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And she can keep in mind
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that you need Karianna keeper
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geriatric Khurana keeper for
December 21 2022 Episode 28 seat

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that's how you

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bring the energy and i Yes, I
need it. I need it.

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You need a little bit energy in
the show. Hey hello my queen.

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Hello

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my love. How are you darling?
Let's here we are again.

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Let us cheers yours I need a big
gulp. We got the Big Gulp size

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for sour mood. Where are you
going to sour mood? Okay, we'll

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hear about that. Well, let's
drink this. Okay. Oh, I knew

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you'd like it. I'm just looking
at your face. You'd like it

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right?

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It is very full body.

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This is a very spectacular wine.
Yes. That we have received from

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rainy. No,

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Rene. My friend a with a why.
Yeah, that's how you spell her

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name. Sorry, Nathan. Group.

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Yes, I know Renee. I was like
who's rainy?

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It's my handwriting I wrote.

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Yes. Your beautiful handwriting.
Normally I've no problem reading

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that.

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Renee sent this to us. Oh, gosh.
It's been a while since

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could Caduceus Is that how you
pronounce it?

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Well, it's a wine that the lead
singer of the band tool and a

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perfect circle. He owns this
winery. Oh, and yes, and I

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actually had a perfect circle a
perfect circle CD a while ago.

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So I used to jam out to that
too. She likes she likes that

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music and so she looked him up
or I don't know how she knew

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because she doesn't know
anything about wine cuz she's a

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margarita drinker.

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But to me it's also important to
understand his name isn't wrong

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with that. His

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name is Maynard James Keenan.
And He is a singer like I said

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from the band, The Rock Band
tool, and a perfect circle and

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he owns this winery. And this is
the 2020 I'm going to say

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Anubis. Anibus

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cannabis I think is what it says
what what will be the song by

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that you would have that you
would have liked from

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a perfect circle. The Hollow
that's the one that I remember.

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This is going way back probably
30 years

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for sure, a little rock shake.
Go I like that. Huh? Oh, that's

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a very very tool ish type

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of perfect circle

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though. I know but it has its
It's all that I like that like

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that kind of bomb. Stabbing in
your stabbing your brain when

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you listen to it.

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Great song. Anyway, so the wine
is a 50% kab 30% Cabernet Franc

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and 20% I'm gonna I'm gonna
butcher this egg. glia Nico, egg

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egg Leah Nico. No. Anyway, it's
delicious. Rene, thank you so

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much.

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There's a lot of riding on this
weary traveler. calloused and

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sore time and gravity followed
you here. Rest my friends and

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tell me all about the ocean
spoils and trophies and burdens

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you born. Pay them no mind. They
matter. No more. I think you've

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been behind and show me all
about the ocean looking deep in

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your eyes on I've never seen the
ocean. Not like this one. I

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wonder if those are lyrics from
Lucifer. Oh, just postive like

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that was another Lucifer.
Lucifer.

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i Oh, no, that was another band
that he was another band.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Very good. Very good. Thank you.
Yeah, we've had it for a while I

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would I labeled it and when let
you touch it.

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You know, every single bottle in
this house is labeled and I'm

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not allowed to touch. And here's
how it goes. Like, I just want a

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little glass of wine and dinner.
Just before we start, and I

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start to open up a different
bottle that has no markings on

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it and immediately, why don't
you opening up the one we're

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having at the shop. Okay, okay.
And then I'm pouring. You're

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gonna save some from me. Like do
you want now? No, no, during the

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shooting, you were doing a heavy
handed pour.

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I should have just I should have
just listened to myself. I

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shouldn't have because I knew I
knew water. I knew. I knew that

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you would just do nothing but
give me shit. Give me

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a hard life.

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Well, if you'd like to hear
about my life, sure. But let's

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listen to why you're in our mood
baby. What's going on?

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Well, your major Christmas gift.
Do you know the story that I

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ordered for you today? It's a
custom it's a custom gift I

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ordered the Austin Healey No,
it's not that. That's pretty

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birthday. No, I ordered it.
Thanksgiving and I paid the

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extra fee to have it expedited
so that it would show up before

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Christmas. They didn't get in
touch with me at all. And so

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finally I sent an email
yesterday saying hey, like

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what's the deal Christmas is In
five days, am I gonna get this?

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They're like, oh, sorry, ah, you
know, supply issues and they

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never contacted me but it's
interesting

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how this is bad for your life. I
mean, it's my present. No, it's

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your present I know no one is
giving you shall you just have

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filler gifts.

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I feel like Twitter boxes under
the trailer. None of which are

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for you. Yours are in the corner
right there.

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I know there's not one present
under the no crying I have a

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present from Brian under the
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Why don't you just in Christmas
morning just come in here. Just

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open them up here. Let me just
stop. Okay, here we are. We're

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back to our gift giving and how
insane This is. We have

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different traditions. It's okay.
We come from different

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backgrounds. Where Where I come
from is you know, you surprise

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someone with a gift. And even if
it is the wrong color Tiffany

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wallet, you smile and say I love
you. Thank you very much. You

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like to you come from? Here's my
list. Here's what I want. Now I

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had to go in I had to get sizes
for you this completely

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impossible. But then you
literally literally are saying

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are you going to wrap those
yourself? I said yeah. Well,

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would you like me to wrap them?
No, of course they have to be in

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the same wrapping paper they
have to be the right color. And

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you know, I'm a shitty rapper.
More than they know what they

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are. It's all just for the
aesthetic. You just want the

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tree to look good. You don't
care about my gift.

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Was it true? Okay,

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a little bit true. Maybe?

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No. So I'm just a little bummed
because this is it's such a cool

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gift. It's so cool. And they and
you know me, you know me? Wait

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until I get it. I'm gonna I'm
gonna write a review. And you're

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gonna hear from me because I'm a
communications professional. And

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I'm market research. I'm all
over that and they're gonna hear

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it from me. Do they care when
you call them they were

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fraudulent in their marketing
practices. That was the only

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reason why

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I will have no gift at all. This
gift is not coming. This thing

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is no whatever it is not coming
through that old. Old Oh, sorry.

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Oh, so this is exactly what I
was talking to pastor Jimmy

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about. Tina has really gotten
pretty good at this point.

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Yeah. Anyway, I'm I'm cheering
up. I've had a few sips of wine

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and I'm loosening up now. Okay.
Oh, good.

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Oh, good, darling. Well, the
season is here. We are very

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excited. It's we're getting our
arctic blast.

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Yes. A foot of snow and then
I'll be like,

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I don't think it's gonna happen.
Is it frozen? The way the

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weather patterns? Look. It's
gonna be really bad in Oklahoma,

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north of Oklahoma. Oh,

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yeah. My sisters in Northwest
Indiana are bracing.

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Yeah, because you got the the
arctic blast coming in. It's a

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little higher than they
expected. It may not even get

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that cold. Here is what they
thought it would go down to 13.

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Okay.

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Well, it'll be nice and chilly.
It's supposed to be

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definitely be nice and chilly.
Yeah, be nice.

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It'd be nice. But hey, it's so
nice to have my husband back.

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Hello, everybody. I finally got
kissed last night, then. Adam

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would not really even let me
kiss them. And wouldn't let me

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inspect his teeth with let me
get close. And finally, finally,

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my husband back. How's it going,
though? Listen,

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let me Well, thank you. Thank
you, Bob. Let me let me tell you

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what's going on in my life right
now. Yeah. So this is week.

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Yesterday was the fourth week.
Third week and I had my stitches

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taken out which was really nice.
Because you know, I just had,

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you know, threads and these were
not dissolvable. This is all

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special, you know, for the cat
gut. Exactly. And, and so on

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Captain Mitch, Maverick, he's
pulling these stitches out. And

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he's talking some bullcrap story
about barbershop holes. And I

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don't know, it's like you're
just trying to distract. Ah ha

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ha ha ha, ha. hurts man taking
those. He says I'm sorry. So no.

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No, you're not. Yeah, you're
right. I'm not. We are going

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flying.

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I know. You have a new friend.
Adam comes home. He's like, I

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walk in. I say hi to all the
ladies. Hello. Bill. Love me.

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Oh, brother.

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I know shades of your dad. I
know. That's not how I meant to

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come across.

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And how was it when you went to
see Hollywood today? You had to

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go see the

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dark house yet to get the top
ones recently entered in.

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Everybody's like, Hi, brother
all checked in. You're good to

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go. Sarah, who is the Assistant?
She's helped with other things.

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She did a long session when we
put the bridge in. And

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everyone's just like these looks
so good. Yeah. They do. And I

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told the I told doc Hollywood
Jack, I said, dude, everyone

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really, really thinks these are
good. And, you know, it's only a

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couple 100 bucks, and we can
have the grill made. If you put

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them right out of the computer,
as many as you want. He says,

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let's give it a couple more
weeks, you know, just so

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everything is

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gonna really have it done. Oh my
gosh, we can choose anything we

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want. You have a limited amount
of time because you're going to

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get your implants and what maybe
for four months,

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that's I'm going to be pretty
bored of these by then I want to

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have a little Madonna bling
going on. The only

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way I would say that you should
get up. She should say no

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agenda, but only if we go to a
meet up,

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go. Yeah, well, it's easy to do.
It's easily interchangeable.

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They all thought it was
hilarious.

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If I just get a really good
picture of you. I could just

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superimpose the letters in
Canva. And I could send it out

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that way.

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Do you don't understand me Do
you at all. You just don't get

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me. So how are you feeling? I'm
feeling so the thing that thank

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you for asking. Yes. share with
the world in general. This

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process so far, which we're now
in? We're in week four. Right?

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This is week four.

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Three weeks? Yesterday, right.

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But I was gearing up a week but
I stopped smoking a week. Yeah,

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I've not smoked and I know I go
back to that

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crowd you and you're eating like
a horse. And your smell has

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changed and your taste buds have
got be changed.

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I walked into the garage and
like does this smell them?

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Tank to you this smell smells
normal.

