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Thursday, November 2nd, 2017.
This is your award winning
combination Media assassination
Episode nine. Ah, seven, eight.
This is no agenda.
Keeping an eye on the sky so you
don't have to. And broadcasting
live from downtown ostentatious
cap on the drone star state in the
cordial in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry. And from northern
Silicon Valley, where the two for
one offer ends at midnight
tonight. John seed of I.
Gordon was killed in the morning.
Yes, it does. It's over. The end.
The end is near and the end.
All right, Jean Claude, I'm back.
I'm back in the clue to you. Yes.
And we, of course, expect your
your classic international return
report. Yes. Through the various
security systems as laid out in
the airline's substructure. Yes.
And the most curious one is London
Heathrow, Terminal five.
As I flew back by with British
Airways again and again, had that
Dreamliner between London and
Austin. Huge. Yes, big Wahoo.
It's really good. But at first, I
took the short hop 40 minutes from
Amsterdam to Heathrow.
Actually, I should mention that my
guys finally came through after I
was checked in. It was I think I
was 6 a.m.. It was like a 730
flight, one of the.
One of our military intelligence
guys picked me up and took me the
back route. And there's this.
I'd never seen this before as a
whole VIP security with, you know,
a lounge and newspapers and
classical music. And I guess
that's for really important
people. So not for me.
Usually, you know, you get a
personal screening and then boom,
it's you go through and boom, kind
of one you go through in 2
minutes. Was beautiful.
Well, that's kind of cool.
There should be a service for all
no agenda listeners. I'm going to
request this because it made a big
difference, and I got to talk to
the guys and said, Hey, is it true
that you have the new scanners?
Yep. So what do they do? Well, you
can leave all your liquids in your
bag. It detects whether it is an
important liquid in a dangerous
liquid or not. I don't know how it
works, but they think it can
detect where there's water and has
to be discarded. No, no.
They can sell you water inside the
terminal. No, you can keep any
liquid in there. It will detect if
it's dangerous or not at any
amount. Yes. So I could have a
gallon jug if you wish.
Well, it's still in beta, so it's
not an official, but they're
testing it. I got a detailed
explanation of the process going
to allow this because they're
going to lose too much on water
sales.
Well, maybe they'll allow it.
It's people airport.
I don't know. Although they were
quick to tell me the whole thing
is ridiculous because you could
just buy some what he mentioned
some brand of like fire, water,
brandy or some things that you
just stick a rag in that can blow
up the whole plane.
You can buy that duty free.
Thanks, guys.
I feel so much safer.
But arriving at terminal five at
Heathrow, even though you don't
leave the actual terminal, you're
still airside. They make you go
through an additional security
check. And this is very different
from anything I've ever witnessed.
And it's not pleasant.
So you first you go through some
gates, you you scan your ticket
barcode so it knows you're in the,
I guess, the ultra secure area.
Then you queue up and then you go
to one of the lines.
And the line consists of the
following a another scan of your
boarding pass. And then you pretty
much have to take everything out,
take everything off except your
shoes, which I kept on, but I was
wearing my boots. And so then you
go through first the magnetometer,
then you go through the full body
scan machine. And I went through
the magnetometer and said, Take
your shoes off, sir.
Take your shoes off.
So I walk back.
So, sir, what what, what, what?
Take them and put them in the
corner here. So, you know,
typically what we do in the
states, we walk back to the
magnetometer, take our boots off,
put them on the belt, and then go
through the machine again.
Oh, no, I get yelled at.
I say, we do all this. You know,
in America, they make this is not
make it in, is it? Like, oh, yeah,
I like that answer. Wow.
Thank you. Captain Obvious didn't
say that, but. Wow.
And then they ripped both of my
bags to shreds.
Took me 45 minutes.
Your bag is very busy on the
inside, sir. Yeah.
It's called the studio.
I carry a with me.
So everything had to go out.
Every piece had to be swabbed.
It really was unpleasant.
And they were not pleasant.
They were not nice at all.
Worse than our TSA.
So this was at Heathrow? Yeah.
Terminal five. Surprising to me.
And you know, it was a very.
Typical kind doing.
It just grew with us. Possibly.
And but it was interesting to see
the hiring policy seem to be, you
know, like a certain type of
person.
Every screener was a woman.
Kind of the you know, it's a look
that some British women have that
generalizing matron, more like
angry lesbian, but with long hair.
It was it was very strange.
But they all kind of look the same
and they get black gloves on and
they're yelling at everybody.
And, you know, it is people coming
through don't speak English.
And, you know, so a guy's
unloading everything.
And so it's only your laptop
laptops. Are you ready now?
Are you ready? Are you okay?
Are you sure?
So she's Lady diesel dike.
That's what it is. Know, it was
very uncomfortable there hiring a
diesel. Yes. Which is a certain
type of British diesel diet that.
Yes, BDD. That's exactly it wasn't
pleasant at all. Although for the
first time I arrived at the
international terminal.
We're getting nine extra gates
here in Austin, which will all be
an international terminal.
And currently, I think it's pretty
much only the British Airways
flight that does it. But that's
very interesting because there are
no I mean, everything is automated
passport. Now, I already have the
global entry and they have the
global entry machines.
So, you know, there's no line.
You go in there, you're done. But
everybody else goes to new kiosks
and, you know, it's kind of the
same process. Only, you know, I
guess I have a shorter line.
Otherwise it seems to be a fairly
identical system and very laid
back. You know, And you once you
get your suitcase, you take a
little piece of paper and they say
anything to declare. Now you're in
good hand, no dogs running around
looking for stuff that you might
see at JFK or Newark Liberty
Airport. So that was quite an
enjoyable experience. The most,
you know, the Austin end of it.
Yeah, the awesome end. Exactly.
This is new is when you get when
you get to Austin. Yeah I'm never
going to fly because you know that
won't last. Well, I don't know.
I don't know.
It seems to be a new thing.
These kiosks seems to be new
because I saw them at the I think
it was. Well, I like the kiosk.
It's just I don't think the
missing dogs is going to be a
thing when somebody gets a clue,
brings a bomb through Austin.
And the good thing is about my
trip, which was higher. Right?
The trip, which was really a
whirlwind trip, I packed a lot
into a relatively short amount of
time. And, you know, there was I
think I told you in the last show,
this whole royal performance for
these knights and these hundred
year old veterans. And it was just
a fantastic experience.
I got tons of cool challenge coins
from these guys.
And really got a huge one. I
tweeted that the picture of it,
but also I took a lot of cabs and
Ubers, and every single driver was
either from Turkey, Morocco.
See, we had one or two from Africa
and, well, we could do it later.
And I want to do a little bit
later, but I think I have a new
thesis for the show and I've even
compiled a compendium to go along
with it. So once we've kind of
gotten into some of the basics of
the day and I'd like to see if I
can roll that out on yet, it's
something that, you know, kind of
I think may be close to a pipeline
type thesis. Hmm. If you're going
to do a write off. No, no, no.
Because.
Because there's no clips.
Well, there are no.
Let's not do it right off.
Do you want to do a write off?
Oh, you parent. I think you do.
No, I do. Yeah.
Let's get to that.
Go do some clips to keep.
Keep it lively, and then we'll get
right into it. Well, let's do it
after the first break. Okay.
Good. Good idea. So what I missed,
you know, I got very obviously
watching European news.
The attack in Manhattan was was
interesting to witness that, uh.
Yeah, You know, CNN International,
I don't know what it was over here
and I wasn't able to clip it, but
I kept hearing people say the
driver got out and said, God is
great in Arabic.
That's the only CNN.
But that's not okay.
That's a joke. I know CNN over
here did that, too.
That's really something.
Way out of control, what he said.
Oh, you said Allahu Akbar. Yeah.
I'll always snack bar. It's just.
It's not. It's. No. Why?
In fact, I have to give you this
report. I did get one that says
some policy at CNN.
Now they're not going to.
Well, I got this.
They're going to. They said they
should have said what he said in
translation. Yes.
Well, here's the. Because he did
not say God is great.
Of course he did Al-Akhbar.
And this reporter who I don't
think I've ever seen his name
before, Shimon Prokupecz.
I mean, I've never heard of this
name on CNN, the CNN
International. Okay.
Well, he he reported it.
He reported on the suspect.
But listen to what he wouldn't
report. Uh oh, you go on.
You have some new reporting, some
more details here that I'm
getting. So I'm told this happened
just after 3:00. And as we've been
saying, this pickup truck with the
appears to be from Home Depot.
And according to information that
I have now hopped on into the onto
the curb, into the bike path and
then drove south on the West
Street bike path where it where it
appears at this point that the
driver struck several people,
hitting them from behind.
He then keeps driving and at some
point hits a school bus where
you'll see this is how this
vehicle gets damaged, which you
can see in video.
Now, what I'm told is as he was
driving, he eventually maybe
perhaps tried to get away and he
struck a school bus.
And at some point police
encountered him and shot him.
And so now he's at Bellevue
Hospital. Police know who he is.
They have a description of him.
I'm not going to share that at the
moment. But they have they are
they know who he is.
He is alive at the moment.
And basically it looks like, you
know, they're going to try and
talk to him and I'm going to stop
right there. In terms of all the
information, But that is what we
can report at this moment.
So why is CNN holding back?
They clearly know what the what
the the law enforcement said.
We all know we're going to hold
back. We're not going to say that
he was radicalized or whatever
they didn't say.
It was very clear.
I'm not going to say that. Why?
Why? Why? Are they hiding?
CNN must be under some tight leash
where they're saying, don't do it.
Don't do anything unless you get
permission, something like that.
That's pretty peculiar.
But they all Al-Akhbar thing,
which was annoying to everybody.
It was. It was noticed a lot.
What they did was they were saying
that he said, God is great. Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have a clip of that.
Of what? Of CNN saying that it was
just it was crazy.
No, I don't have a clip of it.
Okay. All right. Good. And you had
you know, it's it's well known.
Uh, the way I liked it, the, the
spin pretty quickly went to, um,
he was just radicalized under the,
you know, he was, you know, not a
member of of ISIS, but inspired by
ISIS. Come on, Why can't we just
say what's going on here?
Which is exactly what they
promised. They said, we're going
to take weak, feeble minded people
and tell them to go get trucks and
cars and and mow people down.
It was in their magazine, Inspire
magazine. So we have well,
factually, I guess. Correct.
You have to put some context to
it. Well, let's listen to a couple
of our reports, which were a
little more elaborate, says most
of these news organizations here
are out of New York. Let's start
with the and B, just try the this
is kind of an interesting one.
This is the NYC driver update.
This is one of the last reports in
addition to Sorry. Wait, wait.
This is where Anthony Mason kind
of you know, he's passing the
torch to Jeff Glor, who I have
more thoughts about as an anchor.
Mm hmm.
So that's a new guy, right?
The new guy who I think they're
going to try to appeal to
millennials.
Yeah, right, right, right, right.
And he is.
And so this is very awkward.
So Joe Anthony's in the studios
and he throws it to Glor, who then
takes kind of takes over the
broadcast in a very awkward way,
and he's throwing it to other
people. And so I picked up on a
very peculiar habit that Gloria
has. I think it could get annoying
fast. It's turn addition
characteristics. So my missing, my
mind not pausing long enough for
my pausing between too long as
you're rounding out your sentence
is wrong. This must be so.
Gloria has this habit of.
Of kind of anchoring like it like
an actor. Which means. Oh, yeah.
Okay. So let me just read it like
a sentence. Go. Well, Adam, I.
Went the other day. To the store.
To get something. Oh, man.
I'd be starting the clips wrong
all the time if you talk like
that. Well, this is where he
talks, and I. And it's.
And I got some examples of it.
And it's. It's very peculiar and
kind of makes you shiver a little
bit. So let's start with the
driver Update Stern Edition.
Good evening. I'm Anthony Mason at
CBS News headquarters in New York.
We begin with Jeff Glor, who is in
downtown Manhattan where federal
terrorism charges have just been
filed in the halloween truck
attack. Jeff. Anthony, that attack
left eight people dead and 12
injured and the driver wounded by
a police officer was taken from
the hospital to u.s. district
court to face a judge.
The suspect was in a wheelchair,
handcuffed and shackled.
The police say the attack had been
in the works for a long time.
Late this afternoon, federal
prosecutors filed two federal
charges against the suspect,
Sayfullo Saipov.
U.S. Attorney John Kim.
Alleged terrorists like Saipov
view the city as a prime target
for their hate filled crimes.
But the thing is, for the alleged
terrorists like Saipov, they will
find in New York City something
else justice. According to the
court filings, Saipov chose
October 31st because it was
Halloween and he believed there
would be more civilians on the
street. On one cell phone,
authorities found 90 ISIS related
propaganda videos and 3800
propaganda images.
Saipov is in custody at a nearby
hospital and apparently talking to
police. Sources tell CBS News
Saipov bragged about what he did
and was very pleased with the
success. Sources also say police
recovered knives from the truck
and 10 to 15 pieces of paper which
give ISIS credit for the attack,
saying ISIS will live forever.
We also have a more detailed
timeline of the attack.
The truck Saipov rented turned on
to a lower Manhattan bike path at
3:04 p.m., striking bikers and
pedestrians and killing three.
Police say he traveled at a high
rate of speed for about a mile,
hitting and killing five others
before he crashed into a school
bus. Oh, my God. That crash, which
injured four, including two
children, was caught on cell phone
video, sources tell CBS News.
Saipov said that was an accident.
He wanted to continue down the
bike path and over the Brooklyn
Bridge. Saipov attempted to get
away carrying a pellet gun and a
paintball gun.
We have one person custody.
He was arrested after being shot
by 28 year old Officer Ryan Nash.
Just five years on, the force
begins. He shot Saipov once.
I understand the importance of
yesterday's events and the role we
played, and I'm grateful for the
recognition we have received.
So just for a moment about the
cadence, and it becomes very
apparent when he separates words
and instead of saying school bus
says school bus like that is not
normal. But this is going to end
because at the end of the
broadcast, his cadence will take
up probably 2 minutes to valuable
minutes of advertising time.
So that that will end, if you.
I hope so if you listened.
I do have a couple of examples of
but if you listen to the end of
the report, if you just go back a
little bit and listen to the end
where the cop comes on and earlier
when the cop comes on, he has the
cadence of a cop reading a report.
Yeah. How far in like the last?
Not very far is right at the end.
The cop comes on and says
something traveled at a high rate
of speed, automatic to children.
So that was an accident.
One bridge ball gun.
So we have this. That's all him.
It was way further back.
None of it was at the very end.
There was such that there was
something. Well, okay, I'm boring
because I do have a couple of
examples.
I have GLOR Awkward pauses.
You can play this clip.
And this is a good example of him
pausing in a in a like, bad
acting. You know, we used to I
used to being held his brother,
but we must have a leg or
something. But anyway, go on play
that he's being held tonight
without bail. Yes, You hear it?
Of course I heard it without the
bail. I wonder if it's a
teleprompter spacing issue.
Let me listen. I guess he's being
held tonight without bail.
It could be just a new line.
If it's a portable prompter, small
print, small. He does prompter.
He does that. If he's out there
doing standup, he doesn't need a
prompter. Believe me, this guy is
on a prompter.
Well, let's play that.
Here's Gloria.
Awkward pauses, bad acting.
Play this clip.
That's what I just played. Well,
what didn't play without Bale
clip? Okay. And Saipov is being
held tonight without bail. Yeah.
That's about the same clip.
Yeah, the one is 2 seconds.
Oh, here it is. We have laws.
Something pauses on John Miller
report.
Is that maybe one you want it?
That's also sure.
Now, that's the third one.
Play that one. Okay.
Other NYPD deputy Commissioner of
counterterrorism John Miller says
they're still investigating
whether the radicalization was
assisted. I'm telling you, that's
a that's a bad prompter read.
He's on location.
They have a smart.
Was he looking right in the lens?
Was he I mean, I have to see it
now. But that to me feels like
just a poor prompter reader.
Well, this guy is going to be the
anchor, and that's all he's going
to be doing is prompter reading.
Well, but that'll if he's in
studio it'll be better because you
have a big. Yeah. Because your
screener bigger prompter screen.
Yeah. Well he sucks and it's
totally sucks so let's play I got
two other clips I want to run
through which will highlight the
the episode in New York, including
Jeff Gaze, who's on also the CBS
guy like. And we have.
Well, he the poop guy, right?
Yeah. There's you, Jeff.
The Gays Report on NYC Driver.
More now from Homeland Security
Correspondent. Just two days until
he was taken down by an alert.
New York city police officer who
decided Sayfullo Saipov was not
someone investigators seem to view
is capable of mass murder or even
a threat to his right here.
But while the 29 year old married
father of three wasn't himself the
subject, by the way, that is, you
know, now you hear the difference
between. What happened in Vegas
and what happened here.
Where in Vegas, there's one video,
people saying, EMT, EMT, I need an
EMT. Give me an event. EMT watch.
No, you don't say that.
What people say is ambulance.
You know, it's a big difference.
Just pointing it out to you is
capable of mass murder or even a
threat.
I mean, and is right here.
But while the 29 year old married
father of three wasn't himself the
subject of a law enforcement
investigation and intelligence
source tells CBS News he had some
contact with individuals who were
considered radicalized extremists
and at least one of whom was from
his native Uzbekistan.
John Miller, the NYPD deputy
commissioner of intelligence and
counterterrorism, says
investigators have been going
through Saipov his past.
What were his communications?
Who were they with?
What were the content? What's
relevant to this, Saipov, is from
Clues Pakistan, a hotbed for
radicalization for young ISIS
sympathizers, many of whom have
gone on to fight in Syria and
Iraq. He immigrated to the U.S. in
2010, settling in Ohio, where
people who know him say he spoke
little English and seemed to grow
disillusioned, angry and depressed
even as he embraced Islam.
Moroccan woman of is an Uzbek
religious activist who knows the
suspect after he moved from Ohio.
I think he's becoming more and
more radicalized and, you know,
maybe he got some teaching from
Internet. Court documents filed
late today show Saipov told
investigators that he was, quote,
inspired by ISIS videos he had
watched on his cellular phone,
including one video by ISIS leader
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
And he wanted to kill as many
people as he could because he
wasn't used that.
I phone five or higher. Huh?
And by the way, while we're on
that topic, how cool is it that
with the new iPhone ten, you got
to terrorists right there?
Just hold the phone up to his
face. You're good to go unlock.
That sounds secure.
It's a great idea. Yeah.
I never thought of that.
Well, maybe that's part of why
they did it. I would. That's.
Yeah. Instead of stealing
somebody's phone surreptitiously
and cracking into it, you have to
actually have the guy there.
Yeah, he just told the guy, Look
over here. Yeah. Yeah, I think.
I think.
I think that's pretty smart.
It's very secure. Thanks, Apple.
So I have two more of these.
This is. This ruined the news, of
course, because, in fact, CBS
played bit after bit after bit
after bit from different
correspondents and including
major. Well, this. Yeah.
This is Major Garrett with this is
this is considered one of the best
rundowns. I'm going to get rid of
this lottery program as soon as
possible. Meeting with his
cabinet, President Trump called
the New York attacker an animal
and urged Congress to end the visa
lottery program the suspect used
to enter the U.S. in 2010.
Diversity lottery. Sounds nice.
It's not nice. It's not good.
We want a merit based program.
The diversity program was created
in 1990 to increase immigration
from countries underrepresented in
legal entries at the time, largely
those from Europe and the Middle
East. Applicants enter a lottery
for up to 50,000 visas.
They must complete the same
background checks as other
immigration programs.
On Twitter, the president referred
to the diversity lottery as a
Chuck Schumer beauty.
The Senate minority leader did
support the program when it was
signed into law by George Herbert
Walker Bush.
Why didn't he introduce it?
I thought he was. I thought it was
his bill or his amendment or
something. I'm sorry.
I thought it was Schumer's. I
thought it was Schumer's
amendment.
The whole thing is what it was.
One of the guys were. They didn't
say anything different, did they?
Well, they said he supported it.
Well, he's the one who was.
He was the one who backed it.
Yeah. Yeah, but it was a little
more than backing. It was more
like, Hey, this is great.
We should do this. I'm. I go
around Manhattan on my bike and I
see all these people who come in
on this, which just used to be
known as the green card lottery.
I never knew the official name was
the Visa diversity lottery.
I'd never seen that. Funny. Yeah.
The Senate minority leader did
support the program when it was
signed into law by George Herbert
Walker Bush. But in 2013, Schumer
was part of a group of senators
that unsuccessfully tried to scrap
it. Look, the president The
president, let's stop what I was.
I said stop, because I want to
make a comment. This I was
thinking about this because you
have two reports today and ABC
didn't mention that Schumer was
trying to peel the thing.
CBS mentioned it and a couple of
you know, we went back and forth
and I started thinking about it.
This is a bogus commentary because
if you if you just study this
enough, you know, there's a lot of
things that get a little push
back. And so they they making a
fake effort to to overturn it
unsuccessfully.
Right, right, right.
And then they can say, hey, I, I
tried. It's dry.
It's on the record.
Yeah, it's on the record. I voted
for the new thing, but nobody else
wanted it. So that's bull crap.
Yeah. Good point is, it
unsuccessfully tried to scrap it.
Look, the president. The president
ought to stop tweeting and start
leading the American people.
Long for leader.
Oh, there's your bumper sticker.
Stop tweeting and start leading.
Oh, yeah, this was me.
Mean, that was a good one.
Yeah, it's very good.
Look, the president.
The president. Or to stop tweeting
and start leading the American
people long for leadership.
Not divisiveness, not finger
pointing, not name calling.
Tennessee Republican Bob Corker
agreed. Yeah. I don't see why you
bring out the best in our country,
but everybody has their ways, I
guess. The president also lashed
out at prosecutions against terror
suspects and said he would
consider sending Sayfullo Saipov
to the military prison in
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
And we need strong justice.
Much quicker and much stronger
than we have right now is what we
have right now is a joke and it's
a laughing stock.
I want to thank the terrorism
prosecutors and investigators in
my office. Just hours later,
Saipov was charged in federal
court, acting U.S. Attorney Joon
Kim. The folks in that unit
working with the FBI, the NYPD,
the JTTF, have a long and
unblemished track record of
successfully investigating and
prosecuting domestic and
international terrorists.
With Saipov charged in federal
court, moving him to Guantanamo
appears off the table.
By way of explanation, the White
House said the president was
merely venting his frustration and
will not be proposing new ways to
prosecute terrorism cases.
What I'm hearing here is a legal
battle that is being set up, and I
don't think it's over at all.
The hole.
And these guys came real quick.
We'll the guy in the wheelchair
quick, listen to quick.
Let's indict him.
That one fast, John.
That's much faster than normal.
And that's because they don't for
whatever reason, they don't want
it to fall under the enemy
combatant clause, which.
You know, for obvious reasons we
don't like that because I could be
deemed an enemy combatant and
could be, you know, hooded and
thrown in a van and taken to
Gitmo. But the question is, you
know, whose jurisdiction is it and
who's moving fast and why?
That's a good question and we have
to look into that.
But I think you're exactly right.
And this was discussed on almost
every newscast, which is good,
which was Trump's flippant comment
that we should send him to get Mo.
That's not that flippant.
It's the law. And I think that.
Well.
There's a point that's made.
I think it's in this one.
This would be the let's try this
one. This is a shorter ABC clip on
the New York City attack version
of the New York attack.
The president unloaded in a series
of political tweets.
I have just ordered Homeland
Security to step up our already
extreme vetting program.
Being politically correct is fine,
but not for this.
And at the break of dawn this
morning, he launched into an
attack against New York's own
senator Chuck Schumer, tweeting,
The terrorist came into our
country through what is called the
diversity visa lottery program.
Chuck Schumer, beauty.
Today, the White House insisted
the president wasn't politicizing
the tragedy, not blamed Senator
Schumer, and doesn't feel that the
senator is responsible for the
attack. We believe very strongly
that the individual who carried
out the attack is responsible and
no one else. The diversity visa
program, which was supported by
Senator Schumer and signed into
law by President George H.W. Bush,
receives millions of applicants
every year and provides visas to
about 50,000 people, all of whom
get background checks.
Diversity lottery sounds nice.
It's not nice. It's not good.
So we want to immediately work
with Congress on the diversity
lottery program. On terminating
it, getting rid of it.
Live tonight from the White House.
And John, we heard the president
criticize the justice process as
well in all of this for the
terrorist suspects. And today he
even said he would consider
sending the alleged New York
attacker to Guantanamo Bay.
Can he do that?
Technically, he can do it.
But any move to send the alleged
attacker to Guantanamo Bay would
certainly face a constitutional
challenge. No one ever arrested on
American soil has been sent to
Gitmo. David.
It's never happened.
I just looked it up, John.
What was that? Because, you know,
every bill always has reasoning as
to why the judge sometimes has
assumptions. And this is.
Yeah, to amend the Immigration and
Nationality Act to establish a.
Skill. Well, now that can't be a
skills based. No.
Well, you're talking about the
that's the wrong one. I'm looking
to diversity, but yeah, here I'm
looking for the That's exactly
what I'm looking for. Mm hmm.
Actually, now we're doing really
what Google is doing is showing,
you know, all the acts to
eliminate the diversity visa bill,
which is not helpful.
Let me switch to Bing. Bing.
Switching to Bing. That's right.
Everybody was switching to being
switching to being standby and
trying to being switching the
thing. Let's see what it does.
That might be funny. Okay.
I'm really switching to Bing.
I'm going to bing it, baby.
Mm hmm. Bing dot com.
All right, let's try it here.
What is being. Give me.
Well, how about that?
First hit right on top. No.
That's what I got. Here's the last
clip from the whole thing and it
goes. This had to be clipped in
and brought into the discussion,
which is, again, CBS did ten
different reports on the same
topic with this time with Nancy
Curtice, who tends to be one that
uses the sort non-sequitur
approach to her slippage pretty
much to an extreme as she's very
anti-Trump. And so they brought in
this little point, which is.
And it got a little traction,
which is let's contrast what Trump
did with this guy, with what he
did with the guy in Vegas, and to
prove he's a racist.
Oh, yeah, because this guy's
brown. But is he a citizen or just
a is he a resident alien?
Which is the correct Right.
They never mention that. Hmm.
Okay. Because a visa you know, the
visa diversity program implies
that you just have a green card.
Yeah, I think he's a green card
holder. Okay. The conflicting
reactions to two tragedies angered
some Muslim-American leaders.
Why the hypocrisy?
Why the double standards? And some
Las Vegas survivors who were
lobbying Capitol Hill today.
We knew that something needed to
be done, and we just assumed the
country was behind us. I think a
month later, we've seen nothing
happen. They're pushing for
legislation banning the kind of
devices that allowed Stephen
Paddock to wound 500 people in a
matter of minutes.
White House Press Secretary Sarah
Huckabee Sanders said today it
shouldn't surprise anyone that the
president is more focused on
immigration. The president has
been talking about extreme vetting
and the need for that for the
purpose of protecting the citizens
of this country since he was a
candidate long before he was ever
president. Despite some initial
GOP interest, a Senate bill
banning bump stocks currently has
40 Democratic co-sponsors, but no
Republicans. And the Senate
Judiciary Committee says it won't
even hold a hearing on bump stocks
until the Las Vegas investigation
is further along. Hmm.
The way she changed. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Very interesting.
Well, I got one clip from, uh,
When it comes to extreme vetting,
a change of heart from New York
Mayor Bill de Blasio, who was on
with the Cuomo kid on CNN. He's.
He's Democrat. So you think he'd
be against all of the things that
Trump wants?
The world has changed.
I've heard you talk about it with
your kids. And we're talking to
young people this morning when you
and I were growing up, Mr. Mayor,
if we saw the long guns and the
police presence like we see today,
it would have freaked us out. But
today there is a reassurance in
that.
But there's also a new dynamic.
Who does this? And you saw the
president weighing in this
morning. He's blaming this
presence of this man for seven
years in this country on what
they're calling an open border
policy, essentially. Yes, he came
in legally through a process,
through an airport.
I had been here many years, as so
far, we understand, without
incident or any flags to
authorities.
But there's blame here.
This is about Muslims.
This is about people wanting to
get us. And this is about
Democrats like you letting them in
too easily. How do you respond?
Look, the last thing the president
or anyone else should do is
politicize this tragedy.
We have to find out what happened
here. That work is going to be
done by the FBI, by the NYPD and
all of our partners to determine
exactly who this man is, what
moved him to this horrible act.
What's going on?
Is there any bigger ramification?
