When I met the Queen I curtsied. I bet you did. Adam curry, John
C. Dvorak. This Thursday October 20 2011. Time here Gitmo nation
media assassination episode three, four Niner. This is no
agenda. I smell right here at the hilltop Watchtower crackpot
command center in the People's Republic of Southern California.
Yay. In the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where we're celebrating, John C.
Dvorak. Buzzkill.
It's so funny how we think like sometimes. Yeah, yes. Yeah. You
said we're celebrating. Well, let's do it properly.
Think we should just keep the machine gun going throughout the
entire show had
this one of our contributors that young I think he's a
college complaining he can't get his dad and listen to this show.
Because he's a broadcaster. Every time he tunes anything,
says another morning Zoo. Yeah,
no, we're not a morning show. Hey, everybody. high note in the
morning team, John. Hello. Hello. Hello. It goes on. It
goes on for hours. Trust me in the morning to you.
And by the way that that particular machine gun sound is
like it's really a classic
clunker. Well, that's it. It's the AK 47 And I took an AK 47 I
took it straight from the BBC soundtrack. I mean, live video
sound. It's not I'll say it one more time in
the morning to you and in the morning. All ships. It's yeah.
boots on the ground. Yes. Everyone else listening to the
show?
Yes, in the morning to all the rats in the sewers who are
smoking out of their holes. And of course, all of our human
resources in the chat room lined up ready to go and no agenda
stream.com no agenda. chat.net. So yeah, of course this morning.
We awoke here to the celebratory news. That Moammar Qaddafi is
captured, killed, maybe got him kind of here's a video camera of
screencap footage. I think we haven't Don't you've no, he's
dead thing. What?
Well, it depends. On, on what you mean by dead.
The series of events was rather interesting, I have to say. So
of course, we don't know if he's dead. This, by the
way. Yeah. You know, we saw this as the beginning. We used to see
these guys on the booth those crazy guns on the back of pickup
trucks. Nobody ever shooting at him, of course. And they're
firing aimlessly at everything. And so they basically, if you
look at these towns, I mean, whether Qaddafi is dead or not,
they have basically just shot up the place. No, yeah, they didn't
accomplish anything. I mean, I don't know what they were to hit
anybody. But they they wrecked literally wreck these towns, I
mean, the pictures of these these towns that they attacked
with these with these anti aircraft guns aimed at building,
John, first of all, that's the NATO bombs that we never saw on
television. We never saw that all we saw was
whatever the case is, it seems like a lot of damage.
Well, I have a little timeline now that I was actually it was
funny because I was putting it together. And then this morning,
it comes out perfect. The timing could not have been any better.
And of course, I think everyone will agree that it doesn't
matter whether Qaddafi is dead or not. It's the perception that
counts. And of course, his body has been whisked away to a
secret location for security reasons. So we'll never actually
ever see anything, I'm sure. You know, it's so beautiful how they
find him in a sewer like a rat exactly what he called his own
people. Everything just fits in nicely. But what was interesting
is two days ago, Lucifer Clinton makes a trip over to Tripoli,
and stands up there and does a whole speech with jabroni
Jabrill the quote unquote Prime Minister of the Transitional
National Committee, and you know, the coincidence of her
being there in Tripoli, although she said she was Tripoli All I
saw was her and two flags. Who knows where she was.
Yeah, that's a good point.
And then the BBC. Just to kind of add a little, you know, a
little bit of oomph to the story they showed this did you see
this this new secret weapon that the the, the Rebels have this
this
is Since it's not an anti aircraft gun screwed to the back
of a pickup
truck, you've got to look at this thing. Let me play the
report for you. And you have to it's like, well, I'll play the
report and they'll tell you exactly what it looks like.
Well, I'm to Gadhafi forces have unveiled their very latest
weapon, it's very unusual. This is a bit of a BM off. And while
it's concrete and steel, it's a bit of a cross between a
bulldozer and a battleship. It's painted in the colors of the new
national flag that's red, green, and black. It was made in
Misrata workshops that belonged to those opposing Gadhafi. It's
up to four machine guns on the top. But the strange thing is
that the driver can't actually see where he's going a camera
shows him where he is on the road.
Look at this thing on the Google John. It's like a Mardi Gras
float. I swear to God, it's like a battleship made of concrete
and steel. That goes like two miles an hour with little slots
for gun turns. It's the stupidest thing ever. I saw it.
I think literally, they had some kind of parade like a Mardi
Gras. And then the BBC said, Oh, no, that's their latest secret
weapon.
They have have you see a series of photos on the New York Times
Africa site. Yeah. And they show this thing and this crazy gun
they've made which looks like what do you see the boat? If
they only have one picture at the front of that thing? It
looks like it looks like somebody. Some Custom Shop out
of Los Angeles went berserk. Yeah, like,
choppers USA or whatever. When was reality show they mount
California custom? What? No, no, what
is the Redneck and guns guys? Maybe they made they put it
together? You know, those those gun reality shows? It's the
stupidest thing ever. So anyway, so Lucifers they're the party
too, don't
you think? Oh, of course.
So Lucifer Clinton is there two days ago, and she does a speech
at simultaneously with jabroni Jabril. The US educated Prime
Minister I might point out in educated the University of
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And she says something which when I
analyzed it, when I listened to it sounded to me like the setup
was there ready to go signal was given.
And we think that the programs that the Transitional National
Council have outlined to pay to the families of the fallen
martyrs to prepare
prognosis, she uses the word martyrs. And she used that a
lot, by the way, not victims, but they're martyrs. Rams,
and treatment and training for those who have served are
exactly what will be needed. Getting a national army and a
police force under civilian command is essential. And the
United Nations, the United States and other partners stand
ready to do that.
Wow. I thought that was pretty interesting. So you're you you
have to build an army and we're going to do that for you. Unless
I misunderstood. Play it again. Okay. Quick rewind.
Think that the programs that the Transitional National Council
have outlined to pay to the families of the fallen martyrs
to prepare programs and treatment and training for those
who have served are exactly what will be needed. Getting a
national army and a police force under civilian command is
essential. And the United Nations, the United States and
other partners, stands ready to do that.
What do you think? Sounds like we're setting aids
advisors, boots on the ground, mom, but she also said, you
know, we will put our techno experts in and we'll we'll train
you people.
We are also very focused on the young people of Libya who had
the most to gain from this new freedom. And today, I'm pleased
to announce we are resuming the Fulbright Program and doubling
its size to permit even more Libyan students to study and
train in my country.
She had noticed a Fulbright Fulbright program would be about
studying but she slips in the training word. Yep. And then
finally, this was just a little
very you know, she's actually not very good. He's not subtle.
For sure. Or subtle at she was just she was a poker player and
you were sitting across from the cards would be turned around.
You could see she's got a
big tail. Well, here's the one that I thought was the funniest.
Libya is blessed with wealth and resources, most particularly the
human resources.
We will suck you dry your human resources. Goodbye money. I love
you have a good flight. Bye, darling. Thank you.
Is that you doing Hillary?
Yeah, that's Mickey's girlfriend is leaving for Holland again.
Don't sit on my chair next time. Dammit. So this Yeah, human
resources. Yes. Go suck them dry. So Hillary was there that
I'm on the 19th Yesterday Joomla job odd jabroni Jabril comes out
and says, you know, I might resign tomorrow, which would be
today. He literally does a statement. It's in Time
magazine. He says, I'm gonna resign. It's a mess. The
military leadership is all effed up. If this doesn't shape up,
I'm resigning. I'm not doing it anymore. Of course, you know,
the guy is not a real, you know, like Libyan freedom fighter. He
was lived in the United States. He was educated here. He works
for the State Department. And he's like, this is this is a
mess. And I want no part of this. So the day after Hillary
is standing there with him the very day after he says I'm going
to resign and I it might be tomorrow. Now, who benefits from
a victory in Libya?
Besides the oil companies?
Well, which political figure benefits the most who need who
needed some Halloween? Oh, no. Well, someone for sure. But the
real guy, I mean, who started this whose war is this? This is
not necessarily Obama's war. It's the oil companies war,
which Oil Company? Total Fina. The friend is this is a French
thing, French and British. And in the past few days,
presidents are your thing. It's our cozy benefits the most check
this out. This is
a guy from the Hoover Institute, which is some kind of BS
drinking club Think Tank. He's on CNN this morning sounding a
lot like Kissinger like a Kissinger Brzezinski love child
saying exactly what it's all about? Well,
I think that I think California, I know that. God has fallen on
hard times. But there was a line in his movie, which is talking
about Schwarzenegger here for a minute in the Terminator, where
he says you have the right to remain silent. Gaddafi had the
right to remain silent. If there was one man in the world who
abused the whole nation who stole its wealth, who took away
its liberty. It was none other than normal Gaddafi and the way
Qaddafi and the end the West had done and that, you know, Saddam
came out of a spider or saying I'm Saddam Hussein, I want to
negotiate. And I think that this, this is justice. This is
the game this man played. And I think if you really want one
person who has been vindicated in the course of this event, and
this this war, it's actually so cozy. He has a new baby, the
president of France, he has a new baby, and he's been
vindicated in liquid.
So the new baby thing is bullcrap. Who cares about that
he wasn't even there for the birth of his daughter, because
he was off running to to Brussels to interrupt the out
the retirement ceremony of John Claude through che, the European
Central Bank douchebag who's skipping out the rat jumping off
the ship before it all comes tumbling down to try and strike
a deal with her Merkel to get some of that European Stability
fund money because the French banks are about to fall over. In
addition, he's got a real contender now on the political
scene for the upcoming election this guy needed a political win.
So I think it benefits are cozy.
Yeah, probably. But you know, they still gonna help I mean,
there's there's one they're one inch away from downgrading the
French banks, which will screw up everything, so they won't do
it. But they're, you know, they're that close.
You don't think the ratings agencies will do that?
There were Moody's has already threatened and it seems as well.
And by the way, those are always followed by action. But the
problem is, if the French banks are downgraded, then it changes
the way you can invest into the banks, if you're a big these big
funds, because now you don't have triple A rating, so you
can't be accessed. So money would get pulled out. And you'd
end up with I mean, the situation in Europe is
deteriorating to such an extreme that I I actually just kind of
I'm not I'm not sure what's going to happen. It's not gonna
be great. It's
not gonna be good. Well, in Athens today, once again, blood
on the streets, huge strike everything is just deadlocked.
Nothing's move, and no one's doing anything. The slaves are
revolting a Greek bond for you what the what the rate is on a
Greek grip. 100 880
isn't like 180 or something or 88. So anyway, so if if I gave
if I put $100 into into Greek bonds, I would get 100 I would
get 188% back Yeah, that sounds like a good deal actually a year
that sounds like a good deal. Is
that saying that they're going to be around in a year? You
know, as opposed to going bro?
What does it cost to hedge against that? What is a credit
default swap?
Believe me these things have been so finely tuned that you as
an amateur or me as an amateur can't do it. We can't win me if
we were Goldman we'd probably have some scam we could do and
make money on it. But no, I mean, we you can make money by
buying the bonds and hoping to God that they don't go broke.
Did anyone make a killing? But it's a one sided gamble.
Then we have you right? Everything's falling apart.
They're very very well right now the the slaves of Gitmo nation
lowlands Yeah, and this is the stuff that you'll never hear
about here. And of course, I speak Dutch so I read Dutch
publications a lot and you know, people will will send me
articles that and although there was an Occupy Amsterdam, there's
an Occupy the Hague. There's I think there's two or three more
cropping up in in the lowlands. The year it is, news just came
out that the pension funds will probably have to drop their
payouts by 15% in 2013. And premiums will have to go up and
people are like, okay, whatever. Post the cheese. I mean, they're
getting screwed.
That's gonna where they're gonna really be screwed shortly. It's
gonna be blood in the streets, especially in Europe where they
were they were there Occupy movements a little more violent.
