chicks are crazy about this movie.
Don't go see it then.
Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
It is Thursday, August 19 2010. Time for your Gitmo nation media
assassination episode two to seven.
This is no agenda coming to you from the hilltop
Watchtower crackpot command center and getting on nation
West in the People's Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the
morning, I am the last combat troops known as Adam curry.
And he's leaving in the dead of night. Here I am in northern
Silicon Valley, where there's no summer I'm John C. Dvorak.
Raekwon, Buzzkill. In the morning to you, John,
and in the morning to you. And to all ships at sea. Yeah, I got
to say it. And to all the human resources, listen again.
Yeah, the human resources in the chat room at no agenda chat.net.
In the morning to y'all. That's where the party is when we blow
it out. And on no agenda stream.com, Thursday and Sunday
mornings. And, wow, we haven't spoken at all again. This I kind
of like this. I'd like this relationship. We've
always liked that part of it. That's so nice of you. There's
another joke in there. I won't use it. Yeah, it's good. Yeah.
Well, what do you think are the meetings you're missing? Yeah,
I know. That's what I love so much about this. There's no
meetings.
I had a couple of more meetings yesterday. I understand. Oh,
really? Well, they're all phone meetings because
I was excluded. No one cut no one called me I was excluded
from the phone meeting.
Well, it was, you know, one of them meetings that? I don't
know, I didn't get in on it either. Yeah, we're good that
way.
So um, I find these the time between Sunday and Thursdays.
They're really that extra day that we have of just stuff that
happens. It really does fill up everything. Just amazing things
that go on in the world.
Well, the difference that goes through you have to consider
this possibility to when we do Thursday, we have the next two
days. There's Friday and Saturday. There's nothing going
on. Yeah, it's
true. Yeah, we got big news days of Monday is a big news day.
Good
news. Again Tuesday and Wednesday, big news days and
then you know, so essentially we have whatever happens today,
which is winding down the week and then tomorrow there's
nothing Saturday's dead.
Before we get to our producers maybe we should just
roll this out real thin now back to real
because the evidence is just stacking up with the Mel Gibson
Chantix John, it's just stacking up now that he he crashed his
Maserati.
Well, you know, I was watching the joy Bay horror show. You are
watching the beta test. Sands Joy VR. She hasn't been on the
show for a while. Everybody's missing from all their shows, by
the way, except on the right wing side. But all the left
wingers are gone there. It's a meeting. Everybody's gone. Chris
Matthews has gone Joy Bay has gone Rachel whatever
last night, but last night, there was some substitute. There
was some other woman with like, Titan who was it was it was it
was a weird show. She wasn't
right. All the left wingers are except for Tom Hartman are
missing an action and apparently they didn't invite him to the
meeting.
Anyway, back to Mel Gibson in the real news category before
you go
on, because I know where you're headed. But I'm going to just
mention what happened in the joy Bay hotshot show. There was
somebody on there some woman who's also thinking along the
lines were thinking, but she's thinking Ambien. She thinks
because he fell asleep at the wheel is what everybody believes
that he was either sleep or sleep driving. Or the guy
driving zombie. Driving is a desert.
Exactly. Because that's Ambien. Right? That's the Malmo you're
wandering around.
That's yeah. You know, I was I had a meeting by chance,
actually more to promote my daughter with the head of
casting at the E Network. And, and, you know, it was actually a
friend of a friend and says, Oh, what are you doing? I talked
about no agenda and like, I prayed, maybe I shouldn't know.
Go straight into chemtrails and Atlas Shrugged with her. So I
went in easy. I said, Well, you know, we kind of assassinate the
media like, you know, like Mel Gibson, who's clearly on Chantix
and she does a spit take home. Oh, my God. My husband was on
that I had to send them to the desert. It was so horrible. I
think you're right. This is your absolute you're on the you're on
the money here. So I think we finally we might see this crop
up on E News Now. So I think we've we've done our job. And if
someone can actually get that took forever. I had to go to the
Comcast building to do it. But there you go. Hopefully we can
save Mel. But hopefully, but the report even says, you know no
alcohol involved. He was very courteous, no racial epithets.
And it didn't he didn't crash it by the way. He you know, he just
bang bang, bang through the guardrail, but If he does say, I
don't know the car just went off the road. I don't know. I don't
know how to happen.
A car just kind of went off the road. Chantix my friends, look
it up and then if you're on it stop
immediately. Well, same with Ambien. Don't
take that either. Yeah, this is true. But Ambien is just, that's
a zombie. Which is different than making you crazy.
Yeah, no zombies. Typically not crazy. Is what you're telling
me? Yeah, you've seen zombie land.
Yeah, they're not crazy. They're just hungry.
Very hungry. Did we get any support and any love from our
Yeah, we got a couple of Exec. We have one, two executive
producers and a sociate. This day, we didn't actually do as
well as I'd hoped in the last few days. And I hope people kind
of step up a little bit because we're falling behind. Michael
Garcia from Tokyo, Japan is named next night and executive
producer by Paul Couture's program of order challenge
coins.
Yeah, the no agenda fans.com He'll be a knight in the order
of the mint.
And then the other executive producer will be Dennis Cruz,
from Beaverton, Oregon.
Dennis, no stranger to supporting the show. As far as I
know, he's been around.
He's okay. He's a patron. Yes. 326 22. We should rename people
who who give more than three or four times patrons. So they have
a special list.
All right, let's discuss that in the meeting.
And then that means we'll have to discuss on the next show. And
then for a Associate Executive Producer, we have Matthew Kerry
from Eastwood, South Australia. Oh, nice. Yeah, he gave us 200
bucks. And so he's in.
And that's it. Yeah. Wow. Okay, yeah. Are we still kind of in
the doldrums of summer here? Are we coming out? Or is this I
think
we're generally coming out. This was just I think it was just a
little I think maybe our last show was boring. I
was gonna say to the last show just completely suck. Yeah.
So I think you know, if people get bored, before we have the
pitch, I think it would the things fall off. So it must have
been some of the beginning I think is because you move the
wacky part of the show to the beginning.
I don't know what's interesting, because we don't have meetings,
but you send email. And whenever support is down, you always
blame me. It's like it's all it's always my fault. It's like
don't do this. You shouldn't do that. You're always blaming you
never say why exaggerate.
I one time I sent you one time, one. Time.
Oh, time to go to snopes.com. See if we can debunk that. If
it's been one time.
One time and I never hear the end of it.
We'd like to thank Michael Garcia and Dennis Cruz as the
executive producers for this episode. And Matthew Kerry is
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formula is this. We go out. We hit people in the mouth
Alright, everybody
still no duck call?
I can't find it is. It's bad. I know. I gotta get the duck call
back. And it's really bad. So Well, where was I?
The fact that you blame me for everything.
No, no, no, that was just one time. And I'm sorry, I did that
because obviously you're you're sensitive, oversensitive. So
there's something I was going to bring up. Me I was looking at a
piece of Oh, yeah. divorce.org/a if you Na, if you want to become
an executive producer, or donate or subscribe to the $5 deal,
which we need more of we still are that
that really does work. The $5 sustaining ongoing monthly
subscription if if we had I think was it seven times the
amount we had now we'd be doing okay.
Yeah, we just needed to have seven times more listeners, I
think. Yeah,
that's all that it takes really. You know, speaking of zombies,
and I think we talked about this. And you said no, it's
going to be vampires. But the zombie thing is the meme really
is catching on. There's more and more zombies. This is your basic
theory. Yeah. In fact, in Australia since we have an
Associate Executive producer from Down Under Matthew Kerry, I
can tell you that on what's the date here very soon. Oh, here it
is. Sunday 24th of October. These zombie March will be held
for the part of the New Castle undead society. And you can join
them if you're in Newcastle, Australia, and you can march
along as the zombie meme continues.
Did you hear we did this story I think we may have or may not
have. But the story that I there's like five or six months
ago where some people are going to a zombie party. And then they
got into a wreck.
Yeah, I do. I do remember something like that. A while
back. Sorry. Oh, there's the 920 Right on time, a while back,
there was a story that we didn't that we didn't do, but there's
some college. And you know, the college has guidelines for if
there's like a terrorist attack if there's a flood if there's an
earthquake, and I have to look up the story again. But as a
joke, the guy who wrote this up also put in in case, the zombies
you know, the attack of the undead and he had like a like 15
pages of all the things you had to do in case the school was
being attacked by zombies. That went off yeah, was pretty good.
Speaking of trains. I was in Montecito, California, Monday
and Tuesday, in which is commonly known as Santa Barbara.
Which you're convinced is one big Jinks place. Yeah. And
Laura Schlessinger is from there as well.
But Oprah's got her house there. And so we were staying with with
friends who have like three acres of house is amazing.
However, what I didn't know is that all day long, including
12:30am and 3:30am. The train runs right through this place.
And it no matter where you are, even if you're Oprah Winfrey,
you're hearing this thing and it goes it really 330 in the
morning.
Well, you know, these train guys, I'm convinced of it.
Because every so often they pull it here and do it. They have
trains running around here. There's not a lot of them, but
at 330 in the morning, but they come through, but every so
often, one guy get a hair up his ass and start honking his horn
at like four in the morning, right through a residential
area. Because he thinks it's funny.
Yeah, no, no, these guys actually are doing it because it
runs right through town. I mean, there's actual houses on user
stories.
It'd be honking the horn. Got a bell on the thing. It's not
going through it 100 miles an hour.
Yeah, it was moving pretty fast. And funny enough. That should be
the southern something line. But it was a Burlington Civic, but
it was Burlington trains that were on the track.
That's because they're all owned by Burlington Northern says
Santa Fe. Oh, and they basically Burlington Northern bought out
most of the country's rail. Right? Right. And so they're
using every tread that day. By the way, this company has
obviously know, this Buffett company, it obviously has no
pride or self esteem or it has or has too much. Maybe these
trains, they're they're just mixing and matching the various
engines they're doing. They're not repainting anything. They're
not proud, obviously, of anything they're doing. They
look like crap. They're dirty. They just junk engines running
up and down. It's just I find it in the olden days, when they had
that people would do these train companies, Southern Pacific,
Santa Fe, before they were bought out and all the rest of
they're proud of what they were doing. And they had their inches
are glorious or glamorous. These guys, they you know, just junk
dirt. It's pathetic. It's embarrassing, dirty
Windows. was okay. The only the boxcars in the future to
transport us to the FEMA camps. So it'll be okay.
For some because they're not using it for freight anymore.
So I don't know where you'd want to start today. A lot of
research been has been done by our producers. For those you new
to the program, you're not a listener, you're a producer. On
the I've been corrected. It's not the bi company@bi.com It is
commonly known as bi
as a bracelet operation, yeah.