That's what we should be focused
on. But look, in the end, the last
thing we should do is start
casting aspersions on whole races
of people or whole religions or
whole nations. That only makes the
situation worse. The bottom line
is we anyone who wants to come to
this country should be very
thoroughly vetted as an
individual. But the minute you
start generalizing, especially to
a whole religion, then
unfortunately we're sending the
exact negative message that a lot
of our enemies want sent.
The terrorists want to affirm that
this nation is somehow
anti-Muslim. We've got this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's never been the message.
It's always been they hate our
freedom.
Now it's because we hate Muslims.
No, that's not the message.
We've got to change these
messages. That's not cool.
But he said it right there.
I want everyone to extreme
vetting. I found the John Act two
or three allocation of immigrant
visas. It's very interesting.
I actually found out there was a
notice on the on the Diversity
Visa lady lottery page at the
Department of State due to a
technical issue. The DV 2019 entry
period that began on October three
has been closed. Entries submitted
during October 3 to 10 are not
valid and have been excluded from
the system. They will not count as
duplicate entry. The technical
issue has been resolved and a new
full entry period will begin at
noon US Eastern Daylight time on
Wednesday, October 18th, 2017, or
until noon Eastern Standard Time.
Wednesday, November 22nd, 2017.
It's weird. I wonder what what
that was about. Just the glitch.
Glitch and those glitches.
Now let me see the let somebody
hack the system.
I'll just hack the system.
After all, they know more about it
than we do. The annual diversity
visa lottery, also known as the
Green Card Lottery, is a U.S.
government program that makes
55,000. I heard 50, but I guess it
says it right here.
This is on the official.
Yeah, they all said 50.
The official page which has a very
odd picture of the president
that's right there next to this
text. 50 5000 permanent resident
cards available every year to
persons from, quote,
underrepresented countries.
That's very interesting. I know at
least five Dutch people personally
who have won a green card lottery.
But I guess that talent isn't
underrepresented country who have
been less represented in
importance like a scam.
Listen to this. 55 thousand
permanent resident cards available
every year to persons from
underrepresented countries which
have been less represented in an
employment and family based
preference categories in the
United States of America and who
meet two basic eligibility
requirements. This year, 2017
Green Card Lottery Program is
called DV 2019. The year
successful applicants may enter
the United States of America on
the green card. They won and won.
That's how cool. It's like bingo
and is now open to all individuals
worldwide who meet two basic
requirements the program makes can
go permanent resident cards
available to the winners,
authorizing the winners and their
families to live, study and work
in United States and their
families to live, study and work
in United States of America.
Permanent Residence. The Green
Card Lottery Program is the United
States Congressionally mandated
program for receiving the United
States Permanent Resident Card,
also known as the USA Green Card,
and doesn't really explain
anything else other than the
guarantee. The Diversity Visa
Lottery program is the most
generous immigrant visa program in
the world, with up to 55,000
permanent resident cards allocated
yearly. If a person is unable to
qualify for family, refugee or
employment visa in the United
States, this is the only option
they have to immigrate to United
States. While luck is certainly a
key factor in the initial draw.
What are the odds? We should have
odds on this thing.
A scratch off.
This is the only option.
They have to immigrate to the
United States. While luckily.
Well, luck is certainly a key
factor in the initial draw.
Many important factors that affect
the applicant's chances of winning
a second. There is no way a Dutch
person can immigrate to the United
States because this is the only
way. That's bullcrap.
Because, of course they can.
Yeah. So this is a false premise.
Here's what I think is going on,
because what is not explained in
the text and maybe there's maybe
there's more legal texts that we
can find, our producers can work
on. It is how the I mean, is it is
it like a big I mean, seriously,
it's like a big bowl and they take
names out of the hat.
You know, it's a they have a you
know, like the the Powerball
lottery and they're turning a big
cylinder with ping pong balls in
it. Or is it something where
there's 55,000? And so if you're a
legislator, you can say, hey,
yeah, I don't need I need a couple
of those lottery green cards.
That's what I think this is.
I guess what it's kind of sounding
like. Hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm.
Very, very, very interesting.
Well, I.
I know tons of people who.
Can maybe provide us answers and
I'm going to have to reach out.
But I still need to find the
actual text of this put in and the
reasoning behind it.
But it's it's unfair.
What it is is just dumb.
It's a game show. In fact, What?
Now there's your answer.
Why don't we just make it an
actual game show?
I mean, this is a this is a this
is a format that is a winning
format. And now straight forward
errors go. Come on down, Mohamed.
Yeah. And yeah, we could have them
and we could do tests like
Mohammed. Here's your question.
Tune tuned.
What color is the White House?
Do you know all kinds of cool
stuff like that?
I think you got something.
And then we could always do an
Oprah moment where everybody in
the audience who, you know, would
be just a tourist.
Where, Guess what?
Look under your chair.
You all have a green card. Ooh.
Well, it sounds a lot like that
would be what's going on here.
Well, I think it's totally
salvageable. We just need to turn
it into a TV show.
Win, lose or be deported.
Yeah, that's actually a good one.
Should I go? That one. Go ahead.
Okay. Win. Yes or lose.
There you go. Perfect.
We'll work on it. It's a winner.
Yeah. Well, anyway, I want to make
a couple of points about that last
clip, which was they went on and
on about, oh, the president is
politicizing this, you know, when
do I think. I think he was.
But yeah, of course, he was
politically criticized for not
politicizing the Vegas thing,
according to Nancy Cortez report.
Yeah. Oh, he didn't say anything
about that. So he should have
politicized that, too, is what
they're kind of saying. And it's
like every time anything happens
to Democrats on the other side,
they politicize it, but they
usually bring it in the Second
Amendment. It's interesting.
When I was in yours, you couldn't
do it this, by the way.
I would in all the news.
And it becomes very apparent, you
know, that they really have no no
journos, no journalistic
resources. And most of the MFI
them in Europe, they just copy
whatever is in the U.S. newspapers
and you know, just translated,
which is work, you know, and I
have someone else do that and I
can read both fluently.
So I see one for one copy and
people are kind of sick of all the
Trump news.
You know, Trump farted today.
Why do we need to know?
Everyone's just like, this is
stupid. You know, we need to know
other things, like what really
happened to MH 17, you know, give
us the real data, give us the real
report.
People are getting mad about it.
It's no one's serving the interest
of the people over there to be
police. And this is and this is.
You hear the difference, though?
I hear the difference. You see the
difference with a I'm not I'm not
implying anything out of the
ordinary for me. But this is a
very real terror attack.
Everything is different if they
spend more time on this than
Vegas. Well, the thing is, we got
like we got the deputy director of
FBI taken the stage and we got the
the deputy attorney general.
I mean, the big guns came in for
this, but not in Vegas. Right.
I think that's probably the key
difference. Even though Vegas
could be a terrorist attack to.
It's. It's. Maybe listen to some
of these guys. Mm hmm. All right.
Uh, I'm trying to organize these.
We are? Spreadsheet came in.
Yes, I have that. I have that.
So we're good.
And it's going to be.
Unfortunately. Unfortunately.
Fortunately for us. But
unfortunately for the show, the
it's another long list of thank
you's we're going to have to
deliver.
And we're going to I'm trying.
I'm going to edit as I go so we
don't read it. There's a lot of
notes I've noticed have been
coming in that have been.
Kind of off topic.
Off topic a little bit too long,
perhaps we'll keep the format of
the previous time or two way too
long in this discussing family
matters. It's not really something
that he's interested in.
Well, except for the douche bag.
And you're telling me as douche
bag recall?
Yeah, that's always important.
Well, I do. I do have a couple of
things if we're done with this
momentarily. Couple of things
about, uh, you know, the.
The horrible media men.
What was that? What's the name of
that spreadsheet which is still
not surfaced? Shitty media men.
That's what it was.
Shitty media men. Yeah.
You have the fake to fake.
Well, I wanted to see it.
The shitty media. There was a good
one that came out totally out of
left field, literally.
NPR News has placed its top news
executive on leave tonight after
allegations surfaced that he
sexually harassed women when he
was Washington bureau chief of The
New York Times.
Yeah, they get so good.
Those allegations against senior
Vice President for news Michael
Oreskes, stemming from nearly two
decades ago, were first reported
by The Washington Post.
Two women say he kissed them
forcefully without their consent.
NPR media correspondent David
FOLKENFLIK reports.
FOLKENFLIK Get over here.
There was another less severe
incident of sexual harassment
alleged here at NPR. Less severe.
Gee, I guess you can grade this,
huh? I can't wait to hear how it
was less severe than that.
David joins us from our studios in
New York. And David, first, tell
us more about the allegations as
reported by The Post. So these
allegations, as you say, stretch
back nearly two decades and they
involve separate instances in
which two women who are unnamed
have not been willing to be
identified to date, say that
arrest is kind of kiss them as
they were trying to discuss their
job prospects with him at The New
York Times. They were expecting it
to be a job conversation.
Instead, he unexpectedly veered
in, kissed them on the lips, and
stuck his tongue down their
mouths. Without consent.
Without consent, I tell you.
Hey, baby. And you know, he was in
for the job prospect that this is
severe. This is this is the true
definition, the true definition of
sexual harassment.
This is I mean, he has power over
these women's careers, and he's
sticking his tongue in their mouth
without asking. Without asking and
stuck his tongue down their mouths
without consent. Okay.
How is NPR responding?
There's an investigation underway.
We're going to have a love in.
That's what we're going to do.
NPR's said it's looking into this.
And executives have confirmed to
me tonight that they've put
Michael Oreskes on leave.
As a matter of taking this
seriously. In addition, you're
alone, the ACLU has put out.
Yeah. Hey, if this guy I don't
want to just interrupt this, but
if this guy is that high up in
NPR, we must be able have a photo
of him. Oh, yeah.
You can find a photo of him.
And you know what? Not hot.
Well, I was. Yeah. What?
Michael, what is it?
I'll get for this.
I'll get it for you. Just ahead of
news, NPR had a news.
Michael Oreskes on Michael.
Alaska's on leave as a matter of
taking this seriously.
In addition, you're alone. The CEO
has put out a staff wide memo
saying he's got their back.
And that, you know, sexual
harassment is not welcome here.
And just to be clear, it's not
welcome here.
No, you must go next door to PBS.
And just to be clear about the
timeline. These are alleged
episodes that happened before
Oreskes was at NPR is a nebbish.
But wait. But wait. A nebbish.
Exactly. He's obviously.
He's the Weinstein of news.
Look at the guy.
I'm telling you, this guy.
The guy looks like a frog.
He looks like a frog looking frog
like nebbish. Nebbish.
And he to be very it be it would
be nasty to be kissed.
Yeah, very nasty. It's being made
by these two women have been filed
with lawyers here at NPR.
You are also reporting tonight
that there's been another
complaint filed by a younger
colleague here at NPR who has
filed a formal complaint with H.R.
against Oreskes. Can you tell us
what she is alleging? Yeah. Yes.
This dates back two years to an
episode in October 2015.
Rebecca HERSHER, she's a producer
on the Science Desk now, has had a
number of long term temporary
assignments at the network.
HERSHER took us up on his offer
when he visited out in NPR West
one time to get career advice and
guidance to talk about what lay
ahead for them. And she ultimately
connected with him in Washington,
D.C., at our headquarters.
Mid-afternoon appointment became
an invitation for drinks and then
dinner. And during that dinner,
she was 26 years old at the time.
He asked her a lot of questions
about her personal life, about her
boyfriend. Listen closely.
When he said, It's surprising to
me that any boyfriend or man could
keep up with you at another point.
He talked about a girlfriend being
his first sex girlfriend, and
there were a number of instances
that she claims made her feel
deeply uncomfortable.
From my point of view, every
little thing that he or I said
pointed to the relative difference
in power.
But he's the one with the power.
He gets to decide what we talk
about. And I am trying to keep all
men at a date. But it's also I get
to decide what you talk about.
That's how you get shit on the
radio. With a guy like that, with
a creep like that who's head of
news now wonder.
No wonder that's not a surprise.
And I'm sure it's not an isolated
incident within any organization,
but certainly not within MPR
because it's show business.
You think it's all just people
like I'm on the radio, I'm a
journo.
I'm very doing important work.
Oh, show business.
Did you hear me on the radio?
Hey. Well, yeah, I work for NPR.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Yeah.
Just so you. Mm hmm. Can't you
tell from my NPR cadence, I work
for NPR.
What could be the big deep.
And you put it in one of those
little sound boots around your
head. I think it's very important
that these people in news or out
in Hollywood is, you know, it's
all important to the women and men
involved. And in in Holland, call
man, the MeToo hashtag, which I
think has kind of died out.
And I was just talking about it,
but not really doing a lot of the
hashtag. I mean, there's whole TV
shows where some actor 30 years
ago, very similar to Kevin Spacey
30 years ago, you know, had sex
with the director. And the
director is famous now and this is
now and this was 30 years later
bringing this all out.
And, you know, and it's like, you
know, it wasn't for a job or
anything. It's like, oh, let me
just slip into bed with you.
They were drunk.
Very similar to Kevin Spacey.
And although I understand the
response that people have to Kevin
Spacey, imagine that you're
bisexual or and I'm not trying to
downplay anything because, you
know, I got a lot of pushback from
the keeper when I said, yeah,
look, the guy's, you know, he's
young, they're in the play, you
know, and whatever they drank, he
on top of them, kid pushes him off
and okay. I mean, it's not like I
hadn't been accosted when I was 14
by, you know, gay men trying to
come on to me. It happens.
It's not great. But for Spacey,
you know, he then also to say,
well, crap, now everyone knows I'm
gay.
I might as well tell you I'm gay.
And, you know, sad and sad that he
had to do that.
So then he gets ripped for it.
Yeah, totally. But he molested.
No, I don't know if he was
molested. You know, it's it's very
subjective.
Very, very subjective. It's not.
It's not great.
Again, it's happened to me.
But, you know, I, you know, go
away, creep. Done.
And I wasn't in the this also guy
while you were going on or if you
noticed, you had the actor now
what's his name?
The guy who played. Um.
In the movie with Tom.
I can't remember anything. Okay.
Tom Cruise and Hoffman got busted
for dusting off grab an ass or
something. 35 years ago, Dustin
Hoffman. So tiny, he probably
looks at women in their butt
crack.
The guy is like four foot nine.
Now There was. Yes.
This is not a not a very tiny guy.
Very tiny. But, you know, this is
seems a bit at some point seems
unfair. And what gets me is that
before the show you played it
sounded like a door. Somebody put
this together in a mix, what
sounded like Doris Day singing a
song called Boobs. Yeah.
I don't know if it's Doris Day.
It sure sounds like her.
You got to have boobs.
You know, I don't know if that's
Doris Day. Okay. Well, I don't
know who it is, but you got to
have it was I look it up.
I got discographies.
I'm sure you have the 78.
What do you mean?
You have to look it up.
I don't have that 78.
I would remember. It is so in that
song, she says three boomers might
be better.
One in the back for dancing.
Ruth Wallace.
I thought Ruth was okay. She's.
Yeah, she sounded like Doris Day,
so I thought that was kind of
rude. And what is it to me?
The boob in the back for dancing.
Meaning you be grabbing the boob?
Well, I'm looking at it. I'm. Look
at the album cover before you
continue, Ruth Wallace Greatest
Hits Boobs 19 Classic songs from
the Queen of Party records from
the original Masters. Oh, man.
You got to have boobs if you want
to impress tycoons and rubes.
You need boobs to fill out a
sweater, but need two.
You need two.
But three might be better.
Good times back in the day.
I'm thinking this is like and to
all the men out there and I
apologize to the female listeners.
This is mixed messages.
Yeah, it sure is. Mm hmm.
Make up your mind, ladies.
Yes, indeed. Indeed.
Again, of course, goes right back
to that Eliza Schlesinger
commentary and others.
If the guy's good looking, who's
going to complain?
Probably very few people.
That's why when I looked up this
guy, the news guy, he's not a guy
who's going to get a lot of
attention from the womenfolk.
Not typically. Certainly not.
Not based upon the appearance and
likely personal hygiene.
I'm just just looking at the guy.
I'm not so sure that's going to
happen. Why don't we do a little
bit of Russia stuff and then go to
our break? How does that sound?
Okay. You got anything you want to
lead us in? Well, if you're
talking about the Russia
investigation and all the nasty
stuff going on in the hearings,
that. Well, the hearings, I knew
that you would be checking out the
hearings maybe just to lead us
into the here. I didn't get that
much hearing material because it
was a I thought it was these guys.
Well, here's an example.
It's the typical question.
This is the typical answer.
They do. I think the company
should be called out for collusion
because they obviously colluded
with each other. I'm talking about
Facebook, Twitter and Google
because they all sent their chief
attorney. Their chief counsel.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
That's racketeering, isn't it?
Or or is it? What is it that would
be anti-competitive? Yeah.
No, I don't think it would be any
either one of those. But there is
a collusion aspect to it and
there's no reason you can't talk
amongst each other if you all have
called to a meeting.
But they all got to. Obviously,
they call each other and say, What
are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
This is terrible. Well, let's just
send our top lawyer.
Okay, That's a great idea.
And the stupid lawyers come up
there, then they're just say
nothing. They don't know anything
and they all know anything about
policy and the classic and they're
brown nosing the senators.
And here's a good example of them,
brown nosing the senators.
The typical question at Senate
hearings. So how do you know
they're Russians and what are you
looking for there when you're
talking about Russians in
retrospect? Right.
That's a great question. That is
clearly not a great question.
If almost every lawyer kept
saying, That's a great question.
That's a great question.
That is what lawyers do when they
have to cover up an answer.
And it's also it gives them
thinking time and it complicates a
whole number of reasons for it,
but it's because they really don't
want to answer anything.
Now, the question the one question
I nailed, which is an answer, this
is a back and forth between I
can't remember there is a
Republican, but this particular
back and forth made the whole
hearing thing a joke.
Because this hearing is about
Russians colluding, not Russians
colluding. This is about Russians
and mostly advertising with these
three guys. That's what these
three guys were there for. Because
the Russians were exploiting the
system. And this particular clip
says it all. This is the Facebook
ads, 81 million versus Senate
hearing. Mr. Stretch, how much
money did the Russians spend on
ads that we now look back as
either disruptive or politically
intended? Is that $100,000 is
approximately what I'm asking your
company? Yes. Approximately how
much did they pay before the
election?
The I've seen the number 44,000.
Is that right? So six after 44
before the the ad impressions ran
46% before the election.
The remainder after the election,
30 6%. Well, if I had a consultant
that was trying to impact an
election and spent only 46% of the
money before Election Day, I'd be
pretty upset about that, I think.
But so. So they spent $46,000.
How much did how much did the
Clinton.
That's a very good point.
So they the majority of the spend,
as we call it, came out 100 came
came after the election. Yeah.
And so the total that they
actually spent was $46,000.
And we're having a Senate
Intelligence Committee.
Nice hearing over this. 40 just
crummy.
And this money is ridiculous.
Amount of money so low.
Let me finish.
But so So they spent $46,000.
How much did how much did the
Clinton and Trump campaign spend
on Facebook during I assume,
before the election for they were
organized and then the other group
approximately combined
approximately $81 million, 81
million and before the election.
Yes. Well, they just don't know
how to do it right. The Russians
clearly have cracked the code of
marketing. 46,000 versus 81
million. And we're making a fuss
to the point that we're wasting
taxpayer money on this on this
investigation of collusion because
of this massive amount of money
that was spent.
And are you kidding me?
And on collusion for a moment,
here is America's favorite lawyer,
Alan Dershowitz. Best argument
against having a special counsel
and special counsel is looking
only for crimes.
There are no crimes in collusion.
Take the worst case scenario here.
Even a federal criminal statute
that says collusion. No.
Look, let's take the worst case
scenario. This never happened.
Candidate Trump calls Vladimir
Putin and says, Lad, do I have a
deal for you? You want to get rid
of the sanctions?
I want to be president.
You want me to be president?
I'll help you get rid of the
sanctions. Terrible. Horrible.
Not a crime. There's nothing in
the criminal statute book against
that. Maybe there should be, but
there isn't. That's why we should
never have had a special counsel.
We should have had a bi partizan
or nonpartisan independent
commission like 911, like the
Warren Commission, looking into
the relationship between Russia
and American elections.
Whether it impacts Democrats or
Republicans. Correct.
In other words, both sides of the
political aisle. So we want to get
to the bottom of it.
And the one thing about criminal
prosecution that doesn't get to
the bottom of it, all it does is
it prosecutes people based on
proof beyond a reasonable doubt
behind the closed doors of grand
juries.
Exactly the opposite of that.
It's a great point because the
bipartisan approach commission
would have been transparent.
That's right. Right.
So it's not even illegal. No.
Know, this is ridiculous.
It's great. Now, the only other
thing that was kind of
interesting, I think I don't know
if it's the right clip or not, but
this is the hearings, Russian IP
issue we were looking for, for
signals. Not everyone identifies
themselves as a Russian,
especially these malicious actors.
So we're looking at things like
whether it be is the person
wearing a hat, a big furry hat
that might be a signal that he's
Russian. So we're looking at
things like whether they
registered in country in Russia.
Do they have a Russian phone
number? Are they on a Russian
mobile carrier? Do they have a
Russian email address?
Are they coming in from a Russian
IP? Have they ever logged in?
You'll see in a retrospective work
we looked at. Have you ever logged
in at any time from Russia?
That's the entire way of seeing if
it's a Russian, if it has a
Russian IP address.
If they're using a phone that's in
Russia. This whole thing is a joke
in here.
Let me mention something.
I was wondering why I never
thought much about it until I
heard this.
I was wondering why the Russians.
It was some. It was recently, but
about six months ago. The Russians
have have kind of kicked out all
the VPN vendors that were running
their stuff through Russia.
Oh, really? I didn't know that.
Yeah, I had a VPN that had a
Russia IP and I would use it once
in awhile because it was extremely
quick. I mean, it was like really
blazingly fast.
You should be careful. Realize I'm
it looks like I'm coming in
through Russia.
You should be careful with that.
Well, give a careful about what?
But I could see somebody was some
fake, you know, some scammer here
in New York and a building was
grinding away and they decided to
make it look like it came from
Russia. You just. You jump on your
VPN, click on Russia, go through
some Moscow server, and then
you're looking like you're a VIP
from Russia. You're hired.
And the Russians, meanwhile, are
saying, Hey, you're hired to say
not to say that half of these guys
that spent a huge $46,000 on the
campaign weren't from Russia.
They probably were. Okay.
Well, I can see how you can really
make it look like somebody is from
someplace else. Well, there is a
there's a reason for this.
It has nothing to do with the
collusion. It has to do with
regulating the Internet.
And to these yahoos, these jokes.
There's two things. Is regulating
the Internet and making sure that
they can also become president
with $46,000 because they're that
stupid. And listen to the
competition with Brussels and
Philip mudd, former CIA douche and
Jeffrey Toobin, current New York
Times Jew Jews do shift with what
they want to happen because of
this horrible, horrible event.
Wolf, CNN has obtained a copy of
Facebook's written testimony.
This is the testimony that they
will present to lawmakers in a
series of public hearings this
week. It includes a very
significant detail content
generated by the Russian troll
farm known as the Internet
Research Agency that was seeking
to meddle in American politics
through social media.
That content was served to 126
million Facebook users in the
United States, according to
Facebook. Now, did that come out
in the hearing for the 40? $6,000.
You can get 126 million
impressions for $46,000.
What's that? CPM? Yeah. Come on.
What's that?
CPM calculated like $0.70 or not?
Yes. No, it can't be that. No.
No, it's got to be.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.
Okay.
So at 100,000 rate, Not at 46.
It's probably about a quarter.
Well, they have 102.
This makes no sense in the United
States, according to Facebook
estimates. That is more than half
the total U.S. voting population.
That is, you can reach more than
half the U.S. total U.S. voting
population with $46,000.
I'm supposed to believe this
because I want that campaign.
Yeah, me too. I'll resell it.
That is more than half the
distinguished no agenda. Yeah.
We'll take a 10th, please.
We're okay with the 12 million
people. Just give us that four
four grand population.
That is a significant number.
Now, of course, one ad, one story
promoted or created and generated
into somebody's timeline doesn't
necessarily mean that they saw it.
It doesn't necessarily mean that
they've influence. Oh, she can't
talk like that, man.
The same goes for TV ads.
We can't tell if they really were
watching the way that they voted
in the 2016 campaign or the way
they felt about American politics.
But that is an extraordinary
number. And it is so much higher,
Wolf, than the reach that Facebook
had previously disclosed.
And it's so much cheaper than our
ad rate card.
We're in real trouble, bro.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg
initially said it was crazy to
think that Russian meddling had
any influence in the 2016
election. Then they said ads
bought by the Internet Research
Agency may have reached more than
10 million voters.
We're now looking at a number of
126 million Americans who may have
been exposed to content generated
by this troll farm, which is
backed by the Kremlin.
Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
Dylan Byers, thanks very much.
It is pretty amazing, I'm telling
you. For that, Phil Mudd, what
does that say to you when you hear
those those kinds of numbers and
the success of this Russian troll
farm? I'm in the wrong business.
I can't I can't overestimate the
significance of this. Let me tell
you why the United States is
focused on questions like you're
getting clip of the day, put it on
at the end.
What did Trump advisers do?
What's happening now in terms of
these revelations about Facebook
have to twist government on its
head when we go forward two years?
The question Congress should be
asking is how do we ensure that
the US intelligence community,
which is going to be very nervous
about cooperating with a bunch of
techies out in Silicon Valley is
passing information about Russian
activities on the Internet.
So Facebook, real time.
I'm not talking about 30 days.
I'm talking about real time can
take stuff off the Internet.
What I'm saying, Wolf, is we need
a war room where the National
Security Agency and the CIA and
the FBI are together with
Facebook, giving that Facebook top
secret information to react to the
government just doesn't work that
way today. They got to get this
stuff off the Internet. But,
Jeffrey, it raises all sorts of
legal questions, right?
Oh, it's it's you know, this is a
real brave new world.
And, you know, we often talk about
media bias and, you know, what is
Fox do? What does MSNBC do?
The real news source for so many
Americans is their Facebook feed.
And there is almost no quality
control into what goes into
Facebook feed. Facebook doesn't
tell us what the algorithm is that
chooses what stories we get.
They don't tell us. Now they say
they are going to start telling us
is like, who's paying for
everything that people see in
their Facebook feed? So it goes to
the whole idea of how voters are
persuaded of their views now.
And, you know, Facebook is making
a very slow and very cautious
start, but they have a big
responsibility for how American
politics works now, and they
really haven't stepped. For the.
Yeah, that's right.
Just take stuff off the Internet.
First Amendment be damned.
One of the one of the news
organizations.
I don't have them wears makeup.
She noticed no notice.
No one's calling for 90 ICE's
videos to be taken off the
Internet or be taken off YouTube.
No one's calling for that.
But all the Russian collusion ads.
Yeah, they got to go in real time.
We need a war room.
Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah.
Where's this guy that just ran
over all these people and they
found all this stuff on his phone?
Where did you get it from? Yeah,
believe me, it's not downloaded
videos.
So ABC went to the troll factory.
They got a guy in Moscow, they
went to Petersburg and they went
in and tried to bust into the
place. He's knocking on the door
trying to get in.
And it's a very funny story.
I'm actually stunned, you know,
because we always hear all Putin's
got a lock down on all the stars
and they just walked right in.
They tried. They didn't get very
far, but is beside the point
because some of the other stuff
that comes out in this report,
they found a woman who work there
and she's now working for an
alternative newspaper.
And I don't understand why this
wasn't shut down by Putin, by the
way they talk about Putin.
And but it's just it's a very
funny report. Why didn't they
throw this guy out of Russia, this
this ABC reporter?
But here we go. And if you ever
had any doubts about Russian
meddling, their efforts to
influence Americans to like Dan
Harris and what he discovered
inside a nondescript building in
St Petersburg, it is safe to say
they were not happy to see him
from ABC News and the United
States. We're in St Petersburg,
Russia, trying to get inside a
building known as the troll
factory. Here, we're told dozens
of Internet trolls are hard at
work trying to exploit America's
divisions like the Keebler elves.
Security guards push us out,
threatening to call the police.
Not far away, we meet Ludmilla
Savchenko, a journalist who went
undercover in 2015, working in the
troll factory for about $700 a
month. What was your job when you
were working there?
What did you have to do all day?
Oh, she tells me she would invent
fictional characters and then post
under their names with topics
carefully selected by her bosses.
She says she and some of her
fellow trolls shot these
undercover videos inside the
building, showing tight security
and rows of trolls typing away.
I want a new T-shirt. Okay.
I want a T-shirt that says Russian
troll on the front and fake
American on the back.
It's a museum. Beautiful.
No agenda shop.
Now there's more on the clip.
And I know there's some.
She said I have a roll back.
