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Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
Yeah, it's time for number 105.

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It is your Gitmo nation audio
publication on once again this

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is no agenda. Well, you never
guessed that the location is

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still the same because oh the
connection kind of blows but

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we've got the paper towel
microphone holder. My name is

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Adam curry.

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And from a northern Silicon
Valley once again, even though

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I'm sure I'm gonna sound like
crap on this particular show,

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I'm John C. Dvorak. Raglan
Buzzkill. Yeah,

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it's morning in Gitmo nation
East I guess in Europe. That's

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where it truly is morning.

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So let's give a shout out to
copper can Jim shaggy can the

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stove please? Nestea? Dave G.
Patrick Murphy and Brandon

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manque. Why don't we why don't
they want to shout out Aman says

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we're sounding great. Which
doesn't make any sense.

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No, because I'm still in the
we're not.

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We're no no, no.

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I'm still in the under
undisclosed hotel location. And,

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and somewhere once again,
someone is downloading porn. And

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I have to say, I'm angry about
this connection is the hour to

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do it. Yep. But if I was
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porn, I'd really be angry with
this connection. You know, it's

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one thing that the show can it
sounds horrible, but

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nerdy dudes off on the list. But
anyway, so yeah, I just got back

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from New York, which is why
we're doing them I just why

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we're doing in my arms are
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Can I Can I just say something
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Now that I think about it. The
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right now this evening is
because I have a board meeting

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tomorrow. Actually, things went
so well, early in the week that

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we don't even have a board
meeting tomorrow. I don't know

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why we're doing the show. This
hour anymore. I forgot to tell

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you. Sorry.

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What? Are you telling me the
board meeting has been

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cancelled?

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Well, no, we did that we'd had
such such great meetings earlier

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in the week. There was no need
for a board meeting. So but I

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just realised that now like, oh,
boy, that was kind of dumb.

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That you're chewing me out for
my lousy connection for the last

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half hour. You now just realise
them us. And if we're doing it

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now,

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if that wasn't streaming didn't
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it?

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It was streaming because nerdy
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Oh, that's right. Well, I guess
I guess I did say it then.

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Anyway, it's no agenda number
105. And thank you, John, for

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doing the show after flying back
from New York, because I know

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that you know, I of course, I'm
the one that sacrifices usually

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in this case, it's you and I
know what it takes. It's very,

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very difficult. Boohoo.

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But I gotta stop it now.
Tomorrow.

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Tomorrow, I'm moving. I'm moving
tomorrow. I'll be happy not to

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have to deal with you. Unless
you want to come over and help

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me with a U haul.

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You disconnection is really bad.

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So I there, yeah. So I had it.
We had a great day at the

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office. And I came back and I
was like, you know, I'm just

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gonna, because I didn't sleep a
lot last night first. Because I

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walked into a door in this
crappy place, I have a bump on

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my head that is actually blue.
In the end, so not into a closed

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door, but in you know, when
there was open and I walked

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right into this into the side of
the door. Now, I saw some actual

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stars. It was like, you know,
Midnight is i Oh my god. But

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then I had a I walked across the
street to this Mexican place,

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which one of the I had a driver
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a Mexican, Mexican.

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And I said, Oh, look at this,
because I'm in a very

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interesting neighbourhood here.
And I said, Oh, wow, look at

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this wonderful place across the
street. He said No, actually,

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I've eaten there's not bad and I
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and oh my god, and I fell asleep
after the burrito. It's just not

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good.

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You know, the problem with it.
The problem with Mexican food,

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especially in burritos, which by
the way for people out there

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that if you look it up on
Wikipedia, they have a good

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discussion of what's called a
mission burrito. These are not

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oh man are connections of San
Francisco on John. Let the

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connection catch up. I mean,
your laugh came like Oh, only

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six seconds after my my burrito
story. So

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do other burritos. Okay. All
right. People should go to

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Wikipedia look up burrito and
mission burrito in particular,

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which is an invention in San
Francisco of this style of

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burrito, which is it has become
a it's actually a fat, fantastic

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product. But they're very heavy
and the problem is are so take

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easy, especially if you can find
a good provider have a mission

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burrito. You loaded up it
especially at the Super burrito.

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They're so tasty that you can't
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eating stop eating it. That's
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really bloggie

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after you do it and you regret
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yes, no that's they didn't
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burrito but it surely and I had
it with Karoly Berea we have and

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I only burritos eat and I drank
a Corona with it, you know, and

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I'm not a drinker. I was like,
I'm gonna start speaking Mexican

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and walking backwards in a
minute watch up.

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I'm not getting the backwards
joke, but okay.

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So let me say that we are John
in the middle, right smack in

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the middle of the largest
mainstream media hoax in

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history.

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All right, go. And let

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me just ask you Who owns the
Wall Street Journal these days?

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Is that Rupert Murdoch? As far
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sense. Then, this Iran story,
that, Oh, there's all these

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protests. And we have amateur
video. And Anderson Cooper is

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telling me that Iran is slowing
down the net. We can barely get

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any video out. And if you're on
YouTube, where Green Bull Shit,

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I'm calling it bull shit. People
have no idea what Iran even

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looks like. This could be
downtown Egypt. And this, oh,

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there's a guy who a protester
and look, he has a welt on his

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shoulder because he was struck.
Yeah. I mean, have you ever seen

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a protest at the G 20. Protests
in London, we're 50 times more

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violent than this. What is going
on other than to set us all up

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for some action that is going to
be taken because all this

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horrible guy I'm adeno John and
it's, it's that didn't counted

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properly. And ooh, this is I
can't believe it up to the Wall

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Street Journal, the front page,
recount set Iran seeds. The only

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thing I can see that this may
have been done for that it is

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paying off is to get the oil
price up to the Whisper number

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of $75. This is bull. This is
bull. arann is a modern country,

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they have iPods, and they speak
Farsi. But you know, it's huge

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country. And you're seeing like
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Like, oh my gosh, and they're
killing the net, even killing

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protesters. They're like driving
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Let's borrow money. 20 debt, at
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you must have read the Wall
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I didn't get it from the
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the other sources.

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i This is just not

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your show. You see, the whole
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though I think there might be
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this protest. This is grotesque.

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I'm not saying that the protest
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a real protest but the way this
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horrible scary country is you
know, it's it's it's in complete

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disarray, because there was a
complete Banana Republic

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election. Bull. Hope you're
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Yeah, no, although somebody lost
the stream out there. Okay. I

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mean, let's, let's let let it
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think you could be right.
There's no question about it. It

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means

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we don't have any journalists
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journalists, kick them all out
with The Daily Show had had Jon

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Stewart had a guy on the back of
a moped. And they were riding

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through the streets of Tehran,
and they were recording it like

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one big joke. It's not that hard
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get amateur video because the
evil government has shocked that

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they're slowing down the net.
Dude, I can't even get a

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connection out of San Francisco.
It proved

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positive training and slowing
down the net. Oh,

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my goodness. It's just it's so
painfully obvious and that we

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don't actually have a journalist
there yet every single

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mainstream outlet is, is
propagating this BS based upon

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some amateur video footage.
Okay. And I've seen protests all

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over the world that looked like
that. You know, and by the way,

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is police in Iranian or Farsi is
that police? Do you spell it the

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same way? Because I see guys
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jacket is that how it's spelled
a farsi

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well, they have to put that that
that will be considered American

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TV Okay, so the Set Decoration

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exactly spelling entertainment
issued in their uniforms you

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even the you know, there's no
poli sci or anything it's got to

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go into the USA okay put on your
American police.

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Exactly. This is so a setup it's
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and it's so obvious that the CIA
controls all of the mainstream

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media every single guy and gal
who's who's on television. It's

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it's it's blowing me away. It
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fact that people are buying
this. If you're oh my gosh, it's

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really bad if you've been
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yeah, it's a YouTube video of a
guy on a moped driving through a

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crowd of people. You know, would
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on his head? That's peeing, and
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humour to the thing

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that you but if you're gonna
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we will be talking about flying
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gonna take this tact, then we
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guy that was found dead to meet,
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there's a bunch of other dead
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In other news, 1000 people died
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Yeah. So they haven't been
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No, they haven't. I haven't seen
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Oakland.

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Hey, by the way, she did it any
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there's at least one data day.

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Speaking of which, John, I had
quite an experience. And I'd

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like to share this with you. And
I have a question at the same

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time. Hold on, I have to get my
prop for this. Hold on. Don't

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move. You move.