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Okay, I mean, they are super
sensitive. But yeah, my hearing

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is somewhat better. My I will
have to test that to MIT to make

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sure but tastes Yeah, definitely
I am eating a lot more. And

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everything has been pretty easy.
What they don't put in the

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brochure is all the stuff you do
with your mouth that you have to

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relearn or get used to. Yeah,
cause basically it's like having

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an artificial limb like a wooden
leg. Only in your mouth. The

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whole leg. It feels like that
sometimes like a high fat this

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is thing it's fake. So you have
to learn how to talk you have to

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learn how to drink how to eat an
oyster,

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how to kiss.

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How to Kiss. I said that today I
said I had to learn how to kiss

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my wife again. This is this is

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yeah, it was real dry spell

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kiss darling Kiss. Kiss. Okay,
kiss.

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But you did have things you have

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to just everything is different.
Everything. Yeah. Whistling

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after I learned how to whistle
again. Yeah, hard. But yeah,

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just everything changes. No idea
how much you use your mouth.

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What functions it's really
insane.

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And the process of you cleaning
your teeth is way

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more. I've got all kinds of
brushes and sticks and and

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syringes and

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you should see his mirror. His
mirror is like splashguard.

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Like, someone got shot in the
head every day. It's like a

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splattered all over. Sorry about
that. Sorry. But again, thank

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you everybody who's been
thinking of me and sending me

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well wishes and cards and cards
and we went to the PIO. I went

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to the PIO box. Both Pio box has
got tons of cards.

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Oh my gosh, thank you. We're
sending Christmas cards next

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year.

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That's what he shared last year,
I think a year before. Yeah. And

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I figure one for

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you didn't have a good smile.
And how about now? Yeah.

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Beautiful. And one.

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I think they will do Christmas
cards right after our wedding.

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Yes. Is that Is that about the
same time? What is it with you

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in the wedding album? What
happened? What because you were

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so good about

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I'm so cheap. I'm just such a
genius like I did because of

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cheap. Yes. I bet what it is
it's the money. The album that I

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want is not it's not
inexpensive. But anyway, I want

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to go back to you though.

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I want to come on back to I want
to talk about your well, you

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just looked at your list. So now
I'm getting worried. What are

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you going to talk about? Well,
your gastro problems. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, this is. So turns out a
combination, I think is a combo

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of fentanyl, which is an opioid,
which they used to knock me out.

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The hydrocodone which I didn't,
I didn't take all that. But I

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think I took enough. And you
know, because it was every day

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for a week and a half or
something. And on top of that

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the protein shake probably Yeah.
Anyway, I had so much little gas

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plane that I had. Yeah, that
have bump. Yeah, my on my

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pelvis, like the left side of my
pelvis. I'm like, and I'm

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looking it up. And of course,
when you look it up on WebMD you

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have a hernia and if you can't
poop, you're about to die. You

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will die in 48 hours. So I'm
talking to Tina. I was like, I

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think I need an emergency
surgery.

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Go to the ER I know dude, you're
constipated. Smooth Move. You'll

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be fine. But what else did I
tell you? I said go to

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McDonald's.

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That's what no I had to I had to
go to get my hair done and I

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want to get my hair cut after
after

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that. No, that was it. You got
your hair cut yesterday was it

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was before that. Where you went
somewhere and you lose.

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You lose if you want to poop
quick, just pick up a

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McDonald's. And I did. And boy
you are right.

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From the bathroom. Yes is
working good suggestion.

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Because he didn't want you to
think that passed out there and

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died on the pot like Elvis,

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and then the guy Paul who
services or septic tanks. Really

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good friends now and so I'm
looking at the buyer, Dr. Lee,

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and I'm like, Who is this guy?
He's looking at our generator

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and I walk out and I go, I go
Hello. He goes, Yeah, I'm Paul.

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He goes I'm waiting for Adam.
He's in the can.

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Because he called me like, Hey,
man, I'll be right I'm in the

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camp. We don't have to say much.
I mean the can then it's like

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then guys understand it. Hang
up. We'll talk we'll see you in

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a minute. Women like you have to
go wow, you know, I'm I'm in the

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ladies room on the third row. I
shall be there.

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Don't hang out in the bathroom
like men do. They just don't. We

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don't. We're in and out. We got
things to do.

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I'm sorry. Excuse me? Yes. Seven
years ago? Yes. Maybe what? When

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we met, but now I've completely
corrupted you. You go in with

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your iPhone with your iPad. You
go in with coffee. You go in

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with a Bible. I don't know what
you're doing communion in there.

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I don't know what you're doing.
You are in there for at least

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1520 minutes

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is not true.

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Okay. You did not. Not always in
the morning yet. You are in that

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bathroom and you're there for a
long time. Tell me you're not.

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Oh, anyway. Anyway,

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how are you feeling now?

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I'm feeling so really lucky. I
feel like I'm a lucky guy. Very

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blessed. We have had such a
great couple of weeks. We had

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the church to church wall. wait
another day,

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I want to just go back to your

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health before we got my health
is dynamite. But

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I really think that all of the
excellent beef that we've been

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consuming and how we do not eat
processed food. I think that all

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of that really prepped you for a
really, really

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good recovery. Absolutely
healing. Everyone looks in my

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mouth believes, hey, and this
guest dentists have their way of

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saying something is like, look
at that healing. That's good

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healing. I'm not quite sure why
they say it that way. But like

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what's bad? Really? I don't
know. Probably just go over.

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Zack was literally like, oh,
man, look at that. Some good

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healing there. That's good. And
that's the same thing that Mitch

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said. He's like, this is good.
Yeah, this is going well. And I

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agree. It's a because I stopped
putting fire on my face. That's

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definitely top of the list. And
yeah, I think because of just

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our healthy diet and our healthy
living. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

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I really think that makes a
difference.

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I am really, really, really
happy. And thank you darling for

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putting up with me. And my it
was difficult. It was certainly

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difficult because it's hard to
explain. was stuff that you

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can't see on the outside. Just
how

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confusing because there are many
you're feeling fine. The next

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minute you're talking about
about a malady and the next

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minute you're fine. And then
next minute you're not and I

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just you know tried to ride the
roller coaster with you. Yeah,

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but it's just feeding you.

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Yeah. But it's the stuff that
you don't you don't you don't

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realize like, oh my god, I can't
you know, I couldn't Will I ever

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be able to choose steak? That's
what I thought two weeks ago. So

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now, you know, it's different
for everybody and they have no

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no follow up information. Like
here's the stuff that will be

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really weird. Yeah, there's no
brochure on that. You know, it's

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just like Okay, have fun.

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So I just just reflecting back
about all the anxiousness and

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everything. I'm looking at you
now. And you got a

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beautiful shoppers. I'm already
so psyched for the for the

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permanent. Yeah. And for the
fentanyl

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and it will be a less it'll be
won't be as it'll be

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our drink for so yeah, it'll be
too bad. Yeah. And he knows that

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we're just going to try and keep
all these other teeth that I

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have healthy and keep everything
rockin and rollin and see how

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the, I mean, my allergies, so
called allergies are pretty much

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over except when I eat right
now. That's pretty remarkable.

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Basically gumming food.

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Not quite like that. But you're
eating basically anything and

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we're consuming a lot of beef,
of which I wanted to talk about

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because Paul had brought up
about how he had a cow

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butchered. Yeah. Oh, and he took
it to a processing place here in

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town. Yeah, and they stole some
of his meat.

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Yeah, they stole the

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backstrap Yeah. Which is crazy
that like the by like a prime

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cut. I don't Well, yeah,

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I mean You can tell because I
guess the there's holes in the

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maybe it's the ribeye, I can't
think I don't. I don't know. I

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don't want to embarrass myself.
But when he said I'm like, oh,

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yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah,
man, I know exactly what you're

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talking about. Yeah. backstrap
Yeah, I'm gonna look that up

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when you went in. But so I was
saying well you know, we got

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some we got some pretty good
people in the beef initiative

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now reprocessing plant and
looting and so but he was he was

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looking at the generator because
he's like, are we gonna hit that

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cold and I got one of those have
had one for a year just sitting

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there. Gotta hook it up. And
like, you might want to hurry

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with

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pretty extensive. But anyway, I
thought that was interesting

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about the being careful where
you take your cow and where the

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being processed because I didn't
think that that could happen.

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But I'm speaking of beef to sent
a box of beef to my daughter and

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her boyfriend in Maine and they
are over there. So yesterday, I

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pulled out a beef Tri Tip and
never made that before and oh my

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gosh, was that delicious?

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You did a amazing myself. Truly
well, you I mean, as my mom

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always said if you can read you
can cook at Adam Clark curry. If

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you can read you can cook now
get cooking that you read and

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you follow the recipe and you're
I mean, unless the recipes just

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no good. It's always dynamite.
Well, I

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use two different rough recipes
for the triceps. So I made the

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rub and then I could

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was you use black rifle coffee?
Yes. Which I think is the secret

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brown

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sugar. Yeah. Chili, chili
powder. onion, salt, garlic

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salt.

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And it was like two hours in the
oven. It was two hours low at

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225 that came out so we headed
again tonight. We finished it

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off. It was beautiful. Yeah. And
it gave me such gas. My hope you

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went to the bathroom. I went
right out on the porch and like

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let one rip.

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I don't need to know this. We
ruining my image view in my

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head.

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Oh, baby. Listen, I don't think
about when you toot. Okay. I

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know you. I know you fly around
the room and I'm not looking.

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Please. really isn't necessary.
You started it?

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Anyway. Yeah. So it has been
quite the busy last two weeks.

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Oh, yeah. And we have the tree
up. Everything's good. Most

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importantly, yes. We have our
baby girl. Yes. Miss

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the Miss fever. She's over your
snoring. Can you hear? Oh, move

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now. She was like, I kept
looking at her

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back on Saturday after three
weeks, which was you know, it

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was initially supposed to be
maybe a week and then the

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message came back now she's a
reactive dog. We definitely

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would like to have her do the
full program.

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Yeah, I was hoping she was gonna
lean down a little and she's

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still a little chunky.