Well shot. These are covered.
You got it. Enroll it back.
You see there? Yeah.
You said you got it.
I'm being quiet. I'm leaving.
Never mind.
I know when I kick the keyboard.
Dang. I guess on. Kick it. Okay.
All right. Let me mention what she
says, what she said there.
They show the video, the
underground video.
Supposedly heavy security.
The heavy security.
For one thing, all the doors are
these glass doors you find in,
like, an old fashioned office
buildings. Yeah. And the heavy
security consisted of a key going
in the lock and opening the glass
door. Oh, man. Ooh, look at it.
That's the heavy security.
And then the video went into the.
A troll factory showing these is
just a bunch of typical dudes
named Ben or not even that level
at terminals. There's about, I'd
say maybe 20 of them, maybe a
dozen, you know, 20.
What happened to 150 or you know,
how many there supposed to be?
They work him to death. I think
they make him work 12 hours a day.
You can get a lot of a lot of
action. It's also it's also a
great name for a bar. Come on.
It's ladies night at the troll
factory. But this is a very funny
report and I will play the rest of
it. I do have a comment.
Says she and some of her fellow
trolls shot these undercover
videos inside the building showing
tight security and rows of trolls
typing away. This man, Alan BSkyB,
told an independent liberal
Russian TV station he worked in
the unit that specifically
targeted America.
One minute he said you needed to
be a redneck from Kentucky and
then later you had to be some kind
of white dude from Minnesota.
And then in 15 minutes, you need
to be from New York writing
something in black slang, a
racist. Trump releasing several of
the thousands of ads bought by
Russian trolls. And just look at
this tweet from during the
election. Hold on. Stop.
This is very interesting.
I'm going to roll that back again
because the Russians have no
scruples and are not.
I'm just taking the side of how
effective this is. And because
they have no political correctness
and don't have to present
something the client might be
offended by or everyone's worried.
They just plain about it. Yeah.
I am going to sound like a redneck
from Kentucky. I'm going to sound
like a white dude from Wisconsin.
And then I'm going to sound like a
New Yorker with black slang.
And you know what? Guess what?
People? It works from New York
writing something in black slang.
Tonight, lawmakers releasing
several of the thousands of ads
bought by Russian trolls.
And just look at this tweet from
during the election falsely
telling fans of Hillary Clinton
they can avoid the line and vote
from home. The trolls even using
an image of the comedian Aziz
Ansari on that way.
No wonder they didn't want to let
us in to see their work.
And Dan Harris with us tonight.
Dan, you're also learning that
these Russian trolls went to
extraordinary lengths to learn
about America.
That's right, David. One ex troll
tells us some of his colleagues
actually traveled here to the U.S.
in order to better understand our
culture. Another tells us the boss
has made all of the trolls.
Watch the Netflix show House of
Cards. Oh, my. You know what?
You're getting the clip of the day
for that one.
I was dutifully Little John-John.
Rows of trolls. Yeah, I know.
That's a show title. Totally.
I like ex trolls. Extra.
Hey, man, you used to do for a
living, sir.
I was a troll, not an ex troll.
What do you do? I inform troll.
I'm an ex troll and a podcaster.
Yeah. I was thinking about this.
And this is Billy. This is Tory.
Is Billy? Yeah. You were an extra
on their podcast.
Your building in St Petersburg.
They have pictures of it and they
did. Yeah. Trying to get in the
front door and all the rest.
But if anybody thinks for a minute
that we don't have sort of
patients in this country run by
public relations, what are you
talking about? It's called Voice
of America and we're not hiding
it. It's the Broadcast Board of
Governors. We're not hiding it.
Well, I'm not talking about that
group. I'm talking about the tech
or techno experts.
I'm talking about public relations
agencies that will do the
politically incorrect stuff like
you talked about them doing in
Russia. They're not going to do
envoys in America. I don't.
And let's face it.
What was Clinton up to and what
was that? What was the election
2012 election of Putin when she
had her controls over it?
Yeah, she was in trouble running
NGOs in and out of the place.
She had control schools throughout
Eastern Europe where they were
schooling their trolls.
Yeah, Yeah. Camp summer, troll
camp, troll, summer camp, troll.
But the government actually can't.
You know, you couldn't write this
if even if Netflix gave you $100
million, you couldn't write this.
This is to be a comedy show.
In fact, House of Cards be an
interesting sitcom.
Well, listen, House of Cards,
there's no no wonder it has to
stop. Not because Kevin Spacey
might be a molester or Masha and
gay. No, not because of that is
because it's not like reality
anymore. They need Russians
watching us cards as there as a
documentary. They have a new one
coming called House of Trolls.
I don't write that one down too.
This is just ridiculous.
House of Trolls. I was the troll.
Is the new black or a fair and on
Z? Are you using his image? Yeah.
It is too delicious to believe.
Yeah. This is hilarious.
Oh my goodness. They were making
such a fuss about these clowns,
and it's just like.
And I didn't get this clip on the
hearings, but one of these guys,
Angus, or one of these jokers on
the House Intelligence Committee
filled with nutcases, went on and
on about this is war and we've got
to what are we going to do?
This is the same as the
information war. We got to have a
special division of the armed
forces for them. It's just
unbelievable how they're taking
this. But if if the if is the
understanding that our
intelligence services do not
already have the entire
information war based rooms and
and, you know, rows and rows of
trolls, then we are really behind
the eight ball. So that's got to
be just bunch of crap.
It's got to be a bunch of crap
because we're not that stupid.
We have and the public and again,
I draw it back to the public
relations agencies. I know for a
fact that some of them have troll
houses and I guess the spy
agencies have a bunch of trolls in
the Big Joe's big giant buildings.
There's probably whole departments
dedicated to it. Sure.
And if there is not, why not?
It wouldn't make no sense. I would
throw out everybody that's
supposedly in the intelligence
community if they're not doing
this to a maximum scale, unlike
the troll house in Russia, which
is small potatoes. Seriously. Oh.
I know I'm at a loss.
I'm at a loss. I'm at a loss.
I mean, these people really take
themselves seriously when they're
talking about this stuff on the
TV. Yes. And do they go?
Do they go home? I don't think.
Good job.
I talked about the trolls.
I don't know how they can even do
this report with a straight face.
I would be I would. I would be on
my Facebook, on the ground, on my
Facebook, my face.
Just off my face. Is crazy.
Well, great segment.
And it has spawned several
businesses and t shirt line.
I'm very happy with this.
I mean, wow. Even a PR agency, you
just just could call it House of
Trolls. Yeah.
Or, you know, I would be stunned.
I don't know how you advertise.
I suppose you can go from CEO to
CEO, but I discussed this exact
topic with the CEO of a major
advertising company.
About doing this.
Not that I want to be me doing it,
but about anybody doing it.
Are they? And this is years ago.
This is probably around. 2000.
Mm hmm. And they they're all.
Oh, there is. She said that
they're all aware of this issue as
what it could, what you could
possibly do online if you had just
a bunch of bullshit artists just
typing away and getting themselves
in forums. For instance, how about
if I were Samsung and I want to
discredit the iPhone ten?
I could have I could hire the
House of Trolls Agency and they
could start, you know, putting all
kinds of memes out there about,
you know, all the just lies, you
know, about the facial
recognition, what's being done
with that. And, you know, you
could do all kinds of things.
Yeah.
And I'm sure that's happening.
It could be. Well, it's.
It's the only way to go.
Sun wouldn't surprise me. I would
think that Apple does the same
thing because there's all these
rumors blowing up, all these, you
know, making a big scene about
these galaxies that were blowing
up the Node seven. Sure. Sure.
That's a that is a troll, a troll
agency's dream, that story.
But it's I would think that what
you'd want to do, we could do
this. Another is to say, okay, I'm
writing it, I'm taking notes.
We could start the troll house or
house of trolls. I think we call
it the house of trolls as as a
subcontractor. Yep.
All the contracts would be private
and under non-disclosure. Yep.
By us and by them.
So nobody could say whose work who
we're working for. Yeah.
Total black box. Black box.
And so we would be assigned, we'd
get an assignment from some
advertising company or say,
someone at work and say they
advertisers for General Motors.
Yeah. And we would go and we would
start to you would be a triple
edged approach because you'd have
the PR people may be planting
stories about Ford, those vans,
those little SUVs, killing people
with their carbon monoxide. Yeah.
Yes. Yes.
So that would be your target.
Be Ford and the utility and the
carbon monoxide problem with the
SUV. Yeah, that would that would
be our troll target.
That's the troll tree. And what we
would do, they would do the
straight up stuff and saying, hey,
you know, you guys should cover
this story is not you know, it's
pretty interesting. And maybe we
can give you some information And
they're working for General Motors
and but they're looking like
public servants. We meanwhile go
on the on the Internet, so we just
go after them in all car.
How come they don't cover it more?
You're just tons of really nasty
tweets and trolls.
And we would also set up a troll,
a troll arm of tweeted Twitters,
Twitters and you'd said you'd get
maybe 100 of them.
You get 100 people, and then they
could create maybe 200 accounts.
That's that's a low number.
They could do much more trolls be
much more. But let's say they can
each do, let's say a thousand
accounts each and there'd be 100
guys doing a thousand accounts.
And a thousand accounts are all
follow a thousand accounts.
And so they'd all have a mediately
have a 10,000 followers, right?
Yes. Yes, of course. Yeah.
And because you'd be multiplying
it by that many and then you do
another thousand, you just, you
just be following each other.
It would be a fake bunch of
followers. So instead of having
and then you'd buy followers to
everybody that some of the main
accounts would you go buy
followers for nothing? So you have
every one of these accounts that
have 30,000 followers, at least
minimum. And then so they don't
look like the you know, you see
this when you go on the Twitters,
you see a guy is slamming you
about something, you go check him
out. He's got two followers.
This guy just signed up yesterday.
Who cares what he says? But we've
got 30,000 followers and you look
like you're powerful and you have
a thousand of these accounts and
they start going after somebody.
Yeah. You know, in a in a very
concerted way. And they're by the
way, you're always creating new
accounts because you know you're
going to get busted here and
there. Yeah, I think you make
serious money. And this is a very
interesting idea as a retirement
plan for us and the audience.
If you look at the infrastructure
of the No Agenda show, we have the
perfect house of troll setup.
Here's how it works. We start
doing a phony baloney story on the
show, and ultimately it all just
the clients that we're talking
about. And we'll talk about the
carbon monoxide problem.
And we have our war room, our
trolls, the troll room, that's the
chat room, and they'll be hearing
this. And we have great artists.
They'll make means of, you know,
there's the for, you know, people
dying inside the for, you know,
their heads, you know, flop and
down crashing into stuff
everyone's died big enhanced Ford
logos Yeah and and you know we
have an audience that is very
they're digital natives that's
going to put in the pitch deck our
audience. So our troll farm
consists of digital natives so
they don't know no better and
they'll just, you know, everyone's
just going to start posting that
everywhere. And we got two dudes
named Ben who can fire up some
bots. We have the infrastructure
and we could then give money back
to our audience as our retirement
plan. Now you're talking, I'm
telling you. So we just keep it to
no agenda show.
We got a great cover. We got ten
years worth of cover and we can
just slip stuff in. Yeah.
Ford And we'd have a little signal
or die.
Yeah, we'd have a little signal.
So everybody knows that, you know?
Oh, yeah. So it's silent when, you
know, a good one might be the that
triggering sound, this thing.
Ooh, No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't think we should.
That too harsh. How about, uh.
Why is that not working? Hmm?
Yeah. No, that's too harsh.
We have to come up with some
methodology to make the insiders
know what we're up to.
Yeah, it could be me. I think it's
a huge money maker, because these
accounts, these public relations
accounts, these retainers are like
$30,000 a month before you do
anything.
And there's plenty of them. $300.
I know the singers.
I know the signal. It's obvious.
We'll give a little test. So,
John, have you been seeing all
these reports about Ford?
And there. Yeah. All right.
This is doable.
This one is on the table.
This is much better. Well, we
could always do our, you know, our
Bitcoin derivative troll coin,
but, you know, that's all.
That's all secondary.
I think that this is a very
feasible idea. You and I are
certified marketing experts.
I don't wanna say we're the best,
but we're pretty darn good.
We're good. And I think we have
enough experience in all media.
Yeah. And we can come up with the
payment system for everybody, you
know, based upon whatever.
Or maybe just do it like, you
know, your member of the club.
Everyone gets a cut.
I mean, there'll be play.
We'll be rolling in dough.
There'll be plenty of money to go
around. I don't mind sharing.
I'm very excited about this.
Not just happy to see you actually
excited. And with that, I'd like
to thank you for your courage and
say in the morning to you, John,
see you at the C stands for
Colluding trolls Durack in the
morning to you Mr. Adam Curry in
the morning to all ships said she
boots on the ground, feet in the
air, subs in the water and all the
names and nights out there in the
morning to the troll room.
We need a new domain name.
You can find them on no agenda
stream dot com. That's where the
trolls hang out and they're
practicing for our retirement.
And I also want to say in the
morning to Nick Rat who had just a
fabulous piece of artwork for
episode nine or seven seven.
The title of that was 63 Genders.
This was George Herbert Walker
Bush as Sir Coppafeel with, you
know, pulling the queen out of the
deck of cards.
That was beautiful piece, Nick.
Totally not it.
He just nailed it.
Just nailed it. Fantastic.
Yeah, It was cute. All right.
That no agenda generator?
I should say no generator. Sorry.
No agenda. Our generator icon.
Just so everyone knows where they
can upload the art.
We appreciate what everyone does.
We have a number of people to
thank with and and notes to read.
And it's another big day.
So it'll be at least whatever the
last show was was probably a
little longer because this is our
last this was the last hurrah for
our offer. Two for one offer,
which does end at midnight. So the
probably a few laggards, but no
more ligers after that because I'm
actually shutting down those
links.
So let's start with Dr. Ben.
Pupils. Bergen Hills.
Bergen, What do you think? Yeah, I
think Hills Bergen sounds about
right. Aylesbury and Aylesbury
came in with 1543 sets of 2143,
1500 dollars, 40, 15, 43, 21.
Okay, we'll get it eventually.
All right. And he is actually kind
of a funny note after listening to
6 hours of producers programing
from, he says. Now, after
listening to six plus hours of
other producers stepping up time
after time after time after time
and time again for the official
10th anniversary show, I felt a
desperate need to step up and pay
for my freeloading.
Indeed, I figured I'd absorbed
close to 1500 hours worth of no
agenda in my eight years of
listening, so I'd one buck an
hour.
Here are some of the cheapest.
Edutainment money can buy value
for value and still come out
ahead. Here's your 1540 $3.21. I
hope this donation can absolve my
eight years of douche genius.
He needs a deduction. Yep.
We got that on deck.
If you've been duped.
I'd like to receive double credits
and claim an instant barony.
Yes, I would do it.
And that's good. I'd like to be
knighted to serve DMV.
Healer of pets.
Baron of Southwest Michigan.
I beseech beseech Sir Sean
Connelly to grant me the small
territory of southwestern Michigan
under his protectorate of the
Federal Reserve District seven.
The best podcast in the universe
has forever changed my reality.
You've lifted the scales from my
eyes, exposing truths in this
world that sometimes can be quite
jarring to my decades of dimension
B programing. Oh.
Thank you for providing that.
We get the number of Dimension B
folk. Yes, it of course, it took
him eight years to do better to
realize it. Maybe.
Thank you for providing some of
the best news analysis I've come
across in my 48 years on this
planet. It's always fresh, often
funny, and mostly correct.
Dr. Ben No, I get that mostly
correct thinkers, mostly a
dimension B person will never.
No, no, never say always.
Oh, no, no, no, no. And be done.
And we got an email.
This is way, way, way.
But it was he asked for here.
Oh, I'm sure there's choice.
Jingles and cover for all. Yeah.
Okay. Ooh. Oh, dear.
You've got karma. All right.
Speedy Rider. Yeah. Email from.
And I do have it. I printed it out
prematurely when it drops.
Here it is. And proof that it's
there in my hand. We can also
change our peerage system going
ahead. Troll, upper troll, you
know, service troll.
You have all different kinds of
levels instead of knights and
barons, etc.. You know, while
you're still thinking about that
thing. Oh, my God. I mean, I'm
going to be dreaming about this.
This is my dream job.
Yeah, we're not going to.
Well, maybe at some point we get
shrimp. Yeah. Although I'm a
donor, I feel like a boner having
only donate ten bucks here and 15
bucks there in the past.
But a twofer. How could I not make
it up today also? And he came in
with 1500 dollars note is going to
get it read in full.
The great challenge might tell
them my interpretation of value
for value instead of value being
money given in recompense for
valuable knowledge received from
you and Adam.
Why not switch it around?
Use a donation to create value for
your contribution.
Got a great tip for the show.
Send it in with 15.
I'm only reading this because he
sent so much money. I would have
skipped this normally sending it
with a $15 donation.
So John and Adam know it's worth
their time to look at it.
Awesome clip that it might be to
hear 40 bucks along with an MP
three genius theory about the M
five end is in five M is up to $75
to let them know you haven't
really thought about it. Okay.
Nice. It won't work. I don't like
it won't work under any
circumstances that sometimes
people send stuff in with great
intentions, but it's just no good.
Yeah. So. And if they put money
attached to it, then we'd have to,
like, maybe give it more attention
it deserves.
That's paid for play, man.
Yeah, that's no good. PR play is
not the same as value for value.
Also, you can't attach an MP three
to do any sort of donation to
money. No. Anyways, so as an act
of complete self and great
aggrandizement, I've decided this
idea is worth 1500 dollars and
that's in my included donation.
So you say Yes, but here's the
problem. Hundred dollars.
When anyone wants to send in 1500
dollars, we will read your note,
which would have this great idea
in it, which I just did.
And that would work.
Yeah, I think.
Yeah, that would work. Yeah.
But we're not going to do it.
And that is what we could do.
A 1500? Well, no, no, but we're
not going to do the attaching.
I'd be willing to do anything.
No, but we appreciate.
We appreciate you thinking along
with us, Peter. Yeah. With the
doubling of that, going back and
doing any special record keeping,
this should make me an insta
baron. Well, we would naturally
count to as an anarchist.
I agree with Hendrik Sprit that
the feudal system is an
alternative. The sovereign state
is contractual and volunteer as to
nature. So that. So in that vein,
I would like to be knighted.
Anarchy is knight.
Okay, You had a pencil because
you're going to get a horse with a
holistic different.
You mean he's not out?
Okay, So he's not on a whole.
No, he wouldn't be.
Because I got to know in my hand.
Yes, I'm quite aware.
I'm going to your friends to turn.
Indifference of my Tyrolean
grandparents. And I hope it is
factoring in the European
experiment. Experiment?
My brothers of Tyrol can be free
from Austrian Italy, from my bare
genetic to see. I would like to
use the language of the Kaiser,
Kaiser, Tim, OSS, Drake and beef
fry hair Writer, Von Bonneville,
educator, adjudicator of the Land
of the Ancient Lake Bonneville.
Okay, let's do that again.
So it's going to be he's going to
go down as anarchy is night. Yes.
And I'll know we can be right by
her writer Von Bonneville.
Well, what? You just have to give
it to me again so I can hear it.
Fry hair. Fry hair. Writer.
Writer. It was his last name.
Von Bonneville.
Below in any valley.
Von Bonneville. Adjudicator.
Adjudicator of the land of the
Ancient Lake and
Bonneville of the Ancient.
Lake of Bonneville. Okay.
All right. No jingles. Thank you.
All right. Just a shout out to my
smoking hot girlfriend, Adrianne,
who has made me happier than
anything for the past four years.
Don't worry, baby. This donation.
This donation hasn't sent me back
too much on that engagement ring I
keep promising.
And Carmen for everybody.
Oh, so it does, wasn't it? Yeah.
You've got karma. Onward.
Onward down the list.
Down the list. We go.
Hopefully, sir. Kobe Hung.
He is $101,117 flat out.
And he is John Adam finally caught
up with the four plus seven plus
for our celebration shows and want
to take advantage of the bug off
deal to become a viscount
accounting blow. I am claiming my
protectorate of Hong Kong.
I think that might be taken if my
viscount it is okay if my Viscount
allows it to expand my
protectorate to cover the province
of Guangdong, Mainland China.
China. China. Yeah, it definitely
can have that. Okay.
Thank you for your courage.
Show me some therapy. Good karma.
You've got karma.
You know, your veto on the goat is
just not happening. People are way
too happy with the goat.
Yeah, well, they got to get over
it. I. There's a radio station
called the Goat. Apparently.
Is there?
Yeah, that's what the jingle.
I just played the goat. Sir.
Hank. Earl of New York City.
Uh, you know, I'm having trouble.
My cursor. Here it goes.
I got it. I think I got it just
right here in Manhattan to remind
him. No opening. Not opening.
Uh, let's see. I got it.
Credit, sir. Hank.
Earl in New York. Thanks for ten
years of excellent deconstruction
and helping to helping me keep my
sanity instead of being sucked in
by the five M's breathless
coverage of events.
Coming in late to the 10th
anniversary party. But the wall to
wall coverage of all the terrorist
attack right here in Manhattan
reminded me what the best podcast
in the universe and its
deconstruction means to my sanity.
Wishing you a happy 10th.
Looking forward to many years to
come with this bug off donation.
I will. It'll bring me to the next
title upgrade accounting attached
henceforth. That would be further
expand my territory and claim the
title of shorthand.
Duke of New York. Nice.
That's good.
That's a big deal to get to do.
Dahlia. Yeah. Jingle requests stop
the hammering, followed by house
renovation, goat scream, Karma.
Stop the hammering.
You've got karma.
And on where Ryan zinger parts
unknown It looks like a overlords
finished my neighborhood right
before the 10th anniversary show
but didn't get knighted due to a
glitch in the process.
Not sure of this specific instant.
Qualifies me for Black Night.
Actually, it does. Either way,
John seem annoyed on Sunday show
by the number of people donating
via PayPal, not adding their notes
at that time. Felt like John was
speaking directly to me.
You talking to me through the
podcasting. So I figured I'd take
advantage of the double credit one
more time and buy my way back into
his good graces. Oh, thank you.
Good. It worked. This $1,000
double to 2000, along with my soon
to be knighthood status didn't
make me a baron. Yes, it does.
So he needs to be knighted? Yep.
Well, he's on the list. Okay, then
please dub me Baron Ryan.
And he wants to be the head of the
Barony of Black Hills and forgot
Tonia. Hmm. Okay. All right.
All yours will be done.
Will be done.
Audio smoke close to you? Yeah.
You must say, uh, Andrew Bentley,
please turn this monitor sign.
You read it? No way. I'm not
centered near here, which everyone
says to me. Yes, yes.
Understated. You had a line you
could use that said Just your
giggle. Andrew Bentley, $1,000
from Tacoma, Washington.
I've been a listener from nearly
the beginning.
Thanks to my son, Zach.
I am making this donation with our
company credit card, and we'll
file the expense under marketing
as we RDF electric and electrical
contractor in Washington State.
I figured that would love to do
electrical work for another no
Agenda producer. I'm not sure if
this is the correct place to send
the message, because honestly,
it's not clear on the website and
I've obviously not been paying
attention if it's explained on the
show.
Well, you did the right thing.
You get the message in there and
it worked.
Anyway, thank you both. For every
you and Johnson may waste weekly a
shot in the arm with honesty and
clear headedness.
And there's an offer.
There you are. Yes, I see.
When he says you get some little
electrical work it. We can always,
if we aren't, think we need it
right now. But really?
Yeah, it probably is.
Well, it's great.
Thank you very much. Thank you for
your courage and for your support.
Yeah. Give me. Give him a karma.
He was electrical, but if nothing
else, you've got karma.
Black Knight, Sir G, 1978.
Greetings. With this donation, it
reached the status of Baron
Counting in the e mail. 19 $70.
Yeah. Okay. Request of Mississippi
Valley up to Memphis Service.
Dear Karma. For all those who
support no agenda, some service
go. Oh, he needs to service.
Of course he's got karma.
Beautiful thing is, Jordan.
Good fellow. $800.85. This
donation represents represents one
of two things that has never let
me down. Boobs. The second being
the best podcast in the universe.
It doesn't say that we got it.
We get we get the gag.
I and I debated on waiting till
the week following the 10th
anniversary, but the deal was too
good to pass up the time to blaze
past knighthood and straight to
Baronet. I would like to be known
as a good fellow of the Rockies.
Business has been great this year
and some more jobs.
Karma can never hurt you.
Seeing it and seeing how I can.
I can't think of a good combo,
right? I can't think of probably
think of it.
Maybe it's an iPhone mistake.
Yeah yeah it's probably they are
you bitched about this give out a
nice dealer's choice and a douche
bag check for all listeners and
that still have never donated
without no agenda way too much
time arguing and worrying about
unnecessary things would happen.
No agenda Saves me a ton of time.
Uh, he wanted a douchebag check.
A douche bag.
Check A douche bag check home.
Excuse me.
What was it that you said?
I pointed that out. It was, uh,
spell checker on your iPhone.
Yeah, because that's a convention
about it on Twitter. Yeah.
And people agree with me, and I
can see when Tina is typing to
these mistakes and she rarely has
any any kind of mistake and what
she in when she tweeted because
it's changing really strange stuff
it's like the reset the algo and
has to relearn me or maybe it I
don't know it's apparent and I
think other people are saying, I
can tell you what it is. Whatever
cheap microservices architecture
they were using to begin with,
they changed vendors.
It feels like that that's what
happens with Google and their damn
maps all the time. Oh.
Oh, Google and the Android phone.
Yeah. If you if you don't pick it
up for a month or two, you
disappear.
The interface is changed.
Where do I put the go to place?
Where am I going?
Where's the directions? You where
do you what do you slide down to
turn on the voice?
It's outrageous. Yeah. Yeah.
The couple who did that recently,
Uber, changed the whole interface.
Very confusing.
Why do people do this?
Because idiots, they don't.
PayPal did the same thing.
PayPal changed all the stuff they
had. Everyone's used to using what
they got. They tried to get you
the button, change your manage
buttons. We used to create these
different donation levels.
They changed how to get to it and
now you have to go to the easiest
way. Now, it used to be right in
the front page. You got boom,
change your buttons.
You have to deal with it now.
No, it's buried. So what I have to
do is go to site map.
Site map, which is just a plain
HTML file. Right?
It's just a tree, though.
It's a tree, actually.
Have they actually have.
No, it's a it's a normal page, but
it's you click on site map and
then you can find the thing to
click on, which is manage buttons.
And when they were making these
changes and you can go back to the
legacy interface or the new
interface, I kept bitching about
this. I can't find the buttons and
you had to click click the ten
times to find the buttons.
And now I finally found the
sitemap shortcut, but they didn't
listen to anything I had to say.
Well, I mean, I'm talking about,
you know, the feedback. Feedback.
Give us feedback.
Write Feedback is bullcrap.
Nobody listens to feedback.
And I know you don't have one, but
people have shown us will know
exactly what we're talking about
because that is the most egregious
change which happened maybe two
weeks ago. And I still can't
remember where everything is,
where it used to be. So they've,
you know, like they put kind of
like some kind of abstraction
shell on top of their old menu.
And if you hit three things and
oh, there it is. There's the old
menu that I recognize. It's shit.
Why do they do this, idiots?
Because they don't know what
they're doing. This is no issue.
You know, our interface is old
fashioned.
I think we should upgrade.
It should be more modern.
Yeah, and we got to use
JavaScript. Okay, let me get the
douchebag check out of the way and
try to go find tech jobs.
Jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's go for jobs.
You saw on the. I think that they
don't There's a thing about.
You don't take your never take
features away from people.
It's the worst thing you can do.
They're doing it for the purposes
of looking good and they're doing
it for job security.
I don't know. They're not.
Everybody does it. Everybody's not
doing it, right, that's for sure.
And here and this is the worst,
because while we're just on my pet
peeves that I'm very slow to
upgrade to iOS 11 because I'm not
a moron and I've been on this
rodeo a couple of times, I'm very
slow to do anything.
But then all of a sudden this app
no longer works. You have to
upgrade and you update the app.
It won't work unless you have.
I know it's 11.
So you just cut me off.
This is why I had lunch with it,
with our not blacking out of the
armory.
He was in town with his wife.
I called Scott and. Yeah.
Yeah, It's gonna work. Oh, cool.
And so he he was bitching about
this, and he said that, you know,
he didn't want to upgrade.
His wife is not upgrading.
He's kept her from upgrading.
But they do. This is a trap. You.
They find something else that you
absolutely have to upgrade, but
they won't upgrade you unless you
upgrade that. I was. Yeah. Yeah.
This is a piece of crap.
