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Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. Ma
da doddie doddie doddie doddie

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doddie doddie doddie doddie
doddie di De body. This is no

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agenda. Everybody it is time
once again for no agenda. It's

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Thursday, April 16 2009. Coming
to you from the crockpot command

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center and Gitmo nation. East.
I'm Adam curry.

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And why am I shouting? I'm John
C. Dvorak. Raglan Buzzkill.

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We've been we've done it once
again, we're on the air.

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You know, you shout your
announcement. You've noticed

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that?

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Yeah, but I know why I'm
shouting. So okay.

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Obviously, I don't know why I'm
shouting.

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Because I'm, I know, I'm the
original puker this is this is

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the radio that I'm used to
making, which is why they

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invented the compressor limiter.

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Oh, for guys like you. Yeah,
that's

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right, Johnny. That's just what
it is. It's the way we you know,

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and I think we've done that
we've been through that before

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but radio guys those like
8080s 90s radio guys, even off

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the air, they talk like this to
a man. I

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don't Yeah, yeah. It's like
they're talking into a

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compressor limiter all the time.
And, man, I don't want him How

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did you hear that? Sit on a
radio man.

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Rap? Yeah, well, I do know, guys
that. Over the years, you know,

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they had they went into
broadcasting and they end up

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with a trained voice. And they
just always talked with it.

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Mm, because you know, it's like,
hey, maybe that's what we're

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entering. I'm Shannon.

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In fact, there's a guy over case
CSM, who was the station

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manager, and he got into the
software business. And one time

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I was talking to him on the
phone, and I just heard his you

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know, and he's talking to me on
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conversation. I said, Well, you
have you been in broadcasting?

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Because he just started he
everything was just just

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perfect. And what's it's like,
by the way, they're finding

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complimentary if you if you
mentioned of course it

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was like talking to Leo Laporte
off air he talks the same way.

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Yeah, but he doesn't have an
extremely an over emphasized he

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has a trained voice, but it's
not over emphasized. Like some

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of these guys. Were, were sounds
peculiarly outrageous.

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My wife like really likes his
voice. I mean, yeah, and I think

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she infers in a sensual way.

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Yeah, I think he's developed a
his voice specifically for that

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purpose.

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There you go. That by the way,
is why most of us ugly guys got

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into radio in the first place.
There was rock band. No talent.

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Radio. Yeah, I might get laid.
Do you know that I did. I tell

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you that glory Turner contacted
me that I tell you about this

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story. Know, Laurie Turner,
better known as Lt. In West

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Virginia. When I went to school,
we had a radio station it was wi

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t b, which officially stood for
we're in the basement. But of

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course, we all knew it really
meant we're into bong hits. And

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it was a low power FM station. I
was running the station with

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like three months, but there was
a DJ there who had and she was a

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I think she was sophomore
junior. I can't remember Laurie

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Turner and she was kind of this
you know, exactly the kind of

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girl I kind of liked a little
tomboy ish. And she had, you

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know, this, of course, was early
80s. So she had little bit of

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streak of pink in her hair. And
she was a good jock. And it was,

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you know, so we wound up having
sex once and the next day. She

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said you know what? Think I'm
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story that very few guys would
relate to anyone but I'll go

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My daughter loves this story
right away. The only time I had

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sex in college is the next day
you know, Hey, man, I'm really

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diggin chicks. So she and she
dropped me a note the other

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said, Hey, man, number me it's
LT which is her name is

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different now, so I'm not going
to but she's still in radio and

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she's managing bands and she's
still lesbian. It was great. I

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like hey, Lt. How you doing? My
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likes that story.

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Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
So that's so that's so that's

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how it's gonna go.

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Hey, by the way, we have a ton
of new listeners. While they may

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not necessarily be new
listeners, but a ton of people

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checking us out on the new no
agenda, iPhone app, which

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apparently works quite well.
Good at so it picks up the

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stream. It downloads the
podcast. You can tweet to the

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stream and has I think you can
follow our Twitter's 99 cents

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and the iPhone App Store
developed by a listener. And now

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we're waiting for of course is
the is the G phone? No agenda

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app?

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So what what would somebody
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No agenda in the iPhone store? I
think you could also go to the

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direct URL is somewhere here
crap I don't know. It's like a

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very logical. Here it is.
itunes.com/app/no agenda mobile.

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There you go. Okay. Well, I'll
make sure all that stuff's in

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the in the show notes in the
show notes. So I just got in. I

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just flew in from Portugal.

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And boy, are my arms tired. Yay.

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It was beautiful. When we left
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know, it looks the southern
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only about 30k from from Spain.
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California. But you're kidding.
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California. I wanted to be
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California I N on the show, but
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this is just like California.
Another place I never would want

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to live nice to visit.

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You know, it's like I think
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Portuguese settled, especially
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area. So many of my family was
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dominated by Portuguese at the
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Oh, make sense. Yeah, Newark.
Well, wait a minute. Isn't San

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Francisco? Wasn't he from
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I don't know. I think it was
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Sam. Sam, Sam.

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Francis. Okay. Bob. So

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anyway, so I took a since I was
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community of Portuguese. They, I
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culture and all that you know, I
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know, didn't think much about it
to be honest about it. But the I

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got this just taste this for the
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the one type of sausage that
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also have a lady Do I can't
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kind of a piece of osika COPPA
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their meats we of course we went
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house their meats are
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Portugal well known for its
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outstanding. I was pleasantly
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I was delicious but anyway so I
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so I still so when I was there
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and I noticed the same thing.
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was I was you know in that same
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not quite that far. But I was
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because it was the whole country
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that was the whole

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country was corked, that's a
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It was a was taken to a cork
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showed me a map of the all the
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every cork tree is registered in
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into a house and you have a cork
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take that tree down. And of
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the cork on a cork tree
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time you pull the cork off every
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years to get the thing to
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first time. Anyway so I'm
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looking look as I can see any
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trees and energy they look like
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oak lately? Yeah completely and
then I saw that a lot of these

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oak trees had their their their
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is it what is wrong with it
what's where's the corks? And so

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I mentioned said she says she
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cork tree is in oak tree. I
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either. I was go all No wonder
so I was just looking at all

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these guys called a cork oak and
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oak tree I mean it's got the
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the exact that the distinctive
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really pretty and they're all
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the kind of oaks we have their
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me think that in California we
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we had a brain because the cars
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it's just one of those things
that says like an annuity if you

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had like a big cork farm, you
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keep producing it just just
water. Oak tree you don't have

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to do anything and just pull
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place. I'm really really digging
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front So last year when we went
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something special to it and
Portugal's really come of age

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but particularly this is the non
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Algarve. In fact, and we went
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eight kilometers from where we
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they don't have an English
newspaper. Forget about it. You

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know, that just shows you the
level of tourism. Of course,

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Faro, which is maybe 17 or 18
kilometers away. Yeah, that's a

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proper city. But it's also it's
nice. It's clean. It's

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unhurried. It's it's a lot of
it's new. Because of all the

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European money they

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got. Yeah, they got a lot of
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of roads

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and and drugs are
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fabulous. I tell you.

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Well, it's decriminalized. I
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on the streets. But

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oh, no. But there's another
article which I placed in the

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show notes about the success of
that experiment, which has been

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ongoing for that you were me.

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That's me. And let me just kill
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Is it that guy again? Who is
that mysterious man who calls

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you during almost every single
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Oh, this was good. I wish I
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time.

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I was listening. I said, Oh,
this is one of those was

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recording. And it was it was a
record. I unfortunately can't

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get the phone of the mic anyway.
But as a recording, I guess this

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is going out to everybody as we
speak. From just two days all

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these machines that are sending
out these messages are getting

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kind of annoying, and some of
them sound like somebody's

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talking to you. But this one was
America. Are you aware that

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there are Tea Parties happening
all around the country? You too

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can take part so this is like an
orchestration for these these

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protests is which I think I
personally this shows you did

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this is not so spontaneous. No,

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I mean, I you know, if I were to
set something up, John, if you

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and I had concocted a Tea Party,
the last thing we'd be thinking

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is yeah, let's get one of those
things that political parties

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use I mean there's there's big
muscle behind a lot of this

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something's going on in fact,
you know what this is John?

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Know what? It wasn't loud
enough. I couldn't hear it.

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Crap. I'm sorry. I'm doing

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fractal fractal what? Yeah, it's
pretty low. Now you're talking

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now you're talking I'm now
sorry, fractal of what?

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Well, first of all, the Tea
Party is a fractal of the Tea

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Party. Yeah, well,

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I realized that that's a
fractal. It's kind of pointless.

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You know, I got a weird. I'm not
quite sure about these tea

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parties. And first of all, I
don't like it's like, yeah, you

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know, you can cover a song by
The Rolling Stones. But it's

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better if you have a new
original song that that is of

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these times, you know what I
mean, the whole tea party. I

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mean, really doesn't do it for
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Well, I you know, I think that
has only one benefit. The

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amusing discussion, which goes
on and on and on and even Rush

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Limbaugh did have the describing
trying to describe on the

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airwaves teabagging I think

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that by the way, is the only
good thing that's come out of

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this like, White House gets tea
bag, you know, like all right,

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yeah, that's a good headline. So
what do you think any if any

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mainstream newspaper wrote that
that would be pretty ballsy as

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it were unintended.

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So the you can go folks and go
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look this up, it's kind of
gross. But the but it

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depends on if you're doing the
bagging or the teaching, you

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know, it's a matter of
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depends. The point is that it's
forced this term, which is was

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fairly obscure, to come out and
do the open because of the use

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of these jokers that keep using
the tea bagging terminology.

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It's just hilarious. But
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getting phone calls as everyone
witnessed from an automated

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machine trying to get me to get
involved with this crap.

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Is there anything really coming
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tax revolt?

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I think you know, I'm wondering
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gotta be it's gotta be political
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use these boxes

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what Yes, but which which
political party could be either

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one it could be it could be it's
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looking for pushback to try and
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these I just disturbed by the
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part that's for sure. I don't
know who's behind it unless I

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know exactly what's going on.
I'm not dealing with anything

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when I saw

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Glenn Beck being one of the main
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teabagging that's when The alarm
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I'm like, oh, guy. You know what
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agree.

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Hey, can I just give you? I'm
sorry. Well, by

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the way, I want to remind
everybody that we're two guys

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who are conservatives. So at
least, at least, you're more

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crackpot conservative. It's a
new fringe group. I did want to

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give you a quick review morphia
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laundry restaurant at Villa
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their sister restaurant has two
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really that was in Lisbon. So of
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was good. There were two that
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I wanted to mention to you
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cream soup. I've had pumpkin
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cream soup they made was just
outrageous. The octopus

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carpaccio which I guess is
essentially raw octopus right?

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Smashed smashed. Well I was
smashed was the main tool

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carpaccio,

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no slice very thinly sliced. Oh,

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it wasn't like smashed.

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kind of this basically octopus
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you gotta really, really thin
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upper teeth, which I'd never had
before, which was really

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refreshing and nice. It was a
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and, and lemon. Have you ever
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Well, I know. There's used to be
a song white port and lemon

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juice from the 50s No. Do you
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there's a song called White port
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Yeah, from the 50s I'm trying to
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Let me let me go into my
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I can. I can hear the lyrics
white portlemouth Just tastes

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good to me, I believe is one of
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happened with Brio Squale about
1958 59

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I'll write that one down. And
and revisit it. Now the last

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thing I wanted to mention. So by
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combination. The white port

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with Oh yeah, well, white port
lemon juice is very famous and

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obviously and then the tonic
wire would add another bite to

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it. It'd be that would have to
be a terrific. Yeah.

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And then I feel like having one
go make one right now. But what

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you might want to wait, because
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even more. We had a bottle of
the 2005 Vita Nova Have you ever

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heard of the Vita Nova? No,

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this is a Portuguese

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it's locally Portuguese Algarve?
Produced by none other than Sir

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Cliff, Richard.

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Oh, yeah, you mentioned this in
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have to say, Oh, well. Now you
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think is overlooked here. Since
I when I was over there. I also

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got I was being taken down by
the government. So I get the you

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know, I like to go to a winery.
Okay, let's go. And so Okay, I

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got so I got like a pretty good
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So next time the government
takes you places can I give you

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a couple of things to ask for,
you know, like the the command

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center the shelter the missile
silos, you know, not just the

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winery.

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Well, I'd go for the big stuff
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that you are into. But anyway,
so I got a lot of lectures about

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the wines. And I have a good
number of wine tastings that

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were set up for me and the wines
from Portugal are fantastic.

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They're under priced to an
extreme. There's two or three

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vendors there that make terrific
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northern part where the where
the ports are made into the rest

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of the country is all it's all
the whole countries could be

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growing wines, like just like
California, and I was actually

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stunned by the quality of have a
few of these wines stunned. I

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mean, I would drink these wines
every day. I mean, and they're

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so it's reasonable.

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Yeah, I thought the Cliff
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overpriced. It was 48 euros
granted, you know, you're buying

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it in a restaurant. Just you
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we've we've had before and you
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Maybe was 15 to 20 euros higher
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price but I'll

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write because it was it was
probably a cliff Richards

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wanting specifically for the
British tourists.

