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Yeah. So I've read up on this. End of Days, we only have now do
we get a Saturday night to party or does it just and it's like
Friday night and then on Saturday, the 21st we all get
Friday night to party. How many party nights do you need just to
ask?
I'm just asking. So um, I've done some research. This
apparently comes from from Noah. Hey,
can I stop you for a second? Because I've been watching this
whitehouse.gov/live which is the President's speech
telling me that when we started he
started. No. Okay. Hillary came out. No, she's the warm up act.
Really, nobody even
introduced her. She comes rolling out now she's doing
material. What does she say? Do we have to listen, I can listen
to a talk. Turn it off or turn it off. Turn it off. Okay,
is it off? No. I don't want you distracted. Turn it off. That's
not distracted. I'm not distracted. I'm just watching.
Now. She's doing something with it. She's got her hand under arm
fit. And she's making some sort of farting noise. Now she's
doing a little nurses. There's a president blow up. She's making
dogs out of long balloons. Hello,
Hillary. Great job on the balloons. Hello, everybody.
Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hello, John. Good to
see you. Hello. Hello. Hello, hello. are working on the show.
So here's how it works. May 21, is when the world is supposed to
end. Now what I understand is this comes from Genesis seven
for
when okay, this is what this is the ask Adam issue here. I was
thinking about this before the show. I said wait a minute.
Besides the fact that there's apparently a bunch of people in
the New York subways, you know, handing out brochures, I know
what you need a brochure for the end of the world for whatever
the case, I'm trying I just don't know where this comes
from. I just heard about the 521 thing a couple of months ago.
First
of all, those aren't brochures or flyers because then you know,
the movements gotten a little hipper. So it comes from Genesis
seven, four when God said to No, hold on. Seven days from now.
Hello, everybody. I will send rain on the earth for 40 days
and 40 Nights. They already did that. And I will wipe from the
face of the earth. Every living creature I've made. Right? He
did that. But here's
apparent reason.
Well, he wanted to be in a movie. So one day. So here it
goes. When God referred to seven days, he was actually referring
simultaneously to 7000 years because one day is with the Lord
as 1000 years and 1000 years as one day. It says all scripture,
John, it's all documented. So the flood occurred on 4990 BCE,
exactly 7000 years laters 2011. So there are 722,500 days
between the dates. 722,500 significant number because it is
composed of other significant numbers, five times 10 times 17
times five times 10 times 17. Five signifies redemption 10
signifies completion 17 signifies heaven. And there you
have it. So what is going to happen it's going to rain
balls come up with this stuff.
Business insider.com Alright, guys see
I'm talking about the people who dream to having these religious
guys who dreamed this up in the first place can't just go
calling religious people nuts and I'm not calling religious
people nuts. I'm calling these religious people. Okay.
So but I have to say that if we are indeed going to get you
know, 40 days and 40 nights of rain, the weather is definitely
looking What was the rapture? But that's part of it. We all
get swept away. It's raining in New York. It's raining in Los
Angeles week. All right. Well, anyway, hopefully some people
agree with these theories and centers their life savings to
support the show. Yeah, you might as well. If you're gonna
go you might as well go first class A. But a lot of
interesting things happening. The president of course, as we
speak, trying to distract everyone from listening to our
show, he's doing the same thing to us that he did. Trump, you
know, tried to preempt us Shrike. Hey, let's, let's do it
at night. Wait, those guys haven't started yet. It's still
the fat lady singing Hello, everybody. Wait a minute. Had
that John started. And then the minute we start, and he
seriously Hillary was on stage.
No, she Hillary came out and then he came out about a minute
ago and they get what was funny was she just came off the stage
as she did her act. She came off her stay off the stage and and
he gave her a man kind of a loose man hug with a cup with a
pat on the back. Wow. No air kiss. No. It was like two guys.
Hey, hey, that was really good. She stomped off and that was
on her clumps. One clump clump. So I've been fascinated by the
DSK. Scandal. What's the DSK scandal Dominique Smith, Carl
this guy? Yeah, because what I did is I did the IMF guy. Yeah.
Okay. Well as DSK. So I've been doing my research. And the best,
you know, because of course, we want to know why this took place
because the first thing I think we immediately identified this
as the Al Gore hit. But look at the difference between what
happened with Al Gore and this guy did Al Gore get picked up at
the airport and more get thrown in jail? Did Al Gore have to do
the perp walk now? None of that this guy immediately thrown in
jail custody. The police took DNA samples it's interesting
they took DNA samples from the carpet apparently splurged.
gusting it's
totally disgusting. I've got the all the report. In fact, smoking
gun has the it's kind of funny to read as the Dominique Strauss
Kahn complaint. I don't know how these guys get this stuff. The
opponent states the opponent is informed by an individual known
to the district attorney's office that the defendant one to
shut the door to the above location and prevented informant
from leaving the above location to grab the informants breasts
without consent. Three attempted to great, it's a great reading,
three attempted to pull down in Forman's pantyhose and forcibly
grabbed informants vaginal area. Sounds like TSA checkpoint
doesn't it? For forcibly made contact with his penis and
informants mouth twice. Honey, I'm in the news. And five was
able to accomplish the above acts by using physical force. So
there's all kinds of stuff in all kinds of disinformation,
everyone's kind of focusing on the Parisian or the French
elections, which I think is really the true distraction. But
a couple of things I did come up against. First of all, I went to
the imf.org site and combed through it all. And they have
this interesting woman who comes out I guess, every day or so.
And she does the embargoed information release of the day.
And this is from before the incident on May 12. And listen
to where the different people in the IMF worse. So we have the
Managing Director, this is Dominique Strauss Kahn. And then
the second guy who's now the number one guy temporarily they
say, which is, of course, what's his name? I can't remember this
is the American guy, the JP Morgan guy. So Lipski John
Lipsky, so listen to wherever everybody was, and who's doing
important things and who's not
and director of the external relations department at the IMF.
Welcome to our regular bi weekly press briefing. This is the
elitist bullcrap the briefing is embargoed as usual until
10:30am, Washington time at 1430 GMT. First of all on upcoming
travel and Management Events. The managing director is going
to be in Brussels next week on the 18th he will make a keynote
address at the 12th Brussels Economic Forum. So notice
he was going to hang out with the elites in Brussels. This is
Dominic Smith, Strauss Kahn,
and then on the 19th. He'll be back here in Washington, and
we'll be speaking hanging out at a Bretton Woods committee annual
2011 annual meeting, which is a closed or an event by
invitation, but we may post his remarks. And we certainly will
be posting the 10th his remarks for the 10th annual nioc Cos
lecture at the Peterson Institute, which starts at 5pm.
And
is what is the number two guy doing? Let's see if he's doing
something a little bit more important, perhaps
Institute. And meanwhile, the first deputy managing director,
Mr. Lipski is in Beijing, the sovereign wealth funds forum
sounds like a little more important gig to me. What do you
think, John? More important to be with the Chinese and the
sovereign wealth guys then in Brussels with a bunch of elitist
losers?
So I don't know. Yeah, I
think so. Why? Because that's where the money is. Now what
what what's happening here? I have two, two theories. So you
know, this Fareed Zakaria guy on CNN, who does this GPS show that
we've been kind of wondering about, turns out he's a
Bilderberger. He's always invited to the drinking club, as
you call it, of course, I call it the evil elitist.
It's a drinking club and he's a member, right? He's
a member. So
why is he a member is a big question in my mind. Well,
I think he's meant to propagate the some of the message. So he
brings in his other friends, including Dominique Strauss Kahn
and Christine Lagarde on his show, but listen to how he opens
it up and how he talks about it and then hear what Dominique
Strauss Kahn has to say. When was this? This is a two weeks
ago.
Okay, so this is before he was arrested. This is all
before he's arrested, which is very important. We need
everyone's looking at stuff now. No, you gotta go backwards in
history.
theories abound about who does and does not control the world
economy. Well, today I have assembled a bunch of folks who
you could argue actually do this is not the Bilderberg. This is
not the Trilateral Commission.
Could the guy throw it in my face anymore? This is not
Bilderberg and trilateral. Thanks for ease just
GPS but we have with us, Christine Lagarde, who is the
finance minister of France. Lauren summers, the former
Secretary of the Treasury now serves as the head of the White
House Economic Council. Tharman Shanmugaratnam is the Finance
Minister of Singapore. And Dominique Strauss Kahn has been
called the guardian of the global financial system. He is
the managing director of the International Monetary Fund. So
let's talk about financial reform, Dominique Strauss Kahn,
whoever in your organization came up with the acronym for the
tax you will propose deserves a gold medal because it is, of
course, exquisitely named the fat tax, other countries have
bad taxes, you are proposing a fat tax a tax of financial
activities transaction tax. The idea here is presumably to
achieve some kind of global commonality exactly along the
lines that Larry Summers is suggesting. But France has
immediately said as far as I can tell, well, wait a minute, we
don't have bags that need to be taxed. Singapore isn't going to
go along with it. Tokyo isn't going to go along with it,
Canada isn't going to go along with it. So there you have four
important financial centers that aren't going to go along with
this. Okay,
so now you have to understand, I went back and looked at the
history, both these organizations were formed came
out of Bretton Woods in the mid 40s, the World Bank and the IMF.
Now, what's interesting is that the World Bank actually does
policy, and the International Monetary Fund is the bank. They
do the actual money, which I mean, is this I know this is
meant to confuse us, but the fund is the bank is called the
fund and the end the fund is called the bank. And what and so
and of course, this bank is Yeah, it's a member countries,
blah, blah, blah. But we all know the International Monetary
Fund consists of banks at JP Morgan is a big part of that. Of
course, Lipski is a former JP Morgan guy. And so this
Dominique Strauss Kahn, essentially, we're saying, hey,
all you bankers, we're gonna start taxing all of your
transactions. I don't think that makes him a very popular guy.
John, what do you think?
Well, I think there's more to it than that. As a matter of fact,
I think this is part of a concerted effort, along with a
story actually have on the clips, where they're going after
banks, who are supposedly defrauding the public with the
mortgage deals that they pieced together, and they're trying to
slip in Goldman Sachs, who I think is the either Goldman
Sachs has gone off the reservation, or they've gone too
far or something. I think this is actually an attack on Goldman
Sachs by the International Banksters. Well, why do I say
that? Yeah. Why do you say that? Because the fat tax itself, if
you think about it, what is it? What's it a tax on financial
transactions actions? How does that work with high frequency
trading? Well, yeah, well, high frequency trading is the
artificial trading of millions and millions of shares
instantly, and if those are going to be taxed individually,
what you would have to do if this if this tax is implemented
the way they say it It would kill high frequency trading
period and it would also sync Goldman Sachs. And because that
mean, they're essentially their whole businesses is high
frequency trading.
So I think that's, that can be a part of it. And maybe it's just
one of the many reasons. There's another report that the IMF was
planning on releasing SDR backed bonds, which, of course, would
effectively make the SDR, a form of reserve currency. So of
course, we can't have that we needed we needed to choose a new
head of the IMF anyway. And typically, the Europeans get to
choose this. And so now we actually have a clip from
Moroso. Who is the thing who runs the Starfleet Command,
they're in Europe. Now listen to what he has to say. Because
there's a war between the French and the Germans about who was
going to be chosen to replace the guy.
There's been a clear desire by Chancellor Merkel and others, to
retain a European as Managing Director of the International
Monetary Fund. Is it time to get some clarity, though, since
there is so much global attention on what's transpiring
with Dominique Strauss Kahn?