I was 11. Is terrible.
Well, I wouldn't know yet, but
yeah, and that's kind of the
egregious part is like, Hey,
there's a new feature in iOS 11.
We're updating our app to take
advantage of it. And then who
gives a crap if you're not
updated, will just force you to
update. Otherwise you can't use.
Our app is a very, very poor
business decision.
Well, one of these days they're
going to upgrade into a into a
black hole. And I guess what's
going to happen?
They're going to upgrade, right?
Everyone, everybody right into a
brick.
It'll be the great reckoning.
Yeah. And everybody will get
bricked and everybody.
Millions and millions of people
will get bricked. And it's going
to be a nightmare and it has to
happen. Yeah. It must happen and
it will know attached him by.
I don't mean to say it has to
happen because it's a good thing
to say.
Just logically it has to happen.
And we've seen this with these
other guys who do these automatic
upgrades. They upgrade and they
make some mistake because they
can't really test it.
Well, yeah, and boom, everybody's
bricked. And now what do you do?
Don't worry, because the machine
learning in the Ifo ten will
figure it out and just fix it.
Yeah, we'll fix it if it won't
boot as right. Gary Blatz Next on
the list was $750 from Wayne,
Pennsylvania item thanks to the
best analysis of the m5m It's been
a while since my last donation, so
I need a d d machine.
You've been d deuced, you know,
just like some tramp job coming
from my wife. We just started a
new position finally for my new
title. I want to be called Sir
Gary Black Baron of Pennsyltucky.
Pennsyltucky. Yeah. Pennsyltucky.
That's.
Pennsylvania in Kentucky area.
It's like Jefferson.
I think it's like part of to to
states. Thanks for everything is
another ten years of the best
analysis.
We are going to stand up.
It's not the one I wanted. Sorry.
A small mistake.
I thought this was it.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's no good job.
You got karma. That's the one.
And that's the one. Sir Francis.
That's our cue. $750 item gents
congratulates. And ten years to
now be obvious to anyone that has
value for value system really
works. I'm so glad to rid myself
of watching any AM five m
broadcast except for the
occasional viewings of Brett
Bear's show on Fox so as to see
the CIA messaging coming directly
through the Pixie chick.
And this was Catherine Herridge.
Catherine Herridge looking harsh.
Did she?
Oh, she needs a new haircut.
She needs new makeup artist.
Yeah, they had.
And different lighting. Yeah, the
lighting has a lot to do with
their eye, too. I'm going to cash
in on you two for one offer before
it runs out, and this installment
will take me up to Viscount.
Good. I would like to expand my
territory to include all of
Sarasota, Charlotte, Hardee and
DeSoto counties in Florida.
Please extends extend service goat
karma to all and need to once
again call out Tim GROSS of St
Petersburg, Florida as a douche
bag douche bag, this time as a
triple Debbie Douche bag.
Douche bag. Yeah.
When you get three, yours truly,
sir. Francis Sylvester.
Q Viscount, of all things good in
all things good in Southwest
Florida. Very. Okay.
Onward to you, sir. Oh, Strode.
Wolf, I do. Have I actually
printed out a note from him in the
North Tonawanda, another $750
donation, but he actually let me
see if I have it here. It's easier
to read off the sheet as a long
note. Yeah. You know, I got a lot
of a lot of paperwork here.
Mm hmm. John. Suzanne.
Yeah. Josh and Sarita for this.
So much for my.
My trying to do this dairy.
I'm still going to get this thing
to open. There you go, sir.
Road rules.
So here's what I'm doing.
This causing these issues.
These notes are so long that they
make a big box that can't be fully
expanded in the spreadsheet.
So I have to double click the box
and boom out it pops.
But for some reason, double
clicking the box doesn't always
work. It depends on where within
the box you're clicking, it seems.
And it's like a bug.
It's like a bug. It's a big bug.
It's not a big bug.
To most people is a bug to me and
you. Because it bugs you.
It bugs me. A two road rule.
Thanks. As of 750 for this show is
my previous 250, which will bring
me up past baronet and make me a
full baron. He wants to be the
baron of Western New York State.
Let to request at the end of the
show a song that was often played
during the election. It included
Hillary spouting bigoted remarks,
Obama going on about the lines of
race and religion and Trump
talking about his wall.
You'll never find I've been
looking while you've been fumbling
around message. When you get the
rest of the show to find it. The
key message was Trump saying that
the wall is now ten feet higher.
Did you just say did you just say,
I have the rest of the show?
Like I'm not doing anything, like
I'm just here and that I'll take
the rest of the show to find it.
Don't worry about it.
That's what I was thinking.
Haven't heard in a while.
I would. I would buy CD's of the
show's music if they were
available. Yeah. If we can't do
that, it's a nightmare.
Licensing nightmare?
Yeah, I probably. I don't know.
I really don't know what song it
is. I am at a loss like that.
You. What you have to do is find
that clip in an old show and send
it. Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't do
it, but thank you very much, sir.
Rod Wolff. Yes. And
congratulations will be making you
a full bear. And later on.
Michael Page $506.05. Find my
email from Minutemen or I think I
may have actually done that
already. When you click over to
the other sheet, which is the mail
I get, the third is not him.
In a manner. No, sorry.
I had to look it up right now.
Am I in a. And. Oh, you are.
Uh.
Oh, yeah, man. Or Yeah.
Oh, am I in a. Yeah. Amanda. Ah.
Oh. A complete.
You'll find it there. Minute
matter donation for show 978.
I printed this out somewhere, John
here. I did print it out, but
apparently can't find my printout.
Here's my donation. $0.05 for a
penny. Take a penny.
Drive $6 to the PayPal charges.
So you gave us $506.05. Leave me
$0.05 in the in the tray for other
people. $500 with the 102 for it's
tonight.
If not, here's 500 for Mike.
No, he's just as good you can be
the night he would give.
You can write this down. He like
to be knighted as surround sound.
Surround sound.
Okay, that's not taking.
He's got an alternative. But as
far as I know, there's nobody name
surround sound in the group.
So he wants a douche bag call out
for himself.
He's never donated douche bag.
A deduction for finally donating
to this issue. You've been d
deuced non goat karma plus
squirrel and hot pockets.
And one last thing.
I'll give you that back. I'll give
it back to you in order after you
put this. You got to get your
pencil out again. He wants a
birthday shout out to my two cool
for school. Sister in law Anna,
whose birthday is today?
Uh, okay.
This is not at all confusing.
And let me just see where the damn
birthdays. Oh, my God. Okay.
Something. Something. The whole
birthday list is missing. Is it?
What the hell happened here?
Let me see what I do wrong.
I'm lost. I got it.
I know I got him. I know. I just.
That's the way I put.
Yes, I know you got him.
Uh, well, I don't know.
I might not have been in the
email. I just checked. Yeah.
Okay, So this is Daniel Blake.
To who? Anna. It's Southeastern
law and something. There was some
descriptor read then read it.
Yeah. She's too cool for school.
Too cool for school, sister in
law. And. Okay, Do we know when is
that all the info? Today. Okay.
Okay. And then we need to give
them to you again. Yeah.
A douche bag. A douche bag.
And then a calm without the goat.
Yeah. And then a squirrel and Hot
Pockets. Okay. You've got karma.
This one had pockets.
That was not the right one.
So I don't even know where the
original is, Right? It's funny.
Not very funny. It's funny to me.
Okay. Well, there you go. I think
it's definitely as good as it gets
today. Yes. Daniel Blake in
Watford, Virginia, A $505 in
$0.05. And he sent a note in.
I believe I have this one up then,
Blake. You know, guys, I don't
think you fully realize how great
a service you provide to the
United States of America.
Well and worldwide.
You've been instrumental in
returning my amygdala to proper
proportions, thus allowing me to
assist others with their amygdala
rehabilitation. Very good.
Please allow me to take advantage
of the bog. Bogost With a donation
of 505 over two kick out of
everybody going all in on this
bogus phrase, which I never heard
in my life or BOGO yet to become a
Sir Dan.
I don't know if he's on the list.
Probably not. Sir Dan, protector
of Underwater criminal
investigators. Okay.
Daniel Blake. Sure.
Dam investigator protector.
Oh, underwater criminal
investigators ensconced at the cat
branch of underwater.
Do it again, please.
This is interesting.
Protector of underwater Dan.
Protector of underwater criminal
investigators. Okay.
Just leave it at that.
What was interesting? Well,
interesting is ensconced at the
Cat Ranch, 65 miles south of the
five sided playpen and feeds in
Reno. Region three is bog off
opportunity to allow me to
unburden myself of the increasing
heaviness of douchebag ery that is
keeping me down. Ooh.
Divers hate being kept down. Yes.
He does. I understand that. Yeah.
I didn't give you earlier.
I should have.
Hillary, don't eat me.
Get out of my vagina.
Pew, pew, pew. Two, two.
They had goat. Don't eat me.
Hillary, get out of my vagina.
Did you ever think at your age
you'd be saying that?
I didn't think I'd be doing that.
Being a podcaster at my age next
to the internet. Yeah.
I can't see me getting pretty as a
writer. Thanks. Internet.
Yeah, Thanks. Internet? Yeah.
You have a piece of him and he
wants a karma with that as well.
Dude, they had to give em a goat
karma because he wants to go to
eat me. Hillary Clinton.
Get out of my vagina, Cuz you've
got karma. You also have some
funny pilot stuff is just for you.
I'll send you this note so you can
read it.
Maybe me maybe be amused.
Patricia Crossley Peterson.
And she doesn't have a note here.
And I think I got a note from her.
She's from Manchester in Germany.
Yes. GMT. Very nice. Yeah.
And she's not working out.
You know, this idea of mine is
just doesn't have any any not
you're not really.
We're not I'm not really smooth.
Well, you know, it's it's tedious
and people just don't want to use
the the right box for their notes.
They want to send e mail in.
And it just once you separate one
from another. This is the problem
Somebody wants to send M.P.
threes.
How is that going to ever work?
You know, it's not going to be
grouchy.
I'm not going to be grouchy.
Pearson. Let me see if I can find
her here. I already looked.
I got nothing. A carriage.
Some ladies look up to see if
there's a Susan. Well, look, if
you do that, I will.
What you should do is read the
next note as I'm stalling.
No, I was just going to do a
little.
Okay, I'll read the next note.
Brian Olsen. $500.
Overland Park, Kansas.
Congratulations to you on ten
years. I heard about your show
just before the election last year
and have been hooked ever since.
Even going back to listen to
Episode 700 and Operation, I
wonder why 700 while faithfully
hitting many others in the mouth.
I fail to send money to date.
So when I heard about the two for
one extension, I had no excuse to
continue in my douche bag.
Please give me a thorough D.
You've been d duced.
My 11 year old son Sam thinks the
service goat bit is one of the
funniest things he's ever heard.
So I'd like my knight name to be
Sir VI Goat le fo Sir VI goat le
fo. Please pay the screaming goat
followed by Best podcast in the
universe. Okay. We, uh.
And I guess he wants just a goat
or some awesome karma. Maybe he
wants a government karma.
You've got karma.
Here's the ten more years.
So I can't find anything from
anyone named Patricia Caso.
That is out. Susan Clay Camp one.
Susan Clay Camp who I just skipped
over $500 from the cooler.
Georgia The cooler.
The cooler, the cooler. Hope your
two four offer still valid.
Yes, it is.
Susan, congratulations.
I don't know if she becomes a dame
or anything. Do you?
No note from Susan. That's.
Well, that's the note.
I hope you two for one.
Still valid? Yes. You can send us
a note later, Dame or when she
wants. When she was.
We'll put it in abeyance.
Yes, Dame in abeyance.
Brian Olsen.
And we're at Brandon Garmisch.
What happened to Brian Jones? I
just read it like you told me to.
I told you to read the next one.
I am going in order.
Don't get irked.
I did the next one.
The next one was Susan Clark.
I know.
I skipped over it, went back.
Okay. Well, I'm trying to do other
stuff here like you do.
And so I missed that part of it.
I don't need to be screamed at.
Brandon Graham March.
ITM lads, I'm excited to donate
for the first time in the double
value donation extravaganza.
Still applies as John claimed it
would for one extra week.
This donation makes me a knight.
Therefore, I humbly request a
deduction, a claim to Title ten
Death Knight of the Power Slave.
I would like to call out Ken Short
and Sandor Barton as bags of
douche douche bag douche, bag
douche. I don't know if that's
really the way to do it.
Thank you guys for your razor
sharp analysis and honest and
unbiased construction of the world
in which we live and deliver an
indescribably important product
and encourage you to keep up the
great work. Hey, John.
I apologize. I apologize. What?
We're screaming.
I've already forgot about it.
So we do. Yeah. Lance Fisher, 500
Mint Hill, North Carolina.
Besides that, you've been
traveling. North Carolina 500.
This donation brings along with my
previous donation of 100.
Well, this will officially make me
a knight. Hey. Well, actually.
With or without a donation.
Oh, yeah. Well, you got it.
You're yea night. Plus he wants to
give a call out to sort grant
signer whom I hit in the mouth
years ago. And now finally follow
into knighthood.
Well, we don't want to.
We don't want to. We don't.
Well, it's a call up.
Not a douche bag. Just call it.
They call it like it's friendly.
In other words, we chose to use
instead of call out a douchebag,
but he's not. So it's good.
It's good. I know, but didn't we
have a term that we wanted it for
people? Not douche bag and then
call on for douche bag?
No, you can say. You can say call
out, shout out, shout out, shout
out and call out. There's a
different shout out, Shout out.
Yeah, you should add it. But send
them and send them back as a
donation. DIA de douche me.
You've been d deuced lucky Now he
has this request.
Play a little a short clip of your
choice to honor the show.
Slow death. Okay, I'm not going to
say these things because it's just
rude. But we do have a clip that I
think is probably appropriate,
which is I'm a follower. Yeah.
Yeah, That's what I was.
That was. I was looking for. Yes.
And what else do we need with
that? Nothing. Nothing.
I'm a rule follower. Right.
What do you do?
Are you a rule follower? No.
Frank White in McPherson, Kansas.
Please. Night, Mr. Suspicious of
the meatloaf loaf. Thanks for the
Bible brain exercise and the
jersey but little go free karma
would be appropriate. You got it.
Go free. You've got karma.
This car is goat free.
Jonathan Reisman, Maplewood,
Missouri 500. Thanks so much for
all the work and the two four
offer. I'm very grateful to be
able to become a knight at my 33
year code. I would like to be Dr.
Jonathan of the double bladed
paddle. I would also use a Jobs
karma if you're feeling generous.
73 some ks zero IHT 73 Kilo.
Five Alpha. Charlie. Charlie.
Wisdom. Juliet. Oscar. Bravo.
Sierra. Jobs, Jobs.
Jobs and Jobs.
That's very good job.
Michelle Obama. Ben. Clever mon.
I think 500. Forgive me.
Farthest from a douche bag. I've
been listening for about eight
years and I have been
participating in the chatroom for
about four. You guys are great and
have made my life better.
Thank you. I'm taking advantage of
the two for, like so many others
to become a night of the
roundtable.
Please accept my measly 500.
Please douche me. Also, I'd like
to give a birthday shout to my one
year old human resource Mason.
And J and keep on truckin Night me
as you go.
We got him on the list.
Barney 33. And he has four, sir.
SDR, which is apparently the Game
of Thrones spelling.
And he follows up by saying mutton
and meat is acceptable. That's
good, because I've got a table
full of it today.
Not sure we should accept this.
This other spelling. Hmm.
Game of Thrones. We're not Game of
Thrones, people. It's not about
the Game of Thrones. What you need
is we need to make a decision.
There is a meeting. That's
something for the peerage
Committee that I'm not on that
committee. Thank God.
I don't like the peerage
committee. It's a drinking club.
No. I think you might be right.
John Hamilton comes in, he sends a
note, and he said they also had
500 bucks in his note, which is on
the email, which is right here.
And it's very simple is want to
be. No, you had to write this
down, obviously, because Eric
didn't get this because he didn't
put it in the box. Want to be
known as a hammy hambone of the
big red one. Okay.
Sean Hamilton, sir. Hammy.
What? Hammy. Hambone Ham.
The Big Red. The Big Red one.
Okay. Thank you for all the hard
work in doing it and a dedication
you guys put into the show.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks for your energy.
And, uh, in, um, value.
Chris Novak and Reno. 500.
I don't know what I do with that.
No agenda in my life. Keep up the
great work and love to some
screaming goat coming for myself
and all the fellow producers.
I'm Christian that you've got
karma. Okay, You're going to read
this one. Thanks for doing this is
from Dave McPherson.
The $500 parts unknown.
Thanks for doing the tedious work
of showing the many ways the media
uses to control our minds.
I often spot these, but they go by
fast so I don't fully catch them.
They just give me a sense of
frustration, potentially inflating
the amygdala. I've been driven
nuts by the media before, but
John, sharpness on catching and
explaining them is a kind of
genius. Somehow being aware of the
agenda, seeing the ruse and
knowing others are seeing at an
even laughing at it avoids the
amygdala swelling impact.
You're creating an army of
healthy, skeptical media watchers
that will bear fruit for
generations. Fact, and somehow in
an entertaining and humorous
format carefully cultivated by
Adams.
Incredible combination of skills.
Not mentioned. But my skills are
so I can get others to listen to.
You've been a great encouragement
in tough times.
Please like me, Sir Dave.
The reformed only request is the
Bob Dylan version of the title
Change. His song at the
Nightingale was the title Change
is Not the Night. It's folksy,
like the Hole, and a family is
gathering around the campfire.
So I will. I will do that.
Thank you very much for your
support. Chirag Patel in
Lauderhill, Florida.
Another 500 mi. A lot of 500 is
today's the fact this is probably
the most will last week in this
week's Internet support What
titles make me your media
deconstruction is the best
medicine compared to the most
modern health care, and you don't
know what it makes you, but
probably Baron or baronet in
abeyance until you tell us. Yeah.
Tommy Horton in Havana, Florida.
I can find no note. He's in 500.
Anthony True. Uh, not trust.
Trust. She trusts. Trust.
Guinea Trust. Trust. Trust. Nick.
Trust me. Make sure it be trust.
Trust issues. That is good enough
with this donation. As long as I
made it for the devil donations or
put me a Barron. I would like this
brand branded in Florida, by the
way, if you look on this sheet.
What do you see? What states?
Tough. Won. Florida. Florida.
Florida. Florida. Florida.
Florida. I wonder why.
Random number. Hmm.
As long as I made it for devil
donations, I would put me a baron.
I would like my protector to be
the Philippines. So?
So can I get a Trump job?
As calm as my wages are lower than
I would like? Yes, you can.
We are going to stand up.
I got to get rid of this one.
This one is a thorn in my side.
Every single time I wanted jobs,
jobs, jobs.
You've got time timeline your.
Like a random Trump jobs.
Anonymous.
Crestview, Florida. 500.
Please keep me anonymous.
I humbly request a deed dodging
and some relationship karma if
this makes it in time for the
double dollar promotion, I request
the title of Sir Midnight of the
Rivers.
Thank you for your courage. Yes.
You've been deduced.
You've got karma again.
This is signed, Billy, and it
comes from Herbert Pessoa. 500
again doesn't have a location.
So I'm assuming it's Florida and I
keep it short. Congrats on ten
years and not sure when I started
listening, but it's been a long
time. Please de douche me and keep
me keep going with the excellent
deconstructing. Could I get a
little karma and a goat scream
like to be known as we got his
name on Those are plausible raise
issue. You've been d deuced foul.
You've got karma. Okay.
You know this guy up.
And this is Charles Massey also
500. And I just opened up my
squirrel mail and said there's a
Charles Massey in here.
I'm not seeing anything yet.
Neither am I, says email from
Charles Massey. I owe.
Meadville, Georgia. Okay.
We'll send an error message to us,
and we'll make good on the next
show. Don't know what it is.
I have No, I have it.
But it didn't come. It came from
his Gmail address, so this is not
helpful.
Greetings, John and Adam.
Thank you.
For ten years of TB situ.
I'll keep it short today. Please
knight me as Sir Charles Knight of
the Old State capital and
surrounding lands, including
Central State Hospital.
John, my hometown of Mill
Milledgeville, Georgia, 45, north
of Macon, was the antebellum state
capital of Georgia until the Civil
War and home at one point to the
largest lunatic asylum in the
world, now closed and mostly
abandoned new headquarters, the
largest lunatic asylum, which I
think would be a perfect location
for the house of trolls.
I went to the military school,
probably cheap GMC that still
houses the original state
legislative chambers. If you were
Adam over on the side of the
Mississippi, I'd love to give you
a tour. Regards. You know, and it
says, P.S. The email address I
gave him, the PayPal note wasn't
working this morning. This is this
is this shows you the problem.
Yes, please put these notes in
where they belong. In the box.
Now.
Just to stop this for a second.
You know, there's a lot of cheap
and abandoned and really cool
buildings in the south. We're.
And they need employment.
If we could do the house controls
in one of these, we could get
subsidy, subsidy and a tax break.
Mm hmm. Like a huge tax break and
a subsidy from one of these
states. I think in Alabama, which
a beautiful place.
Mississippi, for sure.
Louisiana, Louisiana's probably
not as amenable, but it's doable.
And in fact, they're doing the
same thing in even the northern
states. I think they have
subsidies going on in those North
Dakota, South Dakota.
And you go to these little towns
and there's you go through these
towns. If you drive through them,
you're traveling there and you're
driving around, you see some of
these. John, John, we could do
like Dolly Parton. We could buy a
whole town and call it Troll Town.
Yes. And we could employ the whole
town as trolls. Girls can dream.
Hey, I just looked up. Joshua
Bryan, Who's next on the list from
Mission Hills, California. $500.
I don't have an email with the
note. No, you don't. No, I do.
Joshua. Bryan.
Joshua from Mission Hills.
Let's hope this donation gets in
time for the awesome deal.
I wanted to thank you for ten
years of the best podcast you
never been listing.
I've been listing, it says, but
listening, I think since around
show 100 member Boner for not
donating before I was a college
student and I'm still working on
trying to pay off all those years
of loans. I have wanted to be a
knight since you started the
program and after hearing the long
donation segment from episode 976,
I decided now would be a good
time. Thank you. Hope to pay the
other half one day and give you
guys a going. Keep you in for
another ten years. I would like to
be known as Sir Joshua of the
Sequoias. I have worked at a camp
in the Sequoias for 14 years and
your podcast has been a great
listen over the years. Keep me
informed of everything going on in
the world when I had very little
news. So I'm sure this isn't on
the spreadsheet just yet. Of
course, again, Ryan is, Sir, What
was it? Joshua of the Sequoias.
Of the Sequoias. Okay, got it.
Okay, good. Onward. Um. Chong.
Chong. Lu. Wants to see Wang Lu.
I don't know how to pronounce it.
Let's see if he's got an email. I
couldn't find anything. cu0ng
Kwong Lu, Maybe Kwong Lu.
Let me try, Lu says from U.S.A..
But sounds China to me.
Uh, yeah, a little bit.
But maybe Troll Burg is a better
name. Nothing. Nothing. Okay.
Okay. Well, thank you very much
for five small.
Thank you for the thoughts. Yeah.
Let us know. Uh, Steven Jaffe in
Palos Verdes is down in California
here. Congratulations.
And kudos on your decimals
anniversary. Please attribute this
donation in nature to my son,
Spencer Jaffe. Let's see if he's
got that straight on the list.
Rhymes with taffy.
Let him be known as Serge.
Edgewise.
Night of the border wall.
Excellent job. You got it.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's go to jobs.
You've got my water from
Waterford, Michigan.
Should be part of the Michigan,
the local one.
Sean Snyder joined it today.
Thanks for the opportunity to stop
being a douche bag. As a tonight,
I would like to be known as Ser
Snide.
Neither of the TV networks.
The latest front from the cyber
war is otherwise known as an
industrial dude named Ben.
Excellent. What then?
Made please some karma for the
whole family. Got it. Big me.
You've got karma.
Okay, We get anonymous with a
donation.
The anonymous donation note.
Okay. Yes, the donation notes on
PayPal. You mentioned that there's
not a major problem with people.
Some people use old links that
really, you know, should not be
used. And over in the newsletter,
they're not in the donation page.
And sometimes that might do it.
This we don't have.
This one is very interesting.
Anonymous says I sent an email
with subject donation and he has a
donation number. Yeah.
If you get this one, no email,
please. Just keep an eye on us
with no message. Okay?
I didn't see any emailed. You have
an email with that donation?
I don't have it now.
I'd probably get shuffled to it.
All right. Thank you.
Ever evil spam box? Yes.
Eric Zwicker, By the way, some
people will be writing in notes
and stuff for today's show.
We're not going to read anything
under 200. I'm sorry.
Just would just be here all day.
But which is our no more policy
anyway. And maybe I'll go to 150.
But the point is, is that if you
have, we'll go through all these
notes and all the really cool ones
that you have something really
interesting to say.
Will, we'll get back to you.
Eric is Zwicker in wog num?
Okay, Wait a minute.
Should I give you this right?
Eric Zucker. Zucker.
Zucker, Zucker and Wagner.
Zucker. Which is Sugar?
Eric Stoker in Barnum. Look them.
Warn them for them. Perfect.
Or 99, 99. I've been following
Adam for many years now and he
hasn't noticed. Oh, I'm sorry.
I've been following Adam for many
years now and enjoyed listening to
his radio show, the Wake Up Call,
very much. When this was forced to
shut down, I tagged along to the
best podcast in the multiverse.
For me, the show is besides my
twice weekly dose of entertaining.
Also a training and critical
thinking. Not at all what it seems
to be with and with the knowledge
you provide me. I try to hit the
people in the mouth around me.
You watch.
You read this as a Dutchman.
My intention was to wait until
episode 999 and become a member of
the 999 Club. Then this wonderful
opportunity passed me by and I
could not resist to donate.
I hope Adam can spare me a penny
dimes too. Okay. Whatever he is,
Penny Wong needs a penny too, so I
can join the notorious round table
of the No Agenda show.
I also want to be known as Sir
Eric, and if his title is no
longer available, could you add
the prefix? Lords of Hope.
This is Dish four.
Lord Despair, Lord one Hope.
Get it. I humbly request deducing
and jobs karma since I'm in the
middle of a job application.
Clips from me. 3333 Is the magic
number a New World Order?
Dvorak You will Obey and Charlie
Chaplin's 999.
If you know what I mean.
So here we go then.
You've been deduced.
That's a magic number.
It's the largest number. Boy.
You will love me. You will obey.
You will obey. Ever. I know.
I don't know what the hell that
is. What just happened?
I don't know.
Cause I know you're crazy.
How does this work?
I like the system. Whoa!
Holy moly. I heard about.
You've got karma.
She's been taken over by those
demons. I'm playing that at the
end of the show.
I don't even know was there.
I never. I can't remember this.
I never heard it either.
I should mention my column this
week in PC magazine discusses just
a little bit.
You said that you sense a column.
I said, I don't have a time, but I
ended up doing it anyway.
So you were right about the little
circle missing. Yes, I heard you
even talking about it on VH
Unplugged.
And so but yeah, but the yes.
And the column discusses the
circle missing is that the circle,
I believe, was a symbol that Steve
Jobs used to capture a demon.
Okay, You wrote about this? Yeah.
You know, I make do I?
Believe me, I kind of vet myself
in this because it sounds nuts,
but I said I was raised a
Catholic. We're trained to believe
in such things. Demons.
Oh, so I did the demon thing.
Yeah. And they go detriment.
And so I made the assertion, which
I think was is because I had to
insult the audience somehow that
the demons in the Apple products
are why they're such fanatical
Apple users. I looked in a little
bit about a little bit of that
myself and it's really
interestingly is not just a
circle, but also the X and the
combination of the circle and the
X, That's when the really powerful
magic with the K comes out.
So they're making the mistake of
unbundling the circle with the X
and just having the X.
And I think that's where the
mistake is, because they're just
are knowledgeable now, not just
released. The demons and the
demons have been released.
It's known as the iPhone x ten
something. So I've made the
assertion that the iPhone X will
be the vista of Apple. The vista.
Well, you think this is a work of
humor? Well, did you But did you
did you hedge it? Did you couch it
by saying, you know, there is some
evidence that it may become the
vista or or did you end it like
The New York Times with?
We'll have to see.
I never I never had to call him
that way, ever. Okay.
I ended my call him and it would
because the demons have been
released. Take cover.
Well, it's ironic it's happened
that you say this just as
Microsoft in my book is getting
pretty good. Yeah, I think they
got some of the evil spirits
working for them. I don't know.
I'm very suspicious of all this
apples vista moment. Very good.
Yeah, I like it. Yeah.