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No, actually, it wasn't I had a
lot we were the only people in

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the restaurant. I had a long
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because there's also a 2004 and
then he has a port and he has a

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whole bunch so it was it was a
it wasn't just a oho let's have

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some Cliff wine type of choice
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Oh, well that's what I would
have expected. Okay, go ahead.

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Hey, John.

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Thank you very much. There goes
all our affiliate deals here

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it goes affiliates

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so I got a ton of of news and
stuff to go through. I might

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want to

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finish up with his wine store
was the wine was you thought was

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outstanding or

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was very, very good. Yes. My
wife liked it. The kids like

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that. It was it was it was
outstanding and I was all kind

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of ready because I remember he
was on. I think it was Hell's

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Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay and
Cliff was in the restaurant is

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that where were the two? The
retina Blue team compete? I

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can't remember which show that
is which one of them. Yeah,

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that's Hell's Kitchen, Hell's
Kitchen. And they served wine

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and they and they and they gave
Cliff Richard three glasses

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blind blind taste test, and
said, you know which one do you

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like the most? And of course,
his own wine. He you know, he

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picked last. So it was I didn't
know if it didn't know if it was

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the exact same one that we had.
But I was already you know, all

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set to kind of hate it. But no,
it was good. He and he gets some

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some reasonable props from the,
from the sommelier, and they had

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a good they had a good list and
a big list. Or a good list. We

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have a Wikipedia entry. We do.
Yeah. That's pretty cool. The

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whole history.

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Really, how inaccurate is it?

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It's pretty well, you know, it's
pretty accurate for what it is.

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Yeah, it's all right.

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Good. We have somebody up,
obviously one of our fans

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because otherwise it would be a
negative thing. Doing it and

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hopefully they'll dog it like
people do. And keep on the RSS

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feeds and make sure that some
vandals don't show up to the

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always the vandals. So vandals
coming in to screw things up.

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So I thought maybe we should
start it right off. And now back

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to real. With some real news,
John, because there is just too

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much real news to to ignore.
Today. That's all. It's all

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real. Yeah, well,

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I mean, it's real. What's real

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for the news, the Real News,
this would be the news that

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everyone is watching and
listening to. is all about

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Ashton Kutcher, competing with
CNN for a million Twitter

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followers. I saw my wife and
daughter glued to the television

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set as Madonna defends her
adoption of yet another child Oh

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my god. And then Hugh Jackman
pledges $100,000 charity to a

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charity for his What is it for
the best idea on Twitter?

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My God. Best idea on Twitter,
what is the world coming to

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today higher over there to get
all this publicity? Well, Hugh

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Jackman actually said in order.
This is what's in the article.

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Let me just bring it up here. He
said that he kind of felt guilty

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because he had twittered
something incorrectly. I guess

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the name of the Sydney Opera
House, I didn't know it was

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called anything different than
the Sydney Opera House. And

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people gave him shit for it. And
I guess this was kind of like,

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oh, you know, the PR, I can just
see this PR bitch going? He

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would I got I know, we really
have to correct the situation.

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Because it's really going viral.
It's really going completely out

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of control. So here's what I'm
thinking. I'm thinking, you got

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100 grand. I mean, it's all tax
deductible anyway, so you get

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that away to the best idea that
someone can tweet to you and

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under 140 characters. And it's
like, he's totally saying that

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someone else was twittering
because he's Oh, I made a

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mistake. It was someone else.
Transcribed my tweet. Dad called

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it 140 characters. Yeah, I
related over the phone. Like you

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can't Twitter from wherever you
are douche. And, of course, you

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know, the sad passing of
Maryland chambers.

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Oh, I didn't I missed that one.
Oh, yeah.

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Very young. 56 years old
Maryland chambers. Guys like me.

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I don't know about you, John.
But you know, we kind of grew up

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that wasn't that was the name.
You know? Who would be today's

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version of Maryland chambers.

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Like I met her once. Really?
Yeah. She was at when years ago

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when the CES show had an adult
section down in the basement of

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one of the halls. She was in the
I went down there to mosey

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around. And there she was. And I
chatted with her for a few

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minutes. Yes, she. She looked
like she. She she was you know,

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from a distance. She's still
pretty, but she had to kind of

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like, kind of a hard life look.

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So Behind the Green Door was
really the movie that, you know,

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similar to

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right. That was the big big
film. I never saw that movie.

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It's funny. I met Marilyn
chambers. I never saw her movie.

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But did you when you met her?
Did you say I really admire your

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work.

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No, I didn't really realize
Whoa. I just you know, casually.

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In Hollywood. That's what all
these are men. It's so annoying.

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And when you meet an actor or
you know, so and they, and they

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say to each other the whole
time, I really admire your work.

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Well, I really admire your ass.
Sorry. Oh, man, you want to talk

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about pirates for a minute?
Because we

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I think before we get it, we
should stay with us one more

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real news item that we have. I'm
sorry, hold on a second. And now

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back to real. Yes. And that is
the Susan Boyle video that

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everybody's all worked up about.

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Let me hand the background in
over this. I'm probably going to

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agree with what you're about to
say. So Britain's Got Talent and

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of course we follow the show
religiously my wife being the

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equivalent of Amanda Holden here
can't who's in Sharon Osbourne

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in the states and America's Got
Talent. Yeah, I think so. Simon

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Cowell show so on and usually
this is the name of the show

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should be Britain loves losers,
because that's what's so great

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about it people come up they
juggle the do bad magic acts,

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but it's funny and since cut
very quickly, and it's total

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chewing gum for your brains
really good.

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And you know how I feel about
these shows already?

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Oh, you hate him. And of course,
I've told you knowing what my

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wife does that this you know,
this stuff is these shows are no

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accident. Okay? It's not like
people just like watching talent

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shows now this is the this is
the the absolute epitome of non

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uh, what do they call it non
scripted drama on unscripted,

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unscripted drama. Because drama
is created. It's just not

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scripted. It's they really
should say edited drama. And

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it's completely well done. And
there's a lot of stuff that

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happens in the on the in the
production process as well. And

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00:26:46,109 --> 00:26:51,179
I think a lot of the show stands
or falls by this. So out comes a

440
00:26:51,179 --> 00:26:53,999
contest, and it's one of the pre
rounds. I'm sure everyone's

441
00:26:53,999 --> 00:26:57,779
heard this by now. But for
prosperity sake. The lady is

442
00:26:57,779 --> 00:27:02,879
dressed like that, you know,
like, I The minute I saw her,

443
00:27:02,879 --> 00:27:05,639
come on, I'm like, Okay, watch
this. I knew I because I know

444
00:27:05,639 --> 00:27:08,009
how the show's work. But she was
dressed like a house faroush

445
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:11,879
It's like she almost she should
have had her little apron on.

446
00:27:13,139 --> 00:27:17,969
And she looks like a dog. I'll
just say it dog face. And she

447
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,269
comes out and they do the little
banter with the judges. And

448
00:27:21,269 --> 00:27:24,749
already and she's stumbling. And
she's not knowing what to do.

449
00:27:24,929 --> 00:27:28,679
And of course, then the music
starts she opens her piehole and

450
00:27:28,679 --> 00:27:33,659
outcomes. I look I had I had to
convince myself that she was not

451
00:27:33,659 --> 00:27:38,249
lip synching. It was from crap.
What's the name of the musical

452
00:27:38,249 --> 00:27:43,559
Les Miserables? Right. And it
was. phenom just beautiful. And

453
00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:47,489
of course, everybody goes crazy.
I'll stop there because I think

454
00:27:47,489 --> 00:27:48,509
you need to jump in.

455
00:27:49,199 --> 00:27:52,919
Alright, so I took a look at
this and felt the same way. You

456
00:27:52,919 --> 00:27:55,079
know, it's like, wow, that was
pretty good. It was pretty true.

457
00:27:55,109 --> 00:27:59,519
You know? Cool. Then, of course,
after watching it once, I and

458
00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:03,179
Chris, it was on all over the
place and media or YouTube. I

459
00:28:03,179 --> 00:28:06,059
mean, there's about 30 versions
on YouTube. And by the way, what

460
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:09,899
really annoys me and got me kind
of ticked off anyway was every

461
00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:13,199
single YouTube version of this
has not embeddable, not

462
00:28:13,199 --> 00:28:15,269
embeddable, so you couldn't
embed it on your own website.

463
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,689
Exactly why I'm wondering who's
the ones not letting him embed

464
00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:21,599
it and then break.com apparently
got a copy of it. Nobody called

465
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:25,169
them so you could embed it so I
embedded it on my blog. And

466
00:28:25,169 --> 00:28:28,559
after doing so, then I watched
it I just noticed the timing all

467
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:32,639
the kit the cuts were perfect.
She comes out she starts to sing

468
00:28:32,729 --> 00:28:37,439
Kotick cut right away to Simon
watch his eyebrows go up I know

469
00:28:37,439 --> 00:28:39,359
for a fact that you know that
this whole thing was

470
00:28:39,359 --> 00:28:41,999
orchestrated by him and he then
I'm sure he said put the camera

471
00:28:41,999 --> 00:28:45,599
on me as soon as she sings your
watch and I'll do a real slow

472
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,779
take it'll be great. And then
and then of course instead of

473
00:28:48,779 --> 00:28:51,839
everybody kind of being amazed
at the same time no they didn't

474
00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:54,419
they cut to the next person and
she did all of a sudden is

475
00:28:54,419 --> 00:28:58,709
amazed some five beats after
Simon's amazed and then five

476
00:28:58,709 --> 00:29:01,979
beats after that the next guy
Oh, he gets all jumpy and then

477
00:29:01,979 --> 00:29:05,729
they have to to goof balls.
These two idiots backstage I

478
00:29:05,729 --> 00:29:09,329
don't know what the point of
that those guys and deck. Yeah

479
00:29:09,329 --> 00:29:14,009
two boneheads that are kind of
morons and your nose pickers,

480
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:19,169
and they're on there jumping up
and down and pointing and

481
00:29:19,169 --> 00:29:22,949
goofing around just right on
cue. The whole thing was like so

482
00:29:22,949 --> 00:29:27,119
staged and watch you sit this is
crap. And then so I just

483
00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:31,109
casually mentioned it on my blog
that I thought this was staged.

484
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:35,489
And boy, the guys come out of
the woodwork. It wasn't staged.

485
00:29:35,579 --> 00:29:39,359
You're an idiot. You know, I got
notes from people and this is

486
00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:43,679
the real deal and it goes on and
on and on somebody linked to a

487
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:46,949
website in her hometown where
she was actually interviewed on

488
00:29:46,949 --> 00:29:50,219
camera, and she doesn't wear
those she was wearing she was

489
00:29:50,219 --> 00:29:52,679
wearing a conservative outfit
but it wasn't anything as frumpy

490
00:29:52,679 --> 00:29:55,619
as that crazy dress and she her
hair looked a lot different. And

491
00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:58,169
I think that they put it made
her eyebrows bigger than they

492
00:29:58,169 --> 00:30:02,159
are just to make the whole thing
Were comedic. And I was just I

493
00:30:02,159 --> 00:30:04,439
was just, I thought she was
seventh grade. She was

494
00:30:04,439 --> 00:30:08,099
fantastic. That was really
sweet. But at the same time, the

495
00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:12,029
way that the public lapped this
up as though it really happened

496
00:30:12,029 --> 00:30:16,379
and it wasn't orchestrated in
stage to show how stupid the

497
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,679
public is, in general, is what
disgusted me. And that's what I

498
00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:22,739
pointed out in the blog. And
then that just got worse when

499
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:27,419
these commenters were just
defensive about the fact that I

500
00:30:27,419 --> 00:30:29,249
think the thing was a bunch of
bullshit.

501
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:35,130
Well, so you are right. It is
totally staged, it's all set up

502
00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:38,790
Cowell was in on it, for sure.
Probably the other judges as

503
00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:46,020
well. They production totally
dressed her the eyebrows, I'd

504
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,240
have to look at that. That's
interesting. I'll I'll take I'll

505
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,340
see if I can, if you can send me
the clip of her being

506
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,540
interviewed in her hometown.

507
00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:53,699
He has actually if you go to the
blog and go down to the

508
00:30:53,699 --> 00:30:57,149
comments, there's the actual,
I've embedded the video within

509
00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:57,839
the comments of her

510
00:30:57,869 --> 00:31:01,349
now. So all of that said, we
know that you are not a fan of

511
00:31:01,349 --> 00:31:05,369
this type of programming. And
you know that I am in fact, my

512
00:31:05,369 --> 00:31:08,099
next aircraft will come from
this type of programming, so I'm

513
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:12,359
quite happy with it. But you
have to admit, if you can get

514
00:31:12,359 --> 00:31:16,379
beyond being so stupid that you
fall for it. The whole

515
00:31:16,379 --> 00:31:21,629
experience is kind of like
sitting on the couch, drinking

516
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:26,369
the beer and getting a nice low
blow job. You know what I mean?

517
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,260
I'd rather get the blow job

518
00:31:32,910 --> 00:31:36,060
I am so happy. We're separated
by 1000 miles.

519
00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:43,620
But I didn't want it from you.
Oh, damn. So we back up a

520
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,590
second. What do you mean you're
getting your next airplane?

521
00:31:47,430 --> 00:31:49,800
Well, you know how much money my
wife is making?

