It was unwatchable.
Adam Curry, John C.
DeVora.
Hey, it's Thursday, February 6th, 2025.
This is your award-winning Kimmel Nation Media
Assassination Episode 1736.
This is no agenda.
Dropping the G's and broadcasting live from the
heart of the Texas Hill Country, here in
FEMA Region No.
6, in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we're wondering
whatever happened to the sock hop.
I'm John C.
DeVorak.
It's a crackpot in Boston.
In the morning.
Okay, Boomer.
The sock hop?
What is that?
The sock hop became the gig.
It became the gig?
Yeah, it became the gig.
The sock hop.
It became the gig.
We're gonna go down to Anton's, check out
the gig.
Yeah.
You know what a sock hop was?
Yeah, a sock hop is where the Bobby
socks would go and dance and hop on
their socks.
Yeah, I know.
My mom used to talk about the sock
hop all the time.
What was the sock hop?
Please enlighten me.
The sock hop was a dance that the
schools, the high schools generally, but I would
say grammar schools too, would put on.
Yeah.
In the gym.
Yes.
And they required everyone to wear socks so
they didn't scratch up the gym floor with
their shoes.
Well, now that's interesting.
I didn't know that.
So you had to wear socks over your
shoes or just socks?
No, no, you didn't wear shoes, you just
had socks.
So the girls had socks, the guys, everyone
wore socks.
It was just a dance with a bunch
of sock-wearing kids.
Have you attended one of these sock hops?
Of course I did.
We had sock hops all the time, almost
weekly.
Now, did you have to have the right
kind of socks so people wouldn't point and
go, yeah, look at them socks?
I mean, what was the protocol?
That's actually an interesting point you just made
because that never happened.
Really?
No one ever condemned the socks or even
mentioned them.
Oh, socks had a better life back in
the 50s.
I would say generally people wore gym socks,
like the white fluffy ones.
But my mom was a bobby sockser.
That was just the form of socks that
were below the ankle.
That was just a sock type.
Yes.
Bring back the bobby sock.
I think we should start that.
Maybe Doge can help us.
Bring back the bobby sock.
I'm going to sum up.
This show is going to be very short.
We're going to end in one minute and
13 seconds.
I will sum up the news and then
everybody can go home.
I gotta say, President Trump is brilliant.
He is, you know, and Musk is soaking
it up.
He thrives, he thrives on it.
Oh, he's got him posted, he posts on
X Twitter, all his pictures of him, you
know, jumping around while they're yelling at him.
You know, it's overlaid, of course.
From the same era, the same genre, I
got this, not as good as that, that
was great, by the way.
Thank you.
The Ranting Dems, play this, there's a Ranting
Dems about USAID.
A lot of these are floating around.
This is just a segment of what could
be an hour.
Oh, yeah.
We will not shut up.
We will stand up.
We will speak.
Before we play, what I love so much
about this is there was pretty much nobody
there.
There was more news media than crowd.
Later on in the evening, there was a
little bit more and, you know, that moveon
.org was sending out stuff and I was
looking on the Blue Cry.
By the way, what a mistake.
I clicked on a link.
Someone sent me, it was for a Blue
Cry link.
Oh, my Lord.
Everything there is just...
And it was like, we didn't elect Elon.
We got...
And this is before this very, very sad
demonstration by the Democrat Party, mainly.
We will not shut up.
We will stand up.
We will speak up.
We will rise up.
What's dangerous is that people who work for
USAID are wearing masks to protect themselves from
Musk.
This is a dictatorship in the making.
We're not going to have apartheid in America
anymore.
Elon Musk has not been elected to anything.
And who the hell does Musk think he
is?
He has absolutely no right in shutting down
USAID.
We cannot allow that.
We've got to take to the streets.
But my kickbacks, my kickbacks.
Even CNN.
CNN was laughing at them.
This was surprising to me.
Even though it has that Scott guy, whatever,
who's on the panel.
It's pretty much all Democrat operatives at the
table.
And here it is.
Democrats agree that Musk is a problem.
But listen to them today.
And they have a pinata in search of
a stick.
To our Republican colleagues.
If you do not see the light, we
will bring the fire.
Resist!
We are going to be in your face.
We are going to be on your asses.
We have days to stop the destruction of
our democracy.
We have work to do.
Tell Elon Musk to take his hands off
your money.
We don't pledge allegiance to the creepy 22
-year-olds working for Elon Musk.
We pledge allegiance to the United States of
America.
And God damn it, shut down USAID.
We are at war.
We will win.
I'm so sorry.
Can we play it again?
Democrats need a real leader.
They need a real leader which currently does
not exist in the Democratic Party.
And they have been caught completely flat-footed
with the entire Trump presidency for the last
two weeks.
And Elon Musk.
I said on CNN months ago that Elon
Musk would be the most influential advisor to
President Trump.
And that is proving to be true.
Whether you like it or not.
But Democrats should have had a plan for
this.
They knew it was coming.
We say this every single night.
We knew it.
Trump has said all of these things were
going to happen.
We saw him align with Elon Musk which
may go down as the smartest thing that
any presidential candidate has ever done.
From the young vote to tech to a
million other things.
So Democrats needed to have a plan.
And it may be too late.
Bakari, are you fired up?
I'm fired up and ready to go.
Can't you see it in my face?
Bakari.
So when CNN's laughing at you, you've really
missed the mark.
You know the funny thing is, I got
a note from one of our producers saying,
I'm glad you were wrong about Doge.
What?
Yeah, because if you recall me, I was
saying, well, you know, when first the whole
idea came about, I said, yeah, this is
a lot of talk and action.
I went and I discussed about this, the
Hoover Commission.
And they've been trying to reform, you know,
push back on some of these reforms forever.
The Department of Education, they've been promising to
get rid of that since Reagan.
Because you have to remember that Carter's the
one that put it in.
By the way, it was Kennedy who put
in USAID.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
We're going to get to USAID.
I got a lot of USAID stuff.
Of course you do.
So I was skeptical saying, well, you know,
I've heard this lot of talk.
I've seen it over the years.
You know, I'm an old fart.
And I've seen all this stuff.
Old fart.
And the guy says, you know, I'm glad
you were wrong.
And I said, I am too.
And I realized this is what happened to
the Democrats also.
Because they had to be in the same
boat thinking, ah, big talkers.
Oh, Doge, OK, whatever.
Vivek already quit.
And so nothing's going to happen.
Who knew this was going to fall apart
like it did?
Not Doge, but the USAID and God knows
what else is next.
Well, OK.
So that's what I'm talking about.
And I think you do have to admit
at this point that we are indeed in
the season of reveal.
There's stuff being revealed.
Yes.
Yes, there's stuff being revealed that even I
wasn't aware of.
You know, like the Politico thing is amazing.
I've got clips on that, too.
I'll lead you in.
First, let me just do the best line
outside USAID with the Democrat Party was Ayanna
Pressley.
I think she had a really good line.
We will see you in the courts, in
Congress, in the streets.
Elon Musk is a Nazi netball baby.
A Nazi netball baby.
I don't even know where she gets the
netball part from.
But that was a good line.
What is she talking about, though?
What is netball?
Nepotism is what that refers to, I'm guessing.
Yeah, a netball baby is typically used in
show business for somebody whose kid becomes an
actor and you're an actor.
But what, Elon Musk's dad was a rocket
scientist?
What's she talking about?
I don't know, but it was still good.
And in the Netherlands, the Tesla showroom was
vandalized with Nazi imagery.
So it's starting.
It's starting.
They're striking out against Elon.
I'm going to lead you into USAID.
Wait a minute.
What?
Yeah, I know.
Because he's a Nazi.
What has the Netherlands got to do with
the price of bread?
Look, they have a Tesla showroom.
Elon's a Nazi.
The Dutch want their bikes back.
So get out of here.
I mean, it makes no sense.
This is just vandalism for vandalism's sake.
It's not like it's bothering them.
They've got their own problems.
That's probably what it is.
We're so frustrated that our country's going down
the tubes.
We're going to call out Elon.
I don't know.
I'm going to take you into USAID with
a nice little transitionary clip from your man,
Capehart.
You always say my buddy.
Your man, Capehart.
You're the guy who brought Capehart to everyone's
attention.
He has, he just, it was, I mean,
he is.
And the line is your buddy.
Yeah, your buddy.
He's gone flamboyant on everybody.
President Trump's aggressive efforts to undermine federal agencies
with the help of Elon Musk.
His latest victim is the U.S. Agency
for International Development, or USAID, a government agency
that provides development and humanitarian assistance to countries
around the world.
Last night, the administration removed two of the
agency's top security officials after they refused to
allow four representatives from Elon Musk's Department of
Government Efficiency.
They call it DOGE.
To access its offices, classified personnel files, and
security systems that were reportedly beyond their own
security levels.
Oh, no.
In addition, most of the staff at the
agency's Legislative and Public Affairs Bureau was placed
on administrative leave Saturday night.
This afternoon, Musk referred to USAID as a,
quote, criminal organization, adding that it was, quote,
time for it to die.
The agency's ex-account has since disappeared, and
the website USAID.gov is offline.
In addition, across the Justice Department and the
FBI, prosecutors, agents, and leaders are facing down
the looming threat of being fired by the
administration and replaced by, replaced with loyalists.
Loyalists!
Loyalists, because he's a Nazi dictator.
Loyalists.
Okay, just briefly on USAID, and then I
want you to start with me.
I got a couple too, but I want
you to start.
We have been talking, this is bad for
the show.
We have been moaning about USAID, how they
have been starting color revolutions, disrupting countries around
the world, what a secretive organization it is
with a whole bunch of douchebags in it
for the entire length of this show.
And now they're going to get rid of
it?
This is a problem.
It's bad for the show.
Well, I never thought about it that way.
We had, in fact, a guy that used
to listen to the show, used to be
a friend of the show, the economic hit
man.
Yes, he went off the radar.
I don't know what happened.
Overboard.
He didn't like us.
Well, he went to USAID.
And after we started moaning about USAID, he
stopped emailing us.
No, we were always, we were moaning about
USAID probably for a decade or longer.
Yeah, but then he went to work for
them.
He's like, hey.
Well, I think what happened, he also ran
into, at least a part-time girlfriend, was
this Russian spook for the State Department.
Yes, State Department spook.
And she told him not to listen to
this show.
We have, this happens once in a while.
Just as a point of order, USAID was
started by executive order by President Kennedy.
Congress then created the Foreign Assistance Act, which
made money available, not that Congress doesn't, in
that act did not specify where it's going,
but saying, oh, here's this money.
And the president is the one who has
the authority to say where the money is
going.
And at the time in the executive order,
on a permanent basis, President Kennedy delegated that
authority to the Secretary of State.
And that's why there's always been this spooky
connection between CIA, of course, we know, embassies
in foreign countries, which are run by the
State Department, are the safe house for intelligence
assets.
And kind of their front of house is
USAID, run by Samantha Powers most recently.
Victoria Nuland is the ambassador or whatever, or
was the ambassador to USAID.
So this is all the wrong people, all
of them.
Yes, Samantha Power married to Cass Sunstein.
Is it Sustine or Sunstein?
I think it's Sunstein.
Well, whatever.
I thought it was Sustine.
Sunstein, Sunstein, Sunstein.
Marxist, a Marxist.
Yeah, Marxist and one of the early targets
of Glenn Beck, along with Soros.
And Beck seems to have backed off on
his old thesis.
When he was working for Fox, he would
always have a bunch of arrows.
The blackboard.
The blackboard with arrows going every which way.
And it always pointed to one of two
people, Cass Sunstein or Soros.
Usually Soros at the end, I would say.
Yeah, Soros was usually the big boy.
Yeah, the big boy.
It was pretty funny.
But she was the ambassador to the UN.
She's a sad sack looking redhead that just,
you know, Irish.
She's not even born here.
She was born in London, I think.
You know, she just posted on X that
she got fired.
Do you want to hear it?
I'd love to hear it.
I have not seen it.
Well, you can imagine when you suddenly in
your inbox find a termination notice or a
leave of absence notice that you didn't expect
to get on a flawed predicate that you're
doing radical leftist insubordination.
It's pretty jarring.
And because there's so many lies and falsehoods
circulating and so many claims that people are
sort of not with the program, I think
people are just completely dislocated.
There's no stable ground on which to walk.
No.
And then, of course, most of them have
been laid off, so they're worried about how
they're going to pay the bills and how
they're going to make rent.
But maybe the part that is the most
striking and, for me, inspiring, if not surprising,
having worked there for four years, is that,
you know, the people who work at USAID
did not come to work at USAID for
the money.
The civil servants, the foreign servants, the contractors.
The parties.
They came to USAID because they wanted to
make a difference in the world, because they
saw America's interests as tied up with the
interests of people, vulnerable people around the world.
And so even as they're struggling to figure
out how to make rent, all of a
sudden they're most struggling with the fear that
so many millions of people who relied on
us as a country, on USAID as an
agency, but on them as individuals, that those
individuals out in the world have no place
to turn.
And, indeed, they're showing up and finding health
clinics shuttered and soup kitchens closed and advisers
who are helping governments renegotiate debt with China.
Those advisers, you know, now taken off the
books.
So just the wreckage in the world is
what the USAID staff that I'm in touch
with are carrying with them.
That's what's keeping them up at night as
much as the question of what am I
going to do tomorrow and, you know, how
do I take care of my family.
Yeah.
Projection much?
How am I going to get it?
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do tomorrow?
I don't know what I'm going to do.
So, okay.
Really the most surprising thing, and then I
want you to play your clips.
The most surprising thing really was Politico, because
that was supposed to have gone out the
door with the church commission.
There was not supposed to be funding of
news organizations from government money, you know, except
for our public broadcasters, PBS and the National
Treasure, NPR.
But what an interesting gambit to have a
thousand subscriptions to Politico.
And now I'm thinking maybe we'll uncover some
book purchases that were done, you know, to
get some people up into the top of
the New York Times.
That's so obvious.
Oh yeah, let's give Michelle Obama half a
million dollars to, or half.
What am I thinking?
Millions of dollars to do a book nobody
reads.
Let's give her a Netflix conflict.
I think the Netflix deals are the ones
that are the more extreme.
No, but I mean them, the state of
USAID actually buying up books.
Yeah.
You know, that's...
There's no, when they start digging into this,
it's going to go beyond USAID too, because
you are, as my clips, I'll have the
USAID clips, and I got to play a
couple others right after them, which indicate that
the Pentagon and elsewhere is all part of
this.
Well, save some room for my USAID clips.
Well, what USAID, why don't you play yours
first, and then I can, because mine are
more, I'd say mine are highly entertaining.
But well, okay, we'll start.
Let's start with these.
Okay.
This is, now, I got these, now this
is actually Jesse Waters, okay?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, right, look.
So Jesse Waters on Monday did a takedown
of USAID.
This is why it's hilarious, because Jesse Waters
is a smug, and he likes doing this
kind of bit.
So I said, oh, this is good, I'm
going to get this for the show.
And then Tuesday comes along.
Yeah.
He does another takedown, which is better.
I said, well, screw the Monday stuff, I'm
going to do this.
Okay.
Record a bunch of stuff, okay.
So yesterday...
He does another one.
Oh, brother.
So I used this, and I had to,
I realized editing his stuff, and you'll probably
catch a few of them.
You know, he's got the best writers at
Fox, I believe, because he's got the best
time slot.
So they put the best guys there.
And, of course, they don't do credit roles,
so we have no idea who these writers
are, and they don't get credited as typical
at Fox.
Fox, in particular, just tries to hide the
writers.
And I realized that, you know, you really
have to take Jesse Waters' stuff and chop
it up a lot, because he goes, he
does little asides, and what he thinks is
funny, he's not really funny.
No, he needs to...
He's just got that stupid look on his
face.
You know, he's got that Bugs Bunny look,
and so he looks kind of amusing.
And he makes these cuts.
So you cut all that stuff out, and
the presentation becomes pretty good.
All right.
I'm just saying that in advance, because I
don't want to hear you say, Oh, I
heard a cut.
Well, you're dog-eared about dogs who perk
up.
You never hear mine.
All right.
It's okay.
So I will not complain about your cuts.
It's probably...
They're pretty good.
Here's USAID one.
This is the intro.
This is going to be four cuts from
Jesse Waters.
Democrats were already losing their minds after Musk
froze their foreign aid slush fund.
Elon's the first government employee Democrats have ever
won a fire.
And he's not even taking a salary.
We're 36 trillion in debt, and a few
pennies got doged, and the Democrats are grabbing
bullhorns like Bush after 9-11.
Doge froze a $40 billion deep state super
PAC and put 10,000 bureaucrats on paid
leave.
And it happened so fast, one worker had
to be rehired to process people's final timesheets.
All the expensive artwork hanging in the agency
headquarters has been taken down and sold at
auction.
The website's down.
And there's no more Burt and Ernie in
Baghdad.
I would just say a strong message to
Democrats who are out there pretending to be
outraged about the long list of crop that
this administration is cutting, federal waste in funding,
like $2 million for sex changes in Guatemala,
$6 million to fund tourism in Egypt, $20
million on a new Sesame Street show in
Iraq, $4.5 million to combat disinformation in
Kazakhstan.
I could go on and on, and I'm
happy to provide this list to every single
one of you.
Democrats are outraged that the American people want
to be, they want their taxpayers going to
good uses, not stuff like this.
We've literally devolved into a meme war.
This is so interesting.
And leave it to Beaver.