Nobody will like it.
I get blasted. I get.
I already got the tweets.
Been wrong for 100 years.
Wrong again or wrong again to
Barack? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well. What are you going to do?
The eagle here. Eagle eye null.
Born in $66. $0.67. I am Jesuit in
the mouth and the road trip, buddy
exploring America. D bag Call out
to Mark Corniest fish douche bag
or corneas. Fish.
Do something for us, please.
D douche me. You've been d duced
and it just wants travel commerce
for his buddy named Fish.
Donald loves Nazis 999 and Trump's
job karma for me.
I'll take the night name sir Eagle
I know all of the r f ss.
Well, it's kind of an odd sequence
he wants here. He wants the
travel, he wants a karma.
Then he wants Donald Love Nazis.
Trump's job Karma. So.
Okay, if that's what he wants.
Here's the travel karma.
You've got karma.
Donald loves Nancy.
Donald loves Nazi.
CNN say that he's KKK and he shot.
To hell with it. Wow.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's good for jobs.
You've got karma.
Michael, a trustee for 1082, found
no agenda through young divorce ex
time on Twit, but started weaning
myself from the twit when it
became this week and phones and
stuff all together and jack'd was
unceremoniously removed and so my
first donation during that time.
Please accept this donation for
1080 due to top off my knighthood
for the best podcast in the
universe and take advantage of the
wonderful double tap bonus.
I would like to be knighted as Sir
Miguel. Miguel, Miguel serve me
goal of the order of £50 heads of
the order of £50 heads and did
name Ben and dudes named Ben.
The 2017 has is shares ups and
downs, but I'm glad that no agenda
is there to keep me sane.
When the M, five M and face bag
are out of control, please hook me
up with a following. Oh my God,
that is amazing, little girl.
Yay! And a human resource and
service goat karma. Oh, my God.
Shut up already. Science.
This is why you've got karma
yells Sometimes you get lucky.
It Was that a mash up that was on
there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was. That was pre mashed.
I don't know where that came from,
but there it is. It's magic with
the K I think somebody, I think
you've got a demon in your
machine. Yeah. David Bevers
Barron, 988 Please pass along my
thanks to the owner of the No
Agenda Bingo dot com.
I print a game sheet before going
on duty to help pass the time.
And you know what this is, right?
You know about this? Yeah.
The bingo. Yeah.
I've heard of it.
It helps keep me sharp, but I.
I know it's there.
I just don't know what this
drinks. A drinking game?
Yeah, it's one of those things
where you get bingo if you.
If you. Because we keep saying the
same things over and over.
Like, God, it would help keep me
sane all night. The show goes on
and on and on and on.
But in a good way. Please, for the
love of all that is conspiratorial
to update your lists.
I can't think of the last time I
heard a Stargate reference or a
Codex Alimentarius, whatever that
is. On the other hand, we could
always use more alcohol.
Oh, you know, it's just more
alcohol recommendations.
It's definitely something we
always use more alcohol than
recommended. Bad prompter read.
Yes, exactly.
Also, send me a podcast licenses.
Someday I'll come out with a night
watch podcast. Somehow I've
managed to stay sane and keep my
large family in one piece, and I
figure I could give folks a tip.
But just the tip.
God, Please, please don't look
over here. You will obey.
And the end of the day and night
me. We are the end of days.
Too long. And night. Me, sir.
Day after day. Night.
Night of the night. Watch.
Don't look over here.
Nothing to see here.
You will obey. You will obey.
But at the end of the day, they're
backing him.
You know they're backing the.
Come on.
And at the end of the day.
Richard Dominick Lee, am I if I
skipped anybody because I jumped
the whole page on the sheet.
You're good. Richard Lane, Clifton
Park, New York, 400.
Thanks for the ten years if they
BOGO or still running and you get
me a knighthood, I would like to
be a geek heretic. No jingles.
But if you'd like to say why John
is no longer on Twit, but because
Leo kicked me off it.
It's that simple because it was
that way. Come on, John.
Let's be honest.
Why don't you just say the truth?
That you were sexually harassed by
Leo?
I think he's got enough trouble.
Okay. Sir John. Holy 83. 70.
To hope this third time is a
charm, as my previous notes were
failures. Total donations.
You got it here. If I'm correct,
I'm now a baronet. Prefer Koji
Hong of Mong Mong Kok.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Okay, You're wrong.
Koji Hong of Mongkok.
I don't get it.
It's a pun in there or something.
I'm dirty. OJI hung over Mongkok.
I mean I see hung and cock and I
guess there's something I'm
missing. Yeah. The holy crap.
Would Dropbox just charge me $238
a watch? I don't know.
I just did.
The PayPal just came in.
What the hell? I use Dropbox.
Oh, that sounds.
That's probably a scam.
Check your, you know, put your
password in here and we'll see
what's wrong.
Oh, it's probably bullcrap.
No, it was it was a notification
from the PayPal app issuer. Yes.
Sure. It's not a scam.
No, I'm sure it's not a scam.
Well, just refuse to pay it.
That's what paying bills that
deducted it already know that you
can kick it back.
Yes, it's protested.
They're pretty good about it.
Well, it's. The money has already
left my account. But you can get
it put back into PayPal.
What is it? I'm just writing.
What is it? I don't use Dropbox.
I don't know. I had one drop by.
I may have used three Dropbox.
I never signed up for Dropbox pay.
Okay, keep going. Do you sign up
for Dropbox, your Dropbox
customer? I don't know.
Not for $238. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
I have no idea. All right, well,
don't worry about it.
And just continue. Well, I'm.
I'm now worried sick.
You should be, sir.
Jordi Ramirez.
Because this is a hurt.
This hurts the show. Yeah.
What are you doing? Going through
your bills while we're doing these
reads Popped up as a notification
on my phone.
Just popped up from the pay pal.
You just got scammed for 200 bucks
by.
Yeah, but I think it's a parody.
Or a musician. Do that to you.
To Jody Ramirez. She's going to
get his name mentioned more than
anyone in Cancun. $361.20 in
Mexico. Hi, John and Adam. Sure.
Jordy here with this donation, the
second to the extra motion I get
to for tonight.
Not sure what that makes me.
It makes you a baron. And on your
way, there would be Earl, I think.
Please send Carmen to all my
family and play Boom Shaka like a
brother with a shut up already in
science. Keep up the great work.
Boom, Shaka. Like a. Uh, yeah.
What was the other one?
Science shock. Like, shut up.
Already had science. Okay. Bingo.
Boom. Chocolate shot up already.
Science. You've got karma here.
Your plan now has all the features
included with Dropbox
Professional. I'm reading this
notification on Dropbox.
I click on it and I get error.
We can't find the page you're
looking for. This is fantastic to
scam, but it. Well that PayPal
could have been scammed with drop
boxes saying that that they just
don't worry about it.
We'll figure it out.
I have no idea what's going on.
It's very frightening to me.
And if it was $2,000, I'd be a
little more frightened. 238 makes
a difference. Well, I know 200 is
not nothing to sneeze at, but it's
the point, especially being
scammed.
I just want you to understand.
I did. I got a notification from
PayPal and. And Dropbox. Okay.
All right. And then you went to
your Dropbox account, which you
barely have. Yeah. And.
And sort to see what was going on.
And it turns out they sent you to
a dead page, which is not a good
sign. No. Maybe they're just.
Maybe they're cleaning house with
all these late minute last minute
charges to everybody and then it
got closed shop.
Hey, that's our trick.
Yeah, We're done. No more shows.
Mm hmm. Actually, there's a number
of people that were worried about
that, too. Dan Bilder of BET.
Believe me, it's not happening.
Here it is. And here me.
I'm sorry to interrupt, and then
I'll quit the Dropbox Pro two
terabyte plus extended version
history for $238 for a year.
Dan, apparently you must have
signed up for it, I guess. Okay.
Well, let me know. What did you.
That seems pretty high to me.
That doesn't seem like something I
would agree to now, but we'll.
I'll check it out later.
Surprise. Sounds like is it two
terabytes for two and three?
Seems a bit steep. Yeah.
I can buy a two terabyte hard
drive, not for one year, but for
the rest of my life.
Yes, at Costco for $49.
I'm in total agreement. Today.
I'm getting sick of these deals.
Yeah. You know.
You know what's happened to me?
I had this log me in.
You ever hear of log me in?
It's kind of like a like a Velshi.
You can control other computers.
Yeah. And then they said, Well,
you have too many.
You have to sign up and, you know,
click here and we'll bill you
later. It's like vlcc.
You can have it for free. $500.
They charge me. What? Yeah. It's.
It's scammy.
All these companies are shite.
Let's say there's anything this is
going on to an extreme.
As in, even the guys who are
selling or giving away freeware or
shareware or whatever used to be
called. It's not even.
It's all a scam. Now you download
whatever you download, you get
some crap where. Yeah, that you
have to take your two or three
different programs to get rid of.
It goes into your browser, starts
giving you extra advertising
there. I mean, the whole thing is
become a disaster. Yes, it has.
Yeah. Box.
I think you got scammed. I think
you clicked on the wrong box.
You can just tell them to get your
money back immediately.
All right. Where all are we going
to do is bitch about it on every
show. All right. Sedan, builder of
the battery cars and 3.50 $4.81.
Congratulations on ten years.
I rise to the level of bear and I
humbly request a title change from
Sir Dan, Builder of battery cars
to Sir Dan Baron of Kyrgyzstan.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm hmm.
It's a big change. Mm hmm.
Keep up the great work, and thank
you for your courage. Shadow.
Lay my dudes. I don't know.
There's a couple of generals.
There is a Trump jobs.
John Shelly, flute and servers,
goat karma.
I want to do shitty flute first.
Yeah, let me get it. I got it.
We got to get the shitty one.
Don't get the good one.
Get the shitty one.
You want me to play?
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
That's no for jobs.
You've got karma.
Now stop.
This is a small, small world.
Yeah, I heard it was spot on, and
I nailed it. Mm hmm.
Uh, North Keith lost it.
Keith lost it. He came in at three
$35.33. Through the mechanism of
money. And I want to say, I think
I have to go look him up. You
know, while you're doing that,
I'll do Daniel Collins with 300.
Good for Daniel. Parts unknown.
Thanks for making this great show.
Twice a week.
Been a while since I donated.
I've no clue if it makes me a
night. Just felt I should chip in
some calm and be appreciated.
Like an Obama A-Team.
Oh, God, yes.
A team Obama and A-Team. Yeah.
What else does he want here?
No conflict and algae y.
And was there a calm as well?
Yes, He want calm.
So we'll add in some.
This is indeed for a rescue
mission. When the world is
threatened and the world needs
help, it calls on America.
And that's the story.
There's no real country.
You've got karma. Yeah.
Uh, pop money donation.
Judges get reviews and others that
want to mention this, too. It's on
here, but I'm going to mention it
anyway. The other problem with e
mailing is they're putting a note.
I mean, you can email the
donation, be accounting, put a
note in the box where it belongs.
You can't do that with pop money.
This doesn't really apply here,
but I'm going to mention people
send a note by email and then they
send another note and then they
send a third note correcting the
second note, which was correct in
the first note.
I've seen those, too.
You know, luckily, Squirrel Mail
has this feature called Threading.
Yeah. Either my donation to the
335 33 is multiplied by 100 is a
prime. This is very interesting.
Now, I want somebody to check this
out immediately. Pay attention.
Troll room. My donation of 33533
if multiplied by 100 is a prime
number, which by generally
accepted definition cannot be
divided by 100. It doesn't just
doesn't that just doesn't make any
sense whatsoever. It also, of
course, a palindrome, which is a
couple of threes tossed in for
good measure. So I know it means
intending to impugn the recently
heavy contributions by Director
Slay of producer slaves using
deflated dollars dollars Tom Brady
would find quite pleasant to
handle. I'm pleased to earn my a
knighthood using only regulation
inflated normal strength dollars.
I respectfully respectfully
request to be the title.
To have the title of you have to
write this one down, obviously.
Certificate of Authenticity.
Okay. Keith asserts it, sir.
It is, sir. It could be access
certificate to vacate of of and
tricity. That's a good one.
It's a great name. I like it.
He says if it's unavailable, the
default title is quite adequate.
Of course it's available and you
get it. I'm humbled to be part of
the roundtable, though. After the
10th anniversary show, I'll be
lucky to find a seat in the
mezzanine. Now the round table is
infinite, my friend, and as equals
equal spots for everybody.
Because it's round, it's a circle.
It has magic. And by the way, most
people don't show up for the
meetings anyway. Please keep up
your excellent work in the field
of mental health.
We're all better for it.
We all know in J and K, we all
know it's just a drinking club.
He says, and Janet can't because
he figures she's going to hear
whatever everyone's on this show
the way it's going. Yes.
Thank you. And he's right.
Uh, you did. Daniel Stern.
Robert Bruckner. Yeah.
Item Happy ten to the Guardians of
our Sanity. This donation bumps me
up to Baron status as the Baron of
the desert sprawl. I pledge to hit
people in the mouth at every
circle K, Walgreens, CVS, Walmart,
Target, and the multitude of strip
malls sprawling across Outer
Phenix that peddles mass market
crap. I will be busy, but the
cause is noble. Resist so much and
a jingle and extra karma for the
producers and those that donated
to celebrate your first decade.
Three, three, three, three, three.
Gilbert from Arizona.
Thank you very much sir Robert
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much about that you got karma
but being Alex McGill Gig delivery
delivery delivery delivery Alex MC
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from FEMA Region X more
specifically, Ketchikan, Alaska.
I was hit in the mouth about three
years ago by my good friend Travis
Olsen. I'm fairly sure it was
before being hit in the mouth was
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I know it goes pretty far back,
which is nice since I hate being
smacked around. That being said,
please de douche me, you've been
de douche to then call out Travis
for being a douche bag.
He's not a douche bag in real
life, but calling him one in front
of a global audience is just too
juicy to pass up, especially since
he hasn't donated to the No Agenda
show. Like forever No Nose.
Thank you for your untiring
talents which have expanded my
cranial vault and fortified my
tower of intellect, making me
invincible. You too, have helped
me see through the media shit
show, which is like knitting,
falling with your fingers.
Please send me some shit.
The master of the small ditty.
Please send me some small business
garment to help boost up my
fledgling brewery.
Baylin Brewing. Like a lot of
brewers, by the way.
On this show, we are sure that
karma will work. And when it does,
I'll be naming one of the flagship
beers an alcoholic oatmeal stout.
No agenda. Oh please play the
drunken donor jingle since is
grossly appropriate. Apropos.
And he's got it here.
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I got that, I got that. But my
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There's got a cabin ballin dot
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It's cute is some beautiful
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mention the no agenda, that 10%
will be redirected. Back to you
guys out of my own profits.
If that doesn't make me a good
slave, what will you do?
The slaves needed a book with me
and the things crashing.
They need to book with me and go
fishing. Best regards, Alex.
Thank you, Alex.
What will you do with the drunk?
No, no.
What will he do with the drunk?
No, no.
What will we do with the drunk?
Don't lie. And the law Me.
I forgot all about that one.
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runs a brewery.
I do remember stuff like that.
Tim Worth three 3333.
I would love to hear some of your
old stories about Dr. Parnell.
Be my stories. Also curious why
Jcdecaux quit appearing on Twits
came up again. Honestly, this show
sucks, he says without me.
Don't eat me.
Hillary and Twitter.
They had thanked me.
Hillary Clinton. Okay.
Anonymous. Three, three, three,
three, three. In Denver.
Keep up the good work.
Anonymous in Denver. But that
detour Archer in Beavercreek,
Ohio. Three 3333 Thanks for your
dynamite. Continued insight.
How Sadly, due to school I've been
a borderline man overboard.
However, I plan on changing that
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one penny thrown in.
Got it for you right here.
I'll be able to join my friends
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from douche bag and ignorance.
As such, I would like to be called
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a K. I have wanted to be a knight
ever since I was young. And thanks
to your special offer, I will be
able to do so.
Here's to another ten years.
You guys are young enough to make
it. Can you read what he wants?
Hear you. Wants?
Uh, get out of my vagina.
It seems to be very popular today.
Yeah, they had. And drone again.
Naturally. Okay. And karma or.
Uh, specify.
Now get out of my vagina.
Oh, my God. And he needs to do.
You've been d do it.
There you go.
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Matthias Karlsson in Sweden. 333.
Longtime listener Seeking.
Deducing Deducing.
You've been d douche.
Thank you for your courage, your
request. I asked in America, the
Korean news lady.
Both these have been perfect as
alarm clock noises during the
periods of heavy work and
overtime. You have been a true
savior for mental hygiene.
Very well. Thank you. And we feel
like when we feel like we are as
well. I'm just looking for the
Korean news lady.
I think it's Korean lady is what
it's called. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. This would be it.
Hi. Hi. This.
We will follow them to the gate.
Tell my sister I feel good.
The. Okay, sir. Synonymous in
Liverpool. 333 Slightly belated
congratulations on your 10th over
many years to come. Coming for all
and a drone song at the end of the
show, please. Okay.
Karma for all you've got. Karma.
Okay. You have to read this one,
but this needs to be cut down.
This is way too long of a note.
It takes up the whole page.
I can't even open it. Tyler Fox,
Barren of Aviation from Cedar
Park, Texas. Good morning, gents.
Wish you could drop the cash right
now to kick me over to buy count
territory that I'll have to wait
for another six months. Thanks to
the anniversary promo, this
donation will get me closer and
Jay and Kay. And then he has a
very long comment about the Dr. Oz
Poop on phone segment and he
happens to know a lot about it.
So I'm going to take this in and
discuss it on a future show. Yes.
So, Sir Tyler Fox, back to
obviously worth discussing.
And he's got a lot of information.
What's too much information for
this segment? Yeah, and I'm going
to give you some tailwinds.
Karma personally, you've got
karma. He's the one.
He's the night who got the money.
So we're going to go flying.
Oh, the money guy.
Yeah, the money night. Yeah.
Oh, that's going to be fun.
Oh, yeah. Well, I think it's sort
of his manifold pressure broker or
something, so it's. It.
It's us momentarily.
Unserviceable aircraft.
Uh, I took a ride in a mooney.
Only once. Nice. Like.
Like rocket. Rocket. I know.
And the guy was the day I did
this. I was in Iceland, and the
guy says, Give me a mooney right
over vestment island.
He didn't say, Watch this, did he?
No, he didn't say anything.
He just he kind of virtually sexy.
He goes to the is takes it to the
beginning of the runway we're in.
He's off the runway about, I don't
know, 40 feet before he even gets
to the runways.
He's coming around. So he just
guns it and before he actually
gets to the runways in the air.
Yeah, it was pretty unbelievable
take off. I guess those things
could take off in 30 feet or some,
like we call it a rolling start.
So he probably was already revving
up as he was turning onto the
runway.
Yeah, well, it's just boom. Yeah.
Boom, boom country. Oh, no.
No, I've done, too. Robert Alter
three, three, three parts unknown.
I do not have any note from
Robert, so why don't you look that
up while I take a look at you?
Nicholas Robinson, 325, from
Redwood City, California.
Please knight me, sir.
Keros a nomadic knight.
All I ask is a moving car to drive
cross-country for the sixth time.
Yes. Special one for you, sir.
You've got karma.
Robert Alter, did you get.
Robert Alter No, I didn't get it
yet. I'll do.
Rich Ballard 321 from Al.
I'll Burg, Vermont. 320 one
Knighthood. I was trying to wait
until you finished your bog off
offer so I could lord it all over
those cheapskates.
But you had to keep it going.
Is it still a real knighthood with
the push to a cheapskate barony.
So thanks. I would like to be
known as Sir Richard the Lionheart
if possible.
Congrats again on ten years.
The show was great last time.
I ask for a house buying karma.
Not only got that, but two more
for two more a three for one deal.
I shall be saying there but
something work with the client now
this. Okay. This is a portion of
some of the rent income from the
first place, but I could use some
more karma to find new tenants and
renovation karma for the new
houses. Otherwise NJ and cake.
And my son Justin is still a
douchebag. I can't believe you
can't believe you didn't take
advantage of the bog off you
cheapskate rental karma.
You've got karma. Okay.
Larry Pell Hammond So you didn't
get Robert all or nothing for
real, I should say this. Yes.
Robert Alter No note.
Thanks, Robert. Larry Palin did
Bella Bella So this is Pell him.
He's the other top money guy with
$317.95. And you did send an email
and there's no other choice with
pop money. Can't leave a message.
I love this show and the sanity it
provides to my life.
Thanks again. You are always
welcome in the Huntsville,
Alabama, if you're in the area.
Thank you.
I just got a place in Huntsville.
Please humor me with Obama Chicken
Dance.
Good scream and little girl. Yay!
Uh, I don't know what the chicken
dance is. I do that at that.
Yeah, I have. It's really Obama.
I think it is. I think it is
called chicken dance. Yeah.
And what was the other one?
Goat scream. Yes.
And little girl. Yay!
Oh, and a gold scream Karma.
Is that the. That the idea?
You didn't say karma.
I just want to go scream.
Just to go scream. Okay. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. No, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, Hey. Oh. Oh, Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, Hey.
Yeah. Inappropriate.
I'd say Sean Razor parts unknown
350 or five. Had some health
struggles, which keeps you from
donating regularly.
But I couldn't pass up this
outstanding opportunity of the
bold Go special, so I'm donating
three of five which have push me
over the top for knighting these
knight me assertion.
Can I get a rant over the night of
the second decade?
Can I get a random manning clip
followed by some karma.
And he also says he says John says
you're reading say this.
Say the following quote, I really
love the mouse. It is the greatest
invention ever of the wise.
You're going to have to explain
coming down here. What hole for
you won't be able to sit down.
You've got karma because there's
your random manning clip as
requested. That's pretty, pretty,
pretty dubious. Who? Yes, sir.
Ralph Baron, Viscount of The
Natural More and more is net
something.
And Germany in Deutschland? Yes.
Asking do we have a no For me?
Yes, we do.
He says, Congratulations.
Keep going on. All the best from
good old Jiminy. Yeah, that's why
we were very happy, pleased that
we have so many.
Deutsche Landers. Duncan Martin in
Canyon Canyon County, California.
Two or three hundreds at Canyon
County. Hey, guys.
Belated congrats on the 10th of
the most entertaining podcast in
the net. Congratulate me as well
for being a doubling is $300
donation. Raise you two well over
the mark from a knighthood.
I would like to be known as
surprisingly refreshing.
Surprisingly, I get it.
A surprisingly refreshing. Yes.
If somehow that's taken out, go
with just Sir Duncan another. No.
And I'm trying to figure out how
to call you guys out on a big
screw up without sounding like a
douchebag. I screw it.
Here goes Anyway. I cannot believe
you guys did not catch this.
Literally cannot believe it.
Now, I'm not saying you guys
believe what Billy Corgan said,
but it should have been obvious
that he's full of shit.
He gave himself away when someone
telling a true story follow up
questions and are dealt with
strenuous. Lee from memory.
When someone is making up a
bullshit story, providing details
is a big problem. You literally
refuse to provide details without
ever providing a reasonable
explanation why the details are a
problem. Why is he wasting our
time in the first place with his
BS? If you won't go into details
anyway, what are we what are we
talking about here? And it's You
can't believe we didn't say that.
I don't know.
We were laughing at Billy Corgan.
That was your clip, you remember?
Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know.
I don't know, Duncan. I'm not
quite sure what you're saying,
but. But you're right, Duncan.
We screwed up. Yeah. Thank you.
He wants, uh. Don't be a denier.
Shut up. Science two to the head.
The science is in.
Shut up already. Science.
Oh, sure, hon. Anonymous. 300.
Now he's in parts unknown.
I've been a little reluctant,
reticent to make a donation
overseas. Ever since John revealed
the name source of my last
donation on show 895.
I'm currently known as Sir John
Anonymous. I would like to change
my title to Sir Reginald von Van
Gleason, the third otherwise known
as Reggie Van Gleason the third.
I made a $300 donation today.
On the donations page, it will
show up as someone.
I'm not saying your name.
With this donation, I would become
a baronet. Previous donations.
And he's got it all here. I know
you're extremely busy writing the
two four offer, but it possibly.
Please, you're not announce my
name. Meanwhile, he slips it into
the copy. Yeah, The very dangerous
saying this is very dangerous.
Please use my new name as Sir
Reginald Van Gleason.
The third, which is a Jackie
Gleason character, of course.
As usual. Great show.
Keep up the great analysis, Sir
Reginald Van Gleason, or I think
Sir Lucas of the Lost Bitch $300
Tacoma, Washington.
So look at the last minute here.
I'm donating to celebrate the
birth of my first human resource.
Congratulation, Roxie. In Lundy.
How do I say the middle name?
Union Myung Nguyen Union. Well.
Oh, it's a it's out today.
She's scheduled to be born on
November 2nd. One way or another.
Her. All right.
Well, congratulations. Welcome.
Welcome to Gitmo Nation.
Roxy, can you manage to get that
swallowing? Because any of the
Vietnamese swallow their know
little girl. Boom, shot clock.
A little girl. Yang Karma.
Good luck. You've got karma, sir.
Andrew Harms kc0wi 73.
Happy anniversary.
This double credit will top off my
fifth knighthood bringing me to
Viscount. I realized that I never
requested a barony, so I'd like to
claim the Viscount of Omaha. Hmm.
You got it.
You're going to have to.
You're going to get buffet.
But you got it. You own it. Yeah.
Thomas Clayton, Congratulations on
ten years. Just karma requested
that you've got karma.
Simon and Simon. Simon.
It is the best yet and best new
work. And the best new work.
Well, the best British shows got
to have a British the best in New
York. Thanks for ten years.
The best podcasting universe, one
of the few, if not the only media
outlet where I actually feel more
intelligent listening to it.
I particularly enjoy John
attempting to say my surname and
completely mangling it.
I would henceforth like to be
known as Sir Neb of the
Unpronounceable Isles. Good idea.
Yes. I didn't see Adam do a better
job, but I'm the one who gets
condemned. Sir Brian Knight of the
Northern Connecticut.
West Hartford. Two 8282.
United States going broke.
Hartford, Connecticut. Yeah.
Connecticut's going broke. Yeah.
Yeah.
There'll be something to see.
Mm hmm.
Thank you for your courage.
Getting on in the final days of
the double credit promotion to
push across the line to Baronet.
Some of the richest people live in
Connecticut, oddly enough.
I know. Isn't that funny?
As a former is ironic.
Is a former member.
Eventual ringleaders.
All the rich people that live in
York don't want to live in
Manhattan.
They all live in Connecticut.
Some live in Jersey.
Much, much maligned. Get my nation
right off this good note.
As a former member, eventual
ringleader of the much maligned
Gitmo Nation roundtable, Oh, I had
to donate after the shout out,
albeit derisive. On Sunday's
episode, we did this show for just
about two years and did pivot away
from complaining about no agenda.
But we never came close to being
the best podcast in the universe.
When the person, Sir Brian Knight
of Northern Connecticut becoming
baronet Brian of Northern
Connecticut. And we welcome you
back with love, my friend.
There's there is no love lost.
Really. Welcome back.
You've got Carmen.
You probably never left.
Keith Houser. Yeah, we'll deal
with the economy. Two 6969 Thanks
for all you guys do.
Congratulations on the ten years.
It would be possible to hear the
Obama Crazy Cockroach song and to
add my daughter Emily and myself
to the birthday list.
She'll be one on the 19th and
he'll be 35 on the 17th.
Yes, you're on the list.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My house. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Shame on. Na na na. Hi. Okay.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm up and out. Hey.
In the booth.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
A programing note for those of you
new to the program. This is not
the typical length of our donation
segment. This is a special 10th
year anniversary celebration in
extended format. Yes. Yes.
And it takes longer than usual.
Yes. And we're continuing.
We do you know, we're going to do
our normal thing and read these
notes, at least most of them.
I Gregory Keir in Langley, British
Columbia, 265. I'm hoping that you
can make a special case and allow
this to be a two for donation.
On October 21st. My four week old
grandson suffered a head injury in
a household accident. Yikes.
Oh, and ended up on life support
in the BC Children's Hospital in
Vancouver. The little guys come
here like a champ and is being
discharged tomorrow. Needless to
say, this has been a week from
hell for the family. We're still
not sure whether to have any long
term problems, but so far as
recoveries exceeded the
expectations of the medical people
every step of the way, I've been a
bit distracted. Oh, so donation of
265 have doubled and added to the
total of the most. You know, these
little kids, you know, they get
into trouble, especially when they
first start to crawl. Yeah.
And they think it's cool that they
can move themselves around and
they run all over the place.
They try to climb and they're more
dangerous.
The house is dangerous.
Totally morons. They're dumb.