Look, first of all, I think the executive director has to be
chosen on merit. We want a strong, respected, competent,
Executive Director for the IMF. But I think it is only natural
that European Union countries together they are by far the
biggest stakeholder, the biggest contributor to the IMF, feel the
responsibility to present a good candidate. So yes, I hope there
will be a good candidate for European Union from the European
unit will be able to give IMF credible and strong leadership,
should we break the mold of a European at the IMF and an
American running the World Bank?
Now this is very important, what's coming out? Should we get
out of that practice?
Look, once again, if they are doing good jobs, or why should
we replace I mean, Zoellick is doing a great job in the world
bank. So I, I think he should go on now. We have the problem now
in the leadership with the IMF. So let's find another one. And
the leader for that should be a peon is what you suggest, yes, I
think it should be a European because once again, your
Europeans together are, by far even only the euro area
countries alone, they are the biggest stakeholder in the IMF,
and there are a lot of Europeans that can do the job. So why, why
now shoot someone because it's not European? That makes no
sense. So I think there will be good candidates from Europe.
Let's not make now an issue of flag,
flag, German or French flag.
I think well get to get to the point. These clips are not
telling me anything.
Okay. Well, you gotta listen to what Timmy Geithner says.
He's obviously not in a position to run the IMF. And I think it's
important that the board of the IMF formally put in place for an
interim period, somebody to act as Managing Director and they
haven't John Lipski, the, it's not the constitutional order of
succession, but the legal letter of succession. And he's pretty
capable person, a lot of experience. So I think that's
the appropriate step to take.
So we clearly want someone we can control it can't be an
American, because we don't get to choose the number one spot, I
am going to make a prediction. It's going to be an Egyptian,
and it's going to be the finance minister of Egypt. Forget the
guy's name, I'll get it for you in a second, he is going to
become the next head of the IMF. And that's why the President is
now coming out with the Arab Spring and given $2 billion to
Egypt. And they have total control over the IMF by proxy,
through the Egyptian guy totally wiping out the control of
Europe. This is against Europe, it's against. Timmy Geithner
also tried to stop. He successfully stopped the
haircut, the bankers were going to take on Ireland. This guy
went to jail immediately. 1.5 billion euros goes to Ireland,
which he which he vetoed two days before. And this is a big
power struggle, John, and I think we're gonna see the
Egyptian guy become the new leader of the IMF. Right? Yeah,
write it down. Write it down.
I think that's unlikely. Okay.
You know, there's a lot of countries who feel they should
be in there.
Yeah, well, they can. And I think they can feel this. So
Well, we'll see. I mean, I've just in the book, and we'll see.
I don't know that. But I think I think we both agree. There's
definitely something weird going on. And I also but I want to
play something that has to do with the rest of this guy.
Mainly because it was there's a guy that was on Piers Morgan, he
had a couple people on, believe it or not, I suffered through
that. But a couple of defense attorneys into including Alan
Dershowitz, and they talked about something that I don't
know if we really discussed it, but the The you know, it's
brought up in all the law and order shows and we just kind of
take it for granted. The the so called perp walk. Yeah, it's
kind of I never thought of until I listened to this guy this the
boy black on the perp walk or I'm sorry. Yeah Roy black. That
is actually a disgusting practice that is that is a
serious it's a purposeful humiliation. Yeah. And it's done
it for the purpose. Apparently, the arrangements are made with
the media with the with the tabloid media in particular, to
line up and take pictures of the guy but play this, these two
clips on the perp walk I just actually think is quite
disgusting.
Well, we have two clips. Okay, I see. Yeah, one and two. There we
go.
That's a typical kind of bail package that's put together in
New York. So I wouldn't be surprised if he's released on
bail on Friday. But there's obviously huge conjecture from
the French that he's in some way either been set up, or he's
being victimized by the media that it shouldn't have been
these images of him as he'd been treated any differently to
anybody else would be treated in his position if they weren't
well known. Oh, he's treated equally poor that we treat
everybody in our criminal justice system in New York,
particularly they love this perp walk. The police have you deal
with the tabloids veil parade you in front of them with
handcuffs on they keep you up all night, you don't shave, you
look horrible. So they have wonderful photographs for the
front page of the tabloids every morning. Unfortunately, we do
that with almost everybody. So of course, the fringe are very
outraged to see, you know, this violation of privacy because
they put a lot of stock in that it doesn't
change. I tell you, he cannot shave under his armpits.
You know, it's an incredibly a biased and unfair thing to do.
We're innocent or guilty, if you think about and the French are
probably right about this. And I never thought much about it,
because they always discuss. It's always like used as a punch
line in TV shows. Let's get we gotta get the restroom. Do the
perp walk, but I never thought it was like rigged for
specifically for the media. And, you know, make sure that you
look like crap. You know, which has got a bias any jury at this
point? I mean, the whole justice system seems to be poisoning the
jury pool in any way they can. And
how is it that we can get Osama bin Laden's DNA on the spot
within six hours, but we can't get this guy's splooge DNA match
to in four days?
Well, they probably don't have the new technology. There's a
technology that allows you to do a four hour DNA test. Hey, play
the play The Dershowitz thing he follows up on this purple thing.
I'm sorry, it just is one aspect of it. I never thought about it
clearly. And now I'm kind of gold by the whole thing is
this perp walk to? Or is this dirty? Block to hold here for a
moment you say, I am troubled by a system of justice modestly
termed acute I'm sorry, is that that's the wrong one. Isn't it?
Sounds like the wrong one.
It's the wrong one. I'm sorry. Here we go here.
I mean, it does seem pretty extraordinary for the journalist
in me says great, you know, very happy that they do this, and we
get these great images, and we can all feast on them in the
media. But in terms of this guy, his reputation, he has an
incredibly powerful job. If you take the presumption of innocent
till proven guilty, it's pretty unfair, isn't it? It's very
unfair, it's very deliberate. It's intended to present him as
guilty and as looking predatory in the worst possible light.
If he's granted bail, as he should be granted bail tomorrow,
he will then be able to appear not in public, but appear in
photographs looking like he used to look and perhaps presenting
himself in a more credible way.
So it's clear this is a hit. The guy was totally hit. There's all
kinds of question marks. And again, you know, Al Gore didn't
go through this. He did essentially exactly the same.
Yeah, no, Al Gore was a targeted. Yeah, it was targeted.
But this is a big deal I talked about he disappeared. Thank God.
But then, you know, the guy Of course, he resigned. He resigned
last night. He resigned yesterday. Yeah.
So well, let's say I think there's a good chance it's going
to be the Egyptian guy. It's not if it's Christine Lagarde, who
is who the you know, some of the media are trying to tout as the
front runner. I'd be highly surprised. You know, I think we
are in a total of the United States of Gitmo nation. We're
taking over the world. You know, we're gonna own Egypt, we're
gonna own Tunisia, economic hitman Style A is $2 billion for
your people under 30. What about are people under 30? Here at
home, that we could use $2 billion?
I would say it's disgusting,
tall thing and you have the president the president speech
today was leaked to everybody yesterday. Everyone knows what's
coming up. It's Arab Spring, Arab Spring.
Did you see this story which I thought was hilarious that that
now they've taken they've gone through Osama's material Eleni
finds that he thinks Eric's Arab Spring is a good thing and maybe
al Qaeda is not so hot
now that just bring it out right on time. Is perfect a Arab
Spring good thing. That's right. Osama Obama. We're all on the
same page. Anyway, I did have a just a good laugh at that. You
know that French douchebag
by now all he Lavie French douchebag Yeah. So
he he's the expert now to call and I love it when you have
what's his name? I'm losing all the names today. The Hooker guy,
the the attorney general who got the hookers on CNN. Spitzer.
Eliot Spitzer, of course, like, hey, get Spitzer on this is
totally for him. It's high powered and chicks and
prostitutes, because of course, now, you know, of course,
he's an expert.
He's an expert. Hey, man, Elliot, you know, by the way, he
got hit in a very similar manner only is one thing with
prostitutes. Another one when it's written there, he put his
penis on my mouth. So they call up the douchebag. Hold here for
a moment you say I am troubled by your system of justice,
modestly termed accusatory, meaning that anyone can come
along and accuse another fellow of any crime. That is, in fact,
the foundation of our judicial system. People level accusations
they then have to swear to them. He's talking about himself, you
know that. And in fact, that is what the complainant to the
victim. So alleged victim in this case has done. Do you have
any reason to doubt the veracity of her complaint?
But of course,
what I say is that in this system, which is the American
system, there is good side and bad side. The bad side is that
for someone like Dominic's forscan If it appears that the
claim is false, if it appears
the funny thing is everyone wouldn't have like two French
listeners. And they'll say no one talks like that this guy is
he's putting on an act. He's like this is exactly what the
American public wants to hear a French guy sounds Oh, yeah,
definitely.
It's hilarious. It appears
that he did not commit the crime of which he is accused accused.
The current moment the moment of today will be something
terrible, which will follow him till the end of his life. Oh,
there is something so violent so cruel so brutal. These images
which have been shut off Amen
So he's he's totally on board with the whole perp walk thing.
He's he thinks it's vile, and cruel
and released worldwide. I know that it is a case of any man.
And there's there is a sort of democratic obligation to treat
each man as if equally, but the problem is that this is
hypergamy. hypocrisy. Everybody knows that Dominic's was Ken is
not exactly anyone. Anybody everybody knows. He knows he is
a powerful man that an average man suspected of having having
committed a crime goes out of the police station, there will
be no photographs or there will be nobody. If it is Dominic's
forscan, director of the IMF you will have the press of all over
the world.
He's he's on board with a job. He's saying the same thing he's
in this perp walk is crazy.
The up our equality of treatment between the other guys and
Dominic sourcecon turns out to be a real earn equality in terms
to be really unfair.
If all you're saying is that an accusation once leveled, even if
this proven the reputational harm is never undone. There's
let me just go to the Oh yeah, that's
Spitzer that of course, because he got his own she got screwed
the same exact way and the thing is, you know that when before
apparently if you listen to Dershowitz and black, the you
know, the somebody at this depressing Taos causal calls the
media guys, I'm saying we got a perp walk for beauty. It's a US
GAAP and the IMF, rich Fuck yeah, some pictures of Radar
Online.
Come on boys. So of course you want to know if
and by the way, I want to mention something else. You
remember those in the olden days before the perp walk became
institutionalized, where these guys would come out of these out
of these hearings or wherever they were in, and they'd be
holding, like a blanket over their hand. Yeah, blocking the
view of their face. Yeah. You don't see that anymore because
they cough up. Yeah.
Well, I think it went from that to the jacket over the handcuff.
So you wouldn't have the embarrassment of seeing the
handcuffs now. It's just like shut UPS live, walk, walk. So of
course, we want to know if Ari levy if he thinks it is he is
guilty. It would not be crowded. Wait a minute, I
thought this was LeBeau you are playing from the Hogan's Heroes.
I got to work on everything. Its position of negotiating the
international loan agreements that need to be consummated. The
one
thing I'm sure of, is that if Dominic forscan had to go out of
payments, it would not be good for the world economy. And it
will it would not be good for the balance of powers and the
checks and balances all over the world.
Final question, Bernard. is great. Do you believe? Do you
put any credence in the theories that this was perhaps a setup
orchestrated by the party of President Sarkozy? So that is
the that's the cover up? Right is this is the this is setup for
the French elections. No one's I haven't seen any mainstream
media talk about the actual power that the IMF wields. And
all these loans, they hand out everybody and how powerful this
guy was in that regard. So of course, this is crazy.