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I don't think she's chunky. Oh,
actually, I thought she was a

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little leaner. Because I know
she didn't get as many treats

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and she ain't she's not getting
them now either.

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Yes. So it was really we were
worried that she wasn't gonna

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remember us. So we were
instructed to stay seated. And

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the trainer came in and kind of
gave us more wine.

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Yeah. So the things that we
have. Now we have some tools, we

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have a slip lead, which is
professional leash. Thank you,

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darling. Hey, tool guide is
good. I like your wine.

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Yeah, Renee, good show. I

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like your music. I like your
wine. We have a e collar,

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also known as a shock, collar
shock, but it just sounds nicer.

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But it's

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not a shock collar. It's like
one of those you have, you can

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strap them to your belly and it
sends pulses. So you're so your

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stomach moves. That's the that's
what it's doing.

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If you go up to 100, though,
because it goes from zero to

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100.

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We're on 10 Oh, no, that'll
that'll be pretty, pretty severe

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probably. So it's, it's that's a
very common tool, but that's

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how they trained her. Basically
they trained her with this

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collar. And it's kind of
difficult because she's very

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thick around her neck. That's
just the breed and so we have to

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make sure we position it right.
But she came in so the trainer

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came in on Saturday and talked
to us about about basically what

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she learned and what she was
going to do. And then she

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brought her in. And so she's
walking up to the door and then

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Phoebe starts wagging her tail.

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She had to go on her place. She
had to sit on her place. And she

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did and she just sat there
looking at us and she'd hear

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your voice you'd go it would
work because she couldn't get

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off replace. He was no out. Yes,
yeah. And so then, you know, she

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was allowed to come off and she
was just like, Ah, she was

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hugging us.

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was really sweet. Yeah, so

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we got our initial

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Yeah, though. I think she was
kind of mad. She was a little

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aloof like, did you go I feel
oh, I kind of felt it. Well,

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that's how I felt.

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So then we had pretty much the
first trial by fire Minh. Gosh,

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that Monday we have Felicia toss
and her two assistants come in,

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they come in, they delayed

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literally do Felisa Tashi comes
in she cleans her house on

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Mondays Yeah, it's

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like 45 minutes. The you can
pretty much only get people here

443
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:25,590
who clean Airbnbs so they do
that they do that level

444
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,450
you're looking for deep
cleaning. This is not the

445
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:30,570
place to get it. No. And I've
asked my gay friends and they

446
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,570
know that we can't get one
either Adam and we know how to

447
00:25:33,570 --> 00:25:38,970
get a good clean. Okay. So had
to put up Now normally, she said

448
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:43,350
she's tried to nip at one. Oh,
yeah, marking is always very

449
00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:46,320
stressful. I have to sit outside
on the porch with her. Now she

450
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,810
was on her place. She was
completed. She tried to get off.

451
00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:52,410
It took her a while to like, get
on her plate. You got her on

452
00:25:52,410 --> 00:25:52,650
there.

453
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,490
Yeah. And then she and she's on.
She was finding you went out on

454
00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:57,000
your walk. I

455
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,970
think I don't I was somewhere.
And then the doorbell

456
00:25:59,970 --> 00:26:02,880
rang. It was the pest control
guy and man it would that would

457
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,840
have been mayhem before. And she
did bark. I couldn't get you

458
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,530
know, I was like, making sure
she was on her place and I got a

459
00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:14,250
quiet and she barked again. I
got that. Anyway, it was pretty

460
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:16,440
much day and night with what it
was.

461
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:19,260
I mean, the pest I was like,
wow, she's doing really well.

462
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,800
It's like she's been trying to
kill me. Although she was

463
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,470
barking quite a bit when he was
outside. We had her up against

464
00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:29,700
the patio doors and he was
outside spraying and she was

465
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,410
yeah, she was barking we

466
00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:35,550
have a quiet command and we have
to work on that one. But overall

467
00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:41,220
and how she is outside and the
lady the lady who jogs came by

468
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:45,480
and she was okay and you know, I
gave loach not a zap but just

469
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,270
like she was okay. She was calm
and and the lady could say hi,

470
00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:50,970
Phoebe and then she came back
from behind us like surprise

471
00:26:50,970 --> 00:26:51,840
attack and it was all

472
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,790
usually Phoebe lunges at people,
lunges. It's crazy. And I'm

473
00:26:56,790 --> 00:27:00,720
learning I mean, we're basically
being trained on trade. Yeah. So

474
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,600
we're, I'm making mistakes. I
mean, just like I offered her a

475
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,900
treat to get her to go to bed at
night and you're like, No, no,

476
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:09,540
don't gotta do the tell her to
do it got to do the command to

477
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,870
get her to do it. So I'm
learning but this morning it was

478
00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:18,240
kinda Oh, yeah, well, yeah, he's
that the hell out of her today?

479
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:19,410
Yeah. The cried.

480
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,940
Yes. It has gone up to 16
without me knowing it. So I

481
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:28,260
found how to lock down the
number anyway. Yeah, I haven't.

482
00:27:28,290 --> 00:27:31,620
And I took it a Tractor Supply
was fine. Yeah. You know, we've

483
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,620
been fighting the banks and I
was giving her treats and

484
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:38,700
everyone. Now it's good. She's,
I feel like we have some

485
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,580
control. Yeah. But you know, at
least we can have our friends

486
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:45,540
over. She can be unpleasant. She
won't. Yeah, good. We, we also

487
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,850
got a lot of understanding about
her character. She's not

488
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:48,480
vicious.

489
00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:51,720
No, she's not an aggressive dog.
She's very, she gets very

490
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,170
stressed out. And we learned
that you cannot pet a dog in

491
00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:58,590
their head because they cannot
serve you. So you're supposed to

492
00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:02,040
go to the chest, her chest or
put your hand out. And we didn't

493
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,680
know that. And a lot of people
don't know that. I typically

494
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,200
always put my hand out. But when
you're around a dog for a little

495
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,200
bit, you're like, Oh, by BB. No,
she didn't like that. That

496
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,230
doesn't work. And she also she
also confirmed kind of what I

497
00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:16,860
thought which Phoebe is not used
to being housed inside dog.

498
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:21,090
House dog. She's probably ranch.
Yeah, she was probably a ranch

499
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,140
dog. So

500
00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:26,520
And long story short, I should
have listened to you months ago.

501
00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:30,450
Hello. Yeah. Hello, you were
right. Yes. You said when I got

502
00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:36,180
the first trainer, which was not
what we needed. You said. You

503
00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:41,820
said no one I sent it to boot
camp. And I was like, Ah, I

504
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:46,050
didn't like the idea. I didn't
like the sound of it. And we

505
00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:47,460
should have done that. That
would have been better.

506
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,010
Yeah. Done it like the New York
banker and his wife did. Yeah.

507
00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,980
Although tuition is

508
00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:02,520
think he does seem to hate his
dog. And I'm very fond of him.

509
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,870
That's for sure. Yeah, yeah. So
anyway, that's great to have her

510
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:10,980
back. Yeah. And yeah, it feels
like Well, I'm gonna practice

511
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:13,260
them off leash because she's
been she's worked on that too.

512
00:29:13,290 --> 00:29:17,340
To do oscillation in Greek and
never come back. Call me call

513
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:17,610
her gonna

514
00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:20,340
get a long leash. She got that
attractor Supply today and have

515
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:22,290
one. Oh, they didn't. Okay,

516
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,820
now we'll get one. Yeah. So I
mean, we're complete again. Yes.

517
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:30,210
Our families back together. Yes.
Yeah. And I prayed for this. I

518
00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:34,620
just wanted it all to work out.
Yeah, just wanted to work out

519
00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:39,120
now. Did it did it did it did I
know. I know. So. All good. It's

520
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,830
all good. So yes,

521
00:29:40,830 --> 00:29:42,810
I know some more drink.

522
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,590
Yeah. Okay. So I traveled to
Austin a couple weeks ago, my

523
00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:50,400
oldest daughter came in to do a
workshop and I traveled to

524
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,610
Austin so I was able to spend
some time with her and that was

525
00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:57,330
really a lot of fun. So I drove
in Friday and got her settled at

526
00:29:57,330 --> 00:30:00,870
her Airbnb and then just headed
home and then Sunday. I went

527
00:30:00,870 --> 00:30:03,420
back out because I wanted to
make sure she got to the airport

528
00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:06,960
on Monday morning. And so I
spent time at the mall and then

529
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,720
I actually met my BFF Brian for
dinner.

530
00:30:10,889 --> 00:30:14,129
Yeah. Are you trying to get a
response out of me to say

531
00:30:14,129 --> 00:30:14,669
something?

532
00:30:15,239 --> 00:30:18,809
Well, so yeah, no, it's not
getting it from me, but I

533
00:30:18,809 --> 00:30:22,289
wouldn't what was funny was at
dinner, I said to him, I go, we

534
00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:27,059
were ordering I go, I should ask
where their beef is sourced. And

535
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:31,949
he did. Cisco. He did and the
girls looked at us like, like

536
00:30:31,949 --> 00:30:33,119
she had no idea.

537
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,480
We were at the Christmas party.
Was that in between shows as

538
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:44,310
well? The Yes. The vaudeville
Christmas party. Yes. And, and I

539
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:49,650
met Talia, one of the poly Yes,
she's one of the I think she's

540
00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:54,240
on city council. I don't know. I
think she's on city council. And

541
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:57,660
I was saying, you know, hey, you
know, we really need to do

542
00:30:57,660 --> 00:31:00,330
something with Fredericksburg
besides drunk bridesmaid. She

543
00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:04,470
said, I like you. And she
already hooked me up with

544
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:07,980
someone was like the guy who
runs the culinary school and

545
00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:12,570
they're talking about making it
much more around food and of

546
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:13,500
course, wine.

547
00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:15,390
And when are you going to have
time to do this?

548
00:31:15,570 --> 00:31:18,630
Well, I know I'll just bring the
beef initiative. I'm just

549
00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:21,930
connecting. I can't I can't do
anything. I'm not a beef guy.

550
00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:25,680
I'm just a consumer. But I can
connect people. That's the idea.