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I'm not moving. In fact, out.
Let me let me read from the

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Bible.

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All right, here we go. I have my
props. So we were in Palo Alto.

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We were visiting with a couple
of our board of directors. And

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for a number of reasons. There
was no one Oh, God, I need I

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need an antacid. Hold on, the
burrito is acting up. Alright.

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For a number of reasons. I'm
like, You better you want them

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refried beans, beans, refried.
Again, for a number of reasons.

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No one was going back. So I had
a choice. Either call a car

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service. Or buy which by the
way, we just had this whole

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meeting about how great our burn
rate is. And burn rate, for

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those of you who don't know, is,
is basically the money that

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you're burning in the air, kind
of like flying. So is the

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difference between what profit
you're not making, and money

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you're spending and money that
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actually quite low because we're
doing very well as a company

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certainly in this economy and
we're on the path to

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profitability. So our fine
friend Lawrence marks of the

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Marx Brothers decides that I
will take Caltrain back to the

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city and I'm like Oh, that's
interesting. I'll do that you

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know that's kind of cool six
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it's good to prices right? Yeah.
And it's a nice bumpy ride

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it forever Oh, you know, doesn't
took 35 minutes from Paulo while

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it was the baby bullet

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by the way. Oh, the baby bullet.
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That takes 35 minutes and you
meet lots of interesting

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friends. But here's what here's
what really killed me so I go up

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to the machine to buy my ticket.
Now I've never been on the

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Caltrain I typically don't do
public transport. And so for

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some like my car you know the
machine is like not reading any

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of my cards Okay, so I stick a
10 bucks in and six bucks for

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the ticket and then you know
your change in ticket will come

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below and I hear this and I'm
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four quarters you got four
quarters know what I got? That's

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what I thought what I got I have

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those those dollars. What are
you doing you're shining like

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George Walker Bush when he went
to the grocery store and was

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done the scanners

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while I was done because I've
never held in my hand a $1 coin

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which by the way it feels like
guilt you know that that

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chocolate money that yeah the
Jewish kids get in the holidays

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piece of crap. What is this it
can you spend this anywhere? Can

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I walk into any store and buy
like smokes with it? And they'll

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accept this? Oh yeah, but how
come I've never held it

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just wants you to get the silver
ones Yeah, got the Indian on

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him. Okay, now

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George. George Washington is on
them. I got George Why I gotta

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George Washington. I can
remember I got a hold on I

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didn't know the differences. I
got a I got a George Washington

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I got you know, this is a

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who's this driven trying to
foist this on the United States

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for years. By the way I got a
story from a guy in London once

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when they did London when In
Britain they dropped at one

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pound note and they went to coin

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Yeah, which which weighs a
tonne. Dude, listen, I've got

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like the whole of check this
out. Are you still there? Oh man

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maybe Oh, I actually lost them.
Hold on. Let me see if I call

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him back

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hello oh boy. This is not good.
Oh boy. Yeah. Okay. So this is

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always what happens with my
wonderful setup and then Skype

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actually crashes. Okay, and see
if we can reconnect here. Those

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of you on the stream enjoy in
fact, I may actually just leave

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this leave this in the show it's
kind of authentic, don't you

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think? Excuse me I'm very quite
nauseous now. Ah this is painful

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ah so I do this entire show in
this awesome routing manner on

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my Mac so it actually like is
pretty professional setup, but

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if the audio connection crashes
well then you're pretty screwed.

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Witness what's happening?
Kelsey, we can get Johnny way

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back on. On. Yeah, hold on. I
gotta reconnect. I gotta read

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Jackie and hold on though. Move.
This will be interesting. Don't

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jinx it. Be quiet.

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Okay, you there? Yeah. Okay,
nice and sweet.

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Don't say that. Don't say those
things. You're John. Ma. You

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invite your boogey man in it for
flying in my plane. Don't ever

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say wow, engines running great.
Don't say these things.

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So just what a superstitious
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Okay, so listen, before you get
into your I don't want to talk

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about the pound so I've got
these dollar coins on one of

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them. I've got George
Washington. It's even sounds

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fake of one of them got James
Monroe. Then on the other one I

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have this like a chick like it's
like what's her name?

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Pocahontas. She looks like
Pocahontas. They don't even have

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a name Liberty. Oh, that's her
name.

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Is that a silver coin or gold
coin? They're all gold.

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No one is I have a silver
liberty.

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They all died Susan B. Anthony
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I also have a gold liberty?
Well, how can I say Susan B.

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Anthony she looks like
Pocahontas.

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I don't know what the Pocahontas
that that was on a gold one.

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Anyway, so white. Well,

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I had never seen one and you
don't typically get these I

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guess unless you take a post
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and buy stamps and a machine you
get them if you go to the moods

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parking lot over and Mission
Street and you give them well

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actually no you won't you get
dollars there now. Well, here it

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is a bunch of places where you
get here.

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Well, there you go. I live the
champagne life. That's why I

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never do these things live the

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life of a hermit. Don't drink
champagne.

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Yes, I do. And it makes me
violent.

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So anyway, I wanted to also call
out to Natalie Brown who sent us

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a whole bunch of notes we
missed. But meanwhile Anna Mae

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animate bites, says Adam is
great. Your sound John is bad.

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Yeah, exactly. It's your
connection as always. Right. So

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we got a lot of email with great
stories this week. And of

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course, you know, I can't
actually bring up links, etc.

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The irony don't yet you should
have a little printer and you

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should print them out in
advance.

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Yeah, but you know, I was too
busy like sleeping past out of

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just a burrito. But the most
exciting one and I have just not

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been able to do the homework
because there is some Dutch

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video that I have to watch came
from. Excuse me. I need a cough

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button. Chris Madden. Hey guys,
as an American married to a

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Dutch girl living in Holland,
the haimo underwear and bear

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with me okay, because there's
not going to be a whole nother

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underwear story. The haimo
Underwear is quite familiar to

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me. Tonight. I was watching
radar, which I'm familiar with.

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It's a great show. It's a
journalistically fantastic show

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in in Holland. This Dutch
language consumer report show,

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they had a segment about
nanotechnology and how it has

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not been tested or regulated yet
and the opportunities and

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potential threats that we might
learn about it in the future.

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Anyway, they're running through
a few products, you feel it come

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and wait for it. few products
that have nanotechnology and lo

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and behold they say, oh, Condi,
so all the blue from the hammer

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but thought nano Dale cheese or
in English. Also in these

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underwear from the hammer, you
will find nano particles. And

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I'm like, wow, we've got
nanotechnology in the haimo

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underwear that you and I were
John and you know this could be

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detrimental to our health.

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What is his nano particles
supposed to do?

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It's hanging between your legs
for 47 years for Christ's sakes.

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I'm saying what is the
nanoparticle? What is the point

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of

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it? Well, nanotechnology is like
you know nanotechnology

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so scared. Well, you

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don't know me that this is what
the whole broadcast was about

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you know, it could like give you
it could be the equivalent of

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this is asbestos, you know,

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that nano thing. Yeah. Sounds
like a like either a hoax or

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what's the point of it? Where is
it? Where is it exists? Is it in

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the label? Is it stitched into
the?

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If I had been able to watch the
show, then we would know,

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wouldn't we?

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So basically, it's just a teaser
for the next show. We do.

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Exactly. Now you're on to me
baby. Great show on that PBS

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that I did see Last Night Live.
A lot of people have sent me the

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link on the pbs.org website.
Frontline had a special on

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called breaking the bank. I
actually wanted to call you and

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tell you to watch it. And of
course, I realise you are New

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York. I didn't want to disturb
you with your hookers.

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But they Blaze decision.

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Yes. Great show. And they really
I like what frontline does. They

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really showed all the inside
bits of the Merrill Lynch Bank

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of America transaction and how
Paulson was a part of that and

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it you know what, you don't need
a burrito to throw up in your

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mouth. After that show, you're
just like, oh my god, this this

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whole thing. The whole system is
so corrupt. It's so buddy,

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buddy, you know and of course
today, President Obama announces

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this new sweeping changes and
regulations for the financial

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industry to protect the little
guy. Nice timing president and

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now we're gonna get one agency
now we get one agency that will

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be the regulator for everything.
Gee, that's going to rock

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Well, you know, the thing is
Devo I'll get to see that

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frontline. Maybe I should watch
it and we can talk about it. But

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that frontline is a great show.
Yeah,

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I don't understand why do you
think it's the same producer?