The you know, in the Dvorak car, which show this last Tuesday, I
saw that
I saw the title I haven't listened to again, it was 999
was the title right? Oh, nine. Yeah, that was cute. I'll put it
on one after the show. I'll
I just wanted to mention the one thing that was developed at
Horowitz actually had a couple of things that I was kind of
taken aback by but one of them was his explanation for the
strength of the euro. He says then the same with the jet
Japanese yen The reason those two currencies are so strong is
because they're trying to repatriate as much money back
into the system as possible because they're because their
debt in desperate straits. In other words, economies it's an
odd phenomenon, but the currency is strong because the economy is
about to collapse. Oh says decimate the currency.
So this is this is like the the final fingernails on the cliff
is that what you're saying?
Essentially? Yeah, I still I still have like I kept grilling
him because he's getting me asked to follow this stuff on a
daily basis because it affects our markets but I kept grilling
you know, how long when European papers How long can this go on?
Well, how long can stall the inevitable there's nothing that
there's nothing's changed. Changing?
Well, I'll tell you that. The European publications that I'm
able to read and that's Dutch, obviously British, although
they're kinda not really in the euro. But of course, it's all
tied together German, some German no one's really talking
about a collapse. They're all talking about the fix. And that
you know, and the main thing being that France is about to
the French banks are about to go down. everyone realizes that and
that the essential war right now is between Germany and France
Gee, where have I heard that before? Hmm. And that the French
want to raise the stability fund the minute the Germans have
funded it and the Germans like no, I don't think so. So they
don't the Germans are having none of that but no one is
really talking about the consequences other than one or
two blogs I read the slog was a I actually put on the no agenda
news network no agenda, news network.com his posts are pretty
interesting. And he's saying it's uh, you know, it's just
it's all going to come apart and I trust his opinion because he's
been right a lot. But do we do have the G 20 coming up and
that's supposed to fix everything? Ah, Obama and Timmy
Geithner are gonna roll in there and it's gonna fix everything. I
tell you, not a problem. It'll be great.
As this guy got this great, great clip of Geitner a going on
about the about how we should or should not celebrate national
events. You should play that clip so you get a kind of a
feeling for how Geithner's going
I think that it's kind of ridiculous. We should celebrate
what we want to celebrate. We shouldn't be what we should buy.
This is how we should celebrate in America. I saw John McCain
this morning literally like this is a day for celebration. I'm
like we all should be shooting guns in the air man. This is
celebrate we kill though another guy is dead. dead dead dead. We
celebrate killing people in this country. He's dead dead. I don't
have any bombs in that clip.
Did you have that you don't need bombs, you just shoot the gun in
the air. So did you read the description of his university
was shot did they have this gory description of how he died as if
anybody's are taking notes. They shot him in the leg, legs, the
legs, I guess that he had to limp off to a tunnel where they
were they like a rat in the head like a rat like a rat.
Yay. There was a great clip. I was actually waiting until nine
o'clock because I saw it live on CNN, where Lucifer is waiting
for an interview in Afghanistan. And they're already rolling the
camera and someone hands her a Blackberry. She goes, Wow, just
confirmed. They got Qaddafi. And she's like, moist. She says
like, melting away on her chair. It was beautiful. Unfortunately,
maybe CNN has put it up. Because it was like exclusive CNN
footage. She was so happy everyone's just like just like,
you know, instead of how about a little if it is true. You know
that we killed another world leader. You know and of course
the US wants to take some responsibility for it. Hey, you
know we did bomb Yeah, we shot some bombs wasn't just jet is
our jet. Come on a hey, hey, hey, give us some props here.
It's not you know, how about some like, you know, well, we're
really sorry that it's come to the or whatever, just play the
script out. But no, no, it's like, yeah, we're gonna
celebrate John McCain. I got my buddies from Coca Cola. Yeah,
we're all gonna it's gonna be great. And by the way,
let me read you from the Reuters report and tell me why something
here just doesn't make any sense. Mega told Reuters earlier
that Qaddafi who was in his late 60s was captured and wounded in
both legs at dawn on Thursday as he tried to flee in a convoy
which NATO warplanes attacked. I thought it was supposed to be a
no fly zone by the way. He said that he had been he said they
the reporter said he had been taken away by an ambulance in
NTC fighter and cert said he had seen Qaddafi shot after he was
cornered and captured in a tunnel near a roadway this first
he's like with a group of people in a convoy then he's shot and
then an ambulance gets him and takes him somewhere and then the
next thing you know he's in a tunnel by himself apparently. I
mean, this whole thing is just why did they give us these these
reports that are so sketchy.
Who knows? I mean, these guys will listen to Hillary here's
here's here's the see the CNN clip from this morning where
she's told about to Gadhafi. Listen to this she's looking at
the Blackberry. Wow. Wow. Unconfirmed unconfirmed.
Unconfirmed
reports about Qaddafi being captured. Unconfirmed,
unconfirmed. We've had too many we've, we've had a bunch of
those before, you know, have had him captured a couple of times a
couple of times, but I'm moist regardless. Douchebag at you
should see your face that was pretty, pretty outrageous.
Was she surprised or was she not? No, it's
almost like she knew this was gonna happen. Kind of like oh,
today was the day How come no one sent me the memo.
Yeah, come on.
How come I didn't get the memo before I have to read the top of
damn BlackBerry placed people get it together? Yeah. Well,
that's yeah, I mean, we have nothing really no other
analysis. Let me see. It is US policy, that Gadhafi needs to
go. But let me emphasize that we anticipate this transition to
take place in a matter of days and not a matter of weeks. Wow.
I think has been 213 days, 14 days, something like that
days. It's a lot of days, not
weeks, that's for sure. He
was implying it was going to take a couple of days.
And we still don't really really know we still
know what's going on. We got these maniacs now building
floats with guns.
For the parade. I have to say I really like we've played clips
of him before. I really liked the the Libyan Transitional
Transitional National Council info minister. That guy's pretty
funny. He looks like it could be German, you know, like a big big
fat beer belly in a shirt unbuttoned. You know the far cry
from what our spokes over the white house looks like. And that
guy's he's funny. I like him. Yeah, he's English is pretty
good. And he's just like, he doesn't say anything but He's
entertaining to watch and to listen to. You'll be seeing him
a lot more in the future. So we'll see. We'll see what
happens with the net Next moves are and it's really weird
because there were all kinds of reports that Qaddafi had 10,000
troops coming up from other countries in Africa. And, of
course, we know that it was very, very bloody what was going
on, in certainly insert, but also in Tripoli, and it looked
like the Gaddafi loyalists, as they're known, ie the sovereign
people of the nation who didn't want this happening in the first
place where we're striking back and well, you know, Sarkozy
needed a when he got his when Obama certainly could use a when
he got his win. And let's not forget that Lucifer is leaving.
And it was not it's nice for her to go out on a high as well to
have a win, you know, she's leaving at the end of this
presidency. And would you like to hear her lie for about a
minute and a half? Oh, I love listening to her. Okay, so that
she's interviewed by some other hot chick from ANA which station
and it's about her leaving.
Now Clinton seems ready to step out of the spot.
Good morning. America is away. Who is Ann Curry? She that's it?
Yeah, she's the Today Show. Today Show
light. What do you think life will be like, when after 20
years in politics? It'll be you and the former president at home
sitting around? First of all,
she doesn't even know where his house is. She's got this big
green as
this question is being asked. Here. Like, really? I'm gonna
sit around with that.
Marshmallow with that douche
bag? I don't think so. I can't wait. I can't wait. Around
currently write not only great
can't wait. I mean, obviously, we're going to be very active.
But it is something that I'm really looking forward to
enjoying. When I get to go home on the weekends, which is not
often enough. It's just great to be doing as little as possible.
Great to be around, Bill. I just love it. He's so much fun. It's
great. And this whole interview was chopped, by the way
completely chopped,
I think, you know, after this 20 years, that'll be very welcome.
One Title I know you seek to have one of these days is
grandmother. Yes. You figured that out?
Why she says yes. You figure that out? I don't quite
understand that something must have happened beforehand, before
the interview, that her answer is kind of a non sequitur.
I noticed that Chelsea has been doing more events. We saw her a
couple of weeks ago doing an event with you. I think she has
the Clinton bug for politics. I don't know. I don't I don't have
any reason to believe that I think she does have a public
service
that hold on lie. We know from our inside information from our
makeup artist, that they are now gearing her up. And they're
getting ready for public office and they're trying to find
funding and getting people on board. Right? Yep. So for her to
say new but she has the the help people bug. Yeah. Yeah. What did
she begin to be an ambassador to Haiti
that seems to be in our DNA? Well, you ran for president in
2016. No, no, you know, Savannah, I'm, I'm very
privileged to have had the opportunities
running in 2012.
Yeah, exactly. She's not gonna run in 2012. He's not
served my country and I am really old fashioned. I feel
like I've made my contribution. I've done the best I can. But
now, you know, I want to try some other things. After
I like spending all the money, I still want to get back
to writing and maybe some teaching working on women and
girls around the world. Secretary, I want to get
back to writing with
women. Just take the clip work on women and girls.
Yeah, I know. I know. I want to I can't wait to be working on
women and girls around the
country and I am really old fashioned. I feel like it was
made my contributions. I've done the best I can. But now, you
know, I want to try some other things. I want to get back to
writing and maybe some teaching working on women and girls
around the world.
But bad John, I can't wait to start working on women and girls
around the world.
Secretary Clinton politics is in your blood. People will not
believe that you are closing the tissue that laughs She made jour
and locking it on running for office. Again, you know, they'll
have to just watch and wait I have made my contribution. I'm
I'm very grateful. I've had a chance to serve but I think it's
time you know, for others to step up.
Others need to step up. Step up, I've stepped up. I'm gonna work
on girls and women around the world now.
Work on girls, and
that is where a weird way of saying it. I have to admit.
Yeah, that's definitely strange code. Or, huh? Yeah, it's
definitely code.
You know, I'm surprised she doesn't she doesn't matter. was
the words call me and hold her gesture friend
me on facebook. Yeah Call me. Call me if you want to be worked
on. Let's work on some some of our executive producers for
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So what we need what is a landmark in North Korea? What
landmark is there? Is there like something recognizable?
Yeah, there's there's statues of Kim Jong Il and his dad all over
what we need is we need a picture of a couple of North
Korean college kids with their sleeved T shirts on in front of
a statue of Kim Jong Il.
And my advice were sunglasses. Yeah,
good. Plastic bag, paper bag, paper bag over your head. And
I'll send it to my uncle Don, he'll get a kick out of it.
I just think it's hilarious. And of course it revitalizes my
interest in visiting the place. Yeah, but the so anyway, so he
had to package them you know, because the State Department has
restrictions and so they're packaged as humanitarian.
It's humanitarian aid
issue manager there warmers just some sort of chest one,
but oh, it's I know what it is. It's like we just need cash. I
know a lot of people want to send blankets or water So we're
just saying it's blankets,
and water. Anyway, so that's it. That's a breakthrough.
That is that's I mean, that compensates for for the donation
levels. And that just warms my heart. Hello, North Korea.
Apparently there's a lot of slave ships going into Africa.
You know, it's kind of ironic.
It wouldn't wouldn't Yeah, really? Where the Where do our
shirts come from? Are they making like a big round robin?
He doesn't say they come from Ghana. Yeah, Bertram actually
runs the facility.
I love that. Because you have ever imagined in your wildest
dreams that we would one day have a show that people in North
Korea would listen to and would like, want to have my sleeve
shirt by a slave shirt affiliated with our show? That
is pretty awesome. Yeah.
So it's like taken aback.
That's very nice. Well, thank you, of course, and everyone
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stay with me now in North Korea, shot us yesterday for my big
book show. I interviewed Jonathan Kaye, who is and this
is for the no agenda book club people. He he works for the
National Post up there and Canadia and he's also a
freelance journalist for such a stellar publication. says
Newsweek, and time and he has written a book, which is called
Living among the truthers. And of course, it's a total setup
from my buddy here who books, these interviews, because this
guy is like the anti conspiracy theorist. Authority.