The Gitmo jewelry company. And would you like to start with
that? Would you just like a couple of couple of pieces of
this research? So just kind of
thinking that we push that off a little bit and talk about the
big news, which is the fact that we've snuck
out of Iraq? Yeah, combat troops only? Yeah, I
know. But we snuck out it was all done at the dead of night. I
got a couple of clips that kind of discussed this. I thought the
best reporting on this I hate to say it was democracy
00
Of course, because Al Jazeera has a bunch of little
interesting usages that they when they're talking or
discussing anything, they they, they they'll say stuff like,
well, and Americans are Jarv battling so called terrorists,
or the Americans are battling what they like to call
terrorists. Or you know, there's always this little there's
always a qualifier. They tend to use and as they report, and this
funny thing I was noticing an interesting meme on the left
wing side of things. They're trying to get slipped this in
because there's a huge report that's showing up on Democracy
Now. It's showing up on the free speech TV group, which is all
very left wing stuff. And there's there's one thing on
Arabs and terrorism, and they're trying to slip in effect, and
none of this is terrorism. It's all resistance.
Oh, it's a new word. It's resistance. So all that's
interesting, just resistance to us, I presume,
well, resistance to do to occupation. Oh. Anyway, the it's
quite interesting. I'm working on some of the more unique
propagandistic aspects of this, but they didn't know they're
going to promote it. It's, but they're doing the LG zero. And
they as they do their news reports have already slipped as
mean, into the way they report. So there's a note of resistance.
And but at the same time, I have to say they have some amusing
coverage of the way the troops are leaving, and they're all
basically have left as of last night.
So let me just cuz I didn't watch I was AlJazeera, I wound
up seeing Rachel Maddow in Iraq with the last battalion. And
like this, you have to be there because she's a part of the
propaganda machine clearly, clearly. There's no other reason
for her to be there. And yeah, so it wasn't like it clearly
wasn't sneaking out in the dead of night. John, if she was
there, they called her up. Say, Hey, come on over. We're
leaving. Yeah, but
they were sneaking out the dead of night, play a couple of clips
or play draw down from AlJazeera, which is the opening
report.
It it means that we finished the mission, and I am proud to know
that our brigade was the last combat brigade in Iraq. We
finished with honor and we finished with dignity. Most
importantly, we left capacity with the Iraqi Security Forces
so they can take the lead from here on out.
Seven and a half years after the invasion. Iraqis are now for the
first time since Saddam in charge of their own security.
Some Iraqi army officers say they're unprepared. Earlier this
month, Iraq's top army officer general public years of era said
his soldiers would need 10 more years to be ready. A senior
Iraqi intelligence officer who asked us not to use his name for
fear of his life, told us he believes the Iraqi army is
unfit, incompetent and unprepared to take over. He said
he had detailed information about high profile attacks to
come. And most damning of all he said the downward trend and
violence over the last few months is actually a result of
underreporting, he was being prevented from reporting some of
the violent activity in his area. A rock he says is in the
throes of a surge of violence. Even as a US heralds the
departure of his combat forces, there remains a massive
infrastructure of military bases and 50,000 US soldiers. Their
stated role is to act as trainers and advisors and to
continue to counter what they call terrorism. With the
government is stalemate, increasing violence and senior
Iraqi Army concerns. The question is, will this milestone
mark the end of the war, or the beginning of a new period of
months?
So they say, This guy can have the gall to say, hey, we need 10
more years of training
and what I saw in 2003, they needed 10 years then there was a
I think
we've talked about this before on this show had guns into the
ground.
Like about face half of them turn right half of them turn
left, you know, bumping into each other, I mean that they
weren't just not well trained at all. I guess you only need to,
what is it? What is what you need? 10
years? I don't do don't we do basic training was 60 days,
60 days or something. And be careful what you say about some
of the dumbest people in the world that scar
some of the dumbest people in the world that are easily
trained in basic training. Okay. Not everybody that just
a different way of saying that's a different way of saying, I'm
just I'm just watching your back my brother. That's
fine tuning to me email, if you don't like to comment, but I'm
sure anyone in the army knows are some dummies in there, they
have to work with them. But the point is, is that we can train
some of the dumbest people in the world to be reasonably good
soldiers. So why does it take them 10 years? How dumb are
they? That's the point. So anyway, so Now meanwhile, I
don't see that. The boy that report is leaving, which is
essentially sneaking out under the cover of darkness. I thought
it was pretty humid, you know, humiliating, but it's also kind
of funny and you can play at the sneaking out of a rock clip
because it's actually wasn't even a single, they didn't just
leave. They snuck out under the cover of darkness. And then when
the sun came up, they all park themselves in another camp and
then waited for it to get dark again. And then
Really listen to that. Josh as you mentioned, this is all
taking place two weeks ahead of schedule and certainly some 450
troops or so which suggests that they were pretty much at 50,000
troops anyway do we do we have any more insight into the timing
of all this?
While the timing is tactical they were worried about attacks
on the way out the country so they did it hopefully to be out
of the country before the you know what they would call the
enemy but even realize that they're gone so while media had
been along with the ride they had the embargo the story until
today so
there you go. The media had been along the media knew what they
were sitting there and they Oh embargo Come on Rachel come in a
couple days early but be quiet now.
Yeah, they all followed orders Yes sir. Yes sir. We'll shut up
sir. And they also they've noticed the guy says what they
call the enemy This is a little LG zero reverse propaganda nice.
But the point is is ya know everybody was in on this this is
completely under reported I don't know did Rachel mentioned
that they were leaving under the cover of darkness and the dead
of night
I what I do know is that it is very treacherous this this
journey they made because I made it you go from there's basically
is an eight lane highway that goes all the way to Kuwait City.
And that's what that's where they're at and it's skipped. I
mean, literally eight lanes and you have to drive in the middle
because there's you know, all kinds of IED stuff possible on
the side because I did that when we actually flew back in the
helicopter when we went up to the Baghdad direction we drove
in the middle of the road and then you know, it's like 400
miles so we had to pee at a certain point and when you get
out and yeah and of course the troops get out first and make
sure there's nothing's going to blow up in your face or you
know, blow your schlong off and and then you know you go stand
to the side of the road and within five seconds John just
all these people started appearing out of nowhere just
it's desert like and they just there they are. So it's it's
it's it is a treacherous road certainly you know, something
that
well I don't blame him for leaving under the cover of
darkness I think it should have been reported to the public a
but be what you know if this was such a Victoria's glamorous
thing was was to be greeted with roses and Posie Ray would your
job is done.
I guess what they didn't want us they didn't want people waving
goodbye like yeah, get the hell out.
So this whole thing was a fiasco and this just epitomizes it in
my opinion.
Can we just just for historical sake listen to the ticket to the
bank statement by the president let me just see what he promised
to do I because I literally do not remember what he said but I
have the quote here.
I will promise you this
what happened there sorry. Oh, yeah, something weird happened
let me try that again.
I will promise you this that if we have not gotten our troops
out by the time I am president it is the first thing I will do
I will get our troops home we will bring an end to this war
you can take that to the bank
Notice he didn't say combat troops no he said troops he said
troops there was
still troops there there's 50,000 troops left.
Yeah that's what they say. And that's what they say John that's
what they say.
The rest of the clip and there's some other details are
interesting.
Okay, hold on we were about here sorry.
Oh, the safety of Kuwait they also drove at night so each of
these you know long stretches of strikers maybe 30 to 50 of men
have time with leave around 11pm In the evening and then stop at
a base halfway between Baghdad and Kuwait at seven in the
morning rest up and then leave the next night at 11 Again, we
in fact as that package just said we're on that journey with
them two nights ago
were you give him any more insight into what
counterterrorism operations means that's that's the phrase
that gets those who are normally quite suspicious about the
Pentagon raising an eyebrow because that could perhaps mean
anything really.
He's looking at us John Well of course you know and that's what
they're saying is like these civilian civilian force I think
I even heard it called they in a heartbeat they can turn into
combat troops you know it's like well if there's any trouble then
it's just a matter of you know, stepping into the phone booth
and then all of a sudden their combat troops it's it's
doublespeak at best
the last one I mentioned something is that the whole clip
I think yeah that's it these strikers we never really talked
much about this and I didn't even think much about till they
started showing him going off the strikers which look like
equipment. It looks like equipment from the movie madman.
They got the and how does that cage stop a stinger missile.
You Here's I want to send you a link to a one copy of what to do
most of them look like because a lot of these that when they show
them to the public there's they're all cleaned up but the
ones that they have over their cover with all kinds of garbage
that are I don't even know if some of it's just shading
camouflage. That's kind of what it was. Well, I don't know it's
not counted. It's like a tent. You do something to keep the sun
from killing yeah, there's a whole bunch of weird probably
practical reasons that these things are all gussied up but
they're not but most of them look really they looked I mean
they really do look a lot like here's one right here I'm
sending
I saw because my Rachel Maddow was in one oh she was in one
yeah everything I saw was about the strikers the strikers the
strikers, I'm not quite sure.
I think that do they have to have a cage on the outside and
most of the season I think that's just for billboards.
Verizon Wireless,
I think there was a bunch of billboards on the side that said
like wireless or Coca Cola or Pepsi.
And so this was brought to you by Verizon Wireless.
I can't see any other reason for the cage. But the bottom line I
sent you has a has a tent over the top which is like no quarter
according to the Rachel Maddow report. That is so you cannot
see that there are troops in it and looks like something
different from the air like the Iraqis are in the air. But but
but the
Iraqis are in the air. What so called terrorist is in the air
there kitesurfing. That's how they get up in the air. But the
the overarching thing here, is that, so 50,000, it could be
500,000 For all we know, and it's our the actual enlisted men
and women. Well, I know that a battalion from California went
over there just last week. So I know that there are some actual
enlisted servicemen and women, but we're gonna be there for the
next 10 years, maybe 20 years. We're still in Okinawa, Japan,
that's 65 years ago. to it. It's an empire and we can't afford it
and it's dumb. It's dumb that we're there.
Eric mentioned that this little cage around the outside so if
somebody throws a hand grenade it likely is to hit the cage and
then bounce off
in the report literally and I don't I have a hard time
believing it literally the sergeant major I forget his
title. His rank said that's if someone shoots a not a not a RPG
in RPG. Yes, I want you to an RPG then it'll hit the grading
and apparently it won't blow up the striker but I think
billboards are a better use of it. I think Bill Oh, you know
what it should be? Oh, it's so clear. How can i How come I
didn't even figure this this was brought to you by hot pockets.
Right. So yeah, but that's that's pretty much everything
that that was
hilarious that Rachel Maddow. Yeah, it was over there. Yeah,
no, it's not MSN. But did the government pay for that? I mean,
why is that? It seems like if you're running a network that
that's the biggest waste of money you can imagine. Unless
you have a correspondent and you already already have
correspondents tons of them over there Why do you have to send
your your or maybe trying to kill her
finally something good hits the wire. Nice. All right, let me
move a little bit closer to home unless you have more on now I'm
done with force on this frickin force we should be
I mentioned the fact that there was only really 400 troops that
snuck out the dead at night because all the other everyone's
already gone and long since disappeared. Yeah,
and and I heard 50,000 Heard 56,000 I heard 57,000 I heard
less than 50,000 nobody no one has the answer. We don't know.
Now this is closer to home closer to the border. This is
from the El Paso Times. And they've got a video of this guy
and with his testimony I don't speak Spanish so I cannot tell
you if what is written is exactly what he says. However,
the La Linea drug cartel that's kind of the I guess that's the
brand name for the Juarez drug cartel?