Of course, not this is really theory conspiracy theory.
It is conspiracy theory. Let me tell you what conspiracy theory
is. When people
destabilize the web they are where they are shocked by any
event, which they do not understand. They try to find a
broad because it is comfortable to have a plot.
Yes. Thank you for explaining. Yeah, just a coincidence. And I
feel very comfortable. I was so shocked that a douchebag would
put his penis against a girl's mouth. I was shocked. I need a
plot. I need a conspiracy. Shut up. Douchebag. Anyway, so we'll
see what happens. But it's, it's good times for sure.
Good Times on that for this guy? Well, no.
Actually, I have to say I look at his face and I feel kind of
bad for him. I look at him. Like, he's like, I got screwed.
We're gonna read some
you guys. The problem is he had this reputation that preceded
him, which doesn't help but not of rape. Well, no, that's not
true. I mean, if that one reporter was supposedly
attacked, and there was another woman in 2002 that was supposed
to be attacked, it is quite possible that he is a serial
rapist. I mean, at least that's the meme they put in there that
I picked up on.
Okay, you got it. serial rapist? Sure. Let's
go with that. Okay.
I say look for the Egyptian guy to become the new leader of the
IMF. I am
by now I don't even know why that's so off the wall. It's
it's not going to happen when I'm
shocked. I need a conspiracy theory and I plot I say Egyptian
going to IMF. Now, well, then let me hit you with something
really off the wall. Do you remember that that crazy story
that Hillary Clinton was talking about that Qaddafi's forces were
taking Viagra staying with a rape meme? And of course they
needed that to to be able to rape all the women of Libya and
when that crazy story.
I love that story. Well, guess
what it is now true that it is now the basis for the arrest
warrant of Gaddafi from the International Criminal Court.
Yes. Why for distributing pharmaceuticals without a
license as a pharmacist,
listen to the story.
My brother Nick Robertson. Nica you had a chance to speak with
the cheetahs
is Wolf Blitzer and Wolf Blitzer won't can hardly contain his
life he
thinks it's funny even Prosecutor of the international
credit isn't the International Criminal Court the guys that
prosecute and like the huge worker International
Criminal Court is this is this is the problem with this
operation. This is the next thing you know they're going to
be given the International Criminal Court we'll be bringing
you in for jaywalking.
Oh, yeah, no, we got no No, it'll be for being belligerent.
But that's a different story later on. Now, this is for using
your penis as a weapon of mass destruction. Let's go to a
court.
The the issue of being Qaddafi the Libyans what they're doing.
What did they What did he tell you? Yeah, by the way, we're
gonna hear the actual guy saying it. Well, one
of the things he wants to investigate now he says his
priority is to investigate allegations of rape, rape that
may be systematic and rape was being assisted, he said by the
distribution of Viagra, Viagra like products, socially
performance enhancing products that are getting in the hands of
Gaddafi, his forces and are being used as part of gang rape
and these are allegations that are surfacing that he says he
wants to investigate as a priority.
So do they have evidence that that Libyan military on a
systematic base hit Wilf can't believe it himself. He's like,
Do you have evidence of this?
We're handing out Viagra to troops to go out and rape women
as an act of war.
John, is this great? Come on, man. Your penis is a weapon of
mass destruction using Viagra is an act of war.
Well, this is his concern. And the information that he's
getting is coming from from a number of sources. But one of
those sources is the rebels who say when they went into military
bases, they get Gaddafi his weapons, they found supplies of
what they call Viagra and condoms. And they're putting
this together with the with what they say, is a systematic sort
of disappearance of women when they're being stopped at Gaddafi
checkpoints taken into military barracks, gang raped in there,
and they believe these drugs are being used. This is what he told
me when I asked him about it.
So if you thought it was crazy to hear this kind of crap, yeah,
but now the actual guy the actual head of the International
Criminal Court is going to say this say this. rapes. The issue
is who organized them? Do you believe it's institutional?
They were committed in some police barracks where the
policemen prosecuted what's happened they they're coming
from the some information with Viagra. So a machete is a new
Magnus this
is their penises are being used as machetes is what he's saying.
Because of the Viagra we've gotten nuts. I can't believe
this is actually a real court was not of course
well this is one of the reasons we don't subscribe to this court
as a country because you know that I mean once in a while we
think it's great that they go after some guy that we don't
like but this is the kind of you know, when you're it's this is
typical any new agency anything that crops up they they find
things to do beyond their pale so they can expand. I mean, this
is unbelievable. I mean, they don't have any evidence of any
of this. Some guy reported that he saw you know, for all he
knows you can't tell it there's been Viagra and a and an Aleve.
I mean it's a blue pill, right by the way.
He said Viagra or Viagra like products because of course you
know they want to leave it open for farmers
probably taking a lot of a leave and ibuprofen I mean, let's face
it, you're gonna be bumped around a lot. And then what's
the point of the condoms of your rapists? That doesn't make any
sense?
I mean, the whole idea of taking Viagra to rape someone's like if
you're not much of a rapist really good job I'm sorry kid I
don't feel like raping the woman
get on and I don't want to make light of rape but this this
actually does is disgusting for actual rape victims to have this
this news propagated by these douchebags including the head of
the International Criminal Court. Give me a break.
That guy's a fool
well, they are sure all know how Viagra works don't pay.
I guess it probably you know,
have you ever taken Viagra? Nope, me neither. I
don't need it now, man.
I mean, I'm afraid of it.
Well, I I know people have taken it and they swear by it because
you can have you know, you can you can apparently have sex two
or three times in a row. Like right bang, bang bang kind of
thing. And high blood pressure and you listen to all the you
know, the blindness people have heart attacks or blow out their
eyeballs. I mean it's like all these drug commercials that we
play. You know, this just sounds like another one of these drugs
you don't want to take
I mean, and by the way after I have sex I just want to go to
sleep
as well. You should.
I was great honey. Actually. Nevermind. Nevermind. All right.
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Well, you better just send an email to Eric de Shil.
Hello, everybody. Hello, Memphis. I've been working on
it.
Hey, good to see you got the one thing? Well, he's changed.
But listen, I can do it along with him like Hello, everybody.
Hello, everybody. Listen, listen, listen. Hello. I can do
it.
Hello, everybody. How you doing? How are you? Good to see you
guys. Hello, hello. Hello, everybody. So Hello. How's
everybody doing? I can do it when I hear him. But past that
it gets hard.
Well, yeah, that's why nobody there's not there hasn't been a
comment. I mean, comics are dying trying to get this guy
down even though he's very distinctive and is it drives a
lot of mimics crazy this
fight if I really get it. I could be on Saturday Night Live
perhaps in blackface. Hello, everybody. Yeah,
no worries. So there's a couple of things going on and national
politics that I wanted to talk about? Sure. Mainly, the
Republicans are like, I don't know what they're up to. But for
one thing, there's a lot of stories about Newt Gingrich and
who cares about Newt Gingrich? Newt Gingrich, if you look back
on before he announced for presidency, I think somebody out
there who listens to our show likes to follow this stuff. Just
start looking at his finances. Because it was a big stink about
how new turned on the party and he's never gonna get the
nomination. Yet. He's he is going to collect public funding.
I think there is a scam afoot to you know, run for office not
seriously. And I think Trump is was playing toying with this
idea until his his ego got in the right way. And it turned out
that when he had to do these disclosures, they weren't going
to be making them look very good. Can
I just stop you there for a second about Trump? Because of
course, I predicted that he would run and then you predicted
he would not? I would have rescinded my prediction. We
didn't get to it. But after the Obama, I did it. After the Osama
bin Laden killing. Yeah, I know. I met the first time actually.
So after the Osama bin Laden killing i, if we if had come up,
I don't think it came up. I would have said there's no way
because that changed everything. The whole media landscape,
everything changed. And the finances or not, I think I still
think he was actually serious about it.
Yeah, well, you could this is interesting. In hindsight, you'd
say that, but I'd never thought he was.
I was wrong, but it doesn't matter that I can still have
hindsight whether I was wrong or not. I'm trying to cover
anything up.
Okay, I'm just saying it was on April 21. By the way, when you
made that commentary here,
John wrote down one thing everybody hell I write down
every prediction I got this one here, may 19, predicts Egypt guy
will take IMF spot. I write this I get the Red Book of
predictions. I've been doing this for some time over a year.
And so I just flipped through and I highlight them with a
highlighter so if I'm looking for one I just flipped through
Josie highlighting what color is your highlighter? Well, the one
for the IMF is orange, but normally use yellow. I can't
find my yellow one. No, no. So where was I? Oh, yeah. Anyway,
so I think that was thought Gingrich's didn't he doesn't
want to run seriously. But the other one is they're going after
Rick Santorum. Everybody's going after Rick Santorum and
this guy. No one cares about him either.
No, but every but I don't I never thought he was a
candidate. But they're they're left for some reason is scared
of him or I don't know what the problem is. But they keep
bringing him up. They're the ones who bring them up. But they
keep bringing them up for one sole purpose, which is to get
you to google him,
though. That's why so he gets Google juice.
He gets a good one they haven't. It's rigged because in Google if
you'd if you type in Rick Santorum, you get this
definition for something called Santoro.
That's what that was something some radio guy did that, isn't
it? Yeah, it was number
one on the gun that Google hit list. And it keeps showing up as
number one so they so these
days, okay, Santorum. Do I read this?
While you're Yeah, go ahead.
The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the
byproduct of anal sex to Senator Rick Santorum. That really
sucks.
So this so spreading santorum.com
saw splooge
This is why I got two clips. where they where they go I think
is a very douche baggy thing to do. But I want to play in both
and I'm going to explain them both. They're short, but play
the tama heart may 1 of all what they've done is I find this
interesting is the left. And actually the Republicans too and
I the only reason I plan is because I don't care about
Santorum and I don't think he has a prayer and he doesn't even
look presidential. I don't even know why he's running. I think
just maybe to scam some of that public money and then pass it
out to your friends. I believe me, I think there's a total scam
going on with some of these candidates. But the they've
decided to, to kind of derail this guy by making him get into
a fake kind of feud with McCain. Supposedly, Santorum says McCain
doesn't know about torture I bull crap because he never even
uses the word torture. And Tom Hartman actually follows this up
from its Thumb, Thumb,
simply don't work. Santorum responded that McCain does not
understand how enhanced irrigation works
non stop, stop. Now you play that he doesn't understand how
enhanced interrogation versus what he says some casual
comment, the everybody on the left and I'm gonna play Hartman
and then then that idiot Rachel, they rewrite the quote and
change enhanced interrogation to to torture, and to Hartman is
whatever it was, I'm sorry, Santorum is one of these guys
that doesn't believe that waterboarding is torture. And
that's all this was about. But watch the way just twist the
quote. And then Greek quotes him with something he didn't say and
then slipped the Google thing in.
The guy who has actually been tortured, doesn't know how
torture works. But Santorum, who has been a career politician
knows everything about torture. Santorum is also the guy who
still insists we found WMDs in Iraq. I think we found a new
campaign platform for Santorum. Vote Santorum, he's a frothy mix
of lies and nonsense. Oh, no, he didn't say frothy
did he? Yep. And then he said, Don't Google him. Oh, my God,
that was a douche bag.
A horrible douche thumb.
Farm. So so to make it worse, Rachel, Matt out, takes the
exact same tact and now just play this short little clip. She
exactly expects she uses that she interchanges torture with
enhanced interrogation too. And she just makes makes up a quote
and then goes on and on. But this goes on for a long time.