Oh, that's great. You know why? Why? Because now somebody can
finally I mean, I've been waiting and waiting to explain
why World Trade Center seven just fell down like for no good
reason. Well,
so the title of the book is among the truthers. Hold on the
agent. Just get you the, the subtitle, a journey through
America's growing conspiracist underground. And what he had to
ground I guess. And what he doesn't do is actually refute
any of the any of the theory, certainly not WPC seven, etc.
But the whole book is basically if you are a conspiracy
theorist, and he has these e sections that off into a number
of different kinds, you know, you're like the failed
historian, you're the you know, the the wanker the alternate
history guy, ya know, the, the failed, failed historian. You're
clinically insane. And I actually kind of fit in that
category along with along with crank, that's good. But
basically, crank. So where do we don't use don't use the word
crank enough Isaac crank.
And but basically, we're all anti Semites. That's that's the
whole story of the book. And it's all based upon this
prophets of the Elders of Zion. And so I didn't really confront
the guy. Too much lamp. No, I mean, I wanted to draw him out
and out of my house, while it was via Skype. So I was in
Toronto, I couldn't really kick him out of the Skype. But
anyway, I did. And I'll put this up on the stream, and I'll put a
link to it after I've spun it all out of the camera. It's a
video interview, but I'll put the audio up as well. And I say
no. And then he he's like, no video is really dangerous.
Basically, it's like internet dangerous, really, really bad
internet, because the video was really, really bad. And I said,
Well, don't you think that Hillary's a techno experts are
misusing that, like the guy. He starts? Yeah, yeah. But you
know, this professionals. That's different. When professionals
are doing it, it's okay. Oh,
so that's good for us, then we're professional. Yeah, well,
that's, well, there you go. It's a matter of Yeah, well,
but when I say the ocean, so how about, you know, let's talk
about new conspiracy theories like Libya, you know, are we
there for oil or? No, no. The United Nations, they just
stumbled on this. He literally said, like, five times, you
know, like a bomb. He just stumbled into it. You know, it's
like, what are we going to do? He just tripped and stumbled.
And so everything's
just a big giant, big accident, but he plans anything in this
world of ours. So
then I started looking at this guy's history. He's a member of
a think tank the foundation for defending democracies, which is
basically you know, they have projects Syria, I mean, these
guys are all about the techno experts. And oh, he's basically
Oh,
shill just informations total, total total. That's the name of
this think tank,
the F DD foundation for defending democracies. And it's
a whole bunch of you look at the board of directors. It's a whole
bunch of military guys and you know, CFR and all that. And, you
know, it's just, it was it's a good book to read it. I did
learn one thing that conspiracy theories are really only bought
into by men.
We have a lot of women listeners. Well, I'm
not talking about our show. We're not mentioned in the book
I might add so we're not conspiracy theorists. Not I
don't feel attacked at all. Hey, you can you say what you want?
We're media deconstructionist. We're media arsonists. That's it
concise. It's
a little more positive. But anyway,
assassins. But it's, it's good to read the book. No, it's, I
would say read this book, because then you can understand
what did you learn you just what you learned as there's no women
involved with this is no wonder because the last time I was
accosted on the street by a by a truther. It was a pretty girl in
San Francisco handing out DVDs along with a crowd of people
that were watching it in a small circle with a bunch of signs
saying, you know, truth be 911 truth. And she hands me a DVD. I
got into a chat with her and she was a female. I don't know what
they're talking about. There's two or three of them in the
group two or three.
But what I learned and five, I
mean, come on. What I what I learned
was at the end of the day, we're all anti Semites. That's what I
learned. And that's a very dangerous precedent for these
guys to be pursuing. And it's really The theme
throughout the entire prison thing that the fox and Hannity
and these guys are throwing out the Occupy people now oh yeah,
that's not before we get into that just a W TC seven
reference. This just came in this morning according to the
Wall Street Journal the CIA has avoided a potential showdown
with Manhattan federal judge judge Alvin Hellerstein declined
yesterday to find the CIA in contempt for destroying
videotapes of its interrogations of September 11 detainees
concluding that it would serve no beneficial purpose to
penalize the agency
that's not a problem you can just destroy whatever evidence
you want it's no you don't need to be punished No it wouldn't be
beneficial. Yeah, no kidding those are the guys with the
drones the judges
in the drone program not gonna mess
with them. No, I don't think so. So
I guess that's the kind of says it all.
I had a different Geitner clip. Actually, I'd like your little
whining Timmy. I'm not a big fan of Rand Paul. I can't exactly
put my finger on it. Why? He's chronic creepy. I don't know
what it is. He's doesn't have it all. This the appeal Ron Paul
has to me.
I saw this what you're gonna play? I was I not know, I didn't
think there was much there. To do you talk about the hearings
that were going on a small business hearings with the
Geitner. Yeah, about the interest rates? Oh, the falling
off the golf. That was the worst. I mean, I had that. It
was crazy that his Ron Paul's interpretation of how interest
rates work. Rand Rand Paul, not Ron Paul, Randi Rand Paul, I'm
sorry. Well, Rand Paul's. Well, this is important in how
interest rates work was is just wrong. This is
this is important because I specifically got this clip,
because I wanted to ask you about the truth behind this.
What do
you think caused the housing crisis? And I guess to begin
with, what do you think caused the housing bubble from 201 to
2070. Without being too technical about it, we had a
long period of very low rates. And we had a terrible erosion
underwriting standards. And those two things together,
caused a huge over investment in housing. And Americans were
allowed to borrow a huge amount relative to income and their
housing value. And when the storm hit, you know, crashing, I
agree, who do you think in the country had more influence over
interest rates than anybody else? Do you think can you think
of a body maybe a New York? It's sort of has a lot of anchors
involved with Central Bank, New York Federal Reserve? Yeah,
maybe. Maybe the New York Fed maybe the Open Market Committee.
You're right that I was vice chairman of the FOMC. And I was
present York Fed for a five year period. And I started in the
fall of 2003. But I guess, here's my point, I hate to
interrupt you. But I got a really short time, you know,
interest rates I see as sort of the the price of money and they
should fluctuate somewhat based on the demand for the money. If
government controls the interest rates, and you obscure the
market forces as an economy heats up, people are bidding for
money, the price of the money goes up, and you get a tamponade
in effect and a slowing down of the economy. If you don't do
that, if interest rates are not allowed to rise, the economy
keeps going. But it's an illusion. That illusion is a
bubble and it bursts.
So what Rand Paul is saying is that because of monetary policy,
and it goes on a little bit further, and he goes back to
that tip for tat, with Timmy, Timmy tit for tat with Timmy.
Rand Paul is asserting that because the Federal Reserve sets
interest rates. They are responsible for the long term
interest rate and therefore for the financial collapse. And I
think that there's a lot of responsible parties for the
financial collapse. But could you explain how interest rates
going to be able to explain it in any details? People can look
a lot of this up and see what why interest rates are the way
they are. But first of all, there's a couple of things the
fed only sets a short term interest rate long term bonds
are set by the market which is which is determined by you know,
the interest rates are determined by market conditions
like right now, for example, they're, they're low because
there's such a demand for US Treasuries around the world
despite what they're telling you, because it's one of the
safe havens and they know that US government would blow up some
other country to make sure those bonds are paid off. And so
there's a strong demand for for American treasuries from
everybody. And so that is a market condition thing. Now the
the the Fed does buy and sell these things themselves to try
to because they have one thing in mind. They don't really care
about bubbles or anything else their whole job so owes idli is
to keep inflation from ravaging the country. And they do it any
way they can. And if it and they use interest rates as the one
tool, which seems to actually work, and before we had the Fed,
if no not defending them, because I do think they need
auditing, and they need somebody to look into why they've given
money to foreign countries and all the rest of it. So I think
there's some corruption there that needs to be looked at. But
before we had the Fed, and you had just a pure system where
interest rates fluctuated just on their own, under whatever
circumstances, it'd be pre 1903, or whenever you had a stock
market crash about once every two years, it would have cycle
of crashes was extremely high. And it was very difficult to
recover from. This has actually worked pretty well, when we had,
the system has worked pretty well, until they pulled out
Glass Steagall and all these protections, that the public
protections that kept the banks under control. But once that was
eliminated by both Clinton and Bush, and they just opened the
gates of hell, to the situation that we're in. And I think Rand
Paul is being disingenuous with this argument.
And I will point out that Ron Paul, who released his plan to
reduce the deficit by $1 trillion in one year,
that was a great plan, by the way, yeah, I
like to do and he doesn't say I'm going to, in fact, he
explicitly says, I'm not going to remove the Federal Reserve,
but they have to be audited. We have to figure out what's going
on there. I thought, by the way, I did watch the the American
Gladiators. I'm sorry, the the Republican debate. Oh, my
goodness. That thing is what a show.
Hey, I'm telling you this is was in the paper, the New York Times
they were discussing it and it seems to be all over the place.
This these Republican debates are getting such great ratings.
Yeah, fantastic. Anderson Cooper, you know, he's up there
he's
drinking. So now they're gonna have 12 more of a bad scene
because it's a bonanza. And the way they set it up and it's like
be very lights and here are the contestants bring him on out
Anderson Cooper. And it's just great. And they're funny and
they've got to you know, they're like touching and getting into
it and getting angry. And then we've got Michelle Bachman
dressed like Hitler light with a little white sailor outfit on it
was beautiful. And I really, I really loved it. What I loved
even more on CNN, did you see before the debate started? Now I
missed it before Oh, no. Before the debate, Erin Burnett CFR
shill extraordinaire, the douche douche who disappointed me I was
so in love with her until I found out that she's a shill.
She was out you know that, you know, they'll just like the
Academy Awards. Will they'll do as though there'll be outside
the venue and kind of like a glass box right? And you know,
the end that they're talking that you know that they're
talking about the red carpet and everything and
they have a little background and they do a photo shoot? Yeah.
Oh, no. They did over the place. I'm sure
they had. I haven't seen that yet. But they did have the
wardrobe conversation. But of course occupy Las Vegas was
there and Aaron is like the smoke coming out of her years.
Listen.
We are man. The countdown popping up and you can probably
hear the protesters. They have been protesting these people are
singing. Banks got bailed out. We got sold out. There have been
other protest groups here today protesting immigration
protesting gay rights, protesting a variety of issues.
These obviously are there's racism protesting and this
obviously is protesting about taxation. But let's bring them
Wolf Blitzer anchor of CNN
situation. John lumbers The Daily Beast and Gloria Borgia
abortions, they're all smiling like yeah, it's great
political analysts. Alright, good to see all of you. And
we're seeing the American system in full swing and
occupy Las Vegas that's what they're doing. Protesting which
is they don't show a single shot of the crowd by the way of the
protesters
this year. A bunch of people yelling Yeah, we got sold out.
This is the they didn't expect this and didn't know how to put
themselves in soundproof booths or something. It's very
distracting. It's It's terrible.
It's ruining the pre show.
Yes. ruining the free show.
This is no good. Well, you guys stop that you're ruining the pre
show.
by somebody didn't do that. Yeah, that was a guy sneaks in
behind and he's got a sign with a sign. Yeah. Pointing and
talking on the cell phone. Yeah.
So did you clip anything from the debate?
I you know, I have the whole debate. I still have it. I
watched it. I didn't watch it twice. And I could, you know, it
wasn't tight enough that I could get a good clip. If you got
something you know, listen to it.
Well, there were just a couple of Think so I didn't clip this
but I loved. Absolutely loved Bachman going Anderson Anderson
Anderson Anderson, Anderson, Cami Anderson Anderson, Anderson
Anderson,
and then Sentell. He was also waving his hand like holding up
his hand like he's, like, I gotta pee lead. I have the colon
by the teacher.