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That does all these shows
because someone's gonna get shot

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over there? I mean, I'm sorry
someone's gonna commit suicide

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they lose you again. This is
this is this is not good Yep,

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crap. Oh my God. John, your
connection sucks

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cry I'm telling you what's his
connection? It is not my I am

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I'm receiving Skypes from all
over the world. Everything works

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fine. But he's blaming on my
stuff. Let's try it again. Okay,

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he's he's not even online. Did
he just go off? He'd see. This

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is what I mean. And I get blamed
for it. Ah, maybe I should play

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a little bit of music for you
all while we're while we're

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getting that set up.

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Set up and poured out this
stage. We've travelled this land

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back tight mini fan the fan girl
on the screen with this come off

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he is actually offline

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level without a call back with
the beaver hats and Ben Davis

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slash like

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Waiting for Godot. 30 We're
waiting for the real for

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them with the gift from the city
and a champion staff and not

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critics back then I started with
a setback loss selling rise

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seven times still they want to
see us but that's because only

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God knows why. Why why why a
single with Black See what you?

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I like AC DC sec. For CPS PCs in
the king. Standard Seger live

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star David Aliko. With no show
Joe's got the rock from Detroit

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soul from Motown the crowd so
with tracks that matches that by

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the way I don't play with but
watch the bride with Liberace

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flat rock band with Johnny Cash
and Grandmaster Flash.

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Oh Hold on, man. You were
offline dude. Yeah, exactly.

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Hold on a second. Let me Jack
in. Let me Jack in. I told you

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it is your connection. It's not
my connection. This is my whole

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point the entire show and you're
blaming me and my crappy

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asshole. Tada. All right. That
was pretty funny.

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What was I talking about?

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Nothing important, though
besides that? I don't know. We

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had fun. The audience and I.
Yeah, we got it. Yeah, we had a

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good time, because it is clearly
your connection. That is the

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problem this evening. I'm
telling you this. You don't want

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to believe me, but it is your
problem.

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Yeah, well, it's not my problem
is Comcast.

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They know what they care. Are
you still there?

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I'm still here. Good. Can you
hear me now? Yes. You keep

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telling me not to be yakking at
you. And you know, when you're

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not, you're doing it.

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I'm good. Now. Hey, a lot of
different theories coming

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through the pipeline about the
Airbus crash F hauls for cutter

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cutter set.

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Yeah, what now?

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Well, the the one I saw just
before the burrito put me made

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me comatose. Now the thing. Now
they're saying, Oh, well,

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there's clear evidence there was
a mid air breakup? Yeah. Well,

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let me tell you something. If
there was a mid air breakup at

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40,000 feet, you're not going to
be fine. And everything and

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everybody in nice, you know, oh,
he had a broken leg? If

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Oh, yeah. No, that'd be that'd
be it'd be scattered.

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To turn. 1000 miles, of course,
the one that I liked the best

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guy and I hated all of course,
because it's horrible. What's

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happened is, well, there's two
actually and a lot of aviators

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are sending me email. And I'm
collecting them and and we are

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going to do like a eventually a
full blown overview of all these

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different theories from people
who actually fly these aircraft

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who do maintenance. Here's one,
an Airbus engineer. And I'm not

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going to read the whole thing.
But there are, you know, the,

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the initial theory was the pito
tubes froze up. And the pito

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tubes are those tubes that stick
out that indicate airspeed. And,

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you know, it's like, no, okay,
this stuff is it's just not, it

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just doesn't make sense all
these dumb theories. But the one

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I do like, was written by a
fellow aviator, and let me see

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if I can find it because it was
a great article. And of course,

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I will put that in the show
notes that no agenda.me veoh.com

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was, I can't find it right off
the bat. But you know, the

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rudder was found relatively
intact. Now the rudder is in

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flight. The rudder is actually
not used that much. But of

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course, it's a very important
piece of the aircraft. You'll

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recall over New York City and an
Airbus crashed, and it was

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because the rudder broke, it
broke off. This was I'm gonna

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say 90, crap. I don't know.

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Yeah, no, I read Oberoi?
Definitely, the plane is

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notorious for the rudder.

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Yeah, maybe it was 2002. Two, it
was about 10 years ago. And it

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was because the, the pilots or
one of the pilots with the crew

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had to use so much excessive
force during takeoff, because

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you basically use this during
crosswind situations, or if

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there's a lot of so typically
when landing, so you need it and

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you know, you can do a couple
things, you can land completely

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sideways and then correct just
before you land. Or, if there's

441
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:38,100
not too much crosswind
component, you can correct that

442
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,710
by stepping on these pedals and
then the plane will correct in

443
00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:44,100
one load when we will be low,
but you put one wheel down, and

444
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:46,620
then you put the other one down,
and you're good to go. If the

445
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:49,440
crosswind component is too much,
you know, then you either have

446
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,260
to go around and find another
place to land or in the air

447
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:55,350
buses case, apparently this
thing snaps off and then it's

448
00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:59,970
not good. It's a plastic
aeroplane, what can I tell you?

449
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:03,750
So the thinking and I kind of
like this theory is that they

450
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:07,800
may have been in a very, very
windy situation during in this

451
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:12,300
storm, which for some reason
they flew into not not the kind

452
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:16,050
of you know, not the kind of
thing airmen do typically. And

453
00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:19,050
that they may have applied such
excessive force, or the forces

454
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:21,390
of the wind may have been so
excessive that the thing snapped

455
00:29:21,390 --> 00:29:24,750
off. And then it would make
sense that this plane could have

456
00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:30,090
gone into just, you know, spiral
down, gone to a spin, a number

457
00:29:30,090 --> 00:29:32,790
of things can happen and it just
went straight down to the

458
00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:35,790
bottom. Another thing by the
way, if it breaks up in flight,

459
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:39,180
the bodies and debris would be
at the surface, you wouldn't be

460
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:42,480
you know, five miles down. You
know, there'd be all kinds of

461
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,850
bits and pieces floating all
over the place and they haven't

462
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,470
found all that much yet. So,

463
00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:49,800
right. So what do you think? And

464
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,200
I'm thinking that this is still
the ongoing war between Airbus

465
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,170
and Boeing, and they're
sabotaging each other and

466
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,270
they're just blowing each other
to bits you know, and This all

467
00:30:00,270 --> 00:30:04,290
kind of came to a head which by
the way, frontline did not

468
00:30:04,290 --> 00:30:08,100
mention any of the bankers on
board the Airbus that did to the

469
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:11,490
Hudson which of course was
enroute to Bank of America's

470
00:30:11,490 --> 00:30:15,240
headquarters on the same day
that they had one of these huge

471
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,850
meetings with Paulson where you
know the government was

472
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,940
basically controlling the entire
banking system and threatening

473
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,670
that these guys how to run their
business and what they had to do

474
00:30:23,670 --> 00:30:29,460
to save the financial system and
I think it's an I think it's a

475
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:32,370
huge wars as big businesses one
of the last huge industries

476
00:30:32,370 --> 00:30:35,790
that's left and it's between
Europe and the United States and

477
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:39,600
and this is an ongoing war it's
actual out and out war and it's

478
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,140
unfortunate if you have to fly
on a on a Boeing aircraft in the

479
00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:52,320
next couple of months because
Boeing is next mark my words and

480
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:58,530
John's Comcast connection once
again is down. There you go. The

481
00:30:58,530 --> 00:31:03,480
war is ongoing. These guys are
so Skype is gonna crash again.

482
00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:11,250
Show is actually quite
entertaining for me. I don't

483
00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:16,200
know what the audience thinks.
But this is totally John's

484
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:22,200
connection. So each time that I
have to redial I have to set the

485
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:28,410
output back to set he's Yeah,
he's completely offline. Well, I

486
00:31:28,410 --> 00:31:31,020
don't I don't want to play Kid
Rock again. That would be kind

487
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:41,550
of lame Marino. So let's see.
What can I play for you all here

488
00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:46,500
we go. Just grab a song here and
play something nice. While we're

489
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,830
waiting for John to come back
online Could someone please

490
00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:56,070
Twitter Comcast cares. And tell
them that we care that this shit

491
00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:56,970
doesn't work

492
00:32:19,830 --> 00:32:27,450
I'm gonna pack my bag down the

493
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:43,260
mountain see the bright sunshine
inside the glow

494
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:58,740
I want to go to a place where
nothing in between

495
00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:09,540
SAP has no consequences

496
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:23,190
I want to go to beautiful

497
00:33:28,650 --> 00:33:31,290
All right. Looks like he's back

498
00:33:38,490 --> 00:33:41,490
Don't say a dad. Don't say
anything because the audience

499
00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:43,800
can't hear you until you're
connected in Hold on. Don't say

500
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:48,270
anything. la de da de da de da
de da de da. You know, I gotta

501
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:57,600
do all that routing thing again?
Turn. Okay, almost there. Okay,

502
00:33:57,630 --> 00:34:00,510
the only thing I want to hear
you say right now is I'm sorry,

503
00:34:00,510 --> 00:34:03,780
Adam. It is my connection. Not
yours. No, it's

504
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:07,230
It's Comcast fault to my router.
I know. It's three set twice

505
00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:07,470
now.