Now I only have a very short clip because I wanted to explain
what's really going on here play the Rachel Maddow thing,
fully expecting to be directed to what must have been his
apology for saying that John McCain doesn't understand
torture the way he does the way Rick Santorum Deus. We call this
campaign fully expecting it to be faxed right over. We have not
heard back from Mr. Santorum, his campaign, but as far as we
can tell, there has as yet been no apology again, for Rick
Santorum saying that John McCain doesn't understand torture. Rick
Santorum has not apologized for that.
The beginning of this clip, she says you have to google him to
look for the apology. And the apology never showed up. And on
the screen behind her. There is the Google screen with Rick
Santorum typed into the Google box. And then she goes and she
brings another guy on some investigative reporter and then
they're showing a clip of Rick Santorum and the left box. He's
in the right box. And under Santorum is a Google search box.
With Rick Santorum typed in
with somebody please register frothy. mix.com It just sounds
nice, doesn't it?
I mean, it's like these people are disgusting.
They have I can't believe you watch this crap. It's
unbelievable to me that they have no guile whatsoever, so
they have no dairy. It's unethical. It's disgusting. It's
just making fun. Oh, it's like a bunch of little kids making fun
of this quote that keeps showing up the sanctorum thing is funny,
frothy. It is funny, but it's like how is this qualify as
great news coverage or anything to do is like juvenile funny.
Yeah. You know, and these people would pride themselves, you
know, as being some sort of analysts or whatever I believe
it just got I just thought it was beneath him. I don't like
Santorum at all. And I just thought this was ludicrous. So
you said something interesting that that there's like a scam.
I'm just thinking so if we register as candidates, can we
then get public money? Is that the way it works?
I don't know what you have to have it some it's you don't just
get public money by signing up. Oh, well, you have to have a
certain number of people you know that you have to have some
you have to feel like we got a certain number of people how
many we need fill up you need a team of people. We got a team of
people look at people that like to fill out government
paperwork. Okay, well, oops. We were going strange for a moment
have to do to get the money but I'm totally convinced that
people are running for These offices and, and claiming to be
and I don't know when the money kicks in, but I think you have
to get yourself past a certain point. And then all of a sudden
you get public financing by the millions, right? You know,
hundreds of dollars, hundreds of millions. I think it's like
something like $100 million for president or more. And Majan how
awesome that would be. And then you get you're obviously not
supposed to spend it. But you know what these guys do? They
got the private jets, they got their buddies advertising. They
know how much like I'm running an AR M How much do you want for
that ad that you I want you to run for me and you you say well,
I need a million dollars. It's perfect. It's just it's a scam.
No, this is perfect.
I want to be if it's a legal scam, we should try it out.
Someone's got to be able to figure this out for us,
was theirs. This is a legal scam, there was no way that
these guys aren't bilking the tax. But this is why by the way,
another reason why public funding and and election reform
and all the rest of it won't fly because this is as corrupt as
soft money ever was. I mean, it's ridiculous. And nobody ever
brings this up. Why did you pay so much money to that
advertising agency for that ad that you ran?
It was worth it? Oh my ha it was worth it. was worth it
value for value. Now how many kickbacks are going on Corinne
Divorce Act 2012. Dude, can you imagine and then we'd actually
kickback money to every single one of our donors. We could
count back some money right
up front that we're going to just take the money and scam it
out this but that's I'm telling you I'm convinced that Gingrich,
Santorum all these characters who have no chance in hell of
ever becoming nominated, let alone elected. Maybe you have to
get the nomination from the party to get the money. I don't
know where the money kicks in. Again,
now just want it now. Now. I just want to say wait, wait,
wait. The other thing is there's
more you get the government money. You're getting all these
donations from people. And yeah,
and we have that we've got the donations we have the
donation. These are tax free donations that have to be good
that go into the fun for, you know,
first of all, if you had to do no work, and we just got 100
million and we could spend it on our friends. Why would you even
complain? You'd like being so negative? No, because
I don't it's not as simple as you make it sound like a sign up
and here's a check kid.
But we get a lot of be smart here. I'm gonna show you how
smart our people are. You got a web browser there. Type in
frothy mix.com Already they already came up. It's already
open rockin baby. Hey, hold on a second. I got it. In the
morning, everybody listening live on the stream, you guys
kick ass. We could we could beat anyone's asked John. Easily. You
know, Mickey said something interesting. We were watching
the neurosurgeon talk about Congresswoman Giffords. And, you
know, like, they had to take a piece of her skull off. And, you
know, let her brain expand a little bit. And then they put a
chip in to measure or something. And, and Mickey wasn't even
thinking about the chip part. But she said next President of
the United States. And I said when I was probably too late,
she can't run. But wow, what a setup huh? Yeah, literally, she
could certainly run in four years. She's cute. She got kind
of that Hillary hair look so she can be a part of them. She
could possibly she probably got some terrible brain damage from
getting shot in the face,
in which you've got a chip now, which is like all set up and
ready to go the chips in their chips, and we're good to go. Now
fantastic.
So if you want to change topics, I do have one bad acting clip
for the week.
Really? I had one to do I just play this or does
it need setup? Just play it no setup. You don't know me castle?
You think you do but you don't?
Is that bad acting?
So this is we are paying homage to the soap operas that are
going away as now actually
from Castle, the primetime show. I
have a clip for you, John, this is some excellent acting comedy.
And well, you know, I am in your NTV out of your Adam Curtis?
Well, last time I looked at least you guys always dressed
like this when you go to work? No, we have a wedding to go to.
I'm sorry, I should have called but I'm just around the corner.
Hey, forget it by any time. So I'm hosting the Bay Area Music
Awards. And I remember doing this. And I remember thinking
like hosting the Bay Area Music Award. They won't even let me
host the MTV Music Award. They wouldn't they wouldn't give me a
ticket to sit in the audience. Vijay is weren't allowed to go
to the Video Music Awards. And here I am.
That's funny because I was I used to write for dentists who
put on the Bay Area Music Awards and I always went to him and I
when I heard saw that clip I said, that's funny. I don't
remember Adam ever hosting these awards. Well, it gets
even better. I just dropped by for a second. Alright, cool. I
mean, I would not. I mean, we've been around for a little while.
But, you know, we're not exactly a household word had anyone yet?
Well, first of all, read the papers and I read my mail.
That's right. Another funny thing. I read my mail, right. I
wrote Adam A little while ago, and obviously, we're always
looking fresh towel, which is another like we're always
looking for fresh talent. The MTV was not looking for fresh
talent. They were looking for whoever the record companies
made a deal with us to play looking for fresh talent for
any So why were you on this show? lying? No, it would hurt
believe me. So what is the what was the genesis of you showing
up on that soap opera as a cameo as yourself
as part of the MTV publicity machine? Oh, yeah. And I hate
it. I remember you had to sit there at silver cup studios, it
took a whole day.
Wait a whole day. Hold
that. Just wait. It was a one take. But it was a whole day
waiting just to do the scene.
Well, I thought you did a great job. I think you were better
actor than those two guys.
Yeah, but I was acting myself.
Is when most acting is? Yeah.
Don't tell Mickey. Don't tell her. I have. I have a little
segment that is new on the horizon. It's called annoy John.
And I have a couple clips to annoy you with. Okay, now, this
is your this is your friend, vet Qudra
outfly.
And he's being interviewed for the economist, like some session
they had. This is the chief information officer of the
United States, I just want you to hear about some of his great
accomplishments.
I think, for example, when I was in the District of Columbia as a
CTO there at the city level, what we did is we decided to say
well, why is it that every resident in the district doesn't
have access to where snow plow is on a real time basis. So we
literally installed sensors on snow plows, so you could see
where they were, but also, you could see whether the plow was
up or down. And we asked people to publicly, you know, vote or
give us input on the most efficient routes, in terms of
whether they their neighborhood was plowed or not. So we were
getting really good feedback in terms of where the demand was
and what some of the issues were. So I think there's if did
you actually receive? But did you respond to that information?
Absolutely. So what ended up happening is the Department of
Transportation in DC, they actually ended up redeploying
some of the assets based on, you know, the input we're getting
from the public and the Obama, is that
guy douchebag? Or what? He puts sensors on snow plows and
actually could see if the snow plow was up or down. Who went to
how much that cost? And what good did it do? So here's a it's
a couple of buzzwords here that I think we need to incorporate
into our into our show in this next clip.
Yes, that answer that question with a question, which is,
let me answer that question was a question. First of all, it's a
good one, right? You know, how
come we all feel so comfortable when it comes to voice, right?
So if we look at our voice networks, and one of the things
that I usually push back on, is somehow treating cloud again, as
this magical special thing. If you look at a government, we
already have over 4000 systems that are not government owned
and operated. They're being operated by third parties,
Lockheed, Raytheon, Boeing, Deloitte, and so forth. I think
what we need to be able to do is make sure within our current
construct, that as we move to the cloud, we'll create an
environment where we're becoming more secure. We're trusting and
verifying right in terms of what are the security measures? I
think there's this false sense of security right now, where
people feel like they signed some type of document into
certification, and we are secure in this new world, you're going
to need to have real time dashboards, telling you what the
attacks look like. Well, you
missed it. A real time dashboard. Yeah, tell me what
the attack vector looks like. What's that?
Look like they signed some type of document for certification.
And we are secure in this new world. You're going to need to
have real time dashboards, telling you what the attack
vectors look like and what we're doing in terms of security
controls. Yeah,
we need attack vector dashboards. Hey,
is he talking about this guy stay in this position?
Are you annoyed yet?
I've been in I had no idea guys do this hold adenoidal style of
talking through his nose is annoying enough.
Well, he has the final solution and he's full
of crap.
So here it is. This is The answer to everything he he's
going to tell us where we're going. Can you guess what it is?
Come on
binari? Well,
you know, when I was in DC, I worked very closely with
Michelle Rhee, on looking at some of the tough challenges we
have in our public school system, especially at the
intersection of technology. So what
do we have to do in our public school system? What do you think
we should be doing with our kids? And more computers? No,
John Muir, not hip enough,
and driving innovations. And one of the big challenges you see,
again, using that tire and road analogy, I would argue that our
books and classrooms have pretty much been static. And one of the
more interesting things you see is we're teaching outdated
content. We're talking about the television, in our physics
classes as sort of the model of innovation. And you know, this
what physics classes teaching television as the model of
innovation,
it's outdated content, John, it's static. It's bold, crap,
wait, but
wait. And also what Secretary Duncan is doing with a Race to
the Top, where I'm very, very involved in is thinking about
how do we disrupt the sort of the textbook space, the
disrupt the textbooks?
And then on top of that, how do we actually look at the data.gov
platform to create an app economy? Imagine K through 12
students working with raw data sets or on health care and
developing apps. There's a class actually at Stanford University,
where the all they focus on is iPhone apps to make sure that
they're focused on the next generation economy rather than
just the past deaths, right?
We need to work on the app economy with our kids,
the app economy. The app economy or the clown.
He cracks me up, I watched the whole thing just to pull a
couple of clips just to annoy you. But I like the dashboard is
for attack vectors,
I think dashboard.
A dashboard attack vectors. This is the guy who is moving us all
to the cloud, everybody. This is the guy who I'm sure I will
accuse him as taking kickbacks. He certainly took an award.
You know, I think that award if you think about it, I mean there
I thought they were kind of sensitive about that. That is
essentially a bribe.
Totally a bribe and you want you'll be buying stuff from HP.