551
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:30,210
So I want to connect slim with
them. And you know what, maybe

552
00:31:30,210 --> 00:31:34,470
the way there's a beef
initiative ranch in Stonewall.

553
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:38,010
Yeah. So yeah, we need to we
need to just expand this. Yeah.

554
00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:40,530
That part of it will be
marketing. Yeah. Be what it is.

555
00:31:40,530 --> 00:31:43,650
Come to Fredericksburg. Don't be
just a drunk. Drunken bridesmaid

556
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:44,640
do other fun stuff.

557
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:48,390
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we went to
the town highlight of the

558
00:31:48,390 --> 00:31:50,190
vaudeville holiday party. You
were

559
00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:54,930
drunk before we got was that? We
had to leave. You were like

560
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,920
I was not number one. I'm a
lightweight these days. Okay.

561
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,120
Can we just say no, but

562
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,090
but when you're lightweight, you
shouldn't be drinking for

563
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:09,690
glasses. You are feeding it to
me now. It's my fault.

564
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,960
Wait a minute. So we get there.
So we pull up and I go What time

565
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,500
does this thing start? And you
go you go? I don't know. 630? I

566
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,740
go. Are you sure? I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know where the

567
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:23,880
email is. Yeah, I think it's
630. I'm like, Huh, okay. We go

568
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,760
up to the door. They're like,
sorry, we're not letting people

569
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,520
in. Yeah. I got a hot

570
00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:34,320
wire money. Leave it up to me.
Exactly. So you know better than

571
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:39,750
that. You know that. I'm not the
guy to do this. I lost that job.

572
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:44,370
So, so then we go have a drink
around. And then you're already

573
00:32:44,370 --> 00:32:49,470
drunk. And then we're like,
okay. Everybody How you doing? I

574
00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:57,840
was not cheating Maria. was
untrue. You were a little tipsy.

575
00:32:58,230 --> 00:33:01,320
Well, by the time we left,
because I had a I had a glass of

576
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,470
wine at that. How to be able to
close mine at dinner. Yes, we

577
00:33:04,470 --> 00:33:07,770
did. And then we had a glass of
wine of martinis. I did. And

578
00:33:07,770 --> 00:33:11,550
then I was drinking champagne.
And I just Yeah,

579
00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:14,310
and then you're like, let's go.

580
00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:20,160
We went outside. We were you
were trying to eat shrimp.

581
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:24,360
We might with your fate to know
that the shrimp was one thing.

582
00:33:24,390 --> 00:33:28,170
It was the oyster. That was
weird. I'm like clink clink

583
00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:31,290
clink. It was like the shells
clicking against these ivories.

584
00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:34,140
clink clink clink. Yeah, it was
different but

585
00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:37,140
it was different the party it
was it was really a lot of

586
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,800
people there they had show girls
a lot of people show girls and

587
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,650
only to sequence to sequence
Yes, yeah,

588
00:33:43,650 --> 00:33:46,260
but we did see Blake and Crystal
Carrington

589
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:53,190
for so had a sequence outfit on.
Yeah, it's I think for now,

590
00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:56,790
about there too. For some
reason. I have that in my notes.

591
00:33:56,790 --> 00:33:57,810
I don't remember that.

592
00:33:57,810 --> 00:34:02,730
It was I think I said hey, man,
good to see Abba here. We're

593
00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:04,980
just sitting on the couch or
sitting on the couch like two

594
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:09,660
assholes critiquing everybody. I
know. I think next time next

595
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:14,250
year, we'll go much much later
and then we'll be more prepared

596
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:17,160
and then we can stay because
it's the VIP party which is kind

597
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:17,280
of

598
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:20,190
gonna take friends though. We're
taking we're taking another

599
00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:21,240
couple with us okay,

600
00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:24,060
well we had Mark and Julianne
Yeah, yeah,

601
00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:26,730
they medicine fee no everybody
though because they've been in

602
00:34:26,730 --> 00:34:29,550
the town a lot you know,
obviously longer than we have

603
00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:32,190
and they know a lot of people so
they were they were out there

604
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:35,040
you know mingling and everything
and next year we're bringing

605
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:41,400
somebody with us because you
were hammered. You were like you

606
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,740
know what? I'm a lightweight I'm
sorry. Okay,

607
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:46,410
well then you just you can't I
mean, I'm amazed that you had

608
00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:49,620
two glasses for this show you
probably ruining the show. Oh.

609
00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,740
No more drink for you.

610
00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:56,220
Oh, well. You were complaining
when I wasn't drinking and now

611
00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,140
you're complaining now that you
became

612
00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:00,780
a lightweight you get me now we
used to die. On two bottles of

613
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:01,890
champagne and one night

614
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,410
and sadly this is the last time
I'm drinking until end of

615
00:35:04,410 --> 00:35:05,670
January. That's okay. You

616
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,760
know what I'm I'm actually so
proud of you so happy what

617
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,350
you're doing. You look amazing.
I can I don't I don't use that

618
00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:15,180
word lightly at all. No,

619
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,580
I know you don't. But no, I've
kept it up. I see you

620
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:20,970
naked. I'm like, wow. Uh huh. Oh
my goodness. This

621
00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:22,530
is looking at my husband.

622
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:27,270
My wife look at my wife. That's
what I think.

623
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,210
Anyway, this is the last time
I'm drinking until end of

624
00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:34,770
January. So that's what I heard
today. No, I mean on the show.

625
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,560
Oh, yes. Right because the next
show that's okay. Because

626
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,580
January

627
00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:41,430
it's dry January because it's 75
hard right

628
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,190
and what is it the same group
the same people who

629
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,820
a lot of us are doing this? I
don't know about Jake. Jake. Are

630
00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:49,950
you doing it with us this time
around? I don't know there's

631
00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:50,940
some new people to

632
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,210
new people. Now Jake would be
perfect for this because you

633
00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:58,260
also have to jump into a cold
shower. He could just jump in

634
00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:00,150
the ocean right off the so he's
in

635
00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:03,960
Hawaii, though. I mean, the
ocean is not back off the sub no

636
00:36:03,990 --> 00:36:06,750
off the sub is Nina sub. He.

637
00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:10,830
Not all the time though. They
surface I think I'm gonna just

638
00:36:10,830 --> 00:36:12,540
jump in our pool. Hope

639
00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:14,640
it's 53 degrees right now.

640
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:19,020
That's people do cold plunge at
3035 degrees. So I think I'm

641
00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:21,810
just gonna do Oh, it's perfect
for it. I'm not going to do for

642
00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:24,120
five minutes. There's no way
people normally

643
00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:27,600
left to watch you make sure you
don't get hypothermia. Yeah,

644
00:36:27,630 --> 00:36:31,140
no, I won't do it. So yes. So
that starts January. Well, I

645
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:33,600
will watch. Yes. Yeah, I'll be
watching. Yeah,

646
00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:36,900
I'm ready. I mean, I've been
working out six days a week

647
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:39,780
still so that's not going to be
the hard part and we still eat

648
00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:43,230
pretty clean. So yeah, very
clear. Then I then I won't be

649
00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:44,940
drunk all the time on the show

650
00:36:51,150 --> 00:36:53,370
have to drink double duty once
again.

651
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:56,640
But you came home with what six
bottles of champagne today? So

652
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:01,110
we got for dinner refers a

653
00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:04,530
couple of those like small fools
who's like one shot you can

654
00:37:04,530 --> 00:37:05,760
drink it like a beer if you want

655
00:37:06,330 --> 00:37:10,200
me to like let's open up one
now. I'm like, what? Sleeping in

656
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:10,710
an hour.

657
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,830
I forgot this. I mean you. I
mean, I haven't changed when I

658
00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:18,120
met you. I know I've gotten
better. But otherwise I'm the

659
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,860
same guy. You know I used to be
I used to be drink champagne all

660
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:26,010
day with you. I'm still the same
guy. If you say if you wake up

661
00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:28,560
in the mornings and how should
we have cake and champagne? I

662
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,240
began let me go crack the
bottle. We

663
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,300
used to do that all the time.
And then and then I gained 20

664
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,290
pounds.

665
00:37:34,590 --> 00:37:35,610
It was more like 30

666
00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:44,910
Man I've no I've no idea how
much you weigh. I'm not allowed

667
00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:47,610
to No, no, I've never picked you
up in my life. I'm not allowed

668
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:50,430
to pick my I'm not allowed to
pick my wife up because oh, I

669
00:37:50,430 --> 00:37:54,630
might figure out that she's 131
pounds. I might figure that out.

670
00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:59,730
Oh my goodness. And even worse,
like I don't think you can heal

671
00:37:59,730 --> 00:38:00,720
it you can handle me.

672
00:38:03,270 --> 00:38:06,330
I remember what I think we
mentioned this on the one of the

673
00:38:06,330 --> 00:38:10,140
shows long time ago when we were
buying this house and you go

674
00:38:10,170 --> 00:38:12,330
hey, can I go? No.

675
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,210
Can't carry me over the
threshold. No, no, not gonna

676
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:15,480
happen.

677
00:38:15,570 --> 00:38:18,480
The thing that I have I don't
like people picking me. You

678
00:38:18,509 --> 00:38:23,489
know, just speak just to close
the wine topic. Okay. I forget

679
00:38:23,489 --> 00:38:27,839
where I was. But you went out a
weight. Pastor Jimmy came by?

680
00:38:29,159 --> 00:38:30,509
Because we're talking about his
podcast.

681
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:32,160
Without running

682
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,730
around. I wasn't when When did
you go out shopping with him?

683
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,170
And we went

684
00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:41,940
to Andrea's house. Yeah. And she
had a friend who was who had

685
00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:43,140
brought a lot of clothing.

686
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,510
Is Andreea in finance.

687
00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:51,090
Andreea is no she's in cars,
cosmetics.

688
00:38:51,150 --> 00:38:51,930
Cosmetology

689
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:57,720
skincare. Yes. Yeah. Um, no,
Annette and I went to her house

690
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:02,040
and she had a friend who had who
was a who's a rep for free

691
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,380
people know for Urban
Outfitters.