I did like Ron Paul had a pounding moment, which I really
liked, where it's about, you know, this hostage that was
negotiated between Israel and the Palestinian Authority. I
believe. It said this hostage, they got back and they released
and soldier. Yeah. And then Israel released 400 prisoners.
And you know, it was basic training and everyone's like, we
will not negotiate. We will not negotiate we will not negotiate
with and we will not negotiate.
Matter of fact, I don't want to make a statement when I asked
that question. Are you all willing to kick them Ronald
Reagan first changing weapons for hostages out of Iran? We all
know that was done Yeah, well, that's not Iran was a sovereign
I
like it he wrong with like, what what what you want a piece of
meat Mitch, what What
country was not a terrorist organization? Number one, that
that is a great comeback, if not terrorist, non terrorist
organization and Ron Paul comes out swinging again with friends.
They're not good friends.
They're a sovereign country, just like the Palestinian
authorities not being friends basically Goshi ated for
hostages. There's there's a role we negotiate with Hamas was with
the Soviet Union. And
now it's like, oh, we do it all the time. It's okay. Your Honor.
So but yeah, we do it all the time. We talk about Shut up
often that we've
negotiated with hostages, depending on the scale. But
there's a difference between releasing terrorists from
Guantanamo Bay in response to a terrorist
I love and Rompa did not terrorism suspects they haven't
even had a trial yet terrorists
you haven't done anything and then negotiating with other
countries where we may have an interest and that is certainly a
proper role for the United States.
And then the stupid audiences like
what audience is covering what what calls make good sense.
Makes a lot of good points and then sand Telly is such a
stooge. And you know that guy why is even running by the way,
he has a broken nose that's bent to the to his right, which means
that somebody hit him with it with a right hook and the nose
at some point, when he's probably in high school, a right
hook across. Yeah, and he'd never had the nose fixed. So he
has an asymmetrical face which nobody will ever vote for a
president with an asymmetrical face. Let me tell you right now
now in today's world,
it's hard to Photoshop that
he's gonna take a lot more information that thing needs to
he needs to have gone to the doctor, you know, some years ago
and had a REIT broken and fixed. I don't know if he does he think
it's attractive. Anyway, I digress. Yeah, you do.
However, one very important highlight and then I'll get off
these debates, but a very important highlight. John,
there's been an upset in Hollywood. Have you heard about
this?
I just have to do Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, well, no, but there's an upset in Hollywood. The
showrunners are like, Oh my God, what a brilliant idea. We have a
new host for now. Shoot. I got the wrong one. Big lead up fail.
Maybe I could fail. Maybe I could. Maybe I could. I could
edit it. No, no, he I'll try to go with you don't edit No, no
one will notice we have a new host for Trump. That's right,
ladies and gentlemen, let's bring down the brand new host of
my game show when loser drone, please say hello to a
better way. And that's to build a virtual defense zone, if you
will, along that border, which not unlike what Herman's talking
about and you can do it with strategic fencing and the
obvious places where it matters, but the way you really stop the
activities along that border that are illegal with whether
it's the drug cartels or whether it's bringing in illegal weapons
are whether it's illegal immigrants that are coming in is
to put boots on the ground. I will tell you Herman you put a
lot of boots on the ground you use Predator drones that are
being trained right up here at Creech Air Force Base in Nevada
that real time information boots on the ground that information
and they can instantly move to those areas and and
shoot it drives you to hellfire missile up dead buds. Get those
drones in the air Yeah, that's the guy I want for President
please put drones put some drones over there real time
information.
So whoever gets elected is going to do that anyway. There was
this guy this guy's terrible he's he's blown every single
debate. And then he went after every time he'd bring up a
brought up any point about Romney he'd go out his hiring
illegals was Romney X Blaine I thought adequately although
somebody did call Romney out on one of the right John
douchebags, this whole thing is exactly what you said it is a
ratings bonanza. Who cares? It's not about the next president
egory. And
unfortunately, let me just explain this one thing. It's
kind of interesting. That guys points out that Romney didn't
give a shit really about hiring illegals. He just didn't want he
says, Look, I can't have illegals working for me. I'm
running for president is all image
that was kind of funny. Hey, you can't have that. Well, the word
is out though. Wall Street has officially run away from
supporting Barack Obama's presidency and they are now
pouring all their money into Mitt Romney. So if our
assertions are correct, the way it usually works in the United
States of Gitmo nation, we elect our presidents the same way we
buy our soap powder will be advertised to will be marketed.
And of course, the network's will give more time to Mitt
Romney. Please notice that they put him in the middle every
single time he was
dead center. Yeah, seven people, one guy in the midst six on each
side, three on each side, one guy in the middle.
And what you're going to see is you'll see Mitt Romney will show
up on Piers Morgan you know, get more airtime. Here's how it
works. It's very subtle scam. And most of those most older
side
comments about 10 shows ago or more legacies and longer than
that, about the fact that all these other guys are actually
they're not auditioning for President. They're all
auditioning for vice president and her Herman Cain is obviously
going I think now because Perry can't carry the load. And I
think He's so annoying. That guy thought it'd be a good balance
to the ticket. I have changing my prediction to Herman Cain as
vice president.
Mm hmm. Now I don't know
why well who do you think?
No, I have no idea I don't think I like the the the Romney Perry
combination. I think she's very
reminiscent of Kennedy Johnson No, I
think it'll they'll they'll probably choose if they're not
going to go with Perry they'll choose someone else. Well, what
is it
Kane would be the better balance because you got that you got
that that sketchy black vote that is going to lock step into
here's the here's the word my new latest rationale, the
sketchy black vote what the hell was that? He did. They're just
gonna lockstep vote for Obama kitschy black, but that is so
racist. It's not racist, the sketchy black vote that the
Republicans can't count on. So it's sketchy. There's a lot of
sketchy votes.
We don't use that terminology. sketchy. Just don't like
the word sounds weird. The point is, is that with Perry they
they're guaranteed the evangelical vote, but they're
gonna get the evangelical vote anyway. So they don't need
Perry. The black vote is a huge voting bloc, if they could just
squeeze a few of those guys to vote. I disagree like in ticket
because of Herman Cain.
I disagree with the word the I think it's the Latino vote that
counts everyone. That was one of the main questions. It seems
like that's the big deal. By the way. I was just reading today
that the number one television primetime audience, the most
desired primetime audience is young Latinos. They have 69% of
the primetime desired audience 69%. That's who everyone's going
after.
Well, now if that's true, and I will throw this name into the
pot not running for president, but a potentially great Vice
Presidential candidate is Marco Rubio. I think Marco Rubio is
the most presentable guy that Republicans have seen is the
Latino, Latino. Yeah. Okay. He's out of Florida. extremely
erudite. He's a classic conservative, and he's, he plays
well to the to the Latino audience in Florida. I mean, he
could easily become a massive he can get a be a vote getter.
So I just want people to understand who are listening to
the show for the first time, is, of course has nothing to do with
policy and politics. It is all about the show. It's 100% about
the show, it's a ratings Bonanza, we want a great team in
there so we can get more ratings, just ratings ratings
ratings. It's free, content free way to spend money on free
content to spend money on the stupid Housewives of Beverly
Hills. They're a pain in the ass. You can't manage them.
jabroni he's free content. That's what we want. And nothing
showed this more about how it works in America than on Morning
Joe? Yeah, no Chuck Scarborough, who was a politician who he acts
like he's like, he doesn't know anymore, but he knows how it
works. Yeah. And
Representative from Connecticut, I think yes.
And that Milica is their name musica de Brzezinski, daughter
of presents Satan Brzezinski. She she's so she acts so stupid.
But they're talking about Ron Paul. And then it just comes out
and it's clear. It's clear Shut up slaves. It's clear. So
yesterday outside we had the wrong people. Yeah. Very nice.
They're very nice. The Ron Paul people this so you know they're
cute. They're like kittens, don't you think John? The Ron
Paul is a very nice yeah, they had signs. They had signs signs
at Starbucks yeah sweet they
accusing you of accusing accusing you of the media of
blacking out. Ron Paul.
It's really it's a very fascinating question I can guide
you throughout the poll really quickly. See what Ron Paul, is
that just the poll, you know, the thing that you just like
those numbers you put up on the screen that no one no one really
can account for? Just throw that up there, William? Mike, why
is it that that Ron Paul, I guess is is steady in most
polls. 1011 12%. He's usually in third place in New Hampshire
here. He's in fourth place. He's down at 8%. But they will
complain that people like Michelle Bachman, Newt Gingrich,
others who don't raise as much money as Ron Paul get more
attention than Ron Paul, why is that? Why is that? Why does Ron
Paul receive less attend less attention? Because
so what is the what is the true answer turn Why Why does Ron
Paul received less attention?
Well, the answer is they don't want him to be any attention
given to him because he was making good points that people
will either make, allow them to vote for Ron Paul, or they're
going to transfer those good points and make their candidate
follow the same ideas who
doesn't have a leading role? He was never cast. He's an
extra totally. And he's an extra he came in, he's not part of it.
Right? He's not extra.
Don't just call it what it is. He's
an extra goal that even these things he's an extra
with the speaking part when the only benefit is he gets his sag
card as everyone,
everyone in America with the exception of eight to 11% of his
most fervent followers, and they will always be with them.
Everyone else knows he is never going to be president. What do
you mean alert? Everyone knows everyone knows. Take a peek at
them take a peek at what he says. But he's a smart guy. He's
a good guy. He is so far out of the mainstream. This is a
mainstream country. This
is a middle of the road country. It's not going to happen for Ron
willing but everyone knows Herman Cain is not going to be
president. He's on the cover of Newsweek and won't be president.
Everyone knows Mitch Sarah Palin wasn't because he president now
hasn't been around for a while he's done it before that
these people are new so there's a novelty to Kane and Bob.
Proven before that he can't get above a certain threshold. What
does it say about
the Republican field that Herman Cain maintains a consistent 24
to 26%
everybody knows he's not a player. He's not on board. He
wasn't cast he's a walk on. He's just a walk on on the show. He
doesn't count he's an extra you know, he gets per diem. Go away
the real screw up is Perry was not a walk on he was cast.
Well, you failed you sometimes you do sometimes isn't it?
Things are miscast. Look at the new Yeah. This guy it happens.
It happens.
Wow. I agree with that.
It's sad though. Because you know the love that meme though.
Oh, rock. Everybody in America knows every just look. We're
gonna just look at him. He's not presidential material. He
doesn't look right. He doesn't have the right thing. I remember
when I was a kid growing up in Europe. People would always
there was a big joke about American politicians about the
slick hair and the big. They would call the McLean's white
smile. Yeah, that's what it is. This is how it works. We are the
we invented show business. And that's how we roll bitches. It's
a show to show it's a show. It's a show and we got to have the
right people on the show. It's just like X Factor. And by the
way, I'm pretty good at predicting X Factor candidates
too. It's not always about the best singer who looks right who
looks the part who's who tugs at your heartstrings. That's what
it's about. When it's sad. There you go. Just own up to it.
You might as well play Herman Cain singing then we can go out
on that. God
if politics doesn't work out for Herman Cain, he can always sing
turns out he just loves to break into song. Imagine it's Herman
Cain like you've never seen him before.
i That's hilarious.
Oh, no, I had I did have one thing Bachman I did have one
Bachman clip was just funny. Here's the one who you by the
way. She Um, she is like, you know, she is a necessary player
in the scheme. In a way she's kind of like the Alexis
Carrington. But she she changes roles a little bit. She's kind
of like the wildcard in the script, which is why, you know,
she dressed up in her white little navy suit or whatever the
hell that thing was. And she's supposed to come out with crazy
stuff.
cutting back on foreign aid is one thing. being reimbursed by
nations that we have liberated is another, we should look to
Iraq and Libya to reimburse us for Part of what we have done to
liberate these nations. Now I need to add something
we need reimbursement. I look, I have an invoice. I have a whole
bunch of receipts here, Libya, and I'd like to get reimbursed
for that. Here's how we'll do it. We'll put the army on the
ground. No worry. It's all good. It's reimbursement. It's okay.
