leprechaun seemed to have a red beard. Adam curry,
John C. Dvorak. It's Sunday, September 12 2010. Time for your
gizmo nation media assassination episode 234. This is no agenda.
Coming to you from the Amsterdam fortified bank vault crackpot
command center giving donation lowlands where no government is
required in the morning. I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's nice and sunny. I'm
John C. Dvorak. Greg Levin Buzzkill.
Yay, it's in the morning somewhere. Yeah, I better be gay
in the morning. So
how's life over there in the European compound
in the United States of Europe? Well, let me tell you, John, did
you get any of my emails that I sent you?
Like, what will? I think I got most of them?
Well, you didn't respond to a single one. You want responses?
Well, yeah, I sent you pictures of the Dutch no agenda meeting
and you know, oh, no,
I got I'd never got that.
I sent you like six or seven pictures? No. Oh,
neither got streamed over to the spam box or they just got buried
with the other 500 emails that I get a day
right Well, John, let me tell you get my nation lowlands has
uppity slaves
I got listeners there all.
I gotta tell you we had our Dutch no agenda meeting on
Friday out standing outstanding. It was right across MC I was
left from the SEC shop. And you literally had to go into this
bar and there was a door that said no agenda on it written in
chalk. Walk up two flights turn red. Like class. I'm telling
you, man, high class operation and Dennis be slave du jour is
without a doubt. You've been de deuced he organized the entire
event and must have been 40 people there man and we really
really missed
you. Yeah, I got a bunch of notes from a number of them
saying hey, where are you? Yeah, mostly actually tweets.
It was I mean, it was just amazing. I have let's see. I
have at least eight books I have to read. Just in there's even a
book for you, John. A pronunciation it's wrapped but I
know what's in it. It's a guide to Dutch pronunciation. Want me
to unwrap it for you tell you what it is.
A Guide for Dutch pronunciation just said well, I don't know
exactly what it is. It might be funny or I can just leave it in
the in the rally. But no,
no, no. Open it up and get again. Let's amuse the public.
Okay, here
we go. Let me just see here. It's a nice little checkerboard
stuff here. What is this say? Oh, it's the Berlitz Dutch for
travelers, John. Oh, yeah.
It's one of those books. How many days they sell none. I
mean, everybody speaks English.
inscription in the front. Hey, John. Good luck with the fine
Dutch language from Mark Holan.
He wants already given up he all he
really wants to help you with your pronunciation of Zaandam.
zand on that? Yeah, that's the one sound dumb. Exactly. Then
DOM payment. i But I gotta tell you, John, we had one of our
producers traveled from Regina, Canada. That rhymes with Yep,
you know it. We had. Oh, the no agenda, groupies were there.
This is why I want you to see the picture. Because they had
their boobs out in full force for the picture. Oh, yeah. You
missed that.
Let me go dig that up
now. Yeah. And let's see. We had a couple from let me see Poland.
We had united kingdom. We had Finland. As I said, Canada we
had the Netherlands you bear convulsion played live and
unplugged. It was it was absolutely an amazing party.
Miss Mickey was there. Christina came by and it was just it was I
was blown away. There is hope for this country after all.
Not much. Suddenly, they're all from out of state.
Now, there was enough of them there. It was. It was just
fantastic. Really, really good. And yeah, I was. I was blown
away. And of course we were all drinking beer. But we all knew
that if you had been there we would have been drinking fine
Cabernet.
Probably a Bordeaux. Bordeaux. Yeah, exactly. All right. Let's
take a look here. I finally got you isolated. There's something
I'm running this killing this for.
Sure. And I what I got was their chat room is reminding me so I
had two blonde bitches with me. came in like a pimp. It's funny
you know when you When you're in Holland, we've been here for
like three days, and you walk into a place that's kind of like
the smell of reefers in the air and people are drinking beer and
then all of a sudden you hear a in the morning in the morning in
the morning in the morning. It's 830 at night. perfect.
Absolutely perfect. Yeah. Now, dude,
I hear here we go. This must be it.
I don't think I can ever do one of these without chigan it just
didn't feel right.
It's okay. You carried the day.
You were missing man. It just really didn't feel right. I felt
like I was you know, like, getting all the love and well
you know what, when I'm back on the ghetto nation, Westell I'll
give you a kiss.
So the I got the picture. There's four blonde girls, one
of them's kind of homely wearing glasses.
Come on, dude. That's the hot kind. I like that. I think it's
you know it. Sorry. You're right. Bastard. Do you see the
boobs though?
One of them's got huge boobs.
Yeah, that's, that's no.
post these pictures. And then there's a cute one in the middle
and a cute one on the right. And then there's the ugly one in the
back with the glasses.
Do you Doric
look like one of the girls in this picture? Bullshit. By the
way, when do you start wearing glasses that aren't your regular
pink rose colored glasses? My
new glasses. Man. This is my new look. You don't like it?
No. Yeah, it's very you look like Jon Hamm and admin. I mean,
you have a kind of.
I'll take that. Yeah, this is again, dude. You gotta go with
the pink. No, no more pink. It's over.
Oh, no. Yes. This
is how it starts.
This is not good. Yeah, we I want to remind people out there
that don't know this. I'm gonna expose this atom Adam wears
actually looks through rose colored glasses. Well, I used
to. We talked about this and how it you you believe it affects
the way you think? Uh huh. And now you're not going to do it
anymore. So I think that will change the way you think.
Well, I was wearing them on Thursday show. I think I think I
thought was thinking okay.
I don't know, now that I'm gonna have to reevaluate everything
you say.
Everything in a whole new light.
Yes, non pink. So when I was younger, yeah. Well, but I used
to wear glasses that were yellow. Really? Because for one
summer during my formative years, I worked at trail mobiel
as an inspector. Oh, yeah, it's really good for snow. And so you
well it's also good for inspecting cargo containers
which is what they manufactured there. So all the inspectors
were the fact there was required all inspectors wore yellow
glasses that were a prescription. And so you and
because apparently you could see flaws and other things you can
see even see flaws right? With the yellow glasses on and I got
used to wearing them are actually kind of cool. Look at
everything through these yellow glasses.
When I when I fly aware, the specially yellow coded glasses,
and even when it's not sunny out, because you can actually
see the clouds. They're more defined. I really love the
yellowish glasses.
But these are the interesting glasses.
These are the kind that that turned dark when you walk
outside. Mine. Now the ones I'm wearing. So they once you have
now the new ones. Yeah, they shade automatically. Yeah, which
has a fundamental flaw I've discovered because you know, I'm
like, Yeah, I don't have to have two pairs of glasses with me,
except when you're driving in the car. The sun isn't shining
on them directly. So they're just in their light state. So it
kind of defeats the whole purpose,
which is what I have a driver's license. From some years back, I
had a pair of those glasses once and for some reason, the DMVs
camera or whatever, even when they weren't darkened up, darken
them up. So I actually have a California an illegal California
driver's license from some years back that has me as the picture
with a pair of dark glasses.
Come on, John, they're blue blockers, admitted you've been
wearing blue blockers all these years.
It should be
so anyway, just before we get started, I need to ask you a
question because, you know, the top of the news here is
something which I think is not at all been covered in the
United States and I think I know why. Did you hear anything about
a fear to builders speech at ground zero on 911? No, nothing
at all
right? Sip.
So this was played up as the big thing feared builders. He's
doing a speech at Ground Zero. He's gonna be talking about the
Islam and oh, we're all afraid because now the whole Muslim
world is going to terrorize the Netherlands because oh, he's
he's he's poking him. He's stoking him. This is no good.
And I have this is the Dutch version of the crazy pastor in
Florida. Yeah, yeah. Me Yeah. feared builders I am now
convinced if the guy was for real, he would have been dead by
now, which he's not. Since he's not, this guy is he's a total
plant. That's his entire job. He'll never be in the coalition
government. His entire job is to look a little bit crazy with the
blonde hair all pulled back and and make people afraid. Just
just like the pastor from from Florida.
So apparently the pastor from Florida supposedly, and of
course, when you have this guy involved, you wonder what the i
because I've made this a certain just crazy assertion that the
pastor in Florida is is CIA.
supposed to? I would believe that. I think he's a plan.
Yes. saying so. So apparently he's backed off because of a
phone call a personal phone calling guys. Yeah. From gates.
Robert case, yeah, Defense Secretary Gates. And so and
apparently gates invited him to come down to New York up to New
York. And I guess on the government dime, I don't know,
on go to New York to talk to the IE mom who I am also convinced
the CIA because there was only there's a very a couple of very
interesting articles that came out this last week or so.
Wait a minute. Did you see the one about the connects the whole
Ground Zero mosque to the CIA?
The victory mosque? Yeah. You don't think connected to the
CIA? Yeah. So here's what happened. Here's what I think
happened. Which I don't I don't think we're doing anybody a
favor by or especially not doing the CIA any favors by discussing
this? No, I, I think the thing was planned to become a
honeypot. And this guy, because this guy has been going back and
forth to the Muslim countries is what what happened was the right
wing talk show host got ahold of the fact that this character is
Imam was being shipped by the State Department, year after
year to to Egypt and his various Muslim countries where it
slammed the United States. And he make all kinds of crazy
assertions, which, of course, never get over here because they
have to treat the translations too harsh. And so somebody's
translated a few of these who said, This guy's terrible, but
in fact, he that he may have been setting up a honeypot the
whole time, unbeknownst to, to all the right wing talk show
hosts who kind of screwed over the Bucha Exactly, they had made
a big stink. And so meanwhile, now the whole thing is like a
mess.
Yeah, there's an article that I have in the show notes that
really connects all the dots between the organization that
the foundation that is actually either paying for sponsoring
part of the the quote Mosque, the mom, and it goes away, like,
like two degrees separated from the CIA, it's it's getting
pretty obvious.
Yeah, it's too funny. So anyway, so it was so so all the do
gooders, the right wing do gooders, you know, trying to
stop bad things from happening. They got, you know, they got
into the mix, and they've basically, you know, messed up
the idea that this could be a pretty fantastic honeypot. And,
and now, I thought I would guess that the CIA has to go back to
square one on the whole thing. And by
the way, whenever Donald Trump gets into the mix, you know,
it's rigged. Trump is like, Oh, I'll buy that. I'll just buy
that. Like, okay, Trump's in fixed, not buying it. It's like,
the guy's like, he shows up right on cue. Crazy. So yeah,
so I'm looking at the I'm looking at the news rundown of
all the articles about visitors being at the ground zero. And
they're all you know, Fox News, and nobody just basically not
covered. The Bloomberg had a note about it American thinker,
the rest of his blogs, the The Christian Science Monitor talks
about him going heading there. And that's it. There's
nothing I'm telling you. And here's like the big news front
page of the newspapers, and he's going to provoke the Muslims.