I don't know. But I'm just saying
I have hired beautiful young women to work as assassins for
the group like hot chicks because they figured out that
when you have hot chicks the guys their targets get
distracted it's easier for them to take the
hit out in the Russians and know this forever. Yeah, they work
like any other Hitman he says however here it is. To get one
of those girls angry about some sexual harassment by one of
these cartel dudes.
I just thought it was interesting. The the taken a
scene right out of the playbook.
Yes out of some movie.
So beware of hot Mexican chicks. I Think is the overall message
stay away. kind of frightening. Trip Around Gitmo nation,
Finland is Finland. They're in the European Union, aren't they?
I believe so. Yeah. Well, as you can look it up, look it up.
Once you look it up, and I'll play this little bit of from the
BBC, actually, Finland is planning to stop out smoking,
actually, they call it the smoking habit entirely. So they
want to essentially, ban smoking in the entire country. And so
the BBC puts this little clip together with, which is just
great when you listen to what's being said. You actually have to
see the video and I'll link to it in the show notes and no
agenda show.com to the to the guy at the end of the clip,
who's the guy who is of course promoting smoking, could have
not made it any better.
The Finland's in the EU and also part of the Eurozone. Here we
go.
Hold on a second, let people do what they want to do. They're
not you know, giving us limits about alcohol.
It's very bad habits to everyone. And I don't want kids
to keep this. I don't want him to smoke. I think it's pretty
damn good.
Because this is a stupid habit.
They make everybody to be afraid of death. I'm not so I'm not so
afraid of dying that I would do in my life. Because of that. I
just smoked in my cigar.
So I sent you the link, John, and I put it into the chat room.
So So essentially, what they've done is there's two things in
this clip, which I like one is, oh, it's not like they're
banning alcohol. So beware, my friends because you may be
against smoking, but they're coming for your booze next,
trust me. And then they put this guy at the back who's got like
this crazy beard and a crazy hat and his eyes are all wild and
he's smoking a stogie. And he's like, let's work my cigar. Like,
you could not make smokers look any more ludicrous. Putting this
guy into the clip? Is so it's so obvious what is going on here.
And I'll just say it again yet smoking. Yeah, it's a filthy
habit and it'll kill you. But you know, you'd be very careful.
For those who say yeah, get rid of all the smokers because
they're coming for your booze next. I swear to God, it's gonna
be all over. In fact, days of our lives is even propagating
it. Here's a clip from a recent episode
that could have been me you don't do drugs. But I drank it's
pretty much the same thing.
Pretty much the same thing as drugs. They're coming for you.
They're putting it in the media is getting up there. You beware.
Then we we do have some counter programming. Oh, really? Nice.
Nice. Nice to helps a little bit not probably not as much but it
but because it's so so funny. It might be very useful to play the
drug commercial that I have.
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getting your ass kicked. So what are you waiting for him stop
hiding and start living with tequila
may get your ass kicked. You know it's I was listening to
that and I'm like, Oh my god. There's another huge piece of
anti alcohol propaganda going on right now you probably don't
watch entourage which is the highly successful he knows
I've seen episodes of an ads that I think is very enjoyable I
just something I don't feel like getting into
right so i have i usually miss it on Sundays but we have it on
the on the DVR. And so what's happened is Vince's you know, a
turtle, the buddy there, he started tequila business.
There's a lot of memes in this now I think about it was some
like, you know, some guy who told it looks like a Mexican
drug dealer. But he's, he's, you know, so he's manufacturing that
tequila. And of course, he wants Vince the star of the show, to
put his his brand Vince on this tequila to make it really
popular. And it is and people are standing in line. But this,
meanwhile, is bringing down Vince his entire career because
he's gone from tequila to Coke, and sleeping with porn stars. So
it would be interesting to watch Sunday night, maybe this is a
whole nother part of the mean. And of course we know that the
show is loosely based around Ari Emanuel Rama manuales. Brother.
So maybe there was a call there
that no, no, but it's always something suspicious going on.
Definitely an anti I think it could be a big anti alcohol
thing interesting. Meanwhile, prohibition, nearly 1 million
children in the United States have potentially been
misdiagnosed. They probably have ADHD
and the right you probably didn't have it
that's what I said were misdiagnosed as having a I'm
sorry, Miss diagnosis having ADHD attention deficit.
What's the h4? Hearing disorder?
Attention Deficit hearing disorder. And of course, they've
all been smacked on Ritalin. Oh, yeah, that could be that could
be wrong. And all
those kids are all strung out on drugs now the ones that were
still when they started on Ritalin years and years ago very
they're actually on drugs. Yeah, they're actually have to do now
they're they're completely ruined. But the legal here
that's their kid up at put on this crap because they they have
first of all, they have a bad doctor. Yeah. And they are just
ruining their kids lives. Meanwhile, you got a hyperactive
kid just slapping around. Bouncing. Hello. Yeah. Just put
up with it.
Meanwhile, the legal drug industry, no one is up in arms
about that whatsoever. Did you hear about the huge vaccine
recall in your backyard, Mr. Dvorak?
Why would I have heard about it because it's on
your local news, which I have
on my local news. Okay.
Let's have a listen. And you might be surprised what's going
on as
Eric may have handed out a bad batch of vaccinations, how bad
1000s of people could be impacted including many
schoolchildren? KTVU is David Stevenson live tonight in San
Francisco with that story, David?
Mike, that's right southern Excuse me. Sutter Pacific
Medical Foundation officials say they're particularly concerned
young kids and teens may have gotten weak doses of vaccines.
The scariest thing would be thinking that you did the right
thing by getting them their vaccine and then finding out
later
now notice they haven't said what vaccine yet but that's
still to come the vaccine may
or may not have protected them.
For parents. It's a nightmare. Between January and June Soto
Pacific Medical Foundation says about 3000 of its patients in
the North Bay and San Francisco may have gotten bad batches of
vaccines and estimated 70% of those affected our children.
The potency of these vaccines are in question but we don't
know whether the effect of them and at the present time there is
no good way of being able to tell you yes this vaccine was
effective or not effective. Just
watch to see if your kid drops dead or starts walking spastic
then that's probably then your kid got one of them.
The problem began a month ago when Sutter officials discovered
temperature fluctuations in a vaccine refrigerator similar to
this newer
a month ago. A month ago. And this is now on the news. No
one's up in arms. No one's running around. Have you heard
your neighbors like rushing out into the street? Oh my god, I
got a bad vaccine.
This whole story is is weird go on. Well,
of course you know what the solution is right? Yeah, get
another
survey of refrigerator logs in 14 clinics found too much heat
or too much cold may have damaged vaccines for polio
hepatitis h one in one whooping cough and other illnesses you
are
Fox is everything. Everything you got a shot for you're
screwed.
We have no evidence that anybody who was immunized against any of
these illnesses has come down with that illnesses as a
consequence of this
still center on Saturday began sending out letters to the 1000s
who may have gotten wheat shots asking them to come in for free
re immunizations. San Francisco School officials say kids
affected by the Sutter vaccines should be re immunized as soon
as possible.
So let me ask you a question. If If a vaccine essentially goes
bad because it's been it's heated up too much isn't that
like life threatening?
I don't know. Why would it be I don't know catch the disease. I
don't know. I mean do you know the thing is is crazy?
Well the whole thing is I don't even really believe it. I think
it's just hey, we still got some h one n one hanging around here.
They know that they have to get rid of their h one n one stock
because apparently it's going to expire in the next six months.
And then there's so much of it left because nobody bought into
the into the fear tactics of that crazy old lady at the W H
O.
I think you're right. I think this is just hey, we've got to
get rid of more of it. It's it's making money. These vaccines,
it's gonna make money, they may give it free so I want to pay
for it. Tax taxpayers will pay for it. John Thompson producer
says My dad works at Purdue University. We get these flyers
all the time from the Human Resources Department. Make sure
you're nice and warm, about health and things of that
nature. One of the perks is that he and my mom get free flu shots
every year, we got a flyer about this year's flu shots in the
mail. Guess what this year shots will have h one and one vaccine
built right into it. My mom was a big no agenda fan said she
ain't getting one. No word on John's mom, dad there. But at
least his mom is on board with the program. But yeah, this to
me seems like a great way to do it. And maybe this will crop up
in other parts of Gitmo nation with Oh god, there's something
went bad, you've got to come back. Because they do have to
get rid of it.
We have to Yeah, and I think people out there. You know, one
of the things about our show, because it's international, is
that we'll bring something up. And then there'll be parallel
stories around the world that are never never hooked together
as one giant worldwide story. And that that actually happened
in this last week when I was just coincidentally running a
blog item about the 288 million bad chicken eggs. Oh, yeah, this
was the big recall, that came out of Iowa and apparently you
know, Safeway, Albertsons, all the big stores, Ralph's, even
Ralph's, which is huge here in LA, we all carry these eggs. Of
course, I you know, we, the divorce, like how you lay your
own eggs, we have our own chickens. Yes. And, in fact, we
have another batch of chickens down here in Albany now that one
of our friends has loaded up his backyard with and I'm gonna get
eggs there. But the point is, is so I'm looking at them during
the story. I figured, well, let me do some. I'm looking for some
artwork. So I'm looking at images under the term poison
eggs. Well, lo and behold, the exact same story crops up in the
UK and all around the world. Really? Yeah, bad eggs. Probably
UK here in there.
So what could that be about?
Something's wrong with the eggs. Or they're trying to keep us
from eating eggs? I don't know. I haven't gotten to the bottom
of it. Wow, is rather peculiar. I thought that there was one
outbreak after another of these bad eggs around the world. But
nobody put two and two together all at the same time. Hmm. Well,
within the same six month period.
Well, it's funny because I had a similar experience. And just
like you said, John, sent by two different sources from our
producing audience. So the story that everyone is the moment the
most emailed story I receive Wyclef Shawl in hiding after
death threats over Haiti presidency bid.
Yeah, I got that one too. Right. So he's, you know,
he's gotten death threats and he's hiding and he says secret
location in Haiti. Well, not so because here I have a YouTube
video with actual proof of him performing in Hoekstra out in in
Belgium during a festival week. Two days ago. He's not in
hiding. He's hiding in Belgium. Yeah, living it up in Hoekstra,
which is where I used to have the curry castle. Which by the
way, you might as well be hiding I mean, I agree with that. But
the guys he's doing shows he's not hiding is a total bull crap.
Total because he only wants to do is hide so he doesn't have to
do interviews because people are on to him. But but you know,
it's it's fun to see that where? Guardian maybe
so the first the first graph of the APN stories, I Popstar in
Haitian presidential hopeful Wyclef John says he's gone into
hiding after getting death threats.