522
00:31:51,059 --> 00:31:53,249
All right, I thought you were
gonna do another reality show or

523
00:31:53,249 --> 00:31:54,029
something? Oh, no,

524
00:31:54,089 --> 00:31:58,049
they did. They did ask us she
had oh, by the way, we found the

525
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:03,029
perfect show for Patricia. The
perfect show for her to do is

526
00:32:03,029 --> 00:32:08,879
called crap. It's an English
show. So it's an English format.

527
00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:15,419
Something I think it was like
disgusting bodies or basically

528
00:32:15,419 --> 00:32:19,199
it's people who have all kinds
of weird shit with their body

529
00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:21,839
and they go to the doctor and of
course these people have been

530
00:32:21,839 --> 00:32:24,959
living under severe stress and
it's a nice little nice host

531
00:32:24,959 --> 00:32:28,019
female host and she really is
talking and she's taking care of

532
00:32:28,019 --> 00:32:31,859
the which my wife is great at it
kind of the mental aspect and

533
00:32:31,859 --> 00:32:35,159
yet Patricia will look at any
wound orifice you know, whatever

534
00:32:35,159 --> 00:32:38,159
it is and she's very interested
in she is a white witch so she

535
00:32:38,159 --> 00:32:42,509
she can heal. But then they go
to plastic surgeons, whatever.

536
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:47,999
And, and this just shows amazing
stuff. Amazing things that

537
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:52,259
people have wrong with their
body or wrong. What's normal

538
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:56,999
so when someone wants to watch
this kind of thing,

539
00:32:57,029 --> 00:33:00,509
John, this is blockbuster. This
is blockbuster stuff man. And

540
00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:03,989
this is what this is what
television is going to become.

541
00:33:03,989 --> 00:33:06,599
So we might as well profit from
it while on the other side.

542
00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:10,109
We're doing something good. And
I'm saying we big word. I mean,

543
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:14,189
everything is in my wife's name.
She's making all the money. So I

544
00:33:14,189 --> 00:33:17,069
just better be quiet and carry
your suitcases and shut

545
00:33:17,069 --> 00:33:19,439
down as long as you get the
airplane what kind of plane

546
00:33:19,439 --> 00:33:20,159
you're thinking about.

547
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,880
I'm thinking about a I still
want to I don't want a turbine

548
00:33:23,910 --> 00:33:26,040
but a turboprop. So either King
Air

549
00:33:26,819 --> 00:33:30,119
what you want or you don't want
to turn No, I want a turboprop,

550
00:33:30,119 --> 00:33:34,079
not not a not a right not a
turbine,

551
00:33:34,110 --> 00:33:36,540
a jet. So

552
00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:40,890
turboprop, right which was used
which incidentally you use jet

553
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,730
jet Yeah, it's yeah, it's a jet
jet concept. It's just Yeah, jet

554
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:48,660
fuel tube, it has a propeller.
But there's, you can go to less

555
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:52,350
places with a jet. And if you
get like a king air, you know,

556
00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:55,830
then there's a couple of extra
destinations you get which are a

557
00:33:55,830 --> 00:33:59,790
little bit cooler than all the
big airports. So and it's very

558
00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:01,919
fabulous as fast as almost as
fast as

559
00:34:02,130 --> 00:34:07,020
goes 350 knots, you know, so
it's a spiffy

560
00:34:08,789 --> 00:34:11,429
and this will be true just this
has two engines,

561
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,920
twin engine and an arrest row

562
00:34:15,869 --> 00:34:17,309
which is a hole in the back.

563
00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:28,829
You always want to always wonder
what that is for. Let me there

564
00:34:28,829 --> 00:34:33,869
was a very interesting, I guess,
a radio show. I'm looking

565
00:34:33,869 --> 00:34:40,169
forward now. And there was a
call in a second let me bring up

566
00:34:40,169 --> 00:34:46,169
the the audio. And the person
who's calling in declares that

567
00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:49,139
the Department of Homeland
Security is literally shipping

568
00:34:49,139 --> 00:34:52,709
in live bird flew all over the
country and of course this is

569
00:34:52,709 --> 00:34:58,919
going completely unreported. And
I wanted to play a little bit of

570
00:34:58,919 --> 00:35:03,599
that audio on Got a new system
that I'm working on for keeping

571
00:35:03,749 --> 00:35:08,369
track of my notes and stuff.
Hold on a sec, here it is. I'm

572
00:35:08,369 --> 00:35:11,009
playing it straight from the
YouTube page. So it starts off

573
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:17,549
without starts off with all it
starts off with a lot of the

574
00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:20,309
likes Spread this video. Now
here it is concerned,

575
00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:24,240
we have some actual proof that a
trucker may actually be

576
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:31,650
transporting bird flu. We have
who is aware who has taken the

577
00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:35,400
document to many agencies,
including New York State Police,

578
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:41,070
the FBI in many, many states,
infection control disease. And

579
00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:44,580
what this trucker retorted was
that he works for Department of

580
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:49,830
Homeland Security. He's a
Spanish man who is trucking an

581
00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:53,640
independent truck he goes down
to the corner of Broadway and

582
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,190
Clinton in Albany, New York at
the Department of Homeland

583
00:35:56,190 --> 00:36:00,240
Security facility every single
living for loads. He said there

584
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:04,230
were a reward Flanagan's and JB
Hunt trucks ahead of him loading

585
00:36:04,590 --> 00:36:08,400
that he has taken loads from a
silo above Glens Falls, his

586
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,190
truck actually was lowered into
the ground into a silo when the

587
00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:14,250
truck came out of the ground. He
was given a shot in his arm to

588
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:19,470
protect his family. He
transported refrigerated loads

589
00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:26,190
to the Pentagon, Baltimore,
Maryland. Tucson, Arizona. He

590
00:36:26,190 --> 00:36:26,370
was

591
00:36:27,029 --> 00:36:27,989
it goes on and on.

592
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,120
Sounds like it.

593
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:34,020
But this is from the Power Hour.
I don't know what that is.

594
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:37,830
Who knows? So what what's the
credibility factor here? What do

595
00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:38,160
you think

596
00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,890
I give it a seven or it can you
turn on your speakers? Just a

597
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:43,860
tad there, John. Yeah, here we
go. Yeah, I give it a about a

598
00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:44,640
seven on credit.

599
00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:48,449
I gotta get the checkbox out and
make sure that you, you Did

600
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:53,490
everyone have a drink? I've
asked for the speaker's. Turn

601
00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:57,090
down your radio. Hello. Caller
caller can you turn on your

602
00:36:57,090 --> 00:37:02,790
radio just a little bit? The
Power Hour, so it goes on? It's

603
00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:07,290
pretty detailed. And I like the
whole you know, the truck goes

604
00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:09,930
down into a silo or an elevator.
I like that bit.

605
00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:14,940
I think that sounds dramatic.
overly dramatic. I'm not buying

606
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:15,090
it.

607
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:20,279
Well. Okay. Jesus, man still so
loud your speakers?

608
00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:24,300
Really? Because let me just move
the mic back a little bit. I

609
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:24,600
think I'm

610
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,970
gonna two words headphones.

611
00:37:27,449 --> 00:37:29,609
You know, I used headphones up
at the

612
00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:33,720
Yeah, it was wonderful. It was
great. I could I could talk sexy

613
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,340
to your wife and you couldn't
hear a thing.

614
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:39,180
Yeah, well, it was awesome. Not
gonna happen. So she mad at me.

615
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:42,930
He's not mad at me. She No, no,
she's just she was she was super

616
00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:45,300
true. She's going to be down
here. By the way at the end of

617
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:47,220
the month when you're here and
she's going to she says you

618
00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:49,830
should take her and her friend
who's visiting from England.

619
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:51,180
They live in Cornwall. Yeah.

620
00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:54,150
Oh, Cornwall is where all the
crop circles are.

621
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,950
Yeah, you should take them the
two of them to dinner. Oh,

622
00:37:58,949 --> 00:38:01,049
they can harass you. And what's
your friend's name?

623
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:06,479
Teresa? She's actually she hot?
She teaches because she's

624
00:38:06,479 --> 00:38:10,739
married to a harmonica player.
Who's somewhat famous. Over

625
00:38:10,739 --> 00:38:16,019
here. Nothing to see. What still
a month is she married to toots?

626
00:38:16,229 --> 00:38:21,569
No. And mid Gammon. And so like,
I know who the hell that is.

627
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,999
Well, he used to play with like
Janurary and all these

628
00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:27,480
eon I thought it was Ian.

629
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:33,540
It could be I say a lot of
things wrong. Like like veg and

630
00:38:33,570 --> 00:38:36,240
I say veg and I mean I you know
which is not what they are there

631
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,140
vegans.

632
00:38:37,169 --> 00:38:38,759
The new thing is Freegans

633
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,329
free. Oh yeah. No, we have the
freakin problem here. Yeah.

634
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:48,120
The You mean the freakin issue.
The freakin problem Freegans

635
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,060
this is P fragance. People who
eat free food.

636
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:55,560
We talked about this on the
show. And we did. We did we did

637
00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:58,350
and it's like do one guy
mentioned mentioned against some

638
00:38:58,350 --> 00:39:01,590
professor at Cal you know is a
freegan. And he's just talking

639
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:04,500
about all this waste. You guys
got plenty of money, you can go

640
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,140
buy stuff, but he's great
scrounging through and my wife

641
00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,930
is upset about this whole thing.
Because there are people who

642
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:13,050
actually need to scrounge
through these things to survive

643
00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:16,860
and people these these these
people don't need to. Yeah, so

644
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:20,460
why are they doing it? They're
taking the food away from the

645
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:23,820
poor is what they're doing.
Seriously? Yeah, you're right.

646
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,680
It's it's ridiculous.

647
00:39:25,709 --> 00:39:30,509
Putting them at a disadvantage.
Yeah. So it's a good point. I

648
00:39:30,509 --> 00:39:31,139
buy that.

649
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,740
Anyway, where were we? Well,

650
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:40,200
you know, how, if you buy
futures, such as you know, if

651
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:46,500
you buy oil you know, you buy it
on paper. Yeah. But

652
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,740
try buying something for later
delivery.

653
00:39:49,769 --> 00:39:53,759
Right. But if you if you if you
just let it run out, eventually

654
00:39:53,789 --> 00:39:56,189
someone's going to show up with
that oil on your doorstep.

655
00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,370
Only if you fulfill the contract

656
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:06,150
right All right, well apparently
Lehman Brothers had 450,000

657
00:40:06,150 --> 00:40:15,780
pounds of yellowcake futures or
whatever however, they had it,

658
00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:21,660
they now have it because yellow
cake, the price kind of like

659
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:25,950
just dived. And so there wasn't
there was no market for it. So

660
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:30,270
now they're literally sitting on
450,000 pounds of yellow cake,

661
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,740
Lehman Brothers.

662
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,910
And I'm assuming this isn't the
cake you eat? No, this

663
00:40:35,909 --> 00:40:38,969
is what you know the uranium
uranium you can make. I guess

664
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:40,679
you can make nuclear bombs from
this stuff.

665
00:40:40,889 --> 00:40:43,529
Maybe they should sell to Iran
isn't the yellowcake what we

666
00:40:43,529 --> 00:40:47,039
went to Iraq for? Yeah, well,
no, because somebody was there

667
00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:49,859
we're trying to get yellowcake
and we had documented

668
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:53,070
well, but But shouldn't we go to
war with Lehman Brothers? They

669
00:40:53,070 --> 00:41:00,600
got yellowcake I think we did go
that's just nuts. That is

670
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:07,500
absolutely nuts. The G 20. You
know, they had this, of course

671
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:11,160
the big show here in London and
and so many things have happened

672
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:14,760
around this g 20. That was not
reported at all that we've been

673
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,640
talking about on this very
program such as the Black

674
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:23,400
Sabbath. But also all of you
laugh my friend, but I know

675
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:29,070
you're not really happy. So one
of the main things that came out

676
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:34,830
of the G 20 Show, which they put
on in London was no more tax

677
00:41:34,830 --> 00:41:37,290
havens, you know, because you
have all these islands, Guernsey

678
00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:41,220
and jersey and of course you
have famously Monaco and, and

679
00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:45,060
there's the Bahamas and but of
course we have Switzerland. So

680
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:48,240
this was the big thing. You
know, it's like, stop it. No

681
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:52,590
more tax havens. So the and they
this, this was kind of one of

682
00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:54,990
the big things that that came
out of it. So it was a part of

683
00:41:55,020 --> 00:42:00,120
it was the climax of the show.
So the OECD was responsible for

684
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,910
the public aid. These are the
economic costs the Organisation

685
00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:06,810
for Economic Cooperation and
Development. They published the

686
00:42:06,810 --> 00:42:11,880
blacklist of these tax havens. I
guess how many were on the list?

687
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,510
I don't know 10,000?

688
00:42:16,469 --> 00:42:22,139
None? The list is wide pletely
empty. Looking at the website is

689
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:24,359
like there's no no listings at
this time.