And it's funny because Mickey actually caught herself. The
other day, we're talking about this, and he's on the front page
of the paper and I'm like, Oh, my God, it's so obvious. This
guy is just and she's like, Yeah, but it's kind of scary.
Because, you know, we could have terrorist and she went like, oh,
geez, I can't believe actually fell for it's just like,
exactly, exactly. It's so obvious. And you know, and
meanwhile, there's no government. They're all like
laughing the guy will never be in the coalition and the people
are getting hoodwinked. But good wings. That's all right. Got our
no agenda producers. They're on to it, though. Yeah, well,
that's
what we do. That is what we do. Why don't we so I want to say hi
to everybody that was at that meet up and Sorry, I wasn't
there. It sounds like it was a lot of fun. And even though you
have a new job, Jon Hamm character amongst you, and
pictures is too funny.
I did learn something, John. We still really aren't quite all
that great with all The credits, were doing pretty good All
things considered. But we have missed a couple of things.
People are okay with it. I do have a birthday that I have to
make up for what to do with the birthday segment. Oh, and I also
have to dee doo dee doo sched sales guy up is hereby deduced
he, he brought a quarter knighthood. So make sure that he
so I think that's to make him an associate exec or for this
episode
to learn. Yeah, that would be associate Exec. Okay.
Just want to make sure he's on there because he he wants his
name. sales guy. You. You, you jail up. UJOEP Joop you, sales
guy you. I mean, really everyone who was there should kind of be
deduced. I mean, I can't remember every but
just do it. Just do you know.
Here's here's here's a big
group D douching. And then you read down with
it. All right, everybody. Put your hands on your iPad. You've
been D deuced.
How it's wonder what people think the first time listeners
do you mean? tuned out? What are you talking about?
Going back to Alex Jones.
Hi. Bill told me to listen to this show. It's funny. It's
funny because I got a note from Hold on. Let me bring it up
here. Dame or where was it? Who do we who do we Dame last week?
I don't think we named anybody.
Did we did we do we did we did? I thought I'd save that here.
Crap. Dame Walker. Remember her husband? All right, okay into
her. And she said she walked into our office and several
people from the office congratulated her on her day and
heard. She said it had no idea. Those people are listening to
the show. That's great. You know, I think something's afoot
here. And by the way, my old man, my dad. Yesterday, we saw
him at my sister's wedding. He said in the morning. Late what?
Yeah, I liked that show. That's pretty good. But you guys do
there? Yeah. Your donors love you.
Do love producers. Well, I said
I set him straight, obviously.
Good. So I want to mention a kind of a. I wouldn't call I
wouldn't say offhand that it's a mia culpa. But we were duped the
two of us and it's a minor Dupit do patient okay. But we were
duped by this 3d image of a child. I know. And that was
probably a shock drawing done in that perspective that that?
Yeah, that artists does.
Yeah, no, that's probably my fault. But but when I read the
story, it came across if they had some holographic image, I
mean, I don't know if you saw the story in the show notes. But
I also got the email you're referring to. And it's just a
really elongated kid. But still, it's still kind of weird when
you're driving up and all sudden the kid kind of pops up on the
pavement you know, chasing the ball. It's still kind of weird.
I guess there was an entire episode I think it was art land
or one of those shows that used to be on the on the cable that
dedicated to the guy who invented this idea he did does
chalk drawings. In fact, we were at shot at a art festival in
Palo Alto a couple of weeks ago. And they they allowed there's a
bunch of chalk artists on the side streets. It's a very big
event. And two or three of them did this perspective style
drawing and you have to you know, yay to get yourself
positioned in the right spot and it looks really good when you
see strength. Yeah, but it's hardly a hologram
but but the the article literally said holographic
image. So yeah, yeah, now we were duped but you know, we're
we'll be the first ones to say.
nearly caught it. Sorry. Take as much Alright man, let's
do it. Let's thank some producers here for making the
show happen.
All right, let me go back to where we were. POM. pom, pom,
here we go. Nice. Sorry. I just gotta do this. Okay, we have a
couple of executive producers. Including Ryan story. Who
won't he be a
standalone box executive producer. Now he
is. What is this lucky 1010 10 celebration knighthood?
What is it? Well, he took The if you look on the donation page,
there is a there is a 10 $1,010.10 cent donation in
which he took. And he added something to it and I'm not
absolutely sure why because it's comes out as he might be, I
don't know, maybe
euros or something No, Australia, he's on
Australia, which would be less. Whatever the case is he gave us
$1,358.27, which amounts to a knighthood and a an executive
producer in a separate box. Yes. Hi, John and Adam Ryan story
from Adelaide also have set up WW no agenda domains.com And
we'll send the cash through through slave style. Keep up the
great work. Also de douching Gima de douche Hell yeah. Ben de
deuced he wanted it because he just thinks is a cool jingle.
Which I think it is. I think
it's one of my best days it was one of our better ones. Paul
couture and
his lovely wife. Both get a executive producer. Clue we have
Ryan in the box we have Paul couture and his wife executive
producers in Antioch. Tennessee.
What's What's his wife's name again? It starts rolling a it's
we got to do it right dude.
Yeah, yeah, get second open at once. Adriana.
Kane Catriona gonna Adriana Kane couture, which is kind of a nice
name.
Adriana. Yes, sexy. It is. So they did. That's fine. So that's
500 Each from Sir Paul and Adriana. Scott Danny Walker town
North Carolina is the is the beat is the otium knighted
person, I guess he wouldn't get the executive producers job. So
let's go to the last executive producer, which is Timothy
Cavanaugh, Lawton, Michigan. He was an executive producer for
233. You spelled my name wrong on the credits. So if you get it
spelled right on episode 234. So give us another 333 33 He says
it may be a new way to get more donations, which is that every
time we screw up, we get more money to say hey, correct that
mistake. I find it peculiar, but I'm not going to complain about
it.
No, I am now copying it from the spreadsheet. So I get it. Right.
Sorry about that.
We have Associate Executive Producer Greg Stone. And he's
got in in the morning donations what he says he's getting it
he's working toward knighthood. Rory stone.com. And also see
Chase McCarthy and Christian stead vi Virgin Islands. Is that
right? Sounds like it's Christians. That sounds like a
Virgin Island possibility. Says Vi has got to be used not
virgin. It's got to be Virgin Islands.
I guess. So yeah.
I've written both you about a gold night idea he wants with
gold coins. Never written I mean, horses send the shot.
Think we got enough coins going on. And so he's an executive,
also Aaron Harper, of Smyrna, Georgia, to 22. And he's also
got a birthday call out for his sister, which we'll do later. So
that's our
sales guy up of course also.
Also, yeah, nother associate producer. We have quite a few.
That's good. This is good. It's fantastic. We must have done a
good show on Thursday.
Yeah, I was fine because I was over modulated just in the
beginning it like we went over shouting.
So just quickly on the PR front. It was very nice to see the
bamboo no agenda iPad holders which shoen soon will go on
sale. I'm using one right now, which is actually perfect for
for the jingles to hold the iPad. Very happy with that. It
was Dame Walters as I said. She got to deigned and, and that was
in her office mates. I congratulated her. Enzo who was
running got no agenda.com says I'm offering a 1010 10 promo on
all email accounts. I got no agenda.com $10.10 for the
account, in effect until the end of our show on 1010 10. Hope you
promote that obviously. And yeah, I think that's that's what
we have and we'll have our knighthoods later on. So thank
you, everybody, and, and congratulations to our executive
producers, our Associate Executive producers, you know
how it works. This is something that is a real credit, put on
your resume, put it in your email signature, put it on your
IMDB and of course as always, we will vouch for you if, if anyone
questions this credit, it's no different from having some
they're on an HBO series or a movie with the only difference
that will actually vouch for you, instead of those douchebags
in the mainstream media, all the rest of you out there, you know
what to do we get it and propagate the formula. Our
formula is this, we go out, we hit people in the mouth
shot which by the way was very funny. The no agenda meeting the
whole slave thing is working for us. It's really people lie.
Everyone's like, Shut up slave slave. Everybody's worst like
we're all slaves. We all know it. Hey, John, breaking news.
Breaking news. This just in from the BBC headline. British troops
investigated for heroin smuggling.
Yeah. You know, I looked at that article, and it came through and
I was thinking, you know, this, I mean, we this will we've
talked about for forever, years, years, but but I'm thinking how
does this come? How does this new story how does this new
story work? Because well, there you go. There, they found it now
they're going to stop it. Now. What happens in a situation like
this having worked for the government myself, you have, you
know, they've been running this stuff through the airplanes, you
know, you know, they've been hauling it out. What was that
movie with?
That was the American Gangster would discuss this,
this and how it works. I mean, they've been doing this for
years. But what happens is once in a while, some of fishes jerk
off
says, Hey, there's is heroin smuggling going on over there?
Some of fishes jerk off reports it before they can shoot him.
And next thing you know they owe a big investigation and Susan,
they may have to now have to reroute the plane so they just
get around.
But I thought it was so funny. If you read it says the Ministry
of Defense said they were aware of the quote, unsubstantiated
claims that troops were using military aircraft to ship the
drug out of the country. Military already has been
tightened with additional sniffer dogs being used as part
of the crackdown on the basis. These dogs are freaking high
man. They're like, like, Shut tell the dog to shut up.
Silly is when I read that story just laughed.
We regret any inconvenience this causes to our service personnel
than any of our people found to be engaged in trafficking of
illegal narcotics will feel the full weight of the law. What the
hell does that mean? The last slide is the best. Afghanistan
is the source of 90% of the world's opium.
Hmm, yeah, that's why we
like it's almost like it's funny is like a nudge nudge. I know
what I mean. I
Yeah. Little coded message in there is funny.
It just killed me to have that come in. I love it.
Yeah, of course, nothing changes.
You have a lot of clips. I have a couple of clips.
Because we got we got sent a clip to them from one of our
listeners, producers. A couple clips he sent in, but we're
gonna run those next on. Probably have to run them on
Thursday because I wasn't prepared for him at the moment.
I have a couple of interesting clips. I don't want to many of
them are highly entertaining. But let me just give it well,
you're just gonna get one out of the way. Good, good. No,
actually, I better save for the second half of the show. Because
it's too nutty, nutty.
Yeah. So that's, you know, I was doing a little cruising around
the 911 speeches that were made. And there was a very disturbing
meme that kind of popped up. So first of all, we have here's
Michelle Obama, was in Shanksville. And so she was
speaking there, as was former First Lady, Laura Bush. And I'm
just going to play like a minute and a half of Michelle Obama.
And listen for the mean, because that pops up in a moment. And I
have a little clip of the President's weekly address. And
it was a little disturbing.