I have no idea.
I'll tell you this.
I love this woman.
She is, like, young, and she doesn't use
a binder.
No, she's got it all in her noggin.
She's got it in her knower.
And she doesn't put up with any guff.
She's the perfect foil for Trump.
I think she ad-libs stuff.
She says stuff that I'm sure that if
it was a male, press guy, that Trump
would chew him out.
Trump's, I think, a little more liberal with
women.
He treats them slightly differently.
And he lets her do her thing.
But she's good, because these are all minor
numbers in the grand scheme of things, but
this is exactly the stuff that highly intelligent
people, did you hear about that?
They're $2 million for six change operations in
Guatemala.
You know, it's like, that is the smallest
of the grievances.
Yeah, well, we get a few more here,
because Jesse brings a few into the picture,
that many of, like, the art stuff, I
haven't heard of.
And here we go, it's clip two.
But we can add some more to the
list.
$43 million on a gas station in Afghanistan
that had no customers.
Still less, though, than what Biden paid for
a charging station here.
$1.5 million to promote gays, lesbians, and
trans in Jamaica.
$4 million for trans Serbians.
$5.5 million for gay rights in Uganda.
Over $6 million for men who have sex
with men in South Africa.
That's just how it was described.
$17 million to promote inclusion in Vietnam.
It's just probably another way of saying it
went to trans.
We carpet-bond them, and then we paid
them the cross-dress.
$25 million to promote green transportation in Georgia,
not the state, the country.
And it's not like we took the money
and bought them electric cars.
We just paid a shady agency to put
up a billboard that says, buy electric cars.
$1 million for Arab and Jewish photographers.
Are you Jewish?
Are you Arab?
Do you have cameras?
Here's a check.
$8 million to teach Sri Lankan journalists how
to avoid binary gendered language.
Translation, we spent $8 million so that a
reporter in Sri Lanka doesn't write he or
she.
Well, at least nobody died, right?
Wrong.
$122 million of the USAID money was given
to terrorists.
The Taliban is taxpayer-funded.
So was the Wuhan lab, so we're on
a roll.
The people spending the money can't even tell
you why they're spending the money.
USAID awarded $2 million to strengthen trans-led
organizations to deliver gender-affirming health care in
Guatemala.
So to each of you this morning, does
this advance the interests of American citizens paying
for trannies in Guatemala to the tune of
$2 million?
Yes or no, Governor?
I have no position.
Of course you don't.
This is clearly all these NGOs and non
-profits and they just took money.
They just took money.
This has always been the pipeline that we've
always identified as the problem is non-profits
and non-governmental organizations all around the world
who are taking this money and doing nefarious...
Our money, our taxpayer money.
Yes.
And also our taxpayer money's debt.
Yes, yes, our printed money.
And just taking it for themselves.
If you dig deep, this is where you
see cousins and aunts and uncles.
Just a 46-second from President Trump just
to interject in between these clips, if you
don't mind.
Yes.
Look at all the fraud that he's found
in this USAID.
It's a disaster what the people, radical left
lunatics, they have things that nobody would have
even believed.
The whole thing with $100 million spent on
you-know-what with money going to all
sorts of groups that shouldn't deserve to get
any money with the money.
I'd like to see what the kickbacks are.
How much money has been kicked back?
Who would spend that kind of money to
some of the things that you read about
and I read about and I see every
night on the news and every morning when
I read the papers?
Who would spend money for that?
I would say this, the people that got
all that money, are they kicking it back
to the people that gave it from government?
No, that's, to me, very, very corrupt.
Yeah, I think that put some people on
notice.
Yeah.
So this, it is kind of an exciting
time.
But I have to say.
It is the season of reveal, John, come
on.
You're going to have to admit it sooner
or later.
You're never going to admit it.
All right, we'll go to USAID bit three.
Is that where we're at?
Yeah, bit three.
Despite the blatant waste and corruption, there's a
sinister side to all of the gay, lesbian
and trans money we're funneling into other countries.
It's subversive.
It undermines their traditional culture, their religions and
their governing authority.
It divides these countries, it distracts them and
makes it easier for our government to exploit
them.
David Axelrod told Democrats who are defending this
stuff, you're walking into a trap.
Rahm Emanuel says you don't have to fight
every fight.
Wasteful spending isn't the hill I'm going to
die on.
But trans operas in Colombia are the hill
Democrats have chosen to die on.
Are they getting kickbacks?
We're about to find out.
Democrats have been sending your tax dollars to
the World Economic Forum so they can tell
us to eat bugs.
The George Soros Prosecutor Fund got $26 million
of your money to what, open jails?
USAID brags about overthrowing governments.
They bragged about supporting military coups and color
revolutions in the Middle East, Asia and Ukraine.
And we just found out the Biden administration
was paying the press.
During the last four years, Politico received $26
million from the federal government.
$8 million just last year.
The Biden administration was paying a DC insider
publication that happened to never report anything bad
about the Biden administration.
The whole thing is a racket.
This was a bailout.
Biden's government didn't need this.
It's a payoff product.
Because when they started paying at Politico, they
tanked the laptop.
They covered up Biden's nap times.
The USAID chief, Samantha Power, Politico wrote a
puff piece about her, called her a celebrity.
Have you ever heard of celebrity Samantha Power?
I'm a little disappointed at ourselves.
We have so often discussed Politico.
And I kept saying, who owns them?
And then you'd always come back, no, no,
they're their own thing.
They stand by themselves.
And now we could have figured this one
out.
Because of course, basically a blog with too
many people working there, it could never be
so self-sustainable.
We should have sniffed that one.
We should have.
And I think Axiom falls into that category
of too many.
Axios.
Axios and other operations are different.
Axios falls into that same category with too
many people and who's really behind it.
I mean, other operations like the Atlantic, for
example, you do have Lorraine Jobs, a Jobs,
Powell Jobs, whatever she wants to call herself.
So you got money there.
So even though that could be a slush
fund too, at least it has a cover.
There's no cover for these other operations.
There's no cover billionaire that looks, you know,
there's no Reed Hastings in front of the
whole thing.
So yes, yeah, we probably...
I'm reading, I'm reading that a lot of
money went into, got slushed somehow into Hollywood,
Hollywood productions.
Now that's kind of being countered by saying,
oh, you know, they paid people millions of
dollars to go visit Zelensky.
Maybe, I don't know.
Well, actually, yeah, I think yes.
Ben Stiller says no.
He says no.
Well, Ben Stiller probably paid for it himself.
He's probably dumb.
Well, I got a clip on this, but...
Well, let's do a last suggestion.
Let's play the last one, then I can
have a clip about Ben Stiller.
Okay, good.
So upon coming out here to the briefing
room, I was made aware of the funding
from USAID to media outlets, including Politico, who
I know has a seat in this room.
And I can confirm that the more than
$8 million taxpayer dollars that have gone to
essentially subsidizing subscriptions to Politico on the American
taxpayer's dime will no longer be happening.
The Doge team is working on canceling those
payments now.
How critical is government funding to Politico's bottom
line?
Not sure.
But on the day of the freeze, they
couldn't make payroll for a couple hours.
It's not just Politico.
The New York Times got millions.
BBC got money.
PolitiFact was funded by the Biden administration.
Biden was censoring you and funding independent fact
checkers to call you a liar.
The left somehow looks like one big astroturfed
money laundering shell game.
Well, okay, that's a little disingenuous, Jesse Watters.
USAID has been there through many different political
powers running the country.
So it's not just the Biden administration.
It's not just, you know, the left and
the Dems.
It's the fundamental problem in government.
And this government's everywhere, except for some reason,
this president is pulling it apart.
You got nothing to lose.
It's very interesting.
Where's the, where's the.
So this is from, this is a clip
from, and I, one more clip after this.
This is the USAID.
This is from E, E Entertainment News, the
E, you know, E.
E?
They still around?
E?
E still around?
Yeah, they're still around.
And here's their report.
USAID sponsored American celebrity visits to Ukraine after
Russia's full-scale invasion began.
Angelina Jolie, $20 million.
Sean Penn, $5 million.
Jean-Claude Van Damme, $1.5 million.
Orlando Bloom, $8 million.
Ben Stiller, $4 million.
This was done to increase Zelensky's popularity among
foreign audiences, particularly in the United States.
The involvement of celebrities made it easier to
coordinate funding programs for Ukraine during the conflict.
I'd like to see some paperwork on that.
Angelina Jolie, $20 million, really?
I'd like to see the paperwork on that.
Did they just, is there a big check,
like one of those publisher clearinghouse checks?
Yeah, big giant checks.
Hey, there you go.
That's an accusation that they're going to have
to deal with.
Now, the last clip I have just shows
that this is not, I mean, USAID is
the target right now.
But then I ran into this crazy clip
from Alex Jones.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
On Reuters.
And this is some Pentagon, some stuff that
was brought up from some Pentagon research.
And I think the Pentagon, unless something stops
and they manage to stop Musk, who's gone
on a rampage with a bunch of kids.
He's hired a bunch of young— This was,
so I saw the executive editor of Wired
doing interviews everywhere because it was the outstanding
reporting from Wired.
Outstanding reporting from Wired.
They did really good work.
Wired magazine did outstanding reporting.
And they're the ones like, well, these are
19 to 26-year-old kids.
What are they doing?
Who else?
Who do you think is programming your life?
Who do you think?
Well, besides— Who has the energy?
Besides anonymous Indians.
And I also, I'm quite sure that this
is a team that Musk is the spokeshole
for.
I don't think he's in there rousting around
because— No, I agree.
I agree.
If he was, he'd have the kitchen sink
and he'd make an X-post and we'd
see that.
I've said it a million times.
I'll say it again.
A million!
I said it at least twice.
Yes, that's more like it.
Which is slightly different than a million, I
suppose, if you're going to be picky.
Well, I learned it from the best.
I would say that Musk knows how to
pick people.
He has a knack for getting people— You
know, there's a funny thing about this, an
old story about Microsoft, when Gates was building
the company out.
And he was kind of, at the time,
now he's off the rails, but back in
the day, he would always, this was a
known Microsoft story, when he was staffing in
Redmond.
You'd come in from some other company and
he said, he would always insist that if
you're going to come to work for Microsoft,
you have to be willing to take whatever
money you were making over at Oracle or
whatever company you were working for before, you
had to take a cut in pay.
Because it was important that you took a
cut in pay to show that you really
wanted to work for Microsoft.
That you wanted to be there.
Oh, interesting.
And that was always, it was one of
those, that story, everybody knows that story.
So here we go with Alex Jones.
And this is like, of course, Alex Jones
dramatizes great, but here we go.
Reuters, for active social engineering defense, ASED, and
large-scale social deception, LSD, that's how, in
the grants, at usspending.gov, Department of Defense,
Thompson Reuters Special Services, that's M-I-6,
you can look it up, active social engineering
defense, large-scale social deception.
Zoom in on that.
Look at that.
Just look.
Of course, they want to keep it secret.
But the Pentagon's paying Reuters to, what's the
exact term?
Might just read this for the next four
hours over and over again.
Active social engineering defense, ASED, and large-scale
social deception, LSD.
Boy, that sounds like what good people do.
And there it is on the DARPA website.
Where they tell you about active social engineering
defense, but see, they didn't tell you what
they do lie to you.
And it's the Pentagon going, we want to
help deceive the public, Reuters, help lie, run
our deception engineering operation.
I mean, God, here's the bad guys don't
call themselves the bad guys.
That's like little kid shows like the Decepticons.
The Pentagon's like, we're the Decepticons.
Lie to the American people.
Look, I'm wearing a red cape and horn.
Well, this is, we've talked about this, about
DARPA working on social networks and understanding how
to engineer outcomes through the law of large
numbers and how large networks operate in general.
And then the, was it NSA or CIA?
I think it was military who recruited to
be the ghost in the machine.
Remember that creepy ad, be the ghost in
the machine.
It was NSA, be the ghost in the
machine.
And if you said something, really said something
a million times, it's that when the internet
came into play, it made everything much easier
for government to psyop us and to control
our thinking.
And I don't care if it's run by
Elon Musk or not.
X is a perfect place for that.
But the one that's really good is BlueCry.
I mean, whoa.
I mean, what's going on there is, it's
amazing.
I have to, you know, I have relented
from looking at the BlueCry feeds during this
last week or so, but I'm going to
have to go.
It's got to be distressing because these people
are insane over there.
And I log in.
Now, I haven't looked at BlueCry in weeks.
I log in, I see I have 20
messages.
And there's people going, people who listen to
our show.
You said that, how about this?
I'm like, wow.
And that's what they sound like too.
Yes, I logged right out.
I'm like, I don't want to read this.
And Scott Galloway, he posts 15 times an
hour.
This is no good.
Anyway, on USAID.
But before we continue with any more discussion,
I do want to say, these clips, including
the Jones clip, this is an amazing indictment
of mainstream media as being completely and totally
corrupt, and I would say useless to the
general public unless you just want to be
led around by the nose, by somebody that's
leaning around the nose for some nefarious reason,
I'd say, just in general.
This is not good.
Here's a short clip of Elon talking on
Spaces with his impression.
So he's doing his job.
He's doing his job perfectly.
He's getting out there.
He's doing the talking where he needs to
do the talking.
I don't think he was doing this from
inside the USAID building or sleeping in the
bed next to the Oval Office or whatever
is out there.
But he kind of summed it up with
something that sounded very Trumpy.
As we dug into USAID, it became apparent
that what we have here is not an
apple with a worm in it, but we
have actually just a bowl of worms.
And so at the point at which you
don't really, if you've got an apple that's
got a worm in it, maybe you can
take the worm out.
But if you've got actually just a bowl
of worms, it's hopeless.
And USAID is a bowl of worms.
There is no apple.
You've just got to basically get rid of
the whole thing.
That is why it's got to go.
It's beyond repair.
Now, here's two serious clips because we can
stomp on people all day long.
Marco Rubio, our Secretary of State, who I'm
liking more and more, I have to say.
I am too.
I'm liking him more and more.
He's really, you know, it's like one of
those things where he found himself, it seems
to me.
Go ahead.
Because everybody on both sides of the aisle
always assumed that, because of Marco's, little Marco,
when he was little Marco, and he did
the small hands joke and he was going
after Trump and he was running against him,
they all assumed that he was pretty much
like them, that he was an old Republican,
old-fashioned Republican.
He's not turning out to be that way.
He's turning out to be a radical Republican,
Trumpist-type Republican, and he handles it so
beautifully.
It's a phenomenon.
Yes.
And, of course, he's still not to be
trusted.
Can't trust anybody.
I agree.
He did an interview, I think this was
Fox, and they asked him, because now he's
the acting director of USAID, and he had
a very clear, concise overview of what's going
on and how it's corrupt and rotten, and
here it is.
So you're now the head of USAID.
The head of DOJ, Elon Musk, called USAID
a criminal organization and added that it is
time for it to die.
Do you agree with that?
Let me walk you through the history of
this agency.
And this is good.
He knows the history.
I like this.
I've dealt with it for 14 years in
the United States Senate.
It was created as a way of doing
humanitarian assistance in the world, separate from the
State Department at the time.
But it said you have to take policy
direction from the Secretary of State, the National
Security Council, the White House, and all elements
of government.
They have basically evolved into an agency that
believes that they're not even a U.S.
government agency, that they are a global charity,
that they take the taxpayer money and they
spend it as a global charity, irrespective of
whether it is in the national interest or
not.
By the way, one of the few people
these days who uses the word correctly instead
of saying irregardless, he says irrespective.
He gets a point, gets a point for
that.
Irrespective of whether it is in the national
interest or not in the national interest.
One of the most common complaints you will
get if you go to embassies around the
world from State Department officials and ambassadors and
the like is USAID is not only not
cooperative, they undermine the work that we're doing.
They are supporting programs that upset the host
government for whom we're trying to work with
on a broader scale and so forth.
So they're completely unresponsive.
They just don't consider that they work for
the U.S. They just think they're a
global entity and that their master is the
globe and not the United States.
And that's not what the statute says and
that's not sustainable.
The President put a pause on all foreign
aid.
We found a lot of cooperation in the
State Department and we have issued dozens and
dozens of waivers.
As we go through all the foreign aid
programs in the Department of State, the ones
that make sense, we issue a waiver, they
go back on.
We've already done it for dozens of programs.
So, OK, so that makes total sense.
You know, oh, there's someone starving.
OK, we'll help those people out.
But then he gets a little tricky because
we know the State Department is really the
huge monster.
And here's all the State Department's great.
They're great.
Remember, Marco Rubio has been on the Intelligence
Committee for a long time.
So I think he's protecting his turf here.
So we're going through it at the State
Department, the State Department portion of foreign aid.
We find cooperation.
State Department people have been great.
And we're issuing waivers and we're getting input
and it's working.
We go to USAID, which is a big
chunk of foreign aid, $40 billion or so.
They're completely uncooperative.
They won't tell you what the programs are.
They refuse to answer questions.
They try to push through payments.
Even after the executive order, they were still
trying to push money through the system.
Can it be reformed or does it need
to die?
Well, that was always the goal was to
reform it.
But now we have rank insubordination.
Now we have basically an active effort.
Their basic attitude is we don't work for
anyone.
We work for ourselves.
No agency of government can tell us what
to do.
So the president made me the acting administrator.
I've delegated that power to someone who's there
full time.
And we're going to go through the same
process at USAID as we're going through now
at the State Department.
This is not about getting rid of foreign
aid.