Yeah, no threat he's performing in Belgium. link in the show
notes. You could see him right there. He's on stage during the
show. Because of all the death threats, yeah, those Belgians
are pretty mellow. Maybe he's visiting haiku Herman hanging
out hanging out in Belgium. There's total bull crap. And
I have a clip by the way, I'm not gonna I don't want to play
it at the moment and we'll play it if we really run out of
material about there was done on the military channel about about
midget submarines they call them and they were like one man subs
that would carry a bomb. You know, one torpedo and these guys
would sneak up on ships and literally like attach the
torpedo to the ship. Go away and blow up the ship. Yeah. And the
Japanese it's a talks about the Japanese version of the of the
midget submarine. The Japanese guys were suckered into becoming
suicide midget torpedo guys. Yeah, they put him into thing
and then they they they weld them into cyan aura. And it was
actually quite funny because the guy, the Japanese cases, we were
misled by the government.
Yeah. I guess it does happen everywhere.
I think people should note that those of you who listen to the
show routinely, at least the way we I mean, I don't think we're I
mean, we're as susceptible to being misled as anybody. But
generally speaking, the two of us do not really buy into most
government propaganda. I don't care you know what the greatest
nation in the world lies to you. Anyway, just to point
A, I'm looking for the story and important to plastic surgeon
died. I don't know if anyone sent that link to you.
Oh, really? I didn't get that one.
Yeah, this is and for some reason. I now. Maybe I
Where was he from?
He's from California. He's the guy to the did. What's your
name? Katherine Heigl who got like 10 surgeries in a row he
did. Janice Dickinson
did they get as the head of MCI who did the phony heart attack
that
guy? No, no not back? Well, so you immediately start to think
it's like okay, who did he do in the witness protection program
that he had to get to to the head for but then MTV News?
Maybe I put it under Ministry of Truth that would be where I put
it probably cheese. Well, somewhere in the show notes is
the is the link about this guy. But he you know people like
really sad because he helped so many important celebrities
really better their lives with plastic surgery. So was he he
was young, he was probably about 38, something like that. MTV
News though, knows how to spin the story into something into a
very important public service announcement.
And YouTube development in the untimely death of celebrity
plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan has emerged. Ryan was reportedly
tweeting just before his car plunged off a cliff in Malibu on
Monday. He tweeted after 25 years of driving by I finally
hiked to the top of the giant sand dunes on the west of Malibu
much harder than it looks. Who, in the state of California
texting while driving is against the law. This tragic event
brings to the forefront once again the dangers of texting
while driving. Earlier in the year, Oprah launched a no phone
zone campaign which urges people to sign pledges not to chat or
text from behind the wheel. Distracted driving.
It sounds like a whole like a whole PSA campaign.
Who is this kid? He sounds like he's 12 I don't know I probably
universe are
blamed for an estimated 6000 deaths and half million injuries
a year.
Well, so yeah, so celebrity
blame for a year a year.
Dr. Frank Ryan was involved in a car accident died on Monday
after his car fell from a cliff in Malibu on Monday. Oh, Mel
Gibson drives off this guy falls off the cliff and Malibu this is
not it was a Jeep Wrangler. Well, there you go. Those things
are dangerous. But some of the people that he worked with, so
the hill star Montek Vince Neil Motley Crue Gene Simmons of
Kiss, Adrianne curry, no relation Lorenzo lamas. And
everyone's just devastated and there will be a vigil. A vigil
for Dr. Ryan. So yeah, it was clearly a jewel vigil
candlelight vigil. So clearly it was a case of Twitter texting
while driving. Death by complicated death by texting.
Yeah. Well, so that's how MTV News
simple SMS. Uh, you know, I am on the phone is the rough
enough? Yeah. Why would you do it on a windy road out in
Malibu. You got to have both hands on the wheel and be kind
of freaked out. You had been on those roads? Yeah.
Would you sound kind of like the PSA Now, John, I mean, it just
blew me away that you know, someone's dead and then MTV
spins it into Don't text while you drive kids. This is really
bad.
And well, the MTV All right, what else we got?
I got tons of stuff you maybe want to thank some some people.
Yeah, let's thank them for contributing. And also when I
mentioned to people they should be involved with the show
because it's listener supported. And we do have a clip actually.
Which I did I upload this clip to you, which is the Dr. Laura
clip.
Oh, it's funny. You mentioned that because I was going to say
that that is, you may not have, but we can talk about it anyway,
because she's here you don't have the clip. Can you send it
to me? Because it'd be well worth it if we play it. But why
don't you tell everyone what's going on? What's on your mind?
Because I kind of have it figured out.
Well, Dr. Laura comes on The Larry King Show and moans and
groans about her being you know, essentially she says that
commercial radio is no good. Because you can't do anything
off the you know, you there's a very narrow path you have to
walk and if you don't walk it there's these pressure groups
and in the case of Dr. Laura, it's kind of interesting. You
may have a list of them here. It's like you know, pressure
groups including Media Matters Gay and Lesbian Alliance and all
these people because she used the N word I don't know what the
media matters are the Gay and Lesbian Alliance let me read
this Dr. Schlessinger this in the New York Times took a
different tack love up she apologized on her blog in the
air for the next the next day. I still a day after apologies, the
liberal watchdog group Media Matters for America posted audio
original comments, you know, and called for advertisers to
boycott the program while the movement gained traction is
General Motors OnStar and Motel Six. Both called right they
pulled Yeah, they pulled which they did which they should be
ashamed of themselves. pulled their sponsorship because it was
this she the Ministry of Truth they have to I guess you can't
say anything bad about General Motors, that's for sure. Like,
Hey, your cars are junk. You know, if we had General Motors
as a sponsor, we could knit you know, say you bought a General
Motors car and the thing with a wheel fell off. We couldn't talk
about it. You couldn't talk about it. Anyway, Motel Six and
General Motors OnStar specifically withdrew According
to Korean Bell The Sano Senior Vice President of Dr.
Schlesinger's production company, Ari Robin habit abt and
I spell that how you pronounce that Vice President on Media
Matters which is by the way is a kind of a Clinton liberal phony
baloney media watchdog said this incident quote should serve as a
lesson to radio host go you listen up you that their words
matter Shut up sleeve, they can and should be held accountable
for what they say on the airwaves thou shalt repent. Mr.
Robin habit said he's the Media Matters VP so these guys are.
These guys aren't Watchdogs. They're gatekeepers. They're
creepy gatekeepers. They're Oh, wait, where's there a douchebag
involved here?
Oh, boy. It's funny you mentioned Dr. Laura, Dr. Laura
says, quote, my first amendment rights had been usurped by angry
hateful groups who don't want to debate they want to eliminate
Thou shalt not debate thou shalt eliminate. I've decided it was
time to move on to other venues where I could say my piece and
not have to live in fear anymore. Well, I think that
sounds a lot like no agenda. stream.com.
Exactly.
In fact, people have actually sent me emailing people actually
sent me email. Hey, is Dr. Laura coming to your stream? It's
gonna be very interesting to see if she can if she can do it. And
if she can pull it off, and how she will do it. Well, she's
worth so much money now that I don't think she needs to do that
much work. But she's still doing books. She does have a podcast.
I mean, she does stream her previous show. I think she'll
probably back off a little bit and probably do less work but
which will be said she was leaving at the end of this year.
Yeah.
Well, she could be hounded back. You know, they could all
apologize and then beg her to come back for more money. Of
course, she
can't quit because she's under contract. That's That's why
she's still well, I'll do it at the end of the year. She can't
because then she'll get sued for breach of contract. Right. But I
bet your her program is going to be pretty tame for the next
couple months. Why? Because you can't do that. You can't if you
are sponsored by corporate money and advertisers. You just you
can't go on and every word she says will be watched from now
on.
It's been watched from for the last decade ever since she came
out against Yeah,
but when General Motors pulls out, that's when station manager
start to take note.
And it's true. And that's exactly why it was some stations
in the process. That's exactly
why we decided not to take commercial money or run
advertisements on this program and I am delighted. We made that
decision.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's because you don't have to you don't have
to keep you don't have to stop the show. With the other thing,
by the way, so it gives the listeners another 20 or 30
minutes because most of our today's today's radio is two
minutes of program and one minute of commercials and that's
just the model in some cases is worse. But the fact of the
matter is who needs to be had their time wasted even though I
would assume some people would think that us begging for money
is time wasting to oops. That illusia John, or bucks and David
dole.
Hold on, hold on a second. John. Hold on a second. Yeah, I lost
you there. Come on back and get into the
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It was two days ago, but we'll we'll celebrate that in a
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Reddit Have you ever used it?
No I haven't i That's why I was asking you I will also mention
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The coins are sold out by the way. So and
I'd love to see another program come on board because the minute
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Zen music different Yeah,
yeah, someone sent today. Dramatic kind of like it I kind
of like it was kind of nice. A little segment I want to do at
the end of of our donations each week because we have been known
to bump people out, which I think is part of what the show
is. But I got this from an anonymous producer. In fact, he
says please do not give anybody my name your Adam. I'm extremely
high and paranoid at the moment and I am listening to the latest
no agenda. I cannot really tell if the food I'm eating is going
down my throat and if so I hope to God it really is food.
Likelihood is zero.
So as long as you can still hear the sound of my voice you're
okay my friend. It's okay. It's gonna be all right. Have a sugar
cube. It'll it'll all go away. We have to calm these people
down from time to time, John.
It's you're the one that bums them out.
Yeah, it's really getting bad. Okay. Some research has been
done on the Gitmo nation jewelry, which it's always nice
when it's just corroborated. I would like you to go to jail.
overcrowding.com John, this is the website that scram has put
together scram, of course of the people who gave Lindsay Lohan
her beautiful anklet and ankle bracelet. And right here on the
homepage or alcohol offenders overcrowding your jails and
prisons. And then you can select your state.
Well, let me go to California should be a lot of numbers
there. Yeah,
it's beautiful.
Fake vacancy, it says
vacancy. So as predicted corporations like scram and buy,
even though they're supposed to be bi Dubai Corporation. The
whole idea here is to make your home your personal jail. Yeah,
you're bursting at the seams. The United States print
imprisons significantly more people than any other nation in
the world. In fact, they're even proud of this. In fact, the Pew
Center on the states reported in 2008, that an astounding one in
every 100 adults in the US now lives behind bars exclamation
point.
You know, this is so humiliating that the fact that the public
isn't outraged by this, we not only have the most prisoners,
but we have the most prisoners per capita
and it's supposed to increase in California by 13%. This year.
Yeah, because we've been trying to incarcerate our way out of
crime for so long, federal and state prisons and county jails
are experiencing new crisis levels of overcrowding. At the
same time, operating budgets have been severely cut. That's
our profit by the way, as funding to build new facilities
and over the next two years, researchers predict the
situation will get even worse, we must enslave you slave in
your own home.
So the thing is, they got the thing at the top which is kind
of noteworthy which is the total number of prisoners in
California 174,282 but the total cost per day California state
that is bankrupt and should declare bankruptcy on a daily
basis in California it's costing $11,000,352 729 A day $11
million a day.
They should be donating that to the show and this of course is
for people who also have new smoke three joints oh yeah
minutes and your pick up a hooker oops. So anyway, the
problems so you know, they want to fix this are fine friends at
scram, and the by company by identifying offenders with
alcohol misuse issues, screening, assessment,
evaluation tools and programs, sounding sanctioning alcohol
offenders for criminal activity, providing them with the
treatment they need and monitoring them to ensure
rehabilitation. We need to monitor them That's right. We'll
just monitor you. Don't worry you'll be a slave in your own
home. And so yes, you're right people should be outraged by
this John but they're not. No they're not in fact, in Fact
$11 million a day
I'll forget the money. Well, how about the whole slavery aspect
of being kept a prisoner in your own home? But they're not
because it's actually good because there's technology John,
the same people who bring you all like the drive by the by Dr.