It's cool. The idiots really, really unbelievable idiots. Just
raw Anderson.
Let's see what we got.
Well before I want a little intermezzo a little give me an
interview so lighthearted about Anderson Cooper. So Anderson
also has his daytime talk show.
I haven't seen it yet. It's supposed to does it any good?
I have no idea. I You think I I am too busy watching C span. I
don't have time. Luckily we have no agenda, news network.com and
people with an account send me stuff and post stuff up there.
Here's Anderson on his daytime talk show explaining why his
name is Anderson Cooper. I also wanted to know about like my own
items. So we had a bunch of stuff in in my office my home
sent to the lab. What do we find those interesting so you had for
instance, your glasses, your phone, your camera bag, and
overall was interesting like for example in on the phone they
found fecal strep again, something my beloved cell phone
all the times that I've asked to bottle that right, no more.
There's fecal strep on myself.
Let that stuff on the air where she putting that phone anyway.
And then turn it on vibrate.
Fecal strep. It's a new game called Anderson Cooper, IED. So
you get to you get to set them off via remote.
It's ringing. Yak away. Well, I go tell this person to get lost.
Okay. I don't know what to say. At least listen to John talk on
the phone. I usually just hang up. Oh, yeah.
The power drill really? All right. All right. Here's
something as little intermezzo. While John is talking about
that, listen to this on November 9, at approximately 2pm. Eastern
the Federal Emergency Management Agency will conduct a nationwide
test of the Emergency Alert System. It will be heard on
radio and seen on local cable and satellite TV, as the
federal, state, tribal, territorial and local
governments prepare for and test their capabilities. This event
serves as a reminder that everyone should establish an
emergency preparedness kit and emergency plan for themselves,
their families, communities and businesses. Visit fema.gov for
more information, I love that guy.
That voice has been altered it of course it has this.
This is an explanation of what the FEMA will be I can't even do
it. It's so
rushed, because it's been it's been run through processor
programs that that alters your voice. It's just not a real
voice. But it's going to be a real is that voice going
to be a real drill on February on November 9? For the first
time? Yeah, for the first time. In our nation's history, it
actually will be everywhere. I think you'll even get a text
message. I'm not sure. Who from the president or from Janet
Napolitano.
Was she doing with my number?
Yeah, it's the Emergency Broadcast System FEMA FEMA
running it. For the first time in the nation's history. We will
be conducting a test of the emergency broadcasting system.
That guy should do vagina ads. Joe vagina net.
All right. Let's see what else we got. Ah. I founded the thing
with you beheaded. We had a clip earlier with Geitner interesting
of brown Scott Brown went after him it was that Scott Brown has
that male model that became the senator from Massachusetts that
upset the balance of power in the Senate because the Democrats
had 60 votes and they could have ramrodded anything through Yeah,
got it. They got they did absolutely nothing with all this
power they had and so they Massachusetts gave Kennedy seat
to this guy. No. All right, Republican, right. So there this
is a couple a little clip. This is part of a longer exposition.
Geithner is trying to defend the fact that they tried to do these
loans to small businesses into the smaller banks, and then only
one out of 10 small banks took him up because it was a
disaster. And then they refused everybody the money and wouldn't
say why. And Geithner says, well, because we didn't want to
hurt their feelings, or we were liable if we said bad things
about them. We which is bullcrap, by the way, the
government's is not transparent Obama administration is what?
It's all Yeah, exactly. It was all part of this. And then they
have a little back and forth with brown belt. And I show
right in the middle. There's this thing where Geithner says,
I don't know how many times if you were in my shoes, if you
were in my shoes, and I just thought this was amusing.
I know, I can't take this with me, if you were in my shoes be
want to be very careful that we're using the taxpayers monies
carefully. In this context. Judging the health of a bank is
a complicated judgment, we were not a position to do that we had
to rely on the supervisors to do that you would have done the
same review of my shoes. Now, the fact that not all banks are
eligible, it should be no surprise, because again, we have
an economy still facing a really tough economy coming out of it
worst financial crisis since the Great Depression. We have 7000
community banks across the country. And a lot of those
banks are still under pressure. And we're not going to meet the
test of eligibility. But the reason why you've had a smaller
yield than we expected. And the reason why this took some time
is because we're careful to protect the taxpayers resources.
I
know you said that. Thank you. And with all due respect, I
don't think you can guess what I would do if I was in
your I didn't mean to say, and because as I travel around my
state in the country, contrary to what you said earlier, the
number one thing that I find, yes, demand is a problem. But
it's the lack of regulatory and tax certainty for for every
business in Massachusetts. That's the number one thing
going away. That's this wet blanket over over there their
efforts to create jobs, because in the last year, we've had 488
Sorry, last couple of months for an ADA regulations deemed
significant by the administration.
Yeah, I had what do you what shoe size do you think Timmy
has? Like eight are in my shoes?
They'd be killing? Yeah.
Does he have a size eight?
I got a size six. That'd
be much bigger than that. Well, not
he still sounds like a kid and they'd like to Leave It to
Beaver show kid. Timmy. Meanwhile, of course, Landrieu
who actually do like her, she's a Democrat from floor. I think,
ya know, Louisiana. She got chewed out the Republicans over
and over the phraseology is that are being bandied about. And I
think this is worth playing because i i It is kind of
interesting how they use terminology that just to kind of
sway the electorate
line of questioning has been, I've been very, very liberal and
given a lot of latitude. This hearing is about the small
business lending program. However, this is all important.
Thanks, Senator Rubio, but as a supporter of raising the
surcharge I want to get one thing straight for the record. I
don't and the members of the Senate that are supporting she
hot.
No, she's, she's not unattractive. But she's kind of
you know, she's kind of, oh, she's no,
putting raising taxes on families or individuals making
over a million dollars is not the same senator, as raising
taxes on millionaires. Millionaires are people that
have a million dollars worth of assets, many people have a
million dollars worth of assets, their income is only 100,000 or
200,000, or 50,000. It's not millionaires, it's individuals
and families that have income of over a million dollars. So I
just want to get that straight for the record. And I think it's
important not to confuse the two because many, many Americans are
millionaires. Many, and many of them have made their own
millions contrary to belief. They haven't inherited it, as
you and I know we represent a lot of people who've through
hard work have have assets over a million dollars. But the but
the proposal one of the proposals is to raise taxes on
income over a million and the marginal rate at 45%. You could
you could argue that but it's a portion over the first million
so the first million they pay a certain rate over a million they
would pay a second rate is that your understanding? I just
want to be clear the millionaire's tax is not my
terminology. It's what I've heard the President say
millionaires and billionaires. I didn't make it. Well,
the President has a different view. Maybe you have a different
view but for those of us supporting the tax the one I'm
speaking about it's not a tax on millionaires understand I just
actually a tax on fam on income over a million.
So I'm going to disagree with you, John. I think if she lost
about 15 pounds,
you didn't even listen to her Of course I did. She lost. She's in
she would be very she has very she's a little chunky. She
has a very cute smile. Yeah, she has a very you know, she has a
Yeah she's a very she is kind of like a V for Vendetta smile
actually, kind of like
I like her as a congress. She's
got she does good work you got dimpled cheeks
and Okay, okay, she's she's a hottie in the main Well, she
needs a little work but you know a little work. A little work
consulting business. Thank
you if the curry Devorah consulting company were on this
on a diet she could be a contender, personal trainer.
She could be a contender, you know.
Sorry. Anyway, the funny thing I clipped the rest of this away
because right after she went on this little Timmy Geithner is
going Can I talk can I talk and I talk you sense in it was
embarrassing. That was ridiculous. In fact, I have a
once you play that earlier clip of Geitner going on about
celebrations Come on, I think
that it's kind of ridiculous. Because it millionaires, we
should celebrate what we want to celebrate. We shouldn't be told
what we shouldn't let people know we should be should be who
we want to sit. And
that of course is from Occupy Wall Street.
By the way, by kindergarten, the
new thing in Occupy Wall Street. Now of course, let me reiterate
there are people are pissed off all over the world. This Occupy
Movement really started with the austerity measures in Greece. It
is spread all over the world. The slaves are rising up, which
by the way, is pretty much what the elites want. They want
unrest. It's great. That's it and everyone's playing right
into their cards, elite status. Police State is perfect. But the
new thing in Hollywood is to get arrested as a celebrity. Really,
yes, you have to be an Occupy Wall Street arrestee. And who is
my other favorite hottie?
feminist author and activist Naomi Wolf is the latest high
profile person to be arrested at the Occupy Wall Street protests
are being rained on?
Yeah, Naomi Wolf. Just anyone should look into this one. She's
like, she's a very pretty girl. But can you imagine having her
to dinner party? Oh, no, she would eat all the dinner. Well,
besides that, she would be bore everybody. So
let me let me set the stage for you. So first of all, she's
Canadian. Okay. So she's at the Huffington Post party, where Kim
Kardashian received an award for business entrepreneur. Okay, let
me just set the stage. This is how serious this business is.
And she's got her her boobs are just like flowing out. She's got
a tight dress on which I like I like learning as she and her
Wolf. Both but in this case is Wolf. And, and she's she's
Rubenesque. And she's very, very sexy. It's very appealing to me.
I like it very much. weightless. 10 not Mickey's gonna come in
eight. So she's she's cute. Did you watch this delayed
are so annoying. Oh, no.
She needs gaffer tape on her on her spokes Hall. No doubt about
it. So her whole thing, she goes out and she purposely gets
arrested. And it's and then she uses some interesting words,
which is a sexy words, the very sexy words. And it she did this
completely for her own benefit. And now she's the superstar of
Occupy Wall Street. And she's pretending to be like a lawyer
and she studied the protest laws
and nor Easter sweeping the area. And that means now as a
woman taken into custody last night author Naomi Wolf, also
Josh Parkinson of Mother Jones magazine. Thank you both for
joining us. Thank you for having us. Naomi, let's go ahead and
start with you. I was there last night, the Huffington Post party
and I was watching the protests and they seemed peaceful. But
you were taken into arrest. What happened?
Well, I was arrested while I was complying with the law and
peacefully standing on a sidewalk. Very briefly, I
studied protests and permits in in New York City.
John, Have you not taken your course I'm protesting permits in
New York City. Have you studied that lately?
No, you know, I've been remiss.
And so I understood that they had a right to be on the
sidewalk peacefully. When I came out of the Huffington Post event
where I'd been a guest I write for The Huffington Post.
I read for The Huffington Post, you can see me that money
Huffington post.com and for Mother Jones, Martha jones.com.
I
saw that the police had moved them far away from the entrance
to the opposite side. Go in and ask them why and they said they
were told they have no right to March where they had been. I
knew that wasn't correct. So I checked with the people in
charge they said the permit actually did allow them to walk
without obstructing the sidewalk. So I said okay,
everyone, I'm going to walk with my partner. Often Ludwig and
anyone who wants to walk with his please join us we have a
right to exclude her
partner. She's let me just point out its partner, not boyfriend.
I found her McKendrick partner, yeah medrich Whenever we will
walk through peacefully back and forth not obstructing anything,
and suddenly a phalanx of like
a phalanx. I love that length. phalanx we have
isn't a phalanx like a Roman bed formation of like couple 100
People I fail
it well it was a phalanx a great word because it sounds like
phallus it has a whole section to it to you phalanx. Phalanx is
like a wall of police I think a phalanx it's a great word here
let me get up phalanx formation she said phalanx phalanx as
ancient Greek. Yeah, it's a rectangular mass military
formation composed of heavy infantry armed with spears and
services are similar syringes, services Oh,
syringes. What's this? ERISA is
a Sorokin are you making me go off the track your service is a
service saya is a four to seven meter long spear that's a 21
foot long spear used in ancient Greece so I guess they had
Spears the spirit me copper. Here's me jerk. Don't spear me
bro. It I don't think it was a phalanx
30 or 40 Giant men and white shirts. Apparently with the NYPD
appeared and stopped in front of me and one of them used a
megaphone which the protesters have been told citizens are not
alone. You can use a megaphone.