There are things that we do through USAID
that we should continue to do.
That makes sense.
And we'll have to decide, is that better
through the State Department or is that better
through something, a reformed USAID?
That's the process we're working through.
There are things that are happening at USAID
that we should not be involved in funding
or that we have a lot of questions
about.
But they're completely uncooperative.
So we had no choice but to take
dramatic steps to bring this thing under control.
So we'll see.
State Department seems pretty safe.
And there's a lot of nonsense going on
there.
It's heavily intertwined with the Central Intelligence Agency.
When it comes to media corruption, though, Michael
Schellenberger pops up.
I'm not really a super fan of Michael
Schellenberger, but he dug in and he found
some USAID financing that really helped kickstart the
initial Trump impeachment.
The House of Representatives impeached President Donald Trump
in December 2019 after a White House whistleblower
went public with evidence that Trump had abused
his powers by withholding military aid to Ukraine
in order to dig up dirt on his
rival Joe Biden.
In the complaint, the whistleblower claimed to have
heard from White House staff that Trump had
on a phone call directed Ukrainian President Volodymyr
Zelensky to work with his personal attorney at
the time, Rudy Giuliani, to investigate Joe Biden
and Hunter Biden.
The whistleblower who triggered the impeachment was a
CIA analyst who was first brought into the
White House by the Obama administration.
Reporting by Dropsite News last year revealed that
the CIA analyst had relied on reporting by
a supposedly independent investigative news organization called the
Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project, or the
OCCRP, which appears to have effectively operated as
an arm of the United States Agency for
International Development, USAID, which President Trump has just
shut down.
The CIA whistleblower complaint cited a long report
by OCCRP four times.
The OCCRP report alleged that two Soviet-born
Florida businessmen were key hidden actors behind a
plan by Trump to investigate the Bidens.
Do you remember those two guys?
Remember those two?
Like Boris and...
And Natasha.
Boris and Natasha standing next to Trump at
some function.
They took a picture with him, and then
all of a sudden, oh, they were key.
Those two businessmen connected Giuliani to two former
Ukrainian prosecutors, according to OCCRP.
The OCCRP story was crucial to the House
Democrats' impeachment claim, which is that Trump dispatched
Giuliani as part of a coordinated effort to
pressure a foreign country to interfere in the
2020 presidential election, which is why the whistleblower
cited it four separate times.
Yeah, he goes on and on and on
about this.
But, you know...
Yes, it was a good clip.
I saw him do this.
I'm glad you got that.
He's kind of dry.
He doesn't have much...
He doesn't have pizzazz.
So USAID spent, through political non-governmental organizations,
over $40 million on the Georgia elections, Georgia
the country, which, of course, you know, was
contentious.
It's really...
To me, this is quite entertaining.
I mean, it's...
It's very entertaining.
It's more than I expected.
It's a lot more than I expected.
Yes.
Well, that's for sure.
Me too.
And although you seem to have been expecting
from the season of reveal...
That's okay.
I won't criticize you.
No, no.
That's just the word I received, and here
it is.
I mean, the prophecy is true.
The season of reveal.
Uh-huh.
You can't deny it.
You're going to try, but you can't.
So this is going to continue at this
breakneck pace.
Rapid rate, yes.
They don't know what to do about it.
It's one thing after another.
The thing that's really...
I don't know how to call it, but
his approach to women's sports with that executive
order, I thought was a big deal.
I have the clip here.
Hold on a second.
I have a clip too.
Yeah, this is...
President Trump delivering on a campaign promise with
an executive order that may or may not
be legal.
We will not allow men to beat up,
injure, and cheat our women and our girls.
From now on, women's sports will be only
for women.
While several high-profile cases fill the cable
news airwaves, including swimmer Riley Gaines, who lost
a college competition to a transgender person, the
reality is it rarely happens.
In December, the NCAA president indicated the policy
allowing transgender women to compete might change if
federal law becomes more clear.
But in the same hearing, he revealed that
of the 510,000 college athletes, he was
aware of only 10 who were transgender.
Ashley O'Connor transitioned while a student at
Downers Grove South High School.
She's now in college, but knows firsthand the
impact of being allowed on the girls' badminton
team during a difficult time.
Being able to express myself openly and honestly
helps so, so much.
I haven't self-harmed for, I think, a
bit over four years now.
I mean, this is a person who needs
different kind of help.
Because I can express myself through badminton, I
haven't self-harmed.
This person needs a different kind of help.
Where'd you get that report?
This report is slanted.
Oh, of course it's slanted.
This report is from, it's probably from France
24.
Let me see.
Trans Maoism.
Oh, the Chicago WGN.
Hello.
It's obvious where it's from.
All right, but you get the idea.
What they're saying is- Yeah, well, play
this clip.
This is the executive order about men in
locker rooms.
This is on NTD, and this is slanted.
But NTD is always anti-Chinese slanted, and
I think their regular reporting is pretty neutral.
And here's the way they handled it.
One of President Trump's latest executive orders will
provide, quote, equal opportunity for women and girls
and keep, quote, men out of women's sports.
Last year, a male cyclist posing as a
woman competed in the 800-mile Arizona trail
race, a very big deal in cycling, and
obliterated the woman's course record by nearly five
and a half hours.
A White House document says the executive order
upholds the promise of Title IX and ends
the dangerous and unfair participation of men in
women's sports.
We're putting every school receiving taxpayer dollars on
notice that if you let men take over
women's sports teams or invade your locker rooms,
you will be investigated for violations of Title
IX and risk your federal funding.
While signing, Trump was joined by over 20
women and their daughters from parental rights advocacy
group Moms for Liberty.
Women's sports advocates Riley Gaines and Paula Scanlon
were there also.
Title IX, passed in 1972, prohibits sex-based
discrimination in any school or other education program
that receives federal funding.
And the U.S. officially has a new
attorney general.
Pam Bondi was sworn in on Capitol Hill
with Trump in attendance.
The Senate confirmed Bondi on Tuesday, 54 to
46, with Democrat Senator John Fetterman joining Republicans
in the vote.
Bondi says she will make the country proud.
And I will restore integrity to the Justice
Department and I will fight violent crime throughout
this country and throughout this world and make
America safe again.
So what, considering the numbers, it is just,
as you've pointed out, it's just so crazy
that the Democrat Party wanted to die on
that hill, as you said.
And...
They're still on to it, on the hill.
And I can't wait for my hate listen
tomorrow to find out what, because Kara Schwisher,
leading lesbian advocate, continuously has held to the
opinion that the war on trans, was it
because the Republicans hate gay people?
Well, nothing could be further from the truth
because they're actually being protected in this case.
This is from Denver.
While the preview for the U.S. Department
of State's website still shows resources for LGBTQI
plus prospective adoptive parents, the moment you click
in, you'll see a new acronym.
By the way, they're showing the Google search
results, so it's like a cached result that
has the link LGBTQI, and then when you
click in, well, yeah, they change it, but
Google hasn't updated it.
Prospective adoptive parents, the moment you click in,
you'll see a new acronym, LGB.
The same is found for LGB travelers.
To remove the T from the transgender identity.
I don't have to tell you what this
person was like.
You know, from your TikTok clips.
All federally funded websites and resources sends a
really big signal.
Jax Gonzalez is the political director at One
Colorado, the state's largest LGBTQIA advocacy group.
I'm a little bit of a history nerd.
The first acronym that was used was GLB,
so gay, lesbian, and bisexual.
You can see that used in the 70s
and 80s to identify the gay rights movement.
The L representing lesbians then became the first
letter to represent their contributions during the HIV
and AIDS epidemic in the late 80s.
This I didn't know, by the way, from
this self-proclaimed history nerd.
I didn't know that the L moved to
the front because of the lesbians helping in
the AIDS epidemic.
This is a point of contention.
When I was at...
When Cranky Geeks was being produced by Ziff
Davis and I was at the office, we
had one of our producers was a very
flamboyant gay guy.
And he was one of those guys who
had a lot of opinions about things.
And I've talked to him and other gay
males about this, and they, for the life
of them, cannot rationalize or understand why, and
they're a little irked about it, that the
G was replaced by the L.
Well, here's the official story from the history
nerd.
Letter to represent their contributions during the HIV
and AIDS epidemic in the late 80s.
Nurses would refuse to treat men who were
dying of HIV and AIDS.
And so lesbians stepped in, lesbian nurses, lesbian
volunteers.
Then in the 90s, the T representing transgender
people was added.
Man, I do not remember that being the
90s.
I remember that being in the mid-2000s.
Do you remember the T being added in
the 90s?
Ugh, I'm gonna have to do some work
on this.
There was the death of Brandon Tina.
That was a young trans man.
And after that, we had a surge of
visibility of transness.
Advocates say they're confident that while a letter
has been erased, transgender people won't be.
We're no longer being recognized by the federal
government.
I think what's true is that we don't
need to be in order to be the
people we are.
Yeah, there you go.
Good, everyone's happy now.
It's fine.
So LGB is protected.
Protected.
And the T, which was, you know, and
the Q, I mean, man, the Q thing,
that's what threw everybody for a loop.
But the Q thing just became this tack
-on excuse, which was a problem.
I have a couple of clips that kind
of relate to this.
And one of them, I thought, I mean,
I'll hold off on this.
This is an Irish journalist who went on
a tear about the trans conundrum and what's
really the problem with it, which is the
investment of the parents that have transitioned their
children and how it's created.
This woman is Helen Joyce.
We might as well play it.
Oh, Helen Joyce.
Helen Joyce is very, she's a, I wouldn't
say she's anti-trans because I don't think
she is anti-anything, but she's an observer
and she is seen as, she's like Rowland,
the Harry Potter writer.
Yes.
As a, you know, a hater of trans
when it's not the case.
And she has this interesting observation to make
about the investment that people have made into
this movement, into the trans Maoist movement that
is kind of depressing.
You may not have thought of, is that
there's a lot of people who can't move
on on this because that's the people who
have transitioned their own children.
So those people are going to be like,
you know, the Japanese soldiers who were on
Pacific Islands and didn't know the war was
over.
They've got to fight forever.
This is why, this is another reason why
this is the worst, worst, worst social contagion
that we'll ever have experienced.
A lot of people have done the worst
thing that you could do, which is to
harm their children irrevocably because of it.
Those people will have to believe that they
did the right thing for the rest of
their lives, for their own sanity and for
their own self-respect.
So they'll still be fighting.
And each one of those people destroys entire
organisations and entire friendship groups.
And now you can't talk truth in front
of that person.
And you know, you can't, because what you're
saying is you as a parent have done
a truly like human rights abuse, an awful
thing to your child that cannot be fixed.
There are specific individuals who are really actively
against women's rights here.
And it's not known why they are, but
I happen to know through the back channels
that it's because they've trans their child.
And so those people will do anything for
the entire rest of their lives to destroy
me and people like me, because people like
me are a standing reproach to them.
I don't want to be.
I'm not talking directly to them.
I don't spend my time bitching about them.
But the fact is that just simply by
saying we will never accept natal males in
women's spaces.
Well, it's their son that we're talking about.
And they've told their son that he can
get himself sterilised and destroy his sexual function
and women will accept him as a woman.
And if we don't, there's no way back
for them and their child.
They've sold their child a bill of goods
that they can't deliver on.
And I'm the one who has to be
bullied to try to force me to deliver
on it.
So those people are going to be the
people who will keep this bloody movement going,
I'm sorry to say, because they've everything to
lose.
Yeah, we've played Helen Joyce before.
See, I'm not going to play them now,
but male erotic fixation leads to children must
be trans and trans Maoist parents fighting to
the death.
She's been very consistent in this.
Can we, in the United States at least,
can we put this squarely on the shoulders
of the Democrat Party now is the question?
It's an interesting coincidence.
What do you mean?
To me.
What do you mean, coincidence?
Well, that most trans advocates and trans Maoists
and people who trans their kids and Hollywood
people in particular, Jamie Lee Curtis, Megan Fox,
and all these others that have boys that
made them into girls or vice versa, depending.
And they're all Democrats.
I don't, I suppose there's a Republican or
two out there that has a trans kid
who may be really, I mean, there are
people that do have genuine gender dysphoria, but
it's incredibly rare.
It's not, this is highly, this is a
movement.
This is not, this is something else.
This is what she calls a social contagion
is what she uses.
Contagion is the right word.
I mean, it's totally contagion.
Well, it's like June bugs.
I mean, it's hysteria that's created this.
And also a few scientists and some pediatricians,
including the American Pediatrics Board and these, the
horrible pediatrician, which I said before, I think
is the worst of all the doctors.
And, you know, with their vaccine schedules and
they kick people out of their, if you
don't want the vaccine, you won't, you can't
even go to them kind of problem we've
talked about on the show.
So it's just Democrats.
I mean, there, I suppose there's probably gotta
be a Republican there somewhere, but it's largely,
I'd say 90% plus Democrats Democrats.
So why is it Democrats?
Democrats and the media, the media, which is
90% Democrats too.
This is just Democrats.
So we're talking about Democrats.
Yes.
Why?
Well, it's because, well, trans Maoism, it's a
Marxist movement and it's Marxism.
There's Marxism behind it.
That's gotta be it.
And it became a form of religion, which
is what the Marxists always try to do.
Right, because they don't, because they're atheists.
Traditional religions.
Yes.
I want to talk just briefly about the
tariffs that were on and then were off.
And I think that this on and off
and wait for a month, to me, I
think it was a test that President Trump
ran to see how the dollar would respond,
which was quite interesting.
I mean, the dollar just skyrocketed in value
and then he took them off and they
went right back down.
One of our producers sent me a paper
written in November, 24th of November, 2024, by
Trump's Chairman of Economic Advisers, Stephen Mirren.
And he talks about the Triffin Dilemma, which
I'd never, or sometimes known as the Triffin
Paradox.
Have you ever heard of this before?
No.
The Triffin Paradox, written, identified by Belgian economist,
or Belgian-American economist, Robert Triffin in the
60s.
His basic thesis was that the problem with
a country having the reserve currency that is
over time, your currency, the US dollar, becomes
overvalued so that you almost naturally have to
shift all of your production overseas because it
just becomes much cheaper everywhere.
And the paper is 47 pages and I
was going through it and I'm trying to
mark stuff up and my brain is just
certainly hurting.
But it seems, what he is saying is
that, so if you put a tariff of
10% on goods, it does hurt local,
it does have a slight inflationary effect on
goods that you import.
But he says it's more like 50 basis
points, 1% tops.
But then when you get to 20%, there's
so much pain in the market and if
simultaneously you can bring down interest rates, there's
so much pain in these overseas markets they
have to shift their, they have to go
through a separate country, China is already doing
that of course.
Oh, it's coming from Vietnam, it's not coming
from China, it's coming from somewhere else.
Mexico.
Mexico, exactly.
That there is a way to prevent the
country from going into the Triffin paradox death
spiral and all the numbers that he has
in this paper, like the 60% we've
heard President Trump talk about, they're all in
there.
And so it seems like President Trump is
trying to figure out what he can do
because he needs a reset of the global
financial system, not the way the World Economic
Forum wants to do it.
And this guy, I think it's pretty funny,
he says look for a new Bretton Woods
Accord and he says since all of these
Accords have always been named after the resort
where they came up with it and signed
it, he says we should be on the
lookout for a Mar-a-Lago Accord where
somehow the currencies will be reset.
And I know we have really smart people
out in Gitmo Nation, so any simplification of
this process would be appreciated.
And at the same time, the stable coin
gambit seems to be playing up with the
most interesting people at the table, especially this,
what's the guy's name, from Cantor Fitzgerald.
Hold on a second, I have his name
here somewhere.
Lutnick.
Oh yeah, Lutnick.
And so...
Musk's a big fan of this guy.
Oh yeah, well there's no doubt and we
have to talk about that.
But so here's two clips about the president
signed the executive order for the Sovereign Wealth
Fund.
This is an executive order.
This charges your Secretary of the Treasury, Scott
Besson, and your Secretary of Commerce, Howard Lutnick,
to begin a process that will hopefully result
in the creation of an American Sovereign Wealth
Fund.
It's a very exciting event.
We're going to have a Sovereign Wealth Fund,
which we've never had.
We have a lot of things that create
wealth and seeing that over the last two
weeks, I think we've created more wealth.
Other people have created de-wealth.
The people, my predecessors, we're creating a lot
of wealth.
Scott, maybe you'd like to say something about
it and I'd ask also Howard to say
something about it.
So first we get Scott Besson and he's
going to say, oh yeah, we're going to
put all kinds of assets into the Sovereign
Wealth Fund, which to me means perhaps tokenizing
our public lands.
I mean, there's all kinds of things that
have been discussed in this regard.
Yes, sir, this is very exciting.
We're going to stand this thing up.
Within the next 12 months, we're going to
monetize the asset side of the U.S.
balance sheet for the American people.
Now, how do you take that?
Monetizing the asset side of the balance sheet
for the American people.
How do you take that?
Just what you said.
Yeah, it's like we got oil.
What are American assets?
Whether it's the industrial base is considered an
American asset, but the federal government owns like
half the land in this country, which a
lot of people, including Milton Friedman, think was
a bad idea.
We shouldn't own any land, but we own
it.
And the land is valuable, especially in some
places, like certain states, California, for example.
That's an asset, big one.
All right.
We're going to put the assets to work.
And I think- That's tokenization.
I guarantee you they're going to make it
into some kind of crypto.
It's going to be very exciting.
We're going to study best practices that's done
around the world.