Buy from bei incorporated in the scram bracelet. They're
protecting your children, John. These are good people. And the
proof once again is in San Francisco.
A new high tech way to keep track of students is being used
right here in the Bay Area. Now this technology is expected to
lessen the teachers responsibility and hopefully
increase students learning. Katie's can Pritchett is live
now in Richmond with more on how the system works can
well the children wear this tracking device on their
clothing and it will alert if a child leaves campus but the
county says one major benefit of this technology is for teachers
because it will allow them more time to teach. It is nap time at
George Miller children's school a brief moment in the day when
children can relax so rare luxury for teachers such as
Simone Buford, check in
papers all day long, taking papers taking papers taking
papers,
what does he's checking out what papers is he checking is his
grades or is this house vice papers, checking
papers,
his second papers, checking papers. This is really great all
day long.
I'm checking papers checking
papers. I needed it. It's amazing. You have to see this
video how the school is hooked
out arrives the teacher must write it down every time a child
eats you see
the chicken papers they're writing down the document and
chicken papers seem to
show you gotta write it down child ate,
ate the child ate teacher must write it down. But embedded in
what looks like a tiny basketball jersey is technology
that may change that.
So now when we fit when we free the children much we just have
to push a button and it's done so we don't have to
give you freedom to lunches press button. John it's
wonderful. We just press a button and we can feed the next
little happen is not only will you just press the button but
then the food will actually be shoved into their face. Your bed
child fed next child
this is an alert to the no agenda movie guys and
entertainment guys the movie would be Charlie Chaplin's
modern time modern times.
Yes, indeed. My times. All right, look, I gotta continue
this report is just too good. The maker of this technology
also speaks in a moment
when we free the children much we just have to push a button
and it's done so we don't have to check the paper check the
paper take a bit
particularly protect onto the check that they protect the
paper take the paper take the paper God Check the paper. Yeah.
Did you check the paper?
No, I didn't check the paper
inside the jersey is a radio frequency tag that also uses Wi
Fi which is monitored by sensors planted inside the school
each.on This map represents a child or teacher parents
digitally signed beautiful
you actually see these dots roaming around on the screen.
Like symbols like Pac Man.
Like Pac Man. Waka waka, Waka waka feed the children Check the
paper check the paper. It's great. You see all the little,
you know the the teachers are different dots. Because the
teachers they see this is what they don't get. They're also
tracked. They've also got a tick the paper thing
in and out a child's seen on this screen saving teachers from
hand filing attendance records required by the state.
Within a year we could have completed a payoff for this
system with saving this
is probably Vivec couperose.
cousin who was there a payout in any way shape or form? What do
you mean? He says oh by the end of the year we have a good
complete payout for the system. This is the kind of
boring noise for him because the state is paying for this. He'll
he'll have a payout. They say that at the end he says that the
report says that the state is paying for it. The complete
complete payout will be for him but let's listen to what he says
that Congress brother I don't know that for sure. But he could
be
any payoff for this system with saving from the saving that we
have from the staffing.
What did he say? He says we had a complete payout from the
savings we get from the less staffing somebody's gonna get
fired.
The Check the paper that check the paper woman is getting
fired.
And the saving that we have from the staffing
son Kim with the county's employment and Human Services
Department says 3000 man hours could eventually be saved with
this $50,000 system. You're
right someone's getting fired. That's exactly right, John. So
they start off by saying oh teachers can spend more time
with the kids but really you're getting fired Check the paper
lady that's what's happening which was paid
for by a federal grant.
We had the first type of sensor that implementing with this
technology, but it's already proven technology
in the end that tracking down like out and out morons.
Now he's a foreigner
Why are foreigners then coming over here to to our children,
our children, what's wrong with us?
This is what I'm trying to say. Please stop the Gitmo jewelry
meet you maybe I just had a business idea. Maybe we should
just start making fake scram bracelets and an RFID bracelet,
we could turn this into a fashion trend before it hits.
Because you know Lindsey is going to be in vogue with a
SCRAM bracelet, this is going to be a huge fashion thing. And
maybe we can just start making them. This is for maybe no
agenda stuff.com Or someone we should be able to make a gizmo
nation bracelet, which is a nice statement.
I'm thinking of a big brace at a big metal looking gizmo nation
bracelet that has a bunch of LEDs on it. But instead of the
LEDs that are just on and off, it should be one of those LEDs
that actually spells things. Fuck you.
Check the papers, take the papers, check the vapors, know
what you'd say in the morning hit you in the mouth and stuff
like that. It's programmable, it should be programmable. It
should be programmable. Like we can do the pocket, no agenda
thing. So we can change the message. Ooh, that would be that
would be that would be meant, wouldn't it? And oh, by the way,
once you put it on, you can control once you put it on, it
doesn't come off. Unfortunately, we welded shut just like the
minisub. Guys. So let's finish up this report. In the
end, the tracking tags are a security feature and something
akin to an inventory system that freeze
my favorite. Your children or inventory. That's what they are.
It's an inventory of a
bunch of cold blooded a holes. Your children are
now inventory inventory system that frees teachers for more
important things.
You spend more time with children. More time with the
children.
I spend more time with the children checking papers. An
inventory system. I beg you, please I beg you to hell is that
out of control? Or what?
That's totally out of control in the fact that people aren't
screaming their heads off in that school district. It shows
you there. Something's wrong with those people.
Well, I think we definitely screamed our heads off about
this. And we'll keep on keep on going. A note about the about
the BI Corporation. They actually started as an
agriculture company. Yeah, yeah, no kidding. Yeah, no, then they
somebody
sent us a note telling us the background and they also
mentioned the fact that I think the apparently these bracelets
are hackable. Really, he
hid into that. Yeah, yeah. He did hint at it. There is a way.
Let me see I have the note here.
I'm not gonna say any more about it. But
he says and yes, there are ways to fake the system. But you need
to know more than what I'm divulging to you guys. We used
to have fun with some of the units at the office can just see
you laughing away. Needless to say, I'm not eligible for the
lie low scram fashion accessory. He does. In other words, he's
afraid to tell us how you can circumvent the system.
Yeah, well, that you know if these things get too popular
that that we'll have that will be in the public domain
overnight.
I sure hope so.
Yeah, guy should be hacked. And this system should be defeated
immediately.
But get ahead of the game kids and let's make our own Gitmo
nation jewelry. And let's come up with some cool bracelets.
That I mean, it's funny pictures, plenty of pictures to
show you know what it looks like. And, and we should get in
on the fashion before it actually
black hat and the DEF CON conference guys who go every
year, you know, show different kinds of action to take this on
immediately. These things are ridiculous.
Lady Gaga will be wearing one next. Watch. I have to turn the
air on John McKee left for the gym. And it's like 1000 degrees.
I have to turn the air conditioner on. Can you give me
just a second?
Well, while you're doing that, why don't you drop a clip, which
is the one we're going to listen to is Democracy Now on Haiti.
But I don't want to miss the clip. Oh, you can't hear it from
the from the button. Well, not when I'm walking over to turn
the air on. All right. We'll go on go walking away. Nope, I'll
play it. I know it's okay. I got something to read. Okay, read.
Apparently there was a blog post that's kind of interesting on
the Rachael Ray blog, done by Josh Josh Ozersky. I'm writing
an article for Time magazine on raw milk out of my depth for
sure, but I like it. I can't just keep going on the same
narrow round of unironic wonderbread appreciation Kenny
But he goes on and on and on. He had tried some raw milk but it
wasn't even very good raw milk apparently by the way. I'm a big
raw milk promoter. And actually we have a great dairy in
Washington state that is first raw milk dairy in the state. But
the he mentioned it justing comment here about about the FDA
and raw milk. Okay, he says the FDA as you won't find it. The
FDA tells us it's an absolute necessity to keep dangerous and
Amana molecules out of our bodies which are in raw milk.
They don't leave much doubt as to where they stand on the
subject of raw milk. Raw milk they say quote is inherently
dangerous and should not be consumed by anyone at any time
for any purpose. It's dangerous, I tell you, so why are they
saying this when the all the proof is in that is not?
Well, you know, maybe, maybe this is a whole chicken eggs and
milk thing? Maybe they don't want us to have pancakes.
Oh, so let's play the anyway, that's just a commentary before
we get to the blue, but
before we get to Haiti, then can I just jump into the food thing
for a moment kind of about the the raw milk goes to the Royal
Society? And we've we've heard we I think we've played a clip
from one of these women from the Royal Society who are just these
incredibly arrogant, elitist pricks in the United Kingdom.
The Royal Society is kind of like, what do you call our? Our
science is at the Science Institute or the institute's
what do we call Academy of Science National Academy of
Sciences? Right. So I think that's kind of comparable, only
this of course, is Royal. Ergo I would presume sanctioned by Her
Majesty the Queen. Oh, yes. They have published a set of 21
papers. As
scientists sciences,
from many disciplines, and countries say little more land
is available for food production. But add that the
challenge of increasing global food supplies by as much as 70%
in the next 40 years is not insurmountable. By 2050, we must
be eating meat grown in vats. Yeah, in order to get got it in
order to feed the 9 billion people expected to be alive by
the middle of the century.
That means
a VAT vegan fatness,
this is really good fat meat.
So of course you get it. So of course, I want to read the
science because it's clearly in so I go over to the Royal
Society website. And it is it's 21 papers. So it's going to take
me through the weekend to really read it and see what it is. But
what cracked me up is on the Royal Society website, Royal
society.org. Where they have the headline seven days in science
and 72. By August 2010 Royal Society published a report on
food security in this week's Philosophical Transactions big.
Each of the 21 papers from the report food security fit in the
world and 2050 is available online. And then it says visit
guardian.co.uk for a write up of the story. Which it and if you
and. And that's where they get the whole from these 21 papers,
they pulled this one thing we'll have to grow meat in vats. But
the Royal Society is colluding with The Guardian newspaper, The
Guardian. Yes, they're colluding with them in the saying, don't
read the 21 papers. And you have to like you have to go to
another page to actually find the link to these 21 papers.
Don't read that visit guardian.co.uk for a write up of
the story. And I was like, Wow, that's pretty amazing.
This this is the media government complex. Thank you.
Alright, Haiti. So we're back on Haiti. So I you know, I like
this, everyone knows it every I rotate my viewing habits now
because of the you know, try to go from one thing to another. So
we have a little balance in the show. So now I'm listening to
the and this was actually a pretty good Democracy Now show
because there's three items I got from it that are all
hilarious. The first one, of course, is they is the Haiti
report with, you know, Democracy Now that Amy Goodman person,
they never asked a simple question like, you know, they
never didn't ever go into anything. They just, you know,
give kind of left leaning clips, and then they go on to the next
topic. And it's kind of ridiculous, but this one cracked
me up and you'll you'll be amused yourself.