506
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,350
Yeah. But so the whole problem
with the entire show has been

507
00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:11,130
your connection.

508
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:13,950
Your connection sucks at that
place. And you know it. Yeah.

509
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:19,980
But it's your connection. All
right. So it's my connection.

510
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,530
Thank you get used to it. You're
gonna have to edit the show a

511
00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:23,250
little bit. I'm not

512
00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:26,550
going to edit a single thing out
of this show. I

513
00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:29,970
just bore people stiff with the
dead air. No, it's not. Are

514
00:34:29,970 --> 00:34:32,910
you kidding? dead air. I've had
a lot of fun with you. The fact

515
00:34:32,910 --> 00:34:35,400
that the best part of the show
was when you're not on it.

516
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,240
Okay, well, you know, anyway,
and then the thing that

517
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,510
I said is that when you dropped
off is that it's it's

518
00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:45,570
unfortunate if you have to take
a Boeing flight in the next two

519
00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:48,780
months because Boeing is next.
This is all about war between

520
00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:52,680
Airbus and Boeing. It's sheet
metal and rivets versus plastic

521
00:34:52,680 --> 00:35:00,480
aeroplanes the where they call
it. Scare the scare bus There

522
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:05,820
you go. Are you still there?
Yeah. Okay. Hey, what do you got

523
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:07,680
Johnny? I mean, I got plenty of
good stories.

524
00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:10,020
Now I'll keep going because
you'd like you said, you know,

525
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,780
it's more interesting with the
Youjizz yabbering by yourself

526
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:22,290
okay, well, I know I've got a
way out there story if you want

527
00:35:22,290 --> 00:35:22,590
one.

528
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,150
Okay, here we go.

529
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:32,190
Scientist in Russia. You know
what it starts off like that

530
00:35:32,190 --> 00:35:33,390
it's going to be a zinger.

531
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,490
All right, saying they've
discovered a critical link

532
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:44,070
between the h1 and one
influenza, known as the swine

533
00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:47,490
flu in the United States, but
known as the Mexican flu, and

534
00:35:47,490 --> 00:35:50,700
the rest of the world can't even
get that branding straight. We

535
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:54,450
should consult those guys. Yep.
They say that there's a link

536
00:35:54,450 --> 00:36:00,450
between the h1 and one flu and
genetically modified amulet

537
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:05,610
pectin potatoes, better known as
French fries.

538
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,630
And what does this mean?

539
00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:15,000
Well, according to the reports,
the protease enzyme genetically

540
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,510
modified into potatoes being
sold throughout the western fast

541
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:21,480
food restaurants as French
fries, which of course mean it

542
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:28,560
will be the it'll be the French
swine flu causes an end quote

543
00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:33,450
explosive replication of the h1
N one virus by increasing the

544
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,980
acidic conditions of the end
zone, and causing the

545
00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:43,530
hemagglutinin protein to rapidly
fuse the viral envelope with the

546
00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:48,930
veiculos membrane, thus causing
the m two ion channel to allow

547
00:36:48,930 --> 00:36:53,130
protons to move through the
viral envelope, and acidify the

548
00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:56,190
core of the virus, which causes
the core to disassemble and

549
00:36:56,190 --> 00:37:01,020
release the h1 and ones RNA and
core proteins into the host

550
00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:01,980
cells.

551
00:37:02,879 --> 00:37:05,399
So the way these things work, so
what's new?

552
00:37:06,930 --> 00:37:10,200
What do you mean? What's new?
That was new to me? So you're

553
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,060
saying, so Okay, so if you

554
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:16,020
have RNA works, yeah. Yeah,
right virus, so retrovirus

555
00:37:16,590 --> 00:37:18,600
so basically, the more French
fries,

556
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:21,990
got to do a potato. Oh, I see
what you're saying. Oh, so it's

557
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:25,410
a trigger. So what they're
trying to say which apparently

558
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:28,470
they are not doing very well, is
they're trying to say that the

559
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:34,440
the genetically modified french
fries have some aspect to them

560
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:37,830
the RET which is a triggering
mechanism, yes. To make this

561
00:37:37,830 --> 00:37:41,550
virus work better or propagate.
So you can do well, you could

562
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:45,180
target it. So in other words,
what you're developing is a is a

563
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:50,700
genetically modified kind of a
key that if you are ingesting

564
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:54,390
this stuff, and you come across
this virus, boom, you get you

565
00:37:54,390 --> 00:37:57,510
get it because I bet if you
don't eat these crappy french

566
00:37:57,510 --> 00:38:00,360
fries made from these phoney
baloney potatoes? Which by the

567
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,690
way, I didn't realise that fast
food restaurants are using GMO

568
00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,010
potatoes. Oh,

569
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,820
you know, I think I wouldn't, I
would think that could be a

570
00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:09,930
possibility.

571
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,980
Maybe it could be a big
possibility. And

572
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,400
burritos they'll kill you a
slower, the burritos will

573
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,290
not kill you. They just make you
low GI.

574
00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:27,630
Yes. That's the word low GI.
Yeah, I thought that was a very

575
00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:30,840
interesting bit of data there.
And I like it.

576
00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:34,860
There is a lot of thought. I
mean, in most of the writing

577
00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:38,940
community for writing stories
where you have a tort, you know,

578
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:42,390
these ideas are having these two
elements at one. If you're if

579
00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:45,990
you're doing one thing and then
you match up with something

580
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:49,050
else, you get another as you can
literally kill off a huge

581
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:53,100
percentage of the population. If
you can find like, like an

582
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:54,510
ethnic group you want to get rid
of,

583
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,780
like the ethnic group of
Americans who eat french fries,

584
00:38:57,780 --> 00:39:00,900
which is pretty much it is
pretty much the entire

585
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:01,950
population.

586
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:05,460
Yeah, well, it's those French
fries, if you get go by your own

587
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,820
russets near, you know, at the
store, you're not going to have

588
00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:11,730
this problem or use some other
potato you. Maybe that's the

589
00:39:11,730 --> 00:39:15,360
reason, by the way, that there
has been for the foodies and the

590
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,870
people who are more higher up in
the who can afford these things.

591
00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:25,470
They they either are now using a
Yukon gold, or a Finns.

592
00:39:25,590 --> 00:39:27,930
Well, let me give you let me
give you some choice. Let me

593
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:30,150
give you some more data points
before we go into the foodie

594
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:35,700
vibe. What other country outside
of the United States Canada,

595
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:41,520
United Kingdom and Australia has
had a high high level of swine

596
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:49,650
flu cases do you know the
country Mexico? Chile and Chile?

597
00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:53,670
Yeah, so important turned on
your speakers, you dork.

598
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,910
You know you just surely today
she was getting a little

599
00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:57,420
annoying.

600
00:39:57,450 --> 00:40:03,120
It's the burrito The South
American nation of Chile is the

601
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:05,910
only country in the world
outside of the United States,

602
00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:08,820
Canada, the United Kingdom and
Australia to allow the planting

603
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:14,400
of genetically modified
potatoes. That's weird. So and

604
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,870
they are reporting 1694 cases of
h one n one this is this is a

605
00:40:19,110 --> 00:40:22,050
this is not a bad little report
here, John.

606
00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:25,800
Here's what's weird about it. I
mean about the chilli thing?

607
00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:32,850
Why? What do you mean? Potatoes
came from this area in Peru? You

608
00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:37,830
can go to Peruvian mountains and
they grow like 1000 over 1000

609
00:40:37,830 --> 00:40:41,310
varieties of really interesting
potatoes. So why would say well?

610
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,240
I don't know. I'm just saying.

611
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:49,530
So you have that you're gonna
have shownotes a document that

612
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,140
Chile uses genetically modified
potatoes.