It'll be a combination of liquid assets, assets
that we have in this country as we
work to bring them out for the American
people.
The extraordinary size and scale of the U
.S. government and the business it does with
companies should create value for American citizens.
If we are going to buy 2 billion
COVID vaccines, maybe we should have some warrants
and some equity in these companies and have
that grow for the help of the American
people.
So bring all these things together, I think
Scott and I will create an amazing sovereign
wealth fund for you, sir.
So that's Ludnick.
And you could not have used a worse
example, you dumb dumbo.
Like, oh, yeah, we buy 2 million COVID
vaccines.
2 billion.
Did he say 2 billion?
He's stupid.
What a stupid thing to say.
Now, Ludnick...
Yeah, that was dumb.
In fact, that got a lot of attention.
As it should.
I think that Ludnick owns about 5%
of Tether.
Tether owns, I think, about $150 billion worth
of U.S. debt.
I believe that part of the gambit here
is to spread our debt amongst the global
poor by issuing...
Listen, by issuing...
Well, we're good at this stuff like that.
We have never done this one.
By issuing stable coins based upon debt that
we keep in America.
And, you know, because Tether, they make like
$4 billion a year just by holding $100
billion worth of paper, and there's like 20
people at the company.
Like, oh, they just hold the paper, they
get the interest, and they issue these stable
coins so we can continue to use the...
It'll probably be Tether.
Use the stable coins as, you know, hey,
everybody can use our dollars now.
Everybody, it's digital, it goes everywhere.
It devalues, but okay, you know.
There's something at play here, including having assets
of companies in the sovereign wealth funds.
Very, very different type of economics for us.
And then, of course, President Trump tries to
popularize that with this.
Other countries have sovereign wealth funds, and they're
much smaller countries, and they're not the United
States.
We have tremendous potential in this country.
Tremendous.
You're seeing that, what's happened just in a
short period of time.
And as an example, TikTok, we're gonna be
doing something perhaps with TikTok.
Perhaps not.
If we make the right deal, we'll do
it.
Otherwise, we won't.
So we're gonna own half of TikTok.
This is amazing.
But I have the right to do that,
and we might put that in the sovereign
wealth fund, whatever we make, or if we
do a partnership with very wealthy people.
There are a lot of options, but we
could put that as an example in the
fund.
And we have a lot of other things
that we could put in the fund.
And I think in a short period of
time, we'd have one of the biggest funds.
And, you know, some of them are pretty
large, I must tell you.
Some of the...
Like the Saudi Arabia fund is on the
large side.
But eventually, we'll catch it.
But we're gonna create a lot of wealth
for the fund.
And I think it's about time that this
country had a sovereign wealth fund and these
two gentlemen and some others are gonna work
with them very closely.
And they'll be heading it up, and they're
gonna do a great job.
Two highly respected people that have done unbelievably
well in the world, in the real world.
So that's a big deal, huh?
Yeah, it's a big deal.
I think it's gonna create value and be
of great strategic importance.
Yes, all right.
And a lot of publications are saying, you
know, this could stave off a debt crisis
because we keep the debt in the United
States.
Of course, the entire Bitcoin community is saying,
ah, this is where our strategic Bitcoin reserve
goes.
I mean, we'll see.
But man, you know, Trump is...
People forget that he's a macro guy.
And I just hope to God that he's
getting some good advice because this sounds sketchy
at best.
But the stablecoin thing, I don't know.
I mean, maybe it's brilliant.
But ultimately, you keep issuing paper so everybody
has the dollar, except they get it in
a digital form of a stablecoin, of a
tether.
It still devalues our money.
They have to do something.
Yeah.
And if anybody wants to listen to some...
I mean, I have to...
I don't like plugging the guy.
Mark Levin!
Hello, America!
So he does a Sunday show on...
On CNN.
No, on Fox.
Fox?
He does a Fox show on Sundays.
And it's this...
I don't know how many people watch it,
but it's just basically...
He does two...
One on Saturday and one on Sunday.
And it's basically a one-hour lecture.
It's nothing more...
Well, actually, I take it back.
It's about a half-hour lecture, and then
he brings some people on to talk about
the lecture.
How good was my lecture?
How good was I in this?
What do you think?
You know, he's a...
I have to say this.
I mean, he's a smart guy.
He's good.
His books are good.
He's the great one!
He's the...
They stopped...
By the way, I noticed that's kind of
dissipated.
Oh.
The great one concept.
Oh, interesting.
But he is pretentious as hell because he
starts his radio program on...
During the week.
Every show, like all during the week, the
show starts with the national anthem.
I mean, give me a break.
Hey, well, we start this show with the
national anthem.
I mean, the national Gitmo Nation anthem, but
we do start with the anthem.
We actually don't start the show with it.
We rile everybody up.
That's in the pre-show.
It's in the pre-show.
It's like the guy who comes out in
the comedy special.
What's the guy called?
The audience guy who comes out there?
The...
Not the fluffer.
That's a different kind of...
What's that guy called, the guy who comes
out?
The audience...
I forget what the guy's called.
The warm-up guy.
The warm-up guy, yeah.
He's slamming, he's got the script rolled up,
and he's like, all right, everybody, let's practice
your cheers.
Yeah, there we go.
Woo!
Okay, when the sign goes on...
Jumps up and down.
Gets everybody all worked up.
Yes.
Audience fluffer.
So let's...
So anyway, so Levin, I think it was
the last Sunday, he does a lecture on...
That's Darren O'Neill for us, the pre
-show guy.
That's what he does.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty much.
Yeah, he does it.
He's good.
He gave a lecture on the real debt,
and he claims that because the Social Security
and Medicare, which are separate funds that are
supposed to be kind of walled off, even
though the money was stolen from them, that's
why people say, oh, the Social Security is
going to be out of business, so and
so, in five years we're going to be
out of money.
It's technically impossible, based on the original plans
for Social Security, because when you pay your
withholding, or if you're working for a company,
you have your taxes, it says withholding tax,
and then you see a little line that
says SS, Social Security.
Yeah.
You pay that separately.
That's not tax.
No, that's theft.
And it turns out that they've been taking
that and acting as it was tax, and
they're stolen the money.
According to Levin, we're actually 150 plus trillion
in debt, because of this money that's been
stolen from Social Security.
Everybody gets a tether here.
You get a trillion-dollar coin.
Yeah, a tether.
You get a tether.
Basically, the trillion-dollar coin.
Yeah.
So the point I'm trying to make, I
think, I think the point I'm trying to
make is that we have to do something
drastic, because we're broke.
Yeah.
What I found interesting in that paper is
he said, the way you do it, these
tariffs, is you tie it to national security,
which is exactly what President Trump did.
He tied it to immigration and fentanyl.
So it seems like something here is playing
out, and I like the idea of the
Mar-a-Lago Accords.
I think that's a genius name.
And it seems like, oh, yeah, so we
can just kind of wait for something to
happen.
I agree.
They have to do something.
Something has to happen, or, yeah, because we're
broke, and if we go broke, it's not
good for the world.
Everybody has a problem then.
Everyone's holding our paper.
Our paper.
So that was that.
Do you want to talk about Magaza?
Magaza.
Yeah, Magagaza.
Magaza.
That's the new thing.
Magaza.
Everybody's talking about Magaza.
Well, that was, you know, to me, just
to pray, yeah, you've got, I maybe have
one clip.
I don't have a lot on it.
I mean, I do have some thoughts, and
my thought was that during, because everyone's acting,
I like the way everyone acts so cool
because Trump's put these guys, and including Netanyahu.
Oh, yeah, no, no, this is not a
big shock.
What Trump did with this comment about, we're
going to just take over Gaza and then
turn it into a resort.
It was exactly the same, and I have
a term for it.
I now have a term for this, what
Trump's doing.
It's on here.
It's called the blurt.
The blurt.
And this is basically what he did with,
they're eating the dogs.
We're going to own it.
So I have the Gaza blurt, and I
think Trump just did it on the fly.
I don't care what anybody thinks because it's
like we're eating the dogs, and now everybody's,
and Mike Johnson was one of them, and
so was Rubio.
Well, they walked it back.
I have the walking it back clip.
Well, let's play this.
Here's the initial Gaza blurt clip from NTD,
which I think probably gets us off to
a good start.
Today we got some more clarification from the
White House.
A day after President Trump suggested he wants
the U.S. to take over Gaza and
own it, the White House says that President
Trump is not planning to use American taxpayer
dollars to fund reconstruction efforts in Gaza, and
nor is he committed yet to send any
U.S. troops there.
Watch.
The president has not committed to putting boots
on the ground in Gaza.
He has also said that the United States
is not going to pay for the rebuilding
of Gaza.
His administration is going to work with our
partners in the region to reconstruct this region.
And let me just take a step back
here because this is an out-of-the
-box idea.
That's who President Trump is.
That's why the American people elected him.
Meanwhile, last night, during a joint press conference
with Israeli Prime Minister, President Trump did not
rule out sending troops as an option, saying
he might if it's necessary.
Given what you've said about Gaza, did the
U.S. send troops to help secure the
security vacuum?
As far as Gaza is concerned, we'll do
what is necessary.
If it's necessary, we'll do that.
And when asked about why President Trump would
not rule out as an option, the White
House press secretary, Caroline Leavitt, told us today
that she believes it's part of Trump's negotiating
tactics and that he will make a deal
on that, adding that it's to keep the
option open as leverage in negotiations.
And meanwhile, last night, Trump also proposed a
mass and permanent resettlement for Palestinians living in
Gaza.
And the White House said he's seemingly walking
it back, saying that Palestinians will only need
to be temporarily relocated as the reconstruction efforts
play out.
But the White House does stress to us,
though, that the U.S. is getting involved
in the reconstruction efforts and that is to
ensure stability in the region, adding that President
Trump is a great dealmaker and will strike
a deal with regional partners.
I think you've really hit on something.
The blurt is exactly what it is.
And every blurt with this president is a
negotiating point.
I'm going to say something here.
I'm sure he does this in business deals.
I'm going to put you out of business.
It's just out of the blue.
It just hits him on the spur of
the moment because we're eating the dogs.
You could just see it.
It was just like he's listening to this
woman yak away and all of a sudden
it just dawns on him to throw this
out.
We're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
They're eating the dogs.
Let me play this clip.
This is labeled as walk back Trump's blurt.
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on
Wednesday walked back the Trump plan to permanently
relocate Palestinians from Gaza after American allies rebuffed
the suggestion.
So now Rubio is one of the Trump
whisperers.
This is the new role that you have
to play.
Trump on Tuesday in a meeting with Israeli
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the U.S.
could take ownership of Gaza.
And the only thing that President Trump has
done very generously in my view is offer
the United States willingness to step in clear
the debris clean the place up from all
the destruction that's on the ground clean it
up of all these unexploded munitions and in
the meantime the people living there will not
be able the people who call that home
will not be able to live there while
you have crews coming in and removing debris
while you have munitions being removed, etc.
That's the offer that he's made.
Oh, okay.
See, Rubio goes in to clean it up.
Yeah, I think Rubio did a good job.
And I like to compare it to Mike
Johnson who is also doing it.
But this is Mike Johnson and I describe
this as Mike Johnson skating.
You know, he's doing some sort of a
soft shoe.
He's dancing.
And it's like he doesn't know what to
say because it's like oh, what am I
going to do?
I can't offend it.
You know, because everyone's scared to death they're
going to say something that Trump gets pissed
about.
So they're backing him.
Rubio doesn't seem to be as Rubio's, I
think.
No, Rubio's got it figured out.
And so does Caroline Leavitt.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Because she said it right there.
You know, the president obviously means this.
Like, okay.
And the other guy that the first person
I noticed that could do this well was
J.D. Vance.
Yes, initially during the elections.
Yeah, J.D. Vance could explain whatever Trump
did he could explain it and it was
to the satisfaction of everybody including Trump.
But Johnson Johnson hasn't quite got a clue
yet.
So he dances.
House Speaker Mike Johnson reacted to President Trump's
plan for the Gaza Strip.
Here's what Johnson said at the House Republicans
leadership stakeout earlier today.
There'll be more details forthcoming on that, of
course.
The initial announcement yesterday I think was greeted
by surprise by many but cheered by, I
think people all around the world.
Why?
Because that area is so dangerous.
He's taking bold, decisive action to try to
ensure the peace of that region.
It's a bold move, certainly.
Far bolder than what's been done before.
I think we've got to stand unequivocally in
an unwavering manner as the whip said with
Israel.
Our closest ally and friend in the Middle
East.
I think if we could bring control of
that situation and bring about a lasting peace
there it would do well for everybody not
just in the region but around the world.
It's a volatile place.
And I think the strong and decisive move
is an important step in that regard.
Johnson's got to get it together.
We don't want waffling.
Here, listen.
Now, they even call him the Trump whisperer
in this report from Deutsche Welle as Rutte,
our boy from the Netherlands explains Greenland.
Because what did Trump say about Greenland?
Yeah, we're going to buy it.
We're going to take it over.
We're just going to enter it and take
it.
No, no, no, no, no.
What I think what he is really trying
to get at is that we have to
be watchful of what is happening in the
Arctic.
And Russia is speedily working on getting its
act together on the Arctic.
Take, for example, the issue of icebreakers.
We do not have enough icebreakers at this
moment for example in the US or in
many...
Who's this we you're talking about?
Other NATO allies.
This whole issue of the Arctic its geo
-strategic importance but also, of course, the natural
resources there and all the other geopolitical impact
it will have is what he is really
putting on the table and putting high on
the agenda.
But military action sounds like a war between
NATO allies.
He hasn't said that he will invade Greenland.
No, no, he did not say that.
But what he really said is that the
Arctic is of geopolitical and strategic importance.
But Rutte, they don't call him the Trump
whisperer for nothing.
He didn't say he wasn't going to.
Invade Greenland but he didn't rule it out
either.
And then let's go back to Rubio who
did a beautiful blurt cleanup on the Panama
Canal.
You've just come from Panama and you said
that your meetings in Panama went well.
After them, President Trump said that we're going
to take the canal back or something very
powerful is going to happen.
What's going to happen?
That was the blurt.
Or something very powerful is going to happen.
I hope nothing's going to happen and it
shouldn't because look, the President's point is we
gave the canal in a treaty to Panama.
We didn't give it to China.
You come back 20 years later and you
go to the canal and on the entry
points of both sides of the canal is
a Chinese linked company.
In fact, when I was visiting there yesterday,
the ship behind me just over my shoulder
was a Hong Kong shipping vessel.
And so their presence not just in the
canal but in Panama writ large is very
disturbing.
So ridding the presence, their presence could solve
this whole problem?
Well, we didn't give the canal to China.
I mean, it's a violation of the treaty.
What I told President Malino yesterday was that
President Trump made a preliminary determination that there's
a violation of the treaty.
You're in violation of the treaty because a
sovereign other country, a third country, has effective
control over the canal area.
And absent serious measures, we're going to have
to preserve our rights under the treaty.
Now, obviously, there are a lot of options
in that regard.
I think people speculate things but I don't
think we'll ever get to that point and
shouldn't get to that point.
So it's perfect.
He is a Trump whisperer and the solutions
are already taking place.
So we had a very frank conversation.
Since then, they've taken some steps.
They announced that they're going to get out
of the Bolton Road Initiative.
We'd like to see more.
We hope to see more in the days
to come.
You know, the government doesn't control the canal.
It's run by an independent agency, the Canal
Zone.
So they have to go through some legal
steps that they have to carry out.
Yeah, we've got to go through some steps.
Oh, it's working.
It's working.
It's working great.
They got out of the Belton Road thing.
Yes.
That was the kicker.
That was the main point.
And I'm totally convinced that, you know, people
are bitching and moaning about, you know, for
example, Rubio bailed from the G20, upcoming G20
meeting that was just recently announced.
Because they don't, he doesn't like the way
South Africa's acting.
Right.
Which, of course, that's easy enough.
Yeah.
But I still believe that we've decided on
a North-South policy because we can do
what we think we can do in Africa.
And we think what we can do here
and there.
And we have our influence in Europe and
England is what it is.
Yeah, we've got to do South America.
We've got to do South America because the
Chinese are moving into South America.
And this is in our hemisphere.
We're not putting up with it.
And Rubio speaks Spanish.
I got a, I got another blurt.
Here's another blurt, which is a boomer blurt.
This is a boomer blurt.
I caught it.
Let's see if you catch it.
We're telling Ukraine they have very valuable rare
earth.
We want what we put up to go
in terms of a guarantee.
We want a guarantee.
We want, we're handing them money, hand over
fist.
We're giving them equipment.
European is not keeping up with us.
They should equalize.
And look, we have an ocean in between.
They don't.
It's more important for them than it is
for us.
But they're way below us in terms of
money.
And they should be paying at least equal.
They should really be paying much more than
us.
But let's say equal to us.
And they're billions and billions of dollars below.
So we're looking to do a deal with
Ukraine where they're going to secure what we're
giving them with their rare earth and other
things.
So I kept hearing rare earth.
And I'm like, I can't help but go
back to 1973.
Yeah, baby.
Look out, baby.
Because here I come.
Is Trump thinking rare earth minerals, but he's
confusing it with the band Rare Earth?
I don't think so.
But when it comes to Europe, Europe is
rolling the dice and they're doing some very,
I think they're making very dangerous moves because
all the 27 member states got together and
said, yeah, we don't need America.
We don't we don't need Trump's military protection.