The men and women of flight 93 were college students, and
grandparents. They were businessmen, pilots and flight
attendants. There was a writer and antique dealer, a lawyer,
and engineer. They came from all different backgrounds. And
by the way, she was sniffling throughout this entire thing,
which was kind of weird. I don't know she had a cold or a coke
tick, but she was sniffling the whole time and touching her nose
and I'm just gonna think she had flu like symptoms,
all walks of life. And they all took a different path to that
September morning. But in that awful moment, when the facts
became clear. And they were called to make an impossible
choice. They all found the same resolve, they agreed to the same
bold plan. They call the people they loved many of them giving
comfort, instead of seeking
explore, I just have to point out that there were no air
phones on any of the planes that were used during September 11.
So it is, of course miraculous that people were able to use
their cell phones at 30,000 feet to call home. So I just want to
point out, yeah, it's,
it's ridiculous. It's fantastic, meaning
they were taking action and that everything would be okay. And
then they rose as one.
They acted as one, get ready for the mean here.
And together, they changed history's course. And in the
days that followed, when we learned about the heroes of
Flight 93, and what they had done. We were proud. We were
awed, we were inspired. But I don't think any of us were
really surprised. Because it was clear that these 40 individuals
were no strangers to service and to sacrifice.
Okay, so there's a meme in there, which we'll get to in a
second.
Well, there's actually a slew of them. And it's almost as though
is written by a mean master. I mean, you have changed history
rose as one, heroes proud and whatever and no strangers to
service. That would
be the one. So if you listen to the President's weekly address,
here's what he had to say
My Brother's Keeper. I am my sister's keeper. And on this
day, we recall that at our darkest moment, we summon a
sense of unity and common purpose. We responding to the
worst kind of depravity with the best of our humanity.
By the way, for a minute here when I heard this, I thought I
was hearing Bush talk, like so we were summoned. What did he
say? He says, It's really weird. His
we responded to the worst kind of depravity with the best of
our humanity.
Oh, right, the best of our humanity, which is go in and
kill some Arabs in Iraq. That was the best of our humanity.
That's what we did, right? Yeah, nice, real nice, Pres.
So each year, this time, we renew our resolve against those
who perpetrated this barbaric act of terror, and who continue
to plot against us, for we will never waver in defense of this
nation. Kick Your Ass. We renew our commitment to our troops,
man, all who served to protect this country, to their families.
But we also renewed the true spirit of that day. Not the
human capacity for evil, but the human capacity for good. Not the
desire to destroy. But the impulse to save to go kick your
ass. That's why we mark September 11 as a National Day
of Service and Remembrance.
Oh, and there's a link right underneath the video to
service.org.gov Sorry. So they've got the service mean,
they have now literally turned 911 into a day of service. We
have to go serve slave. So so that bothered me and I just
wanted to remind people that you notice there's you know, there's
when, when the airplanes brought down the Twin Towers, they had
cameras at LAX waiting for the course the flight never arrived
there was supposed to go from Boston to LAX, but there was
also no no one waiting for anyone because, Gee, I don't
know. No, no, maybe no one was really expected to arrive. It's
always been a huge year gap. Have you ever seen that video
which is in the show notes you just see like a camera and no
one's around. No one's waiting. No limo drivers waiting for
businessmen and women. Nothing at all. And of course, that's
why you never hear anything about the passengers on the
other two planes but only about flight 93 A movie was made about
only one flight flight 93 This is the airplane that went
straight into the ground left a sliver of a hole with no debris
around it whatsoever. And of course we have the famous words
of Mr. Donald Rumsfeld. Christie is brilliant. She shit wrong one
pocket. All that work here comes
of a sense if we imagine the kind of world we would face. If
the people who bombed the best Hall in Mosul are the people who
did the bombing in Spain are the people who attack The United
States in New York. Shut down the plane over Pennsylvania.
Oh, that's right. He slipped, didn't he? He says the people
who shot down the plane over Pennsylvania.
Yeah, just shut down the plane just shut down
the plane wasn't like it. Let's roll situation they shut down
the plane. So I just Well,
that's yeah, one of many faux pas that we seem to be catching
more and more I want to bring one natural talking. I don't
want to get off this topic. I'm gonna go back because I have
some Obama clips. But now that you bring up slips of the
tongue, I want you to play a clip. And tell me if you knew
this. Tell me if you knew this plane, new explosive.
Okay, I am looking Oh, here it is got it new explosive. They
found a new kind of plastic that was undetectable as an
explosive. They used it to try and assassinate the head of the
intelligence for the Saudi Arabian government prints. And
he told us all about it. We didn't react. The next thing was
the so called underpants bomber who used to try to bring down a
plane. So we're gonna keep on jumping into technology. So
they'll try to come up with new things. We'll try to counter
those new things. In the meantime, a best defense is
always still gonna be the flying public.
Wow, a new type of explosive. You don't think they could have
used that? Let me think you don't think they could have used
that on like a building or something? John?
This was no I don't think this was a new explosive. I think
that's what he just what he said. I don't know what you're
getting at. But I think this is something that does apply some
variation on a plastic explosive of some sort. The point is, I
don't know about this explosive. I don't remember it being
discussed during the underpants bomber. And how they held it
those crappy the scanning devices at the airport spot
this? Well, they
don't look at your penis.
Did you ever hear about the new explosive? I
never heard about the new explosive. It's a magical
explosive, though. Well, they've
tried to kill some Saudi with it, apparently. And I guess you
can't see it on these these devices? Because it's new. Yeah.
And it probably is the swap doesn't work on who knows? I
don't even know what it is. I mean, is it Semtech? 10? I mean,
what could it possibly be? There's, you know, there's
people always inventing explosives. Yeah.
Where was that from that clip?
That was that was a let me get my notes. That was on C span, of
course. And it was a counter it was some sort of a crazy meeting
that they were they were broadcasting let me get the
notes on the other desk and I'll read what I have. Walking,
walking, walking.
Meanwhile, no, something's wrong with the jingles are not
working. Oops, what happened here? Why is that not working?
This is a national security preparedness meeting that took
place in Washington. That was Thomas Kean. Talking about the
new explosive that nobody else seems to have discussed that I
know of. I didn't read it. I don't think any of our listeners
know about a new explosive I have never heard of undetectable
so why are we using these stupid devices? And of course he
doesn't make the comment that their best defense is the flying
public, which is being cowed because the flying public's ago
stopped the shoe bomber with a slant somebody slammed, you
know, a fire extinguisher into his head. That's what you want.
Yeah, that's exactly
what you want. We just need the slaves to be good.
So anyway, I just find that peculiar, but this is what we
pick up on, by the way on the show, which is we look for the
slips of the tongue. Because the truth does come out in some
funny way. Because these guys can't shut Shut up. Shut up.
Exactly. I mean, it's so obvious. But that Rumsfeld clip,
it's just like, you know, no one ever stops to talk about it. You
know, just once a year, you got to bring that back and
ya know, you That's it should be an evergreen clip. So yeah, it's
like, oh, yeah,
forgot about that. Hey, oh, here we go. Now it's working. I'm
sorry. I'm fixing stuff here. Let me just check this out. See
if it works.
I watched the press conference. You watch the speech. I watched
the press. This guy is the worst. I can see why they don't
have more press conferences. This guy is so boring at a press
conference. Oh, that is like, I took a bunch of it's just like
you're played the Obamas boring clip and see how much of it you
can put up with.
Like, you know, we have our
Sheikh Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and why has that stalled? And
will Guantanamo remain open for another year?
Well, the you know we have success delivering a lot of
things. Bam promises that we made.
One where we fall in short is closing Guantanamo. I wanted to
close it sooner. We have missed that deadline.
You know, I actually have a clip from the, from the press
conference, something slipped in there. Can I throw that in clay?
It wasn't very boring. Misty
is brilliant. She is dedicated. And she was part of the team
that helped save this country from a depression.
So he's talking about Christy Romer, Christie rammer, the head
of the Economic Advisory Council to the president who has helped
us into this horrible mess who promised us no more than 8%
unemployment. And of course, she's brilliant. She's great.
She helped us avoid that we got back from the brink avoid the
depression. But wait, this is where it got very interesting.
So we're gonna miss her dearly. No, yeah, yeah. But today, I'm
happy. Yeah, because no job experience, but we're gonna miss
her dearly to announce
Austen Goolsbee as her replacement. Austin's been one
of my good friends and close economic advisers for many
years. He's not just a brilliant economist. He's someone who has
a deep appreciation of how the economy affects everyday people.
And he talks about it in a way that's easily understood.
Okay, so first of all, let's play the shadow puppet. Show a
little wiki pedia search, so take that with the truth, which
is written on Austin ghouls B. So this is the next dickhead to
come in and help advise our president on the economy. Do you
know anything about Austin? Dean goals be John.
Well, emphasizing the word Google. Yeah, Google is Google's
be
well listen to this at Yale. That's a clue right there.
Goolsbee was a member of the Yale Political Union, the improv
comedy troupe just add water. The Yale Debate Association and
Scotland's gauntlet Oh, everybody. And here's the best
part though. I had to look the word up. This should be the word
of the day. extemporaneous because he was awarded. Oh, he
won the national championship in extemporaneous speaking in 1987.
Sweet Talker
adjective spoken or done without preparation. In other words,
bullshit. He's He's an expert in bullshit. Yeah, X. Arrhenius.
So Jon Stewart describes him as the Elliot Ness meets Milton
Friedman. He
does look that way, doesn't it? But of course also, it's like a
goofball. He has zero real world experience once again.
Okay. No, we can't have anybody in the Obama administration has
actually worked for a living? No, absolutely
not. But his academic research focuses on the internet, the new
economy, government policy, taxes, taxes. He's taught a
class on Economics and Policy in the telecom media and technology
industries. He's known in political circles as a centrist
and academic circles. As an in academic circles as an empirical
economist, he focused focuses on human activity in natural
settings, you know, like slaves to find economic explanations
for how people behave. Dude, we're gonna die. This guy is
horrible.
Of course, he was hilarious.
And he's from Chicago. Of course. So no one catches that
no one's I mean, Scotland bones. Come on. This is the bush club.
And he's and he was born in Waco. Jesus Christ. So that I
did catch from the from the press. Yes. That was a good
catch. I thought it was worth it. Well, that was okay. But
yeah, otherwise the President was very boring. Very boring.
Here's one thing you can play the President's boring longer
but it's so boring. It's ridiculous. Here's where he
we're here where he goes out of his way. And by the way, coughs
up and hymns in AWS? We know that Obama is a an agnostic,
minimally, probably an atheist, but yeah, but agnostic
minimally, somebody has to play the game. So he goes and
actually lies. Now, Obama claims to be a Christian. This was at a
press conference and the way he hems and haws and gets to the
point. It's just it's just it was almost making me laugh out
loud.
Stays to remind the American people that we are one nation
under God and we may call that God, different names. But we
remain one nation. And, you know, as somebody who relies
heavily on on, on my Christian faith in my job I understand,
in my job only
the passions that religious faith can, can raise. But I'm
also respectful that people of different faiths can practice
their religion, even if they don't subscribe to the exact
same notions that I do. And that they are still good people, and
they are my neighbors, and they are my friends. And they are
fighting alongside us in our battles.