690
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:28,110
None None. There is no hotel

691
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:30,690
there are no tax haven. No,
there's no tax havens that are

692
00:42:30,690 --> 00:42:34,500
outlawed. They were going to
publish the black list. They

693
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:35,970
published a list of zero

694
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,440
I wonder what their what the
deal was the data was this some

695
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,130
sort of extortion thing to get
people to know because because

696
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,720
it's a cop up. So my look

697
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:48,210
the only the only the only
publication now the only

698
00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:50,520
publication that picked up on
this because of course the only

699
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,820
publication that would do some
research and go and check it

700
00:42:53,850 --> 00:42:57,120
out, which apparently can just
be done on this thing called the

701
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:01,920
internet. Was the German Spiegel
magazine who do a lot of

702
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:06,510
excellent reporting. That's why
because it's a show it's fake.

703
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:11,250
Yeah, Simon Cowell should be
hired to run who

704
00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:14,970
says Simon Cowell isn't running
it? I tell you sometimes, I

705
00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:18,810
wonder. But I was just guessing.
Yeah, but you wouldn't be

706
00:43:18,810 --> 00:43:23,310
surprised, would you? Nope. Did
you have notes? Because I can

707
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:24,450
just go on and on darling.

708
00:43:25,110 --> 00:43:28,590
Well, no, I tell you this much,
you, you I what I'm doing for

709
00:43:28,590 --> 00:43:31,500
the listeners out there. And I
want them to appreciate this is

710
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:35,100
that when you when we start to
go off to another topic, and

711
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,350
then we are interrupted then we
get off the road and we're

712
00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:40,110
bouncing around you know, and if
you know what four wheel drive

713
00:43:40,110 --> 00:43:45,270
on, I can return us to the to
the road. And I'm going to do it

714
00:43:45,270 --> 00:43:50,190
right now. You said you want to
talk about pirates. And we've

715
00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:53,280
never we haven't done that.
Let's go there. Okay, so I have

716
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,780
some thoughts on the pirates.

717
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:59,790
Thank you. First of all, there
was a fantastic picture. And I

718
00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:04,620
don't know if it's shopped or
not. It's from a Chinese Chinese

719
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:08,670
news website of 1000s of
porpoises. I don't know if you

720
00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:13,770
saw this value on bullyville
They're literally blocking the

721
00:44:13,770 --> 00:44:17,550
pirates from getting to the to
one of the ships that they want

722
00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:21,870
that they want to hijack. And
it's just yeah beautiful. And

723
00:44:21,870 --> 00:44:24,090
I'm looking at photoshopped or
for real

724
00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:29,970
this is this is reminiscent of
the lot of Asian Mystique,

725
00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:34,140
mythologies that are created and
they've been created over the

726
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:37,140
years the Japanese are experts
at this there's their stories

727
00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:40,350
about how you know somebody was
going to take over shoved a big

728
00:44:40,350 --> 00:44:43,590
army of flotilla was coming in
but then an injured ever just a

729
00:44:43,590 --> 00:44:46,260
storm out of the blue that no
one expected came in wash them

730
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:50,430
away. You know these there's all
these kinds of this type of you

731
00:44:50,430 --> 00:44:54,510
know, supernatural stories that
protect you know, these cultures

732
00:44:54,510 --> 00:44:57,240
somehow and I think when I first
heard that story is first thing

733
00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,000
I thought of I think this is
like cultural bunch of money.

734
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,420
malarkey you know this all
things all of a sudden come up

735
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:06,690
and they save the Chinese vessel
because you know, we're so you

736
00:45:06,690 --> 00:45:09,030
know, we're in tune with the
animal world. I don't know what

737
00:45:09,030 --> 00:45:11,970
what the point of it is to be
honest, but it's I think it's a

738
00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:12,480
crock.

739
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:18,450
Well, yeah, I have to agree.
Let's start this conversation

740
00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:21,060
with a quote from St. Augustine.

741
00:45:22,830 --> 00:45:24,360
In the city of yonder ship.

742
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:33,570
Your timing is so beautiful. In
the city of God, St. Augustine

743
00:45:33,570 --> 00:45:36,810
tells the story of a pirate
captured by Alexander the Great

744
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,620
the Emperor angrily demanded of
him. How dare you molest the

745
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:44,280
seas? To which the pirate
replied How dare you molest the

746
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,880
whole world? Because I do it
with a small boat I am called a

747
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,930
pirate and a thief you with a
great navy molest the world and

748
00:45:51,930 --> 00:45:55,170
are called an emperor. St.
Augustine thought the pirates

749
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:57,810
answer was elegant and
excellent.

750
00:45:59,310 --> 00:46:01,080
So they shot him

751
00:46:01,469 --> 00:46:04,649
well, yeah to to the head and
place the gun in his hand. So

752
00:46:04,649 --> 00:46:08,699
the suicide so I really I really
do want to stress that what the

753
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:12,809
media is doing now is it this
makes me sick to my stomach?

754
00:46:13,199 --> 00:46:18,959
When were no one is doing a
single bit of background on what

755
00:46:18,959 --> 00:46:25,319
is happening. Why these pirates
are hijacking the ships. What is

756
00:46:25,319 --> 00:46:28,889
the story behind it and there
are few publications linked in

757
00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:35,729
the show notes that explain what
is systematic. These guys, the

758
00:46:35,729 --> 00:46:39,719
fishermen and their fishermen
who have been their waters were

759
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,359
have been poisoned. Their fish
has been fished away from their

760
00:46:42,359 --> 00:46:45,149
waters sold by their own
government to foreign

761
00:46:45,209 --> 00:46:48,929
corporations. And they're
desperate they don't know what

762
00:46:48,929 --> 00:46:54,539
to do. The only thing they can
do is this. It is a most human

763
00:46:54,539 --> 00:46:58,919
form of terrorism, by
desperation by massive

764
00:46:58,919 --> 00:47:01,829
desperation. And what's going to
happen is we're going to send

765
00:47:01,829 --> 00:47:04,709
all we're gonna send our army
over our Navy over their army

766
00:47:04,709 --> 00:47:07,229
would be a cool one. We'll send
our Navy over there. And when I

767
00:47:07,229 --> 00:47:09,479
start blowing these fuckers out
of the water, and we're gonna

768
00:47:09,479 --> 00:47:12,719
lose ships too, because these
guys they'll strap up torpedoes

769
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:17,159
they'll strap an AK what you
know, one of those RPGs to the

770
00:47:17,189 --> 00:47:19,829
to the front of their rubber
boat if they have to. They are

771
00:47:19,859 --> 00:47:23,129
desperate and the world is
standing by like it's freakin

772
00:47:23,129 --> 00:47:26,819
Johnny Depp it was there gonna
be a screw Let's kill Johnny

773
00:47:26,819 --> 00:47:30,329
Depp man screw that
motherfucker. Because that's the

774
00:47:30,329 --> 00:47:34,169
old Johnny Depp's man screw you
know this is a sad sad sad

775
00:47:34,169 --> 00:47:34,919
story.

776
00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:38,400
Well, I mean the one thing is
intro I don't know whether to be

777
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,380
honest about it. I don't know
whether it's a sad story not

778
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:43,860
because from what I can tell,
I'm not getting the story, which

779
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:46,710
was kind of what you're saying.
But it's like what is the story

780
00:47:46,710 --> 00:47:49,980
and the fact is is like I was
watching it's on last night on

781
00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:52,680
the one of the network know one
of the local news channels where

782
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,170
everyone's was so serious. And
then the show these do they show

783
00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,330
these clips I don't know where
these clips are coming from. But

784
00:47:57,330 --> 00:47:59,700
one pirate or another standing
here standing there always

785
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:02,190
holding a gun up in the air as
though they were like shooting

786
00:48:02,190 --> 00:48:06,630
in the air. They look like give
shots from the Symbionese

787
00:48:06,630 --> 00:48:08,640
Liberation Army back in the day
as

788
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,960
file footage. I love it. Yeah,
exactly. We have shaky shaky

789
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,580
file footage of pirates.

790
00:48:15,570 --> 00:48:18,060
Yeah, it's just a bunch of stock
footage. And so then they cut

791
00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,940
back to they then the story with
which is not a story because

792
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,370
they don't tell us any real
details. And it goes back to the

793
00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:26,370
anchor guy. Now on this station.
I didn't know who it was. But I

794
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:29,160
just remembered I wrote the
quote down. He's serious. He

795
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,070
looks back at the report and
says, Well, this is not a battle

796
00:48:32,070 --> 00:48:37,140
we can ignore. What the hell you
talking about? We could ignore

797
00:48:37,140 --> 00:48:40,770
it. Why don't you just go round?
I mean, go further. I mean,

798
00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:43,590
it's, I mean, we're having I
don't know, the whole thing is

799
00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,780
like, it's just poorly covered.
And we don't know what the

800
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:47,460
heck's going on. And nobody
wants to go there.

801
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,409
When we do know what the heck is
going on.

802
00:48:49,439 --> 00:48:52,499
Because, ya know, I've been
there. I know the country's a

803
00:48:52,499 --> 00:48:56,909
mess. The countries that Yes.
Yeah, you're right. That's

804
00:48:56,909 --> 00:48:58,559
what's going to happen.
Somebody's going to we're going

805
00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:03,629
to send a big, you know, feud
with this right, but what

806
00:49:04,079 --> 00:49:04,889
practice once in a

807
00:49:04,889 --> 00:49:09,599
while, well, that's the Somali
pirates are totally being being.

808
00:49:10,859 --> 00:49:14,369
Now it's the word they're being
set up to become target

809
00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:18,179
practice. That is exactly right.
And the media is setting them

810
00:49:18,179 --> 00:49:21,029
up. We're all setting them up is
going to be this one big joke as

811
00:49:21,029 --> 00:49:23,639
we start blowing up pirates out
of the water, and these pirates

812
00:49:23,639 --> 00:49:26,219
will winds from time to time
they will blow up one of our

813
00:49:26,219 --> 00:49:29,909
ships. It's so crazy. But in the
meantime, we put together huge

814
00:49:29,909 --> 00:49:34,709
telethons of comic relief to buy
mosquito nets for people who

815
00:49:34,709 --> 00:49:39,299
have malaria. And the whole
country is so friggin out of

816
00:49:39,299 --> 00:49:43,589
control. That the only thing
that its inhabitants can do out

817
00:49:43,589 --> 00:49:47,849
of desperation, is go out and
hijack the shit. That's all they

818
00:49:47,849 --> 00:49:52,649
can do. And no one cares. No one
it just boggles the mind wake

819
00:49:52,649 --> 00:49:52,799
and

820
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:59,100
they captured this captain and
then the big news. Is like

821
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:02,670
somebody says this cute Okay, so
he there's so the snipers he's

822
00:50:02,670 --> 00:50:05,670
you know, it's sharpshooters.
Why the sharpshooters are on the

823
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,430
ship is beyond me because I, you
know, I guess you everybody

824
00:50:08,430 --> 00:50:11,070
needs a bunch of sharpshooters
on your ship. But they have

825
00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:15,510
three apparently three
sharpshooters on board because

826
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,200
everybody needs sharpshooters on
their ship course. Hey, we need

827
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,860
some in our armory teenage kids
who are probably you know, 13

828
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:25,410
years old and they bang they
believe the three of us if this

829
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,540
boom right in the head boom done
if stories even true.

830
00:50:31,410 --> 00:50:35,040
So there's a couple of really
good articles that you'll find

831
00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:38,820
in the show notes lessons from
the Barbary pirate wars pirates

832
00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:40,830
attack Oh, there's I guess
there's a new there was a new

833
00:50:40,830 --> 00:50:44,520
attack that failed to get a
board what the media is not

834
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:49,590
telling us about Somali pirates.
Colon Africa is a country I like

835
00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:53,820
that. That's a great headline.
And you are being lied to about

836
00:50:53,820 --> 00:50:57,120
pirates is is another great
article and it gives you the

837
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,510
background and you know, you
might want to consider telling

838
00:51:00,510 --> 00:51:05,370
your friends at some of this is
just freaking crazy and and we

839
00:51:05,370 --> 00:51:09,660
got to have a little compassion
for people. I'm just saying.

840
00:51:10,529 --> 00:51:14,849
So the next thing that's going
on in the news is they go into

841
00:51:14,849 --> 00:51:19,799
this apparently there's they've
categorized right wingers as

842
00:51:19,799 --> 00:51:25,139
hate groups. And, and they're
starting to promote the idea

843
00:51:25,139 --> 00:51:27,149
that you know, one of the
reasons that they want everybody

844
00:51:27,149 --> 00:51:29,729
coming back from Iraq to be
registered as a potential

845
00:51:29,729 --> 00:51:34,739
terrorist is a new term that I'm
noticing and you're gonna start

846
00:51:34,739 --> 00:51:37,379
hearing this out there.
Homegrown threats,

847
00:51:37,380 --> 00:51:40,140
yes. Homegrown terror. I've
heard that one a lot already.

848
00:51:40,470 --> 00:51:40,860
Yeah.

849
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,760
And it always refers back to the
1993 limits. You know, how many

850
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:50,850
15 1616 years ago the 1993
bombing of Waco by those two

851
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,900
characters? The federal
building? Yeah, don't get me

852
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:58,080
started on that. Title wanted us
to get into it as two minutes.