The European Union is aiming to strengthen its
defense capabilities, requiring an estimated investment of around
500 billion euros over the next decade.
That's 50 billion a year.
We do 800, we do 800, 900 billion
a year.
Spending has grown by 30 percent since 2021.
But in the current geopolitical climate, the bloc
believes this is not enough.
On Monday, the EU 27 met to explore
new ideas with the aim of incorporating some
into a future European Commission document.
When you ask what the leaders want in
the white paper, certainly white paper for these
three levels, how to create fiscal space, fiscal
space, how to create common funds to common
projects.
And finally, how to mobilize private financing to
strengthen our defense industry, creating more fiscal space
or, in other words, relaxing the economic rules
that force countries not to take on too
much debt is one of the main ideas
on the table.
The key to this lies with the European
Commission, which could allow countries to spend more
on defense.
Come on, Queen Ursula.
For extraordinary times, it is possible to have
extraordinary measures, also in the Stability and Growth
Pact.
And I think we live in extraordinary times.
So we will look as a commission deeper
into using much more flexibilities.
They are optional, possible with the Stability and
Growth Pact for defense investment and defense expenditures.
At a time when relying on allies is
crucial, the EU 27 gathered at a summit
alongside their partners, including UK Prime Minister Kia
Starmer and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte.
Rutte is there to say, you guys are
crazy.
You're crazy.
What are you doing?
You can't do this.
You know, the next tariff is going to
be on the EU, and it's going to
be ugly.
Because they don't make anything anymore.
Some German car is fine.
Whatever.
What else do they make?
Machine tools for one.
They do a lot of precision things.
Electronics.
Siemens is a big company.
Anyway, the world is in turmoil.
I'm actually kind of enjoying our last four
years.
This is kind of fun.
It's going to be a good four years.
The way you said it there sounds like
the world is going to blow up in
four years.
When we're gone, it might as well.
What are people going to do?
Oh, man.
Where do you want to go?
We should probably do one.
Maybe just a quick...
Let me get this out of the way,
since it was part of the earlier presentation
about the battle at the Treasury Department.
This is about the lockout.
Yes, the lockout.
Congress wanted to go in.
The Muscovites.
Another good one.
I like it.
The Muscovites, the kids, the children, those kids,
they got into the Treasury Department computers because
they're computer guys.
And they started finding all these...
This was because USAID overshadowed this, but they
found that the Treasury Department is handing out
checks to dead people, handing out checks to
companies that folded in 98.
These checks are going out.
And so everyone's all bent out of shape
about them getting in there.
They made a big stink about it.
Congress wanted to go in, but the Secret
Service kept them out.
This is battery...
Battle.
Batter.
Battery.
Battle at Treasury Department Lockout.
The Secret Service rebuffed a group of congressional
Democrats who tried to gain entry to the
Treasury building yesterday.
They said that they wanted to provide oversight
after the Department of Government Efficiency gained access
to the Treasury's federal payment system.
It is time for us to shine.
It is time for us to be heard.
It is time for us to make sure
that they know we will not go.
Oh, you want to use our money to
go to Mars?
No.
We want to use our money right here
in Washington, D.C. We have to fight
this in the Congress.
We have to fight this in the streets.
Elon Musk is here to collect on his
investment.
He is here to seize power for himself.
We are here to fight back.
And everyone went home.
Yeah, we're all angry, but well, as long
as I get my check on the 18th
of the month, I'm okay.
Then Elon can do it.
There is a legitimate concern here in general,
which I don't want to pass over, and
that is the technocracy, the tech bros coming
in and replacing things with systems.
You know, I think there's No, I'm not
going to argue with you at all.
Yeah, a legitimate concern that we don't want
Palantir running too many things.
In the end, there's a privacy issue at
play.
Well, I mean, I think it's kind of
laughable.
Elon Musk has your social security number.
Elon Musk has a lot more about you
than yours.
And you willingly give it to him.
You willingly give it to Facebook.
Anyone who's on Facebook has no reason to
complain about anything.
Exactly.
And I'm not, by the way.
Battle at Treasury Department 2.
The lawmakers argue that the Doge run by
Elon Musk has what they call dangerous access
to federal payment systems.
Treasury officials insist the access is read only.
Democrats at the protest called the Doge a
power grab and pledged legal action.
I love the read access.
They can always read access only.
And I think the interesting thing on that
little clip there was that they're promising legal
action.
These guys are moving so at breakneck speed
from agency, from here to there, to here
to there.
The legal system, this shows you the flaw
in the system.
They can't by the time they got an
order, they're already off at someplace else.
Trump has gone nuts when it comes to
speed.
I don't know what your AOC on Musk
clip is, but I'm sure it's laughable.
Can we play it?
Well, this is the classic.
Yeah, well, there's two things about Musk.
We're going to play that clip yet, but
play the prelude, which is play the anti
-Musk bill proposed.
Meanwhile, on the side of the Democrats, lawmakers
want to prevent special government employees from accessing
government information.
This is mostly to stop Elon Musk's Department
of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, from accessing any
sensitive data on U.S. individuals.
Top Democrats say Musk is rapidly consolidating control
over large swaths of the federal government, with
Trump's blessing.
They're arguing that Musk is sidelining career officials,
gaining access to sensitive data, and more.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer laid out the
goals of the bill.
Our bill aims to do a few simple
things.
One, to deny access to special government employees,
employees that don't have to disclose their conflicts
of interest or any other ethic agreements.
Two, to deny access to anyone with conflicts
of interest or lack of appropriate clearance.
And three, include personal tax information into existing
privacy protections.
We call our legislation Stop the Steal.
Stop the Steal.
Whoa, so smart.
So smart.
I love that.
What an idiot.
The Secret Service is, in fact, technically responsible
for the security of the U.S. dollar,
I believe.
Yeah.
That's their responsibility.
It's not just to protect people, but also
to protect the money.
So, makes sense.
All right, now the AOC clip.
I don't want to spike the ball on
this, but this is an example of...
because you did it last, so I get
to do it now.
This is an example of taking a crappy
clip.
She's doing all these TikTok clips, and they're
terribly miked.
So, when you run it through Adobe, this
is what Adobe's good for, taking the echo
out.
So, this is the best anyone will ever
hear.
This clip's been going around, but this is
the best quality you're going to ever hear
of it.
Here we go.
This dude is probably one of the most
unintelligent billionaires I have ever met or seen
or witnessed.
Hold on a second.
Stop the clip.
She says this dude is one of the
dumbest billionaires I've ever met.
Then she changes it and listen to it.
Start it over.
Because I don't think she's ever met him.
No, you're right.
So, she changes gears and says, I mean,
I've ever seen...
You can see it for yourself.
Listen carefully.
This dude is probably one of the most
unintelligent billionaires I have ever met or seen
or witnessed.
Which, you know, you can probably even glean
that from watching these people on TV.
Anyways, all of that is to say is
that they don't do their homework.
Clearly, they're putting 19-year-olds in at
the treasury.
This dude is not smart.
How old was she when they put her
when she did her audition?
I'm a little tired of the, these are
19-year-olds.
19-year-olds are given an M1 and
you can go receive lead in desert places
where you've sent them.
Now, a 19-year-old is no good?
I'm a little sick of that.
And the danger in the lack of intelligence
and the lack of expertise that Elon has.
I mean, this guy is one of the
most morally vacant but also just least knowledgeable
about these systems that we really know of.
But the point is that what that means
is that they're going to hit a button.
A button?
Inevitably.
They are going to hit a button and
things can go sideways.
They're going to hit a button?
A button?
You know, just back to your north-south
strategy, I think you're spot on.
And I think Venezuela is going to be
in play.
I got a note from the oil baron.
Now, apparently, the guy advising our president on
drill baby drill is Keith Kellogg, who is
now the special envoy to Ukraine and Russia.
And he came out in oil circles and
said, global producers should try slashing oil prices
to $45 a barrel to pressure Russia into
ending the war with Ukraine.
There is no way you can't go to
$45 a barrel.
Saudi Arabia, I don't think, can even go
to $45 a barrel.
And now other advisers...
That's not true.
Well, I mean, of course, anybody can go
to $45 a barrel.
We talked about this in the show a
decade ago.
Saudi Arabia supposedly can make money at $20.
Right, but that was a decade ago.
I mean, the dollar has changed in value.
So, I think it's tight.
Let me put it that way.
I think it's tight.
But it's doable.
Well, according to the oil baron, Saudi Arabia
would struggle to generate enough revenue to pay
for social services, monthly payments to citizens, and
big infrastructure projects.
It will need about $90 a barrel this
year to balance its budget, according to the
oil baron and his sources.
Now, the companies have said, the West Texas
oil producer...
But what are they doing about the fact
that it's floating around $65-70?
Well, they like it there.
But...
They like it there.
I thought they needed $90 to get by.
I'm just telling you.
I'm not making this up.
I'm not pulling it from USA Today.
Okay, well, keep talking.
Don't pay attention to the man behind the
curtain.
Companies are no longer pursuing growth at all
costs, is what the West Texas oil consortium
is saying.
Longer term, advisors are saying Trump's support of
US oil and gas, including scrapping environmental regulations,
will make the sector more appealing to investors,
but it's going to take a little bit
of time and they need to find some
other sources in the meantime.
And I'm thinking we need to get some
of that from South America.
That was not in the briefing I got,
but there's no drill baby drill at this
point in time.
So he's going to have to figure out
some other way to lower energy costs.
Well, it wouldn't be beyond the realm of
possibility to do a deal with Maduro, who
seems to have a pretty good handle on
his power base.
Yeah, I think so.
You know, and they have a huge their
reserves off the coast of Venezuela is one
of the biggest in the world.
They got the goods.
The Doge concept and cleaning up, and this
will actually take us into thanking some people,
because I've gotten a lot of notes on
why we're no longer hearing from the UK
and Australian donors.
We got a lot of notes.
Yeah, I got quite a few.
I mean, on Australia, the main one I
get is, A, we're afraid to donate to
end to your podcast because we'd go to
jail.
I heard that from the UK.
And too broke is another one.
They don't need to be on a list.
They don't want to be on a list.
And I like the one from the UK.
It's like, people are leaving the UK.
Anyone with the means and ability to get
out is getting out.
And a lot of them are going to
Dubai.
People try to go to Portugal, but Spain
and Portugal, they're starting to impose huge extra
taxes on buying a home there if you
have non-EU residents, which the UK is.
But in Australia, Australia, here's Senator Malcolm Roberts
who's like, hey, this is a good plan.
And his team have made a huge start
on putting the cleaners through US government waste,
some of which appears criminal and seditious in
nature.
President Trump has withdrawn the USA from the
World Health Organisation, the World Economic Forum, and
climate change, tyranny and fraud.
Moves One Nation has advocated for 20 years.
Executive orders have destroyed WOKE, DEI and transgender
ideology, while reaffirming support for gay, lesbian and
bisexual Americans.
Again, One Nation policy.
President Trump is not a threat to democracy
here or in the United States.
He is a threat to the Greens, who
are watching the pushback to their neo-Marxist
identity politics.
Their toxic ideology is rightly being dispatched to
the history's sewers.
President Trump did not start the pushback against
WOKE ideology.
Australia did.
When everyday Australians rejected the voice proposal.
And as Irish did when they rejected the
fragmentation of their families in a referendum there.
President Donald Trump's actions are in accord with
One Nation policies.
And of that we're very, very proud.
Trump puts America first.
One Nation proudly puts Australia first.
Good luck.
Hey, what are we drinking?
Well, now that you mention it, I'm drinking
Cascade Ice Organic with a USDA stamp.
Organic Pomegranate Mango Caffeinated Seltzer.
And with that, I'd like to thank you
for your courage to say in the morning
to you, the man who put the C
in the Cascade horrible drink that is approved
by the USDA.
Say hello to my friend on the other
end, the one, the only, Mr. John C.
DeMoraire!
Yeah!
In the morning to you, Mr. Adam Crails.
In the morning, ship C, boostin' ground feedin'
the air subs in the water to the
dames and the knights out there.
In the morning to the trolls hangin' out
in the troll room.
Let me count you, don't move.
Here we go.
2157 is our peak.
So that again, we're up.
I'm not hugely up, but we're up.
It's the Trump bump.
It's the burp bump.
That's what it is.
The Trump burp bump.
Blurt.
Sorry, not burp.
Blurt.
I like the blurt.
I think the blurt is a good concept.
I think it's gonna be a theme.
I think it has legs.
It has legs.
Thank you very much, trolls.
We love seeing you here.
I saw we had a new troll in
there.
He's like, hey, first time I can listen
live.
All right, good.
A new troll.
Yeah, we got new trolls.
It's good to have new trolls.
You know, it mixes it up a little
bit.
And immediately they go, well, you know, it's
really good, you know, because we can say
stuff here in the troll room, and sometimes
Adam's mentioned on the show, but you might
get kicked out.
He might kick you.
I kick one guy out once every three
months.
Just for kicks, honestly.
No surprise it's that high.
You did one last week.
That was the one.
My one time this quarter.
The trolls are listening live through trollroom.io.
I just renewed that domain name.
Or, of course, and I recommend this, I
was seeing Sam Tripoli was crying on Twitter.
Who's Sam Tripoli?
Oh, the Tinfoil Hat podcast.
We played him before.
Oh, right.
Sam Tripoli.
And he was crying like, I think I'm
getting screwed.
You know, my show hasn't showed up on
Apple for like nine hours.
I'm like, Sam, it's the wrong app, man.
That's the problem.
Now, if it doesn't show up on Spotify,
they may have taken it down.
Spotify reserves that right and does it daily.
They take down episodes, entire podcasts.
Yeah, they are the worst.
And Apple, you know, I just don't think
there's enough investment of the app.
It's not a profit center for Apple, so
they have a small team.
They're a dedicated team, but sometimes stuff goes
wrong.
Now, if you take a modern podcast app,
oh, boy, 90 seconds.
So you need to tell your audience to
use a modern podcast app, like we tell
ours at podcastapps.com.
Now, another thing you can consider is to
run the value for...
You know, someone...
Sir...
Hold on a second.
Let me grab it here.
I was sent a book to the PO
box.
A book?
You got a book?
Yes, I got a book.
It was from Sir Julian, the Duke of
Bastrop.
Remember?
Sir Julian is the one who gave us
Phoebe.
And this book is from 1990.
And it's Confessions of an Interant Fundraiser.
The book is called...
Itinerant.
There you go.
What does itinerant mean?
You know, a guy floats around.
He's floating around.
I'm an itinerant podcaster.
Yeah, do a podcast here or there.
I don't care.
I'm on the road, roaming around, getting a
job.
I get a job here, I get a
job there.
It doesn't matter.
Gee, sounds a lot like people who work
in the patch.
John hated, hated Landman.
You hated it, and you hated it so
much you wrote an entire treatment.
I wrote an essay.
I mean, Brunetti even emailed it to me
and said, Oh my God, look at this.
I sent him a copy, sent you a
copy, and then I posted it on Twitter.
I know.
I responded with, Okay, Boomer.
That's fine.
You didn't like it.
Fine.
Anyway, the book is titled Value for Value.
Confessions of an Itinerant Fundraiser.
Yeah, now it's kind of a...
I have to look through it.
But it seems like a lot.
It's like, how many pages here?
300 pages.
Let me explain you Value for Value in
one paragraph.
We give you this show completely free of
advertising, hassles, special freemium offers.
There's no plus bundle.
There's no subscriptions.
You just go ahead.
I love the plus bundle.
By the way, that was another book.
Someone didn't send us the book, but sent
us a picture of the NPR Startup Guide
to Podcasts.
Yeah, we have to get a copy of
this.
I desperately need a copy because they're the
guys that went broke doing podcasts.
Yeah.
Here's what not to do.
Get a copy from Mimi and then just
copy it and then put my name on
it.
It'll be a success.
I guarantee it.
It probably has everything in there that's right,
except for you need a Neumann microphone.
The Neumann mic will break you.
It will, time and time again.
Instead of all that, we just ask you
to return value to us in one of
three ways, time, talent, or treasure.
We've got a lot of time and talent.
A lot of people providing us with boots
on the ground, with clips, with ideas, with
feedback.
Everybody is a specialist in one area.
It may be that you drive a truck
in a certain region and have something there.
Maybe you work in a certain factory.
We have doctors, dentists.
We have lots of military, law enforcement, pilots.
I'm always amazed how many people work in
government who are clearly all pretty disgruntled.
We have a broad range of people that
have caught on to this show.
Yes, and we love you for that.
Now, we also need to pay our bills,
so we love when people send us value.
But before we do that, let's thank some
of the people who sent us some time
and talent in the form of artwork.
We pick a piece of art from noagendaartgenerator
.com, another fine example of value for value
being returned to us.
Thank you, Sir Paul Couture.
We have many pieces to choose from, certainly
in this peak AI moment that we're living
in.
We use that for the cover art, but
a lot of these pieces are used in
the modern podcast apps with chapter images.
I think people enjoy being highlighted there as
well, but there can only be one that
is chosen for the cover art.
In this case, it was Capitalist Agenda, and
I'm pretty sure this was not an AI
piece.
This looks like Capitalist Agenda.
This is one of his classic pieces.
That was for episode 1735.
We titled it Old Bag, and this was
like a nuclear launch button with two keys
with little dog tags, Curry and Dvorak, so
we got our names in.
He even snuck in an ITM on the
red, yellow, green button at the top, and
the big red button for launch was Tariff
Podcasts, 33%.