613
00:40:52,470 --> 00:40:57,450
Yeah, I have a link to the it's
because of the free trade pact

614
00:40:57,450 --> 00:41:00,780
hold on like, Oh, this is not
very smart probably of me to go

615
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:03,390
to a well actually it's not my
connection is breaking up.

616
00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:07,080
Anything bring up that webpage a
little while earlier is the

617
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:07,680
office of the

618
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,110
United States Trade
Representative after 13 years of

619
00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:13,500
bilateral conversations and to
have negotiations the US chilli

620
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:18,540
a free trade agreement entered
into force January 1 2004. And

621
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:24,570
this is where this shows that
they are allowed to grow these

622
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:28,260
genetically or create these
genetically modified potatoes.

623
00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:31,440
So there's there's some data,
this is a pretty good, pretty

624
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:38,820
good little report that has some
good links in it. All right,

625
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:40,740
well, yeah, that's a
possibility. But there's more of

626
00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:44,820
the 5000 of the 5000 confirmed
and more than 100,000 probable

627
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:48,150
cases of swine flu. The average
age of infected people is 15.

628
00:41:48,150 --> 00:41:52,260
Two thirds are younger than 18
Makes total sense young people

629
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:55,050
take those potatoes, potatoes,
right? Yeah, young people eating

630
00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:58,980
lots of French fries. So hey, if
ever there was a reason not to

631
00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:01,560
eat french fries, besides the
fact that the French fries will

632
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,500
just kill you by themselves
without the swine flu, and

633
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:08,610
you'll lay off listen to no
agenda, eat less fries live

634
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:09,300
longer.

635
00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:14,580
I wonder if it's maybe maybe the
whole thing was dreamed up by by

636
00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:17,640
a competitor in the fast food
business that doesn't shell

637
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,360
french fries.

638
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,520
There was a whole documentary on
CNBC about McDonald's the other

639
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,630
night, you know, coincidence?
Maybe. Maybe.

640
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,810
McDonald's makes a lot of money
from those French fries. Oh,

641
00:42:30,810 --> 00:42:31,260
yeah.

642
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:37,980
So now it's your turn. That was
my home right turn

643
00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:40,650
you're like kicking butt
according to yourself.

644
00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:43,830
Okay, then South Park had a
great Tourette episode, which I

645
00:42:43,830 --> 00:42:45,360
hadn't seen. That was kind of
cool.

646
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:48,810
Have you seen that one? No, I
don't watch South Park unless

647
00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:50,790
somebody sends me a video where
Eric.

648
00:42:51,390 --> 00:42:54,120
Eric decides that it's cool to
have Tourette because then you

649
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,870
can say all these horrible
things to the teacher. Now I

650
00:42:57,870 --> 00:43:00,570
know someone who had suffers
mildly from Tourette syndrome

651
00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:03,000
that was huge and find this
offensive. No, I thought it was

652
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,360
hilarious. I loved it. I love
those so it's great.

653
00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:09,840
So guess they were protesting
out in front of David

654
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,850
Letterman's late shows he's the

655
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,610
dork so they still going on
about the Palin thing which I

656
00:43:14,670 --> 00:43:16,740
didn't never actually saw what
he said

657
00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:17,730
he won't say

658
00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:21,510
I haven't seen the apology
either because I guess he won't

659
00:43:21,510 --> 00:43:24,870
give anyone the rights to show
it so it's only talking about it

660
00:43:27,030 --> 00:43:30,510
it's ridiculous. I'm losing a
lot of respect for the

661
00:43:30,510 --> 00:43:35,520
Republicans on this deal. And of
course Bill O'Reilly is all over

662
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,640
it you know with his we've got a
couple of demos that come on the

663
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,870
show occasionally and

664
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,680
who are hot by the way they're
pretty Yeah, now they're hot.

665
00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:44,760
They're info bimbos.

666
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,760
how hot they are they don't
never stand up they could have

667
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,350
the biggest behind

668
00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:52,920
the way but before you continue
Erin Burnett has been doing a

669
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,580
lot of remote stuff because you
know of course I'm on the

670
00:43:56,580 --> 00:43:59,430
Pacific Time Zone so now I'm and
I'm seeing a whole different I'm

671
00:43:59,430 --> 00:44:02,610
not seeing all of the day
programme programming for CNBC.

672
00:44:02,610 --> 00:44:06,090
I'm seeing a lot of the
nighttime specials. And now I'm

673
00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:09,030
let me say again, besides the
fact that she is Council of

674
00:44:09,030 --> 00:44:13,230
Foreign Relations, a total shill
for the for the evil overlords

675
00:44:13,230 --> 00:44:17,640
who run the world. I choose an
extremely beautiful woman she's

676
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,730
talented, she's highly Yeah, get
to the point she's got

677
00:44:20,730 --> 00:44:26,940
saddlebags that won't quit. Oh,
really? Yeah. Disappointing.

678
00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:27,420
Actually.

679
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:28,890
Trump sitting down at too much.
Yeah,

680
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:29,760
of course it is.

681
00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:33,210
So we'll play the real news
jingle. I'll give you some

682
00:44:33,390 --> 00:44:36,960
Okay. Well, you kind of caught
me off guard. I'm sorry. Let's

683
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,980
hit it. There we go. And now
back to real.

684
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,810
So appears Have you actually
looked at the front page of the

685
00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:50,130
post? And apparently this this
thing is really continuing as

686
00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:54,990
Lindsay Lohan stealing this
$200,000 worth of jewels they

687
00:44:54,990 --> 00:44:58,890
think or 400,000 if you read the
story, the

688
00:44:58,890 --> 00:45:02,910
story no John, I have not read
the Lindsay Lohan story. That's

689
00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:05,220
your job. I'm the one that tries
to show

690
00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:11,670
you the story. Yeah, to
Cosmopolitan down here's let me

691
00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:12,900
just read you a parent.

692
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,110
Give us the background what's
happened and this is real news.

693
00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:18,510
This is important to our lives.
Forget french fries that will

694
00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:19,500
kill you. What is your

695
00:45:20,070 --> 00:45:23,760
photo shoot for Elle Magazine
and they draped her in some

696
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,140
$400,000 jewels? And she kept
thinking it was gonna be a

697
00:45:28,140 --> 00:45:32,250
freebie for her. It's a no no,
no, we went to Jules back where

698
00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:35,250
you're getting paid for this
gig? And she said, You're sure I

699
00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:37,200
can't get him? No, it's like the
you know, give them you know,

700
00:45:37,470 --> 00:45:39,840
when she's given to me that she
went on and on about this

701
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,150
apparently and she kept harping
on it even though they said no,

702
00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:44,730
no, no. And then next thing you
know, they turned up missing.

703
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:48,060
And now that you know everyone's
like worried sick about it now.

704
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,720
Apparently, she has a history of
this kind of thing. And let me

705
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:59,610
just read you a section of this.
Of this article in the post. But

706
00:45:59,610 --> 00:46:03,540
the incident recalls another
allegedly larcenous Lohan

707
00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:08,340
incident. Last year, a Manhattan
model accused a star of swiping

708
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:12,570
her prized mink jacket. After
the two crossed paths at the

709
00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:18,060
Chelsea club, one oak. Maria
Masha mark of us said she saw a

710
00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:22,890
low hand sporting her $11,000
jacket around town after it was

711
00:46:22,890 --> 00:46:27,480
stolen. Her lawyer called Low
hands handlers, and then the

712
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,850
coat was mysteriously returned.

713
00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:33,960
Okay, John. Now, I gotta give
you some background because as

714
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,470
you know, I'm an expert in media
and media. sexpert is what I am.

715
00:46:37,830 --> 00:46:41,820
So what you need to remember is
that when Lindsay Lohan was

716
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:44,730
completely strung out, she was
drunk she might have been on

717
00:46:44,730 --> 00:46:50,610
coke before she came out as a as
a lesbian, she was caught

718
00:46:50,610 --> 00:46:55,200
shoplifting, okay and she was
she had some kind of kleptomania

719
00:46:55,200 --> 00:47:00,180
issues. Now you have to combine
that with a very typical media

720
00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:03,990
story because these photo shoots
these big fashion photo shoots

721
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:09,840
always occur with huge amounts
of jewellery which are always

722
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,590
supplied by you know cardi a or
someone else who do this for the

723
00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:17,340
for the credit and the photos
and for you know, they appear in

724
00:47:17,610 --> 00:47:21,150
in Elle or Vogue magazine and
then rich women look at it and

725
00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:25,890
say, Oh, does not look great. I
want to go buy these and 90% of

726
00:47:25,890 --> 00:47:30,930
these photo shoots, they make up
some bull about the the star not

727
00:47:30,930 --> 00:47:35,340
returning the pit the the the
jewels just to get the attention

728
00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:39,060
and the focus on the jewellery.
It's alive. Now combine those

729
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:42,330
two together with the
journalistic integrity of the

730
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,690
post in the UI the stupid story

731
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,080
and I can't believe I can't
believe this is real. Can't

732
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:49,410
believe

733
00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:57,600
you're insulting me with this
shit. And now back to real when

734
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,730
she came out that she was
lesbian that was kind of hot.