Who gave it to him? That guy's a total douche. So
well, it's a part of the Obama administration, which has gone
completely crazy about a couple of things. I do have one thing I
want to just since you're talking about this group, and
the fact that I do have a little clip about him banning Boston
Herald reporter from his visit to Boston Yeah,
this was kind of weird this Ministry of Truth move they made
it they wouldn't let they only chose what was it. Reporters
they felt would be fair,
you have no idea I would kiss their ass
the day said be fair to be invited to is DNC Hello
everybody donor event.
Well here play the Obama thin skinned about Boston Herald This
is Lou Dobbs, summarizing
for White House Press Office refusing to give the Boston
Herald access to the President's Boston fundraiser because the
paper ran a Mitt Romney op ed on its front page the gall of those
people. The administration objected to their placement of
the opinion piece on the front page and blasted the Herald
saying pool reporters are chosen based on whether or not they
cover the news barely. This isn't the first time the Obama
administration has punished the media. Earlier this year, a San
Francisco Chronicle reporter banned from the press pool for
filming this protest with their cell phone. The White House
argued that she was part of the print pool, and therefore that
means she could only have a pen and pad no iPad, no iPhone, no
phone and at another event earlier this year. Members of
the vice president staff looked locked in Orlando Sentinel
reporter in the closet. A lot of people thought that wasn't very
nice.
How come they didn't good call them on false imprisonment for
that locking in the closet thing?
Because the guy didn't press charges. He just got he wrote he
wrote a body just complained about it. I thought the I do I
don't think we even discussed it on the show. I had it in the
show notes about the reporter who filmed with their cell
phones. Oh, no, you were kicking you out because your print only
you can't use an app economy.
Yeah. How's that jive with the app economy doesn't work?
Well, speaking of the whole app economy, the Obama
administration, the one that we all voted in as released their
international strategy cyberspace fact sheet for the
cyber strategy strategy, and I've added this will be in the
show notes at 305 dot na shown notes.com I've marked it up,
John, I've, I've used the digital highlighter, because I'm
part of the app economy. And I would just like to read the
three relevant bits that I'd like your input on. When
warranted, the United States will respond to hostile acts in
cyberspace as we would to any other threat to our country. We
reserve the right to use all necessary means diplomatic,
informational, military, and economic as appropriate and
consistent with applicable international law in order to
defend our nation, our allies, our partners and our interests.
In doing so we will exhaust all options before military force
whenever we can, we will carefully weigh the cost and
risk of action against the cost of inaction and will act in a
way that reflects our values and strengths, our legitimacy
seeking broad international support whenever. So I think
that means if you hack us, we will bomb you. Isn't that kind
of what it means?
That's a message to China? Oh, is
that what it is? Yeah.
Here's the thing that we wish to very suspicious of what China is
up to in there and the internet's So
here's something that is probably not in your prediction
book, but which we caught months ago when Hillary Clinton said
it. Under the heading law enforcement extending
collaboration and the rule of law point to harmonize the
United States will Harbin harmonized as my favorite word
harmonize cybercrime laws internationally by expanding a
session to the Budapest convention? Now, you'll recall
the Budapest Convention, which we if you were listening to the
show, which we discussed in its entirety, essentially says you
can't like say anything nasty about anybody, if you make
somebody cry, then you're in violation of the law.
Yes, it's the ultimate in politically correct.
Under Internet governance, the United States will preserve
global network security and stability, including the domain
name system. So what does this mean, now they're taking over
the DNS system? And I know they're already like hijacking
it. But this is the United States not actually saying we're
taking over the domain name system.
Well, there's we've we've actually always had it. We've
already taken
it, but it's not. It's not a government thing. It's the ICANN
it's, it's Yeah, well, that's
just gonna let I can run it. I don't know what's going on. All
I know, is that there's a there's a big fear, especially
in ICANN that the UN will get hold of it, but it will be even
worse. And they believe that the UN, especially the technical
people who are involved in trying to grab the DNS system
are so incompetent, that the whole network will fall apart in
no time because they don't know what they're doing a and they're
already trying to segment the net. There it is all these
technical issues. Every time I've talked to that I can folks
in their offices down south, I don't know maybe a couple of
times because they keep dragging me in just because they get to
take all that a lot of writers they bring them in to to
brainwash them. So try to get the word out that the UN is bad
actors, and they're going to screw things up. And, and, you
know, we should leave things the way they are because we're doing
a good job. And I actually buy into their argument. But I've
never written about attendee extreme, but I'm fairly familiar
with what they're trying to accomplish.
So another little thing, while we're all being distracted by
Arnold Schwarzenegger, his love child, and by DSK and the
President's Arab Spring Speech, is this language that we
discussed on the last show inserted into this war. What was
it war war powers, which was slipped into its I'm sorry,
national defense authorization bill.
Section 1034. Right.
So here's the the little ditty that I didn't know about. The
provision would purport to give the president unchecked power to
attack unspecified countries, organizations and people, no
matter in the world where they might be located. The military
could even be used to go after Americans in America the targets
would not have to be represented not even represent a national
security risk. The language calls them so called
belligerence. If you are belligerent that means you well
and I looked it up right so belligerent adjective hostile
and aggressive bull neck belligerent. I'm like yeah, that
is me. And now the stories are starting to show up with with
belligerent in them. This woman who was in the in the quiet
police car on the train, and she was talking on her on her cell
phone. What do they call her now? belligerent. So this is it.
You now we're a lone wolf belligerent.
I told you long ago that this show is not as
well that's why we've got to run for office. We got to get us
some go. You can be belligerent that way, but it's crazy. And
it's it. Did you see 60 minutes? About? Who? What are they
calling it? Now we went from lone wolves. This, of course is
all under the Security tariffs. It says sovereign citizens?
Oh, yeah. And you know, I wanted to I saw the end of it. I didn't
watch it the beginning. So I missed the premise. But the
sovereign citizen movement is supposed to be huge. And I want
to actually wanted to turn it into one of a topic and one of
the shows well, you're probably and followed by tell me what you
know. Well,
what I know is the sovereign the sovereign sit, apparently, it's
a movement that is not documented as such, but they do
have an expert, an expert on 60 minutes who can tell us exactly
what a sovereign citizen is. Now, first of all, the whole
joke of this is we are sovereign citizens. By definition, are we
not definition
Americans are sovereign, sovereign citizens, every single
they want to eliminate that from the way we think about our
Republic, and turn us into a you know, central central government
democracy? Well, they're on their way. And this expert is
great. Your John was done is a done deal. This expert
that they have on 60 minutes is awesome. But first, so the way
they set it up is remember the the father and son and they had
a shootout with the cops. And remember, they were like, I
can't was like a year ago or so. So they of course, are the
sovereign citizens and they get the father of one of the cops
who was killed, and he is now the sovereign citizen Hunter
Brennan and Bill had known that, yeah, this guy showed us they
would be with us today. They didn't know
what is a sovereign citizen, sovereign citizen, in its
simplest form, believes that he is above the law. Joe Okay, hold
on a second believes that he is above the law.
AJ McNabb has been studying sovereign citizens for a decade.
He has testified before Congress and is writing a book about the
movement. She's writing a book about the movement coincidence,
he has a twisted sense of history. And he thinks that
people who lived in the 18th century, were free of all legal
constraints, and they want to return to that time now.
Jerry and Joe Kane were part of an anti government movement
whose roots date back to the racist party, comma, tada. So
the 1970s
Now that's weird. Was there actually a group called posse
common taught us in the 70s?
You know, I was around in the 70s. Yeah, I don't remember
anything. Maybe I was wasted on speed balls. I don't know.
Eight Vols. Oh, it's funny. So the B roll while they talk about
these groups from the 70s is of course, you know, guys with
assault rifles in, you know, on the target range,
and the Montana Freeman of the night. Do you
remember the Montana Freeman of the 90s
Now, you remember the 90s? You remember the Montana Freeman now
of course
I don't bowl crowd dicted Oklahoma City bomber Terry
Nichols was a sovereign citizen. Oh, I remember him.
That guy was bad. I don't remember him being a sovereign
citizen during that whole melee the entire all the stuff that
was in the media. I don't remember that ever being brought
up to you know,
and tax filings by actor Wesley Snipes, convicted of tax evasion
in 2008 include numerous examples of sovereign language
this is this one got me
so many times this one got
me. They got Wesley Snipes as a sovereign citizen. Average
sovereign citizen today is 30 Okay. Well, I mean, I could say
I'm 30 You know, I understand 35
Going up, now I
just gotta I gotta get every single little bit in there.
And he is in economic dire straits.
Oh, that's our show. Because they probably lost their job
Yep, lost the jet oops. Lost the job.
They've probably lost the wife Yep. Conspiracy theorists
Mostar. Oh, God, you trust the government. I would argue that
it's unAmerican to trust the government.
Alfred Adams told us he's never advocated violence yet listen to
what he said on his internet radio show. So this is what got
me. Oh, now the pulling out the internet radio show.
This is about time this
is where we get our heads chopped off. Because I can just
see the 60 minute piece. And of course you will be no part of
it. You know, you'll you won't even I'll bail Adam. Adam curry
did his own internet radio show by himself. For an audience, a
small a small elite audience of sovereign citizens. And he
called the arms
we do not have right to keep and bear arms so we can go duck
hunting. We have the right to keep and bear arms in order to
shoot our own politicians we have the right says we have the
right I think I've said that I think I've
actually said That's funny. He does I think the point he makes
which is we do not have the right to keep and bear arms to
go duck hunting right is exactly right. And it's funny because
it's gotten into the lexicon that well you know this is a
hunting rifle so it's okay to have that now the whole the
whole so that it actually has been kind of twisted so he makes
an interesting point I don't think it was necessary to kill
gotten killed politicians
don't say kill he said shoot, shoot. It's just a day shoot.
The point is is this What did happen? I mean, I get I bring up
the caches clay. The original caches played the politics with
this with this cannon example. And there's other examples with
this cannon. Yeah, with this cannon. And you know if you did
that nowadays, you'd be you know, I'd be in Gitmo
was the whole Okay, attention. 60 minutes, producer, edit
starts here. So the whole idea behind the right to bear arms
was to to form a well regulated militia and to always have a
form of power above the central government. We're all even the
state government. Am I misunderstanding that John is
not
I don't know. I mean, I think you could argue that and make
hay with it. Wait a minute, where's become a sovereign
citizen that ball
60 minutes, a splice here, splice John out here, only going
to use me?
I hope so. And we'll have Mickey, like, you have a better
voice than I do. Like Mickey
going like, yeah, I was always a little.
Those guys. He was he was twisting my mind. I came to this
country thinking good things. And then he twisted my mind and
made me made me think evil thing.
I was all for Obama until I hooked up with Adam. And then
all of a sudden, Obama was totally on board with hope and
change. And then all of a sudden, it was like Adam, he
reprogrammed, I was trapped. I was trapped in the hilltop
Watchtower crackpot command center.
Now, the one thing I got out, even though like I said, I
didn't see the beginning of that piece. I do have it on tape. I
just never went back to it. There was one interesting piece
of tidbit in there that I thought was fascinating. You
know, forget all the rest of it. This one little thing.