And we liked it, and there were other
contenders, but this was the one that we
liked the most, and I'm pretty sure it
was not AI.
It was one other one that we thought
was good.
Well, there were a couple.
Well, you did like the blue acorns farm
of what's in your mouth.
I said, we can't post it, but I
certainly liked it.
Now, the one that became the one I
liked at first and you liked, and we
both kind of liked, but you spotted the
fact that it had hallucinations.
AI hallucinations was the Let's Play LEGO AI
piece done by Darren O'Neill, and from
a distance, it's like, oh, that's a cool
LEGO podcast studio, but the minute you look
at it, this thing was wrong in so
many ways.
I mean, none of this LEGO would fit
together.
All the LEGO bumps were distorted.
There's a pop filter floating in midair for
some reason.
That's what got me, because I said, this
is great.
This is the best, because I like some
of these pieces he comes up with, and
then you pointed out the pop filter floating
in air just by itself, and I looked
at that, and I went, ah.
Disqualified the piece, and it was like, and
then I made the point that you have
more OCD than I do.
I don't really have that, because I'm, if
you haven't noticed.
No, I've noticed, yes, I have.
I've noticed in your edits.
Oh, please.
Callback.
And the point is, as soon as you
spotted it, it was one of those things,
once you see it, you can't unsee it,
and I kept seeing that, ah, okay, would
that disqualify the piece?
Yeah, the mixer looked like it was made
in a Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
I didn't have as an issue with the
mixer like you did.
Blobs.
A lot of people did Lego stuff.
We very much like the old bags, but
it doesn't really work.
No, that's not going to work.
I kind of like the will work for
public broadcasting, the blue haired, sad looking kid.
I almost used that for the, ah, I
almost used that for the, ah, newsletter?
Ah, newsletter.
I was going to use that.
The other one, which came in, a late
piece that came in, we should mention, it
came in too late to do.
It was the podcaster, please donate.
That piece came in after we had closed.
But that was a great piece, and I
like pieces for the newsletter that ask for
donations in the art.
So I almost used it, but it was
so kind of depressing looking, I ended up
I decided against it, and I probably lost,
probably lost us a thousand dollars, I'm guessing,
in the donations.
Because it would have worked, you know, it
would have worked.
No, it always works, but I just felt
bad about it because the piece just looked
like pathetic.
So I ended up using We've Landed, by
Gun Monkey, for one reason only.
It's just a pretty piece.
Yes, sometimes it's just a pretty piece.
That's right, sometimes.
Well, we also want to thank everybody who
supported us for this episode, $50 and above,
and at this moment in the show, we'd
like to stop and break for our executive
and associate executive producers.
These are real titles, show business titles you
can use anywhere for as long as Hollywood
exists.
By the way, this being the special donation
segment which people sometimes skip over, they're going
to miss our excellent review of the Grammy
Awards, which you bailed on after, what, ten
minutes, I think?
Oh, it was unwatchable.
Unwatchable.
It was worse than Landman.
Yeah, you got that right.
I tried to set a marker and I
messed it up here.
Hold on a second.
Tina and I watched and just a couple
of observations.
First of all, ratings are down.
Ratings are down almost 10% year over
year.
I will say there was less Satan.
There was no actual Satan segment in this
year's Grammys.
From time to time, there were women But
can I stop you there for a second?
Yeah.
I was thinking about this because I stopped
watching that I kind of looked at an
overview and I looking for some, you know,
just skipped through and there wasn't anything I
just gave up, but I think it's because
of the fires.
They're in LA.
They just had a big fire.
They couldn't put a bunch of fire on
stage.
They couldn't do all the fires.
They couldn't do their normal fire stuff?
It would be triggering.
Now you don't like Trevor Noah hosting that
thing.
Because Trevor Noah to me is a phony.
I used to see Trevor Noah when he
did I didn't see him personally, but I
saw his bits on YouTube when he was
a stand-up comic out of South Africa.
Hilarious.
He did a lot, but he did a
lot of racist material.
Which he should go back to.
He should go back to that.
What's he thinking?
And he was really funny with it.
He was very he was not politically correct.
He went to the Daily Show became the
host and became incredibly stayed and now on
this show he I mean if I was
going to describe him I would describe him
as trying to do his, whatever he was
doing as a host as talking too fast,
acting like you know, if it was somebody
else I'd say he was coked up.
If it was Kamala.
Interesting.
He's brushing through his material nervously.
It just was like it was cringy.
I couldn't watch the show.
It was terrible.
I don't know why they have him as
the host.
What's he got to do with the music
industry?
He did it last year.
He's affordable probably.
I think he's just affordable.
And he gets to double as Bruno Mars.
So they get two for one.
Look just like Bruno Mars.
It was nice to see women in pretty
dresses singing nice songs.
I mean that is the boomer adjacent in
me.
I'm like oh look there's someone who's dressed.
How nice.
Leaning on a piano and singing.
That was kind of impressive.
Will Smith made his comeback as if nothing
had happened.
He did the Quincy Jones segment.
There were a few DEI and trans comments
maybe three or four.
There was a lot more God than usual.
I like that.
I attribute that to President Trump.
We've talked about this.
The president sets the tone.
Like Bill Clinton made certain sexual acts not
sex.
Blowjobs.
It was not sex.
So that became a thing.
It's not sex.
And President Trump's talking more about God.
So that snuck in.
Good, good.
Now the thing that irked me the most
because I don't really watch You watch these
things.
You're a maven.
Yeah I don't really watch.
And there were some really good performances.
I thought the new music, the new artist
segment was outstanding.
But I don't watch a lot of network
television.
Well of course I have news networks on
all the time and I just ignore the
ad breaks but the number of ad breaks
and the first 10 without fail had a
different pharmaceutical product in it that I'd never
heard of before with each name was more
horrible than the previous one.
I've noticed this too.
It was unbelievable.
There's these crazy drugs that they're advertising it's
unbelievable.
They've got to put a stop to this.
And if you don't know what it is
you're like well what is this?
Do I have this?
I don't even know what it is but
it's going to solve it if I have
it.
You couldn't even figure out what the affliction
was that these drugs were for.
It was bizarre.
Have you seen the cartoon ad for Aliquist
or whatever I'm not sure what the drug
was where it's a cartoon it's like for
bipolar it's literally a cartoon of this girl.
I missed that one.
It's an entire cartoon.
It's a cartoon advertisement with a crazy voice
that's like either South African or Australian I
can't even get the accent because it's kind
of awkward so you can't quite understand what
they're saying and especially when they get to
all the contraindications it's like blurred.
The first one that came by a side
effect I kid you not was death.
I saw it on the screen.
That's a lot of them.
Side effect could be death.
Like what?
It's not a side effect.
That's the end.
Your prescription may end because you'll die.
It was unbelievable.
I'm sorry I need to go back to
the art for a second.
We got a beautiful note from the farmer's
wife.
You'll recall that her kids are homeschooled.
She has seven of them I think and
we had questioned why they had the art
of the podcaster with the sombrero.
You talked about this in the last show.
She sent us the note.
We didn't have the note.
No we did.
No we didn't.
Let me read the note.
I don't think we did.
I think we did.
I don't think we did.
Check the date.
I just copy pasted it into my show
notes.
This is worth reading again.
I don't think we read it the first
time.
It was about the online application for podcasters
to be at the White House briefings being
only in Spanish.
That's what gave her the idea for the
art.
But she says, and this is what I
wanted to add, the children are not allowed
to listen to the podcast at this time.
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She's prompting her kids like they're AI.
We just found out It's not good.
I think they should listen to the show.
I think so too.
But I want to read this.
We just found out I'm pregnant with our
eighth human resource.
God bless you.
We, especially the children, are so excited.
They've been begging for more siblings.
How about that?
In what family?
It's hard to believe the kids are begging
for more kids.
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This is who we used to be.
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Yes, she's gravidarum.
You barely get out of bed.
Pregnancies cause issues.
Not all the time, but when they do,
it's a major problem.
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am.
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Missouri.
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you know, there's a Rub-A-Lizer donation.
Are we just going to let people willy
-nilly use that now, or what do you
think?
3-2-1 Rub-A-Lizer?
33-33-33-33?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's just I don't know what
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Well, so, the 3-3-3 3-3
-3-3.33 donation is a Rub-A
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We play the jingle, but can anyone still
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I had to take time out of my
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1-1-1-1, a row of sticks
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Sir Harrison of the Rednecks, checking in, he
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Thank you very much, Sir Harrison.
Commodore Harrison, we appreciate you.
Now we have Sir Saul Hauser in Melbourne,
Florida.
666.66. And he sent in a tax
note.
It's supposed to be 666.66 because it
comes from Wells Fargo Bank letterhead.
No, it doesn't.
It does.
ITM, this is not a satanic donation he
writes, but the handwriting is.
I can tell you that right now.
This is 2 333.33 quarterly donations in
one.
Thank you for all you do.
Sales, karma please.
He's a Wells Fargo advisor.
He's getting everybody some more accounts.
Oh, he's a stock guy.
Wells Fargo advisors tends to be stock market.
I thought they signed you up for more
accounts than you need.
Let's hope those days are over.
Commodore Emeritus Sir Saul Hauser Baronet of the
Space Coast.
Alright.
Down there by Cape Canaveral.
You've got karma.
We move on to Dan Nickisher in Douglasville,
Pennsylvania.
ITM guys, I was hit in the mouth
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I think I said that right.
Fouquet-Varina, North Carolina, back in July.
I have not missed an episode since.
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They're saying that all hell is gonna break
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Long-time listener, first-time donor.
The nature of my business is that I'm
on the inside, or having drinks with people
on the inside, of many of the topics
you cover on the show.
Most of the media coverage I listen to
is subject to the Gell-Mann effect, where
I realize the host, reporter, analyst, or talent
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topics I know deeply.
No agenda, however, is a different sort of
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You guys have an uncanny ability to analyze
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This gives me confidence that when you talk
about things I know nothing about, your analysis
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Ah, we fooled him.
Thank you for the twice-weekly dose of
hardcore realism.
What do you think he is, spook?
Uh, he could be an, uh, industrial guy.
Yeah, possible.
Well, anyway, thank you, Joe.
I mean, Tallahassee, I mean, it's not Spook
City there, that's for sure.
I don't know what's going on there.
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We appreciate it.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Seth Murdoch, Dayton, Washington.
I don't even know where that is.
301.
This donation's actually an excuse to correct Dvorak's
awful tip of the day from months ago
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The science is in.
Don't debate me on this.
Thanks for the show, Seth.
Okay.
I will get a set of Zebra F301s
and give them the once over and find
out.
Now, the Paper Mate InkJoy that I use...
We say Zebra.
Okay.
Zebra.
I'm gonna order one.
I'll get a set of these pens and
see if they're any good.
It has a durable stainless steel barrel.
Wow!
I don't need all that.
The barrel and all the rest of it
doesn't matter.
I was turned on to the InkJoy by
a bank teller.
And it was...
Sorry.
Let me play the commercial.
Play the commercial.
Oh, there's no voiceover.
It's just the pen flipping around.
Okay, sorry.
Yes, you were turned on by the bank
teller.
She said she hated these pens that the
bank had and these are normal ballpoint pens.
She said, I had to use something that
I didn't feel any...
Like there was no effort.
It was effortless to use these pens.
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You grabbed it right out of her hands?
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Oh, okay.
Check this out, she said.
What's that in your mouth was the next
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Thank you, Seth.
Joseph Stegman is in Thousand Oaks, California.
Send us a short row of ducks.
222.22. I don't have any note.
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This game is a check.
You've got...
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Thank you.
A lot of people are reverting to bank
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Yes.
Bailey Davies in Courtenay.
Courtenay.
I don't know how to pronounce it, to
be honest about it.
Courtenay.
In BC, in British Columbia.
220.
81.
That's...
British Columbia is going to be our 52nd
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ICM, we are in Courtenay on Vancouver Island,
BC.
Which is a great place to visit.
The town of Victoria is one of the
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This Canadian dollar redo donation of 333.30
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Yeah!
Shut up, slave!
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
How about a few TikTok clips to round
things up?
Ah, why not?
I mean, it's, everything's been kind of, I
mean, can TikTok even compete with the funny
we've been seeing lately?
No, that's why they only have three.
Oh, only three, well, okay.
Let's go.
Okay, well, first let's start with this is
a gay guy.
But this, I'm starting to see a lot
of these clips where the Democrats, in fact,
let me preface this one with the, let's
start with this one instead.
Then we'll go to the gay guy.
This is, I'm hearing a lot of these
clips.
These are Democrats complaining about Democrats complaining about
Trump, and this is a typical one.
This is talk Dem complainer.
So we're still mad about the grocery prices
that didn't come down, even though Trump has
only been in office for a couple weeks.
And now we're mad that Elon Musk has
access to the treasury payments.
But what I want to know is why
aren't we mad about the fact that we've
been auto-paying anybody that asks for money,
even if it's a terrorist group.
You guys are constantly saying that we're the
uneducated side, but why aren't you guys questioning
the fact that the highest ranking treasury official
would rather resign than agree to an audit?
We're so uneducated, but why aren't you guys
putting two and two together about why they
want to sue for Elon having access to
the treasury payments while his team, Doge, is
exposing all the bullshit that our money is
being spent on?
You guys are still pushing grocery prices in
our face, but why aren't you guys upset
over the $4 million that we spend yearly
to prove whether duck quacks echo or not?
Or why aren't you guys upset over the
fact that we spend $5 million a year
on sandwich standards?
I live in New York.
Do you really think that I want my
money going towards a fucking pigeon sculpture while
they're shitting on everything?
And that's not even scratching the surface of
where our money is going.
Apparently, there's 1,200 of these type of
programs.
You mean to tell me that our government
has been spending money on things that have
long expired, one example being from 1998, and
you guys are not mad about that?
You guys are still bitching about grocery prices
and you're bitching about the fact that Elon
Musk is about to stop our money from
being spent on bullshit.
Bullshit programs that we can now argue is
money laundering.
You guys can bitch that I'm spreading conspiracy
all you want to, but there's no fucking
way that I'm gonna be okay with the
fact that there's a cloud-watching program that
my money goes towards.
No, hold on.
Language.
Oh, I said the language is out of
control.
That's an interesting trend you're identifying.
And this is showing up in your algorithm
feed, this is in your feed, it just
pops up, or is people sending these to
you?
I have, I dig these up myself.
I'm not dependent.
Are you searching for them, or?
No, they come up in the feed in
various ways.
That's an interesting trend.
Maybe the Chinese are like, no, let's appease
Trump a little bit.
More complicated than that, but let's go to
the next one.
But by the way, before we go to
the next one, which is the gay guy.
Yes.
You know, Rand Paul, used to, every year,
come before Congress and read a laundry list
of all these stupid programs and all the
same kind of thing that Trump rolled out
as, not Trump, but Musk, rolled out as
scams and a joke.
And Rand Paul's gotten no credit for this.
No, he was the guy.
Rand Paul used to do this all the
time.
Yep, and his dad before that.
Yeah, constantly, but meanwhile, now all of a
sudden, everyone's paying attention.
I just find it weird.
In fact, I might call Paul's office and
find out what's going on, what they think.
Yeah, record the call.
I'm not gonna record the call.
So, now here's, this starts off as some
woman complaining about something, and the gay guy
interrupts.
It's one of those combo clips where somebody's
bitching about somebody else.
And the gay guy interrupts, and he is
another example of what would normally be a
Democrat bitching about Democrats in a very solid
way.
This is a pretty good clip.
Trump supporters, you do not get to be
pissed about what is happening right now without
also admitting.
Oh, God, oh my God, that's sun.
I'm convinced these people are literally delusional, and
they are on heavy drugs.
I don't know a single Trump supporter that
has complained about anything.
This is exactly what we voted for.
100% exactly what we voted for.
And guess what, honey?
As a gay man, I'm glad that we
no longer have to worry about pronouns anymore,
because I didn't know what the fuck that
meant.
As a gay man, I'm happy that you
can only be hired based on merit.
As a child of an immigrant whose parents
came here legally, I'm happy that people now
are being sent back that came here illegally.
So none of us are complaining about anything,
baby.
You're sitting there wondering why we aren't?
We're good over here.
Trump has unleashed the gays.
This is- A lot of black guys
too.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Yeah, you know, because Americans ultimately are not
stupid.
We may be slow, but we're not stupid.
Well, some are, and my last clip will
be- And here's an example of one.
So we'll go back to the haters, because
they're still hanging in there.
Not as many as there were, but this
is a, well, you have to visualize this
woman.
She is, I don't know, she's addicted to
red makeup.
Everything, she's got the red lips, she's got
the red eyeliner, she's got red eyeshadow and
red rouge, I mean, she's just red.
It's like, you know, if she had put
any more red on, she'd put a couple
of horns would do the trick, but here's
the classic, in the old sense, I just,
so we know that- No, this is
a throwback.
This is a golden oldie.
It's not an oldie, it's new, but it's
old style.
It's old style.
Every red voter allows themselves to be ignorant
enough to stay guilt-free about what they
voted for.
They don't want to look at the news.
They don't want to pay attention to what's
going on.
They don't want to make statements or comments.
They don't want to denounce anything either.
It's funny, everyone's so quiet.
I used to think there was a difference
between Republicans, Trump supporters and Nazis.
It's not really looking that way anymore.
When your party is being overrun and affiliating
with Elon and no one, you're not saying
anything.
You're not hopping online saying, hey, wait a
minute, this isn't what I voted for.