Yeah, it just goes on and on and on and on and on. And I'm sorry.
You know, I read her book. I liked her Shock Doctrine book.
I've seen her. I've seen her speeches, and I think she's on
the money with a lot of things. But this to me was a blatant
promotional move. lanzini Stein total publicity stunt. You look
at the video she is she was very calm. She walks up and the cops
say Would you please move? And she's now I have every right to
be here. Well, you know, okay, you're gonna get arrested. I was
like, and by the way, illegal arrest. I completely agree. But
she did it completely for publicity. And she's at the
Huffington Post party, the award ceremony where they're honoring
Kim Kardashian,
please. That's gives me grilling the fact that she does great
left wing thought. Thought Meister. Is at that at that
party of that sword.
Am I talking about the wrong people are yelling at me and
she's not the No, no, me. Am I wrong? Who? Who was Naomi Klein?
Ha. Now I'm confused because the other one Well, wait a minute,
who was the shock doctrine?
That's Niomi Klein. Well, who
was this one then?
Well, let's find out. I was confused too.
Oh, now I'm confused. Okay, so
how does American author political consultant? Oh, this
one? Oh, this is a different one. Yeah, this girl is a lot
prettier than Naomi Klein. This is Wolf. Hmm. She is a political
consultant. She's the one who did the beauty myth book.
I read that one too. I love that book.
That was a great one. This woman she's the author of the lesbian
community. I can see why you're attracted to her. Her father was
the Roman born horror scholar Leonard Wolf. She attended
Lowell High School, which I guess is in San Fran. Well,
that's in San Francisco.
Well, you know, then I'm happy. I'm happy. I was wrong because
the only female in the NAM happens
when she's in Scotland bones. No, just kidding. I'm happy. I
was I was upset for a second there. Okay, well, good. Yeah.
Yeah. No, Naomi Klein, Naomi Wolf, Naomi, Naomi meilleurs. Do
we I only Campbell I was seriously I was also asked Okay,
all right. We apologize. Thank you. Thank you chat rooms on the
show
on the show. Thank you chat room for correcting me. Okay. So
that's even better. It proves my point. This is a celebrity
Bonanza go out and get arrested. It's like, you know, next you'll
be Oh, could you please give me a GPS ankle bracelet because
that's really all the hottest reg? I really want one above.
This is what it is you will see more and more celebrities
getting arrested and out of solidarity. For Occupy Wall
Street it is the new than it's the new Black
is woman's dangerous. In 2004. Wolf wrote an article in New
York Magazine accusing a claim literary scholar Harold Bloom of
sexual harassment more than two decades earlier, explaining why
she had finally gone public with the charges. Wolf wrote, I began
nearly a year ago to try privately to start a
conversation with my alma mater that would reassure me that
steps had been taken in the ensuing years to ensure that
unwanted sexual advances of this sort weren't still occurring.
Anyway, so it's the it's the new thing. It is the non hostile
woman.
Right? But she's I like her in a in a sexual manner. Well, but
this is the thing it's, you'd be allowed to watch what I want all
than the only thing I want all the Naomi's having a threesome,
Naomi Klein, Naomi Wolf and Naomi Campbell. But regardless,
be on the lookout for more celebrities getting arrested.
And why was she at this event is the same thing. Well, of
course she was at the event, you know, Kim Kardashian now she's
going to extol the virtues of Kim Kardashian is a great
entrepreneur,
business leader. is great. I loved it. I thought it was
fantastic, great way to go, Who will be next? All right. So the
most emailed Article of the week without a doubt is this story.
Basically, House Bill 195 says those who buy and sell
secondhand goods cannot use cash in those transactions. And it
flew so far under the radar that most businesses don't even know
about it. We're gonna lose a lot of business. They don't want
this cash transaction to be taken away from us. I mean, it's
an everyday transaction. Danny Guidry owns the Pioneer trading
post in Lafayette. He deals in buying and selling unique
secondhand items. I think everyone in this business once
they find out about it, they're going to definitely be there's
going to be a lot of uproar. The law states those who buy or sell
secondhand goods are prohibited from using cash. State
Representative Ricky Hardy co authored the bill,
they give a check, or a cashier's money order or a
electronic one of those three mechanism is used
Artie says the bill is targeted at criminals who steal anything
from copper to televisions and sell them for a quick buck.
So the whole idea here behind this law and this
is by the way, that law is totally illegal
and it's amended to the Louisiana constitution
it doesn't help because the if you read tech pull out one of
your Federal Reserve notes and read the what it says it says
legal tender useful for any debt obligation blah blah blah you
know own view as with the backing of the US government you
can't say you can't use that to pay something you can pay you
know your your mortgage, you can drop go to the bank and drops
you know, three to a couple $1,000 1000 A few 100 I don't
care what it is you can buy anything you want with cash
that's the way that it's it's it's a national internet, or I'm
sorry, a federal law.
So I think there's something else behind this. Because I of
course I read the bill and there's a copy of it in the show
notes at 349 dot na shownotes.com, Louisiana HB one
nine or five. First of all, well, let me just read this to
you tell me what you think secondhand dealer defined a
every person in the state a gate engaged in the business of
buying, selling, trading or otherwise acquiring or disposing
of junk.
Says John says junk in the bill
or used or secondhand property including but not limited to.
Now this is where it gets interesting because they didn't
really explain this in the report jewelry, silverware,
diamonds, precious metals, ferrous metals, catalytic
converters, auto hawks, copper copper wire, copper alloy,
bronze sink aluminium, other than in the form of cans of
stainless steel, nickel alloys or brass whether in the form of
bars, cable ingots, rods, tubing, wire wire scraps, clamps
or connectors, railroad track material water utility materials
or furniture and it goes on and on and on. So this is also about
gold and silver. So that's one thing I picked up on that no one
is mentioning. And this and they define what a second hand dealer
is. It is anyone other than a nonprofit entity who buys or
sells trades in or otherwise acquires or disposes of junk or
junk Hey man, don't touch my junk or used or secondhand
property more frequently than once per month from any other
person other than a nonprofit entity shall be deemed as being
engaged in the business of a secondhand dealer so there goes
your Craigslist I guess that goes your eBay that goes
everything everything
Yeah, well digital get thrown into the court system and I'll
be the end of it. Well, but it's in right now. And they get
chicken I mean, this is like the ridiculous
No, oh, yeah, of course. It's ridiculous. And here's what you
need to do.
What what did you just do? Oh, me. You cranked Oh, I know what
it is. I didn't do anything. Yeah, the sound just tripled.
So here's what you have to adhere to. You have to if you
sell some junk to someone if you're selling your junk, you
have to get the name and the address and the residence or
place of business the person of the purchaser the date and sale
the name and address of the person from whom material was
purchased.
Hold on a second. The idea if you listen to the guys species,
the idea is that people are stealing copper and selling it
to junk dealers. Yeah, but this is making it so that the guy
who's selling the junk to the copper to the junk dealer has to
make sure that the junk dealer it gives you his name and
address. Wait a minute, we made it back Words it
even states, specifically that if you don't have this
information, failure to maintain the information or the register
or to produce a report requested by any peace officer or law
enforcement official, who now apparently our judge and jury,
as required by this section shall be prima facie evidence
that the person receiving such material described in this
section and not registered is known to be stolen. So if you
don't have it, then it was stolen. And brother, whoever
violates this section shall be fined not less than $1,000 or
imprisoned for not less than 30 days nor more than six months or
both. Junk
they don't really make junk.
Amen? Don't sell my junk, bro. Is there a definition for junk?
Is there an actual
let's look up the book of knowledge.
Let's do that. Can you
help us out with Naomi Campbell our area was junk. Junk, fine
junk wiki Jhansi to Wikipedias get something
informal, old or discarded articles that are considered
useless or have little value well that's not what they're
talking about.
It doesn't make sense to sell junk if it's a little value.
Yeah. Heroin is also junk. Oh, hey, you can't sell John heroin
gotcha haha it's about the heroin and conveniently
heroin watch I'm about to heroin.
No, I was I had a heroin clip to Oh you do? Yeah.
Oh, I have my I just have Obama stumbling over his lines when he
had to discuss the phony baloney attempt by it by the way this
has fallen off the radar this Iranian attempt to blow up the
Saudi
Embassy of course we got Qaddafi we killed him so forget about
change
the subject because that wasn't going over and nobody was
believing no secret message ever hear hear Obama when he tried to
discuss this?
I guess we're gonna hear it now. We believe that if even if at
the highest levels
there was not detailed operational knowledge. There has
to be accountability. With respect to anybody in the
Iranian government engaging in this kind of activity. Yeah,
whatever.
What and that died.
What Yeah, hey, you know this is not working. What can we do? We
need to spice it up a bit. Hey, hey, you still got that crazy
footage? Yeah, man. Let's just get off he's dead. Yeah, good
idea like that. It's a good one. Now here was my the way you I
forgot to mention this earlier. But remember that the early in
this, this crazy Libyan thing where they had one kid after
another dead and then he shows up the next day saying hey, I'm
not dad. While we're waiting? For by the time this shift did
Qaddafi is actually dead? Well, by the well, of course, but this
is the hard thing about a podcast by the time this is out
on people's iPhones and Androids and stuff. We may already have
Gadhafi posting YouTube videos saying, hey, Kayla did and who
knows. Who knows. That's why everyone's kind of hedging their
bets. Here's my heroin clip. President Obama himself a former
pot smoker whose academic and professional achievement was
obviously unhindered by the occasional high appointed Michel
Leonhard as his head of the Drug Enforcement Administration. The
Obama administration in the person of the head of the DEA
has insisted that marijuana remain classified a schedule one
drug which means the Obama administration officially
considers marijuana to be just as dangerous as heroin. And it's
been five weeks on the your voice the We the people on the
whitehouse.gov and number one the top How come we can to
legalize marijuana and the President promised Promise,
Promise promise.
He also promised that we're going to stop cracking down on
this California operations that have medical marijuana
distributed
Oh, it's gotten even worse here. Did you hear about the latest?
No. Oh, yeah. If it wasn't a plant, well check this you
agents State Patrol and
grays harbor deputies executed the search warrant. It's part of
a major investigation into illegal psychedelic mushrooms.
The target of the investigation. Psilocybin mushrooms like these.
We shot this video during a similar raid in Thurston County
back in 2005. Neighbors in today's raids never suspected a
thing. Oh
no. It's pretty amazing that that can go on right next door
and no one has no clue about it really
growing mushrooms. And of course this is a take off of the clip
that went around which seems to be planted on YouTube of the guy
freaking out over mushrooms. You see that? No to major flip guy I
think the thing is staged but he's it's a bits look up silo
mushroom freaking crazy YouTube you can find it in there
somewhere.
So I didn't magic mushrooms illegal. Yeah. Why?
Because they're magic.
Okay. Just want to make sure I understood because they're magic
I don't see it I don't see any nothing nothing viral and
it was on it was it went around it was got a lot of attention.
So I have a new there's a new thing you were watching Korean
television.