Apparently a few of these guys are so kind of freakishly
paranoid that when they get a parking ticket, they they file
paperwork, by the I guess the car loads against the person who
wrote them the ticket, you know, accused, you know, suing them
and doing all these things for unconstitutional behavior. And
they get an I guess they have ruined through just inundation
of lawsuits and paperwork, which I think you can do by the way,
which is pretty you can ruin people with legal action. Yeah,
easily they have made a business out of it. And so people are
scared to death of these guys for that reason. I was thinking
geez, this is interesting. Yeah, they were suing everybody. I
mean, a couple of them and apparently there's a model for I
guess within this, whatever this I don't know what organization
there is out there. But there's probably one, I'm guessing that
has, you know, a folder you can download that has all the
paperwork in it for just suing the crap out of everybody.
Tonight on 60 minutes, we look at the sovereign citizen known
as Adam curry. He was he was killed in a gunfight at the hill
what he called the hilltop Watchtower crackpot command
center. He held hostage there, an actress named Mickey Hougen.
An alias her real name was Mickey hook and dike. Here's
what she had to say. As she discussed how she was
brainwashed by Adam curry.
Well, I've done you're actually joking about it, but it's a
possibility. So anyway, but that laugh I don't think it's any so
I mean, if you're gonna go in this direction, I've got a clip.
Just guy and I think people should look him up it would
became all of a sudden he got into the news has been going on
for a while this guy Thomas Drake. Oh, yes.
Wow, he was the guy that was accused of selling nuclear
secrets. Right. Wow. You know, the whole thing didn't of course
he didn't you guys getting ready to do
anything he but he made a kind of an interesting error and
judgment. Yeah, he did. Let's look at it from let me just give
you an overview. He worked for the I guess, with the NSA. And
so he found some waste and some mismanagement of funds and some
probably some corruption. I mean, you will at any big war
and
he gave the information to a journalist. And he blew the
whistle
on the guys. And then he also apparently was investigated, but
anyway, that guy's in big trouble. I mean, anybody out
there who listens to our show that works for an intelligence
agency? I'm not recommending that you go blowing the whistle
on him. I just don't think it's a good policy. No, you know, let
them fall apart on their own, you know, or let them do it
internally. I don't know what you're gonna do about it, but
play this clip because apparently, they have wrapped
laws around this guy to screw him, including the rest.
Apparently, if he gives testimony if he is with any
whistleblowing testimony to another agency, that's a crime.
And they're turning his entire whistleblowing situation into
the redefining it as espionage, which is now it this is the guy
himself, who gave a speech this is clipped together a little bit
and it it's, you know, I think he pretty much tells the story,
it's kind of funny.
To other would be whistleblowers. Not only can you
lose your job, but also your very freedom. The government
made my cooperation with official investigations a
criminal act. It is now apparently a federal crime. To
report illegalities, malfeasance, fraud, waste and
abuse perpetrated by our own government. The government is
making whistleblowing a crime. They are making dissent a crime,
especially when it embarrasses the government and calls the
government to account. What is the difference between my
situation and that the Chinese artist who was detained when
trying to leave his country because Chinese authorities
deemed him a threat to national security. Fact remains at heart
that the heart of my case rests directly on whistleblowing and
First Amendment activities involving issues of significant
and even grave concern in terms of government illegalities
contract and program malfeasance as well as fraud, waste and
abuse, protected by the Constitution, case law and
statutes. And yet the government is censoring and criminally
prosecuting, protected communications I made and
furtherance of government investigations. And doing so
under the Espionage Act. As espionage is the last thing, my
whistleblowing and First Amendment activities and actions
were all about. This has become the specter of a truly Orwellian
world where whistleblowing has become espionage. Don't blow
your whistle, John, and the and the point. And the other thing
that's kind of interesting is that and the left wing doesn't
know what to do about this. But the Obama administration has
been the hardest ever on whistleblowers. They have
clamped down on it as much as possible there. If you're a
whistleblower, and during this era, the Obama era, you're going
to put yourself into a heap full of trouble.
espionage, don't be blowing your whistle, boy.
So just let the corruption happen and, you know, take care
of itself. Anyway, I find it distressing but you people can
go out there and look up to Thomas Drake,
I guess it's in the show notes.
I have a whole old way out of the water was a New Yorker
article where they just went into it. And, you know, I'm sure
that the New Yorker reporter is gonna get into trouble too. I
mean, this was a we really have gotten to a kind of a quasi
fascist state. I mean, the reporters in the Boston Herald
can't go to a Boston event. Whistleblowing is now espionage
and nudity as porn. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm getting some nudity here. So
you know, I'm glad everybody's so happy with these. These
people running things.
Yeah. So what's the alternative? That Ron Paul's running? I'll
endorse him again.
You know what Ron Paul is the only solution he would be
accepted by the left and the right and everybody in the
middle and most independents but you know, they both sides you
know, they're all wink wink nudge nudge about marginalizing
the guy
we need to run John that's the only solution you and I need to
run. And you know why? Because it helps us we get 100 mil
right and for anything but Ron Paul should
well, he is now run if people don't want to do the paperwork
and I can get the 100 million I'll run. Yeah, and you can be
my my Axelrod Oh, we did great. You said I was a great actor.
Goodbye, darling.
Yeah, you're a better actor than Obama. Hello, everybody.
How you doing? Hey, and then you write the speeches for me. I can
read a prompter. I would be great. Can you imagine what
party what we call the crackpot party? It would be huge
crackpot. It would be huge. I'd be handing out $100 bills left
and right. Oh, yeah, that's the way to do it. Yeah. It's like
hey, vote for me. I'm just signed my name on $100 bill. I
got I got 100 I got a million of these. I got a million of these
the handout with a million votes, guaranteed and And, by
the way, before we get into thanking a couple of people who
helped keep our show going, I just wanted to make a little
note of what your national treasure is doing this morning.
Your national treasure, of course is, you know, the
completely unbiased media NPW This is a press release from the
White House from whitehouse.gov came out this morning and it
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you are a shill, a complete shill. Can you believe that?
It's ridiculous. This is this is an I'd
said this is the problem. And as is that is NPR and the and the
media still going to carry this guy like he's the hero of social
media while he's working for the White House?
That's crazy. ludicrous.
It's crazy. No, it's not ludicrous. It's abhorrent. There
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Well, I trust Eric, as far as that but that doesn't. Right now
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Yesterday had Don Kambou up here he's written a book he's
actually written a book for like 14 year old boys. Don Kambou is
the producer of modern Marvel's you know the show on Yeah, it's
a great show. Yeah, he's been around for like, nine years or
whatever.
Yeah, no, I love that show. I mean, I don't watch it. I don't
have it on the DVR, but I when I see it, I always watch it as
always like something that's ridiculous, right? And it's like
some giant earthmover that's got a wheel the size of my house.
Yeah, or
some tunnel they're building. It's unbelievable. So this guy
is he's been in Hollywood for a long time. And so now he's he
decided to write a fiction book which actually is pretty funny
book. The Crystal Point and the and the mug pugs. It's a kind of
a, like a Harry Potter book for young boys. Cool. I'd actually
was like three quarters of the way through and I'm like, wait a
minute. This is not for my age. No, it's like science fiction or
is kind of cool. It's a good story and like, wait a minute,
this is not meant for me. But he's like you said like you guys
have a great model and I told him about the producers
executive producers. That's exactly how we do it. The
idea comes from Holly. Exactly, exactly. I mean, people who are
get their credit and these are real credits.
Yeah, you can put it it's official just like the
knighthood. It's a real knighthood. It's not like fake
or anything. And we get the ring that you can prove it and better
than a stupid ribbon. I mean, you can't wear the ribbon every
day right? You wear this ribbon is like douche bag.
What do you what does this piece of ribbon on your jacket? Give
the queen doesn't give out rings? No, she
gives out stupid ribbons. You can't wear their ribbon. Oh, it
looks lame. And with a ring. It's like you know, and you can
hit someone in the mouth and a Will it has the mirrored reverse
thing. It's reversed. Yeah. IPS n-lorem. Face him Hit him
whatever it is something
may show up to the the one of these days in a law and order.
Law and Order LA has been dropped. Apparently, it
would be so funny. Obviously, like the fight on HBO, and the
guy gets hit in the mouth. And there's like this little agenda
logoi
agenda on their face. And they say, well, that must be a no
agenda night ring. And they say let's can't be that many of
them. It's your home. Oh my god, there's hundreds of them will
never find that guy.
Use the DNA. Okay, so I just wonder what can you pull out the
prediction book? When did I predict that zombies would be in
our future?
This projection book doesn't go back that far. It doesn't go
back that far. But let me look just in case.
So the Centers for Disease Control. And this was posted by
like the Director of the CDC, not that crazy woman. And the
tie if you haven't seen this yet, you've got to be in the
show notes.
Given a web address so they can
Well, it was on the CDC
it's like zombie slash cdc.gov or something. It's it was the
weirdest thing I've ever seen. It's a site on the CDC. I don't
see that it was done on April 1 or anything that would indicate
it's the name of Mesa. No may 16. And looks like an April
Fool's gag to me. It doesn't. No, it
does not because well, it's all crap. It's
exactly what an April Fool's gag is like. So
here it says that well, not from the CDC, the people who brought
you swine flu. There are all kinds of emergencies out there
that we can prepare prepare for take a zombie apocalypse, for
example. That's right. I said, Zo, mbi EAZONBIEAPOCALYP S E,
you may laugh now. But when it happens, you'll be happy you
read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about
how to prepare for a real emergency. And then he goes on
to Okay, that's why there's your angle. By the way, the website
is emergency.cdc.gov/slash Social
media slash zombies underscore, but doesn't mean it's in the
show notes.
Yeah, but the show notes in those show notes are so
extensive. They're more for researchers. There's so many
good notes in there. It's astonishing. You know, it should
be at the top. This is an important site, apparently.
Oh, and we also have all the audio clips now in the
pictures of zombies this ridiculous this is the dumbest
thing I've ever seen. Did
you see the it's emergency.cdc.gov I've got the
zombie. Get a kit, make a plan. Be prepared. And I'm saying it's
not a joke. It's not an April Fool's joke. Zombies are real.
And this is what's going to happen there will be a zombie
apocalypse. And that's because of all the damn vaccines. We're
all getting shot up with. We're already technically zombies.
Well, not people listen to the show, of course, but so I'm
sorry, but that'll
be our zombies are coming that maybe that'll be the name of the
show.
Just want a little props that I predicted zombies in our future
you did?
I don't have it in this book. I just look back here. And the
oldest one I got is what the hell was it? Well, it's not
gonna say what the old like the guy got predictions back to
February 24 of this year. So this goes back to last year. The
zombie prediction I remember you saying some about zombies are
going to be in the new you had some that I wish I did book then
because it would it was a good prediction.
Convenient. You don't have that. What else?
It's probably written down somewhere. I just, you know, I'm
not the most organized person in the world.
And I can kind of back it up that we're they're trying to
turn us into zombies now with this new thing, DNA and
so yeah, just go to see the emergency that cdc.gov It's
right on the front page. You can click on on the zombie picture.
Zombie Apocalypse. This is This is crazy. They're trying
to be hip or maybe they're just not kidding. Why wouldn't you
believe them? If they try
to be hip? They're not a hip operation.
I mean, it's so when can we believe the next swine flu
emergency or will that be like a joke? Go because well, you tell
me how that works now
I thought it was a joke to begin with the first
so we've got a DNA
vaccine again Radiation Emergencies dirty bombs new
killer book nuclear blast. I mean
I got a Hot Pocket emergency baby. Yeah, well anyway, I say
Be on the lookout. And remember you always got to double tap the
zombies never take one shot for granted you had to double you
got to pop them twice in the head double tap is the only way
to assure that the zombie The zombie is taken care of they
have that mentioned on this webpage let me say I don't think
so. They don't know they don't have anything on this page about
how to kill a zombie. Well, that's which is like that's the
information you need.