Stupid little kids are stupid,
stupid. But we feel bad for and
happy that he's on the mend.
That's good. Yeah. We're smarter
eventually, but yeah, hopefully
you don't have any after effects.
My donation to $65 dollar mostly
for all our week subscription over
the last year and change my
neighborhood if not doubled.
I'm going to claim my Canadian
privilege and take your other
generous.
Yes we do accept this deal.
Yeah the dollar right. Of course
the dollar is worth $1,000,000 at
equivalency. So I've got anywhere
I can you get the county your
thank you for what you do and the
shout out to my older millennial
son Brad Braden, who hit me in the
mouth in 2015 and opened my eyes
to the B.S. I was getting from the
mainstream media and I was like to
be knighted. Sir Gregory of the
Brooks Brooks would please give a
long overdue deed pushing and no
jingles, but a great big dose of
comfort for my family, especially
for the little guy. Yeah. 73.
All right. 73.
You've been deduced.
You've got karma. Okay.
Newsflash Country music's top
publicist accused of
propositioning intern for sex,
showing employees porn. Yeah.
Yeah. This is the great time to be
a podcast. It sure is.
And more breaking news.
Trump just nominated Jerome Powell
to lead the Federal Reserve.
I lost that bet. I know you did.
You thought Yellen was just going
to stay in. Yeah, we had this, you
know, we discussed this on this
show and then and Horowitz's, you
know, I was thinking, Ya'alon has
been doing such a great job of
keeping the economy from crashing,
which should have happened
technically last month in October.
And she's been hanging in there
with her or whatever she does.
And I think it's just risky to put
a new person in there with a
different thought process.
And the Horowitz or was it you, I
think was Horowitz who made the
argument he was you made the
argument that Trump puts his own
people in there.
That was Horowitz.
That was Horowitz. We don't think
he wants his own people.
He doesn't want some old, you
know, somebody else making it all
happen because the next, you know,
credit Obama. But, you know, I
think I think Horowitz was happy
with that idea. He liked it.
He thought Powell would be good.
No, everybody on the street thinks
that. On the street.
The street to street. I personally
don't like to see things change.
I've been there. You know, I don't
like it when I'm working for a
magazine or a newspaper.
And the editor goes and the new
editor comes in. I know it's not
going to be pleasant because it's
not you know, they're not this
other guy's person. It's happened
to me a number of times.
A new guy comes in, he doesn't
want anybody that's like, You're
done. Yeah. Yeah.
So I don't like these changes like
this. And I think this is good.
This maybe will trigger the
collapse that we're looking for.
Christiane Borsa, $250 from
Austria or Australia or Australia.
First time donor listener since
John upset the apple cart.
A twit. Can I please request a
deducing jobs? Carmen, you human
resource, karma and house building
karma? Why, yes you can if you've
been d do your jobs, Jobs and
jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
You've got karma, sir.
Dean Baron and the Gold Coast.
Thanks for ten years of an
outstanding product.
All the best I believe in with
this donation. And I become a
viscount and would like to add the
island of St Mary to the
Protectorate. Done. Mm hmm.
Long live no agenda.
I like to call it Brian and
Gillian as douche bag.
This bag is swag, Brian and
Gillian as being cool out of a
douche bag by Eric WESSEL Dike.
This is just the way this thing
spreads.
It may live in the same note.
Okay, onward. Bruce Schwalm got
his douche bag in Harrisburg,
Pennsylvania. I believe that
should make me a knighthood, and
Knight might make my knighthood a
reality. De douche. Me too.
So I'll be knighted. Give me three
shouts of one goat, please.
Long live the best podcast in the
universe. You've been deduced.
Whoops. Sorry. Okay. 250 bucks.
I didn't get his goat.
I'm sorry, I.
Oh, I thought you did. I'm sorry.
I messed it up. I had.
I had the service goat karma and
was the wrong one.
So we'll just do.
He wanted to triple goats.
So one. I got a got a gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
All right. Good, boys. Good job.
I discouraged people in the future
from requesting that. Please.
How about some content right here?
Let me get one first. No, we have
to skip at least to this, because
I just did wrestle dikes.
Douche bag call out.
So I need to read this note.
All right. Eric Wetzel Dike in
Portage, Michigan, 250.
Congratulations on ten years
Night, Missouri, the West Michigan
judge. Also, I need to call up
Brian and Gillian as douchebags.
We just did that. I hit them in
the mouth during the 2016 campaign
and not heard them donate yet.
Sorry, guys, you knew this was
coming and you did.
It did happen so quickly.
All right, now we can do it.
Oh, I was. I had a little bit of,
uh, service. Goat content.
Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes.
Here we go. So those guys back
there and gals, they are from
Split Creek Farm in Anderson, and
they're working with Ashley
Addiction Treatment And Marilyn
for this new initiative, therapy,
innovative therapy, I should say.
The Anderson Farm donated five
goats. There they are to the
addiction facility, which is
located in Maryland.
There's Baba going to be helping
out. The treatment facility says
the goats provide love and
companionship and purpose to these
young people who may have nothing
else in life to live for.
Now, one of the employees of the
Split Creek Farm is an alumni of
Ashley Addiction Treatment, which
has been in operation for more
than 30 years. So Bubba and his
four the Friends will be heading
up there and changing lives.
That's right. Changing lives.
We are from the future.
The service goat is a reality.
So we got a note from someone who
was discussing some incident that
took place, which I didn't have
time to read this show next time
or the show after it talked about
these women getting on a plane or
going someplace with with a
service bird. Yeah. A nice.
Well, you know, a service bird.
Yeah. Really? Yeah, I know.
I think people are just taking
advantage of things. Michael Ochs
240 bucks, And if you can read it,
because I can open it. Yes.
Michael Oakes says this donation
was generous. Discounts should
push me above knighthood.
Please knight me, Sir Charles
Bronson and Engine Co provide
accounting in a separate email.
Thank you very much.
I have for got Brian Noni.
And you have an email from him,
$240. I am going and looking as we
speak. Counsel for Husky came in
and again, here's an example of
three emails exactly the same.
It's always three is not five or
two, but I'll read his last one,
which usually they use to keep the
other one in there.
Do you accidentally say my name?
Don't read this note.
I'll get what we didn't say.
You said his name.
Said I said his name.
So we can't read that. Sorry.
Sean. Sean Dempsey. $237 from
Hamburg, Deutschland.
I do not have a note from him.
By the way, I think another
clarification or clerical thing
should be mentioned here. You
could put Anonymous in that little
box that PayPal provides its,
which has nodes. And that usually
would prevent what just happened,
which is that if you say my name,
you can't read this note. Although
it seems to me that that was a
benefit.
Thomas Hague It is a change in.
I. Kelly Hagan.
No, I don't think that's the one.
Well, Thomas.
Hey, you didn't have to know.
Just. Congratulations.
I was saying, Sean Dempsey.
I know.
I'm looking up the wrong guy.
Sorry. Yeah, Let's try it again.
Hmm. Sean should be in there.
Sean.
Meanwhile, I can do Thomas Hagan.
Two 3456 Irvine, California.
Congratulations on ten years.
Jingle requests. Whoopee.
Get out. Uh, somebody's getting
cornhole scream.
We came, We saw he dies.
Get out of my vagina.
Someone's getting cornhole today.
Success to me. So, I mean, that is
the land of unconfirmed.
Yes, we came.
We saw you died having.
No Sean Dempsey at all.
There's a there's a SAB Dempsey
from April Sir racer Nate Nathan
Hodge to 25. Gentlemen, today's
donations now put in Baron all in
one year. I like to ask for a Yoko
Ono cut short by two shots to the
head. I will mention that this is
a very difficult.
This is a 410 points, very
difficult attempt because Adam has
not yet skipped the stuck the
landing on this one.
But we'll see if he can do it.
But it's too late. Yoko Ono shot
to the head and the little girl.
Yay! Thanks for the wine
suggestions, John.
I tried the Kirkland 2014 kayak.
I was impressed and went back to
it. The last three bottles.
Yeah, well, a 2015 Beaujolais is
what I'm telling everyone now.
Okay?
Why? I'm holding up a seven cow.
Michael Oakes 240 bucks is
donation with the generous
discount should put push me above
knighthood. Hold on.
I don't know why you're doing that
one. We've done that one several
times. We're now at Bill being in
this thing, Juno from Oklahoma.
So it's finally here.
I'm a night of the roundtable.
You guys have been hitting me in
the mouth since 2014.
Your insight is second to none.
And I always find myself saying
the words, well, John said or Adam
said. And then I get a strange
look from someone like who was
John? Who's Adam?
And then I proceed to hit them in
the mouth.
Congratulations on ten years.
Quite a feat in modern
broadcasting.
Some folds can't function.
Some some folks can't make it ten
episodes without getting canceled.
Here's to podcasting.
Here's to value for value.
Here's to another ten years
douchebag Kyle Tyler man for not
donating.
Not even a freaking buck.
Come on, man. Give me a three chem
trails in a row and I'm out, bro.
Bill being from Oklahoma. Okay?
And Wales and I can play wills and
I can. And Wales.
Okay. Spence, I find that found
where we are.
Spencer Sumner. 205 50.
I have no idea why I jumped to
that spot. Credit donations to
Spencer Sumner, not Taylor.
We did. Here is a donation to 74
Canadian dollar. Please.
Night, Mr. Spencer Sumner.
That thanks to the double credits,
I am only 300 hours away from
Baronet. And JFK. All right.
Merry go to guy Chris.
Chris of Alexandria 200.
Please use my first name.
Congrats on ten years I've been
listening since the single digit
show days back when I was first
heard John on to it mentioned
drying out.
Doing a little podcast with that.
Tim Curry I thought that guy from
MTV, I had to give it a listen.
I've been with it ever since.
Anyone who's still with this show
and actually listen says those
days. I congratulate you.
As it evolves into the best
podcast in the universe.
It's been a while since I've
donated, so please do douche me.
Mhm. An issue you've been deduced
and because of the random number
theory he'd like, Of course.
Chem trails. Yep. It's science.
Little girl. Yay!
And a goat karma. Okay.
And I already. Science. Yeah.
And you've got karma.
And he'll be the knighted as Sir
Chris of Old Town Alexandra, which
is a beautiful area of the
country. Anyone hasn't visited,
they should know now in the two
hundreds.
And we're doing all these.
We're doing these two hundreds,
and then we're going back to our
regularly scheduled program. Yes.
Chase McCarthy at the top of the
list, along with Chris.
Thanks for ten years of better
thinking and good laughs you get
to next. Thank you very much.
Christopher. Formatting Parts
Unknown to an Italian in the
morning, gents. For the past 15
months, I've been telling myself
to donate and send it in a winning
well thought and a witty, well
thought. Hmm. Well, I hate to say
you're only getting the money.
I'm not witty.
May I get a deduction?
Yes, you can get a. You've been d
duced a guy in two Jackson and new
business Karma, love and light
from Gerren.
Yes, you can do that.
Should you chew? Choo choo choo
choo keng choo choo choo choo choo
choo choo choo choo choo choo kai
karma. Well, I just thought I said
whatever happened to her.
Good question. She's off.
Off the list, I guess.
Chris Jennings is in Mesa,
Arizona, too honored.
Thank you for the opportunity to
accelerate achieving my
knighthood. This promotion
encouraged me to do a dear douche
bag check and get myself back on
track.
Giving regular donations attach.
You'll find a PDF of the record at
our blog. If you need additional
information, let me know. Thank
you so much for that consistently
excellent program you turn out
every week. It is truly improve
the quality of life and mental
hygiene for my whole family.
Nice. Please know that the work
you do is appreciated.
Keep it up.
Chuck Jennings in Mesa, Arizona.
Thank you very much. And that
concludes this first portion of
people where you will be thanking
or do a little bit of show now,
although we've kind of been doing
consistently show during this,
which I think is good.
I like that. This is how value for
value works has been ten years.
And the response and the the value
has been given is just it's it's
highly appreciated.
It's really nice.
Feel very, very good. I'd like to
do more show for sure.
But you know, you only turn ten
once. And who knows? Who knows?
And I'll tell. And I'll tell you
to make sure you graduate from
high school. And it's such an
important way to do this, because
we can say anything we want.
Actually, here's an example. This
is a Jen Bryony from the
Congressional Dish podcast, who
was, I would say, somewhat of a
protege of yours, certainly, John,
with ours. She posted a note she
got from Amazon from the
Associates program.
Yeah, that's a good one. Just to
give you an example of why you
just there is no other way to do
this. Hello.
From the Associates program.
We are writing to tell you that
effective as of two date, Amazon
is terminating your associates
account under the terms of the
operating agreement. We may
terminate your account at any
time, with or without cause.
This decision is final and not
subject to appeal.
It is important that you
immediately remove all Amazon
content from your sites.
Please be aware that any other
accounts you have or may open in
the future may be closed without
payment of any fees. Amazon
reserves all other rights and
claims because you are not in
compliance with the operating
agreement, Amazon will not pay you
any outstanding advertising fees
related to your account.
Amazon exercises its right under
the operating agreement to
withhold fees based on violations
which include the following.
You are incentivizing others to
visit the Amazon site by
specifying purchases made using
your special links will help to
support your website.
You are encouraging customers to
bookmark your Amazon links as
opposed to clicking through your
site to reach Amazon.
Thank you for your participation
in the Amazon Associates program.
It's the same thing that I got
banned from Google for.
When I had the big book show and
the big app show, I say, Hey,
yeah, I said, You know, I got
advertising. You're using Google,
you're using Google ads, and what
were you doing? Okay, Well, I
don't remember this story.
I know you got banned, but give us
the story again. I had an app and
it was a big app show.
And I had I angled the video in a
way that I was doing a screencast
so you could see this beginning of
apps when apps were just getting
high. It was like a best of apps
top ten. Yeah, I thought.
I thought this was a really good
idea. You went through a lot of
work so it would play right in the
right direction.
This was a good idea.
I think why it failed is I have no
idea. Well, it failed because I
was making a couple grand a month
in ads from the app because people
were liking it, you know, and they
were, you know, clicking on ads.
And then Google said, Right, your
app cannot go link into something
else. No, I because I said to
people, hey, click on the ads.
And then people would click on the
ads and then Google said that's a
violation. So it is about, yeah,
Google has a strict rules.
Amazon as well, apparently.
So if you say, hey, you'll help
out the show by clicking on the
Amazon links, you'll get banned
for life. Yeah.
What sense does that make?
Uh, well, I think it makes some
sense, but.
But the Amazon is for product.
If people buy the product, how do
they.
Why do they care how it happened?
It doesn't make sense
superficially. And I agree.
But then it's dumb from the
perspective of make just making
money. All right. And I'd say the
same thing about Google.
All right.
People are clicking and clicking.
But the thing is, I get the sense
that these guys it's like you work
for these companies. We fact every
company I've worked for recently,
when I go to actually get a job, I
do once in a while. I like, you
know, sometimes you get bored, You
you get a job. Yeah. These
companies, this is how I tell my
tech TV story. Tech TV decides
that they're going to do a website
blog. Something like that is early
in the early days when it was CD
TV. And so meanwhile, in the
process of doing that, they had
Leo Laporte working there, who was
already running his own blog, Leo
Ville. And then they hired Chris
Perillo, who probably at the time
was the top blogger in the
country. I don't think there's any
doubt about it. And I had was
dabbling in it, but I wasn't a
superstar.
But Leo and Chris, definitely.
Did they ever even ask them once
to try to extract something they
might know is real?
Don't be so crazy. No, no.
They just went off on their own
merry own way, doing their own
thing with because they brought
somebody is somebody and some guy
who claimed to be an expert
witness. No.
None Numbers or nothing.
Just the other guy, you know, says
I can do it. And this is the kind
of thing that this is. What I
think is going on here, is that
Amazon has these experts say,
here's how we want to be able to
analyze these numbers so we can we
can use our A.I. and we can
recommend machine learning.
And if somebody is there, push and
they say, hey, push this. But
because it supports the show that
screws up the algo.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, because there's no other
reason. And of course, it makes so
much more sense to have people
click on the product they just
bought. I mean, you're Al Gore's
are really doing a kickass job.
Amazon fire, everybody who helped
make you big when you were begging
for affiliates begging, I tell
you, begging. And then all of the
you're not doing it right we need
the Al goes and then the result of
those Al goes is I buy a product,
I see all ads for the same
product. We're doomed.
I think your experience with
Google, which I, I best use Google
ad every so often in a blog, and I
looked over their stuff and they
make a big, big deal about it.
Oh, don't whatever you do, don't
draw attention to the ads.
Don't don't, don't tell people to
click on the ads, whatever you do.
That's the worst thing you can do,
is telling people to click.
I don't recommend clicking because
you could do that if you it would
be very easy to do. Well, anyway,
Rick click and thanks. Thank you.
Thank you again, everybody.
And we'll be thanking more people
at the end of the show, which will
include the nice things in the
birthdays, etc.. That's the
format. And then I guess we'll be
back to kind of more normal ish
show length maybe by Sunday.
It doesn't matter. I didn't look,
I got nothing better to do.
I enjoy it. I think the notes and
it turns out that the two of us
have the skill to go seven and a
half hours yakking.
We got stamina, baby.
Nothing but stamina.
And another show on Sunday, Barack
dawg Slash and and although a lot
of you said you do it and you have
done it, I'm doing it.
Continue to do it. Do it.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the
mouth. Lord
Wales shut out some Champlain.
Woo hoo! The beaches are open.
Now, I don't know if you want to
go straight into my thesis
compendium or you want to play
something as a little break in
something. But, you know, let's go
into the thesis and I'll play
something afterwards. Nah, Right.
So a couple of things I learned
while on my trip and I was
listening to people and this is
this is a thesis it's in process
is usually is and I do have a map
which I will give you in a moment,
but it kind of started with how
come all your themes always
involve a map? Wow, man.
Because it's very easy to
understand huge geopolitical moves
if you take a look at the frickin
map. Okay.
This is not taught in schools.
They don't teach geography
anymore. They don't teach you?
Of course they teach geography.
No, I don't think so. I think they
all they teach is sexual gender
studies, gender studies, gender
studies. That's it. Gender studies
and racial studies.
Racial studies and social justice
studies. Social justice studies.
Yeah. Great. I was thinking about,
you know, the Catalonia and
possibly other, you know, Scotland
and the maybe the balloons.
And there's there's there's, you
know, was it I think the in
Germany, the not the Dresden on
Dresden. Anyway, there's all all
these little regional little break
off here. Yeah. They could break
off and and I'm thinking, you
know, I mean there's something
about this. And let me start first
here with the European leaders,
what they have to say to the
Catalan separatists.
There was no support of Catalan
independence from European
leaders. You Council President
Donald Tusk tweeted for EU,
nothing changes. Spain remains our
only interlocutor.
I hope the Spanish government
favors force of argument, not
argument of force.
Commission President Jean-Claude
Juncker said it was important to
avoid any splits and fractures in
the European Union because there
are already enough of them.
I do not want a situation where
tomorrow the EU is made up of 95
different states, Juncker said.
French President Emmanuel Macron
also said that he was fully
supportive of Spanish Prime
Minister Mariano Rajoy.
In Berlin. Angela merkel's
spokesman, Steffen Seibert, said
the German government does not
recognize such a declaration of
independence, adding that Berlin
supported the clear position of
Rajoy in his bid to restore calm
and order. Charles Michel, the
prime minister of Belgium, who
faces Flemish separatism, tweeted
The political crisis can only be
solved through dialog.
We call for a peaceful solution
with respect for national and
international order.
Finally, Gianni Pittella, the head
of the Socialist Group in the
European Parliament, tweeted this
sad day for Europe.
We show our support and our
solidarity with the Socialist
Party in Spain and all the Spanish
people. It's obvious that this is
not something the EU mothership is
happy about. And as I was talking
with one of my drivers, the Uber
driver was a cab driver.
And this guy was he was from
Ankara, hadn't lived there, and he
lives in Holland, 16 year Dutch
citizen. But I have the fine
Turkish accent and I you have to
tune in. You know, I really got to
tune in to what he's saying. And
and we're speaking English and he
says, you know, this is all too
fast. It happened too fast.
He said, Why is no one seeing the
obvious? What do you mean seeing
the obvious?
This is like Arab Spring.
This is something going on.
This is European springs.
Look at what's happening.
It's happening.
We're talking about everywhere.
It's popping up.
It's popping up as that, huh?
Well, that's very interesting,
because I will say, although
Catalonia, of course, has been
brewing for a long time, it has
some similarities with the Arab
Spring. When we start in Tunisia
and it was clearly, you know,
provocateurs at work everywhere
and there were all the price of
bread in the air and there were
all kinds of reasons.
Well, there was Egypt. There are
all kinds of reasons that this
happened. And, you know, and look
where we are now. You know, we had
we're in Syria with God knows how
many people, all kinds of stuff
just start popping off.
And, you know, we killed Gaddafi
and a lot of things happened.
So I said, what if we view this in
that light? What if we view what's
happening with these European
break offs as a something that's
being provoked, provocateurs and
work? And I think what what could
be going on. So I start looking
around a YouTube videos and I find
this, um, this conference, the
Crans Montana, which is a big EU,
not just EU, I guess big economic
conference, which was held in
Barcelona earlier this year.
It's going to play a clip from it
and then I'll start to give you a
thesis about what I think might be
happening. That must be the far
reaching aspiration of Chinese
foreign policy was one of the main
issues discussed other grounds
once on a forum in Barcelona, then
hundreds of political and economic
heavyweights debated. And then you
still thought this is a macro
project that launched in 2013 by
Chinese President Xi Jinping,
which aims to unite Asia, Africa
and Europe by land and sea,
bringing a new dimension to the
global economy. The initiative
includes some 60 countries
accounting for 60% of the world's
population, 30% of its GDP, and
75% of its energy resources.
The main investors want
governments to cooperate to help
secure their money, some of which
has already filtered down.
There are a lot of smaller
economies on this corridor with a
lot of natural resources.
So for these economies, rather
than transporting the raw
materials. We see that due to this
New Silk Road, the producers will
come closer to where the raw
materials are and they will help
these economies to create a value
added chain by developing their
raw material resources into
finished goods. Many of the
countries along the route could
improve deficiencies in their
infrastructure and transport,
which currently make trading
difficult. Last May, the Beijing
government announced a further
injection of about €110,000
million. But how will alliances
between governments and companies
benefit citizens?
Now, this is something that you, I
think, initially brought to the
table. The New Silk Road, also
known as the Belt and Road
Initiative, or also known as Belt
One. One Belt One Road. Yes.
Below are and there are different
initiatives with different
meanings as we'll find out.
So I and I believe we talked about
this like it's a, you know, train
that's going to be from from
northern China, all over eastern
China, all the way to into Europe.
And I'm like, you know, I'm just
going to take a look at this again
and see if I can connect anything
with, you know, reason why there
may be some provocateur stuff
going on with this European
spring. And it wasn't until I came
across the following map, which
you can find at Silk Road dot no
agenda notes dot com.
Are you going there?
I'm going there. Now that I
understood the full impact of the
Silk Road. Dot No agenda notes
Silk Road dot no agenda notes dot
com. And this map shows not just
the train route, which you'll see,
interestingly enough, terminates
in Madrid, goes through the
province of Catalonia into Madrid,
and that's the termination of the
entire route.
You think there's a problem?
Maybe something going on?
Because the Chinese have a very
clear statement. If there's crap
going on in a country we don't
know. We're not a part of that and
we don't want that. So there's an
issue getting the tracks all the
way to Madrid as it is currently
planned to run straight through
Catalonia. And. Well, yeah, now.
Well, let me let me let me let me
ask you. I have to ask you
questions as you go along.
All right. Without jumping ahead
of your theory. But.
I just want to mention what's
interesting is that I think what
you're getting at is, is Catalonia
is a bottleneck. It's like one of
these things that you'd find on
Rubicon, you know, where this is
the little spot. And if you could
screw it up, you got there, you
could have some leverage.
And but the way I'm looking at
this, the the map you got here,
which is a good one, and it's got
that southern. Now, what's what's
most important here beside the
train. That's why I started with
it is the maritime route, which
you can see there. All of those
all of the ports they have all
across Africa.
But look what else is happening.
The maritime route goes through
Myanmar. Problems in Myanmar?
Yeah, you betcha.
Well, I'm seeing this.
I'm looking at this train ride
that you're talking about. And.
And here's what I want you to
conclude. That I think I have a
backup piece of information.
Oh, no. We again, this is just
this Catalonia thing.
And not to mention the other
spots. They're blaming Russia for
the Catalonian thing, the Russian
troll farm. This has been done.
This came out in this in different
conversations and in different
news stories of Russians because
they have been screwing with
elections. They're behind this
Catalonia mess, which is exactly
the way we do it.
We would point the finger at
Russia as we caused the trouble.
I think we're behind this.
Well, you did just jump ahead.
Thank you very much. But I'll I'll
I'll roll it out anyway.
I was afraid to to that.
All right. So I'm going to roll it
out for you and it'll become
apparent why I think indeed we're
behind it. So getting there, you
also have the economic belt.
And the economic belt, which I
have a definition for you at this
page also has what economic
corridor, I should say has all
links to stories, etc., from the
Wikipedia economic corridors or
integrated networks of
infrastructure within a
geographical area designed to
stimulate economic development.
So this corridor is, you know,
it's not like a one road or
anything, but it's a belt of money
where and the Chinese are lending
countries the money to participate
in the project. This is what
becomes very, very spooky.
The economic belt that runs not
only through Afghanistan.
But it also runs through Pakistan.
Have a listen.
Get on Coast Guard.
Keep a watch on fishing vessels
and smugglers while a naval task
force patrols the sea lanes
protecting the new port.
Pakistani and Chinese flags drape
the new Port Authority building.
Gwadar in Baluchistan will now
rank as one of the more strategic
ports in the region.
We've heard of Balochistan, we've
heard of Gwadar with Jebel Ali and
Bundarra. But it's been later to
China with this port holding
company for 40 years, while Jimmy
Gwadar two will become the gateway
of prosperity for the province of
block just and Pakistan as a
whole. Gwadar Port has a very
important strategic position where
investments have been poured in by
China and soon industrialization
will kick off, which will not only
create jobs for thousands of
people, but also change the whole
country. Gwadar, controlled by
thousands of kilometers, reducing
travel time and opening up a new
trade corridor. Gwadar is a vital
link in the China-pakistan
economic corridor.
Not only will it provide a
shortcut for Chinese goods to
reach the markets of the Middle
East and Africa, it will also help
Pakistan economically and beyond
that, help the people of
Baluchistan, one of Pakistan's
least developed provinces.
Just a few months ago, 100 Chinese
trucks traveled more than 2500
kilometers to Pakistan to offload
their containers at Gwadar for the
first time. The new board will
provide untold benefits to one of
Pakistan's most underdeveloped
provinces. Okay, so the Chinese
trucks are already building in
Pakistan.
That creates a problem for India.
And do we not see in the news our
president siding up to India,
choosing sides? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
India.
We're with India right now.
Oh, I have two major
infrastructure projects in South
and Southeast Asia in which India
would be a vital player, a move
that could potentially act as a
counter to China's ambitious Belt
and Road initiative. The New Silk
Road Project would be a public
private initiative in which India
would be a key player.
The US State Department said the
budgetary request offered South
and Central Asia will support the
two initiatives. The New Silk Road
focuses on Afghanistan and its
neighbors and the Indo-Pacific
economic corridor, linking South
Asia with Southeast Asia.
We have a project called the New
Silk Road that we're doing with
the Indians. This is going to be.
Epic.
We are, but we're fighting out.
Now listen to other countries,
John. Venice is is on the list for
the for the corridor.
Athens, which is already a, you
know, a complete crapshoot there.
All of these places have been
disrupted either economically or
culturally.
Just just destabilized.
We have to be behind it.
Well, besides you calling me a
horrible name. What I call you
deconstructing what's obvious to a
no agenda list, or which includes
me. No, I.
You know, I didn't mean it.
I know. I was just kidding.
But it's.
But it's funny because you.
You can't not have me see it
immediately by looking at this
now. I know, I know. But I wanted
to roll it out, you know, like
supporting it. It's just like.
It's just like a jaw dropper.
But it is. It is.
There can't be anybody else that
has the ability to do this.
It's not the EU.
The EU is a bunch of boneheads.
Yeah. You don't know what they're
doing. So it has to be our
intelligence services behind it.
And but the give away again I'll
go back to it is blaming the
Russians. Yeah well the Russians
the Russians are definitely a part
of the project. Yeah.
The Russians are on the on the
Chinese side. Yes. Yes.
Because they're getting screwed by
us and our sanctions. Right.