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You know what's amazing is after I ate those magic mushrooms
before the show, all of a sudden I can understand Korean. It's
just fantastic how that works. Yeah, this is a whole there's a
whole thing going on with coffee. We played Yeah, we
played the clip on the last show where global warming is going to
make coffee so expensive. Everyone's talking about the
coffee the coffee so that clearly and there's commodity
traders working on the coffee. And it's it's a pump. It's a
pump and dump. I think that we need to get it get people isn't
that isn't that the definition? That's what it is? Yeah, we need
to get people all crazy about coffee you can lose weight is
great for you. I heard some other things about it's great
for women for something that was what was that? Coffee healthy
for women. I think, watch. I'm consulting the book of knowledge
there was is all kinds of stories. Health Benefits of
coffee, the perks of coffee drinks. Oh yeah. coffee drinking
linked to less depression in women. It's like really? So
yeah, but it makes
them snap at Yeah. Meanwhile, no, you're right. It's a pump
and dump. It's exactly what it is. Speaking of How funny would
come up as a weight loss? I mean, when did that I mean, the
bottom. Fat people that drink coffee is outrageous. So
you can say Coke is weight loss because it makes you poop. There
you go. I'm reliably informed.
I'm going to show my mood by donating to no agenda. Imagine
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we have a clip here that you sent me. Guy. Yeah, I wanted to
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broadcast. A Gary Blatt and his his wife, Amy now just credited
him now he gave me $66 Gary has donated before I believe. Sorry,
I think I mentioned last week is a nightmare. Okay, there There
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understand Adam got $60 in cash at the restaurant and I wanted
to top it. Oh my goodness. I'm thinking okay, you owe me three
bucks
Dvorak.
Okay. So I'm just saying anybody out there runs into us, you
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show 333 And she was just raving about it. And I you know, we
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the deal is whatever the case is, we should play this clip.
So on show 334 You gave me karma and it has overflowed in my
life. I had published books and articles and and he just became
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Wait a minute. Do you didn't give him magic mushrooms after
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No, no, no, he was busy regaling the people with his Fez, busy
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interesting, new one is more powerful. And notice it go back
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No, I know it's more powerful. I also like that it has multi
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Yeah, I looked up the article that he that he referenced. And
it was pretty good. Actually, this is this is one of these
initiatives from the administration, which
essentially is you know, helping to manage rural communities.
Yeah, screw the rural communities is what it should
say
agenda 21 That's something you have to consult the book of
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hereby pronounce the SIR Dean Bertram and surplus and Hertzog
both of you knights of the village in a roundtable hookers
and blow over here, my friends. Speaking of that, something you
have predicted, although it's not here yet, it is already in
the United States of Europe. Prostitution in Portugal on the
rise? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like Lots. Lots of women. Yeah,
there's a whole article about it. That women you know, and
these are moms. She's moms, too. They can't make the rent but
this will be happening here shortly. Well, this
is what when did the cars Portugal started how many months
before we really started messing around here in the states like
half a year.
him talking about the collapse of their economy or what? Well,
whatever
we want to pinpoint is the beginning of crap. I don't know.
So but you said that the the increase in hookers in the
United States would be around 2015. I think it's coming
earlier, John.
Were a little slow on the draw with this stuff. I mean, you can
say that and I'm sure there'll be some indicators, but by 2015,
it should be it. That's when it'll be I think in full swing.
That's when you'll be noticing. That's when the comedian's will
be doing jokes about it. Yeah, so many hookers? Yeah, but it's
not that funny. The decision to sell one's body cannot be taken
lightly. It says, of course. But for many mothers, the
alternative is to condemn their children to hunger, which is why
increasing numbers of women in their 30s who are victims of the
crisis are resorting to prostitution. It's like
bittersweet news. I'm not quite sure how I feel I'm not quite
sure how I feel about
that is your terrible idea.
You know, I you know, I mean, well, so there was a report that
showed up in the BBC yesterday. But it was already in the
States, you must have seen this I can read I'll read you the
BBC. And then I'll read you the US headlines, vitamins linked
with higher death risk and older women. When it comes to
vitamins, it appears you can have too much of a good thing,
say researchers who report a link between their use and
higher death rates amongst older women. Experts have suspected
for some time that supplements may only be beneficial if a
person is deficient in a nutrient. And so whenever
there's research, you gotta be careful. This was propagated
throughout the United States, USA Today. Vitamin study
vitamins may increase death risk in older women. Time Magazine,
we've been wasting a ton of money on vitamins and dietary
supplements. MSNBC, some common vitamin supplements could
increase death risk. LA Times dietary supplement risky for
older women study finds, men can go on and on and on and on and
on. So this study was very interesting study. I really,
really liked it, because it was a survey study. over 18 years
time, they asked 38,000 Older women to email what they recall
which vitamins and minerals they were taking. How do you like to
study already?
Yeah, it's really bad.
And so they basically said, Hey, do you remember where you were
taken? And are you dead? I guess I'm not quite sure how they eat.
All emails that weren't delivered. Apparently those
women were dead and therefore is no good. This study was released
in Wow, what is this? What is the name of this thing? It's
another one of those big pharma sponsored websites, but has
advertised in the Arctic, the Archives of Internal Medicine.
And if you go to their website, it has pharmaceutical ads all
over it. And it's so outlandish this study and clearly a part of
what we've been following the Codex Alimentarius and the
outlawing of, you know, and it's all debatable. But the outlaws
this. Go ahead. No, go ahead.
This is the move to get there's two two things afoot. One is to
get all the supplements shops and these people that sell
natural herbs,
which is illegal now in many countries in in Europe, to get
rid of
all those things throughout the US, which is a lot of my doctor,
for example, often recommend some sort of herbal thing or
something like that. But you know, now you want that will be
illegal, it has to go through a pharmacy or pharmaceutical
company. And then the other thing is to slowly ban and get
rid of the organic subculture do small farmers, people who do
organic growing melons, small level people who grow melons.
Yeah, people like you who grow melons. There's you know, there
are there is actually talk about making it illegal to garden in
your own backyard. Oh, yeah. No, it's been discussed. Well,
you'll have to have no can't trust anybody. They're all
idiots. You'll
have to have an organic growth license. Yeah, absolutely. So
another thing about this study and this just shows you how news
is made and I haven't what I was not able to uncover. And that's
kind of hard maybe lowest can help us I want to know which PR
company propagated this study because they did a good job and
everyone picked up on it immediately. But they did stuff
with the numbers which is really interesting. In this study, it
says they adjusted all numbers for so that means they change
the numbers. Quote, age, education level place of
residence, diabetes mellitus, high blood pressure Body Mass
Index Next, waist to hip ratio, hormone replacement therapy,
physical activity smoking status and intake of energy. So this is
totally bogus. I mean, basically just wrote some stuff down.
After some after they asked a couple women some questions
through email what they remembered in the past 30 years.
Yet it's played off in the media and who are the ones
advertising? What are the biggest advertisers?
Let me think let me think, oh, drug companies, yes.
big pharmaceutical companies. And they play it off as you
shouldn't take these because it's going to kill you. That's
really bad. So beware of studies. Masking is news.
Yeah, it's one of the PR companies that represents one of
the big pharma companies I'm absolutely sure of it. Now. I
have a commercial that I'm going to play this commercial for you
and I want when you it's a long commercial, but when you know
what the commercial is about, I'll stop okay.
This this is obviously a setup that is it'd be something so
obscure I won't you know the very end though I'm at the very
center of you Scientology our shadows are inseparable the tour
the Twilight trilogy you can only feel miles apart your San
Francisco Symphony
your eyes I can seem so simple
rice clothes
at times I am your charm. Pabst Blue Ribbon close your time your
wickedness preparation age getting warmer and can make you
proud or embarrassed by Angra getting very close
a time times I am tender sweet at times vibration store know
the movie Avatar show you've been called that life brings us
Goodyear tires. Very close very close but no. You need didn't
You didn't hear the last bit. I am your little V. It's a vagina
commercial. John from Johnson and Johnson. You're selling
vaginas. Go for
it starting. This is the Johnson and Johnson little v. And it is
the diary of a vagina. Which yeah, oh yeah. It's the diary of
this. Why didn't you hear saying at times that can be sweet at
times. I'm ferocious. I can see beautiful. Some of them
apparently. There's a lot we don't know about the vagina
clearly. And this is just another part of the move towards
feminine hygiene products being marketed to the certainly
American public. Never were they allowed to say vagina who Oh
boy, we can say vagina on the air. And now all the comedy
shows are using the words so that we can start getting these
commercials. While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica.
The fact is it's Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of
her vagina being boarded up those writers so great. Yeah,
the comedic value of vagina is awesome. No, it's so the Johnson
and Johnson can why don't we just be honest about it?
I don't know why these guys feel obliged to throw in the
gratuitous do the word gratuitously into their scripts
is stupid. Even Americans not funny. No, it's not set it to
you every time you bring one of these gags up they're not funny.
It's not. American Dad did one too.
Yeah, well, that would make sense. Yeah, but
still, it's like now we've got animated vagina jokes. It just
gets worse.
I got full blueprints of our house for my project, the junior
architects xiety isn't gonna know what it is? Are you
allergic to vaginas? Steve
hilarious. There was actually a funny sex ad that someone sent
me this one.
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the paintings of Vincent van Gogh sponsored by Viagra.
The guys have no shame. Like they have no shame, sponsored by
Viagra may causing leakage. Really?
So, the only other news I have this kind of interview actually,
I have a couple of clips but I can't get to my clips now
because my emails cloud service dropped dead. Oh, right in the
middle of using the cloud is where my mails kept. Yeah. Okay.
Well, let me go to the other computer and see what I sent
you. But it's
WTF man cave.
Oh, that's an interesting story. This is this was this was a
story that I was looking for. To do one of those extra or sick or
you know, one of these things that wraps up all the celebrity
news, but I there was nothing worth doing because it was all
depressing because of that car racer had died.
Oh, yeah. Like I'd love it when we really have to change the
rules of racing because someone died.
Yeah, well, they do die. But there's just kind of a
throwaway. And when they did so this has been going on for you.
I have never heard of it. I don't you tell me if you've
heard of it. We haven't talked about it. I haven't seen any
reports about it.
And the speculation has gone wild online over just what
exactly is being built on the White House North Lawn. Crews
have been digging a massive mystery hole right by the West
Wing for at least a year and a half with White House officials
saying they can't reveal what it is because of national security.
Many people are left to get perhaps a new underground bunker
a giant swimming pool or outdoor bowling alley. Or perhaps a top
secret presidential man cave.
Yeah, yeah, I saw this saw report. It's not supposed to be
done for like three years or something. So let's take a real
it's the Big Dig. They're calling it now.
What could it possibly be? I don't know. Why is it such a
secret with our transparent me just once it's finished? I'm
just gonna know what it is. Just tell us in advance. It's
not like you can aim your Hellfire at the the patch of
grass? I don't know. Yeah. Then I talking about it. I still
think swimming pool is the one I think under underground swimming
pool three
years in the making. Yeah.
Well, you know, that's what Gabrielle Giffords will need.
When she's president. She'll need a swimming pool. It's
forthcoming. I'm
having another clip that's worth listening to. All right. I
because we do have our Australian news that we like to
get done. And I
didn't have a clip of this. I did have the news. And it was
interesting to me as well. We just slightly
depressing. Yeah, let's go so
popular person she may be but what about the overall concept
of a British monarch? Being the head of state of Australia? What
do Australians make of that?
It sounds like an anachronism in the 21st century. And that's
what Republicans say it is. It shouldn't continue. Were a
brave, confident, irreverent, upstanding country of our own
now. And we don't need a head of state who lives 12,000 miles
away. But those voices are very much in the minority. A recent
poll here had the people in favor of the monarchy at 55%,
and those favoring a republic down to 34%. And that's the
lowest figure for Republicans in 23 years, a long way from the,
from their high watermark in 1999, when there was a
referendum here, and they came within shouting distance of
winning the day, but those days have certainly gone into
retreat. They're not a spent force by any means. And they say
that much of the popularity of the monarch is down to the Queen
herself. And what will happen when the Queen's reign is over.