853
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,900
Two minutes too weird. Yeah. But
the point is, is that nothing

854
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:05,010
like we terrorism that we're
supposed to be fighting is not

855
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:10,440
homegrown. No, why is becoming
high priority

856
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:15,150
because we need to roll out the
the civilian army that is just

857
00:52:15,150 --> 00:52:19,440
as as powerful and well funded
as our overseas army, according

858
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,440
to President Obama. And so we
need to get that shit

859
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,700
Kickstarter because we got home
grown terror baby. A newly

860
00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:29,790
unclassified Department of
Homeland Security report PDF

861
00:52:29,790 --> 00:52:32,880
link in the show notes warns
against the possibility of

862
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:38,640
violence by unnamed quote right
wing extremists concerned about

863
00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:42,660
illegal immigration, increasing
federal power restrictions on

864
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:46,560
firearms, abortion and the loss
of US sovereignty and singles

865
00:52:46,590 --> 00:52:50,940
out returning war veterans as
particular threats. So that's

866
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:51,600
the whole

867
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,380
story by the way, that laundry
list is a conservative checklist

868
00:52:55,590 --> 00:52:59,940
that everyone from Pat Buchanan
to Ann Coulter to everybody in

869
00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:03,270
between would be would be on
that list, because they're all

870
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,360
pretty much just up there. There
was some some flexibility on the

871
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,750
abortion issue. But generally
speaking, they do want American

872
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:14,070
sovereignty, we don't want to be
using the amaro and then they

873
00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:18,570
all most of them are against you
know, excessive gun control. And

874
00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:21,960
you know, on and on and on. So
how is this How was the holler

875
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,930
these people who are probably
half the country or more

876
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:28,080
generally speaking, they
mericans are a conservative

877
00:53:28,110 --> 00:53:32,280
bunch, which means almost
everybody in the country is on

878
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:35,280
you would be on the terror watch
list because of that checklist.

879
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,040
It's it's it's so bogus, I can't
believe that they're getting

880
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,590
away with with doing this. You
know,

881
00:53:40,590 --> 00:53:44,580
I read a couple reports that Ann
Coulter is actually a transit

882
00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:45,450
transsexual.

883
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,720
Yeah, I know she supposedly with
the way that rumor has it. She

884
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:54,720
was once a transsexual singer,
performer, dancer, dance floor,

885
00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:57,720
all right. Well as a
transsexual, she's kind of hot.

886
00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:02,129
Not seriously, but she keeps her
figure

887
00:54:09,389 --> 00:54:12,689
there's nothing like coming home
to a classic Dvorak.

888
00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:16,230
So I don't think she is to be
honest about it. But it's a

889
00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:20,130
funny story. I hate her. By the
way, I've heard her give a

890
00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:23,280
because I, unlike you know, when
you go I went to a big

891
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,940
university. And one of the
things you get used to and this

892
00:54:26,940 --> 00:54:30,930
white kind of recommend people I
don't have a problem with large

893
00:54:30,930 --> 00:54:33,510
auditorium, we you take a class
and you'd go to Wheeler

894
00:54:33,510 --> 00:54:36,360
auditorium at the University of
California, the the auditorium

895
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,300
at the time, I was doing the
whole, like 900 people, how many

896
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:41,430
people were in the class and
you'd listen to these lectures

897
00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:45,420
by people who knew how to give a
lecture. And you know, these

898
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:48,810
great lectures were in these big
universities and they talked to

899
00:54:48,810 --> 00:54:51,510
a larger audience and which
makes it even more interesting.

900
00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:57,030
And so I've always enjoyed big
lectures into large audiences.

901
00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:59,250
And so I got to and so I
listened to him to this day

902
00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:02,190
because they're on now Have
monda on the Dish Network, you

903
00:55:02,190 --> 00:55:04,590
know, you get to listen to one
or another and we talk about him

904
00:55:04,590 --> 00:55:08,520
on the show. But one of the
things I heard, only I heard on

905
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:13,470
a podcast was Ann Coulter giving
a speech to I think UC Santa

906
00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:18,480
Barbara or some someplace. And I
have to say she gives a really

907
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,690
great speech. I was I was
stunned. It was so it was very

908
00:55:21,690 --> 00:55:24,720
well presented. It was a
conversational, you know, it

909
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,430
wasn't somebody reading from a
sheet.

910
00:55:27,210 --> 00:55:29,490
And you're getting more than
just the soundbite version.

911
00:55:30,570 --> 00:55:33,660
And you got to hear the whole
her whole thought process. And

912
00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:38,040
then I was actually, I wasn't
expecting it to be honest.

913
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,010
Because I'm not I'm not I don't
I think she's just a phony, in a

914
00:55:41,010 --> 00:55:43,170
lot of ways, because she's
always just trying to get

915
00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:45,960
attention to sell her books. But
when you listen to her talk for

916
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,680
45 minutes to an hour and in a
succinct way. It's like, wow,

917
00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:52,440
this is interesting. And she
makes a lot of good points. But

918
00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:57,540
typically liberal. Liberals out
there won't listen to anybody

919
00:55:57,540 --> 00:56:01,500
but then their own, own guilt
their own. So they miss out on

920
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:04,740
some of the very interesting,
unique. They should listen to

921
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:07,350
people like her so they can see
what they're doing wrong.

922
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:11,700
Anyway. Just listen to lectures,
folks. That's what I'm saying.

923
00:56:13,650 --> 00:56:17,430
Kids, listen to lectures. We
should make a t shirt. John.

924
00:56:17,430 --> 00:56:20,190
That's a great teacher. listen
to lectures.

925
00:56:22,110 --> 00:56:24,660
That's why they're called
lectures. It's home. Okay, I got

926
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:28,260
one more point here to bring up.
This is good. Back to Real News.

927
00:56:28,410 --> 00:56:39,960
Oh, so I'm sorry. And now back
to real. So I'm watching the CSI

928
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,380
New York last night, which
doesn't cut it with the Vegas

929
00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:46,200
version, by the way. Oh, no, no,
it doesn't. But I like Gary

930
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,780
Sinise, I think is a really fun
actor. He is a good I agree.

931
00:56:48,810 --> 00:56:52,290
Yeah. And this one was really
hyped because it was I had a

932
00:56:52,290 --> 00:56:55,620
guest star, I forgot his name,
but he just, he's a TV actor of

933
00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:58,740
some repute. And who is playing
an evil he's kind of playing a

934
00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:02,460
Murdoch character. And the whole
thing was this ludicrous of I

935
00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:04,470
wish people could see this
again. And we just went and

936
00:57:04,470 --> 00:57:08,550
proposes a repeat. Essentially,
it the story revolved around a

937
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:13,380
missing flash drive, actually a
thumb drive that somebody some,

938
00:57:13,710 --> 00:57:18,660
some fixer had put a bunch of
data on that had to do with all

939
00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:21,750
kinds of horrible things that
were going on in the city of New

940
00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:25,920
York. And then the FBI was after
the flash, everybody's after

941
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,070
this flash drive. And the whole
story revolves around this

942
00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:31,620
trying to get this flash drive,
which is eventually destroyed at

943
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:34,560
the end through a weird
coincidence of bouncing through

944
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,460
a great over the subway hitting
the platform and then falling

945
00:57:38,490 --> 00:57:41,910
exactly on the track. And
staying there as a train ran

946
00:57:41,910 --> 00:57:45,750
over the rail. That's
ridiculous. But but the joke of

947
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:48,300
it was they had the flash drive,
and it was in police evidence.

948
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,680
Nobody ever ever copied the
flash copy. Yeah, right. But

949
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,410
they looked at it, but they
didn't copy it, which makes no

950
00:57:55,410 --> 00:57:58,830
sense. And then when it went to
this guy, who apparently

951
00:57:58,950 --> 00:58:02,070
somebody shot somebody to get a
hold of it, and then they never

952
00:58:02,070 --> 00:58:05,190
copied it. And I'm thinking, is
it Are they trying to tell the

953
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:08,580
public that these flash drives,
which is just volatile memory in

954
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:12,900
some form, you can't like, why
wouldn't you take the flash

955
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:16,890
drive, copy all the data onto
something and then bury that you

956
00:58:16,890 --> 00:58:19,620
know, some somewhere and then
just erase this thing they never

957
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:23,940
did. It was the stupidest
plotline, obviously, written by

958
00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:28,350
somebody doesn't know anything
about technology, and then fed

959
00:58:28,350 --> 00:58:30,990
to a public that I must have
been befuddled by the story,

960
00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:32,940
because I think 90% of the
people watching this knew

961
00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:33,480
better.

962
00:58:34,980 --> 00:58:39,480
So that feeds nicely into actual
news, because of course, shows

963
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,120
like CSI, or just I mean, we've
talked about this, in my

964
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,710
opinion. They're probably funded
in some way through some

965
00:58:46,710 --> 00:58:50,940
backdoor through some government
services. It just has to be

966
00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:55,740
because it's conditioning, it's
to make you ready for what you

967
00:58:55,770 --> 00:58:59,250
actually should be as a slave,
and how you should behave. And

968
00:58:59,430 --> 00:59:02,760
you know, all this, all this
stuff that CSI can do, and you

969
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,720
just behave shut up and working
by you know, that's basically

970
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:11,790
it. Because what's really going
on? How all this, you know, so

971
00:59:11,790 --> 00:59:14,670
we talk about sensitive data on
a thumb drive, who knows what it

972
00:59:14,670 --> 00:59:18,270
was from, but this happens in
the UK all the time, because of

973
00:59:18,270 --> 00:59:21,540
course, this is a country that
is really a decade ahead of the

974
00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:24,420
United States. You know, our
national health service has been

975
00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:29,220
going into electronic mode. It's
been multibillion pound project

976
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:34,290
deemed a clusterfuck for lack of
a better term. This is fantastic

977
00:59:34,290 --> 00:59:39,900
article, actually a whole
website by Dave de bronkart. And

978
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:46,680
I guess he calls himself blogger
Dave, and Google Health launched

979
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:52,500
and his records are online. Like
it's something somehow Google

980
00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:56,220
Health has to do with it. So
he's able to access his

981
00:59:56,220 --> 01:00:00,270
information. And what he finds
out what he uncovers you Is that

982
01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:04,590
the way that your health
information is conveyed is

983
01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:09,180
through insurance codes. So
every person, there's 10s of

984
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:12,690
1000s of these insurance codes
and they change all the time. So

985
01:00:12,690 --> 01:00:16,410
it's like one big meta file, the
insurance industry, and I

986
01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:20,190
presume in connection with with
pharmaceutical industry, they

987
01:00:20,190 --> 01:00:23,370
maintain it, but it's literally
insurance codes because it's as

988
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:27,720
good as gold. It's all about the
money. So these treatments that

989
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:32,010
the guy had had, and some
conclusions that were made from

990
01:00:32,010 --> 01:00:37,230
these insurance codes, were a
likely to get him killed because

991
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,130
of different combinations that
are just not apparent by

992
01:00:41,130 --> 01:00:44,130
combined combining these these
codes that are meant for

993
01:00:44,130 --> 01:00:48,870
insurance purposes. But also he
was deemed schizophrenic when he

994
01:00:48,870 --> 01:00:54,360
was puking his guts out from
theme chemotherapy, just all

995
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:57,720
these things that are that are
incorrect, because the way

996
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,050
they're doing it folks, is
through the insurance industry's

997
01:01:01,050 --> 01:01:04,800
data, not through like a doctor
language that says, hey, you

998
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:09,630
know, I examined Mr. Dvorak. And
yeah, you know, it's an ingrown

999
01:01:09,630 --> 01:01:12,330
toenail, but he seems in pretty
good demeanor, and he's a kind

1000
01:01:12,330 --> 01:01:15,450
of a funny guy, although he's a
bit of a buzzkill. That shits

1001
01:01:15,450 --> 01:01:17,850
not going to be in the database
the way you think doctors are

1002
01:01:17,850 --> 01:01:21,720
speaking to each other. So they
just want you to focus on who

1003
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:24,750
I'm gonna, my data is gonna get
lost instead of the obvious,

1004
01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:29,100
which is, this is money. These
codes are money, John, they're

1005
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:33,300
just this whole new trading
system on backed on our health.

1006
01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:36,540
Dude, I'm so big, you better
interrupt me now.

1007
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,610
I'm so big. It is baked all the
time. You know, you don't sound

1008
01:01:41,610 --> 01:01:42,960
it. That's what's interest.
That's what's kind of

1009
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:47,220
frightening. That's cool. So, so
anyway, well, let me tell you my

1010
01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:49,320
I got an anecdote then that was
just kind of interest because

1011
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:53,730
insurance companies are behind a
lot of weird stuff. So I got a

1012
01:01:53,820 --> 01:01:57,510
speeding ticket, you know, last
year, and I think I don't know

1013
01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:59,790
if I told the story publicly,
but it's actually quite cool. I

1014
01:01:59,790 --> 01:02:01,260
told all my friends. It's quite
amusing.

1015
01:02:01,650 --> 01:02:03,930
Oh, excluding this friend, but
okay.

1016
01:02:05,370 --> 01:02:08,460
I think I may have told you the
story. Okay, you haven't you

1017
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:10,500
don't remember a lot of things I
tell you, I think I did,

1018
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,510
actually over one of the Hello
kettle

1019
01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:13,290
pot calling.

1020
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,300
You need the pot calling kettle,
we need to

1021
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:22,230
get it in the morning for it.
That's all I guess people

1022
01:02:22,230 --> 01:02:24,690
are gonna get sick in the
morning for everything. So

1023
01:02:24,690 --> 01:02:28,620
anyway, so I had to figure out,
you know, I don't want to really

1024
01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:34,590
get marks against my insurance.
So I had I took traffic school.