692
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,660
They Oh no, they earn free
people. Oh,

693
00:39:07,050 --> 00:39:11,130
yes, they do. And so she brought
all her sample sample sizes

694
00:39:11,130 --> 00:39:13,920
different clothing and so
Annette and I went and it was a

695
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:19,950
lot of fun. Of course you came
home I was talking really loud

696
00:39:19,950 --> 00:39:20,160
was

697
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,760
like, Oh my God, you make

698
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,410
me sound like a lush.

699
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,870
No, you're lightweight. That's
that's the beauty part is

700
00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:36,030
because you're so late to
glasses. Like Hi, it was really

701
00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:42,360
good No, I did not say that. I
was thinking to myself. Oh,

702
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:47,730
she's talking very loud. But you
were happy it was like okay, and

703
00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:52,410
then and then didn't you said
yeah. I said oh, wait, did you

704
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,580
have two glasses of wine? The oh
okay now, but let me show you

705
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:57,360
didn't drive.

706
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,750
Oh, so Annette and I drove out
to this. I don't don't even know

707
00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:05,550
if it's in Fredericksburg. But
it's it's north of us. And so we

708
00:40:05,550 --> 00:40:08,430
get into the subdivision. It's a
new subdivision and lots are

709
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:12,570
like new houses. And Andreea
lives. I think they have 13

710
00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:13,500
acres. So it's

711
00:40:14,190 --> 00:40:17,700
super modern. And that's a
subdivision, a 13 acre plot.

712
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,810
It's Yes.

713
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,380
So what is this subdue? What is
this whole division then? That

714
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:23,130
must be huge

715
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,920
called Admiral something? I
don't know. But anyway, Nimitz.

716
00:40:25,950 --> 00:40:30,120
So. No, no, it's not. That's not
it. But I know what you're

717
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,780
talking about. Anyway. So we get
into this neighborhood. And

718
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:36,390
we're driving through it. And
we're following Obviously,

719
00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:38,850
Google to get your house, we get
to this call the SEC, and it

720
00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:42,810
says, we're here. And I'm like,
well, we're not here. We don't

721
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:45,240
see the house. And I said, Well,
maybe we need to go up this

722
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:50,760
hill. And so in that drove, I
mean, we drove up a hill, like

723
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,970
four wheeling up a hill, and
they were building houses up

724
00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:56,640
there. Yeah. So we're, we're
looking around we're like this,

725
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,520
isn't it? This isn't it. So we
ended up calling Andreea. And

726
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,340
she told us that she was at the
bottom of the hill all the way

727
00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:07,050
down. Like we were far away from
her so and that was she was

728
00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:11,940
afraid to drive down so I drove
her down a hill. Yeah, cuz she

729
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:15,210
was afraid to drive down so I'm
good driver. Yeah, I am a good

730
00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:19,080
driver ever had. I've never had
a speeding ticket ever. Now.

731
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,440
I've only been pulled over once
that I think that was in. Let me

732
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,640
You know, I've been pulling over

733
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,580
here right from the school you
talking about? Yesterday flashed

734
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:32,640
your boobs. I'm sorry. ossifer.
I didn't know. Realize it was

735
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:38,250
offered. I've been actually been
pulled over and have a podcast.

736
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,230
Here. I'll give you my card.

737
00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:43,080
With A Cop gave you his card.
No,

738
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,040
I was gonna give him my card.

739
00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:48,600
Oh, you don't have a card. You
have a card. What did you have

740
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,290
cards made?

741
00:41:50,070 --> 00:41:53,040
I've only been pulled over three
times. So when I was really

742
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:58,260
young, and I was driving my RX
seven, remember RX seven. It was

743
00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:01,950
stick shift. So I think I was
speed. I was 20 years old. And

744
00:42:01,950 --> 00:42:04,470
so he pulled me over. And um, I
had a little pencil skirt on. So

745
00:42:04,470 --> 00:42:08,310
it was like shimming it down.
And I didn't get a ticket. Of

746
00:42:08,310 --> 00:42:13,080
course not. The second time I
was in Austin. I had met some

747
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:18,120
friends for some cocktails. And
I was waiting for my friends to

748
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,850
come. So I had turned off my
lights. And usually my lights

749
00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:26,010
are on auto pulled out. And sure
enough, and I had had two beers.

750
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:30,720
And the cops that pulled me
over. And my friend Dale was

751
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,880
watching from a distance he's
like, Oh my gosh, that they

752
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,620
would have pulled you out of the
car and come out of the car,

753
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:38,220
man. So anyway, so the guy's
like, so yeah, your lights are

754
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:42,270
off and where are you going and
where were you? And I said, What

755
00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:45,180
were you wearing? I don't
remember. But anyway, it ended

756
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,520
with Hey, can I have your phone
number just in case we need to

757
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,540
get in touch with you.

758
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,640
Wow, cops, man they have no
shame. I love that. And I was

759
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,970
like Sure Here you go is the
same everywhere. I didn't hear

760
00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:59,730
Hi just want to make sure that
you're okay you your lights are

761
00:42:59,730 --> 00:43:02,070
on need never called it he

762
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:04,980
I didn't know. It's funny.
Anyway, how do we get to that?

763
00:43:05,010 --> 00:43:06,300
Oh, so anyway, you're good

764
00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:09,330
drivers and you're very good
driver. You of course like to

765
00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:12,990
side street side side side seat
back seat. You like to drive

766
00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:16,080
when someone else tells me how
to drive to know what I'm doing

767
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,530
wrong. Tell me this is bad. Slow
down is 50 here

768
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,570
the window turn here turn here.

769
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:28,500
That's literally you know, it's
like you really this lady is

770
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,360
going to end this plane is going
to end this lane is going to

771
00:43:33,630 --> 00:43:37,110
Adam, how many times have I said
to you, where are you going in

772
00:43:37,110 --> 00:43:37,500
your life?

773
00:43:37,530 --> 00:43:42,690
I don't know. But this is part
of the joy of life with you.

774
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:46,170
I'm torn. Should I keep my mouth
shut?

775
00:43:46,589 --> 00:43:49,649
No, you gotta say something
because I'm going the wrong way.

776
00:43:49,649 --> 00:43:50,189
Definitely.

777
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,790
Anyway, going back to driving
down the hill. We finally get to

778
00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:54,690
Andrea's house.

779
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,320
And we had it wasn't scary. What
kind of incline was that? I'd

780
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,100
have to take you in

781
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:03,390
it. It's pretty it was. It was
yeah, pretty windy. It was

782
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:06,780
amazed. I was amazed that they
were building houses up there

783
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:09,660
yeah with a problem. Could you
imagine the ice coming down that

784
00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:10,800
hill I know way

785
00:44:11,129 --> 00:44:14,459
where I live first place in
Austin panorama drive. There

786
00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:16,919
were some times I could not get
down because exactly that

787
00:44:16,919 --> 00:44:19,709
because of the same thing.

788
00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:22,830
But anyway, so we ended up going
to Andrea.

789
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,930
She did not actually live in
Hogwarts.

790
00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:30,210
And then you know we just
started drinking and having a

791
00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:32,850
good time and we plan to
Purbrick progressive dinner that

792
00:44:32,850 --> 00:44:34,050
we're having on January 6.

793
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,500
Oh yeah. So are we are we doing
Zach's Zach

794
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,400
off to Andrea that the
information I texted her so

795
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,280
she's gonna get a quote. But
yes, we're gonna we're gonna

796
00:44:44,310 --> 00:44:48,450
there's five couples and 10
people. 10 people and four of us

797
00:44:48,450 --> 00:44:48,810
are

798
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,810
why does he call the progressive
dinners a political thing that

799
00:44:51,810 --> 00:44:53,400
I'm unaware of? No, because

800
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,640
you progress through the meal.
So you start with appetizer,

801
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:58,830
then you go to salad then you go
to entrees and

802
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,400
everybody's house Is everybody
else's house? Yes. I love this

803
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,480
idea. Yeah. So

804
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,180
then you get to meet everybody
to I mean, you've met, you've

805
00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:08,640
met Debbie. And obviously, you
know, Annette and Pastor Jimmy

806
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,720
and but you haven't met Jeannie
and her husband, Andrea and

807
00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:16,320
Debbie and her husband. You
haven't met her husband Todd.

808
00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:19,350
Nope. So anyway, so yeah, we
have that plan. So that should

809
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,990
be good. So yeah, a little bit
of wine. Got a progressive

810
00:45:21,990 --> 00:45:24,480
dinner plans, I guess. How about
that? Yeah.

811
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,809
Okay. Couple things. Church
related. Yeah, we did the

812
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:31,229
church, the church walk, yes.
Which was an incredible

813
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:37,709
experience. It was lovely with
the idea is for churches. And it

814
00:45:37,709 --> 00:45:42,839
was congregations from all kinds
of not all the churches. Anybody

815
00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:46,289
could of course, join, I guess,
because we didn't go to bridge

816
00:45:46,289 --> 00:45:47,249
church for any

817
00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:50,969
with three Lutheran churches and
a Catholic church. And these are

818
00:45:50,969 --> 00:45:51,659
beautiful

819
00:45:51,660 --> 00:45:56,040
churches and really, really
pretty in the St. Mary's, which

820
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,660
we drive by all the time. Never
been in there. That's old school

821
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,010
classic, really good.

822
00:46:02,339 --> 00:46:05,399
Sitting in there. We're sitting
in the first pew that so

823
00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:08,939
different pastors spoke at the
different churches. And Pastor

824
00:46:08,939 --> 00:46:11,879
Jimmy spoke at the last one at
St. Mary's. And so we're sitting

825
00:46:11,879 --> 00:46:15,749
there and I turn over and I look
at the cross, am i Oh, my

826
00:46:15,749 --> 00:46:18,899
goodness, I because a bridge
church doesn't have that. So

827
00:46:18,899 --> 00:46:21,629
that was a little. There was a
little jarring for me. It wasn't

828
00:46:21,629 --> 00:46:25,529
expecting that. But it was it
was absolutely lovely because

829
00:46:25,529 --> 00:46:28,559
we've talked about the angels
and the shepherds. And it

830
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,890
was it was the second church we
were at. They had Bethany hijk

831
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,490
as choir. They had been
practicing

832
00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:38,760
math. We went to Zion, Zion
Lutheran Bethany and then we

833
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,930
went to Holy Ghost.