735
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,010
Well, apparently I'm not gonna
get anywhere with you since

736
00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:06,900
you're being an asshole tonight.

737
00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:14,460
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just
telling you. I'm not being an

738
00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:15,120
asshole.

739
00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:16,170
Oh, yeah, totally.

740
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,740
So could you please Twitter if
you think I'm an asshole?

741
00:48:22,230 --> 00:48:27,510
There's our audience. Yes,
you're an asshole. All right,

742
00:48:27,510 --> 00:48:30,330
what else we got here? So I
here's my complaint for the

743
00:48:30,330 --> 00:48:35,340
week. Okay? Why do people go on
aeroplanes and then drag their

744
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:40,350
rolly bag down the aisle when it
clearly doesn't fit? And how do

745
00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:43,920
they get away with this off to
one side to the other Bang, Bang

746
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,260
Bang they can't get it down the
other always looking back into

747
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:49,260
the hit you if you happen to be,
you know, your foots in the way

748
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:52,680
or something. And you see this
constantly be you have to pick

749
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,730
the bag up and carry it down
side which fits. Why does this

750
00:48:56,730 --> 00:49:00,240
continue forever? People always
try to run they never get to the

751
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,790
one mile an hour to they keep
banging into the seats with this

752
00:49:02,790 --> 00:49:09,300
thing. Now worse than that. Why
do people wear a carrier instead

753
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:13,200
of carrying them on? They're
wearing these huge backpacks?

754
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,790
Wait, can I respond to the rolly
thing first and then that that

755
00:49:17,790 --> 00:49:21,570
goes right along with the
backpack? Whenever I then I you

756
00:49:21,570 --> 00:49:24,180
know the Tumi bag that I had,
which was the one that I usually

757
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:27,480
slept around to the office which
was reasonably large it's too

758
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:32,550
big bag. Yeah. So at least four
or five times at multiple

759
00:49:32,550 --> 00:49:36,450
airports. I'm the guy because
I'm an asshole apparently who is

760
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,260
pulled out I'm sorry sir. That
bag does not fit in our little

761
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:44,460
rack which is big enough for
like an A note pad. You know the

762
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:47,130
one that is in front of every
single check encounter before

763
00:49:47,130 --> 00:49:50,670
you get on to every single plane
your bag must fit into this

764
00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:53,970
rack. How can these people get
away with it? That's what I

765
00:49:53,970 --> 00:49:56,610
don't understand. I don't get
away with it. They always do. So

766
00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:58,950
I'm sorry. You have to check
that bag sir. It's way too big.

767
00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:02,550
And then I see all these do ARKS
walking on with your right with

768
00:50:02,550 --> 00:50:06,660
these huge rolly bags and the
backpack it should be a Federal

769
00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:11,340
Aviation Authority regulation
you cannot wear the backpack

770
00:50:11,370 --> 00:50:14,880
when boarding the plane because
these people then turn around

771
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,160
you're sitting there you're
reading your magazine and and

772
00:50:18,090 --> 00:50:20,430
cool you get this backpack in
your face.

773
00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:23,970
Why do oh, let's take it to
another extreme if we're going

774
00:50:23,970 --> 00:50:27,990
to complain about this. When did
we all start wearing backpacks?

775
00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:32,760
Like Pack Mules? Yeah, guys are
like ever seen these guys what

776
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,190
they look like they're going
into somebody's to spend a

777
00:50:35,190 --> 00:50:35,700
month.

778
00:50:36,810 --> 00:50:41,580
Really? What's wrong with your
hands? Carry it dammit. I miss

779
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:45,060
these all that shit for on the
plane for what do you need that

780
00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:47,940
for? What's in there? I think we
should. You know, there's if

781
00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:49,890
they're checking for liquids, it
should be like, do you need this

782
00:50:49,890 --> 00:50:52,200
on the plane? No, I'll be we
have to throw it out. I'm sorry.

783
00:50:52,830 --> 00:50:54,780
You can't have this on the
plane. You don't need it. We

784
00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:57,420
should throw it out. You're
right, John, I think that you

785
00:50:57,420 --> 00:51:01,200
know, it's the reason why is
because people want to travel

786
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,200
lightly. So they don't have to
wait Who horrible wait for their

787
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:09,000
luggage. You know, if you're
gonna go somewhere, pack a bag,

788
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:13,590
pack a nice, you know, a good
looking bag and put it you know,

789
00:51:13,590 --> 00:51:16,050
check the bag and put it on the
aircraft where

790
00:51:17,550 --> 00:51:20,280
then we have the one other
situation where you have these

791
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,700
guys have these big dorky
backpacks on and then they

792
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:27,630
they're too big to stuffed into
the overhead. So everybody gets

793
00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:31,770
hung up as these guys are trying
to force it in. And it's like

794
00:51:31,770 --> 00:51:34,110
the stewardesses come over.
They're all pushing and pushing

795
00:51:34,110 --> 00:51:36,270
and pushing on this thing. And
they're trying, you know, I've

796
00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:38,640
seen him where they can't get it
in, they have to bring the thing

797
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,550
down, take a few things out and
then shove it in there. Yeah.

798
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,540
How does that fit into that
racks and you get caught called?

799
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:49,470
Well, because you know, I'm an
asshole. Well, that's beside the

800
00:51:49,470 --> 00:51:52,410
point, which is why I love
flying first class if available,

801
00:51:52,410 --> 00:51:54,870
because when you know,
invariably, there's always some

802
00:51:54,870 --> 00:52:01,410
guy who's trying to shove his
his commoner steerage backpack

803
00:52:01,590 --> 00:52:05,280
into the first class rack, and
the stewardess says, I'm sorry,

804
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,790
sir, this is reserved for first
class passengers, you'll have to

805
00:52:08,790 --> 00:52:11,880
shove that up your ass somewhere
else I love that makes me feel

806
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,110
very good and powerful.

807
00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:20,520
So anyway, so I flew JetBlue.
Yeah, by the way, have you seen

808
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,360
the new terminal?

809
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,140
No, I love JetBlue though big
fan. Well, they've got

810
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:27,690
a new terminal, they used to be
in terminal six was used to be

811
00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:30,390
the TWA terminal, then it became
the United terminal, then it

812
00:52:30,390 --> 00:52:32,820
became the JetBlue terminal. And
then they just very simple, it

813
00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:34,710
looks like they're just tearing
it down or doing something else

814
00:52:34,710 --> 00:52:39,390
because they've created a whole
new terminal, terminal five. And

815
00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:42,450
it's like, it's like being in
Las Vegas. It's like being in

816
00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:46,680
the Las Vegas hotel room.
There's about five or six or

817
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,920
seven gourmet restaurants in
there. And that you can get

818
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,560
stuff to go there, there's
actually a sushi bar.

819
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,700
Cool, which is, which is good,
right? It's good.

820
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,480
But it's ridiculously good. And
the guy these old Japanese guys

821
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,390
in their offices, they did by
the way to go to the sushi bar

822
00:53:03,390 --> 00:53:06,420
is called Deep Blue or something
like that. If anybody goes to

823
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:10,260
the sushi bar, get the Dragon
roll. It is the Moses like it's,

824
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,490
it's a work of art. It's
amazing. I'm sorry, the sushi

825
00:53:14,490 --> 00:53:16,590
bars really good. But they have
a steakhouse, they got a French

826
00:53:16,590 --> 00:53:18,690
restaurant, they got all these
things and they have then on the

827
00:53:18,690 --> 00:53:21,690
other side, there's like a food
court with a whole bunch of

828
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,840
like, you know, like lower end
places you can buy stuff to take

829
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:29,190
on the plane. And the whole
thing is like, jazzy and as I

830
00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:31,740
you know, that's just like we're
at that diner where their

831
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:34,170
money's going if they're losing
money, and now they're flying

832
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:35,940
all over the place. I think Hold

833
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:38,790
on a second. You know, that's
concessions, you know, these

834
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:41,550
these guys don't JetBlue is just
making the terminal they're not

835
00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:44,580
they're not running the sushi
joint. You know, the gym that

836
00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:47,580
just renting out the space I
think is brilliant. I think the

837
00:53:47,580 --> 00:53:54,330
concept of EasyJet is is equally
as good, I love JetBlue I love

838
00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:56,820
the space they provide I love
the fact that you can sit there

839
00:53:56,820 --> 00:54:00,270
and zone out on satellite
television, which is better than

840
00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:04,260
sleeping pills. And you know, I
can't wait to try out their

841
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:08,100
terminal. I really love the
whole concept of these one class

842
00:54:08,130 --> 00:54:10,950
airlines. The only thing they
should do is they should you

843
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:13,680
know the people who tried to
stuff the backpacks and the big

844
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,230
wheelie bags, they should
eliminate them and then it would

845
00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:18,000
be absolutely perfect.