This isn't what I wanted.
You're all so quiet.
It says a lot.
I think that you need to stay on
the trend of the unleashed gay guys and
Dem complaining about Trump.
I think that's better.
That should be the new beat.
That may be hard to get.
These things happen.
It's just, I'm just a vessel.
A conduit, as it were.
Yes, I understand.
It's divine.
Yes, I understand.
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It's about 65 miles southwest of Harrisburg, where
a distribution trailer was parked outside of a
poultry company.
Investigators say the stolen egg shipment is worth
upwards of $40,000.
That's a lot of eggs.
$40,000.
I think $50,000, eggs are going for
a buck around here.
They're stealing the eggs!
They're stealing the eggs.
So I had one of our producers about
a month ago saying, there's no eggs anymore.
He went on and on.
I said, there's eggs all over the place,
I said.
And they were at Costco.
But I've noticed he's, maybe we're the last
on the block here or the end of
the line in California.
But Costco, no eggs.
No.
The eggs that I have seen are a
dollar a pop.
Wow.
A dollar an egg?
Yeah, pretty much.
Well, this is the stupid bird flu that,
you know.
That's exactly right.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
They called all these chickens and they jacked
the price of eggs way up for no
good reason.
Luckily, and fortunately, because we had inclement weather,
so the eggs stopped laying up at Jay's
place.
Oh, yeah, they don't like it.
They're like, nope, we're on strike.
We're on strike.
The chickens stopped laying.
I said, what?
And so, I'm not getting the free eggs.
But I hope that cranks back up next
week.
And you have to be careful because, you
know, the chickens will start brooding.
And then if one broods, they'll all brood.
You have to like separate the brooder.
Chickens is more complicated than people.
Now, you don't just throw some chickens in
the backyard.
Like, I got eggs.
No, that's a lot of work.
And that's what I keep telling Tina, who's
like, I want chickens.
No, you don't.
Oh, I see what you're doing.
You're doing your research to prevent Tina from
getting chickens.
Yes, I do not want.
That's the last thing I need.
Because, you know, when some weasel gets in
and there's slaughtered chicken all over the, yeah,
I'm gonna have to go clean it up.
No, I'm not looking.
Yeah, you've got, you're right.
But I think you should still have chickens.
I don't think so.
Now, we have friends who have chickens, which
is like having a friend with a boat.
Oh, if you have friends who have chickens,
you don't need chickens, and you can just
get all the free eggs you want.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
I have some.
I agree with you now.
I have some big pharma news.
It is baffling.
Now, remember, the Surgeon General came out and
said, oh, you know, you're drinking too much
booze.
The booze is gonna give you cancer.
Gonna kill ya.
But it's like, they're baffled now because it's
not coming from the booze.
They don't know how, where is the colon
cancer coming from?
It was two years ago when, out of
the blue, this 39-year-old was diagnosed
with colon cancer.
It was a surprise.
It doesn't run in my family.
I was in good health.
Today, Emily Thirion is in remission, but like
her, more and more young people are being
diagnosed with gastrointestinal cancer, including colon, pancreatic, and
liver cancer.
Gastrointestinal cancer rates have been on the rise
in patients under 50, and the causes remain
unclear.
In the past, the increase was attributed to
obesity, tobacco, and alcohol intake.
However, new tests are being conducted to find
out what could be behind the recent rise.
What could it be?
Experiments are underway using hair, fat, and blood
samples collected from 300 colon cancer patients.
We're looking for toxins in foods, everything that
may have contaminated it, like packaging.
We also check for traces of antibiotics.
Gastrointestinal cancers account for a quarter of all
new cancer cases and a third of cancer
deaths worldwide.
What could have changed?
What happened?
What changed over the last, say, four or
five years that would account for this?
Something happened, but we can't.
By the way, I love the microplastics now.
It's like, you have the equivalent of six
plastic spoons in your brain.
I have more microplastics in me than I
weigh.
I love the, oh, it's microplastics.
That's what's killing you.
Really?
At the Sovereign Wealth Fund, don't worry.
They're going to have two billion of these
microplastic causes.
What else could it be?
I have no idea.
I have no idea what it could be.
Interesting.
Well, that's what, hopefully, that's what we'll find
out if Kennedy gets in, but they put
his voting off for a week.
Oh, in advance?
Yeah, they put it in advance, but here's
something I was reading in one of the
newsletters I get.
Mm-hmm.
It's 30-hour stalling.
Who's the guy they've been stalling on the
most to push through as a cabinet member?
Can you, I mean, tell me, I'm going
to tell you who it is, but tell
me if the news medias even discuss this
guy.
Who they've stalled the most?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Who?
Who have they stalled the most?
Russell Vaught.
Well, no wonder.
I'd never- As director of office management
and budget, OMB.
Oh, yeah, they don't want anyone going in
there and looking at payroll.
So the Democrats have stayed in session to
protest the confirmation of Russell Vaught.
This is from Natalie Del Conte, Natalie Morris's
newsletter.
Oh, brother.
She's got a good newsletter.
I don't like the show, but the newsletter's
good.
And became the, he was associated with Project
2025, so they hate him.
Oh.
He wrote the parts of the plan that
had to do with shrinking the federal government
workforce.
Non-government organizations had taken control of the
budget.
There may be something interesting in that organization
that they don't want to come to light.
You know what this is, John?
Season of reveal.
That's what I've been saying.
Season of reveal.
I'm glad you're on board with me.
President Trump also signed an executive order with
great trepidation.
He says he really didn't want to sign
it, but I got to sign this thing
for Iran.
I hope we don't, I hope we don't
have to use it.
I really don't like signing this, but I'm
going to sign it because I have to,
but I don't really want to.
I'm really sad.
And Peter Doocy asks the pre-setup question,
I presume.
Why is Iran happy to sign it if
it's Iran and their proxies who have threatened
to retaliate against you and your team, like
you guys, for taking out Soleimani?
Well, they haven't done that, and that would
be a terrible thing for them to do.
It would be terrible for them to kill
you, yes.
Because of me.
If they did that, they would be obliterated.
That would be the end.
I've left instructions.
If they do it, they get obliterated.
There won't be anything left, and they shouldn't
be able to do it.
And Biden should have said that, but he
never did.
I don't know why, lack of intelligence, perhaps.
But he never said it.
If that happens to a leader, or close
to a leader, frankly, if you had other
people involved also, you would call for total
obliteration of a state that did it.
That would include Iran.
So I'm signing this, and it's a very
powerful document, but hopefully we're not gonna have
to use it.
Now, can a president leave a dead man
switch?
I mean, is that possible?
That, you know, I've left instructions.
If they kill me, then you drop the
nuke on Iran.
Is that even possible?
No.
I didn't think so.
But I thought it was interesting.
Is that another blurt?
No, this was thought out.
We have some interesting news from California.
I don't know if you have kept up
with this.
This is another thing that we've kept up
with over the years on the No Agenda
Show.
New information on California's high-speed rail project
as President Donald Trump calls for an investigation.
The original plan for high-speed rail was
set to take riders from Los Angeles to
San Francisco.
Future plans include connecting Sacramento to the system.
The original cost estimate was $45 billion when
it was pitched to voters back in 2008.
The cost estimate has now swelled to 128
billion at last check with no estimated completion
date.
The project's inspector general told us today that
ongoing risks of delay, including construction delays, because
of continued disagreement with third parties.
All aboard.
Train's good, plane's bad.
Woo-hoo!
We just keep to get using these jingles.
It's fantastic.
That's been going on for what, 10, 12,
14 years now?
It's been forever, it seems.
I got displaced from my home in San
Francisco for it.
Remember that?
For the station.
That's right, well, you got, yeah, because they
were gonna build the, that's right.
Eminent domain.
Might still be in San Francisco.
I don't think so, but yeah.
Well, maybe.
No, I don't think so, maybe, maybe not.
Yes, you were displaced because they were building
the, they build a new Transbay Terminal.
Eminent domain, I was kicked out of Eminent
Domain.
And they're gonna build a new Transbay Terminal,
and in that terminal, we're going to be
the high-speed rail trains underneath the thing.
And of course, they built a new Transbay
Terminal.
They never put the rail into the bottom
of it.
Nope.
And it's just a fiasco, another boondoggle.
Yes.
And yeah, and they took out a bunch
of, a nice bar around where you were,
and your building was pretty cool, and yeah.
Natoma Street doesn't even exist anymore.
Staying in California, Newsom's Inferno.
Looks like State Farm is on the move.
State Farm Insurance is asking California lawmakers to
approve an emergency rate hike.
The company says it has already received around
8,700 claims connected to the LA wildfires,
and the company has paid out more than
a billion dollars.
They're asking for a 22% rate hike
for homeowner policies, a 38% hike for
rentals, and 15% increase for tenants.
The rate hikes, if approved, would start on
May 1st.
State Farm says the hikes would allow them
to rebuild their capital base to continue coverage
in California.
Consumer Watchdog has been critical of the request,
saying State Farm has not provided enough proof
to show it needs money.
The insurance company most recently raised rates by
20% last March.
State Farm is California's largest home insurer, covering
about a million homeowners in the state.
Now, will you be affected by this?
I think we've already been affected by it.
Oh, you raised them already on it?
We do have State Farm, and they were
canceling a lot of policies.
They never canceled ours.
Mimi has found out why.
You're on a hill.
You got nothing to worry about.
Well, besides a hill, but no, it's because
we took, I guess there was some sort
of a rider or something that if you
were subscribed to it, which was recommended, then
you were put in a different category and
you weren't messed with.
Pays to have a good woman in your
life.
Yeah, women always do the job.
Yeah.
And so somehow- Women always do the
job, yeah.
They do.
And so somehow, I don't know.
Yeah, you lucked out.
Well, the whole thing is a mess.
Well, there was on KBUR, which is that
an NPR station, I think, KBUR?
Is that Burbank?
Not around here.
No, I think it's Burbank.
Oh, Burbank, it could be.
Yeah, they were talking to some guy, it
was a climate change guy probably, about rebuilding
and how are we going to rebuild?
State Farm says it will renew policies for
people hit by the fires.
The governor says insurance companies cannot cancel plans
for these affected homeowners.
You understand risk.
You also understand why people are sentimental.
Is this a good idea to rebuild in
exactly the same places?
Well, people do have the right to rebuild
in exactly the same places.
The question is, how are they going to
rebuild?
There's a new building code in California that's
supposed to go into effect next year, for
example, that requires electrification.
I think we should take advantage of this
terrible, terrible tragedy and not to minimize in
any way how horrific it is to build
back better.
For a better life, beyond your freedom, build
back better in California, for someone else.
Yeah, build back better.
People are getting ripped off by the electrical
bills in this state.
Gas is a lot cheaper, so let's get
rid of it.
What a mess, what a mess, what a
mess.
I'm sorry you live out there.
I'm sorry, it's just tough.
It's a tough go.
Feel sorry for me, people.
Donate to the No Agenda show, help John.
Yeah, we feel so bad for you.
Now, we'll help you move.
We'll show up with you halls.
I'm not moving anywhere, forget it.
I know, I know, it'd be bad for
the show.
Where am I going to go?
Tennessee?
They love you in Nashville.
I'd be great, I like Tennessee.
I think it's one of the best states.
Arkansas, I think, is the most underrated great
state, but Tennessee's dynamite.
You bring your banjo, they'll love you.
They'll bring the banjo.
Bring the harmonica.
Harmonica, exactly, oh, there it is.
So there's still been a lot of, before
the whole Doge thing, everybody was out there
complaining about Tulsi Gabbard, and everyone gets on
the air, and Panetta, Panetta.
Lou Panetta, what's his name?
Lou Panetta?
The guy, the baseball guy?
No, Panetta, the former CIA director.
What was his first name, Panetta?
Yeah, Panetta.
What was his first name?
I thought it was Lou.
Oh, it's kind of funny.
Leon, Leon Panetta, there we go.
Leon!
Leon Panetta.
So this guy is so toasted.
This is a very short clip.
This is what he said about Tulsi.
Oh, you know, they took his, Leon Panetta,
I think he had his security removed.
Yes, oh yeah, his clearance has been removed.
His clearance.
I think he lost his clearance, lost his
security service protection, and so yeah, I'd be
probably drinking a lot too if I was
him.
But he's, and he's following this very, very
closely because she just cannot be the director
of national intelligence, no way.
Of intelligence information.
And there are three problems with Tulsi Gabbard.
One is that she has absolutely no experience
in intelligence.
He thinks her name is Chelsea Gabbard.
Play that again.
Of intelligence information.
And there are three problems with Chelsea Gabbard.
Chelsea Gabbard.
Yeah, so he's the guy who's gonna give
us expert advice and he can't even get
her name correctly.
I'm gonna show my school by donating to
No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda.
In the morning.
Now a reminder that we have some outstanding
end of show mixes on the way.
A couple of new ones I think you'll
like a lot.
We also have John's tip of the day.
I have a tip of the day today,
so you may wanna hang around for that.
Oh yeah, we got some meetup reports, we
have a nighting birthdays, and John is going
to thank everybody who supported the show this
episode, $50 and above.
Yes.
Starting with Sean Ungley in Philadelphia, but actually
this is $170.60, but this is a
switcheroo to phillylocal76.
Oh, okay.
Sean Homan in Noblesville, Indiana, 148.48. Merrick
Bendikowski, Bendikowski, in Warsaw, Poland.
Yay, we got one.
Wow.
Yeah, we got one.
One, two, three, four, five, and again with
some health karma for his dad.
Can you put that at the end, please?
Of course.
A.W. Christensen in Raglan, Queensland, Australia.
There we go, 120 bucks from Australia.
That is probably- That's the one.
That's probably 200 bucks, too.
It should probably be bumped up.
Okay, I will, hold on a second, let
me bump it up.
Bump him up to associate executive producer.
All right, all right.
Russell Rhodes in Tallahassee, Florida, 105.35, and
he's got a birthday call for his son.
Michigan Mad Dog in Mountain Pleasant, Michigan, 102.
Congrats on whatever he says.
John Robinet, $100.
Alexander O'Neill in Mississaugua, Ontario, Canada, and
he's got a very long note.
See if there's anything in here that we
need to do.
Well, he's Canadian, but he's based in Tokyo,
and he wanted to express his thanks to
Dame Astor and Sir Mark for hosting a
great meetup in January.
Connection is definitely protection.
They brought together a very fine group of
people from Tokyo and around the world, and
he's on the birthday list for the third,
so it's a post, it's after the fact,
and he was turned 33, so you're on
the list.
Yeah, another 33-year.
That's right.
Robert G.
MacArthur in Monmouth, Oregon, 100.
He says, this is what a USAID bucks
doesn't look like, donation to the show.
I think Rogan and us are the only
podcast not getting money from USAID.
Everyone's making out on that stuff.
Yeah, or the Russians.
Heather, yeah, no, people should note that, too.
We don't get money from these.
I think once in a while some spook
money shows up as a normal donation.
It's not private spook money.
It's just from their salaries.
Yeah, guys, poor guys.
Heather Hare in Gillette, Wyoming, 100.
Sir Zubat of Windsor in Windsor, Canada, or
no, Windsor, California, right, Windsor, the wine-growing
area.
Wants a little R2-D2 karma at the
end if you can give it to him.
Sir Brath in Lancaster, New Hampshire, 9016.
Patrick Stasiak in Saginaw, Michigan, 8810, and that's
a double nipples on the dime.
50th birthday coming up for him.
Kevin McLaughlin in Concord, North Carolina.
There he is, 8008.
He's the Duke of Luna, Archduke of Luna,
I'm sorry, and lover of American boobs.
He says, my apologies, the title upgrade to
Archduke was approved on show 1491.
Nia Toblowski.
David Kekita in Santan Valley.
Yeah.
And this is the 73 Ham Radio donation,
which I should probably put on the list
as a regular donation.
And David has a end of show mix
today for us, so he donates in time,
talent, and treasure, thank you.
A triple threat.
That's right.
Dana Carroll in Laughlin, Nevada, 7227.
Golf Winch in Roanert Park, California, 6777.
Sir Leron in Dothan, Alabama, 6746.
Bobby Bowe in Bluegrass, Iowa, 6746.
There's a birthday coming up there for Jeff
Voss.
Yes, you got it.
And that's actually the 6502 chip donation plus
fees, so that would also account for Clay
Boccevice in Miami, Florida, 6736.
And here's the regular great promotion for the
chip donation.
People don't care anymore.
The only people who remember the 6502 are
boomers like you and me.
I'm Boomer Jason.
Michael Ragusa in Tustin, California, 6502.
And Leo Bugo in Sarasota, Florida, 6502.
Jobs Karma giving that at the end, we'll
do that.
David Cox in Austin, Texas, 6325.
Nick Lynch in Isanti, Minnesota, 6006.
And he wants to thank Dreb Scott for
the chapters so he can skip the AI
segments.
You're gonna die.
All right, fine.
Lucas Haskell in Saco, Maine, 6006.
I won't say what he said.
Daniel Bradley in Knoxville, Tennessee, 60.
Anonymous Girl, Boston, 60.
Brian Furley, 5510.
Sir Tom Darry in DeForest, Wisconsin, he came
in with 5510.
And then we go to Luke Rachovic.
Luca, Luca.
Luca Rachovic in Slovonski, Croatia.
Hey, Croatia, I used to write for a
magazine, Croatian Bug Magazine.
Hello, Croatia.
5377, a great place, by the way.