Well hold on a second. What do they have about? Let's read this
page for a second. What do we do? So it has a brief history
about zombies. So we should have water food, medication, tools
and supplies? Including utility knife, duct tape, battery
powered radio. Yeah. Hey, CDC, I'm going to throw my battery
powered radio at the zombies see if that helps
you at least need a shovel. Black blast blast him in the
head
here pick pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in
case zombies invade your home or your town evacuate because of a
hurricane what? You need to double tap these bitches don't
have anything other than there's no good information here. This
is not you know, there's
nothing about how to kill the zombie and what to do with them
after you kill him and do boy avoid being bitten by a zombie.
That's how it happens. Yeah,
they do. They say don't get bit. No, no, no,
this is useless information.
This is especially this website cost 80 million bucks, though.
Probably cost something big.
I can't believe they don't say shotgun double barrel to to the
head double tap Go. And you know, you got to. And then you
got to hit him with a shovel in the next of their head comes
off.
Yeah, that works. Okay, well. So that's in the John. You know,
John,
when we win the nomination and the election when we are the
president, and you'll be secretary of state so you can
travel a lot. We will put a real zombie emergency plan into
effect. And we will make sure everyone has a double barrel
shotgun and a shovel. This will be part of our platform. Zombie
platform. You think I'm kidding. But I want that 100 million.
Yeah, well, I'm sure you do. I don't mind. You know the idea.
Yeah,
we'll get us some Ferraris. All right. So we'll get us a nice G
five jet cruising around. Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Take
100 How you doing? Here's 100 bucks baby go buy yourself some
nice boat from me.
So I have a new segment I want to introduce to the show. Do we
have a jingle for it? No. Movie Clip of the week. Okay, so I
have a movie clip of the week that
this is the you can see it'll be a felony now if you stream any
copyrighted content. This is now a felony.
Yeah, this is a fair use because it's just a clip and promoted
it's a promotional clip and but it's a clip I think is a bit it
was a good one. I suppose I heard it I said oh my god.
That's it. I got a new segment clip of the week.
Okay, do we play it? Or do we need to enjoy it or ladies and
gentlemen, here is your clip over the week.
yourself alone Lawman. Oncoming air from Albuquerque around a
cat hash rover named Bertha got ass on our lack of Florida. I'd
like to see that thing Phil Phil a tequila finos I'm up.
Is this in theater soon because I need to stay away from the
theater.
What is this from Pat? Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid A
classic from Sam Peckinpah during his era of heavy cocaine
abuse and drunkenness considered one of the best movies ever made
great. And let me ask you a question as the as the world
financial system collapsed yet because that was supposed to
happen if we didn't raise the debt limit on May 16. It is now
let me go Hold on let me look out the window Yeah, you just
check was a garbage truck that went by so that's good news.
Do you know now did Standard and Poor's that like completely
lower the debt rating? I mean, are we all gone like Timmy
Geithner said to me is it as the as the apocalypse come already?
Apparently not. They've they've they've cooked the books
apparently to keep this from happening. until August.
So I'm watching Russia today. And they're starting to listen
to us.
Now they're not Yeah, a little
bit. This Yeah, they are. They're trying they're try this.
I think what's happening is the executive is typically the
executives like, you know, they've hired some other
douchebags, but someone in there is really trying. So now they
have the girl who's I think she's been on, she's American.
So that's strike one, because she needs to be Russian, her
name needs to be Natasha. But she's kind of hot what they've
done. They've dressed her in a red sleeveless, and she's got
big Hooters. And they're,
like progression is that they kind of get you know, they don't
quite get it.
No, they don't get it yet. But anyway, so she has some guy on.
And I thought it was, first of all, it's funny, because she
messes it up, she kind of does the intro for the wrong guest.
And he's like, No, I'm actually on the other side of the debate.
So she like tries to go controversial and stuff. And she
must. Why, by the way,
I thought that tech TV was a cheap operation when I worked
over there. Now Russia, this is the worst Russia and
Russia today is cheaper. So first, listen to our setup,
because this is all about the apocalypse. And this guy who's
on actually spells it out quite quite perfectly. And just so you
understand. This will be part of your cocktail material. So that
when people talk about how the Republicans are horrible, and
they're going to kill the faith and trust of the United States
dollar, and you just say it's all bull crap, but it's all one
big show, and you'll have some ammo, but first, let's just
minutes to check. Then she's a chick. I'm not being sexist or
anything. She's just a chick. And they've dressed up to look
like a chick but missing the Russian and the name
and sticking on a subject of money. The United States has
reached its credit limit the debt ceiling, and what's
happening, chaos in financial markets, the US defaulting on
its debts, Armageddon, well, not exactly. But this may be why she
also
we'd we'd sit her down and we'd help her on the read, wouldn't
we judge?
She's She's She talks like some valley girl that. May May May,
May, May, May, May May.
But it's her breasts are amazing. By the way, don't get
offended because this is how TV people talk. We, you know, it's
unfortunate, but that's how it works.
Actually, it's worse than that. Yeah, we're being kind.
The Treasury Department has employed what Timothy Geithner
has labeled, quote, extraordinary measures, so the
government can pay its bills until August 2. These include
just in case you wanted to know borrowing from the civil service
retirement and disability fund, suspending investment in the
Federal Employees Retirement System, and short borrowing from
Peter to pay Paul and Peter here sounding a lot like your average
worker. But here to talk more big picture about the debt
ceiling. And what's at stake here is Dean Baker. He is co
director of the Center for Economic and Policy Research.
And we're so grateful to have you here. So there are really
two camps on this. There are the Ben Bernanke is and economists
that fall in line with him that say, not raising the debt
ceiling defaulting on debt for the US would be catastrophe. And
then there are those that seemed to be you and yourself included,
that say that the bigger the bigger disaster is that the
United States keeps spending this much and keeps raising the
debt ceiling. So So defend that? No, I'm actually not, oh, you're
not okay. Good work debts. Listen, this
guy, because he spells it out pretty well. Oh, no, I don't see
any problem with the United States raising the debt ceiling,
where I think I've differed with perhaps some of the disaster
people. I've said that in a worst case scenario, if you
actually had a situation where the government had to default on
its debt, which would be a very bad scenario, we'd have a
financial crisis worse than what we had in 2008. The economy
would still be there, at the end of the day, countries go through
financial crisis, you don't want to do that. But we would be
there at the end of the day, what I've always point out to
people is what would not be there as Wall Street, JP Morgan,
Citigroup, Goldman Sachs, they would be out of business, which
is why it's not going to happen. Because they if we actually got
to the point where this was a conceivable possibility, we're
well away from that now. But if we actually got to the point
where that was a realistic possibility, they would be
screaming at Boehner and the other Republicans telling them
to pass a debt ceiling, give it to President Obama and have it
signed. So it's not according to
Boehner, it seems like they're already pushing for it. But it
seems that the GOP wants to get this bargaining chip of of a
deficit reduction commitment in the works. Do you think that's
just a talking point?
So we'd be like, Don't interrupt the guests with your own
questions. Okay. Just look perky. Just nod a little bit and
we'll switch the cameras. Don't worry. Don't ask question.
Honey.
Do you think ultimately they will bow to their will? And the
demands of of investors? Absolutely. Absolutely. Without
a doubt, which
is why if President Obama wants he just says give me a clean
debt ceiling, but I mean, it's important to understand what
we're talking about is spending money that's already been
authorized. So every penny that's going to be spent,
Congress already voted on and approved so it's sort of like
you know, we sign a lease on the apartment. And then two months
down the road, we go, that's too much money, we're not going to
pay the rent. Well, we already signed the lease. So no other
country in the world has this sort of issue. Once you
appropriate, the money goes out the door. And if you don't like
it, you don't appropriate it. And of course, Congress could
vote to retract appropriations, it's entirely within their
power. So it's trying to play this sort of weird game where
they're going, oh, you can't let the country defaults. So let's,
you know, cut Social Security, let's cut Medicare, whatever it
might be. And, you know, my guess is that President Obama
has certainly if he says, give me a clean bill,
no doubt the Republicans will give him a clean bill because
their backers on Wall Street will kill them. If they don't.
I like that. Their backers on Wall Street will kill them. And
you know what? He's not kidding. Yeah. This is one, this is a fun
big show. It's a big, big show. And you know, so we're now may
19. s&p hasn't come out and says, Oh, well, you're now
skating on thin ice weapons of mass destruction. And have you
seen this link going around from the Atlantic? Where it's a very
leftist type thing people are saying it's in the 14th.
Amendment section four. Have you seen this? No. Okay. So the I
did some research on this.
You have you have it in front of you yesterday. Skype it to me,
I just Google frothy mix.com
and up getting Thom Hartmann,
just do 14th amendment article for the validity of the public
debt of the United States, authorized by law, including
debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for
services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion shall
not be questioned. But neither the United States nor anything,
by the way, that's the only line that's quoted in the article,
the second half of the section four is, but neither the United
States nor any state shall assume or pay any debt or
obligation incurred in aid of insurrection, or rebellion
against the United States, or any claim for the loss of
emancipation of any slave. But all such debts, obligations and
claim shall be held illegal and void. So if this indeed is, is
if we want to keep to the Constitution, and why would we?
I think it's completely fair that the Pentagon shows us
exactly how much of the national debt is out owed and bounties
paid. So they need to show us the bill, because of course,
this is for insurrection or rebellion. Right. Right. So I
think they should show us and then maybe we'd all see how
abhorrent apparently high that bill is. And we'd all consider
our taxes and how it's being used. But when I was reading
this, it kind of dawned on me that this is what they're using
to build the Department of Homeland Security. The whole See
Something, Say Something thing is based upon the fact that the
Constitution states that you can basically spend as much money on
you want on bounties for services in suppressing
insurrection or rebellion, which is kind of internal like
homeland stuff. And they can just grow this forever and it
can't be questioned. What do you say?
Well, I don't know about the insurrection thing that doesn't
I think that's immaterial. It just basically says I'm going to
read it the validity of the public debt of the United States
authorized by law which means anything, any debt that they
decide, including debts incurred for payment of pensions, which
means nothing. It means that you had to pay that too and bounties
for services shall not be questioned. That means no Deb
you can't question any of it. You can't ask for anybody to do
just for anything you can't ask for the books.
No, you can't Oh, you can't question
yes when it says shall not be questioned in other words, you
can't ask to see the books.
Oh, I'm so stupid. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ask for something
Oh, I must be some kind of sovereign citizen or something
it's bad
Alright, let me by the way it says bounties for services in
suppressing insurrection or rebellion it doesn't say against
the country. Okay, just says it in the second paragraph. But in
the in the second sense, but in the first sentence is just as it
doesn't say it doesn't specifically say it just says
including deaths in count you know, incurred for a payment of
pensions and bounties for services in suppressing
insurrection, rebellion, comment shall not be questioned period.
That's it. So in other words, all the money we're spending on
these overseas wars would actually go under that I believe
that sentence. I'm sure they've argued this. Probably. Awesome.
And it was all ratified in a long time ago. 1868 anyway. All
right. Good. All right. Shut up. Shut up. Yes, shut up.
We just run down a couple of store We're here with John, see
if we can get the get a rise out of Facebook will become the
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Well, guess what? They're going to be identifying your face
slave. Right now, in the we're in the middle of Anneli 11 in
early 2011. This is the national level exercise, so expect
something to happen somewhere, somehow, we'll be fine if they
could. It ends on the 20th. So that's tomorrow the enemy ends.