What does that mean? It doesn't mean
anything. And the thing by the way, you did catch the in my job
and my job. Yeah, because a real Christian will say in my life,
yeah, in my life. Everybody knows
this. This was the there's the press conference where politico
noticed politico.com that he wasn't wearing his wedding ring.
Did you catch this? No, no, he wasn't wearing his wedding ring.
And so of course, I'm like, Oh, I think some have the they
actually political scrub the story. So I got it from from a
cash. And here it is, I think political that some of the
reporters were actually joking about it. I mean, the Joker is
pretty funny. I want to quote it verbatim. Journalist Keith
Koffler joked, quote, there were some snickering in the press
room afterward that he might have become so hungry during
Ramadan that he ate the ring. So of course, you know, it was
like, Well, you know, he's like, Well, no, though. The ring was
broken.
And what how do you how do you break a ring? Well,
there's only one answer, John. This is the other Obama and he
forgot to put the ring on.
Oh, that could be that's the stammering Obama. Yes. So that's
the one that goes on Letterman. He's got the one liners he's
right on.
That's that's that's the the rockin Obama. And so
interestingly, I watched a West Wing Week, West Wing Week. Very
interesting episode.
Welcome to the West Wing Week, your guide to everything that's
happening and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, this week, September 3
to the ninth or the year 5771.
Now, do you know what that means? What? Did you hear it?
Yeah. 5771
is that the Jewish year?
So listen to a little portion. The President was focused
on the economy making two trips to the industrial heartland on
Tuesday. So first, we get all the blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah. NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen in the
Oval Office discuss NATO strategic priorities to ensure
the organization can adapt to meet the missions of the 21st
century including the current NATO commitment to Afghanistan.
Later that afternoon, the President hosted a conference
call with more than 600 rabbis to celebrate Rosh Hashanah, the
Jewish New Year.
I know the sound of the shofar is one of the highlights of the
Rosh Hashanah liturgy, and that that call is both urgent and
timeless and familiar and distinctive, ushers in the new
year. And with you, I hope and pray that this year would be a
year of health and happiness, joy and justice and ultimately,
perhaps a year of peace on WIZO.
First of all, I find kind of interesting, you know, like
everybody's supposed to know that it is the year 505,771 gets
pretty pretentious, which I had to look it up. I'm like, What
the hell? Oh, okay, then I got it immediately. So we host a
conference call with 600 rabbis. But this is one of these special
years where the Ramadan falls on exactly the same moon, if you
will. No mention of him calling any Imams or anything? Does he
just call the rabbis?
Well, I don't know is that the I had to look it up quickly. But I
don't think that the the Arab calendar is the same as the
Jewish calendar. Is it?
The the Ramadan and Russia? HaShana?
All right, Ramadan is just to say, right, right. Same day. I
don't know what it should be reported on that show.
Not on West Wing Week. And what's an insult? You know, it's
like year 5771. Well, not everyone agrees with that. And
he had a conference call for
bias. It's an interesting yeah, it's it's actually a point of
disagreement.
Yeah, I think that's, you know, what's more insulting some
douchebag you know, pretending he's taken sides. taking sides.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Now, a lot of a lot of weird stuff.
They're slipping up John, the ring thing bothers me. You know,
the, and of course, now we can connect the ringless Obama to
the stuttering Obama. So now we kind of know what to look for.
tambling stammering right the stammering Obama. Let's remind
people that they were to inaugurations and people don't
remember this
you know? Yeah, that's true I forgot it as a matter of fact
Well you're the one that came up with the whole I mean I'm
earthquake machine your Oba to Obama's remember to Obama's your
mama's less because
you can tell you got gray hair hair was really slow witted I
think he's twins
yeah funny anyway John
it's one of these days are going to catch them in two places at
the same time that's what I'm gonna do all thing and then
we're giving a speech somewhere in Indiana it'll I think
it'll be on Air Force One that's where it's going to happen where
they're not supposed to be on Air Force One at the same time
or they both got on the wrong Air Force One this year force
ones you know as you might as well have to Obama's so man
Michelle must be tired
no she's she's having a good time maybe so she's unbelievable
trying to find a clip some or a news article somebody sent me
which is hilarious I'm gonna have to find it. But it's
apparent an MSNBC article that came out discussing the
scandalous pedo bear.
Oh no, I have I Oh, dude, I have it right here because we're in
big trouble because we are artwork for episode two to 33
was of course Joy Bay har joy. Yeah, Joy pedo care here. So
here it is. You know Bay hard Peto Bay Harbor Bay Harbor,
right. The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department is
warning parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made
popular John by pedophiles and sexual deviance.
It was made popular by some kids, dude, that's us. Well,
tell the other people that use the beat. I mean, it was my son
that turned me on to the imagery. And apparently
everybody that said you know that's a millennial, they've
they've been using the pedo bear as an example. You just throw
him out there. When somebody as a kind of a kind of a messaging
thing. It's got nothing to do with pedo philia drawing. Here's
kid look at my pico there.
You You're wrong. Here's the Ministry of Truth known as
MSNBC, the pedo bear began as an online Japanese cartoon
character and is known for his lecherous nature towards pre
pubescent children. Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear
as a mascot.
Where's the documentation for anybody adopting the fare is, as
is right here. In the report, it's in the news. Shut up, save.
Although there have been no reported sightings of the image
on the Central Coast. Like it was gonna show up and like a
laser light show a sighting of the field, it gets better. Begin
to repeat this. Although there have been no reported sightings
of the image on the Central Coast. Individuals dressed in
the bear costume, and car decals have been seen in Southern
California.
What a bunch of
idiots, local law enforcement cautions parents to be aware of
the image, particularly at public events. Kids, if you see
this bear don't go towards him. yelled loudly for an adult.
Can you believe these people? I mean, this is an example of
what's wrong with editors, publishers and reporters. They
don't they're they're out of it to an extreme they don't
understand the pedo bear. There's nothing about these
guys. This is the dumbest Fox I've ever seen in my life. These
people
thank you for for the F bomb John that that really
accentuates when they count. It is so no mention about the
Olympic bear or any of that. I mean, it's just it's crazy. But
anyway, for concerns about the image contact the sexual assault
felony Enforcement Division, known as safe. And there's a
phone number you can call so somebody
puts the pedo bear on your website or something. Give these
guys a call. They'll be waiting to hear from ya.
Dude, we're screwed. We're gonna get a call. I can't wait to try
and get back into America. That's where they can't
understand. You've been using the imagery of the pedo. Bear.
Bear.
No, man, that was Nick the rat. Dude. I didn't do it. Nick the
red
the Ratty trying to screw it.
Nick, the rat is trying to get us busted. It's just
unbelievable. It's just unfreaking believable. It is so
bad.
So this is why we have to keep doing this show because these
people are morons. Yeah, yeah, they make that report and
actually publish it. And for MSNBC to let it go up. It just
shows you how stupid they are. I mean, it's unbelievable to me. I
was stunned when I saw that article, ya
know? I mean, I couldn't stop laughing. I'm just like, Oh my
god. This is an outrage. An outrage the people addressed in
the bear costume have been cited in Southern California. Hi Kids
give me a break. Hey kids. If you see this decal call for an
adult, because
oh my god, what do they think it's a club?
Someone is suggesting we do a no agenda pedo bear coin? Yeah. No
agenda fans.com Get them well, the last bear coin is we laugh
but but really, it's going
it's sick. It's sick and pathetic to be honest about it.
In fact, it's it's it's important. Yeah. Got it.
Oh my god. Actually, I had a pourraient jingle somewhere. I
should have had it to
get the ready at the ready. I'm sorry. Alright, let's do a
couple I got another clip do before. I have a pet peeve. By
the way, when you're ready, I'm gonna go into it Do
you want or you want me to hold off? Do you want me to do your
thing? I'll
do the pet peeve. Maybe I'll do the pet peeve right after we do
our donation. Right. Well, what do
you want me to do now?
But you know what we're gonna do? Well, I
don't know. I don't know. What do you want me but let's talk
more
about what's going on. If you haven't given us any stories
about what's going on, except for the meetup. In the in the
Dutch in the lower lowlands that get donations.
Well, okay. Well, Gitmo nation lowlands, of course is just like
Belgium. Following in its footsteps. Belgium by the way,
still also doesn't have a government they haven't. You
know, they
had this big scandal that you would they promoting it over
there. The huge scandal this week in Belgium. All the schools
are a bunch of pedo bears.
And the church and the church. Yeah. Oh, no, I actually laid
off of that, because there was so much it would have taken up
half an hour.
Okay, when they will just skip over because everyone's read it.
So I didn't want to
do it. It was just too much. And yeah, because we can't just be
about pedo bear, you know, yeah. No, I
agree. I just thought I just want to know if that was played
over there. Because they played it up. Big time over
No, no, very, very little play. Really? Yeah. They played it a
big here. No, but also remember the the trial and the
convictions in Portugal. I'm still not seeing anything about
Madeleine McCann. Nothing. You know, she was abducted in
Portugal, and now they have this big pedophile rings been been
convicted and no one's connecting the dots. It's like
Hello. Hello. How hard can it be
saying we get better news about Europe over here and you get
better news about us over there except for dirt wielders who,
you know, was not played up here at all. airs.
I do have a very, very, very funny clip, which I'll play from
Gitmo nation East. I actually didn't have time to to make this
into a clip. So I'm just going to talk for a second Oh, no
granola ad apparently that's good is from BBC. Oh, crap. Here
comes the advertisement. Anyway, so there was a big, big to do
here.
It doesn't get much more realistic than this in the
training exercise.
Now, let me just set this up. There was a training exercise in
the United Kingdom, which has not had a serious earthquake for
I don't know, 1000 years. I mean, seriously, earthquakes in
the United Kingdom. Okay. They had an exercise with hundreds of
first responders in the event of an earthquake. But not just any
old earthquake. Oh, no. And not just the Gitmo nation. East
first responders. Listen to this report from the BBC, it will
blow you away. Listen for the clues,
exercise Orion. And it's being staged here at four Widley near
Portsmouth to see how teams from Europe and the Middle East and
cope with the aftermath of an earthquake. This scenario of
five storey apartment block has collapsed because of the
earthquake. And with the first firefighters arriving, one of
the problems they're facing is a lot of angry and anxious people.
Don't get me here as quakes in this country, but it's a
catastrophic event. It could be a major structural collapse, it
could be possibly the 911. Or
we know we didn't. So this guy literally says we don't get many
earthquakes. But it could be 911. I mean, is this like
advertising a false flag to turn
to we're just saying I can't imagine what's listed go on.
Right?
It could be a major structural collapse. It could be, God
forbid a 911 or something like that. We could have a massive,
you know, a massive collapse or explosion somewhere which would
similar it'd be very similar to what we're seeing now. Amongst
those taking part of this team from the United Arab Emirates,
and these German rescue workers The exercise is aimed at forging
closer links between rescue teams from different countries.