834
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,880
So they did all the

835
00:46:41,910 --> 00:46:44,880
different stages of Christmas.
Well, they talked about the

836
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,350
angels Miss shepherd to stage
two, the Wiseman's age three,

837
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:51,270
and then pastor Jimmy sermon.

838
00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:56,700
And I'm biased, but I think
pastor Jimmy was just the best.

839
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:59,520
Yeah, I did. I think whenever
someone can bring in

840
00:46:59,970 --> 00:47:02,910
motorcycles, classic cars.

841
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:06,450
Well, he didn't talk about he
talked about going to land

842
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,020
rights,

843
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:11,760
but he but he brought in a
classic 69 Chevelle. Oh, yes. I

844
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,580
mean, with the end with the, you
know, he can describe the light.

845
00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:18,120
It's, this is a guys guys kind
of,

846
00:47:18,330 --> 00:47:22,980
well, Mr. Pastor Jimmy is an
amazing storyteller. I don't

847
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:26,280
know how I feel about
storytelling. It's all about the

848
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,750
picture with your words, and he
is very good at doing that. So

849
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:34,590
it was a lovely evening,
however. However, the second

850
00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:37,530
church, the wild, wild west
song.

851
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,910
It was Once Upon a Time in the
West.

852
00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:45,720
Okay, so turn off their phone.
Yes,

853
00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:49,470
I heard a couple I also heard
some like bird Raven thing going

854
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,750
that was another ringtone. I
heard a couple of ringtone

855
00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:58,650
what was it from the western
movie? I guess you gotta learn

856
00:47:58,650 --> 00:48:03,000
how to whistle. I do. But it
didn't happen once it happened

857
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:03,510
twice.

858
00:48:04,650 --> 00:48:07,410
Are you I know I know, is the
worst

859
00:48:07,410 --> 00:48:10,890
writing. Yeah, but it was
lovely. And then we ran into

860
00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:11,880
your periodontist,

861
00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:16,110
which was funny because what was
the Glen who assisted with with

862
00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:19,650
the surgery? And and you said
look at Glenn, and I'm looking

863
00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:21,540
at him like, I know you but

864
00:48:21,810 --> 00:48:24,840
well, he turned because he goes
Tina, Tina, and I turned around

865
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,030
and his wife's name is Tina. So

866
00:48:27,090 --> 00:48:29,790
and I couldn't I couldn't place
him. It took me a second. I'm

867
00:48:29,790 --> 00:48:32,550
like, Oh, of course. I've only
seen you with a with a surgical

868
00:48:32,550 --> 00:48:36,360
mask on. Of course. I can see
the eyes. I know your eyes. I

869
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,500
know that he's gotten very
young, very nice face to compare

870
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:43,530
to what I thought he would look
like with a surgical mask. Yeah,

871
00:48:43,530 --> 00:48:46,680
because his wife is from this
teenagers from Fredericksburg.

872
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,220
Yeah, yeah, live, lovely people.
Absolutely lovely. But it was

873
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:54,300
wonderful. It was really cool.
It's really, I really enjoyed.

874
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:58,410
It'd be an annual tradition for
us. I do want to say to now that

875
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,880
that we belong to a church when
I went on Sunday, and they're

876
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:08,520
playing the different Christmas
songs, and it's a variation, you

877
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,820
know, from a traditional
Christmas song. It has such a

878
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:15,780
different meaning for me now. I
mean, the whole experience of

879
00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:20,670
Jesus birth is in listening to
these lyrics. I have a

880
00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:23,760
completely different experience
about the whole thing, like for

881
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,820
so many years, I just kind of it
was kind of rote, you know, just

882
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:32,760
singing the songs and now it's,
it's just, it's so different. I

883
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,140
don't know how to explain it.

884
00:49:34,799 --> 00:49:37,259
I didn't even know about a
manual man. I didn't know any of

885
00:49:37,259 --> 00:49:41,009
this stuff. I'm learning Yahweh
words. Yeah, yeah. Well, I've

886
00:49:41,009 --> 00:49:44,039
heard of Yahweh because of the
just I've been around.

887
00:49:46,590 --> 00:49:50,220
But I'm just I'm experiencing
Christmas from a very, very

888
00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:55,020
different perspective. I agree.
It's so lovely. And I love love,

889
00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:57,810
love that we're going to be able
to go to church service on on

890
00:49:57,810 --> 00:50:01,410
Saturday on Christmas Eve
together. Yes. I love that I

891
00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:02,910
love that mean so much to me.

892
00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:09,030
So I'm gonna produce certainly
set up and produce but you know,

893
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:11,400
I think you'll be able to be
just fine. I'm getting him

894
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:15,420
started pastor Jimmy's podcast
Yes, yes. Not gonna not go he

895
00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:17,940
can he can announce it and do
all that but I'm very excited.

896
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,420
And I just want to tell my
personal story is, you know,

897
00:50:21,450 --> 00:50:25,170
when we decide to do this show
or pretty much whenever there's

898
00:50:25,170 --> 00:50:28,560
something that's important I
have I have a couple of people I

899
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:33,000
need to call and the first one
is the Jeff Smith. Oh, yes. And

900
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:37,020
Jeff, who did our opening music
for curry in the keeper. I mean,

901
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:41,940
literally, we we said, you know,
it our personalities and Tina

902
00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:44,820
would like it to be like Incubus
and you know, and boom, there is

903
00:50:44,820 --> 00:50:50,640
that that's exactly what nailed
it. And so, you know, I gave a

904
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,510
call to a called, I sent Jeff a
message, say, Hey, man, here's

905
00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:57,930
what's going on. And he said,
Oh, wow, that's really cool. He

906
00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:02,280
says, you know, what's the vibe
and pay? I'd love to catch up.

907
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,950
And so instead of saying,
here's, here's the direction for

908
00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:08,220
the, for the music, I called
him. So let me call him back

909
00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:11,220
because we haven't spoken in a
while. And I've known Jeff for

910
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:19,110
PA maybe 1617. Wow, great. Daily
source code. Oh, my God. Yeah.

911
00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:19,290
He

912
00:51:19,290 --> 00:51:20,010
didn't know that.

913
00:51:20,190 --> 00:51:24,930
Oh, yeah. He goes on, Jeff goes
way back. And so we've always

914
00:51:24,930 --> 00:51:28,080
been in touch and, and he's
always he's always in the

915
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:31,350
devalue block split. So he gets,
you know, whatever. Satoshis

916
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:35,100
that come from anything that we
do on our show, and a couple

917
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:38,400
other shows, he gets a piece of
that, which is what I say, Hey,

918
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,890
man, you know, you'll, you'll,
you'll be a part of the future.

919
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,830
That means pretty much very low
money, but one day, it'll it'll

920
00:51:43,830 --> 00:51:46,920
work out it'd be great. And then
he's all in. But then he says,

921
00:51:48,570 --> 00:51:51,990
and I'm on the phone. Yeah, I
call him on the phone. And, and

922
00:51:51,990 --> 00:51:54,420
he says, Hey, man, you know,
I've been in a whole bunch of

923
00:51:54,420 --> 00:51:57,690
worship, worship teams. I think
what he says, Yeah, worship,

924
00:51:57,690 --> 00:52:03,540
he's a worship team. You mean
the Christian for bands? And his

925
00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:07,170
wife is writing a book and all
this, like, Oh, this is so cool.

926
00:52:07,170 --> 00:52:10,470
And we were talking exchanging
stories. And he wants to know

927
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:16,080
about my story, which we
actually, we, I don't know, you

928
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,210
told me this. I don't know if
you'd gone back and looked. But

929
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:23,100
this started to happen. seven
episodes seven, which of course,

930
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:23,460
is the

931
00:52:23,490 --> 00:52:25,560
significant numbers, striper
number,

932
00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:30,000
which was I'm fine with the
title of the episode.

933
00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:33,030
And I've always said that was my
favorite episode. And I had

934
00:52:33,030 --> 00:52:36,600
COVID on that show, because I
just write because I was on my

935
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,020
walk. Was it last week, and I
said, I want it I'm like, I'm

936
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:43,500
gonna re listen to that show.
Because I thought parts of it

937
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:46,830
were so funny. And that was the
show Kelly finish it. That was

938
00:52:47,730 --> 00:52:50,760
that was the show that we
started talking about the Naomi

939
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,690
Wolf article and the start of
our journey, and the show the

940
00:52:54,690 --> 00:52:56,910
fact that it was number seven,
just

941
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,130
really, it was amazing.

942
00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:02,460
Yes, amazing. Totally. Anyway,
so go ahead and finish her. Oh,

943
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:02,640
no.

944
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,420
So no, I gave him the briefing.
You know, it's just it's been

945
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:09,570
great. It's everywhere I turn
everywhere I look it's like why

946
00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:15,450
the urine you're in the club to
really know that. You had no

947
00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:19,050
idea No, but it's but I like it
because people are not putting

948
00:53:19,050 --> 00:53:22,290
stuff in my face. No one saying
Oh, you have to be like this.

949
00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:22,620
You have to

950
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:27,630
do this. With surround you are
surrounded and surrounded. Oh my

951
00:53:27,630 --> 00:53:31,500
god, I love when you told me
that. I was just blown away.

952
00:53:31,529 --> 00:53:35,699
I got this really nice email. I
just want to I sent it on to

953
00:53:35,699 --> 00:53:41,309
pastor Jimmy. Hold on a second.
Where was this?

954
00:53:46,530 --> 00:53:47,790
Because I just sent it today.

955
00:53:49,650 --> 00:53:50,790
You should be a little prepared.

956
00:53:50,910 --> 00:53:54,120
I am I am prepared. It's just my
search is a little shot. Here we

957
00:53:54,120 --> 00:54:00,960
go. So this is from Gerard just
one of the no agenda producers.