So we blame the Russians.
So we blame the Russians for what
we're doing. Yeah, that's.
That's an old trick is a calico
intel trick. It's very common.
There's books written about it.
The Russians tried to do the same
thing with all these phony baloney
operations They set up to do their
$40,000 and high end advertising,
which the whole thing is a joke.
Yes, I'm looking at this and I
think it's. Yeah. And it looks
like the Chinese want to go.
They want to go go west.
Well, I have I have a quick
meeting over the place. I have a
quick little refresher on the One
Belt One Road in Chicago.
Should that Flemish area do?
And Belgium. Oh, yeah.
It's going all these you can we
can predict where there's going to
be destabilization.
You can just look at the map and
it's like, oh, it's just going to
happen now. How about Djibouti?
It's going to happen everywhere.
China is hosting a major
international conference, the One
Belt One Road Initiative.
The move announced by President Xi
Jinping in 2013, mimics the
historic Silk Road trade route
that will link China with Central
Asia, the Middle East and Europe.
Jinping has already pumped 1
trillion USD of government money
into the project. Go, go these.
This is a time of interdependence
where global threats are breaking
out all the time.
No country has the ability to
remain unaffected.
Nor can countries solve problems
alone. Yeah, well, part of you
just merely invented the
geopolitical project is seen by
some as a repositioning of the
global economy, with China as a
dominant player in world affairs
for the EU. A beneficial trade
deal at both ends of the New Silk
Road is a key consideration in
order to materialize what the
Presidency has said.
Let's speed up investment
negotiations and let's have a good
result as soon as possible.
The Asian Infrastructure
Investment Bank says it will
support the plan if it promotes
growth is socially acceptable and
environmentally friendly as a big
ass project. And they're putting
the money out there and well, they
got all of Africa, they have all
of those shipping lanes, all the
ports. They got the, you know,
Gwadar, which is way too close to
India for for comfort.
Sri Lanka, another place that
there will be a part of the
economic corridor. And now I
finally understand Afghanistan
makes nothing but sense.
Yeah, we got a block that will
block it right there.
Yeah, we just stay there and you
hear Baluchistan.
Well, Baluchistan is because we.
We got those drug dealers out to
have them take over, but we
decided that's not going to work.
Right, exactly. The Bergdahl guys,
I'm thinking something.
Just taking it to the next level.
I'm sure you got more to talk
about, but. I've been waiting for
this economic collapse, which
technically should have been in
October. But we I really like to
think that if we have damage
control, I think there's a lot
more control than people like to
imagine. And we do have to do an
adjustment because our our debt is
way too high. And we've got all
these issues with the
municipalities that are all broke
technically, and the states like
Connecticut and other states sort
of technically broke.
I think New York and California
fall into that pattern. The idea
would be to let China make sure
China is all in because our
economy is what really keeps China
going. Yes, no matter how much
they say we have our domestic
economy, they clearly want to ship
the goods to Europe. They see
Europe, but they want to go to
Europe. But yeah. But if we pull
the plug on the economy, this is
like taking arsenic for syphilis,
which is what people had to do.
Arsenic for syphilis.
That's like pearls for the swine.
Is that what it was? Arsenic was
used as a syphilis cure and it was
didn't kill you.
It killed the syphilis. And then
you could you make a recovery, you
know, kind of knocked back by the
arsenic until penicillin was
invented in the forties. But so
you have to you we're going to go
to this is a theory but everyone
if you here remember this you
might see it happen You get China
so they're so all in.
They know their words. They've
invested everything they can have
already, up to a trillion.
Maybe it's going to go higher.
We pull the plug on the economy.
Our own economy is kind of the
cure for this monster syphilis, as
far as we're concerned. Yeah.
And we just take it take we take
the poison pill and just gut our
way through a real nasty economic
downturn, which will slow down
everything worldwide.
Including Europe and everything
China wants to do. It should sink
Chinese, the Chinese economy and
and disable it to such an extreme
that as we recover during that
moment of recovery, this should
not be a couple of year project.
We can then, you know, China will
we have screwed China big time in
this process. Mike I like this a
lot and I've been it's now
officially a part of the thesis
and I think it's a compounding
effect. If you can have
destabilization in the exact
regions that China is targeting
the exact cities and then kick in
the economic collapse.
Yeah, there might. But they might
even want to wait a bit because we
might be able to, you know, to
purchase some of those assets
cheap as possible.
And that's the way we would do it.
Now, listen to this one, you know,
by, you know, crash the economy
then by low by the Chinese are
panicking because they would dare.
Do you have to remember, this is
something that everyone has to
always remember about the Chinese
and this this system that they're
running, this half. Half
capitalism, half communism, half
whatever, imperial. And by a cent
by run by a bureaucratic
bureaucracy. They're new at this.
Yeah. They don't know shit, man.
We're going to teach them a
lesson. Well. That's the theory.
I think we can teach him a lesson
because I don't think they know
what they're doing.
They're just like so far.
They're just, you know, they're
doing their. They're thoughtful
enough that they've done a pretty
good job of everything, but
they've never played with it.
It's like this. I'm look at this
map everyone should look at.
It's frightening what they're up
to. They're going to try to take
over the world. And I think it's
very good that we're stopping
that. Well, we haven't yet.
Well, we're trying to.
Well, I think we are.
Here's another example.
In March of the end of March this
year, China and Madagascar agreed
to deepen Belt and Road
cooperation. There's a photo of
President Xi Jinping with the
president of Madagascar, Harry
Raja Rum Read my power to anyone
Yemeni. I'm not at the Great hall
of the people in he was in Beijing
and they're shaking hands and you
know so they've got a deal going
on.
And what is the news from today?
Well yesterday. Health chiefs are
desperately trying to contain a
deadly outbreak of the airborne
plague in Madagascar.
Oh, I missed that.
Yeah. 1300 cases have been
reported. So. Coincidence?
Coincidence? I think not.
I don't think so at all.
Coincidence? I think not.
And that's one of our go to.
That's what we did in West Africa.
Ebola. All done. All gone.
Nothing to see here. No worries.
It's all over. Whatever we were
doing, it was covered up by Ebola.
Madagascar? Yeah.
We've got a problem with you.
Madagascar. Here.
Here's the plague. Yeah.
I don't put it past any of these
people. Mozambique, Tanzania,
Kenya, Ethiopia. Mauritius.
Also on the Silk Road list.
One belt. One Road. Yeah.
They're all targeted. Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's the way we do
it. And I think it's. I think.
The way whoever's organizing this,
this, this. Tillerson man, this is
this is Tillerson. I think this is
the stuff he can do this all over.
Oh, yeah. And they're deciding
they look at the situation and and
will say that this decision is
made on behalf of the Americans.
Yup. And we have people that
listen to this show overseas and
you have to you they all know that
we do this kind of thing. So they
listen to this show is being done
for the benefit of the Americans.
They can't really talk about it as
such, which is what I would, you
know, you want to do. And you get
a braggart like Trump in office,
you'd think he'd be bragging about
all this sort of stuff. And one of
his he may not know what's going
on, but one of his main, main
election points, his campaign
speeches was China's, China's.
And now I doubt he's going to say
all the they're coming up with,
they're going to take over the
world. You know, that's a that's
giving them a little. That's not
how Trump would do that. No.
And the but the other point is,
you can't really even let it be
known that any of this is going on
if you're going to sink the
economy for the purposes of saving
the the the economy.
Well, this is all too hard.
Remember, Jake, when you get a
bunch of people, you kick out 30%
everybody in work, and yet it
looks like a depression and you're
behind it. You have to you can't
really say, well, this is for
everybody's good.
So this is all hush hush.
Only no agenda. Listeners would
even have a clue about what we're
talking about.
And what you just said.
Damn, it just popped out of my
head about it.
Sink in the economy.
Just say, Oh, no, no. Powell You
know, Powell was a part of it.
The new Fed chair.
Yeah, that was true. There it is.
We've got the trifecta.
It's set up. Maybe it's coming.
It's going down, bro. Wow.
So I think this is something we
need to focus on and pay attention
to. And it's going to be
relatively easy.
Just look at the map. Silk Road,
dot no agenda notes dot com.
And you can look at all the then
and I will say you also have tons
and tons of backup notes. Yes.
On this page. So this is a good
page for you students out there
who are looking for some really
crazy paper to write for your
naive teacher slash professor.
It would be this right here.
Adam, I don't know why you did
this, but you put it all together
in a very concise, useful way.
And like me, I talk.
But even for you, I don't even
know why you did this.
I don't like too much.
I'm looking at the top.
What does this Reuters India's New
Silk Road Snubs Highlights Golf
with China.
Snub Highlights Golf with China.
China invited Indian Prime
Minister Modi and six Cabinet
colleagues to its new Silk Road
summit this month. Uh, wait.
No, this is not what I thought it
would be. India's snub to the Belt
and Road project is the strongest
move yet by Modi. Okay. Yeah.
New Delhi rebuffed Beijing's
diplomatic push in a sense that a
key project in massive initiative
to open land and sea corridors
linking China to rest of Asia runs
through Pakistan and Pakistani
controlled Kashmir. You can.
It looks as if they could run.
They would love to run their one
of these systems right through the
gut of India, over to the other
side, to Baluchistan, which is
where we have all the drones.
There's also another area which
that were that you looked at.
They should round up the gut,
which is, is this Iraq or Iran?
I can't see this map.
I can't blow it. And you guys,
you've got to zoom in like this
and zoom in. No, I just. I just.
Yeah. Okay, well, there's a whole
bunch of maps, but I put a whole
bunch of maps underneath.
Okay, we'll put a map of the blows
up this top one so you can see
that there's all the problem areas
that the Chinese can't break
through. The Russians are all.
And they don't care. No, because
they're going to benefit somehow.
Oh, and China. Yes.
Uh, let me say, the only gas is
China. But also there's a
Bangladesh, China, India, Myanmar
economic corridor that's been
planned for years.
And now that's in peril.
So pay attention.
And we need your help on this.
But we have an economic hitman out
there and might have some insight
if he's listening in on a number
of shows. A number of them.
But from just from this map, you
can just see where where stuff's
going to happen.
So I'm looking at you, Djibouti.
I'm looking at you. Venice.
Venice is very important.
Is a key spot for the Venice of
K'iche for the whole town.
Well, it's on the map. Is that.
Is there a harbor there?
Well, yeah, It's all water. Yeah.
So there's a harbor there?
Yeah, there's Venice. So
everything that comes past that
goes, uh, past Djibouti, the Gulf
of Oman, I think. Oman? No.
No, no, no, no. It's Djibouti.
And then through the Suez.
Uh, and then up.
Yeah, up to Venice. Well, again, I
can't blow up this map, so I can't
see that. But there's other
there's other good maps
underneath. It says maps.
If you expand that node, you can
see the other map best this map
and also would just some
historical context.
And I think that's in one of these
stories that I put in there about
Catalonia. Historically, that
region right across the top of
Spain has been a bridge.
It has been an economic corridor
for hundreds, hundreds of years.
So, you know, you once you put
that all into perspective and you
see that, you know, they are
saying the 6200 mile train is
literally terminating in Madrid.
The. Yeah, see, Barcelona recently
we had some election issues in
Kenya. Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah. The thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's part of the news cycle.
So you want to look, just make a
list of these cities that are key
and then look for action. Yeah.
And at the same time. Yeah, look.
Yeah. Action is the right, is the
right term. Yeah. Be fun. Yeah.
So to be continued.
Yeah, well, we'll track this like
it. Like a like a dog. Okay.
Good one. Thanks. Oh, yeah.
Let me see.
I do have the little ditty here.
Was it here? Yeah.
About your hepatitis A in San
Diego? Yeah. What about it?
Well, there's a report that could
explain some other or all or a
companion reasons for this
outbreak in Imperial Beach.
Said that sewage flowing up from
the coast of Tijuana fouled miles
of shoreline over the past
weekend. Sickening surfers and
other beachgoers. Mayor Serge
Divina, who also fell ill, said he
received no advance notice from
officials in Mexico about the
pollution.
At a Wednesday news conference.
He said, quote, We are doing
everything we can to build our
relationship with Mexico.
But if they're going to be
continually dumping sewage on us
and making our council members and
our community sick, it's hard to
continue that positive protective
approach. What do you think?
Possibility?
Yeah, big possibility.
Blame the homeless for what the
Mexicans are doing and quote The
state agency that operates the
Tijuana sewers and water delivery
system did not respond to a
request for comment.
Officials with the U.S.
International Boundary and Water
Commission, or IBEW SI, said they
received word from the agency's
Mexican counterpart that there was
no report of a spill spearheaded
by Mayor Adena. An effort is
building throughout the community
to take the IBEW to court to force
the federal agency to ramp up the
pressure on Mexico to stop the
sewage spills. Imperial Beach and
Chula Vista, as well as the city,
County and port of San Diego, have
now all filed an intent to sue the
agency. Hmm. Satellite imagery can
can track this stuff pretty easily
nowadays. Too bad they didn't
specify what they what kind of ill
they got. They all got ill.
But Titus. Oh, Detective Dukie.
Detective. Police Rescue Special
Maneuvers Unit. That's right.
We're always on the case for you,
ladies and gentlemen.
Special Purpose Unit.
So there was that beauty pageant,
Miss Peru. Mm hmm.
I think only CBS covered this
story. I just think it was
hilarious because it's in the
right. You know why we got the
Dustin Hoffman thing?
And there's other guys, some other
directors, a douche bag.
It goes on and on. And some of
these guys are total douchebags.
It's apparent as as these stories
come forth. But Miss Peru Beauty
Contest is the clip.
And what it's about is that day.
I'm actually surprised that this
doesn't happen in this country or
something like it.
This is fantastic story.
In Peru, contestants at a beauty
pageant defied tradition to speak
up about violence against women.
Each Miss Peru contestant is
expected to announce her
measurements, but the figures they
cited included 82 murders and 156
attempted murders of women in Peru
this year. The winner, Romina
Lozano, said her vital statistic
was more than 3000 women
registered as victims of
trafficking. So instead of going,
I'm 33, 32, 33, 22, they, they,
they have each one of them.
Each one of them went up and and
read off some statistic, not their
own shape, but some statistics,
some negative statistic about
women being abused or what was the
number was and how many women are
murdered one after the other.
And I just thought that was so
inventive. They should have they
should they should have also just
held up magazine covers and shown,
you know, women are being
objectified. Stop the
objectification of women while
they're doing a beauty pageant.
It's the sister throwing the
missing shoe. It's back.
I think it's a new format, man.
We are we are the the end of all
of podcasting. We just coming up
with formats left and right.
Yeah, they could do that.
And it would be like.
It would be. It would be, I think,
very profound. It'd be walking
with the bathing suit on, holding
up some image of a brutalized
woman and then bitching about it.
I mean, the whole thing is
fantastic. Good. Yeah, very good.
Well, good for Peru. Oh, man.
Just as an aside, I have this clip
and I want to ask you. This is
getting this gets on my nerves.
I've watched the right wing talk
show guys, and I listen to them on
the right right wing shows and I
get material sometimes.
Usually I don't. But I get I get
the perspective of what they're
thinking. But there's this one
guy, Mark Levin. Yeah. Who is it?
Comes on. And this is HANNITY.
HANNITY has him on his show.
Nobody else's book.
I can't watch HANNITY.
And it is annoying.
But let's listen to HANNITY.
This is HANNITY announcing that
Levin is going to be on his show.
Thank you all.
We have a lot more coming.
Rare interview, the great one,
Mark Levin, straight ahead.
The great one. Well, what a great
one, because it's like I'm the
godfather. You know?
What, you think It's a dead
degree, But you still okay?
The reason you're the pod father
is because you co-invented
minimally podcasting and you got
it. And it's a good pun.
Godfather. Pod Father. Ha ha ha.
And. But there's some connection.
What does Mark Levin have to do
with being the great one now?
What is the great? Why not?
Just just baffles me. This has
been going on for years, whereas
really, you should have been the
greatest of all time, which is
code for the goat.
G.o.a.t. Greatest of all time, the
goat. All right.
A quick note from the troll room.
It's one of my buddies who's
married to Catalan and who has a
lot of friends from all over the
world told me yesterday there's a
drive to employ Ukraine
nationalist mercenaries to side
with Spain to, quote, manage the
Catalan breakaway.
Well, that's a Soros deal.
That would. I would that's yeah,
that's what Soros did in Ukraine.
Yeah.
So then this could be a Soros op.
I don't think that the breakaway
thing b the stories up there will
be stories doesn't want the
breakaway.
No, that's what I'm saying.
To manage it so it doesn't happen.
Oh, so you get a guy like Soros
and he brings in his goons?
Yeah, the same Nazis he brought
into Ukraine with John McCain.
Keep your eye on McCain, people.
McCain.
Let's see what McCain has.
Anything on the New Silk Road.
All he has to do is do McCain.
McCain has to be do it new.
Cain has to be in with the
Chinese. Yeah, I would think so.
Yeah. Oh. New Silk Road could open
up massive investment
opportunities. And this comes from
the McCain Institute.
Remember that thing that was
funded with a lot of money?
Yeah, it's a good thing. Yeah.
Chinese money. Yeah.
McCain John McCain's foundation,
funded with Chinese money, is
trying to, you know.
Push the New Silk Road.
Just make us all slaves to China.
Fantastic. That may be one of the
reasons he's so anti.
Trump, I don't believe, is because
of Trump's casual comments about
it being not being a hero.
The guy is an old man.
Why would he be concerned?
He's not that thin skinned. Yeah.
Now, this this is a there's a
wealth of information out there.
And we're going to start tapping
into a pretty quick when you start
finding or start uncovering this.
Yeah, well, somebody's got to do
it. Yeah. The journo and CBS.
It won't be ABC won't be on NBC
for sure.
Yeah, they're probably all in.
That's right. We'll do it live.
That's right, baby. Do life.
So one thing that doesn't fit into
this, this scheme is, is what's
going on with North Korea.
And I do have some clips because
Mattis is shooting off his mouth
on PBS quite a bit.
And I want to get these these
clips out of the way. Okay.
And this is Madison, North Korea,
PBS one new messages today to
North Korea. The US secretary of
defense delivered one of them at
the heavily fortified
demilitarized zone that divides
North and South Korea.
His unannounced visit came at a
moment of extreme tension.
John Yang reports this.
All of us standing on the world's
most tense and dangerous border.
Defense Secretary Jim Mattis spoke
to U.S. and South Korean troops
about diplomacy. Our goal is not
war, but rather that complete,
verifiable and irreversible
denuclearization of the Korean
Peninsula. Always good talking
with North Korean soldiers,
looking on from their side of the
demilitarized zone.
Mattis reaffirmed full U.S.
military support for the South.
It is an alliance designed to
ensure peace and stability on the
Korean Peninsula and the strongest
military defense of our shared
democratic values.
Madsen, as South Korean
counterpart warned against North
Korean provocations like new
missile and nuclear tests.
Can you talk about the nuclear
weapon and the missiles North
Korea is developing or not
something usable? And if they were
to use it, I'd want to make clear
that the alliance of South Korea
and the United States will punish
North Korea for such intention.
All. The warning is underscored by
the impending arrival in the
region of three U.S. carrier
strike groups for what the Navy
calls a long planned maneuvers.
North Korea has been issuing
warnings of its own that it plans
nuclear tests in the atmosphere
over the Pacific. You know, it's
pretty pretty odd to hear Mattis
say not denuclearization, but
complete disarmament.
What's that about? Let him have
the little goose steppers.
I don't know.
And I'm not sure what to do.
Then they bring up this new point
of information, which is they want
to do a an atmospheric test in the
sky, which is what we used to do
in the fifties. We besides blowing
up a bunch of islands.
We also do some massive testing in
the sky, which was.
Causing all kinds of issues.
I think the big there's if you
look up atmospheric and nuclear
nuclear testing. On Wikipedia,
you'll find it was one
unbelievable massive burst.
I think it was done in the
fifties. It was like one of the
biggest bombs ever invented.
And which is questionable why they
did this, But they did.
And I don't I'm kind of baffled by
this whole thing. I'm not sure
where it's going, but it was late.
Part two. I'm just looking to see
if I can find the massive one in
the fifties you were talking
about. I don't really see it's
sixties series of tests that it
was the fifties and I'll find it.
And and I do want to say that just
looking at the news articles I see
here, there was a lot of different
articles. About here.
And this in May, exclusive U.S.
complains to China about North
Korea's attendance at a Silk Road
summit. What was that?
I'm gargling. Oh, okay.
So I don't know how they would be
involved. But just an interesting
of note that there was a problem.
I'm thinking they must be.
Yeah, I'm I'm cruisin through the
notes to see if if I can find
anything.
But we'll play the second clip.
All of this follows on the fiery
war of words between President
Trump, who's threatened to destroy
North Korea and North Korean
leader Kim Jong un, who's called
Mr. Trump mentally deranged.
Mentally deranged. Yeah.
That there's a mini court that put
that in there because these guys
can't resist. You're taking this
an objective story and then
dropping a little Trump, you know,
needle in there. Ooh, how about
that's no reason to report.
How about this? China opened on
Sunday a summit to promote an
ambitious global trade
infrastructure project at the New
Silk Road. But it was the the news
of this was distracted by North
Korea firing a missile.
This is May 14th.
So maybe they were discussing
North Korea's cover to cover the
foil cover distraction. Yeah.
Because they know that we'll be
all over that.
Oh, they're going to bomb that.
They're going to bomb Hawaii.
Yeah. Hawaii. Protect Hawaii.
They're going to bomb Hawaii.
They're going to bomb Guam.
I'm going to bomb anybody.
That's a good one. Yeah.
It's a good catch.
Okay, let's play. The last part
will be done with North Korea for
now. Next week, Mr. Trump makes
his first trip to Asia as
president, including a visit to
Seoul to meet with South Korean
President Moon Jae in.
General Joseph Dunford, chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was
in Seoul today, meeting with his
South Korean counterparts.
And Vice President Pence made a
pointed visit to Meinert Air Force
Base in North Dakota, home to
nuclear bombs and missiles.
Anyone who would threaten our
nation should know that America
always seeks peace.
But if we are forced to defend
ourselves or our allies.
We will do so with military power
that is effective and
overwhelming. Meanwhile, the
administration is using other
tools to increase pressure on
North Korea this week, imposing
new economic sanctions.
For the PBS NewsHour, I'm John
Yang.
Okay, here's here's a thought.
First, I got to mention when Pence
was wearing pants, he had this
really nice bomber jacket kind of
made out of like a blue fell or
something. It's very pretty nice.
Blue color, little epaulet things
on the on the shoulders. And then
he had a big giant badge, big
brown thing like on this, you
know, like, you know, the service
badge or whatever. And not a
badge, but a circle patch.
Big patch. Mm hmm. And the other
on his left side, it said Michael
Pants and, you know, vice
president. And on the side with
the big badge, it had some some
stitching, some embroidery that
said Air Force Two.
And I just thought that was that
rinky dink thing anyone could do.
Oh, a proud member of Air Force
Two. I'm flying the second jet.
I find the old seven over seven
Air Force Two.
I just thought that was hopeless.
My other plane is Air Force One.
Yeah, Air Force Two. But.
But if we think about this is like
part of this scheme, and they're
used to being using North Korea or
something just to distract us.
Does that mean that the military
that we're going to take no agenda
thing into all these extreme
points where we were the military?
Intelligence is running the White
House. Yeah, and the CIA has been
kicked out. And the CIA.
And that makes nothing but sense
for the for the Silk Road project.
It's total military operation.
Well, that makes me wonder, can
the military intelligence people
pull off what seems like CIA
operations, like just disrupting
the Catalonian system, getting
those guys right? Right.
I don't know that they have those
skills.
Well, we're going to find out.
Well, maybe there's something else
going on. Maybe the military
people here are distracted by
Korea so easily. Or they're out of
the way to do with any of this.
And it's still being run by the
CIA or other groups together, CIA
and say whatever. And the military
guys are just they're stupid.
They don't know what's going on.
And Trump's got nothing to do with
it. Well, for sure, Afghanistan
has something to do with it
because that's a that's a massive
block of the whole project. Yeah.
And that's a military operation.
That is. But I think a lot of the
drones and some of the other
military action that was in
Afghanistan with CIA, the CIA guys
that were always getting busted
over there and the CIA guys are
calling the shots. It was the CIA
guy here and there.
I mean, do we know that for a
fact? I think these intelligence
groups need to get their act
together here. I do.
I just don't. I don't know.
They do. They need to get together
to combat Facebooks, trolls.
That's what that's what they're
focusing on. That must be a huge
distraction as well.
They must be laughing. Look at
these idiots in the media talking
about 46 thousand dollars.
The Senate Intelligence Committee
and saying Burr's operation.
You got to remember that Senator
Burr, who's a Republican who runs
that that show, he didn't even
want to look at the torture report
that Feinstein put together and
wanted to release to the public
and everyone back.
Oh, no, no, no. I want to release
out to the public, as you recall,
and burn it down.
So they buried it. So anyone in
that committee can actually go
into a room and look at the report
and read the report.
Burr refuses to. Yes.
And he heads up the committee.
Now, that brings us back to
another old store anecdote where
he had one of our economic hitmen
talking about his little
girlfriend who was in the in the
State Department Department.
She couldn't go to the computer if
he had a page up that had anything
to do with such and such. So these
agents, you know, they're told you
can't look at that. They had their
excluded from the information of
the world. Yeah. Everyone in the
world could be looking at a
document that's been smuggled out
by WikiLeaks. But if you're in one
of these agencies, it has
something to do with the document.
You can't look at it.
No service for you because they'll
delighted check to you to see if
he even looked at it. So is it
possible that bird just works for
the CIA? And that's why I just
want to look at this document,
because I want to talk about it.
Could be. I just don't like it.
Well, we're going to stay on this.
And this is indeed a prime example
of no agenda thinking.
And I'm sad that I was in Europe.
And probably if I if I if I was
here, I would have it would have
been triggered by it and would
have remembered to bet on the sure
fire winner. Go Astros.
Yeah. So I feel the same way.
It's obvious, Houston, we knew
what was going to happen.
Do we not even mention it?
Maybe you don't like talking about
sports. Yeah, but I've been
talking about the Astros.
I've been talking about the
Astros. A couple of Astros.
Right. The Astros would bet would
have been our pick based on
geopolitics. But because they we
already did, we predict that when
we were talking about it, we
always predicted. Yeah.
And B, based on the storm, the
Astros should win because that's
the that's the place that needs to
feel good. And meanwhile, the
Dodgers both had the same pretty
much the same team, the Dodgers,
as a place where there's horrible
sexist predators.
And this part of L.A., it's part
of Hollywood. They can't win.
They have to be disappointed.
Yes. Yes. No service for you.
It was a great World Series.
I am sad I missed it.
Yeah, it was great. All the games
were good and the last loss was a
little less good because it was
just lopsided. And then the rest
of them were dynamite. Now,
finally, before we go into our.
Final donation Thank you segment,
which will be lengthy as well.
But we're not going to read as
many notes. And still it'll it'll
take us a little bit. This was, to
me, the absolute epic fail from
the Trump administration.
It's just sad. I don't know who
came up with this.
I don't know who's in charge.
But it's so sad when Sarah
Huckabee Sanders tries to explain
the tax system in the United
States using journalists and beer
as an example. Suppose that every
day ten people for our purposes
will say reporters go out for beer
and the bill for all ten comes to
$100. If these ten reporters paid
their tab every night, the way we
pay our taxes, it would go
something like this. The first
four, the poorest, would pay
nothing. The fifth would pay $1.
The six would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The 10th, the richest would pay
$59. So that's what they decided
to do. The ten reporters drank in
the bar every day and seemed quite
happy with the arrangement until
one day the bar owner bar owner
threw them a curveball.
Since you're all such good
customers, he said, I'm going to
reduce the cost of your daily beer
by $20. Drinks for the ten
reporters who now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay
their bill the way we pay our
taxes, so the first four were
unaffected.
They would still drink for free.
But what about the other six?
How could they divide the $20
windfall so that everyone would
get their fair share?
These are the reporters, after
all. So they're concerned with
fairness. They realize that $20
divided by six is $3.33. But if
they subtracted that from
everybody shared in the fifth
reporter and the six reporter
which eat which would each end up
being paid to drink beer.
So the bar owners suggested it
would be fair to reduce each man's
bill by a higher percentage.
The poorer he was by doing that,
he explained, they continue
following the principle of the tax
system they'd been using.
So he started to work out the
amounts he suggested that each
should pay now. And so the fifth
reporter, like the first four, now
paid nothing. 100% saving the
sixth Now pay $2 instead of $3.
A 33% saving. The seventh now paid
$5 instead of seven.