That's the real benefits to know each other to learn from each
other and to meet other structures and people and so on.
To add to the realism people from an organization called
amputees in action are playing the parts of seriously injured
Carrie.
So then they go on about, you know about the exercise itself,
but then another, all the other reports, so they had more than
600 actors and amputees. And here's the actual details. The
biggest quake ever to hit hit the UK at Dogger bank in 1931.
Measured just 6.1 doesn't even say on what scale and caused
only one fatality, a woman in whole who had a heart attack.
But they are all over the place that comparing the earthquake to
something like Haiti. I mean, could you advertise it anymore?
That essentially we're in a in a geological earthquake machine,
maybe even with weather modification war, and we're
preparing for it. We're just getting ready for it for I
suppose being the second half
of the show.
Well, you asked me what was going on over got going on over
here. And this is it.
Over the piano, that's pretty odd. Let's put it that way.
Over the past 1036 years since records began in the year 974.
Only 11 People are known to have been killed by earthquakes in
Britain.
They really like keeping records. If he was Switzerland.
Yeah, it's it's just not. It's just absolutely crazy. So the
only thing I can think of is, yeah, stand by. And the guy is
even saying, Yeah, well, we don't have many earthquakes. But
God forbid we could have a 911 Sure.
Well, we'll see in the weeks ahead. I think it's just so I
think he's just exercise about nothing personally.
Okay. Sure. No, we don't agree on a lot of things. But we agree
that there is some real earthquake machine action that
exists.
Well, you've documented it so I can't disagree, right? It
wouldn't be in these un documents if it wasn't something
going on and it's
in our own US government documents. Yeah. Okay. Let's
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Hey, John, did that sound like a commercial to you?
That wasn't that a commercial? Yeah, that was a commercial. But
that's what sounded like. NPR was.
Anyway, so we
got a smart card. So I guess if the smart card is a piece of
crap, yeah, there'll be never gonna mention. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you start blowing up left and right. It's that side of the
news.
So this is a story that the story by itself would have blown
me away. But the way that it was reported on NPR, and we'll have
to interrupt this clip a couple of times, John, this is about a
jail in the People's Republic of Southern California, yay. Who
are fortunate enough to have received from Raytheon I
believe, the very first ray gun to be used on prisoners. The
slaves, slaves need to be burned. And I'd like to analyze
this with you. Because of course, this is actually they
decided not to use this in Afghanistan because they felt it
wasn't really doing too well at winning the hearts and minds of
the Afghanis by frying them. So what better place to use then,
Bonner slaves here and listen to their support, John will have to
interrupt it because it is outrageously reported by the
Ministry of Truth. Hiding behind the shield of the commercial
National Public Radio
civil rights group is upset over a new non lethal weapon that's
being deployed at a troubled jail in Los Angeles County. The
device shoots a beam of high frequency energy supposedly
harmless but extremely painful. The jail says it's better than
using bullets and billy clubs to put down an inmate riot. But
critics say the device may not be as safe as advertised in VR
as Mandalay del barco reports. locked inside the pitches
Detention Center north of La official showed off their latest
tool for subduing rioting inmates. It resembles a
supersized dental X ray machine with a flat screen on top and it
works something like out of Star Trek,
you know, when they set their Phasers to Stun. They did that
so that they didn't kill people. Well, that's exactly what this
is is
great, John, it's a phaser set to stun. It doesn't really kill
you that it does stun you.
Mike Bowen is a vice president of Raytheon Missile Systems,
which built the device for the LA County Jail, a scaled down
version of what it designed for the military. You know, I
don't care if you're the meanest, toughest person in the
world. This will get your attention and make your brain
focused on making it stop rather than doing whatever you were
planning on doing.
A sleeve. Do I have your attention now?
Riots are nothing new at this jail. The pitches Detention
Center has a history of bloody inmate violence. Some of it
recently a huge fight broke out at a Southland jail this
afternoon. Authorities say up to 600 inmates were involved in the
disturbance at pitchess detention center in
Castaic. Have you ever heard about this jail with this
incredibly troubled jail?
Now they don't tell us much about the jails in our own
state.
Okay, because I hadn't heard about this huge riot apparently
that warranted microwaving the slaves.
The latest brawl between 200 inmates broke out two days after
the Raytheon device was unveiled. Dave judge the
operation deputy for the Sheriff's Department says the
machine is more effective than their usual methods, no silent
rubber bullets and tear gas grenades.
This is tame this is wild. This is a great way to intervene
without causing any harm.
It's great. No real harm to
the nice thing about this is it allows you To intervene at a
distance.
He says with the remote control device guards can focus on
specific targets using a monitor and a joystick.
By the way, notice the word joystick, ah, joyful.
Raytheon's Bowen says the device sends out millimeter waves
creating a harmless but intense sensation
and it penetrates about a 64th of an inch under your skin,
where your pain receptacles are so what it would feel like to
you is if you just open up the doors of a blast furnace, you
feel this way but heat you feel that immediately. You hear that?
Like laughing? They're laughing at the guy. Yeah, the
demonstrate
Well, this is the journalist that gets the it's demonstrated
like, oh, wow, that's really cool. It really burns. Oh, the
slaves will love it
is three of them. A reporter under Sarah was one of the
nervous volunteers as sheriff's deputies had a field day testing
the device on the media.
This is so funny. Let's try it on the media first. We're
turning the sleeves
that's hot Brian day from the Pasadena Star flinched from the
pain and jumped out of the way
first, it's just a warm and then it just really starts to becomes
an intense burning sensation real quick. I gotta try it. I
gotta try it. Oh. You fried me?
Oh, the company in the face? No, they got me in the neck is what
they got me. Can you believe that? In the neck? 10 minutes
later, I suppose.
What is the point of that comment? Oh, they got me in the
neck. They got me in the face. By the way. This things have got
to be inducing cataracts. Let's face reality.
Well, it's a millimeter wave. Isn't that exactly what the same
things they use at the airport, by the way, exactly. millimeter
wave technology, except it's just cranked
up a little more. So they could probably be frying people in
those in those booths at the airport if they wanted to. Yep.
The Sheriff's Department. I can kind of maybe it's in my mind,
but I feel like I can still feel this pain on my neck.
Well, you know, that's the mind. And that's the memory. So you
burn that sensation into your mind. Oh,
listen, listen, this is great. It's like, Listen, you shithead
slave, you won't forget that we taught you a lesson, bitch.
That's the mind and that's the memory. So you burn that
sensation into your mind, which is a positive thing. Because we
want individuals positive.
It's fair, we just broke your arm. Think about it as a
positive experience
positive reinforcement. This is very good for you slave.
Remember
what this feels like so that if they are inclined to do
something they may think twice.
Three years ago, the Department of Defense demonstrated a bigger
version of the device. As a group of people pretended to
protest the machine was turned on. The protest was fake. But
the sensation of burning flesh was real. Yeah. Now Los Angeles
has been given a smaller civilian version of the same
device for free but Hey, John, it's free.
That's interesting.
ACLU says that's a bad idea.
We're gonna use people in the jail's guinea pigs for some Mega
Arms builder to test their device.
Okay, there's a new one guinea pigs. That's it guinea pigs.
ACLU attorney Peter Eliasberg is asking the LA sheriff to
reconsider using what he says has a potential to be a torture
device.
These these ones what is the potential to torture device
sold is safe, they're new, they're high tech. They're safe.
Nobody gets hurt. Well, we heard that about tasers. And yet what
we subsequently find is that in fact tasers cause heart attacks
with people if they're repeatedly jolted,
Eliasberg says La deputies have a documented history of abusing
inmates. And they suggest a better solution would be to
prevent the overcrowded conditions that triggered jail
riots in the first place. So this
is actually what I think the whole story is about. I this
whole story is so incredibly outrageous. The way is reported
about guinea pigs about frying people about burning people
about remembering the pain. I think it's really just a way to
say look, either we start frying people, or we start letting
people out of jail and giving him Gitmo jewelry to stay at
home. I mean, I cannot imagine
well I think there's there's there'll be that actually I
think you've got it half right. I think they're gonna push the
either the jewelry on the one hand, at least one part of the
argument will be that toward that but the other part of the
argument when we can't ignore it is the fact that they're going
to want to build more jail walls, because those people in
the jails can be used to do work of slave labor literally have
all sorts of kinds because we don't you know, I mean, we
always like to complain about the Chinese using prisoners as
slave labor we actually do But as much as anybody in fact
probably more than anybody else, because we have so many we have
so many prisoners. So I think it's going to be it's going to
be a push to to build more prisons combo combo, but he'll
be there. Yeah, both so you can't get away from it but it's
gonna basically up to half the public will be in jail or be
bracelet ID. It's just already ridiculous high number
but it's just just I'm flabbergasted. I really am. I
just can't believe this that we're that we were now at this
point. We're frying people. Just harsh. I find it hard. Yeah, I'm
looking at I'm trying to find some. Some.
The links are in the show notes. Obviously no agenda shoulder
there's a
lot of if somebody if you look up 95 gigahertz GHz 95 GHz ray
gun, you will have links forever. I mean, there's, you
know, they go back to 2005. When Rumsfeld Of course, yeah, came
up. Yeah. Yeah, no, they have a down there as 94 gigahertz,
which makes me wonder is in this old report says that 94
gigahertz could affect enzyme systems in the body. Which,
of course it's harmless. It's just the illusion that you're
being born burned. It's just it's just an illusion. And
you'll remember it.
And if that 95 or 9495 gigahertz would affect enzymes in the
body. Why wouldn't the scanner at the airport do the same thing
though? It's less. Thank you. Let's amped up
on that. On that note, little article here at Chicago O'Hare
International Airport, a pregnant passenger saw that
she'd have to go through the full body scanner the naked
scanner, and instead asked for a pat down similar to what I asked
for her request. However, according to this report fell on
deaf ears. This is the consumerist and she was pushed
into the decision to be scanned anyway. Here's her quote They
repeated again for me to just go through the scanner it will be
done in five seconds. I was literally in tears because I
wanted a pat down instead of going through the machine. I
felt they declined me that option. No matter how much I
pushed for a pat down, they pushed harder for the machine.
And here's what the TSA said according to this passenger. Oh,
don't worry. It's less than an ultrasound. Ultrasound is not
radiation. Ultrasound is sound waves.
We were this reminds me of the we have one of our listeners is
a worship of at a Walgreens pharmacy and report it in that
some old man came up to the pharmacy because now all the
drugstores are giving flu shots and asked about the safety of
the flu shot. Has anybody been killed by it? And and the guy
says he overheard the pharmacist just with a with a without
missing a beat? No, the only people who have died didn't get
the shot. So I mean, it basically lies. I would I think
we have an interesting project ahead of us for the week just as
a as a as a we'll put it on a mailing. When I send out a
mailing to all people that are on the mailing list. I want
somebody to find a definitive document from the TSA that
specifically says and is signed by somebody I know there's one
out there that says you do not have to go through this device
if you do not want to and people could carry this with them when
they travel and
pull it out. It's on the TSA website.