People wanna visit a great country, Croatia is
it.
Yes.
Still has enough remnants of the communist era
to make it interesting.
They have a beautiful coastline, I believe.
Yes, and Dubrovnik, if you wanna go there,
that's an experience.
They have the, what is it, the sound
pipes there?
And so when the water, the tide comes
in, it plays this eerie sound.
But I didn't get there.
Yeah, Kristina went there.
She said, yeah, yeah, whistles, and yeah.
Croatia is the bomb, man, it's the bomb.
Kristina says, do not eat the cheese sandwiches
from the gas station.
That's a worldwide rule.
She did not have a good experience with
that.
Kristina, by the way, is on a reality
show right now.
Did you know that?
No, she's been on one before.
She's like a reality person.
This is Chicks in the Jungle.
Oh, she got selected for that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's in it, and it's
in Columbia, and it's hilarious.
She had to eat ants and...
Oh, you're making me sick.
She's doing quite well.
She's doing well in the elimination.
She's still there.
She's still in the game.
I'll give you an update next week.
Heather Harper in Lubbock, Texas, 53.33. Michael
Gates, 52.80. Hakan Andresen in Portland, Oregon,
52.72. Roger Keesee, K-E-E-S
-E-E, in Holland, Michigan, 52.71. These
are all $50 donors, I believe.
Sir Ricalcid and Crazy Steve, our buddy in
Santa Rosa, California, 51.50. He puts on
the meetups.
James Sheremetta in Nappanoag, New York, 50.
Oh, these are all 50s coming up now,
including the $50 we got in from the
Albany, Albany, Albany meetup, including Rebecca Howe in
Memphis.
She wasn't at the meetup, but she gave
us 50.
Chris Conacher in Anchorage, Alaska.
Alex Zavala in Kyle, Texas.
Meredith Whittle in Huntsville, Arkansas.
Daniel Calabro in Bethel, Vermont.
David Adrian in Cary, North Carolina.
Walker Phillips in San Rafael.
He was at the meetup.
Aichi Kitagawa in San Francisco.
I did not see him there, but Sir
Richie Rich from North Carolina was at the
meetup, the one with the great hair, top
of yours.
He sent me an email.
He said, John is exaggerating about the conversation
about the hair.
No.
Yes, yes he did.
He sent me an email.
No, he sent you the note, but I
don't exaggerate.
Okay, all right.
He came in with 52.
No, he, I don't know, maybe I embarrassed
him.
Alex Zavala is Sir Alex Zavala, host of
Nick U Dads.
Thank you, and an awesome meetup attendee.
Thank you all very much.
Thank you, everybody.
Requested was Jobs and R2-D2 Karma, so
we'll combine those two.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs.
Nikka, Karma.
And once again, thanks to our executive and
associate executive producers for episode 1736.
Noagendadonations.com is where you can go to
support us with your treasure.
That's noagendadonations.com.
Please help us out.
Help John out.
Help John out because his insurance rates are
going up.
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♪ It's your birthday, birthday ♪ ♪ On
No Agenda ♪ Happy birthday to Alexander O
'Neill who turned 33 on February 3rd.
Jeff M., which is his smoking hot wife,
a very happy birthday.
She celebrated on the 4th.
Jeff M.
himself had his birthday on the 6th.
Bailey Davies, happy birthday to husband Dan Peruzzo
turning 55 years old today.
Patrick Stasiak turns 50 tomorrow.
Happy birthday.
You'll finally see Abraham.
Bobby Bowe, happy birthday to Jeff Voss on
the 7th of tomorrow.
And Russell Rhodes wishes his son Pinkram Rhodes
a very happy birthday.
He turns 15 on the 8th.
Happy birthday from everybody here at the best
podcast in the universe.
♪ It's your birthday, yeah ♪ Now, before
we bring up our night to be, we
have a note.
It's a layaway night.
Joe Gwaltney here, he says, I finally donated
enough to claim my knighthood in keeping with
John's incessant need to pronounce every town incorrectly.
It reminds me of a time when as
a young boy living in Elbron, Virginia, pronounce
Elbrin, whoops, Elbrin, Virginia, pronounce Elbrin to the
locals, my grandmother took me to a local
church to show me the most horrible misspelling
of the town.
The cornerstone of the church showed the town
name as Elbow, Virginia.
And as such, I would like, that's pretty
bad.
I would like to be knighted Sir Duterino
of the Elbow.
I know you guys aren't into the whole
brevity thing.
So thank you very much for my sanity
and thank you to Sir Perfluous for hitting
me in the mouth.
Well, that's very nice of him.
So why don't you grab a blade, John?
We'll bring him up on the- Perfluous.
Perfluous?
Yeah, here you go.
Oh, that'll do.
That's a nice one.
I, Joe Gwaltney, step on up.
You, sir, are about to become a knight
of the Noah-Jemner Round Table.
Let me get these blades here.
And I'm very proud to pronounce the K
-D as Sir Duterino of the Elbow.
And for you, we've got hookers and bros,
rent boys and chardonnays.
We got harlots and halibos, redheads and ryes,
beers and blunts, rubinettes, rubin and rosé, gays
and sake, vodka, vanilla, bong hits and bourbon,
sparkling cider, escorts, ginger ale and gerbils.
It's a favorite.
Or of course, breast milk and pablum.
And as always at the Round Table, I'm
sure you will enjoy all the other knights
and dames are here enjoying it.
The ever effervescent Mutton and Mead.
And you, sir, may head right on over
to noagenderings.com and use the ring sizing
guide on the website to send us your
size and where you want the ring to
be sent to.
And of course, it always comes with a
certificate of authenticity and seeing as it is
a Signet ring, which is kind of cool.
It's a mirror, reverse.
You get some wax to seal your important
correspondence, which I just got from our knight
there in Bastrop.
His note was sealed with his ring and
the sealing wax.
It's beautiful.
And welcome to the Round Table, the No
Agenda Knights and Dames.
No Agenda Meetup.
Hey, it's time to party.
That's right.
If you want connection that gives you protection,
these people are your first responders in an
emergency.
So you want to go to a No
Agenda Meetup, you can find them all at
noagendameetups.com.
We love getting Meetup reports.
Here's one from South Dakota.
This is the Black Hills No Agenda Meetup
at Grove Peak Brewery.
Come and join us next month.
Hope to see you then in the morning.
In the morning.
Hi guys, this is Caitlin coming to you
from Crow Peak in Spearfish, South Dakota, having
a great time and hope to see you
guys next month.
Hi, John and Adam.
In the morning from Spearfish.
In the morning, John and Adam.
We're here at the Crow Peak Brewing Company
in Spearfish, South Dakota, having a great time.
We had a new person, a new face
join us this time and we can't wait
to see everybody next month.
Stillwater, I'm calling you out, bro.
We'll see you next month.
In the morning.
This Meetup report was produced in Spearfish, South
Dakota and is guaranteed to be completely AI
-free.
Yeah, and please don't send me your homemade
songs before and after the Meetup report unless
it's completely relevant, which it wasn't, so I
had to snip it off.
Philly, the Too Many Kegs Meetup.
Sean here in center city of Philadelphia with
Local 76 at McGillin's Old Ale House where
we have Too Many Kegs.
I listen to the show at double speed,
but I play it twice.
Hello, sirs from Philadelphia.
In the morning, this is Linadelphia.
In the morning, gentlemen.
The NFL's rigged, but go birds!
Sarcastic to Nomad in Philly, thank you for
your courage.
In the morning, hanging out here with a
bunch of flat earthers, having a good time.
Hey, it's Gray, checking in from my first
Philly Meetup.
Hi, Mom, we're all just wondering what keeps
the satellites afloat.
This is Black Knight, sir, EZ, and I
wanna tell John that I have a problem
with my night ring.
It's getting smaller and smaller.
I want a refund.
North Georgia, come on in.
Come one, come all.
John, we had a swell time, even though
nobody ate any mac and cheese.
Sean here.
Don't eat me, Tom Hummond.
You're scary, so scary.
Hey, N.A., Dr. Sir, Mike Ruff.
I love my mullet and I love my
beard.
Sir E here.
Remember, connection is protection.
In the morning, it's good to be back
with fellow slaves in the city of coming,
which is a verb.
Sick hail.
Noted.
This is Cody, signing out.
No agenda rocks, the best barkeep at Cherry
Street House, y'all.
In the morning!
All right.
Very nice.
There's a meetup taking place, started just now
at the North Idaho Sanity Brigade.
It's their first of 2025 at Trails End
Brewery and Brick Oven Pizza in Coeur d
'Alene, Idaho.
The Northern Wake Publical Slave Gathering kicks off
in an hour from now at Saints and
Scholars in Raleigh, North Carolina, if you're listening
live, of course.
On Saturday, no mutton, just meet up.
That'll be noon Denver time, Antelope Ridge Meatery
in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Let's join Canada, 2.30 in Alaska.
That'll be on Saturday at Snowtown Brewery in
Snohomish, Washington.
I don't know why you're using Alaska time.
I guess that makes sense.
Also on Saturday, the Treasure Valley Meetup, three
o'clock at Old State Saloon in Eagle,
Idaho.
And finally on Saturday, the Club 33, Not
a Leap Year Meetup at 3.30 Eastern
time.
Shig's in a Pig Barbecue and Brew, that's
on Illinois Road in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Many more meetups to be found at noagendameetups
.com.
They take place almost daily now, all around
Gitmo Nation.
You need to be a part of these.
So when you go, go with an attitude
of gratitude and look them up at noagendameetups
.com.
If you can't find one near you, start
one.
It's easy and they're always a party.
♪ Sometimes you wanna go hang out with
all the nights and days ♪ ♪ You
wanna be where you won't be triggered or
held to blame ♪ ♪ You wanna be
where everybody feels the same ♪ It's like
a party.
You know, I got the TV now on
the wall in the studio and I just
looked up and it's like CNN, they're running
out of people to put on to complain
about Trump.
Now they just got ugly people.
There's nothing but ugly people on CNN.
Yeah, with ugly shirts, ugly face, ugly hair,
it's crazy.
They're running out of people.
They can't fill enough airtime.
Sad.
Super sad is that I somehow, I'm not
sure how, neglected to get any ISOs.
Oh, I was thinking you were gonna have
a bunch of them.
I only have the one.
Well, it's a winner.
We will not shut up!
God, that's no good.
Wait a minute, let me see if, that's
really horrible.
Wait, I have...
Well, go back to the one I used
a lot, the one I had submitted last
time that got bumped by yours.
That was a good one.
Which one was that?
Do you remember which one it was?
Well, I have the list here somewhere.
I remember what I had.
I had...
Goodness gracious.
I had that one.
No, no.
Go to no, try no way.
No way, hold on.
This one, here we go.
There is no way anything can be this
good.
Yeah, I think we should use that one.
That's a good one.
Yeah, that would work.
Thank goodness.
All right, everybody, it is time for that
beautiful moment of the show, John C.
DuBorac's tip of the day.
♪ Creative lives for you and me ♪
♪ Just a tip with JCD and sometimes
Adam.
♪ Can I do mine first?
Yeah, please do yours first.
This was a tip from a producer.
For those of you who use Android phones
and you like using the voice-to-text
feature, which your voice input is quite handy,
but you don't want Google saving all of
your transcripts, which I'm pretty sure they do.
Of course they do.
There's an open source voice-to-text system
that is created by, funny enough, a company
in Austin, and their entire website explains exactly
how they're not lame.
It is called Futo, F-U-T-O,
and you can find them at futo.org.
You can even download it as an APK
so you don't have to get it off
of the Play Store, so you know that,
and you can look at their GitHub to
see how everything works.
And it does pretty well.
It's not quite as fast as you'd expect
from the Googles, but at least you know,
and it's pretty accurate, and at least you
know that it is not saving that to
embarrass you later in life.
That is my tip of the day.
That's a good one.
Thank you.
So this tip is more of an education
than a tip.
This stemmed from the end of last year,
or post-mortem, where it turned out that
I'd known you for 31 years or so.
Me?
And you didn't know anything about olive oil.
And you had come back from Italy.
I'm still reeling it that we've known each
other for 31 years, and you're probably right.
That's the hard part about it.
Yes, right, I didn't, I mean, yes, go
ahead.
I will take my lickens.
Because you had gone to Tuscany.
Yes.
And brought back a bunch of olive oil,
and then I told you a couple of
things, and you were clueless about it.
And I have to assume, and I talked
about doing this as a tip of the
day, that people don't know anything about olive
oil.
That's correct.
Or at least they generally don't.
And just a few basics.
Olive oil only keeps for two years, max,
and has to be kept.
This is what I didn't, I was surprised
by that.
This is the thing that you were surprised
by.
Yes, it was.
You thought olive oil, like all oils, goes
rancid, and the kind of rancidity that you
achieve from these oils, butter does this, coffee
beans do it, anything with oil.
The rancidity is unhealthy.
And olive oil is good for two years,
and so when you buy olive oil, you
should always check on the back of the
bottle.
It should have a either pick date, or
use by date, and it should be in
just a round number.
Costco's extra virgin olive oil that they sell,
Italian, in the green bottle, not the organic,
but the regular stuff, usually has information on
the back, and you can tell how, you
know, because the batches change about once every
four months at Costco, and you want the
freshest, newest olive oil you can find, hopefully
within a year.
But after two years, it starts to go
bad, and it's not something that ages like
wine, and so you have to be careful
with olive oil.
The other thing is that people don't know,
I just was thinking about it to add
to this simple tip, is you have to,
the olive oil, most olive oil, by a
factor of almost all olive oil in the
world, Spain makes most of it.
And they make more olive oil than anybody
by far.
You take everybody else combined, it's about what
Spain makes.
And most of their olive oil is blended
into other olive oils, and you have to
be careful, because it's always, Italian olive oil's
always considered the best.
Tuscan olive oil's always considered the best of
the best.
They're just a couple of things.
I find Sicilian olive oil would be really
good, but my favorite olive oil's come from
Provence, France, and California, which makes some terrific
olive oils, but the production is so low,
it doesn't even show up on the list
of olive oil makers.
South American olive oils are also good.
So the point is that you have to
be careful with the Italian stuff, which is
the most promoted, because you have to make
sure that you read the label, and make
sure it says produced in Italy with Italian
olives, because it'll often say packed in Italy,
so it'll say Italian olive oil, and it'll
say packed in Italy, and it's Spanish olive
oil, or even worse, Greece.
Oh no, oh, that's the worst.
No, Grecian olive oil is always considered greasy.
I don't like it, it has a weird
taste.
It's greasy, but I will say this.
In Spain, there's terrific olive oils around, but
very few of them get exported, and they
have varietal olive oils and all the rest,
and the last tip, I don't want to
overdo this.
Wow, you're going crazy.
The noagentitips.net can't keep up.
The last tip is the idea, what is
extra virgin?
Yeah, what is that?
What is extra virgin, extra, extra virgin, you
can even get.
Extra virgin, extra virgin olive oil is an
oil that, and usually what you want to
get is first pressed extra virgin olive oil,
and you should first press, because you want
it to be pressed by extraction, and by
a press, and so I'll just read from
the thing.
Extra virgin olive oil is, you mash up
the olives, and you start to press them
to get the oil.
You can't use heat or chemicals to extract
the oil, it has to be just purely
pressed, and the first pressing is the good
stuff.
That's the extra virgin?
That's the extra virgin first press.
First press.
Best price.
And so that's what you want, it doesn't
cost that much more than the cheaper stuff,
but as time goes, as they try to
get more oil out of the olives, they'll
go to the point where they will extract
it using a hexane, which is what most
oils are, most oils you buy are hexane
extracted.
You know, I think that you should give
up on the vinegar book and do an
oil book.
You seem to be on point with, and
by the way, I'm a little, so now
we have to give this away, because what
happens is, we went to the winery, Castello
Verrazano, the guy who discovered the Hudson Bay,
and the Verrazano Bridge is named after him,
and then the cannibals ate him in the
Bahamas, it was a bummer.
For him.
For him, it was a bad day, a
day wrecker.
But the way it works is, you know,
they give you, and man, I tell you,
the Italian winery's like, yeah, you have a
wine to taste thing, and they give you
six full-on pours, you're all hammered, luckily
we had a driver, you're all hammered, and
they're like, we could send it to Texas,
or I'll order some, you know, I'm not
gonna order like a whole bunch, like we
ordered some wine, just like, you know, a
couple, and then we ordered vinegar, which they're
famous for, and then the olive oil, I
think we got six bottles, so we gotta
give it away, we'll never use it in
time, before it goes rancid.
That's not true.
The six bottles?
I don't know how much oil, I plow
through one of those big, giant, liter and
a half bottles of Costco oil about once
every four months.
You're guzzling the stuff.
I'm not, I just use it, and it's,
I don't know, the bottles you have are
all three-fit 75, you said.
I'm gonna send you one, I'm gonna send
you one, I'll send you one.
Yeah, send me one, it'll be done in
no time.
All right, that, ladies and gentlemen, is John's
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Wow, that was quite the tip of the
day, and I learned something.
I learned that you've known me for 31
years, I'm very disturbed by this.
This is a very disturbing thing to think
about.
It's like, you know, like Nussbaum sent me
a video of my hair at the Video
Music Awards in 1989, I really don't remember
much of it.
Yeah, well, there's reasons for that.
Because it was 36 years ago.
No, there's no, you think it's weed-related,
but it wasn't, it wasn't.
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Joe Grillo did a fun little ditty for
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