One Republican said to me the other day, how would the
Australians view a queen Camilla Prince Charles, is what they
say. If that was the past, then popularity of the monarchy would
take a dip in the Monica say no, it's not just the Queen herself.
That's proving popular. It's the institution itself. And also
what's coming in the future.
The lizard Queen visits her property. Hey, let me see what's
going on. Yeah, they had a you know, they had a referendum.
990 99
Yeah, it was ousted the queen. Well,
not almost it didn't work. They didn't want him although there
was a lot of stories about how Julia Gillard
didn't kirkyard is the reason that this is in this situation.
They said we can't trust our own prime allying Prime Minister
like this woman who promises blatantly makes promises and
then then contradicts herself when she's elected. She lies to
the electorate. Yes. Does he mean doesn't do that? She
did it. Well, she didn't See, she bowed and shook the Queen's
hand. And there's a question this is
what oh is a big scandal. Oh
yeah. Oh, she didn't curtsy when I met the Queen I curtsied.
I bet you did.
I caught a by the way, do you think maybe Obama's dig project?
Maybe that's where he's going to put Osama bin Laden's body and
Qaddafi his body.
Maybe it's going to be just a museum of the dead guys. He
can Yeah, like a tomb, Tomb of yours like Lenin's tomb in, in
Russia, Tomb of the of the dead guys keep them frozen, or
something else in Australia. Speaking of crazy, and this is,
you know, in England, they have the DEA notice, which is sent
out to the media and it's like, Okay, here's something you can't
talk about. And of course, everyone goes, Okay, which is
unbelievable to me that, you know, because I didn't notice
can be put on anything potentially. In Australia, the
leading media organizations rejected a proposal from the
federal government for a protocol to limit reporting of
sensitive Law Enforcement and Security Information good.
However, they have agreed to facilitate communication with
police and security agencies in the interest of public safety in
other words, we won't actually admit to it but we're gonna do
it anyway. So John, you and I have to be extra vigilant.
I would think for our you have to be anyway, our Australian
brothers and sisters who are now going to get all the all the
lies and the push towards a more than it is and of course, the
information withheld. Did you and Horowitz talk at all about
Bank of America and moving their derivatives out of the off of
their balance sheet now? So let me see if I can explain it.
Because this is you know, I'm a disc jockey.
It's called bookkeeping, creative bookkeeping,
right? Unfortunately, it's put on our shoulders. Here's how it
works Bank of America, this from Bloomberg, Bank of America Corp,
hit by a credit downgrade last month has moved to rid of
derivatives from its Merrill Lynch unit to a subsidiary flush
with insured deposits. The Federal Reserve and Federal
Deposit Insurance Corp, FDIC disagree over the transfers,
which are being requested by counterparties. So they put 75,
check this trillion dollars of derivatives into an account
that, from what I understand is insured by the government by the
FDIC. So so they have these deposits. And that's, I presume,
a port that I really don't understand this stuff too well,
but I presume a portion of the deposits are guarantee these,
you know, the the total value of these derivatives, which is just
like made up stuff. And should it go bankrupt? Should these
derivatives start to unwind? And who knows? It could be Europe,
it could be French bank derivatives for all I know,
credit default swaps. If that goes belly up, it's in. It's in
a in an institution that then the government has to guarantee
the Fed of course is all for it. They approve it. This is good.
Good place to put it boys.
I don't know. Okay. Sounds like a scam.
Yeah, well, it's not really being reported on. And this from
the New York Fed, and this is something we just need to touch
on, because we've talked about it so many times official news
now, that student loan debt in the United States has now
surpassed $1 trillion dollars that is more than the total
amount held by all credit cards in America.
Right and it's it's the law was passed that bankruptcy will not
absolve one of the debt. By the way, you can't you won't be
absolved of credit card debt either by bankruptcy. So in
other words, bankruptcy in this country has been gutted for the
purposes of keeping the banks in business.
But that's pretty outrageous $1 trillion of student loan debt a
lot
of this never get repaid. It's just it's almost like a
essentially, it's a kind of a more professional and more
polished payday loan, where people have taken out this money
that they failed to make one payment and the interest rates
gets jacked up and as a guy with a baseball bat coming to your
door to make sure you give your pay a little bit and it's a big
deal they get something's gotta be done about this corrupt
the Christina's friends all have huge debt and it's a real
problem. Because they can't really find a job and so what
they do is they keep no they go to community college, they do
anything they can to or to remain to keep their students
status, and you have to do a certain thing Bauer's I think to
be officially called the Student Union and of course they're
working all kinds of side jobs with which no taxes are paid
over. And it's ruining everything and that but they're
really afraid because it's not just like, oh, you know, I had a
small small small student loan or assistance course I went to
college for three months so I didn't use much of that. But you
know, this is such a big money and they had they're on a
schedule you know, when you get out you get a letter from the
from the government who's not providing these loans and I say,
Okay, in this year, the first year you got to pay back at 500
bucks
not provided I'm not sure but I think the government's enforcing
the loans as opposed to providing them I
thought President Obama
Okay, I could be wrong I could be wrong too. But I'm pretty
well all I know is there's a scam involved
it's not good
say the least.
Let me just see if we have any interesting things leftover
we've got Idaho now getting rid of their illegal immigrants for
on the farms for processing. This is all manual labor guess
what they're using instead? What prisoners Oh,
oh, yeah. Wow, that's it puts it right in our strike zone.
prisoners. We have slash Mexicans get out of here. We got
prisoners who want to be a prisoner. Hey, yeah, it's
not bad actually being a prisoner.
It's in your makes an extra dime
What did they get again? Like five cents an hour? Is that
worth again? This Greg prison
labor they were always complaining the Chinese use all
this prison labor worst. And then we've always point the
finger at the Chinese hate that by the way you haven't the
finger pointed at them from using prison labor because they
know that we have we're the prison labor country. Oh, yeah.
That's great. Um, Libya. This is someone who, you know, we were
talking about why Max being in Libya.
Yeah, right. Last show.
Right. So it's true. In May 2008,
and they got y max here. What's it doing in Libya? Yeah,
well, this this is the dichotomy. You know, it's like
you see on television, a bunch of camel jockeys running around,
you know, shooting their ak 40 sevens on their sandals and
driving this big Mardi Gras float. Like, Oh, they're so
stupid, you know. And Qaddafi kept them dumb and sand bunnies,
but now they had y max since 2008. They've had y max. Ah in
the let me see Tripoli and other major cities in Libya. Now can
we can't get why Max?
We're not. We don't I don't know. We haven't in Portland.
We don't have it in Los Angeles. One of the many reasons I'm
leaving.
All right. Well, they don't have it in Austin. Either that I know
of. No, they
don't. I think you know, I thought I had Time Warner and
Austin I think is wrong. I think I have Cox which is probably
going to suck Cox. I think so. I don't think Time Warner is in
Austin. I have no idea who's in Austin.
Cox sucks.
Yeah, I know. Hey, there's this little is a bumper sticker for
you. Cox sucks. And then here's a final question for you before
we leave. What is the number one country who has sold weapons to
Bahrain, Libya, Egypt, Syria and Yemen since 2005.
But that should be us. No. Then it would have to be Israel. No.
Russia. You're never gonna guess. Belgium France, Belgium.
Oh, uh huh. We should ask the bet the Baron about that.
I think maybe better we not ask. Because you know, the old Jim
that yeah, Belgium. They're the number one arms exporter. Of
course, as they don't make it. It's all being Hillman. Yeah.
being funneled. This is the country that has no government.
Everything's being funneled. You get this piece of information.
The Baron sent it to me he sent it from the from the standard,
the Belgian standard. Ah, it's it's a Dutch little known fact,
Belgium, the country that has no government that does everything
that Brussels wants them to do. It's perfect. It's a bonanza
there. It's nothing but great stuff going on.
Ah, interesting. I don't know what to make of that. I mean,
this the arms are made here and there.
I think that just I think you're right. There's just a middleman
sales
office. But there's probably a lot of sketchy arms deals that
we can't do directly. You know, that have to be done and send it
through the Baron. So he sent it to Belgium and then the Belgians
do whatever they want and we kind of didn't know they were
doing that I
think from now on we just credits Steven Pels markers with
international arms dealer Baron von Pels, mockers.
What do you think? Probably a moniker he doesn't need.
I have one final clip that I've been holding on to this was this
baffled me. But I'd like us to listen to it as our final clip
is I can't do it as an end of show clip because we have to
respond. This is this girl Imogen, which is a hot name.
It's a British name. And Imogen is on I think that like a Dylan
Ratigan show, which is what that MSNBC and she goes into a rant
about drones. And she's really she's, I mean, it's almost like
I wrote the script for her. And as she gets towards the end of
her rant, she starts to stumble. Because I think something is
first of all, the they go from having all kinds of cute
pictures of drones and stuff. That starts to that literally,
the screen goes away in the background, it's just blue. And
then to their back to a tight shot of her, she starts to
stumble like something is happening or someone is speaking
in her ear, and then they cut her off for the MSNBC went off
the air for 12 seconds. So I think she went a little too
close. Have a listen.
We need to have a proper international debate and make a
collective decision about the rules of engagement of armed
drones right now. Are we in danger of our world of like a
James Cameron Terminator movie. armed drones are remote
controlled pilotless aerial vehicles that are able to hit
targets of interest, including killing individuals. So far,
only the UK, and Israel and America are known to have
deployed them. Although the US leads the way by far. The first
strike by an armed drone took place in Pakistan in 2004. Under
then President George W. Bush, under Obama, they've become
America's go to tool of choice in both its conventional and
shadow wars, being used by both the military and the CIA. Now on
first look, you can't blame the Obama administration for being
so enamored with drones. They allow us forces to attack
targets without risking American lives and are relatively cheap.
However, the Obama administration is being
incredibly short sighted. It's not just that drones do
inevitably sometimes kill the wrong targets and converse
radicalized local populations and lead to more terrorism, or
that they have known to have security flaws witnessed by the
computer virus that recently hit the base in Nevada, where the US
military remotely fly their drones. It's also vitally that
were drone attack stand in law is murky at best. Is it
acceptable to assassinate people, including Americans who
pulled the trigger? Under international conventions,
civilians cannot engage in war, but CIA members are civilians.
America seems to have unilaterally decided that it can
send drones over borders to kill its enemies into countries it
has not declared war on. Unsurprisingly, the world is now
involved in a new arms race. More than 14 nations are
developing armed drones, including Russia, China and
Iran. What happens when everyone else starts using drones the way
the US has done in Yemen, Pakistan, Somalia and elsewhere
starts if America protests the US will be looking mighty
hypocritical. A science fiction scenario is becoming real.
Experts believe that unmanned aircraft will eventually take
over most tasks currently undertaken by unmanned systems,
that drones will one day be the size of insects and birds. And
that swarms may be used to overwhelm modern defense
systems. The international norm that is being created by America
is incredibly dangerous to America. Unless America, the
leader of the free world voluntarily submits to sorting
out the international law on the use of armed drones right now.
It is putting the
phone off the air. 12 seconds.
Wow. I think your little speech,
I think she was telling it right. I really liked that. I
thought it was right on the money.
And she on what was the what was this Dylan Ratigan show? I know
Dylan Ratigan I did. That's the guy that is the one guy said
that before when he first started showing up. He is the
one wildcard at MSNBC. He does not subscribe to the left wing
philosophies necessarily. He goes after everybody. He's
fairly neutral. And this doesn't surprise me that there should be
on this show. He's a rat. He's, he's a radical in some way,
shape, or form, but I'm telling you, he's not gonna be on long.
Well, you can see the entire clip including the 12 second
break, and then he comes back and says, hey, thanks. That was
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I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll be back again on Thursday for another thrilling episode of
no agenda.
I think it's Friday, Sunday, we'll be back.
Okay. We'll be back on Sunday for another thrilling episode of
no agenda. Don't tread on me John.
I have two words for you. Predator drones. You will never
see it coming
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