846
00:54:19,470 --> 00:54:24,390
I like the the TV on the JetBlue
too. It's knocked me out three

847
00:54:24,390 --> 00:54:25,410
times on the flight over.

848
00:54:25,859 --> 00:54:33,059
It's it's better than Hypno I
mean, it's great. You fall

849
00:54:33,059 --> 00:54:37,679
asleep like I'm so bored. I'm
going out. I'm going under

850
00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:40,409
change the channel. And by the
way, you notice that Virgin

851
00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:44,429
America who whenever I have to
go to LA I fly and they have a

852
00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:47,519
Virgin America they have a first
class which is ridiculous to

853
00:54:47,519 --> 00:54:51,299
even purchase that ticket but
when you cheer when you buy your

854
00:54:51,299 --> 00:54:53,969
ticket and it's kind of a low,
you know, low cost airline and

855
00:54:53,969 --> 00:54:57,809
first of all, they cast their
flight attendants. They're

856
00:54:57,809 --> 00:55:02,159
beautiful, they're sexy, and
then the euros are cute too. You

857
00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:05,609
can actually purchase for an
additional $30 An extra leg

858
00:55:05,609 --> 00:55:09,359
space with complimentary food
and drinks. The only problem on

859
00:55:09,359 --> 00:55:14,459
Virgin America is the licence
for the TV channels JetBlue

860
00:55:14,459 --> 00:55:19,349
covered all of that. So Virgin
has really poor selection of

861
00:55:19,559 --> 00:55:23,489
NCAA live video because I guess
they couldn't get the Direct TV

862
00:55:23,489 --> 00:55:25,169
or whatever it is they wanted to
get.

863
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:27,960
Well, you know, if you if you
check in when you check in with

864
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,350
Virgin America at they'll let
you go to the gate the last

865
00:55:31,350 --> 00:55:33,600
minute or you go to the front
counter and you say, Are there

866
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:37,500
any first class seat upgrades?
And they're 50 bucks flat rate?

867
00:55:37,530 --> 00:55:37,950
Oh, really?

868
00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:39,960
They only have for first class
seats, don't they?

869
00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:44,730
Yeah, but often there's one open
five guys go hit that upgrade

870
00:55:44,730 --> 00:55:45,510
two or three times.

871
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:49,830
Cool. Cool. Hey, John. Speaking
of such 50 bucks is a perfect

872
00:55:49,830 --> 00:55:53,460
amount of money. I think it's a
great use of funds that people

873
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:56,880
send to the show because we work
very, very hard. We fly JetBlue

874
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,810
we fly Virgin America, we fly
along with the backpackers. If

875
00:56:00,810 --> 00:56:04,590
you donate some money to the
show, then we can get an upgrade

876
00:56:04,590 --> 00:56:06,870
and that would be highly
appreciated. Do we have any

877
00:56:06,870 --> 00:56:08,400
people who have donated this
week?

878
00:56:08,610 --> 00:56:11,400
Well, I just got in I just flew
in so I don't have my list. So

879
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,040
I'm about to go to the the list
on Sunday.

880
00:56:14,550 --> 00:56:16,650
Would you please actually do
with them? Because this is what

881
00:56:16,650 --> 00:56:17,790
you said last Sunday?

882
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:23,040
i Well, yeah, no, I realised
that I made a mistake here and

883
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,350
also teased a couple of things
we didn't never got to because I

884
00:56:25,350 --> 00:56:28,500
can't remember what they are. I
just walked in the door. So

885
00:56:28,950 --> 00:56:32,310
anyway, yeah. If anybody wants
to by the way, we're getting a

886
00:56:32,310 --> 00:56:37,440
lot of people not a lot but a
few that are sending a they're

887
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,350
cancelling their $2 subscription
and they're sending an apology

888
00:56:40,350 --> 00:56:43,920
note and sending actual more
money. It as a one shot

889
00:56:43,950 --> 00:56:47,040
donation. I guess that's good.
It was better. Yeah. Because

890
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:51,360
they really Nick us. For those
$2 Yeah, your pay, pal. You

891
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,770
mean? Yeah, Pay Pal.

892
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,630
Right. Okay, so that's good

893
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:57,300
to find some alternative money
collections, you but anyway, go

894
00:56:57,300 --> 00:57:02,280
to no agenda library.com or
divorce.org/in A divorce

895
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,970
act.org/in. A, and give us a
hand. So because this is a

896
00:57:05,970 --> 00:57:08,430
publicly supported show, and I
know a lot of people listen to

897
00:57:08,430 --> 00:57:11,550
it. And they liked it one hour,
you know, because it's a

898
00:57:11,550 --> 00:57:15,960
drivetime thing. They like to
get more of it. And we will do

899
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,880
more if we get you know more
income. Yeah, because it is time

900
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,660
consuming. And you know, you're
I had to wake you up to a

901
00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:27,450
burrito Can I have your burrito?

902
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:33,090
comatose? And the microphone
stand is still the paper towel

903
00:57:33,090 --> 00:57:36,360
holder. What's kind of
interesting to note is that I'm

904
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:40,620
down to the last three or four
sheets. So now it's really

905
00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:44,130
desperate. The microphone stand
is wilting away before my very

906
00:57:44,130 --> 00:57:45,420
eyes. Please say you're telling

907
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:48,060
me this is an active paper towel
holder? Yes.

908
00:57:49,710 --> 00:57:58,110
Yes, yeah. In fact, all. Now I
have one sheet left. And I'm

909
00:57:58,110 --> 00:58:03,690
using it for Yeah, I closed the
mic. Well, I

910
00:58:03,690 --> 00:58:06,270
did that. No, you didn't. Well,
I

911
00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:08,730
faded it down. So you could get
a little bit of the effect.

912
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:11,220
Because I still have swine flu.

913
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:17,520
Yeah, swine flu. Blood stop
eating french fries. Do I? By

914
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,740
the way, I'm buying into the
French fry theory. Yeah, I'm

915
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:22,080
with you. And I'm going to stop
eating french fries. I think

916
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:27,300
it's and I let's let's do a test
of the couple 100,000 people who

917
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,730
listen to the show. Let's stop
eating french fries. Let's see,

918
00:58:29,730 --> 00:58:30,090
you know, we

919
00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:33,540
should do an A B comparison. We
should have some people yes, do

920
00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:36,780
lots of French fries, see if
they get sick, and see if they

921
00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:38,430
get sick. And they should report
back.

922
00:58:38,460 --> 00:58:41,880
So we should have three groups.
Because we need a control group

923
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,860
we'll have to have people who
eat french fries people who

924
00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:46,590
don't and people who had
burritos and let's see who gets

925
00:58:46,590 --> 00:58:47,100
sicker

926
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,720
we couldn't do an A B comparison
because I don't think all the

927
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:54,540
potatoes like for example I'm
not sure that the In and Out

928
00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:59,520
Burger uses these. Yeah, Manny
because you know that because

929
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,650
there's the you know the
potatoes you know the potatoes

930
00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:05,610
that you get in a real place
that actually makes french fries

931
00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:07,860
from real potatoes there's
there's always the occasionally

932
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:10,200
that you have to just black
things and there's all kinds of

933
00:59:10,230 --> 00:59:11,760
eyes and things you gotta be.

934
00:59:11,910 --> 00:59:16,710
Yeah, this round potatoes. Yeah.
So the title of the show should

935
00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:18,600
be the French fry connection, I
guess.