Katie's interim reconstruction commission has approved over
$1.6 billion in new projects for the country's rebuilding,
following the January 12. earthquake. The Commission's co
chair, former president and the current UN special envoy to
Haiti, Bill Clinton said the project's approval should
encourage international donors to fulfill their unmet pledges.
Almost every one of you in the press has done at least one
story about how a lot of money was committed at the donors
conference, but not much money has been given. And you have
reported that many of the donors say, well, the they weren't
specific enough about what they were going to do with the money.
We have cured that problem today. Nobody can use that as an
excuse.
Cheese Louise guy never gives up. It's
unbelievable. Here's the report. I did Bill, former President
Clinton, you have not yet released your 2009 financial
statement. Would you please put that on your website? Would you
please let us know how much money you collected, by the way
convenient that they turned the earthquake machine on January
12, which means he won't have to report that money that he and
George Bush, George W. Bush took until 2011, which they probably
won't release until 2012. By then we could all be dead or
eating meat out of that's it. It drives me nuts. These elitist
pricks. He took the money. Money shyster show up and take
advantage of people's goodwill and generosity. Just send us
your cash.
So, bastard so now we have so then further on in the day that
we democracy now. But wait, there's more. There's a Haiti
factoid that I was unaware of and I was scratching my head
afterwards. Here we go.
In other Haiti news, the French government has rejected a
petition from a group of leading activists and academics calling
for the repayment of an independence debt and post after
Haiti successfully won independence in 1804. Haiti was
forced to pay France around 90 million gold francs up until
World War Two, which after interest and inflation is valued
today at around $40 billion. On Tuesday, French officials
dismissed calls to repay Haiti but refused to comment on
whether the debt was legitimate.
That news is three months old. I never heard that story. Yeah.
Oh, no, that the French came out. Maybe it's even older than
that. And they said, Oh, are they playing it like yesterday?
Well, in other Haiti news, it's like they had a Haiti story.
They go through the database, they probably Googled Haiti and
saw a story and forgot the day that it gives true. Let me let
me just check make sure I'm not full of it. But I know this
story is old. Let me see. Haiti, debt repayment. I swear to God,
this is months old. Here. May 29 2010. May 29, is Huawei may
28. Democracy Now is dredging up old stories began your worries.
Here January 31. They even that's when they first started
started talking about but may 28, apparently is when friends
said we're not going to we're going to cancel the debt. And
the IMF
also canceled cancel. There's no debt to cancel. They got paid.
No, no, no. It's all the gold coins. It's the gold they had to
pay back for their 80 No throwing they weren't gonna pay
10 No, but But France like big gesture big guys. Like, hey,
Osaka blue. Yeah, let them have. Let them eat.
And keep your gold. Alright, anyway. Yeah.
Now this is a May 28 story.
But that's not the way I'm understanding the story. My
understanding was they paid France a bunch of money now they
want $40 billion back from France? No, that's the way she
presents it. I don't think so. We'll play it again.
I shall in other Haiti news
to the petition from a group of leading activists and academics
calling for the repayment of an independence debt and post after
Haiti successfully won independence in April.
That's really weird. Because I have stories here that say that
France said, Oh, you don't have to pay that money. The
Independence Payment. Maybe this maybe there's two going on.
Maybe there's maybe there was like, like, a huge amount. I
have to look it up. I'm gonna look this up. Because
researchers out there help us out on this. We'll figure it
out. Yeah, this, I want to just do the other one. This one here
is telling me you heard this story, which is the last
Democracy Now clip on Columbia. I am unaware of this situation.
I think I would have heard about it. And now I'm wondering why
we're doing this in the first place. This is a screwball
story.
Colombia's Constitutional Court has suspended a deal giving the
US military access to at least seven Colombian bases. On
Tuesday, the court ruled the deal is unconstitutional and
ordered the Colombian government to submit it to lawmakers for
approval. In addition to opening the bases to the US military,
Columbia also agreed to allowing up to 800 US troops and 600
military contractors and granting them diplomatic
immunity. The deal has come under wide criticism in Latin
America from countries including Brazil, Bolivia, Ecuador, and
Venezuela as well as from several human rights groups.
Sure, we should be there. That's probably under the war against
drugs or something. We made some kind of deal. I
think the drug thing is over. I think it has something to do
with Venezuela. That maniac Hugo, we've been trying to kill
him for years. Da I mean, he's cited in the book, Confessions
of an economic hitman, because he was apparently targeted. They
tried to kill him when he was junior during his first
iteration as a as a ruler there and he got away somehow got
paranoid freaked out decided to be keen to become a communist
because he didn't want to get help from anyone he could
because he felt the USA was trying to kill him which they
probably were. And now I think we're gonna go back go back and
try to kill him again
right from the base.
What I really like about this is they're gonna send all these
soldiers in they're gonna give them all diplomatic immunity so
they kill him or kill anybody that's
tough so they can actually park in front of the presidential
palace without getting a ticket and they go in and often that's
what the CD plates give you man free parking everywhere yeah
that's great
it's not reported by anybody
know but the way democracy now just throws it away is kind of
fun.
Oh no, it's terrible. They just throw everything away no
analysis. They you know, they say they get it from the you
know, the communist news network. And then they run the
story out there and then they don't say anything there's no
why are we doing this aspect to this average is terrible
communist
news network. So I got an out there clip for you that I think
you'll like, coupled there are other channels besides C span,
which we watch so you don't have to of course, and there are
other shows besides the joy Bay harsh show, but probably the
most interesting channel although I usually I just can't
watch it because it's just so propagandize because if you
really want to spread some propaganda, then you change
history. Isn't that the easiest way John? Just change history
and make it change it just change it? So
that didn't happen? Yeah, yeah. Did I was there no, no, didn't
happen. Right. So
that's the History Channel. And and for once I agree with them.
This will take about a minute and a half and then I'll cut it
off.
According to ancient astronaut theorists, the UFO shaped
objects found in medieval paintings aren't the only
evidence of an alien presence during the era.
No, wait, wait, wait. It's not. By the way, it's from the show
evidence of ancient aliens. But listen to listen to what the
aliens did to us. In his it's true. It's on the History
Channel, dude. It's the truth so be quiet.
The gods of Eden. author William Bramley cites private journals
and other publications throughout Europe, which contain
accounts of cigar shaped flying objects emitting noxious mists.
The first reports at this kind began during the mid 14th
century closely corresponding to the outbreak of the worst health
epidemic in human history.
There you go, there you go. Finally, proof shows the aliens
are spraying it. Actually, I do have a very good article which
I'm sure you didn't read read John. And although I know it was
sent to you, you're gonna like oh brother called atmospheric
geoengineering. And I recommend everyone have a look at that
it's under a contrails in the show notes I put under Contrails
and what I like about the article, which is why I think
you should read it, John, is they don't speak about
chemtrails, they speak about persistent contrails which I
thought was a very good take on on the issue. And people can I
know that you do you have a filter. Now if someone sends you
an email that says Chem trail, does it just
go today? It gets put into Bozo
file, it goes straight into the VIP bucket. It's all right. They
do a lot of that persistent controlling over San Francisco
so you'll be one of the first Yeah, now you'll be one of the
first ones to check in the boxes be pushing the button.
Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork, it's too much paperwork. But
anyway, it's it actually is a it is a very interesting read. And
along those lines, and I'm pretty sure he received this as
well. This goes right along with my theory about Ted Stevens,
Russian scholar warns of secret US climate change weapon. As
Muscovites suffer record high temperatures this summer summer,
a Russian political scientist has claimed that the United
States may be using climate change weapons to alter the
temperatures and crop yields of Russia and other Central Asian
countries this is exactly what I said.
But we crackpots are right in the same boat on this one.
Yeah, but I was I was saying it before this article came out and
and wheat futures have skyrocketed.
Yeah, eating meat from bats and the VAT meat we're going to have
to be stuck with that. But the point you got to the thing
that's really dangerous here about this. What's going on with
the wheat fields is also the barley fields are going out of
there goes on beer. That's your beer. It's our beard. Now it's
time to panic skyrocketing in price seriously, I have a beard
tip for people because I always wanted to you know tip or here's
a tip tip. So I got a beard tip for people. It got a very low
rating. I took this over My son about because he's a kind of a
beer connoisseur. And he's you really can't understand why I
got a low rating by the beer when he calls it the beer. I
forgot what he but there's a term for beer geek. But you
should check this beer I promise. I think it's got to be
extremely fresh. But it's a beer called, called Hummer. And it's
actually anchor steams beer that was made, I think in 1972 1983
something when they first moved to the new facility, they had
this one beer formula, and this is it. It's absolutely
delicious.
It's amazing how you get me off of the author of these amazing,
amazing topics.
Amazing topics.
The article that this? Well, they call them Russian scholar.
He also references the ex 37 B spacecraft. The one we know
nothing about. That was a shot up from Vandenberg Air Base, an
orbital test vehicle that the Pentagon launched back in April.
And Irish F is a Russian scholar believes that the x 37 be
perhaps carries weaponry that could be a key component in the
Pentagon's climate change arsenal. The Pentagon declined
to comment. Of course horse went to stone house, restaurant
house, stone house restaurant in in their Santa Barbara, since
you were on on beer and food for a second. This is a five star
restaurant. This is the restaurant to go to in Santa
Barbara.
stone house.
You've never heard of it. No. Oh, oh, this
is this is like I try to avoid Santa Barbara.
Yeah, I know. But I just wanted to say company that we were with
fantastic. I love the cucumber Mojito. But the chef went a
little overboard on what he had Sam and he had like a million
different things around this piece of salmon. And it was just
too much it was overkill. You know how that sometimes you can
just get too many things. There's a mushroom thing and a
pancake thing. And then some salad stuff. And it was just it
was too much. It was too much going on on the plate. It was
tasty. But it kind of ruined the
one of the themes that that Gordon Ramsay has as a recurring
theme, which is that these guys they get carried away, it takes
a real skill to be able to pull off over loaded up to the plate
with all kinds of weird crap because you can. And I would.
Yeah, I like my food to be a simpler day. And I also think
the days of really overly complex food are over.
And I hate and I hate saying this because I'm sure that our
hosts for the evening are probably listening to the show.
And you know, and I really enjoyed it. But you know, just
as a reviewer as something that that you and I do from time to
time, it was over again was way expensive. I mean, outrageously
expensive. Of course, I didn't pick up the tab, which was good.
Doesn't have the full five stars on Yelp. It's got four and a
half, which is high. Yeah. And
I mean the well The ambiance is beautiful. It's in the mountain
side. You know, it's got wood burning fireplaces everywhere.
It's got, you know, oh, yeah, it's a gorgeous place, but I was
just like, man, you know too much. The guy just did too much.
He just put too much into it. However, the butternut squash
soup was excellent.
We only have 18 reviews. This place must be fairly new, but
it's not because here's a review on 2000
Oh, it's not new. It's just way expensive. That's why Yelpers
don't visit it. They can afford it.