1025
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:38,220
So I signed up for it did a
little yelping and found some,

1026
01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:40,920
you know, real easy to deal with
one day traffic school in

1027
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:45,870
Chinatown, Oakland. So I go in
there, and I'm listening, this

1028
01:02:45,870 --> 01:02:49,170
guy's kind of a stiff, but he's
pretty much delivering a, you

1029
01:02:49,170 --> 01:02:51,750
know, a bunch of just a bunch of
information. But then he goes on

1030
01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:54,630
it on a rampage about the
insurance companies and about

1031
01:02:54,630 --> 01:02:57,810
how these these marks work. And
it was a bunch of very weird

1032
01:02:57,810 --> 01:03:00,690
insight information about how
you get two marks for driving on

1033
01:03:00,690 --> 01:03:02,550
the wrong side of the road, if
they want to give you a certain

1034
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,370
kind of a ticket. And how if
you're trying to get your

1035
01:03:05,370 --> 01:03:08,790
insurance rates lowered, that
there is a clearing house, which

1036
01:03:08,790 --> 01:03:11,460
seems like semi illegal but
there's a there's some sort of a

1037
01:03:11,490 --> 01:03:14,970
data clearing house that he
explained in great detail, that

1038
01:03:14,970 --> 01:03:17,730
if you keep jumping insurance
companies, you essentially what

1039
01:03:17,730 --> 01:03:21,150
they were still stopped insuring
you, right? They don't want you

1040
01:03:21,150 --> 01:03:24,960
doing this. And he goes on and
on with all kinds of weird stuff

1041
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,030
like that. That means there's
something I'm thinking to

1042
01:03:27,030 --> 01:03:28,890
myself, I don't know what this
has got to do with driving, but

1043
01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:35,130
it's fascinating. I leave to go
to lunch, I come back the place

1044
01:03:35,130 --> 01:03:39,090
the classroom, which is in the
you know, in Chinatown is

1045
01:03:39,270 --> 01:03:44,070
cordoned off with, you know,
police things and, and it's a

1046
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:47,670
it's a crime scene, apparently,
the guy who's given the course,

1047
01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:54,750
was arrested and hauled off for
reasons unknown to me. I saw the

1048
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,940
two there were two undercover
cops because they were both

1049
01:03:56,940 --> 01:04:01,230
there. I saw him there in the
class, taking the class, and the

1050
01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:03,300
guy and I asked him what
happened? What was the deal? He

1051
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:05,340
says, Well, you know, we had to
arrest him for something and

1052
01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:08,940
they just vague with he didn't
say, you know, fraud or

1053
01:04:08,940 --> 01:04:12,420
something. And so they, which is
like why don't you wait to the

1054
01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:15,090
class was over, because I know
at least you know, we could get

1055
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,240
finished the damn thing and say
no, and they get there they then

1056
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,820
the state, I think it was either
the state or that it was the

1057
01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:24,390
state of California, then they
gave us they give us a little

1058
01:04:24,390 --> 01:04:26,730
thing to fill out. So we'd get a
check in the mail for what we

1059
01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:29,700
paid for this class. And I did
get a check like a month later.

1060
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,280
And I thought the whole thing
was rather peculiar. So then I

1061
01:04:32,490 --> 01:04:36,180
but I still had to take this
class again. And I found an

1062
01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:39,630
online class to take which was
very thorough. And I did it

1063
01:04:39,660 --> 01:04:43,380
online and I noticed that pretty
much what the online course was

1064
01:04:43,740 --> 01:04:47,130
teaching was exactly what this
guy was teaching. Exactly,

1065
01:04:47,130 --> 01:04:50,190
except for this extra
information that this guy kept,

1066
01:04:50,430 --> 01:04:52,980
you know, railing about, you
know about the insurance company

1067
01:04:52,980 --> 01:04:55,200
and some of the other weird
stuff that you know, that has to

1068
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:59,730
do with how you dry. I'm saying
I'm just shaking my head. Well,

1069
01:04:59,730 --> 01:05:02,640
you know That's interesting. I
took a few photos of the crime

1070
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:07,650
scene. But that was irked. It
was a waste of my whole day.

1071
01:05:08,370 --> 01:05:12,000
I like it. A typical John C
Dvorak moment.

1072
01:05:12,929 --> 01:05:14,009
That's why I stay home.

1073
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:22,440
A little follow up from the
aviation world. Big, big, big

1074
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:27,150
articles in Dutch newspapers.
And I heard the reports just as

1075
01:05:27,150 --> 01:05:30,480
I was going on vacation, I think
but now the big newspaper caught

1076
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,850
on to it. And I'm sure that
they're publishing some

1077
01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:38,190
disinformation in the morning,
the Turkish Airlines crash,

1078
01:05:38,370 --> 01:05:41,520
apparently, remember, we had
those six Boeing employees who

1079
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:46,080
were on board who are all
involved in the special new

1080
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:52,080
AWACS version of radar 730
sevens, I'm sorry, what the f

1081
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:56,160
730. sevens, the exact type that
crashed. Remember, this,

1082
01:05:56,909 --> 01:06:01,349
I think was
750 710-777-3074 100.

1083
01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:05,190
No 800. It was an 800. So this
is the plane that the Turkish

1084
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:08,100
army, they've had built like
this kind of like, it's like a

1085
01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:11,970
dildo on the back of the
fuselage. Kind of like a cigar

1086
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:12,990
type deal, though.

1087
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:18,030
I come into Boeing Field when
I'm flying to and from Port

1088
01:06:18,030 --> 01:06:22,200
Angeles. And I fly over these
planes that because of this,

1089
01:06:22,230 --> 01:06:25,110
this where Boeing does their
testing their flight testing,

1090
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:28,860
and there's a new look, because
they have all these AWACS planes

1091
01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,770
there. But there's a new look
and one that I looked at, I look

1092
01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:34,860
at two or three times I go, What
is that thing? And they had two

1093
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:35,820
or three of them sitting there?

1094
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:40,890
Yeah, so that's the kind of
dildo thing. And so the the six

1095
01:06:40,890 --> 01:06:45,180
engineers, I'm sorry, four
engineers, three of who died,

1096
01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:47,640
there is one, I don't know what
his condition is, but one of

1097
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:50,400
them is still alive, because
they're only the only six people

1098
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,670
that don't know, it wasn't six
people died on the flight. It

1099
01:06:53,670 --> 01:06:56,460
was a relatively low number, lot
of people severely injured, but

1100
01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:59,640
a low number, but most of the
Boeing employees, and these were

1101
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,250
the guys who were working over
there for the Turkish Armed

1102
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:10,770
Forces, setting up these these
dildos. And their laptops. And

1103
01:07:10,770 --> 01:07:15,750
other documents were taken from
the plane prior to the

1104
01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:22,740
investigation and sent back to
Boeing. Hello,

1105
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,760
I wonder if anybody helped with
their demise, too. I mean, it's

1106
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,270
like, well,

1107
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:30,390
this is this is, you know, when
you've got three pilots in the

1108
01:07:30,390 --> 01:07:33,330
cockpit in the cockpit, which by
the way can be to your

1109
01:07:33,330 --> 01:07:38,400
disadvantage, depending on what
they're doing. One of them, you

1110
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:42,870
know, 26 year Air Force veteran,
which doesn't necessarily mean

1111
01:07:42,870 --> 01:07:47,700
he's a great pilot or not. That
means that he's been trained.

1112
01:07:49,710 --> 01:07:53,520
Now he's part of the system.
Anyway, who knows? I'm just

1113
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:56,340
reporting it. Because you'll
never you'll never hear

1114
01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:59,700
about we'll never know what any
of that was about. I wouldn't

1115
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:03,210
say we'll never know. I mean, we
can surmise I'm sure but I will

1116
01:08:03,210 --> 01:08:06,990
maybe we will. But I doubt it.
Yeah. Never know. So anyway,

1117
01:08:06,990 --> 01:08:09,900
this is the kind of information
like I said we by the way, we

1118
01:08:09,990 --> 01:08:13,530
what we did for for soliciting
money last week, I think

1119
01:08:13,530 --> 01:08:15,840
backfired saying that you've you
give us money we'll get off the

1120
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,170
year,

1121
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,440
because we really thought it was
such a good idea. Well, I

1122
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:21,269
think there's probably a few
people that thought it was a

1123
01:08:21,269 --> 01:08:24,119
good idea, but it wasn't so
we're not going to do that. I'm

1124
01:08:24,119 --> 01:08:26,189
not going to ever stop doing
this show.

1125
01:08:26,609 --> 01:08:30,119
Because otherwise we'll never
get anywhere because the the

1126
01:08:30,119 --> 01:08:33,089
three shows that's for sure. We
need to stop the armory and we

1127
01:08:33,089 --> 01:08:36,659
need to get our no agenda
knights of the no agenda Armony

1128
01:08:36,719 --> 01:08:39,209
our arm our armory up and
running.

1129
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:44,009
Yeah, so we got some guys a few
away, we just listed a few a few

1130
01:08:44,009 --> 01:08:46,709
people want to mention this also
that I finally get the guy who I

1131
01:08:46,709 --> 01:08:49,469
really forgot to mention, sent
me a note immediately after the

1132
01:08:49,469 --> 01:08:52,139
show. And of course, now it's
buried my email box. He has to

1133
01:08:52,139 --> 01:08:54,329
do it again. I guess like we
kept to stop meeting this way.

1134
01:08:54,329 --> 01:08:54,719
But that's the

1135
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,360
only thing you have to do is
these emails and you're always

1136
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:58,530
messing it up. I mean, I don't
want

1137
01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:02,610
this because it's all in the
cloud. It's in the cloud. I hate

1138
01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:03,090
the cloud.

1139
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,980
Well then don't use the cloud do
use

1140
01:09:05,010 --> 01:09:09,810
out use use here's what he has
used if it's the subject line

1141
01:09:09,930 --> 01:09:13,980
donation forgotten, I will go
that way I can find it that's

1142
01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:16,320
the promise subject lines people
will not take advantage just

1143
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,380
ask you one question. Is it not
possible to search your email I

1144
01:09:19,380 --> 01:09:21,690
don't understand what the you
know the guy's name,

1145
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,840
believe me. It just clicked
chokes. What do you mean? What

1146
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:27,690
do you mean just chokes? It's
checking what cloud? Are

1147
01:09:27,690 --> 01:09:29,670
you using the Cloud Search?

1148
01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:33,960
If I searched the body, it would
take forever I can't get it. And

1149
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:39,869
have you ever tried this little
thing called Gmail? That that's

1150
01:09:39,929 --> 01:09:42,869
that's what it that's the search
base email is all about John

1151
01:09:42,869 --> 01:09:44,549
this will change your life.

1152
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:48,120
We got a bunch of people sending
us $20.12 And then we got

1153
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:51,210
$19.89. What is that refer to

1154
01:09:51,239 --> 01:10:04,049
1989 9891 17 And that was a
stomer I gotta think about that

1155
01:10:04,049 --> 01:10:04,289
one,

1156
01:10:04,890 --> 01:10:12,960
then 1337 What happened in 1330?
That's leet as an elite Oh, l

1157
01:10:13,170 --> 01:10:17,640
two 3x Or Yes. Hey, I got

1158
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,670
that one right off to me and my
command line skills. I'm getting

1159
01:10:20,670 --> 01:10:21,570
leaked, baby.

1160
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:26,370
That's cute. Okay, that's very
cute. It's a very 1985 good year

1161
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:36,630
for some year for for the roses.
999 666 upside

1162
01:10:36,630 --> 01:10:37,950
down. I

1163
01:10:39,060 --> 01:10:42,120
do and I'm still on the drive.
You got to your to zip on Yeah,

1164
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:47,730
I'm perma baked. Oh, sorry,
wrong one. That's from the chat

1165
01:10:47,730 --> 01:10:49,680
room. I liked it a lot. A big.

1166
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,340
Now it's mentioned a few people
who get mentioned because of

1167
01:10:53,340 --> 01:10:57,120
they gave over 50 By the way,
somebody else who gave us 3333

1168
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:00,450
And he sent me a note saying I'm
giving you this because I don't

1169
01:11:00,450 --> 01:11:01,170
like Adam.

1170
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:05,010
Cool. That's only half

1171
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:10,680
Yeah. 666 So the big they won't
call out Richard to pay us for

1172
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:15,570
$50 in a hurry Allah kala who
gave us a nice cool 100 But the

1173
01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:21,030
funniest one I think this week
would be Andrea cardi now who I

1174
01:11:21,030 --> 01:11:25,440
couldn't resist looking up
because she gave us $69 And so

1175
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:29,730
baby and she she she I couldn't

1176
01:11:29,730 --> 01:11:32,730
see a picture but she's in
Italy. I think she's in Milan or

1177
01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:36,570
someplace like that. Oh, dude,
she's our Italian listener.