A 28% saving, John.
This goes on for another minute.
Yeah. Is she doing this for?
This is nuts.
Even cuckoo clock is perfect If.
If she had a white board.
You know, with with visual
depictions, which is something
Trump actually could do.
It would be you know, it might be
semi understandable. Yes.
But this is and this is an
embarrassment.
And somehow, here's what I think.
Here's how the meeting went. Well,
you know, the president, he speaks
just, you know, truth to the
people. So we're just going to
make it real easy for the stupid
slaves to understand because they
understand beer and oh, I know
we'll get coverage if we if we
make it.
Journalists drinking beer.
Embarrassment.
I mean, it's stunning.
Stunning to me. She should be
pooping in her pants over that
one. I'm going to show my soul by
donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could
do that. Oh, yeah, that'd be fun.
Oh, no chance. Oh, and before we
continue with our donation
palooza, in celebration of ten
years of the best podcast in the
universe, a couple of good
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He may not have been mentioned,
but he became a viscount.
Serbia's viscount of Svalbard also
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You guys are my absolute favorite
form of entertainment and
education. Your Vegas
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call my brother Nick Swimmingly
out as a douche bag. Thank you.
By the way, we're. We're dying to
hear about the Kennedy files, too.
Yeah. Yeah, He hit me in the
mouth, buddy. Well, what we've
learned is that Hitler was alive.
He hit me in the mouth about a
year ago, and I've been hooked
ever since. I've yet to hear his
name in the donations, but I
admit, I just love calling him out
on the show.
It's worth every penny.
Love you guys. And Jay and Kay and
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And then one last note from Andrew
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anniversary show and heard my
brother Bob Knight of the dudes
named Ben ask for jobs.
Carmen for me.
I texted him my thanks.
I had an interview on October
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as references at the interviewer
contacted them. Karma works and I
thank you and congratulate you on
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I'm on a monthly subscription.
Will definitely donate on the spot
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Not. Congratulations. I'm a note
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Additional day after.
After screwing in my donation
amount last week, I had to try
again. Turns out my boyfriend and
I had the same idea for our
anniversary. Except I turned out
to be the cheap Jew.
Hopefully this donation gets my
note on the end. I don't know if
she's Jewish, so this could be
very offensive.
Could be as she as she goes on.
You see, our one year anniversary
is last Thursday, October 26, and
could not think of a better way to
say, Hey, baby, I love you with
the best podcast in the universe.
Not only did they get to share an
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chem trails and any clip of your
choosing that is offensive to
Jews. What?
Now, see, now I'm really worried.
Yeah, I am too. But maybe she's
thinking we only have with the one
Jewish clip. That's not.
It's not necessarily offensive.
Might be so. And he wants to as
she wants to the head as well.
What was the other one you went
to? I start over. Job karma.
Karma trails at any clip. Okay.
Okay. That's offensive to Jews.
Okay, we'll do that.
Same thing. Just this way.
Shape shifting Jobs, jobs, jobs,
jobs and jobs.
That's no good jobs.
You've got karma.
I don't know about that note, but
I read it anyway just to see.
She may be Jewish and just be
funny or hate Jews. I don't know.
Hmm. And that's not a fence is the
only one we got. I mean, you could
probably say that.
I can think of a, you know, a
million versions of everybody.
But that jingle is a Jew, favored
Jews is on the show requesting it.
So I'm.
Yeah, I'm going to presume.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
There's a few others. Here's what
we're going to do, because we have
too many things to reveal the
name. We're just going to name and
locate people at different levels
of contributing. We can't read all
these notes as a possible 200 of
them. And then again, most of them
are too long. And we I mean, we
hope you understand. I mean, we're
into we're now in our five, so I
hope you understand it's
ridiculous. And so what we want to
do, we'll take a look at some of
these notes later and if there's
anything in there that we should
be reading, because there are some
people with content in the notes
as opposed to just telling us how
great we are, we will bring him
into another show. It's not that
that these are going to get
erased. So we have all kinds of
opportunities here for that.
And if there's something right
here that shows up, there's really
no noteworthy and we'll be reading
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She wonders if that means she's a
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I don't recall, but I do. I did.
I did. And I deemed her.
I think she asked for a daming.
I think I'm pretty sure she
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She had a big donation. Okay.
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I remember the Notre Dame
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We can easily find them so easy.
Oh, Cesium 137 did come in.
I don't I'm not going to read this
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read cesium is let know it some
other time. But it was interesting
because, you know, he's one of our
best artists. Yes.
Andrew 155 ten and Webster, New
York. Mark Carter one 5001
Christopher Wilcock 150 These are
all 150 Nick The Hallock Parts
Unknown. Gordon Walton, Sir Greg
Kutner, Baron in Norwalk,
Connecticut. Seth Harper in
Ripley, West Virginia.
Kanan Amiss was complaining that
we weren't getting the right name.
David Bailey 150 A 150 that David
Bailey becomes a knight today.
Okay. EPA one for the knighthood,
the list is long again, and he
also needs an F cancer.
I do a big one at the end. Okay.
Ashley Ladd Asher in Cincinnati,
Ohio. Gene Morphy's in Bellingham,
Massachusetts. Frederick Leaders,
the person known Duck Bateman in
Madison, Alabama 73 WB 5rzx 70
threes, say Steven Snyder around
Lake Illinois. Steve Fisher is Sir
Fish, as a matter of fact.
Also 150 Ray Morano Morano in
Dusseldorf Deutschland 150 Want us
to mention the German
noncommercial podcast de Velde Tom
often. Yeah. Done it. Done.
He says it's good on. Yeah.
Okay, we're good.
We're going to mention him.
Robert Newby. As opposed to any w
b y as opposed to the other way.
Danny Haynes and Grace Staines.
North New South Wales. Australia.
David Russell and Aurora,
Colorado. Mike Williams.
Matthew Gebhart in Colorado
Springs.
Brian Thomas Brock Reinhold.
And he's in British Columbia.
Some this time. So you always
associate those four.
He requested some some clips from
For the End Chris Biggio in
Albuquerque.
Anonymous in Alpharetta, Georgia.
Michael Anderson. Parts unknown.
Thomas Novak in Hixson, Tennessee.
Lawrence Bailey, I think, is where
the best stay woke.
Richard Adams in Orem, Utah.
Baron Larrikin in Houston, Texas.
Going to be knighted or Baron
ized? Steven Bruce Singer in Erie,
Colorado, is now that was the one
fifties now where I one time he
said more exposure should be given
to Gitmo list, dawg Yes, Gitmo
list, dawg. A lot of good sites
and we have done that in the
recent past. A lot of great no
agenda sites listed on their Gitmo
list, dawg. Steven Booth Zinger
and Erie Colorado one 2762.
Graying Geek. 121234, five.
Which is funny.
You only have one.
Adrian Archer 11633.
In Ottawa, Canada. Done. Aiden.
And Danny in Florida, what's his
name? Well, anyway, we do have a
call out here. I must call a dude
name Glenn Boop Koski again as a
douche bag, douche bag Glenn and
all your other freeloading
douchebags out there, don't you
feel much better about your lot in
life? Unreserved Jeffrey of the
battery cards, 100 battery cars
and $11.11 or atomic Rod Adams
game in barren of Blue Ridge one
oh one Yeah he he sent me a note
Nice note about subs in the water
and stuff.
So I'm talking Yes, yes.
We'll get to that when we have
some time to talk about subs in
the water. It was a good note
Brian wrote here in Elk Ridge,
Maryland, $100.33. Amanda Stewart
$100.01, Jeff, more or more.
Vicki in Hartland, Wisconsin. 100
lohn Baker 100 Sir Paul in
Twickenham, Great Britain, 100
poison and crazy name with a
peanut, all kinds of stuff going
on. 100 Bert Bray Breathes and
metal in Minnesota, Scott Dexter
in Rockford, Michigan.
John Prebys in Washington, DC.
Benjamin Ries in parts unknown
Athena in thema region.
Two 100 Email a note to us.
We'll check it out. David Oliver
100 These are all hundreds.
Sorry, just read them. Randy
Holcomb In Lake Forest,
California. Dave who auto baron of
Kansas City and Gladstone,
Missouri. He lush Kumar Kumar is
actually probably Kumar ab ab he
lush I think thein India.
Thank you. From India.
Or to India. Indian guy. Okay.
Well, I'll read note.
I'm in India. Over the years, I've
heard names of about two other
Indians in India who donate to the
show. I like to call it Indians in
America as douchebags for no
respect. They're cheap.
These guys listen to the show and
make a lot of money, doctors and
suits. And we're helping them, you
know, against China.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're on your side, bro.
Thanks, Kumar.
GEOS Pavo in Paris, France.
Hey, that was heard from Jules for
a while. Yeah. Thanks, dude.
Dustin is still with the hunters.
Dustin Jones, Gary Plume, Ridge
and Baxley. There was an error.
I donated show 975 of bull golf
games tonight, and 500 U.S.
dollars was not knighted in the
ceremony.
It was a crazy lighting ceremony.
I understand how it be.
Is this Gary? Yeah. Okay.
So he says, Does this make me a
black knight? Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
And you will be knighted.
Today is such blarney indeed.
Mass. Matthew Avani in Black Lick
has occurred in town, uh, as a
John. He's got to, says Ben Duran
attempted to call me out as
douchebag if I'd not donated by
the 10th anniversary show.
During the note, Adam incorrectly
recalled that I did donate.
Oh, so it was not awarded a proper
douchebag call out, have now
donated the amount of $100 and I
hope that this note will be read
on the air. Please give Ben is
requested douchebag call out of
the bag followed by deducing
you've been de douche and care of
Matthew. Thank you. Uh, Michael
Patton in Charlottesville,
Pennsylvania.
No jingle, no nothing.
Scot Singer and Walker. What?
He's Waukesha. Waukesha.
He'll be doing his show,
Wisconsin. He'll be knighted Today
is Sir Scott Knight of the Lake
Country. Peter Kammerer, Sir Munch
Nuts finally came in.
He says he hasn't been here and
been donating much. But now he
showed up because he loves the
good best name we got there.
Now VidCon parts unknown.
Mike Bateman 100 more.
He becomes Sir Bates today. Huh?
Well, you used to be Master.
Master? I did.
Chris Dirt, you know.
Morgan Neck.
Also a knighthood today, sir.
Morgan, Defender of the Hershey
Highway.
Chris Durkin $100 parts unknown.
Chuck Jennings Mesa, Arizona $84.
This donation donation will top
off his knighthood. He will be
known as Sir Chuck Jennings as Sir
Esteban is from Sir Esteban in the
Netherlands. Hey, Pepe and Cookie,
he says, I don't get the
reference. Yes, I do. Thank you
very much for your ten years.
And he ends with ten more years,
sir.
Esteban, food and I'll hold on.
Good. So there you go. Oops.
So, shall we go on? Continue.
Sir Joe Blazek from Reno, Nevada.
Boops. This gets him to Baron.
Please make my trek Protectorate,
Northern Nevada. And henceforth,
my title should be Sir Joe Battle,
born black Baron of Northern
Nevada.
Dame Pamela Hag, Allegany.
Allegany, New York.
This takes me to Baronet test's
boom and J and K boom.
Count for three, two, one.
James Briscoe, 7677.
Somerville, Massachusetts.
Hey Records Dot No Agenda dot show
Knight. James Briscoe here. Okay.
Thank you very much Jason Aubry
Texarkana, Arkansas $75 and
becomes a knight today.
Sir Aubrey of lower Arkansas.
And you got it. Another anonymous
$75 parts unknown.
Thank you, sir. Got an eight.
Sebastopol, California, 6969
dudes, Bradley Lydon 6936.
Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Ever found the Felder from
Holland? Apparently, no.
The US 52 double nickels on the
dime. Also double nickels on a
dime from Dane Coleman.
Dayton, Ohio.
Isaac Young 5177 that is 6666.
And Canadian dollar ads couldn't
pass up the BOGO offer. And J.
And Kay Ryan Keefer, 5150 also,
and Jane Kay. Then a couple of
just checks that came in.
John B Tennis 5125 Chris Sundberg
$51 from Mercer Island,
Washington, and Scott Nelson from
Melbourne, Florida, $50 and a
penny. You get Jeffrey Sewell back
there in San Jose.
I might have missed him.
Geoffrey Sewell 5676 Yes, yes.
And also Isaac the Yang.
Okay, thank you. 5170 So yeah,
that was the 66.66. You said you
said. Young Oh, Yang I'm sorry.
Won't take the fifties. Yes, to
the fifties and there will be good
pull out.
These are all $50 donors.
They all they wrap the show for
today. A Paul Alvarez thing get
double credits was worth 100.
Paul Alvarez, Omaha, Nebraska.
Tyler Shimp and Bothell,
Washington. Jean Squiggle You're
going to quibble about an inch 50.
John Smith in Chesapeake,
Virginia. Sir Howard good.
Next up there in Seattle,
Washington, our regular yes,
Dennis Brown. Rhinelander,
Wisconsin, a dean casting go in
Jacksonville, Arkansas, Mary
Krenzel Krenzel, I'm pretty sure
in Ipswich, Massachusetts.
To Joshua DFA Ball, Our buddy over
here in Oakland and I'm pretty
sure is is Sir Nicholas Aristotle
in San Bruno another Californian
Sanford's dab in Coop Sky Idaho.
Yeah he's a sir Matt is sir.
Yeah, yeah right sir Stanford So
you that Matthew Stevens in
Watauga Texas. And last but not
least, Robert Wilcher in Tampa.
Tampa, Florida. And really?
Yeah, And really, last but not
least, is everybody who came in
under $50, for which we are also
very grateful. A lot of these are
ongoing donations you see people
doing for $4 a month have achieved
knighthood. Yeah, but actually the
four bucks we usually see, it's
usually the weekly donation.
Oh, is it the weekly. Okay.
Well, still, yeah. I mean that's a
that's less than a latte, isn't
it. Well, nowadays, yeah, it is a
lot to. What is it?
What is the coffee? When I was a
kid, it was a nickel. Yeah. Yeah.
Because the saying was.
Yeah, that and that.
And a nickel will buy a cup of
coffee. Yeah. When I was growing.
Not a nickel anymore, I can tell
you that. Ooh, no, no.
Anyway, I was just going to say
thank you again so much.
You really helped even out the
years when a tough year has been a
tough year for the show because we
have tried to stick to our guns as
best as possible and we lost a lot
of people along the way, you know,
accusing us of being the Trump
defense squad or whatever.
Trump has been squash.
And, you know, we didn't pander to
it. We kept we kept on, you know,
look, if we do what we do, we
deconstruct news stories and then
we make analysis and then we come
up with crazy ideas every so often
that a lot of the stuff going on
may not be what you think it is.
Nobody's reporting it.
And boom, number five, that's
mine. That's on me.
And Adam comes up with this thing.
Would you this map and this idea
that the Chinese were just doing
this to block the Chinese.
And it actually, if you think
about it and make that makes more
sense than anything. There's no
other reason for some of this
activity. Why? Why the Catalonian
is all bent out of shape about
nothing and so quickly.
It just was there.
Organized, done. Yeah.
So on that page was the page
again. Silk Road dot no.
Agenda notes dot com. Yes.
So thank you again, everybody.
We do have another show on Sunday
and I'm sure people will be coming
in for all kinds of.
It's probably a good time to get
an executive producer, if not on
the two four anymore.
But I'm sure donations will will
Yo-Yo down a bit. But really, it's
been a fantastic 10th anniversary
and this ends our official bog off
two for one promotion.
Again, thank you so much.
I'm sorry, what?
It ends at midnight tonight.
Midnight tonight, Barack.
Dot org slash and.
Hey, everybody needs the following
jobs.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
You've got karma.
It's a pretty darn. Oh, no.
Here is your official no gender
birthday list for November 2nd,
2017. Sir Bradley Celsius has a
happy birthday to Dame Karen, Sir
Martin and to his lovely wife,
Beverley.
November six is her birthday.
Sir Martin added to his daughter
as well. 33 on November 21st.
The women are celebrating in the
Turner household. Daniel Blake to
goal for school sister in law
Anna. She celebrates today.
Happy birthday, sir Mac Martin for
himself is celebrating his
birthday tomorrow. Ben club moon
says happy birthday with son Mason
turns one year old Sir Lucas of
the Lost Vince Happy birthday to
us. Human Resource rocks New
England Lundi Born today Come Hell
or High water. Keith Houser.
Happy birthday to his daughter.
Emily celebrated his first
birthday and will celebrate first
birthday on November 19th.
Keith Houser, also himself, will
be celebrating on the 17th.
He turns 35 and Craig Kutner
celebrating today, I think.
Happy birthday. Brian Ruediger
said Happy birthday was wife
Jennifer.
She turns to magic number 33.
Amanda Stewart congratulates her
husband, Tyler Stewart.
He celebrates on the 18th.
And Amanda and Tyler congratulate
their son, who will be turning
three on November 23rd.
And finally, Benjamin Ross has
this happy birthday to the douche
bag, Jose Fonte towel.
And we say Happy birthday to all
of you from the best podcast in
the universe. And oh, wait, I
wasn't supposed to do that.
We can do that later.
Most forgot. Okay. Nightingale.
It's quite a list again. Let me
see if I can get the ratchet.
What? They get that wretched
loaded shit. What happened?
I don't, I. I think I might have
left it in Holland.
Well, they're going to probably be
after you now. Shit. All right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Poor woman. We're good.
We got it. Oh, Woman.
I'm joined by Rose McGowan, a
fairly chic cousin.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm holding up the ratchet.
Just one, two more twist.
You want one? I can do one.
One more for the sword. Swords.
Perfect. Yeah.
You're going to break the spring.
What happened to Rose McGowan?
Clearly some she was traveling and
somebody they they found like a
traces of something in some
luggage she left behind or a book
or something in that they put out
a warrant for arrest.
It's just it's all crap. Yup.
That's how it goes, man.
Don't touch the pedo bear.
For, you know, it, you know, like
Corey Feldman getting arrested on
drugs, drug charges. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Okay.
I am ready for some knighting.
I need your blade, sir.
Here it is. Stick it in there.
All right, here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, very, very
happy to welcome just a slew of
brand new nights to the No Agenda
roundtable. You know, how the deal
works is you contribute to the
best podcasting universe, the no
agenda show in the amount of
$1,000 or more. You get a seat at
the table, you get your ring, you
get your ceiling wax and your
official certificate and our
undying and forever our gratitude.
And we really do appreciate this.
So I'm going to get everybody up
on the stage and fit in a little
bit. Yeah, you've got to be on the
stage here. Okay. And we say the
following people are knights and
dames. Peter Rider becomes
anarchist Knight, Sir DVM Healer
of Pets, Baron of Southwest
Michigan. Ryan Zinger, Sir Ryan
bear the Black Hills and forgotten
here Matthew Olmstead become Sir
Matthew Black Knight of the Ice
Giants Eagle I know I'll become
Sir Eagle. I know all of the r f s
s Jordan Goodfellow become sir.
Good Fellow of the Rockies, Gary
Black Now, sir Glory Bat Jonathan
Reisman, Sir.
Jonathan's double bladed paddle.
Frank White is sir suspicious of
the meatloaf Daniel Blake Surround
sound Joseph Green becomes a
knight today, sir. Mean Joe James
Norbury, Sir Aubrey of Lower
Arkansas. Scott Singer, Sir Scott
Knight of the Lake Country
Anonymous is Sir Midnight of the
Rivers. Andrew Bentley.
Sir Andrew Bentley to you.
John Davis Surveillance with the
Y. Dieter Archer, Sir Dieter of
the Night Life with a K bill being
sir bad bill of being Bill Eric,
Ash and DAF become Sir plus as a
consumer Chuck Jennings, Sir
Charles the Red Kurt Beckner is a
nice sir syphilis of the celestial
plane. Jason Lane becomes Sir
Jason Lane and Clear Creek Canyon.
And there'll be a black knighting
for him. Ben Clef Moon, Sir.
Many 33 Sean Hamilton, sir.
Hammy Hambone with the big red one
Simon Ness becomes sir of the
unpronounceable as we knew it.
Gregory Kir, Sir Gregory of the
Brooks word Martock Hallström
becomes Dame Serenity.
Richard dominantly becomes Sir
Greek heretic Dave MacPherson, Sir
Dave the reform Christian banning
surgeries and banning do you?
Chad Nelson, sir. Chad Black
Knight of the Knowledge in the
Roundtable. Gary Plumb Register
Gary Knight as the Scarecrow.
Mike Kammerer Sir Michael The
Dude's name.
Ben Brian Olsen Service.
Go to the Levo brand of garments,
Become certain death Knight of our
Slave Lance Fisher, Sir Larry EMF
Jenkins. Herbert Musser, Sir.
Plausible res Gen Stephen Jaffe,
Sir. Edgewise Knight of the Border
Wall. Scott Snyder, Sir.
Snide Knight. Terrence Knight
errant of the O.G. Networks.
Eric Zucker becomes Sir Eric.
Michael Lopresti, Sir Miguel David
Bevers, Sir Dave Knight.
Night of the Knight Watch.
That would be Bay first, probably
Nicholas Robinson, Sir Chris
Richard Ballard, Sir Richard the
Lionheart. Daniel Blake, Sir Dana,
Protector of Underwater Criminal
Investigators. Sean Riser.
Sir Sean Knight of the second
decade. Sean Hamilton, Sir Hammy
Hambone of the Big Red one.
Had that one already.
Joshua Bryan, Sir.
Joshua of the Sequoias.
I'll take that one blade back from
you, sir. Keith Lawson.
Certificate of Authentic
Authenticity. Duncan Martin
Surprisingly refreshing.
Duncan Sumner.
Sir Spencer Sumner.
David Baillie. Sir David Baillie.
Trevor. Sir Trevor.
The Good Baron. Lots of Quinn, Sir
Baron of the Serbian and says of
the 21st Street Co-op Stephen
Bustin Jr becomes Sir Stephen
Buzzer Adrian Archer, Sir Adrian
Archer, Randy Holcomb become Sir
Handy Holcomb. Isabella Rosato
becomes Dame Isabel Care of us Sir
David Casado Baron of Kansas City.
Mike Bateman come Sir Bates Morgan
Neck becomes Sir Morgan, Defender
of the Hershey Highway.
Those are our knights and dames.
And we thank you so much.
And we invite you to sit here at
the round table where we have
hookers and blow Wren boys and
Chardonnay For this 10th
anniversary. We also have beer and
blunts Brazilian hotties and
Kasha. We got cowgirls and coffee
varnish. We have cheap cookies and
cold coffee, carabiners and cores.
We got Blanton's bourbon, straight
tea and soda, buckwheat cakes and
Jim Beam, Black label.
We've got three geishas and a
bucket of chicken, breast milk and
pablum, ginger ale and German
sparkling cider, nice chords, bong
hits and bourbon and mutton in
mead. And for you, new knights and
dames head on over to no agenda
nation dot com slash rings.
It's the only way you can get your
ring properly You have to input
all your information like where we
can send it to and your ring size
that's pretty much it. And
congratulations again to all of
you on your Whiting's and your
dating. And we have a couple more
people to congratulate.
You have titles around douche bag
you senseless. Is. We all.
Thank you.
Just gave us some of them names.
So buildings.
Here's our title changes.
Black nicer g becomes barren of
the Mississippi Valley.
Sir Andrew Harms becomes a
viscount today, sir.
Anonymous, sir. Original Van
Gleason, The third baronet, Sir
Brian Knight of Northern
Connecticut, becomes Baronet Brian
of Northern Connecticut. Sir Ryan
Benson Barron of Tampa Bay.
Dame Pamela Hagg Baronet has
served. Blake Sir Blake Baron of
the Bourbon and Rise.
Sir Hank Pearl of New York City
becomes the Duke of New York City.
Sir Racer Name becomes Baron
Today, Sir Koby Hong, Viscount of
Hong Kong, in the province of Wong
Dong, Mainland China.
Sir Francis Vassar.
Chu Viscount, of all things good
in Southwest Florida, Sir John
Fogerty, Baronet today and Sir Dan
build our battery cars.
Become Sir Dan Baron of Pakistan,
Sir Robert Bruckner, Baron of the
desert Sprawl, and Sir Joel
Vlasic, Sir Joel Battle, born
Black Baron of Northern Nevada.
And finally to round on our list,
Peter Rider becomes Handke's
Knight Rider Von Bonneville,
adjunct and educator of the land
of the Ancient Lake of Bonneville.
And those are our changes for
Episode 978, closing out our 10th
anniversary celebration.
Thank you for producing.
Thank you for being a part of it.
Thank you for it. You know, the
only thing we were missing on our
list just because I saw him, you
know, Baby Driver. The movie Baby
Driver, The movie executive
producer.
Please accept Steve Manoogian.
Oh. Steve Manoogian Yeah, yeah,
we're Steve Manoogian.
He should be on our list.
You know, he can say, you know,
happy birthday to my, my spoiled
wife. Yeah. Yeah. Spoiled wife.
To kick her out on Instagram.
You should check her out on
Instagram. Honey, I got you
promotion on the Internet.
Yeah, that'll work. All right.
Thank you all very much. Reminder
that this Saturday is November
4th. The Antifa rally.
Full page ad in The New York
Times. That's not cheap.
That's a hundred grand at least.
Yeah, something like that.
And the minimum I can imagine it
being. Well, they may have a
special deal for groups like that.
Did you see the thing?
I mean, not seen it. You should.
Some huge, huge. This nightmare.
Big like, you know, big chocolate
letters. This nightmare must end.
Colon, the trunk. What are they
supposed to do about it?
The Trump Pence regime must go.
November four, it begins.
Be there. Join the thousands who
will gather in cities and towns
across the country. A movement of
protests that continue every day
and night growing until we become
millions determined not to stop
until this regime is driven from
power. Refuse fascism dot org paid
for by George Soros is to say that
the bottom.
No, but I admit it is true.
I wish it said that for that would
be dynamite. But no.
No, it doesn't say that.
Lily, I'm.
We're supposed to talk about.
We'll push it off to Sunday, and
there'll be a lot of good stuff.
And more about Mueller. Yes.
Mueller, you're a liar.
I want to thank Leo Le Puke.
Let see. Chris Wilson. Certain.
Ted Jeffrey, Producer Matt from
Gitmo Nation East.
For our end of show mixes because,
yes, it's not over yet.
We'll take it to 5 hours.
Thank you. Everybody in the troll
room listening on.
No agenda, Streamcam.
Thank you, John. You know, if
those guys were con men, they'd be
the control room. Ha ha ha.
Coming to you from downtown Texas.
Downtown Austin, Texas. That is
Capital, the drawing Star State
FEMA region.
What am I at six on the map?
Don't remember anymore.
I've been branded.
Seven, six, five.
I'm saying everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley.
We're supposed to rain tomorrow.
The rain stick fell over.
Maybe had something to do with it.
Not sure. I'm John Cena.
All right. We return on Sunday
right here on Know Agenda.
Until then, adios.
For us, this is a bunch of
scumbags. That's what they are.
Hello. You are out of a job.
You are out of line. Shut up.
He started down.
The charm was very high.
Every time. See? See?
She's lost her mind. Three.
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Look. And there is.
MAXINE.
Got three eyes. That's the.
Arms around Putin while Putin is
continuing to advance into.
Korea.
So this is two sides.
She don't like to get.
You were everybody's wife.
Million dollar. When you get the
chance to look down.
And that's where the dollars gonna
drown.
So bottom line.
MAXINE Waters. No, it's
classified, and we can't tell you
anything. All I can tell you is
that the FBI director has no
credibility.
You do not. Honestly, Stephanie, I
know my life.
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Of.
I.
Ya, ya, ya. I remember.
Halfway, although so far they're
in the Oval Office with 100 black
men standing around her.
And she got her money making.
She got that money.
That's a show. The money Show.
That's a money shot.
Get him the money shot.
The reason why she got into that
money shot without being asked and
that Kellyanne Conway has gotten
to being part of the jungle fever.
Jungle being part of the jungle.
She could have to step down and
make sure that people
don't think will her.
Jungle fever. Kellyanne Conway,
she could have said could just go
into the jungle. That made my
morning while I was fantastic.
You got to have boots.
If you want to impress tycoons,
Andrew. You need looms to fill out
a sweater. You need to buy three.
Might be better.
And that's one of the four. Don't
get Mo Nation for the M, five m
sense fake news with wrath because
they know their time is short.
Let him who have understanding
reckon the number of the goat.
But it is a magic number.
Its number is three.
He's. See.
Okay.
I got to say something here.
The ghost scream is banned from
this show.
Best podcast you mofo.
Dvorak dot org slash and a we'll
do it live.