Or there's one guy gave it three stars. Stephen K in Pasadena
says the restaurant is the shockingly expensive San Ysidro
ranch. The restaurant has a beautiful balcony. Try to get
seated here if you can like the hotel or restaurants very
expensive, perhaps too much. So for the price of the food is top
notch. Yeah, the menus hots Haute surf and turf. Yeah. Which
is kind of
so here's another story that pops up in two places in the
world in Gitmo nation, lowlands Amsterdam. mohkum, as we say, to
be specific and San Francisco. Exactly the same story with a
small variation. Bad news for those of you planning on renting
an apartment for your next trip to San Francisco. It's illegal.
But this the city's long forgotten ordinance against
residents renting out their apartments to tourists has
started to become reinforced. The 1981 ordinance prohibits
landlords from renting out to a tenant for a period of less than
30 days. And the reason why this is happening, of course is
because there's not enough rental space for the slaves to
wear their jewelry, their Gitmo bracelets in Amsterdam, the
Netherlands. If you have a second home, and it's in
Amsterdam, you are now obliged. slave, you will obey to make it
available to the rental pool. Now what's interesting about
this is the rental pool two people register to rent a home
in Amsterdam and there's a waiting list. It's always been
yours but people do get on. It's rent controlled. So the maximum
amount of a social rental dwelling in Amsterdam that you
will pay per month is 548 euros which of course is a slough
which is a steal go well, we'd have to be registered for about
five I think the waiting list is five years now but if you have a
piano tear you may you may no longer just keep it for yourself
you have to put it on the rental list it has to be made available
so if you have 1000 year old mortgage is bull crap not Well,
I don't want to rent my place
it was the same thing what if you What if you knew what you
want to rent out your your own property in San Francisco for
for a couple for a week? You can't do it illegal. And this of
course is because people are sleeping in tents. There's
nowhere to live anymore because
of the San Francisco thing I can appreciate what they're doing
because they got the new Intercontinental Hotel and a
bunch of other places that can't be possibly now who was you
know, the the hotels are probably hurting a little bit
and they're dead and they probably shouldn't be because
San Francisco is a miserable place. For tourism. I
bring this up a lot. It's miserable in general.
It's a miserable place. Do not go there. There's bombs
everywhere. It's unbelievable. They murdered German tourists.
If you're German your target, hotel boom shot by some punks.
They can't even find anyone to indict.
Fidel Castro has made a statement which a lot of people
have sent to me. He says he read a student's book the secrets of
the Bilderberg Club. And Castro says it's great. This is a
fantastic book. It's real. It's not a drinking club. They want
to take over the world
good old Fidel. I love that you and him are in the same boat on
that.
Well there's a there's a story now circulating and I haven't
quite traced the origin of it. But it's you've probably seen
this the top 10 right wing conspiracy theory. So now if you
have a yeah, if you have a theory Good. Well, they're
great. It's like why don't the
aliens I thought they had aliens in there. Let's take another
look. Let's just
take a look at the top 10 for a second and see if we're see if
we're in here. Now this page is like you know, Safari on the Mac
blows chunks. It they upgraded it to 5.1 or something and it
quits unexpectedly beach balls and does all kinds of crazy
crap. And I think I think that Steve Jobs made it suck on
purpose to get everyone off a flash or something. Anyway,
number one, of course, would be chemtrails right at the top of
the list but of course, but of course or as we say persistent
contrails number two martial law you know that Oh, they'll be
martial law any minute now. I subscribed that FEMA
concentration camps at number three. There's certainly some
evidence of that. foreign troops on US soil. Yeah, I've heard a
lot about that. They're supposed to be in California like Chinese
troops and stuff. No real evidence door to door gun
confiscations. Well isn't that actually taking place in Chicago
already? Amazingly down to number six on the list we should
actually do this as a top 10 List 911 as a government plot
amazing that that is only number six as we come up on the 10th
anniversary population control at number seven well we know
that the eugenics program is real we know that they say it
they say we need to kill people
yeah how's that go conspiracy just a fact of
fact number eight another fact harp as they say the deaths and
by the way what's interesting in this article, it's titled The
right wing conspiracy theory but then throughout the entire
article, it talks about the Patriot conspiracy which is
really weird so if you're a patriot where you feel you're a
patriot, then your conspiracy theorist it's like they're
putting patriotism with the bad basically patriots Best Idea
Number Nine The Federal Reserve conspiracy home I mean, come on.
Like they that's a conspiracy read a book and number 10 The
North American Union which even you subscribe to that we gotta
get show you the map. Yeah, yeah. And the marrow.
Yeah. And but this is going around but I find it interesting
that they're calling it the right wing conspiracy theories
and then linking all of it to to patriots. The if you're a
patriot, if you're a patriot, then you're a conspiracy
theorist, which is, by
definition and unAmerican is that this is just some left wing
idea. Yeah, but it's out there. It's I'll give you another one
that's out there. It's kind of interesting. So this, I just
sent you a link to this site. secretive nature of Homeland
Security on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. Recent history of the
US Border Patrol, what are they here for? What is the US Border
Patrol? For one thing, what are they doing up along the Canadian
border? And what are they supposed to do?
Tell me keep them damn Canadians out.
Well, whatever it is, according to all the reports, and I have a
couple of my printed out US border patrol the border patrol
is part of Homeland Security has responded to the following a
construction site theft, a coffee stand robbery, escaped
drunk running through the woods, a trailer park domestic domestic
dispute and doing important work, important word John bank
robbery and armed assault and a high speed car chase. These are
all with the help of the Border Patrol and homeland security. So
why is Homeland Security involved with an escaped drunk
running through the woods they took to their canine dog group
and the Border Patrol is running up and down the woods trying to
find some drunk enough that this is besides being a waste of the
taxpayers money I think this is not what they're supposed to be
doing up there.
Maybe I have an answer for you. Maybe this is what's going on a
report that 91% of the Canadian population particularly teens
aged 12 to 19 are toxic and they are in toxified with the
industrial chemical by phenol A
Yeah Which isn't a plastic bottle it's the plastic that's
the drinking the shit from the plastic bottles then and in this
report says that 91% of Canadian the whole Canadian population
particularly teens aged 12 to 19 are toxic. So I think we need to
keep them out. We're going to bring
you here's the thing how many this this person did this
website says how many of these events are related national
security homeland security funding or immigration concerns?
How many immigration arrests in Port Angeles area are connected
to the border with Canada? None. How many posted 911 arrests in
the Port Angeles area that are connected to the border with
Canada none. So what are they doing? They're running around
this is a waste of the taxpayers money No wonder the country's
bro that
could be a terrorist running through them Woods son
naked and drunk.
Okay, he's the naked terrorist. He's got an underwear on he
might have a bomb in there son. Are you crazy? Did you Did did
miss Mimi hear the sonic boom?
Not that I know of. Oh, this is
great little aviation story. Some guy and his I think his
girlfriend were flying around up near Seattle. And I guess the
President was up there. I didn't even know he was up there. And
he's flying his Cessna 180 is float plane and he came within
eight miles of some perimeter I guess a temporary a TMO as we
call it. Military operations area where it's a no fly zone
and you have to check your no tabs to know that that's in. Cuz
it's not like there's a big line in the sky that says don't cross
here. And they scrambled F 15 jets and they scrambled so fast
that they broke the sound barrier shattering windows from
let's see, it was like all over the place.
But they couldn't intercept the guy from
from she hatless chalice to Seattle Shala So is that how you
pronounce it? Well, I
should pronounce it that way. I can give you the right
pronunciation
e h a l i s.
O if there is a pronunciation I'm just not coming up with it.
Right? It's it's usually she she does not she halus
the city of chi halus Washington's not shall is she
halus que Liske k lies
something like that. It's more like that
right? shattering windows. I tell you.
Well, good. They can go pay for those broken windows.
They'll never pay for it. But I just wondered if anyone up there
any the families, hatless show halos, if anyone up there had
heard this sonic boom as they broke the sound barrier
scrambling for this poor schmuck with this floatplane imagine
that
just ridiculous he's got a new meme coming up. Oh. And this is
it you'll figure it out just listening to take the Thom
Hartmann clip and go with it.
Oh, hold on a second to it's got to be called something other
than thumb blahdy blah.
No, no raise SS slash telethon. I'm sorry guys. So
Over the New America Foundation new america.net is suggesting,
at the same time that the Obama administration has a bunch of
you know, the best and the brightest examining Social
Security. And they're all saying, well, maybe we should
raise the retirement age, or maybe we should cut the benefits
or maybe you know, blahdy blahdy, blah, New America
Foundation has done the math. And they said that the
traditional three legged stool of American retirement of home
equity that you could draw on in your retirement, of savings of
pensions that typically were provided by employers. When
Ronald Reagan came into office, half of all working people in
America had a pension, got quarter were unionized, and half
had pensions. Now, it's what seven 8% 9%. I don't know it's
very low than the percentage that have pensions. So it used
to be home equity plus pension plus Social Security made
retirement. Now, the home equity has gone average average Boomer
family has lost $171,000 People over 45 or 50. So that's gone,
home equity is gone. The average pension doesn't exist anymore.
And Social Security ain't pan squats, they said we can double
Social Security by simply getting rid of the cap that'll
pay for two thirds of it. And taxing 401k is IRAs, those kinds
of things which are mostly used by by the upper middle class and
by wealthy people, and are basically tax giveaways to the
big banks. I'm all over it. I'm gonna take
that to the bank.
So the meme is raise the retirement age. No, no. Listen,
of course I listen to the clip.
The idea is to double the payout. Yeah, how does that
work? You're just doing the you soak the rich. I mean, we have
given the rich of free, free ride for too long, it's time to
soak the rich.
The rich being those government workers who make over $125,000 a
year on average
are the ones that are in Los Angeles that are getting
$300,000 pensions I have a you have a link in the show notes
for that. The number of pensions for the water company Water
District is at you know, an average is a couple 100,000 a
year for what paper pushers that people aren't aren't going to
put up with this much longer these ridiculous I mean these
guys are making you gotta see this list of the retires
retirees of benefits for in the Los Angeles area is
unbelievable. It's a good break in the state that an $11 million
a day for prisoners were broke. But the fact of the matter is
you can soak the rich and pay everybody a lot of social
security and they'll spend the money the rich, here's this
bothered me about the rich, I'm going to go on a kind of a left
wing tantrum here. They don't spend the money. You know,
there's all this money in circulation. So well let's start
off the printing presses. Well, it's gonna cause inflation. No,
it's not because there's the money. The real money out there
is not in circulation. They're not spending it. They just have
it sitting in bonds or in the bank or in some companies that
are you know, not doing very well, but just generally
speaking, they have a big pot of money. That's not in
circulation. This is the problem. These rich people
weren't happening to the Vanderbilts would build
mansions. I'd like to see Bill Gates buying and building a
mountain. You know, spend some of that money I have to admire
Paul Allen. He has three ridiculously yachts, monster
yachts, killer yachts. He can't be on those things at the same
time, but he's employing a bunch of people. So he's spending
money I gave I credit him for that he wants to two sports
teams. Keep going. That's it. I'm done. I'm dying to hear
you're obviously against me. No, I'm not John Cena borax pet
peeve of the day. I was actually waiting for the queue. Yeah,
no, I'm totally on board. And I think these rich people should
also be supporting this show. They should be supporting all
kinds of alternative media. Instead of investing in
companies like Verizon, who, by the way, everyone's been
complaining about the apple and an 18 T cabal for the iPhone.