1178
01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:39,780
So here's what I'll bet you
she's hot I bet she she's not

1179
01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:40,830
she's Italian John

1180
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:44,340
well with it she could be
Claudia Cardinals daughter for

1181
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:48,240
all we know. What was her name
was a first name, Andrea cardi

1182
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:56,970
Now Andrea Cardenas may be nice.
But yet people need to go to

1183
01:11:56,970 --> 01:12:00,810
divorce.org/n A and contribute
to the show and you get to hear

1184
01:12:00,810 --> 01:12:05,820
all kinds of interesting news.
Or no agenda library.com

1185
01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:10,530
And feel free to to use this
show to your advantage. I mean,

1186
01:12:10,530 --> 01:12:13,200
there's there's a lot of things
you can do if you maybe you have

1187
01:12:13,230 --> 01:12:17,250
a low power FM transmitter you
want someone who was doing that?

1188
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:18,810
Did we get an email about that
John?

1189
01:12:19,229 --> 01:12:20,639
Yeah, somebody was doing
something.

1190
01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:24,720
Oh crap. Come on. Well, wait a
minute. Well, I'm gonna go to my

1191
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,510
email I'm gonna go to my email
right now watch how it works.

1192
01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:33,060
Okay, so low power FM Alright,
is that is that obscure enough

1193
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,440
Gmail computes and Gmail says

1194
01:12:37,950 --> 01:12:43,620
nothing is what it says oh hold
on there's a yeah so what I

1195
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:44,190
thought

1196
01:12:46,380 --> 01:12:54,000
wait a minute maybe trends
JMeter Oh, now he's changed it

1197
01:12:54,030 --> 01:12:57,420
we don't need no stinking
transmitters here it is. I got

1198
01:12:57,420 --> 01:13:03,900
him no agenda on FM so it only
took me two hits. From Cory here

1199
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:10,320
it is Hold on a second what was
his was it was a Ford from you

1200
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,900
know last Johnny to him and send
it to me directly. That's how

1201
01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:15,930
good my Gmail is. Corey Allen
says I thought I'd let you know.

1202
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:19,890
I recently dug up my old FM
radio transmitter non broadcast

1203
01:13:19,890 --> 01:13:23,520
and no agenda stream for about a
one mile radius from my house,

1204
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:27,690
which covers a good chunk of the
city. Bloomington. Bloomington.

1205
01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:29,700
Illinois.

1206
01:13:30,570 --> 01:13:35,310
It'd be Indiana probably I L.
Oh, that's Illinois. Yeah. Eight

1207
01:13:35,310 --> 01:13:38,400
is a Bloomington and in every
state back to 88.7k

1208
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:42,510
R c k and women then there was
this he's changed I think he

1209
01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:46,770
changed the frequency. Yes. I'm
sorry. Strike that. Kr CK

1210
01:13:46,770 --> 01:13:53,160
frequency Kenneth KR CK now 90.3
FM Bloomington annual let's

1211
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:56,880
give it Yeah, that was as you
can put it on a show KR see kids

1212
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:57,660
yeah,

1213
01:13:57,690 --> 01:14:02,820
crack That's right. Hey
everybody, it's Craig I slipped

1214
01:14:02,850 --> 01:14:07,590
Hey everybody, it's K crack here
with JC de Bloomington Illinois.

1215
01:14:07,590 --> 01:14:13,290
90.3 FM Johnny will say
something there. Alright, so

1216
01:14:13,290 --> 01:14:17,400
kids fine. Excellent. Do you see
how that how that email works?

1217
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,690
John, are you convinced?

1218
01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:24,030
Yeah, I have to get my act
together. You heard it here

1219
01:14:24,030 --> 01:14:28,440
first. Okay, so now the other
big thing going on the big news.

1220
01:14:28,650 --> 01:14:34,710
But more is there's more more to
the show. So definitely a lot of

1221
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:35,700
send us

1222
01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:38,580
money William please. This is a
good show. John. I'm liking it.

1223
01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:43,980
There's a United Airlines has
decided to charge really fat

1224
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:44,550
people.

1225
01:14:45,870 --> 01:14:47,370
Double right two seats. Yeah

1226
01:14:47,369 --> 01:14:49,379
for two seats because they used
to be free. They used to just

1227
01:14:49,379 --> 01:14:51,599
give you the extra see free so
that now so there's a bunch of

1228
01:14:51,599 --> 01:14:54,779
people complaining they saw they
This has got to be a goldmine

1229
01:14:54,779 --> 01:14:57,149
for the local station so they
get to find the fattest people

1230
01:14:57,149 --> 01:14:59,879
they can find. And we can fill

1231
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:02,850
up The Real News man, let's find
some fatties.

1232
01:15:03,330 --> 01:15:06,930
And that one that one they had
the moniker this one woman is a

1233
01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:14,100
fat activist what her title was.
That's crazy. Fat activist would

1234
01:15:14,100 --> 01:15:16,500
now this reminds me of another
anecdote, which is sad. No,

1235
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,310
maybe it's a little, maybe in
bad taste, but I find it quite

1236
01:15:20,310 --> 01:15:27,930
amusing. I'm at sea TAC. And
this is the Seattle Tacoma

1237
01:15:27,930 --> 01:15:30,180
airport. So there's there was
this was a number of years ago,

1238
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,510
when you did have to give
somebody an extra seat if they

1239
01:15:33,510 --> 01:15:37,800
were too big. And there's this
woman standing at the counter.

1240
01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:42,180
And she was like, it was like
probably just a little bit like

1241
01:15:42,210 --> 01:15:45,390
just about top of the stomach
highs, all you could see of her

1242
01:15:45,390 --> 01:15:48,810
from the other side of the
counter. And I was watching her

1243
01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:52,530
plead for the second, she'd have
a second seat. And she had the

1244
01:15:52,530 --> 01:15:57,210
strangest body. It was she
looked like she was a super thin

1245
01:15:57,210 --> 01:16:02,340
supermodel from the waist up.
And so this person that was

1246
01:16:02,340 --> 01:16:04,500
taking a look. And I said what
are you crazy? What are you just

1247
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,210
want an extra seat? You know,
she was just looking at it. She

1248
01:16:06,210 --> 01:16:09,630
was nuts. But I guess she didn't
say hey, well look at me now

1249
01:16:09,630 --> 01:16:12,120
because she had probably the
biggest but

1250
01:16:13,260 --> 01:16:16,230
I've seen this body type. And
I'm convinced that what what's

1251
01:16:16,230 --> 01:16:20,220
happening to exacerbate there is
really a there's a mental

1252
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:22,470
disorder. Of course, it's
horrible condition when you

1253
01:16:22,470 --> 01:16:26,610
think about it. These women are
just built with what we used to

1254
01:16:26,610 --> 01:16:29,970
call childbearing hips. And of
course, you know, they can just

1255
01:16:29,970 --> 01:16:33,570
get a little bigger than that.
But then they will starve

1256
01:16:33,570 --> 01:16:36,390
themselves and work out and
it'll never come off. It's just

1257
01:16:36,390 --> 01:16:40,140
it's just the build almost, it
will not come off. And so the

1258
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:43,170
top gets thinner and thinner and
thinner and beautiful and slim.

1259
01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:47,880
And just so fantastic. And the
bottom is is you know, then it's

1260
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,850
just like, Oh my God, because
it's a bill that's not like your

1261
01:16:50,850 --> 01:16:51,480
fat.

1262
01:16:52,710 --> 01:17:00,360
This woman's but it was the size
of a Hummer. It was

1263
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:03,750
unbelievable. And but I felt
kind of sorry for it because I

1264
01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:06,300
know she was trying to plead her
case without having to back up

1265
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:11,760
and say, hey, well, you look,
you look in my eyes. Anyway, oh,

1266
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:15,030
that's just all the fat
activists are reminding me of

1267
01:17:15,030 --> 01:17:17,100
that anecdote. Now I got it out
of the way.

1268
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:21,930
So, you know, used to be in the
day of Rubens that the

1269
01:17:21,930 --> 01:17:24,810
Rubenesque women, which doesn't
sound like it's not like this

1270
01:17:24,810 --> 01:17:28,500
woman was a Rubenesque plus
plus. But it was on Vogue. It

1271
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:31,260
was the fashion and it was it
was what was considered

1272
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:33,540
beautiful. And I have a question
for you, which I think I asked

1273
01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:36,600
you privately. And I believe we
said, hey, let's talk about that

1274
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,180
on the show. Because sometimes
we have an agenda. Well, here it

1275
01:17:39,180 --> 01:17:44,010
comes. My question off air to
John was, Did women really

1276
01:17:44,670 --> 01:17:49,950
remove all of their pubic hair
in the 17 and 1800s? Was that

1277
01:17:49,950 --> 01:17:54,090
the fashion or did the painters
for some reason, just not

1278
01:17:54,090 --> 01:17:54,810
painted on?

1279
01:17:55,649 --> 01:17:58,409
I think there's a combination of
things because they you you have

1280
01:17:58,409 --> 01:18:01,529
to remember that until Penthouse
magazine came along, they

1281
01:18:01,529 --> 01:18:06,479
airbrushed out that hair and
Playboy and it was always a big

1282
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:09,029
deal. The girls were airbrushed
and had airbrushed and they

1283
01:18:09,029 --> 01:18:12,629
would airbrush out all the you
know, any hair that was visible,

1284
01:18:12,629 --> 01:18:15,809
and then all of a sudden it
became kind of stylish to show

1285
01:18:15,809 --> 01:18:20,129
it. And I would assume that the
painters lifted off. But I would

1286
01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:23,879
also assume that they knew how
they had beeswax back then they

1287
01:18:23,879 --> 01:18:26,039
had all the honey and all these
other things. They could rip

1288
01:18:26,039 --> 01:18:29,759
that hair out, you know, with
the Brazilian as it were in the

1289
01:18:29,759 --> 01:18:32,189
same way they do today. I mean,
I don't think that technology's

1290
01:18:32,189 --> 01:18:35,369
changed, or it's not new.
Somebody just invented wax. So

1291
01:18:35,430 --> 01:18:41,040
at what point do you think? Did
women say You know, I wasn't in

1292
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:44,070
1900s? When they said hey, you
know shit. That's kind of a good

1293
01:18:44,070 --> 01:18:46,620
look. I like that bush. And then
of course, you know, because

1294
01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:51,030
that just I remember my mom she
had she had like a friggin Afro

1295
01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:54,180
down there. You know, that was
you weren't waxing in the 70s

1296
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:58,170
Well, that's the 70s What would
you what would you do? You know,

1297
01:18:58,170 --> 01:18:58,260
I

1298
01:18:58,260 --> 01:19:03,960
saw my mom naked. You never saw
your parents naked? I wouldn't.

1299
01:19:03,990 --> 01:19:05,130
You're kidding me.

1300
01:19:06,990 --> 01:19:09,870
Now that you mentioned I
probably did. But the point is,

1301
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:10,710
I think wow.

1302
01:19:11,790 --> 01:19:14,820
put the brakes on. This is very
interesting. This is the

1303
01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:16,740
generational divide right here.

1304
01:19:17,399 --> 01:19:20,309
Where that your you'd like to
see your parents will wonder I

1305
01:19:20,309 --> 01:19:20,729
didn't

1306
01:19:20,730 --> 01:19:24,960
sit down and be serious for a
second. Shooters for a second.

1307
01:19:26,790 --> 01:19:32,310
It was very normal in our house.
You know if you're walking from

1308
01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:35,640
the bathroom to the bedroom,
whatever you you could walk

1309
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,820
naked but it was no big deal. My
parents would do it we wouldn't

1310
01:19:38,820 --> 01:19:39,750
do kids would do it.

1311
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,960
Okay. Well hear from your
European We're Americans.

1312
01:19:43,979 --> 01:19:46,409
Do so Americans never see their
parents naked.

1313
01:19:46,410 --> 01:19:48,870
Yeah, you see, yeah, but you do
wonder you don't wander around

1314
01:19:48,870 --> 01:19:51,450
the house naked unless you're a
nudist family and there's plenty

1315
01:19:51,450 --> 01:19:54,990
of those. You put a towel on who
wants to see somebody schlong

1316
01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:58,050
and bouncing around. I mean,
it's you know, it's just like it

1317
01:19:58,050 --> 01:20:01,050
when you put a towel on or get
dragged first. I mean it would

1318
01:20:01,050 --> 01:20:02,820
be the reaction. I have to

1319
01:20:02,910 --> 01:20:07,020
I will you got me there and
naked men generally just not a

1320
01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:09,810
good look. But

1321
01:20:10,019 --> 01:20:13,439
I don't want to Mother roaming
around naked scratching herself.

1322
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:16,019
I just don't think it's
something I want to see. And I

1323
01:20:16,019 --> 01:20:18,359
would be say the same thing.
Boy, you put a towel on when you

1324
01:20:18,359 --> 01:20:20,189
get dressed for God's sakes or

1325
01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:24,540
what is so repulsive to you
about the human body, John? What

1326
01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:26,250
is it that repulses you so much?

1327
01:20:26,310 --> 01:20:28,770
It's not repulsive. It's just
like it's something you just

1328
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:29,910
want to just dwell

1329
01:20:29,910 --> 01:20:32,370
on. What sounded like why
wouldn't you want to dwell on

1330
01:20:32,370 --> 01:20:33,480
it? You've got you've got

1331
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,030
I just think that there's

1332
01:20:36,030 --> 01:20:39,660
this is this is this how you
homeschool your children? With

1333
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:40,080
this?

1334
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:42,090
I can still walk around naked?