936
00:59:20,310 --> 00:59:22,620
The French fry connection that's
a good one. Good,

937
00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:25,140
isn't it? We always forget we
always forget to name the title

938
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,660
of the show and John and I talk
for five or 10 minutes after the

939
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:30,660
show and then we hang up and
then of course John immediately

940
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:33,780
is off offline doing something
much more important I could ever

941
00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:39,120
find him to bed. Yeah. What do
we call this show? What should

942
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,400
we call this show? And I'm
waiting for hours for him to

943
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:42,150
confirm.

944
00:59:42,420 --> 00:59:44,940
Because I try connection is a
good good good title. Okay,

945
00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:50,250
we'll name it that. Although no
no if it's SEO friendly. Yeah,

946
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:53,400
well doesn't I think if you
titled The show Lindsay Lohan

947
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,840
you'd get more hits.

948
00:59:56,250 --> 01:00:03,270
Gee, you think All right, we are
kind of at the 60 minute mark so

949
01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:06,450
if you want to be our Yeah, man,
well, yeah,

950
01:00:06,479 --> 01:00:09,209
well I t something the last time
what was it? I can't remember.

951
01:00:09,899 --> 01:00:12,569
Let me see because I'm taking
notes I have seven and not you

952
01:00:12,569 --> 01:00:14,819
know people get hooked it
because I know they wait and

953
01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,439
wait and wait to tune in for the
to

954
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,230
write down now first of all
we're gonna do French fry

955
01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:22,740
connection. I do have some one
last story. Because I have I'm

956
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:27,720
now taking notes as part of the
new me. French fry connection a

957
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:33,600
B group and I'm going to write
down donated donation lists

958
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,090
because you'll forget again and
you'll tease it again. You won't

959
01:00:36,090 --> 01:00:43,080
do it. I will. I had an email
conversation. And I'm going to

960
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:48,150
bring it up right now with one
of our producers, Martin. I'm

961
01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:54,360
going to presume he's Dutch it's
fine Dutch name. And where is

962
01:00:54,360 --> 01:01:00,360
it? No agenda bet reminder.
Okay, what's the bet? Adam, I'm

963
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,240
sending this email to remind you
and John about a bet you guys

964
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,970
made in a previous no agenda
show. I don't remember the

965
01:01:05,970 --> 01:01:09,240
episode number. He, by the way
is now looking for it. You made

966
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,080
a bet that the world would look
how the world would look a half

967
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:18,120
year after the Obama White House
Administration. The 10th of June

968
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,210
was the deadline of this bet.
I'm pretty curious how you and

969
01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:25,920
John will decide who won this
bet and why. So I went back and

970
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,080
forth and I did some searching
the bet was disgusting. No

971
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:33,330
agenda number 61. Titled one big
Ponzi scheme around 59 minutes

972
01:01:33,330 --> 01:01:35,730
into the show in short, John
believes that the world would be

973
01:01:35,730 --> 01:01:38,760
pretty happy under the Obama
regime. And you thought it

974
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,030
wouldn't exactly be a quote
happy time because of

975
01:01:42,030 --> 01:01:47,400
Afghanistan economics and so on.
So you want to call it Johnny

976
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,170
Boy? Yeah, one

977
01:01:54,810 --> 01:02:03,150
another French fry. People are
the Dow was at 8400 everyone's

978
01:02:03,150 --> 01:02:08,610
freaking out. We've got Iran
exploding and in complete

979
01:02:08,610 --> 01:02:12,300
disarray. We've got french fries
killing us. We've got health

980
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:18,060
care being cut by $300 billion
people are happy, happier. I

981
01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:22,770
missed. No, I'm just a realist.
You lose the bet you lose. I

982
01:02:22,770 --> 01:02:25,470
can't remember what we bet for
but you lose you come on in a

983
01:02:25,470 --> 01:02:29,310
minute. Don't lose the bed. You
lose the bed admitted

984
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,380
the what I described Well, Jack
Welch situation in which we are

985
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:37,980
in your wheelchair on the bed. I
can't believe you not watching

986
01:02:37,980 --> 01:02:40,980
on any bed. I won the bet. How
can you how can you say that

987
01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:41,280
people

988
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,950
are happier right now. They've
never been so messed up and

989
01:02:43,950 --> 01:02:45,450
angry and afraid.

990
01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:51,570
The way everyone I see is happy
as a clam. No, right? You're

991
01:02:51,570 --> 01:02:54,420
happy? You're a happy guy. You
had a burrito?

992
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:58,620
So how do we how do we determine

993
01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:01,440
I want to hear the show you get
a clip from it and it will

994
01:03:01,470 --> 01:03:03,660
listen to and they will let the
users decide. You

995
01:03:03,660 --> 01:03:06,390
mean the listeners and
producers. They're not users.

996
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:11,940
They're not on crack. users,
users. You're such we had an

997
01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:14,460
investor in the office today.
This was really funny, John,

998
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,940
this is Jonathan Oh, I wish I
had his card I left at the

999
01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:20,550
office one of these guys who
made like a billion dollars on

1000
01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:24,960
eBay or something like that. And
you know very very nice guy. You

1001
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:29,310
know, soft spoken you know kind
of very extremely intelligent

1002
01:03:29,310 --> 01:03:33,000
kind of wish I remember his last
Yeah, what story? Well, I'm

1003
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,910
gonna look for his name. I have
it in my in my calendar and I'll

1004
01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:44,490
tell you exactly what was it was
Jonathan fram you heard of him?

1005
01:03:45,390 --> 01:03:47,280
I think he does oil filters.

1006
01:03:48,630 --> 01:03:52,830
He's the firm he's written. That
was mavar on LLC. Great, nice

1007
01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:55,650
guy, you know, and he's invested
in a couple things. And it was

1008
01:03:55,650 --> 01:03:58,290
an introduction through Jennifer
Cooper who was working with us

1009
01:03:58,290 --> 01:03:59,970
now let me disguise Interesting.

1010
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,720
Yeah, we I don't know all the
details. I'm just a story.

1011
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:15,420
Okay. And I forgot what I was
gonna say. I really did. What

1012
01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:20,640
was it a reference to? I got it.
I remember. I remember I

1013
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,600
remember. And, and so we showed
him. It was showing him some

1014
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:28,650
stuff and it showed the tech
five top five. He's like, Why

1015
01:04:28,650 --> 01:04:31,680
the hell does Devora hack on
this on your network? Why does

1016
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:37,260
he want to work for you? I know
John Dvorak. Sure I know him.

1017
01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:40,260
Why? Well, how did you get him?
Why would he want to be on this

1018
01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:43,560
plays? I was like, Hey,
Jonathan, thanks for coming.

1019
01:04:47,790 --> 01:04:55,620
That's cute. Yeah, uh huh. Huh.
Well, anyway, I think we should

1020
01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:56,610
end on a high note.

1021
01:04:57,479 --> 01:05:00,689
Yeah, well, I'm sure he'll
appreciate this anecdote. I

1022
01:05:00,689 --> 01:05:04,229
can't think of anything else.
No, that's good. We're in New

1023
01:05:04,229 --> 01:05:05,999
York. We're a little surly.

1024
01:05:07,049 --> 01:05:08,759
Once again, prove I win the bet.

1025
01:05:09,029 --> 01:05:11,879
No, no, Jim, just just New
Yorkers is the way they are

1026
01:05:11,879 --> 01:05:14,909
okay. And they are, but it
shouldn't have lost their sense

1027
01:05:14,909 --> 01:05:17,579
of humour in that town. And I
don't know that I found it. The

1028
01:05:17,579 --> 01:05:22,829
whole New York thing is I think
New York is over. Well,

1029
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:28,980
there you go. I was there. I'm
going there Thursday. Excited.

1030
01:05:29,010 --> 01:05:35,070
Yeah. Yeah. I'll bet you're
arriving at Liberty airport.

1031
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,550
That's Newark to you and I and
there'll be sign saying,

1032
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:40,680
divorce. Get out of here.

1033
01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:44,400
I'm probably more likely to say
Letterman quit or something like

1034
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:44,910
that. But

1035
01:05:45,690 --> 01:05:49,350
hey, coming to you from this
crappy bandwidth situation for

1036
01:05:49,350 --> 01:05:51,960
the last time in San Francisco.
I'm Adam regroup.

1037
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:57,780
And from the dark confines of
Northern Silicon Valley. I'm

1038
01:05:57,780 --> 01:05:58,530
John C. Dvorak.

1039
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,830
We'll talk to you again on
Sunday right here on no agenda.