Yeah, pull it out. I want a good go to pull it out and shoot and
say, Hey, right here says I don't have to Why are you making
me do that? You're violating your own rules. Yeah. What's
your name? I'm gonna have to report this.
Oh, yeah, that'll work. That's, that's don't listen, don't take
all of John's advice. Okay, you can pull out the pull out the
printed out website, but don't say Where's your boss. So that's
a good idea.
So let's get a document that we can carry around with us.
This is something actually I that we missed on on Thursday.
This is PATCO. This is the commuter line between New Jersey
and Philadelphia. commuters who ride PATCO train trains between
Southern New Jersey and Philadelphia. From now on should
expect random searches of their clothing pockets, bags and
vehicles on their morning trip to
work. Oh, nice, illegal Great. Great. Love it. Well,
no, no, it's not illegal because it's the Transportation Security
Administration, the TSA armed with explosive sniffing canine
dogs. They checked 663 commuter bags randomly selected from the
morning rush at the Lindenwold station on Tuesday. Do you know
what they found John?
Nothing one crackpot. Right. Yeah, that's what they're after.
We can conduct any kind of search we want, said McLean.
Doc. We could ask TSA to bring wands or X rays machines like
they have in the airport. So we don't think that's appropriate
for PATCO rated riders at this time. This is unbelievable. I
thought the President promised we wouldn't have to go through
this. I have it on audio tape, or he said no, taken off your
shoes, no hassle with the security. This isn't even the
high speed rail yet. This is a commuter line, and we're already
getting this one crack pipe.
You're right. I mean, this is exactly what Obama said. And now
we're getting it. So Obama says one thing one minute and then it
happens like a month later.
I'll make sure I get the clip for Thursday. Let's just do
crazy, crazy. And you know, we have to stand up to this at a
certain point.
We have to vote people out of office. We got to get rid of
these clowns. I mean, this these idiots that are in office right
now they should be listed, and we should be targeted, you know,
then I don't care if your local incumbent is a great guy. They
should all be voted out because they are the ones allowing this
as the government
sheriffs in North Carolina want access to state computer records
identifying anyone with prescriptions for powerful
painkillers and other controlled substances. The State Sheriffs
Association puts the idea saying the move would help them make
drug arrests and curb a growing problem of prescription drug
abuse you can vote sheriff's out to cancer
Yeah, well depends on the on the some sheriffs or not votable. I
mean, some of them are, are hired by the city manager
depends. A lot of these sheriff's gotta gotta go.
They want access to your medical records. And they need to know
if you are taking prescriptions because you know you might be
abusing your prescription.
You know, these guys can't do this is the law enforcement in
this country tends to find the easiest way to do their jobs,
you know that you're by spying on people, wiretaps, whatever
you can do, so you don't have to do any actual police work that
you were trained to do. And that's exactly what we're
dealing with here with this kind of thing. Well, the SPS they
well as why should we have to go through all that work? I'd
rather sit in the office and drink coffee all day.
So Philadelphia where the Liberty Bell actually pangs.
Appeals Court agreed with the Obama administration, the so
called good guys, that no search warrant is needed. If if law
enforcement wants to track you via your cell phone location,
they don't need a warrant for that anymore.
They can just cause that not the same as a wiretap. How's it
different?
Because it's called something else?
I don't know. It's like it sounds like a wiretap to me.
You're tapping into my phone, not on the phones telling you
where I am. No,
they're not. They're just calling AT and T and saying hey,
where is he? Where is human resource? 3751 Ah, yes, we've
got him pinpointed. So what we always knew was happening is now
not only happening but it's legal. I got more
if you depressing us enough. Did you know that Tom Hartman was
play the time for Hartman Republican this is kind of Tom
Hartman I'm sorry thank you are famous left wing pundit who sits
way too low on his on his chair and he's got a table in front of
him that makes him look like a 10 year old at the dinner table.
But he revealed some very weird fact play at the Thom Hartmann
Republican Republic. The
party of small business in middle America, I think was a
good president might have to
do to my dad was an Eisenhower Republican to the day he died.
And
I was a eight year old kid with i like i button in the state of
Texas. Yeah,
I saw. I saw those. I mean, I was gonna night and when I was
13. I went door to door for Barry Goldwater in 64. So I'm
you know,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Explain Barry Goldwater, John that not
everybody knows.
When I was a kid, Barry Goldwater and 1964 ran against
Lyndon Johnson, I believe as the Yeah. Lyndon Johnson for
president and Goldwater's day very early form of conservative
Republican very conservative, it didn't really think much of
Eisenhower and he was partially responsible for moving the party
to the right. At least in those days. They were very
unsuccessful, by the way with all their scheming. But
Goldwater came out of the John Birch Society movement. In the
extreme right wing guys including we have a pharmacist
down the street here from her place who used to have all these
all this signage all over the place used to be bumpers This is
the days when the bumper stickers were used by the right
wingers and the Republicans to do express disapproval of things
like get the UN I've you know, come you and ism was one of the
stickers get the US out of the UN impeach row Warren this whole
crowd? Yeah,
I gotta keep remembering to thank your generation for taking
care of that.
So anyway, so So I've always associated bumper stickers with
right wing kind of nut nut balls. And then over time, the
nutballs all became the left wingers and they're the ones
that use the bumper stickers now and the right wingers don't
care, because you know, they're good anyway. Because they don't
work clearly, you know, or Mr. Fitz appointed. And by the way,
there's an old rule if you have more than four bumper stickers
on your car, it means you can't drive. You'll notice this. If
you see one driving around, you'd be careful. You're doing a
ram. Yeah. So anyway, I just thought that was kind of weird.
Yeah. He had this guide named Pokken. On the show, who is a
apparently wrote a book called Bring bringing America home. And
he's an old school. So he was talking to an old school
Republican of the pre neocon era. And he actually made an
interesting point that kind of backs up our theory, which is
that Fox News is essentially
run by the Democrats by the Democrats. Now, if you which
clip is this, John, that you're saying this will be pulk in two,
okay. I wanted to make sure there wasn't a pocket one. No.
In a minute or so we've got left for talking with Tom Park and
his book bringing America home. And Tom Park and Pau Ke and his,
his website.com. How does How can the Republican Party purge
itself of this cancer so that the rest of us in American can
breathe a little easier that we're not going to be in
a huge problem, I have an easier time getting on your show than
on Mark Levin show who's read my book, who I brought to
Washington and will not put me on his show. I was supposed to
be on Fox show they read the book and that invitation
disappeared. It's a real problem. There's a blacklist the
neoconservatives have enormous influence over the mindset. And
I think they confuse a lot of conservatives who are, by and
large, not utopians, and not desirous of the US being the
world policeman, particularly with all the difficult economic
problems we've got here at home. And, and they you know, but
there's a lot of confusion out there. So some of us are
beginning to get the message out, and it's starting to
resonate. I've done a bunch of talk shows all over the country.
And there's an openness to this, what, three or four years ago.
So, so if anybody, you know, people out there should do a
little research on the neoconservative movement,
because it really comes from an extreme left wing group of
people. It always evolved from being the extreme, it was a
bunch of left wingers who have worked totally ineffective in
the Democrat Party, and they decided to go on to the
Republican side and express their ideas there. And that's
why it's no shock that, you know, George Bush, who was part
of this group, ran up the deficit took us to a bunch of
wars, did all these things that were big government oriented,
that, you know, are very, the antithesis of what Republicanism
and conservativism supposed to be, which is small government,
government out of your life, and all that sort of things, low
taxes and all the rest of it. I mean, he did, you know, do one
tax cut, which was, you know, controversial, but that's about
it. The point is, is that these are really the Neo cons are
really left wing Democrats that have just basically taken over
the Republican Party and the fact that and this fox, little
anecdote, why wouldn't this guy I mean, it's just another book.
I mean, why would
they let him on? Yeah, obviously, because he's,
he's complaining he used to be the head of the Texas Republican
Party. He's got a good background worked for Nixon
administration, the Reagan administration but they they
like he says he's been blackballed. He has to do Thom
Hartmann show. I mean, give me a break. So it's
neo-cons. Were the liberals who now turn turn conservative.
Well, they never know they were actually an they were an
extremist. More than liberal there were left wingers that
were very ineffective within the Democrat party that all turned
to the Republican Party to promote their their agenda there
and they've been very successful at it. But if you start really
looking at look at their their history of these guys, in the
end, go back far enough and you'll find they're all
Democrats turned Republican, and which makes some sense that Fox
would be run by Democrats. I mean, go Riley himself, let it
be known that in some odd way that he was a Democrat, as we
pointed out in the show some time ago. It's just the whole
thing is Just the whole thing is rigged. It's bullcrap. Wow.
Anyway, no.
It definitely helps our assertion.
There's another one I thought was interesting. This came from
C span a woman named Kate, buzzer Nikki are Zernike, who
just came out with a book called boiling mad it was about it's
kind of about the Tea Party, which people don't fully
understand her book might actually have some good
information. But half of the book the book is, is a survey
that was done that expresses all sorts of discontent at large
within the public, and it's kind of interesting to hear what
where the discontent is targeted, because it's kind of
where we target our show. So you can play the discontent clips,
Democrats as well. So
last part of your book, The appendix of your book is a very
long survey, New York Times CBS News poll of Tea Party
supporters going through the numbers I was actually struck
while the Tea Party was often exponentially higher in a lot of
the categories, there's a lot of dissatisfaction registered again
and again, among all respondents. Absolutely. I mean,
again, there's a strong anti establishment feeling in the
country and it's against. It's against the media, it's against
doctors, it's against lawyers, and it's against, it's against
every institution that we used to think of as sort of the
pillars of our society. It's interesting, if you look at a
Pew poll on this, and again, I mentioned this in the book, the
place that Americans reserved their respect for our I think
it's technology companies and one other area, but it's sort
of, it's the province of the entrepreneur, we see people we,
we, we've become we really prize individualism,
you know, I just have to say something because I had this
conversation with a couple of people over here who, you know,
people know that I do some kind of show, you know, they've heard
about it and by the way, the Dutch no agenda meeting was
characterized in the, in the media here as a as an Adam curry
fan meeting. It's kind of sad. Yeah, meet and greet fan club.
People saying no, so i Are you a conspiracy? Your conspiracy
theorists. And you're What are you a Tea Partier? And I have to
explain. So you know, the Tea Party was actually not a party.
It was it was a movement. But first of all, I have to explain
to people what the real tea party was, because they don't
know about that about the Boston Tea Party. And this really
started when Ron Paul was running for president. And there
were tea parties being held to raise money for his campaign.