958
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,810
And he says Adam glad you
feeling better. I listened to

959
00:54:03,810 --> 00:54:07,200
some keeper pods. So I'm already
like, I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm

960
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,950
not gonna keep her pods. These
pods show title keeper pod. It

961
00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:13,830
almost sounds like a sanitary
napkin. Keep

962
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:24,930
keep whatever dude, Adam glad
you're feeling better listen to

963
00:54:24,930 --> 00:54:27,510
some keeper pods. And as a
follower of Jesus who quit

964
00:54:27,510 --> 00:54:30,450
church years ago, I checked out
the bridge church and I've been

965
00:54:30,450 --> 00:54:33,810
watching online and it's helping
me get my face back. Merry

966
00:54:33,810 --> 00:54:35,940
Christmas from Jerry in
Catskill, New York.

967
00:54:36,030 --> 00:54:41,370
Oh my gosh, a lot of people fall
I know. Brian watches the

968
00:54:41,370 --> 00:54:45,330
service too. Sometimes not all
the time, but he does. Oh, I

969
00:54:45,330 --> 00:54:46,260
love that. Yeah.

970
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:50,940
And I and we just donated two
microphones for we did for the

971
00:54:50,940 --> 00:54:54,600
audience so we can hear everyone
say Amen. Yes, that was one of

972
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,230
your big thing.

973
00:54:55,650 --> 00:54:56,640
I can't hear can't hear

974
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,680
anyone. No one's laughing at
your jokes either. They're

975
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,800
really falling flat in there.
room because I like them or I'm

976
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,220
just not hearing them so we need
some mics in there yeah, Mike's

977
00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:09,300
mics are getting hot right? I
just thought that was so lovely

978
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:12,600
baby I love this so much of this
is taking place now

979
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,140
and I my friendship with a net
is just blossoming. My sister

980
00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:19,500
sent me a text message she goes
I see I'm being replaced by a

981
00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:19,860
net

982
00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:25,410
little bit while she step up her
game and that's got booze, you

983
00:55:25,410 --> 00:55:29,190
got clothes, you got all kinds
of cool stuff going,

984
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:32,910
Oh, no, they were closed at
discount prices. They're not

985
00:55:32,910 --> 00:55:34,800
cheap clothes. Very different
dish. I'm

986
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:42,390
sorry. I want to thank Tim, who
he emailed and he sent us a

987
00:55:42,390 --> 00:55:47,910
whole bunch of stuff in the PIO
box. Gospel music with the solos

988
00:55:47,940 --> 00:55:51,570
you sent letters 18 letters that
you saw yesterday. Yes, I want

989
00:55:51,570 --> 00:55:53,640
to thank him very much. We have
a Pio box. Now in

990
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:58,230
Fredericksburg. If you'd like to
take note, we just peel box 1849

991
00:55:58,260 --> 00:56:01,650
Easy to remember that's the
California gold rush. 1849

992
00:56:01,830 --> 00:56:05,490
Fredericksburg, Texas 78624.
It's the only zip code here. We

993
00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:08,190
don't have any other zip codes
in Fredericksburg. Do we donate

994
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:12,240
6418 49 Send us whatever you
want. Yeah, we really liked

995
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:16,530
that. Yeah. Ryan Hoskins are we
going into I'm just reading

996
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,960
emails. These are not these are
not booster grams. Yet. Just a

997
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,970
couple of things I had on my
list. Adam, I've been listening

998
00:56:20,970 --> 00:56:23,370
to creating the keeper. I've
heard you start to become

999
00:56:23,370 --> 00:56:25,770
friends with the pastor at your
church and you watch his sermons

1000
00:56:25,770 --> 00:56:28,410
online. One thing I've been
trying to figure out is how to

1001
00:56:28,410 --> 00:56:31,800
help churches use all of the
video they put online every

1002
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,670
week. I'd love to know why the
leaky bucket analogy isn't up on

1003
00:56:35,670 --> 00:56:37,710
YouTube shorts right now.

1004
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,430
Well, good idea for his podcast.
Absolutely.

1005
00:56:42,210 --> 00:56:45,090
But YouTube shorts. Yeah. Have
you seen this now? Oh, this is

1006
00:56:45,090 --> 00:56:48,600
they're they're trying to do
tick tock on YouTube shorts. So

1007
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,600
what I think what he's saying is
how come this this? How come no

1008
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,960
one's producing any of that. And
I agree. I agree that you could

1009
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,550
do so much with the YouTube

1010
00:56:57,240 --> 00:57:00,090
like you don't like I have

1011
00:57:00,090 --> 00:57:04,290
to watch the service on
YouTubes. Oh, that's broke on

1012
00:57:04,290 --> 00:57:08,850
Sunday, which kind of sucks.
Yeah. And a big thanks to Amy

1013
00:57:08,850 --> 00:57:15,360
and dad Dame damy. Actually, she
sent us the Veritate wine box.

1014
00:57:15,810 --> 00:57:18,210
Husband Yeah, talk about it.
Yeah, goodbye to baby we

1015
00:57:18,210 --> 00:57:23,550
got we got a beautiful set of
three bottles of wine,

1016
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,660
embarrassing wine,

1017
00:57:25,290 --> 00:57:28,320
would in a wood box with a
sliding top and

1018
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:35,190
promptly put it away. So Adam
doesn't thank you. And so she

1019
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:38,790
sent us this beautiful card. And
what I noticed on the card, of

1020
00:57:38,790 --> 00:57:44,880
course, is Bryce and Zion, Bryce
Canyon and Zion in Utah, which

1021
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,780
is where I'm going in October
with eight other friends. For

1022
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:52,980
our highlights. Yes, yes. So I
loved that. So I'd love to chat

1023
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,300
with you about that Amy and

1024
00:57:54,450 --> 00:57:57,090
we're going to be drinking some
of that wine. Next week. We're

1025
00:57:57,090 --> 00:58:02,490
drinking some good wine it would
be good in a decade now.

1026
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,890
The box is so beautiful but I
want to read what she said. She

1027
00:58:04,890 --> 00:58:08,580
said the Happy Holidays Adam and
Tina please enjoy this Verity

1028
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:12,360
wine. I've chosen vintages that
are drinking well now but will

1029
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,960
continue to age beautifully for
another decade. Adam thank you

1030
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,890
for the best gift, the gift of
sanity. My husband and I bond

1031
00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:22,500
over the best podcast in the
universe. She's talking about no

1032
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:29,730
agenda. Cheers, Amy. Also known
as Damon named Chris also known

1033
00:58:29,730 --> 00:58:34,110
as Baronet of the Sonoma crush.
And the coolest thing I read

1034
00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:37,980
their their card and they're
having a baby girl in May.

1035
00:58:38,009 --> 00:58:45,749
Oh, baby girl are gonna name her
Adam. I love it. Yeah, yeah. Oh,

1036
00:58:45,749 --> 00:58:45,989
baby

1037
00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:48,990
girl should be named Adam. Oh,
isn't that it's so thank you so

1038
00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:49,980
much. That makes

1039
00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:51,540
it the first. Yes.

1040
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:54,210
It must be yes. Because there's
no pictures of any kids on

1041
00:58:54,210 --> 00:58:55,950
the card. Let me see the card.
Let me see.

1042
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:58,650
Oh my gosh, that was such a
lovely gift. We just got it

1043
00:58:58,650 --> 00:58:59,370
yesterday.

1044
00:58:59,549 --> 00:59:01,799
Is she pregnant here? I don't
think so.

1045
00:59:01,890 --> 00:59:03,900
No, she's doing may so she's

1046
00:59:04,230 --> 00:59:07,080
early. It's just getting
started. Just yeah. Oh, you know

1047
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,120
what? I bet she is going to be a
cute kid.

1048
00:59:09,270 --> 00:59:13,200
I want to talk about another
gift that I got too. So we get

1049
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,930
this this gift in the mail.
Thank you, honey, what was this?

1050
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:21,600
It says I know it's not wine,
but it will help get every last

1051
00:59:21,630 --> 00:59:25,290
drop out of those tubes. I love
this thing and you are the only

1052
00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:28,410
person in my life who can fully
appreciate this also made in the

1053
00:59:28,410 --> 00:59:33,390
USA from Jenny Vinson and what
it is it's a two Bringer

1054
00:59:33,450 --> 00:59:34,500
see you Oh yeah.

1055
00:59:36,090 --> 00:59:39,390
Cuz you know I'm indeed Adam
calls me Indiana all the time.

1056
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:43,350
It's kind of looks like a like a
small wrap. It looks like a bear

1057
00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:47,220
trap really. But you But you you
clench a your tube in there,

1058
00:59:47,220 --> 00:59:53,340
whatever it is, and you roll the
tubes of this moisturizing

1059
00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:58,440
face. And because that's me, I
turn things over and I drive to

1060
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,170
Adam crazy. I know it does, but
he does that deals with me so

1061
01:00:01,170 --> 01:00:07,230
this is an an I appreciate this
even more the tube ringer. It's

1062
01:00:07,230 --> 01:00:12,510
so typical American Gill
mechanical company Eugene,

1063
01:00:12,510 --> 01:00:16,770
Oregon, USA. God bless you guys.
This is this is this is true

1064
01:00:16,770 --> 01:00:17,280
American.

1065
01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:21,240
Anything that Jenny for sure.
Love this.

1066
01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:26,130
Love this thing. Are you a gene
I take that yeah, that's that

1067
01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:28,500
you can fill that out. This is a
survey, right? You can run to

1068
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:36,750
them. You'll do that. This is I
tube ringer.com There you go.