So just in time for something bad to happen on Saturday,
Monsanto has a new Gambit. Let me just roll it out here. Yes.
They now have a catalogue of seeds that spans 4000 vegetables
and fruit, vegetable and fruit varieties across 20 species. And
they've got some great stuff that they think that just the
people of the world that human resources will just love. Listen
to this. At the store this morning, you finally ditch the
old thump test and picked out a perfectly ripe melon based on
color alone. The broccoli in your fridge will supercharge the
level of antioxidants your body produces helping repel disease.
And now you're teared lessly chopping away at an onion while
making your famous chili fantasyland. Not for long.
According to St. Louis based agribusiness giant Monsanto,
which is throwing its
weight I want an onion that doesn't have any onion
characteristics.
We don't know because it sucks when you cry when you're
chopping. And you just do it and
you're chopping up onions and that phenomenon goes away. It's
like people who have motorcycles know this. When you drive a
motorcycle with you know and your eyes are exposed to the
high wind you gotta drive faster you drive and drive and drive
and then you know your water your eyes watering, watering
then at some point they go away I guess this is no big deal they
stop watering and this is what happens when you chop tomatoes
or onions you chop chop chop, and then at some point that you
don't have this problem anymore if you'd cook
you know what I do when I'm chopping the onion when my and
by the way I barely have it anymore but I'd like eat a piece
of raw onion which tastes great by the way do you ever do that
just like pop a piece of raw onion in your face?
sweet onions out I want a regular onion it's like it's
most of them are too sharp. No I like it. I like yeah, that makes
sense.
Monsanto was definitely putting his time and his energy behind
these investments in fruits and vegetables. So how much demand
is there for superstar fruits and vegetables? Kathy means vice
president for Produce Marketing says that's the Produce
Marketing Association unlimited
when you hit a mean unlimited
limited demand when you hit the right mark consumers will buy
it
here you go. We're gonna get the tearless Okay, we have oh here
are the actual products. Bennett forte broccoli this is already
this is already in California and Texas. Oh yeah. Okay.
Bennett forte. Broccoli contains boosted levels of nutrients
including blood glucose or
glucose go on you don't have to
read doesn't matter. It increases the amount of
antioxidant enzymes in the body available test markets in
California a Texas and gal sons Bristol Farms. Nice. What is
some of that like flying over me now? We have the sweet peak
Melon Honeydew Melon that has a sweet flavor with a skin that
turns from white to creamy orange when ripe. That should be
in stores this summer.
Yeah, because Heaven knows there's not enough melon
varieties in the world and the ever mild onion This is for you
John a mild land onion. Hooray. The mild
and sweet onion that's been bred to have a muted level of the
compound that causes tearing when it's chopped, is grown in
the Northwest us is harvested in the fall when onions typically
have to be imported. Availability snuck a
supermarket's Inc in St. Louis schnuck Don't be a schmuck shop
at snug and then we have the VISTA IV gold soybeans.
I hope that one of our listeners in St. Louis goes and gets one
of these onions and then gives it a once over
a soybean that's engineered to make oil that eliminates trans
fats and fried foods. It's also being tested for use in cookies
as a spray oil for crackers. I think I want to throw up right
now. Can you believe this crap man and you know and I believe
what the vegetable Association woman is saying. Um limited,
unlimited demand. Everybody wants to tear there's onion Evan
Gerrard. It's good for ya. What is this circumcision ban in San
Francisco? Have you heard about this?
Well, the San Francisco you, as you recall from last week's
episode, is trying to get people to put your thumbprint into a
database before they can go into a bar. Uh huh. And I don't know
what this reason of a district maybe they hate Jews. I don't
know,
a group seeking to ban the circumcision of male children in
San Francisco has succeeded in getting their controversial
measure on the November ballot, meaning voters will be asked to
weigh in on what, until now has been a private family matter.
It shouldn't be a private family matter course it should. Why why
is it not a private family matter anymore? I don't
understand. I do a bunch of socialist commies in San
Francisco. They're idiots. They're trying to get a
thumbprint to go into a good bar to have a beer.
They say that. International Health Organizations have
promoted circumcision as an important strategy for reducing
the spread of the AIDS virus. understand one another
trying to ban it.
I don't understand.
Well, then maybe they want more aides. i Oh.
I don't get it. All right. Parents are really guardians
guardians have to do what's in the best interest of the child
is his body. It's his choice here. The measure Oh, okay. The
measures lead proponent longtime San Francisco resident, Lloyd
Showfield. Who says cutting away cutting. The cutting away of the
foreskin from the penis is a more invasive medical procedure
than many new parent parents or childless individuals realize,
oh, well, I'm traumatized.
How about you? Are you traumatized? I still wake up in
the middle of the night and go. Crazy. What is the world coming
to?
It's crazy to come into your busy bodies trying to run your
life. Yeah. Especially in the California California's got just
gotten just tremendously pathetic.
Now, this is the article that is definitely second half of the
show. But this is from some actual measurements. The
atmosphere above Japan, heated rapidly, just before the
magnitude nine earthquake. And as you know, I'm a total
believer in HAARP being a part of the earthquake machinery. And
have you ever heard of the atmosphere heating rapidly
before an earthquake? Is this normal? John?
I don't believe a word of it.
Really, you don't believe a word of this warming?
The report? Yeah, I think it's all bull crap,
Dimitar. Uzan off at the NASA gotta make Space Flight Center
in Maryland and a few friends of his presented that data.
Global warming.
Oh, they're gonna call it global warming. I just call it HAARP.
You're gonna call global warming also measured extremely low
frequencies before the Haiti earthquake. Okay, no call. It
sounds like HAARP. Yeah,
but who are these people from NASA.
Just ever a lot of people that claim they're from NASA. No,
seriously, take some guy from now. I swear to God, this is a
fact. I'm sitting with a guy from NASA. At this, this was in
Seoul, Korea. He's at the table. He's like the head or the last
chief of NASA Ames or something like that. A NASA guy goes up
and gives a talk some crazy talk. The guy says to me, who is
this guy? I've never heard of him.
Well, it's a big organization. All right. How about NOAA? Do
you believe those guys are is another big organization with a
bunch of crazies? Yep. Geneva senior official at the US
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says solar storms
pose a growing threat to critical infrastructure, such as
satellite communications, navigation systems and
electrical transmission equipment. And OAE Assistant
Secretary Catherine Sullivan, says the intensity of solar
storms is expected to peak in 2013 countries should be
prepared for potentially devastating effects. Like a
zombie apocalypse. Solar storms releases particles that can
temporarily disable a permanent destroy fragile computer
circuits. Yeah, let's use a former NASA astronaut who a
nightstand before became the first woman to walk in space
crazy. She crazy. Is that a crazy woman?
You remember a couple of years ago I think it was during our
show era. There was supposed to be some huge blast of crap
coming off the sun. It was gonna wipe out all the satellites.
Remember this?
Yeah, well, this did actually happen in the 90s. In the mid
90s. We had remember that all the pagers went off air and
yeah,
that's when the circuits were designed indifferently the whole
system was dead, it was just I don't know. I just don't know
that this the last event never occurred. And I was skeptical
about any of these things until the power actually goes off.
Well, I'm keeping my zombie apocalypse clip nearby, just in
case. And then finally, what happened in Indiana now the
Supreme Court, the Supreme Court of the land, a lot of the people
who make the law of the land John, the Supreme Court of the
United States of America, not the Supreme Court of some state
or some some place like the big one in an eight to one decision.
This is the supreme court like with Clarence Thomas, on you
know, the long Dong silver guy. The Justice the justice is in an
eight to one decision said officers who lock knock who
loudly knock on a door and hear sounds suggesting evidence is
being destroyed may break down the door and enter without a
search warrant.
Yeah. I wish to be mistaken here anything
and who voted against it? The eight?
What's her name Kiki's the only one who voted against it?
No. Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
Yeah, Kiki,
is that or is that a nickname? Kiki? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know
little known
fact. Ah.
She says, Hey, that could bug interfere with the fourth
amendment. Thank you, Kiki.
She's like, such as being bad. And it's like, why is she
the only one thanks, Kiki that really? Yeah, really? Nobody
else cares.
When we got the Monsanto show long Dong silver in there. I
mean, but isn't this crazy? This is this is the supreme?
That was the most disgusting story of the week. It really
it's disturbing. I just don't know what to
do. It's a police state. Let's face it. We just had to put up
with it.
And I'd like to ask you one final question. Because I have a
clip for this. How much money do you think you can make off of a
book?
off of a book? Yeah. Like, can you make the absolute most
anyone's ever made from a book
like it? Like let's say you're a senator. And and you're running
for president and then you become president?
Oh, you could probably make about, I'd say 50 million bucks.
Really? Wow. Okay, well, then I'll have to play the clip. To
Obama, because they reported like, I don't know how to do
this, by the way. But they say that between two and $11
million. Yeah, that could that could be really be right. Yeah.
Wow. Shoot, we got to make a book. Hey, look,
where we got to be the president. It'd be Obama get the
voice down. Well,
listen. Hello, everybody read this book, dreams about my
foreskin. And Condi Rice. Finally, I'll play this woman is
still out on the on the promotional tour. I don't
understand why until I heard the clip, then I got it. And she has
some choice words for our friend, Ted Rumsfeld.
So I have to ask you, Don Rumsfeld says that you were to
put it bluntly, a bad national security adviser that you didn't
take to President Bush the hard, difficult differences among
these key national security advisors that produced a lot of
the dysfunction that people commented on. A really puts it
pretty squarely on you. What do you say?
That is the friend and he'll always be a friend, but he's a
grumpy guy. All right, yes. And he doesn't know what he's
talking about. A key never followed me from the Situation
Room to the Oval Office, where the President I would have
intense discussions about what was going on in that room who
thought what, and where the President would decide, keep go
back in there and keep seeing if you can find the consensus, or
whether the President would take a decision. And the President
was not shy about taking a decision. And so don doesn't
know what he's talking about. And plus, I'll write my own
book, and then we can talk about it.
Pre promotion for her own book is what this is about.
Pre promotion is a good thing. Yes. And my wife's working on a
book. It's almost done on eggs.
Yeah. What happened to the pepper book? What happened to
the financial cycles book?
That book is under still being worked on? It's in a cycle. It's
in the cycle.
Anyway, I thought Dawn is a grumpy guy is kind of a guy like
Don is a grumpy guy. Don is a grumpy guy.com where they shot
him up with Botox. I
just look so grouchy Yeah,
grumpy prick. So we've got Mr. Oil coming up with the oils, the
oils show the crude oils on the stream, followed by GX to of
course with his extravaganza for this Thursday, as he usually
does. And well, John has been nice knowing you. I think we've
had a great run for four years. And I'll see up there.
Hey, wait a minute. What happens if nothing happens? What are we
gonna do?
crapple have to get up early on Sunday, I guess. Well, let's
see. Yeah, we could get torrential rains. It could rain
for four days and 40 nights. I don't know. I mean, I believe an
earthquake machine really look
like it here.
I believe in lots of stuff. I'm not counting anything out. So
thank you all very much for your support over the past four years
just in case and otherwise, I will see you Sunday coming to
you from the hilltop Watchtower crackpot command center. I am
the extremely belligerent lone wolf. My name is Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley, where there's not a
cloud in the sky. I'm John C. Dvorak.
So I don't know if we'll be here, but just in case see you
Sunday on no agenda.
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