And that essentially got hijacked. And I think you
probably predicted this first, John, that Sarah Palin was going
to be pushed ahead as the shill to be the representative of the
Tea Party, which is exactly what has happened. And so now there's
this party, a political party, quote, unquote, which is
probably more Republican than anything. But you know, it's
like the National Tea Party, I think is its official name. And
you got all kinds of weirdos in there, like Breitbart, and all
these crazy fuckers. But this never started as a political
party. And now it's this thing that's exists, and it does not
at all represent the people who actually are angry about the
whole system.
No, it's been a while you the old term is
CO opted co opted, right. I say hijacked co opted whatever
I like. I like the old Marxist term co opted.
And it's it's been, I think, done very successfully.
Oh, yeah. It doesn't take much. But I think there's you know,
that but it doesn't end it doesn't change the, in the disk,
the discontent aspect of the public. My My concern is that
what we're starting to see is that we have viable real
Republican candidates, like the one of the senators of the
female senator from Alaska, being not, you know, not towing
the, a certain kind of a checklist line and so far as her
conservativism and made it far as her being a checklist
conservative, and getting her pushed out in a primary where
she would obviously have easily won in a genuine the general
election to take a chance on some new guy who's really you
know, as a checklist conservative, he's got, you
know, his every box is checked, he's very, you know, against
abortion against gay marriage, check, check, check. A lot of
these things being social and in which really doesn't fix the
economy, which is the real problem and what Republicans
should be focused on, you know, who, you know, whether gay
marriage exists or not, it's got nothing to do with people
getting work, you know, or China, you know, stealing all
our jobs or offshoring or anything else. It doesn't have
anything to do with anything. It's just some checklist item
that you have to check off. So you're not going to be, you
know, pushed ahead. Meanwhile, guys like Dick Armey and some of
these other super conservative neocon types have already gone
into certain areas and pushed out a viable obvious winner and
ended up getting a Democrat and I think a lot of this is counter
intelligence work I think they're I don't trust these
guys. I think I think it
kind of proves that there's really no difference between
Democrat Republican it's all the same cabal behind it pushing
forward whoever is going to be the next puppet.
Exactly. So anyway, I'm not a fan of what I'm seeing but you
know, that's what we do here on the show.
Why don't we do this for a second John on the board trains
plays bad
okay, just a quick rundown only three stories but I think
they're all equally fun. Donated kidney thrown away after airline
refuses to fly it. Yes, those horrible airlines. Philippine
medics had to throw away a donated kidney when a local
airline refused to fly it you know why? Because they said they
were protecting the passengers from possible infection or
contamination. Because you know, this was a harvested Oregon they
can't carry that in the cabin. Just the High Speed Rail
Association at work to discredit planes make them look really
bad. And of course, we have to have people freaking out like
Tiffany Livingston Playboy centerfold, who fratta who
freaked out and tried to open the door on her JetBlue flight.
21 year old Tiffany Livingston is a she's a Playboy centerfold
for I think, what is it? Robber playboy. Now Singapore, the
Singapore Singapore version, or Singapore, you can't even put
gum on the street in Singapore, they can have a playboy there.
But anyway, the beautiful little line from this. So basically,
she was freaking out. Because she didn't know I'm sorry, she
became agitated because of turbulence, and appeared to grab
the handle of an emergency door. Luckily, two off duty police
officers happen to be on the flight stopped her before she
could apparently appear to open the door. What was the problem?
She hadn't take her medication, John core.
So we got a bunch of memes at once, ladies and gentlemen, it's
a double hit. It's a
double ride. And there's some boobs in there too. And the best
one, which I just love, because I know a little bit about the
aviation industry. This is the the sky rider seat, which is
nothing gets better than this. So I just have to say the reason
we do this trains good plains bad segment is because we know
that high speed rail is being pushed by the administration is
actually being pushed worldwide. It is what is going to create
jobs and apparently going to whisk us from one part of the
country to the other in three times three times the amount of
time it takes to get there by plane. And it's going to cost us
hundreds of billions of dollars but it'd be great and much
better because Well look what the airline industry is doing.
They're trying to give you these standing room seats. Have you
seen
these? Love these? Yeah, we blogged it.
But the thing is, this is the Skyrider they're going to so
they show this off at the aircraft interior Expo in
California, I guess this upcoming week. But you see this
thing has not been certified is it's not an official product.
Yeah, the this is this is a plant you see
Yeah, it's totally bogus. And you know, here's the other thing
that I finally concluded is bogus. You know, they keep
talking about Spirit Airlines ever flown Spirit Airlines? No.
I don't even know where they fly. But they keep getting in
the news. These are the guys they were asking to be $75 for
all carry ons. These are the same guys. Right? Yeah. 75 bucks
for carry on his Spirit Airlines. Oh, that's terrible.
The Spirit Airlines is what we're going to use these seats.
These guys. Well, who are these people? It's bogus. Because it's
totally bogus. These guys are front for like the whole scheme.
It will
take years you how long it takes to get a seat certified.
Anything in an aircraft has to go through years of
certification. These guys are saying they haven't even
submitted it for certification. So I can go to a trade show with
some bogus looking folding chair that rams your crotch into your
stomach and say, Oh yeah, this is what this is the new one.
This is what it's gonna be. We just have to submit it for
certification. It's like a flying car. No, it's like yeah,
great. It's not certified. It's not going to go anywhere. It'll
take years if they even get it certified, which I doubt the
thing looks like it would snap off in three seconds.
Yeah, it looks like crap. Now the whole thing is just designed
for the same thing. Go ahead, which means that Hill and
Knowlton must still be at work. I mean, it's on the I can
conclude sphere by the way I do. By the way, I was on a flight
where they had a human heart. And it's actually if you ever
get get lucky enough to be on one of these flights, and I mean
lucky, you will get to your destination so fast. They did
around. Yeah. Like you're on your. And they changed the name
because it was on United. So I got to listen to the cockpit,
because you're on channel 909. Yeah, it was like you were like
a big jet was like heavy, heavy 89 or 89. wide body 89 heavy was
original, but once they put the heart onboard, it became 89
lifesaver. Yeah. Oh, yeah, lifeline. I think probably our
lifeline. Yeah. And then as you all you heard was your got
priority, you know, and it was like, everything move aside. It
just like, just there's no nothing. It was just a straight
shot. I mean, I think I must have dropped a notch. It was a
flight from Chicago to New York. I believe you did. Like 10
minutes.
Yeah, but that's only with hearts not with kidneys.
kidneys. No good hearts. Good. Anyway, so that's the board
trains, plays man. Just a quick little oil Cabal. You know, when
you've been somewhere and you find out you got some listeners
in different places. Of course we have. I think it's each tear
I think is her name. Two fans from Bonaire, who were very
happy to have the show emanating from the island a couple of
weeks back. Fantastic occurrence John of course on the Isle of
Bon aire assumed the the islands of the Dutch Antilles, Curacao,
Bonaire, Aruba and I'm missing one one other one on 1010 10
actually will become Dutch real Dutch property they will
actually become like a municipality of the Netherlands
and the Dutch government will actually be running it they
won't have you know they'll it'll just be all duchies Oh,
it's already duchies but now it becomes almost like the the
county of amps of EU traffic if you will for maintenance well we
call it anyway so on Bonaire, I think we discussed this there is
a an oil storage facility which is owned by by OPEC, which is
the Venezuelan oil company owned by Hugo Chavez. And what happens
on September 4, just this past week, Lightning Lightning struck
the oil facility John and it caught fire. huge explosion
flames shooting up in the air burned for more than 24 hours.
And it's amazing. The same day another boat OPEC oil storage
facility on Curacao also got struck by lightning and went up
in flames at lightning. I gotta tell you, you know, you think
these guys who have these oil storage tanks you think that
have something against lightning? Don't you think that
kind of like one of the first things you want to have like set
up? So I think something's coming up here. There
definitely.
There will be I'm sure there's some lightning in the air and
then you just set off a bomb?
Well, first you make the lightning, then you set off the
bomb?
Well, there's plenty of lightning in these areas. You
don't have to really do that. I mean, the there are lenders and
they are Yeah, lightning suppressing systems around these
refineries for sure.
I mean, lightning is not supposed to strike twice in that
manner. I mean, please, can you make it any more clear? I think
the mess I think you got the message.
So I gotta eyeball clip for you. I know you can interpret this
any way you want. But play leper recon. Now let me go. Let me set
it up first here. This is the joy Bay horror show. George, I
have decided to watch occasionally for the looking for
memes from that from her and her friends beta. And this was a
discussion that with Carol Burnett, who saw the show
actually, who talked about her lawsuit with the National
Enquirer. Yeah. And then this crazy little anecdote came up in
this. And I'm thinking what the hell are we talking about?
Arrays? Are these really do I mean, we're talking about
aliens, or what's the deal with this story?
It's the it's the movie star she talks about? Right? She talks
about Barbara Stanwyck, Barbara Stanwyck, right? Well, listen,
Barbara Stanwyck clearly, crackpot I
before the trial was over, and I was still, you know, worried
about it. And it was in the newspapers every day and
everything and I went before I was going to go to court that
day, I dropped in on my doctor to get a vitamin shot, because
it was really stressful. And I walked into the doctor's office
and There was Barbara Stanwyck. Oh, wonderful Barbara Stan.
Now what was Barbara Stanwyck in John For some of our younger
listeners, she
was made a lot of movies in the 40s. She is a famous famous
actress, you can look her up so it
would mean a lot to Carol Burnett. Obviously it means
nothing to anybody now, but she was huge, huge star.
huge, massive, kind of like the Beyonce know beyond
Sandra Bullock, she well, whatever Meryl Streep Come
on. Yeah, there you go Meryl Streep. That would be a good.
Okay. Well, yeah. She was
in her 70s. And she beautiful gray hair. And she had on pearls
and lovely suit. I didn't know she was a patient of my doctor.
But she smiled at me. And I smiled back. You know, Barbara
Stanwyck. Wow, one of the great movie stars. I grew up watching
her. And she said, they're gonna win this case. I said, Thank
you. Thank you. Stanwyck from your lips to God's ears. Thank
you. She said, No. I mean, I know you're gonna win this case.
Well, you don't argue with Barbara Stanwyck, you know, and
I said, well, she's from Brooklyn. She said, Well, I know
you are. Great. She said, My leprechaun told me. Oh, her
leprechaun. Okay, I said, You're the excuse me? My leprechaun
toe. Oh, they exist. All right. And he said that you're gonna
whip their ass.
A leprechaun? Her lip was like joy that bianche unbelievable.