1335
01:20:42,630 --> 01:20:44,490
No, but have you have you seen
your kids naked?

1336
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,610
I don't go round look into that
kid's steak.

1337
01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:50,760
No, I just asked me a question.
When did you I mean, you must

1338
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,650
have seen some of them naked
when they were born

1339
01:20:52,649 --> 01:20:56,519
their diaper for God's sake.
what point does that stop? It

1340
01:20:56,519 --> 01:21:00,119
stops after you don't have to
chase the damn diaper. Think

1341
01:21:00,119 --> 01:21:02,069
you've seen enough naked kids by
then?

1342
01:21:02,310 --> 01:21:06,180
So you know my daughter was
sunning topless at the pool in

1343
01:21:06,180 --> 01:21:07,200
Portugal is that

1344
01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:09,930
and is that too much naked
topless yet? That's not That's

1345
01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:10,440
not No,

1346
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:13,829
it's a topless area. Okay, I
just want to get a straight

1347
01:21:13,829 --> 01:21:15,209
John. It's a topless to have

1348
01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:19,560
our little niches. You can go
over the topless beach and be

1349
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:22,260
topless and nobody cares. Or go
to Central Pay where everybody's

1350
01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:24,150
topless. And if you're not
topless, you look like

1351
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:29,160
you are so Oh, man. And I well,
you hold your fork wrong, too.

1352
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:31,470
So that's just a little bit
that's kind of why I love you,

1353
01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:32,610
too. All that little,

1354
01:21:32,610 --> 01:21:38,010
you know little stuff. Yeah.
It's just the way it is.

1355
01:21:41,790 --> 01:21:43,830
Would you like me to end the
show here? We can do another

1356
01:21:43,830 --> 01:21:45,240
nine minutes if you prefer.

1357
01:21:46,290 --> 01:21:48,450
Way I don't think I've well I'm
out of material.

1358
01:21:48,899 --> 01:21:53,369
I can well, I got a couple of
things. Excuse me, I got into I

1359
01:21:53,369 --> 01:21:56,519
really got into command line on
on vacation. We had two days

1360
01:21:56,519 --> 01:22:00,629
where the weather wasn't all
that hot. And, and I

1361
01:22:00,659 --> 01:22:06,299
rediscovered vi M. This thing is
amazing. What I don't know what

1362
01:22:06,299 --> 01:22:10,979
you're talking about the Command
Line Editor to my fingers. Never

1363
01:22:10,979 --> 01:22:12,239
I am now just go

1364
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:14,730
to the command line and type
stuff in.

1365
01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:17,910
That's exactly what I'm doing.
John. You know, how are we

1366
01:22:17,910 --> 01:22:20,760
talked about our our developers,
you know, if you look at them,

1367
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:24,090
they've got all these screens
open all that shit. Because

1368
01:22:24,090 --> 01:22:26,250
these guys are professional
information managers and they

1369
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:29,910
have the best tools. And as it
turns out, all this gooey stuff,

1370
01:22:29,910 --> 01:22:32,280
it really gets in the way of
most of the work. I just want to

1371
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:34,950
do I want to you know, quickly
move stuff from email to

1372
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:39,750
outlines, the Twitter stuff to
input Twitter into, you know, a

1373
01:22:39,750 --> 01:22:43,950
show rundown. I even want to
fire my jingles from the

1374
01:22:43,950 --> 01:22:48,150
keyboard. All from one window.
It shouldn't have to be a

1375
01:22:48,150 --> 01:22:52,200
million different apps and
controlled tab and mouse and it

1376
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:57,240
just it slows me down so much.
That I'm becoming a Born Again

1377
01:22:57,240 --> 01:23:01,440
CLI crackpot command line.

1378
01:23:02,099 --> 01:23:04,709
Okay, I know well, you can do to

1379
01:23:04,710 --> 01:23:10,470
wrap up the show. Now the reason
why was because I like dos. The

1380
01:23:10,470 --> 01:23:12,630
reason why I'm saying it is
because I've got a whole bunch

1381
01:23:12,630 --> 01:23:15,480
of stuff that we could still
talk about to wind it up. I'll

1382
01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:16,380
give you a few.

1383
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,890
Well, maybe we should save it
for the Sunday show after we get

1384
01:23:19,890 --> 01:23:21,090
some more contribution. But

1385
01:23:22,830 --> 01:23:27,180
you want to hear these stories.
Polish media discovers evidence

1386
01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:31,980
of CIA prisons. I guess. We're
no surprise no surprise there.

1387
01:23:37,350 --> 01:23:43,620
No, I think that's it. I mean,
yeah. Well, there was the the

1388
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:47,550
the one just talking of command
line was that it was some guy

1389
01:23:47,550 --> 01:23:54,900
who was detained. Let me find
it. Man, some guy who was

1390
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:59,040
detained in the report. Oh, here
it is. Boston College. I've got

1391
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:05,010
it. It's from eff so I'm just
citing the source. Just so you

1392
01:24:05,010 --> 01:24:11,310
know, but it's kind of funny. So
on Friday, eff that's the

1393
01:24:11,310 --> 01:24:13,500
Electronic Frontier Foundation
in the law firm, efficient,

1394
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:17,400
Richardson filed an emergency
motion to quash. I didn't know

1395
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:21,360
that the interesting motion to
quash a quash you and I and I

1396
01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:24,180
strike you one more. And for the
return of seize property on

1397
01:24:24,180 --> 01:24:26,520
behalf of Boston College
Computer Sciences student whose

1398
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:28,800
computer cell phone other
property were seized as part of

1399
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:32,970
an investigation into who sent
an email to a school mailing

1400
01:24:32,970 --> 01:24:37,860
list identifying another student
as gay. And so from this report

1401
01:24:37,860 --> 01:24:42,900
from the warrant application to
season search this kid's

1402
01:24:42,930 --> 01:24:49,470
property. Reported Mr. calyx D
uses two different operating

1403
01:24:49,470 --> 01:24:53,040
systems to hide his illegal
activities. Oh yeah. One is the

1404
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:56,670
regular BC operating system. The
other is a black screen with

1405
01:24:56,670 --> 01:25:01,470
white font which he uses prompt
commands on it. Okay, so we're

1406
01:25:01,470 --> 01:25:04,500
using prompt commands is now
enough to get

1407
01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:14,250
terrorist prompt. Rights this
crap papers are going out of

1408
01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:20,460
business. Boy Yes, right
question anymore. So my last

1409
01:25:20,460 --> 01:25:22,830
comment is that you ever do
this, I just want to know

1410
01:25:22,830 --> 01:25:26,940
because you know, you are like a
screwy guy, I love you too.

1411
01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:31,320
Here's the way it goes. Do you
ever like go and you're like

1412
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:33,930
looking at my notes here. And I
of course, it just notes from,

1413
01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:36,210
you know, this one, these little
notebooks that I pick up and

1414
01:25:36,210 --> 01:25:38,580
drop in. So there's old stuff in
here, and I don't know what it

1415
01:25:38,580 --> 01:25:44,520
is. And I write that I have done
this, I noticed I've been doing

1416
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,470
this a lot. I can't figure out
how to break myself of the

1417
01:25:46,470 --> 01:25:49,650
habit. I'm talking to somebody.
And I say, Well, why I want to

1418
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:52,920
get a hold of you. What's your
email? And then they give me

1419
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:56,130
their email, I write it down.
You know, and it's always

1420
01:25:56,130 --> 01:26:00,780
something weird. And yah, yah
hoo, in this case, and then I

1421
01:26:02,130 --> 01:26:04,590
put it away. And then like six
months later or a year, I don't

1422
01:26:04,590 --> 01:26:08,430
know how you look at go whose
email was this? You don't write

1423
01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:11,040
the person's name, you just
assume well, there has got to be

1424
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,410
something but it's not. It's
impossible to tell who it is.

1425
01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:16,770
And you can't email them because
you look like a complete dork.

1426
01:26:17,250 --> 01:26:22,020
You know, you say email, I got
your email my box, and I wonder

1427
01:26:22,020 --> 01:26:25,230
who you are. And maybe because
you may have promised to call

1428
01:26:25,230 --> 01:26:27,390
them to, you know, call them or
write them in the next day and

1429
01:26:27,390 --> 01:26:30,360
you didn't do it, whatever. And
so you so now you're stuck with

1430
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:35,190
this with this orphan email. Do
you do this?

1431
01:26:35,670 --> 01:26:41,310
No, I don't. Because when I
first of all, when people I

1432
01:26:41,310 --> 01:26:43,320
don't think I ever say I really
want to get in touch with you

1433
01:26:43,320 --> 01:26:45,930
give me your your email. I don't
think I ever say that. Most

1434
01:26:45,930 --> 01:26:48,690
people say hey, man, can I email
you and say, yeah, it's

1435
01:26:48,690 --> 01:26:51,810
adam@curry.com is really easy to
remember.

1436
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:54,420
Yeah, no, that's fine. When you
have something like that. I

1437
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:57,720
think if I wrote down
adam@curry.com And then right,

1438
01:26:57,720 --> 01:26:58,110
like,

1439
01:26:59,610 --> 01:27:03,420
yeah, so I guess the point is,
yes, you would go well, the

1440
01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:07,770
point is, we get we get a reboot
with Twitter. I think that's

1441
01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:10,740
that's the new business card.
You want to reach me just

1442
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,950
Twitter me. And so the real
divorce hack and yeah, we all

1443
01:27:13,950 --> 01:27:16,710
can choose a cool name now
instead of having to remember

1444
01:27:16,740 --> 01:27:19,530
because we're so stupid I mean,
look at what we believe in on

1445
01:27:19,530 --> 01:27:24,060
television. We're so stupid. We
can remember two sets of data

1446
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:28,530
the name part and then the
domain name part. So Twitter

1447
01:27:28,530 --> 01:27:33,180
makes that easier. By the way,
that was the that was a report

1448
01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:37,200
that series report that
twittering can rot your brain

1449
01:27:38,490 --> 01:27:40,860
well you know say Facebook gives
you bad grades

1450
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,460
is this an official report you
have

1451
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,340
that somebody University Oh hot
University of Ohio I think

1452
01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:50,550
they've came up with that you
get people uses Facebook a lot

1453
01:27:50,580 --> 01:27:56,430
or or get lousy grades? Yeah,
believe it but they don't know

1454
01:27:56,430 --> 01:27:59,040
why because it because they use
Facebook too much or is because

1455
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:02,460
they have lousy grades and they
gravitate to Facebook to lament

1456
01:28:02,490 --> 01:28:05,370
No, because they're they're
hooked on that shit, man. You've

1457
01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,470
you've seen it you've you've
seen what it looks like when

1458
01:28:07,470 --> 01:28:13,530
someone's on Facebook all day
long. You know? You get sucked

1459
01:28:13,530 --> 01:28:17,610
in it's it's almost like doing
coke. Because you saw was

1460
01:28:17,610 --> 01:28:21,210
Twitter by the way. Except it's
it's more like crack. So we're

1461
01:28:21,210 --> 01:28:25,470
Facebook is coke. Twitter is
crack, crack. It's crack,

1462
01:28:25,710 --> 01:28:28,050
because you have to keep
looking, you know, it's like the

1463
01:28:28,050 --> 01:28:30,510
Blackberry. Like, oh, did
someone update? Is there new

1464
01:28:30,510 --> 01:28:34,590
status? Is someone is someone's
life apathetic? Is their mood

1465
01:28:34,620 --> 01:28:38,250
happy? You know, and you get
that instant hits. Oh, yeah, I

1466
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:40,440
got another one. One of my
friends. So Twitter is kind of

1467
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:43,620
the same thing. You know, we're
doing another follower. It's

1468
01:28:43,650 --> 01:28:47,940
crack. It's crackers, crackers
crack. But alright, I'm

1469
01:28:47,940 --> 01:28:52,350
not gonna argue it's I think
it's quality crap. Is the good

1470
01:28:52,350 --> 01:28:52,890
stuff.

1471
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:59,700
It's the new command line for
the web. I love it. It is. It

1472
01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:02,520
will look look at what you're
doing. You couldn't have you

1473
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:06,120
ever retrieved stock quotes
through Twitter or John it's you

1474
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:13,080
know what this is Don't you
would if you can predict exactly

1475
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:15,720
what's going to happen all the
same stuff is going to happen

1476
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:19,680
all over again. I started
publishing my cyber sleaze,

1477
01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:23,460
which is the very first kind of
gossipy stuff I was doing online

1478
01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:27,630
way before the web, you could
finger my dot plan file in my

1479
01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:32,610
account number those days of
fingering, John.

1480
01:29:34,649 --> 01:29:36,989
That's yeah, when I was in
college, he did that.

1481
01:29:37,110 --> 01:29:39,900
Yeah. That's how I started
publishing on the on the

1482
01:29:39,900 --> 01:29:41,130
internet was through fingering.

1483
01:29:43,950 --> 01:29:44,910
I believe that

1484
01:29:44,939 --> 01:29:48,089
and so the show has come full
circle from teabagging to

1485
01:29:48,089 --> 01:29:50,579
fingering. My name is Adam
curry.

1486
01:29:51,810 --> 01:29:53,220
And I'm John C. Dvorak.

1487
01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:57,390
We'll talk to you again on
Sunday. Right here. On no agenda