Hello. Nice to see Verizon teaming up with Google to screw
us. You think our show is gonna load really fast John, think
it's really gonna work? Well, it's we are getting pushed out
of the market by Verizon that everybody loves. We're all the
tech pundits on the whole Verizon thing. Now, you don't
hear anyone talking about it. No one's talking about this. And
then literally saying, Well, you know, everyone should be able to
manage their own network bullcrap. That's total bull crap
managing their network at that's doublespeak for cutting shit
off. And particularly wireless. Why we're not going to get
through on wireless anymore not on Verizon. No, I
agree. I think the whole thing is a mess. And the fact of the
matter is, you might as well just soak the rich soak Verizon,
get the money from these guys are just walking away with way
too much of it. They're not spending it or not putting it
back into the system. If they were you're right, they would
have been giving no agenda show.
And what do you what do you consider rich? What is rich?
I think anybody with a net worth of over $10 million? Yeah,
I agree. I agree. I had that at one point. And I started a whole
bunch of companies and now I'm
not rich put it back in circulation and you're still
working for a living but I'm not rich well you can be rich again
if these guys start coughing up some money to the no agenda show
divorce.org/na Hey, okay I got a funny bit to put at the end of
the show
here we don't want to do with trains, trains planes, but it
Oh, you might oh no hit I'll do
it after trains, planes, all aboard
trains, planes in our never ending quest to prove to the
producers who listen to this program and participate that the
high speed rail mean being propagated and being funded by
the United States government is bull crap and not intended for
your traveling pleasure. But for transporting meat in VATS to
where you live. Meat and the fact that Hill and Knowlton the
arguably one of the most successful PR companies in the
world is all over the media, making air travel look like crap
and promoting train travel. We from time to time put together a
couple of links. And yes,
I do have to interject. Okay. I was thinking about this this
week about the trains planes thing and I kept saying to
myself, wait a minute. Why, why what what's missing from the
picture that what's missing with the picture is the plane guys
getting, you know, burst and Marcel are some of the other
guys to fight back a little bit and put some pro airplane memes
out there. And then it dawned on me. They were obviously bitching
to somebody in a plane industry was taken aside the air. You
know, the air industry was taken aside say, hey, look, this is a
bullshit scam. Don't mess it up for us. Okay, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
It's not gonna hurt your business one bit.
In fact, they probably said, Hey, if you help us a little
bit, we'll cut you a break on those carbon taxes
under the table. We'll look at why the airplane industry, the
airline industry, none of these people have said squat. Yeah, I
think
that's I think, I think you're onto something there. I think
you're onto something. Well, there's there's only two two
things I want to discuss briefly. One is CNN. And this
article written by Katherine Dorsett and of course Catherine
has now officially a douche bag yet. Get a douche bag yet is the
US turning a corner on high speed rail this article is not
to be believed if you read it and story highlights CNN is very
happy to give us a little box here on the left. Washington
awards 8 billion amongst 31 states to develop high speed
rail service opponents colon high speed rail is expensive and
won't save energy. I don't think we've said that. He said it
won't be transporting people and it will take too long and it
will be too expensive. Supporters Colin trains would
cut pollution and stimulate the economy. And this article is is
like directly from the Ministry of Truth. And so I can belabor
the whole the whole article, but I thought be more interesting to
look at other articles written by Catherine Dorsett of CNN. And
she clearly is I guess she just rubber stamps her name on stuff
she she takes the copy and then puts her name on it. daytime
television host and author Rachael Ray joined a bipartisan
group of lawmakers Thursday to unveil new child nutrition
legislation in Washington. So this is the Michelle Obama, she
just just rubber stamps that and then my favorite has to be this
article. A book review. Princess bubble is a new book about a
modern day princess who also happens to be a flight
attendant. Princess bubble flies for the Royal Air Line ATR in
her first adventure adventure bubble finds the true source of
happily ever after as his whole this whole review about Princess
bubble this cannot be a serious journalist who actually did any
work on this on the story about high speed rail. She's a shill
and a douchebag yet yet
a baguette and then there's then there's we just call them
bigots.
Yes baguettes and then there's this story which actually kind
of comes into a gizmo nation category as well. So
important It appears to be so frustrating. And the mom may
have yelled and may have even
slapped the baby. Southwest Airlines flight attendant took a
baby away from its parents in mid flight after witnessing the
mother apparently slapped the crying child. The plane was
traveling from Dallas to Albuquerque when the incident
took place yesterday. Police questioned the couple but the
parents were not cited for the incident. And the medical
personnel that evaluated the baby determined that the baby
was fine. Police say the flight attendant acted appropriately
and neutralize the situation by
think it was a solid move on the part of fighting to take custody
of the child and neutralize it situation, if calmed everybody
down.
I found this a very disturbing occurrence, because of course,
we don't really know what happened. We don't really we
really don't. We don't know. I mean, it was like, they were
screaming each other. She was slapping the kid around. I mean
it has, it has a very weird vibe to it. And of course, it all
happened again on Southwest. Everything seems to be happening
on Southwest these days. And it just didn't feel right. You
know, to have a stewardess flight attendant I should say
take away a child. It just didn't feel right. It felt a
little preconditioning to me. Like because she has
stewardesses
I don't think it's a big deal. Yeah, right. Called stewardess
is not going to not call stewardesses anymore. They're
not that's politically incorrect. It's the it's the S
word. You can't say stewardess as our stewards, it's flight
attendant. They are there to protect your life and your baby
will take your child away from you.
If you read that article in the train thing where they say it's
going to stimulate the economy you know this is pretty
questionable because you if you I don't know if you know how
modern tracks are laid, but they tend to be laid by a giant
machine with Rearden metal it's not a it's not you know we're
not going to bring a bunch of coolies over to lay track
there's a Yeah, Cooley's what is that? Is that a C word?
Well, that's what we did in the in the 1860s. We brought the
over the Chinese ever called Cooley's because I don't doesn't
doesn't sound very friendly. Yeah, well, whatever. But that's
the point. I'm trying to make. I'm not trying to
dead. It's just going to be a big machine. It's not actually
going to employ people. And will this machine run on and
listening? And will this machine run on magic?
Well, a couple guys, you know, overpaid machine operators
probably underpaid, actually, compared to the Los Angeles
people
and it won't, it won't spew any nastiness into the air. probably
will. So anyway, so as we wind it up, John, so I was happy to
play the one last night we're gonna play that I just want to
relate a personal story, human interest. So we were at stone
house, and we were having dinner and the folks who were having
dinner with the husband is a giant hedge fund manager in New
York. He's been a tall man. Is
that what you're saying? Yeah,
he's a hedge fund manager of a giant hedge fund. Oh, I see.
Okay. And he's quitting in, he's quitting his job. And I take
that as a signal. And he's going surfing. He's like, I'm gonna
get out of the business. I'm going surfing, like, Okay, that
would be like the canary in the coal mine for me. So it's I
think it's all coming crashing down very, very soon.
That's good news for the Devorah Cora was podcast. Yes. Very
good. And you
can hear that at no agenda stream.com So I just ended up
clip after credits
or before credits it should be before it because it's it's
funny enough. Okay. Now that we have to end the show that we're
gonna have to do an after this is a little long, but it's not
that long. But it's funny this was a clip. This is pieced out
of a Back in Black yesterday's Jon Stewart show where Lewis
Black who's a comic comes out and bitches about stuff. But in
this case, he complained about the merch until merch until
surroundings of this crummy movie, Eat, Pray,
Love calm and I just say one thing. Chicks are crazy about
this movie. Don't go see it then they are crazy about it because
they've all read the book. And it's based on a true story and
the woman who felt lost and
yeah, she was story my ass.
Julia Roberts stars. I'm telling you Mickey loves this book. She
can't wait to see the movie and she's taking me with
her. You should resist.
You shall resist my son. Okay, why is that bad?
It's a piece of shit. That's why have you seen it? No. But I can
tell immediately by watching this. Listen, just play it okay.
But even worse than the movie is the shameless merchandising.
They've taken a story about one woman's personal quest for
happiness, and turned it into a gay SkyMall catalog. The Home
Shopping Network even dedicated 72 hours to nothing but EBL
merchandise.
This is our shower gel or body cream trio.
This literally has taken you through all three countries
Italy, India and Bali. It smells like gelato which is Italian ice
cream.
I know what gelato means? I read the book decides to you know
what ice cream scented body wash does to a man on a spiritual
quest in the jungles of Indonesia. And Eat Pray Love
Limited Edition gelato bodywash is just the tip of the crap Berg
Eat Pray Love Robin by me and wrote charm necklace $79.95
at the cocktail napkins
these are dream journals This one is called female energy
these
fabulous white pillowcases with the word L O V
Cray with the pink crystals eight has the lavender crystals
Love is the clear crystals celebrating Eat Pray Love right
here with
the amazing Hello and welcome is a celebration
dear dream journal last night I had the most wonderful dream I
was on the set of the home shopping network with an Eat
Pray Love machete. And that bad boy did some damage.
Wow, we've got to follow this. There's something going on with
this movie. This is great that you're
gonna go see it.
I'm being forced you know how that works.
But you have to report back cuz at dinner
with this at the stone house dinner, the Mickey and her
girlfriend, married to the giant hedge fund manager. They were
talking about this movie and like, Oh, it's so near the book
was so beautiful. I can't wait. And this is the summer they
actually said this is the summer blockbuster. I've said that's
not to know so that's not a blockbuster movie. Have you seen
that? They got they got offended. Like Well, have you
seen on the commercials? This is red. This is great. I'm like,
wow, I haven't read the book. I don't know. I mean, I know what
it's about. But wow. You know, there is something we got to
look into this. This this somehow goes hand in hand with
the Lady Gaga Vanity Fair interview. You should read that,
man. I
guess I should. Yeah.
Because that also came up and they're like Lady Gaga. You know
she's great. She's helping people liberate themselves if
she's a slave to Def Jam. What the What are you talking about?
She writes on her own music? Yeah, so does Miley Cyrus like
Telephone Telephone the chick wears a telephone in our head
and plastic see through dress it's like what is she liberating
and but there's there's a maybe it's some kind of pseudo Neil
women's movement or something is going on John and we and frankly
it needs to be stopped
scared I don't know if we have any influence at all on
something like this. I think we're screwed. flicks that have
been coming out they've been coming out one after another
Death Race to go and rent it on DVD or buy it it's coming out
Death Race two guys explosions cars, hot chicks who are
promiscuous that's what we need that's a summer blockbuster not
Eat Pray Love. Speaking of promiscuity, Bobby Eaton is now
in the chat room with no agenda chat.net so you can hear her
interview from the pool here at the Watchtower on the daily
source code we do that yesterday and she is handing out codes for
free viewing on her webcam show right now she got like 100 codes
and she's given them to exclusively to no agenda
listeners it's um it's value from
this is a good counter to the Eat Pray length you
perfectly timed could not have said it better myself.
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