Yeah, actually, she said, you just get some rest. And you
know, you're gonna but it's beyond Shirley MacLaine. It's
leopard. Well, yeah, no, no, I believe it. No, of course,
do you have to believe
and you know, Barbara Stanwyck is you know that she, of course
big star from the 40s. But now, if you look at the president of
coulombic, one of the Soviet states, I believe he is leaving
service. And he says, you know, I'm really looking forward to
this because I'm ready to help Russia create a center for UFO
ology, because he was abducted. And his quote is, in many
countries that I visited, there are laboratories that
investigate UFOs may contact. Absolutely. No, I'm there. I am
convinced. And the mothership is common. Go ahead, go to
divorce.org/na and get your boarding pass. I'm staying
behind leprechauns. UFOs. Although I will say all these
sightings, your assertion on Thursday show about that being
drones. I think you're spot on with that spot on. I think a lot
of drones are going to be mistaken for UFOs.
Yeah, and if you think about it, some of these guys might even
you know,
that's even better. Because then you know, they can have fun with
it. Yeah, the real UFOs can actually tootle around too.
Please come visit me. So I can take a picture
to leper costume to have a red beard.
So do you think there's a leprechaun meme because the
zombies are definitely in the in the news? In fact, Resident Evil
3d The biggest box office hit? Hope you saw it.
No, I've taken your advice. I'm not watching 3d movies anymore.
Okay, well, it was the was it? A Bob Resident Evil took in $10.9
million on Friday $10 million on Saturday a total weekend $28
million. This of course is the movie about a world ravaged by a
virus infection turning its victims into the undead. As
predicted zombie.
See a man I don't see a leprechaun meme showing up
anytime.
But it's a test you know, so obviously tests that they
hard show that test marketing. See, see if it flies up?
I think leprechauns a little outdated zombies. Yeah. No
problem leprechauns? I don't know. I don't think so. I think
the
funnier she is she is and then Barbara Stanwyck told me that
her zombie told her that how
that will be that will be much better. Get more nation souvlaki
are about to get their second installment of the rescue loan.
So I'm talking about Greece, from the International Monetary
Fund, which I believe John is funded by banks. Not just other
countries, right. The IMF is actually banks, I believe, am I
correct?
And well, it's kind of a shadow organization, but it's mostly
banks, bankers and the government's various
governments, the central banks, mostly of governments,
right. Well, they are sending in space Victor's in Athens next
week to review the progress of the Greek austerity measures.
And this is happening globally in the globally. country wide in
the United States of Europe, in the Netherlands, well, you know,
I'm sorry, guys, but we got to do our bit. And while you can't
retire until you're 67 years old now, and, gee, I'm really sorry,
but the pension if you got a pension right now, we're gonna
have to start giving you less money in the payments. And those
of you who are still saving up, you got to pay more in your
actual premiums. Come on, help us out here, help the banks pay
off the debt. Unbelievable.
They stole a lot of nerve. They're seeing what you know, I
always get the feeling there's a lot of let's see if we can get
away with this. But then
they show all these news reports of and it's really It saddens
me, you have these senior citizens and they're not older,
and when you're 70 Cannot old, useless and stupid. But they but
you know, these people don't have no agenda to listen to
they're actually, you know, sucked into this media and let's
face it, who watches television, people 50 and over? And they
actually say, Well, you know, what, we really, we really have
to help out. We have to, we have to contribute. So it's okay, we
can always sell the house. It just makes me want to cry. Is
this stealing it from people? Just no conscience whatsoever.
And then when you get arrested and thrown in the slammer, like
Bernie Madoff,
oh, well, if Bernie Madoff gets thrown in the slammer, I don't
think he gets hit by the Reagan Do you
know in fact, play the Bernie Madoff living in luxury clip
this? There's a couple of shows on TV that a really good one of
them's called, I think so locked, locked up or locked up,
locked down, locked down, and the other one is American Greed.
Yes, both on CNBC,
which is a good show. I'm surprised it never gets
mentioned by anything. Is it really well researched, but this
is Bernie Madoff going to his first day in jail
for the Bottner battery's about to spend the first day of the
rest of his life. Nobody knew quite quite for sure when he was
going to arrive, but we were looking for any little signs of
nausea. And then the boss was cited.
July 14 2009. Quoting the inmates, Buckner prisoners
worked themselves up into a frenzy. Shaun Evans spent 23
months inside Butler prison for illegal possession of a firearm
in his first television interview, he tells American
Greed what it was like to be on the ground that day.
They arrived Oh helicopters over the compound that's all the top
Ionis county speaking on condition of anonymity a current
inmates as made offs Arrival by bus was a once in a lifetime
experience
was like a male president was coming in because helicopters
were all over the place media with
what is this guy Al Capone helicopters yeah apparently
shows up in this very this is a swank prison with a bunch of
it's like it's used as a lord for other prisoners is like the
prison you get to go to if you're really a good a good boy.
The country club right?
It's yeah, but it's also got regular kinds of bad guys in it
but it's meant for this like a reward for the bad guys who
squeal will toe the line. When they they probably apparently
they they're the Bernie is like, everyone wants his autograph,
they protect him. That is like anything but being in prison.
They are asking for his financial advice. And the whole
hero,
a hero John, that's a
billion dollars. He's got to be the toughest, you know, the big
shot at the place.
And let's face it, this isn't even him. He's hanging out with
Ken Lay from Enron. And these guys are great, man. This is
awesome in him. They just painted one of those holograms
on the on the cell floor. So when you get close to the bars,
it looks like Bernie standing there. Not really
over the media card near the camp and so on. Both places
around.
Bernie had been on the TV. He'd been in the newspapers and
prisoners follow the news assiduously. So Bernie arrived
like a celebrity inside Butner prison,
the guards handmade off a standard issue hygiene kit,
complete with a bar of soap toothbrush, Tom and rate the way
Sean Evans sees
it. The guards at bud nerd act more like the bell I'm snapping
unfortunately. When we get busted for the PDR pedo bear
image that's where I want to go. Yeah, I want to go here
I think it's a federal place you'd have to be a federal crack
but could be a federal crime having the image around that's
great. Anyway goes on and on and on. It's actually quite
interesting but and it's funny about this prison is all named
after every wing of this prison and they were the people that
different people are all named after a cc colleges. So one part
is Maryland, and then there's Georgia Tech. And it's actually
quite funny. What is this? I don't know if because they're in
North Carolina or someplace where there's a I guess the ACC
ACC Atlantic Coast Conference, football teams
two quick things you know, my I don't like the fluoridation of
water or putting anything in the water and there's been talk of
all kinds of great things. Where they said what was the other
thing they want to put in the water John to keep us calm?
Lithium lithium, right lithium. The city of Watsonville.
California. Do you know where that is? Watsonville. Yeah,
it's right down the street. Oh, well, good.
They are defying the state's decree that all cities with a
population of over 10,000 fluoridate their water supply if
an outside entity is willing to provide funding for the
installation and operation of the facilities necessary so the
voters in the city passed a ban on water fluoridation 2002
Opponents of water fluoridation are homeless so they are they're
still shutting this, but they have to pay for it themselves,
obviously. But not in Berkeley, I guess. Hmm.
What's going on in Berkeley?
Well know what this where is that where you live? Well, I
live
in the Berkeley area. Yeah. What about it? Well, you live but our
whole the whole east bay is all fed by one system. The East Bay.
Mud.
Okay, so that's Florida them? I would think so you'd like it.
Enjoy. It tastes good. What? Yeah. Well, what the EPA will
always stay on water the EPA. Looks like Well, you tell me
what you read into this. John. This is the most recent Federal
Register filing from the EPA. This is this is the thing it's
hard to read. But it's fun to read. requirements including
design or performance standards for stormwater discharges from
add minimum newly developed and redevelop sites EPA intends to
propose regulatory options that would revise the NPD e. S
regulations and establish a comprehensive program to address
stormwater discharges from newly developed and redeveloped sites
to take final action no but no later than November 2012. So
essentially, the way it's like you got to read this like five
times. The EPA is now going to force cities and counties to
limit stormwater runoff to whatever level the Environmental
Protection Agency deems acceptable. So I think
essentially, what's happening here is a tax on rainwater.
Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. gouge the public.
Reading the Federal Register, so you don't have to. You have one
more clip to get us out of here times.
Well, I got a funny one. You play this survivor clip. This
is, you know, they talked about the discontent in this country
and how people really have a lot of respect for people in high
tech and you have to wonder how they run Yahoo and you hear this
particular guy who is a member of the new survivor TV show
team.
Survivor first. Meet Martin from Mill Valley, California. Listen,
I didn't get to manage $400 million dollars worth of
business at Yahoo by just being a nice guy. Survivor Nicaragua
premieres Wednesday, September 15. on CBS sponsored by sprint,
what will you do first with the EVO 4g.
Okay, wait a minute. First of all, what will you do first with
the evil do you say evil 4g? Evo, 4g. I follow the evil 4g. i
Hey, man, I didn't get to manage $400 million. When was that?
1998 When the job who have anyone managing $400 million,
they still make that much money.
Whatever that is. I don't even know what he did. But whatever
the case is, what is he saying? What is he saying that he's a
prick? I mean, basically is what it sounds like. A tough guy.
Yeah, who would think so? And he lives in il Valley. Real White
Zinfandel out of your head. Real survivors
there. Uh, yeah. Who Hey, John, before we go, you got any take
on this, this horrible fire in San Bruno. I mean, there was
this really a gas pipeline ruptured.
It wasn't anything yet. It sounds like a bomb to me. But or
it could have been the sabotage. I mean, I have no idea. But it's
the damnedest thing I've ever seen.
I mean, it just doesn't seem like Well, first of all the
first reports that came out where a plane crashed. Yeah, and
that was full on reports. And then people are talking about
all kinds of terrorism. Hey, it just doesn't see what kind of
pipeline I mean that how does that work? Where I mean? Yeah,
the whole pipeline explodes explodes and like takes 50
houses with it just doesn't sound right. i We
gotta get it within somebody's gonna have to do it. Okay. All
come out in the wash after everybody forgets about it.
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be a good story.
What do you think seriously?
I think somebody I think it was bombed or something crazy
happened. I don't know. But why they are it doesn't make any
sense that thing and maybe a test, a test run? I have no
idea. I have no thoughts on on it. Except that just fishy.
Okay, well, we will continue to dig. Although Russian sources
are saying possibly a plane was shot down but of course that's
well, there was no there's no pieces of playing. There's
nothing like
Yeah, I mean, there's no piece of the plane. There was no
pieces of plane in Shanksville, either. No engines, no luggage.
Just a hole in the ground. Just saying. All right, well, it's
moving up towards pumpkin hour here and Gizmo nation. lowlands
has been great seeing everybody here but I can't wait to get
back home to get mo nation west to the People's Republic of
Southern California. Yeah, because there's no place like
home. Let me tell you that I'm sick and tired of it. Coming to
you from the bank vaults crackpot command center in
Amsterdam.
I'm Adam curry in from Northern Silicon Valley where I remain.
I'm John C. Dvorak
and we will talk to you again on Thursday for another episode of
no agenda.