1069
01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,330
This is the kind of stuff it's
like my wallet. You know, I love

1070
01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:42,240
that this is American ingenuity
to me. Isn't that lovely? We

1071
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,190
created the toothpaste too,
because you know that's an

1072
01:00:44,190 --> 01:00:47,280
American invention. And then we
created the ringer to get a

1073
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,520
laugh out of it. That's a great
gift

1074
01:00:50,670 --> 01:00:53,220
that speaking my love language
you take a picture of that and

1075
01:00:53,220 --> 01:00:56,400
put that on. Yes. I love that.
That was very kind so do you

1076
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,980
want to go into cork? soakers
Yeah, we

1077
01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:02,160
can do hello everybody. Now

1078
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,970
it's time to heat from the cold
some good

1079
01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:06,840
a lot. So

1080
01:01:09,270 --> 01:01:12,840
we got to hear from those dogs
is now.

1081
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:14,730
That's right. We are ready.

1082
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:23,550
Now it's time to heat from the
cold. So good mac hork soakers

1083
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,860
everybody this is so appreciate

1084
01:01:25,890 --> 01:01:28,800
everybody and Merry Christmas to
all the quirks soakers out there

1085
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:29,400
indeed.

1086
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,540
And if you really want to soak
your coke you want cork Coke,

1087
01:01:33,570 --> 01:01:37,440
soak your coke, cork, soak your
cork haven't Is there any more

1088
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:42,600
of that? Well, no. No wonder
then you will appreciate this as

1089
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:47,100
a podcasting 2.0 project, which
means we're really not available

1090
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:49,530
anywhere except on podcasting.
2.0 apps,

1091
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:55,260
I want to say that I ordered
Ellen and her her boyfriend's

1092
01:01:55,290 --> 01:01:58,170
beef using my bitcoin wallet.
And I did it

1093
01:01:58,170 --> 01:02:00,720
all by myself. You use breeze
right?

1094
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,480
I use the breeze Yes, you
promptly put money in my wallet.

1095
01:02:03,510 --> 01:02:06,090
And I I went ahead and paid for
it with Bitcoin I'm

1096
01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:08,640
so proud of you is that your
first is that your first real

1097
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:12,060
purchase your first real
purchase. So get the fountain

1098
01:02:12,060 --> 01:02:14,550
fountain app is really easy if
you just want to get started,

1099
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:20,400
excuse me. And they have all
kinds of how tos. And if you

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01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,860
want to know more about value
for value, you can always go to

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the website that I've built
called value for number four

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value dot info, and learn more.
But it's really the future of

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01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,490
advertising is not working for
podcasts mainly because of the

1104
01:02:35,490 --> 01:02:38,940
content of course, our case,
what advertiser would want to

1105
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:42,210
advertise with us. We want to be
free to say whatever we want to

1106
01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:48,210
say. And really it comes down to
what you feel the show was worth

1107
01:02:48,210 --> 01:02:51,300
and you can hand that back to us
in any way time. Talent treasure

1108
01:02:51,450 --> 01:02:55,140
wine is also appreciated. If you
can't send the wine then do just

1109
01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:59,040
like Brian did Sir Brian with an
eye who comes in once again.

1110
01:02:59,070 --> 01:03:03,990
50,000 Satoshis for us Wow. And
he's traveling to he says just

1111
01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:07,890
wanted to wish all of vineyard
nation because he's coming out

1112
01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:11,370
he's coming with copy now.
vineyard nation I like it. A

1113
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:14,580
very merry Christmas wanted to
send a nice toy for Phoebe but I

1114
01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:17,370
know she's picky about what she
chews on and Alison wasn't

1115
01:03:17,370 --> 01:03:22,980
available nice Brian That's not
gonna happen by the way. No,

1116
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:24,030
she's do we mentioned

1117
01:03:24,210 --> 01:03:26,460
we will talk about that after
this segment. Okay.

1118
01:03:27,690 --> 01:03:30,390
I am Mr. Robot. Oh, and

1119
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:34,980
I want to mention that absurd
observation and Mr. Robot

1120
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,980
designed the artwork for today's
show again, so

1121
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:41,100
not just time and talent but
also some treasure with a row

1122
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:45,780
threes. 33,333 glad you're
loving the artwork. We look

1123
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,700
forward to hearing the next
screen the keeper around

1124
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:50,040
Christmas while we have some
wine and Hill Country cork

1125
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:54,270
Stoker's United I am robot oops
hashtag cork soakers United

1126
01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:58,620
comic strip blogger 33,015
Satoshis. Dear courageous Adam

1127
01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:00,240
and vivacious Tina.

1128
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:03,870
He said he had posted on Twitter
Tina's on the booze again.

1129
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:09,690
Your efforts your effortlessly
effervescent souls are invited

1130
01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:14,880
to implore the CO cork soaker
crew to join Gregory William

1131
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:18,060
Forsythe Foreman's explore
exploratory efforts to remain

1132
01:04:18,060 --> 01:04:21,960
informed and prepared for the
technical licks. Techno Capo

1133
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:28,410
tech note. He spelled it wrong.
Tech not tech No. It's

1134
01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:31,320
apocalypse and techno
Technopolis but he spelled it

1135
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:34,800
wrong. It confused me be
entertained and informed with AI

1136
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,430
dot cooking a podcast about
artificial intelligence. Yo

1137
01:04:38,430 --> 01:04:41,670
comics, your blogger Thank you
CSB. Be with me longer than

1138
01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:49,050
anybody. I'm married to. Yes. We
got Jean Everett coming in with

1139
01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:53,040
33,003 Adams sounds great. He
says I wasn't too worried but it

1140
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,670
is the co host of four of my
favorite shows. So it would be a

1141
01:04:56,670 --> 01:04:58,110
bummer if the voice went

1142
01:04:58,140 --> 01:05:01,140
well and Adams teeth did fall
out But on the first no agenda

1143
01:05:01,140 --> 01:05:01,440
to

1144
01:05:01,470 --> 01:05:04,500
that was that was crazy right at
the right at the donation you

1145
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:10,440
hear your desk like like clunk
popped out. And it was so funny.

1146
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:13,680
I actually spit in Sarah's face
that I felt pretty bad because I

1147
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:17,370
took my my teeth out. She's the
assistant. And I'm like, Yeah,

1148
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:22,680
and I saw I'm so sorry. That's
why I have the mask on. She's

1149
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,550
Dory. Oh,

1150
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:24,630
she have classes on

1151
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:29,190
to bad about Yeah, of course.
Anyway, cheers to Tina and the

1152
01:05:29,190 --> 01:05:32,730
curry. I mean curry in the
keeper. Like even I'm being

1153
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:39,240
eliminated being an SU to be
Tina and the producer. The

1154
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:44,580
producer, whatever his name is,
sir dog. 20,000 SATs Adam glad

1155
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:47,700
to hear all went well. You sound
totally normal. Tina Zion is a

1156
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:54,150
magical place. You will love it.
SLC 12345 We'd love that number.

1157
01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:56,970
Welcome back. Wonderful to hear
your level of enthusiasm. Thank

1158
01:05:56,970 --> 01:06:04,650
you see dubs with 10101 Cheers.
Happy healing Adam says this is

1159
01:06:05,910 --> 01:06:10,410
Mo 5115 Not sure. 10,000 SATs
thanks for another great show

1160
01:06:10,410 --> 01:06:15,630
Tina Adam grape him in the mouth
with a wineglass and a face

1161
01:06:15,630 --> 01:06:20,790
emoji 10,000 from Baba careful
their grill master don't don't

1162
01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:24,150
can contaminate ties the burgers
with hair products

1163
01:06:24,779 --> 01:06:29,369
when I burned my hair to Kill
it, kill it and grill.

1164
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:32,730
Oh, oh yeah, right, right. Yeah.
Hey, Bubba

1165
01:06:33,810 --> 01:06:37,560
said I'd like to show your
producers okay too. Hey, citizen

1166
01:06:37,590 --> 01:06:44,490
was 6464 using pod verse acim 64
Let me not forget my function. I

1167
01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:47,700
don't know what that means. I
love you anyway. It was great to

1168
01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:52,110
hear back on the air. Great show
says User 3302 Hmm blah blah

1169
01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:56,550
blah. But you gotta change that
5000 SATs Sir Michael Tina. You

1170
01:06:56,550 --> 01:06:57,990
producer sounds better than
ever.

1171
01:07:00,060 --> 01:07:00,930
And he's pretty cute.

1172
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:07,020
Mr. Robot comes in with another
42nd class citizen with 3000

1173
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:11,010
SATs hate trooper and the keeper
Good to hear you guys again.

1174
01:07:11,010 --> 01:07:14,250
Adam. You sound exactly the same
before the toothwort Good to

1175
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:17,220
hear it went well here's 50
cents towards the no agenda

1176
01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:20,670
grill you know you have to get
one The idea is to brilliant to

1177
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:23,970
pass up give that wonderful
little Nazi nurse of yours a hug

1178
01:07:23,970 --> 01:07:29,100
because she earned it. This is
from Rita so I thank you Rita

1179
01:07:29,100 --> 01:07:33,510
actually talked about that today
with Doc Hollywood. You did did

1180
01:07:33,510 --> 01:07:40,140
you I said hey man what what
does it cost to print another

1181
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:43,500
one of these teeth? He said it's
just got a couple 100 bucks and

1182
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:48,090
really cheap. I said no. I need
to do a couple different

1183
01:07:48,090 --> 01:07:50,700
versions. And I said have you
listened to the show? He said

1184
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:53,220
no. I listened to it I didn't
listen to the whole thing

1185
01:07:53,220 --> 01:07:56,250
because my kid whatever. I says
fine. You might want to listen

1186
01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:58,080
to it because we talked about
you being very flattering

1187
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:02,130
manner. But we're talking about
a grill with like, you know,

1188
01:08:02,130 --> 01:08:06,570
like gold grill like a hip hop
grill and fangs and he's like

1189
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,790
oh, this is a great idea we can
do all of that we can

1190
01:08:08,790 --> 01:08:11,550
interchange him whatever he
could really got into it. And

1191
01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:15,330
Sarah sitting there like Sky's
insane what's going on here like

1192
01:08:15,330 --> 01:08:19,320
yeah, I want to have no agenda
top and oh and no agenda.

1193
01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:23,310
totally doable. Yeah, they can
print it right out. I mentioned

1194
01:08:23,310 --> 01:08:25,680
that earlier. I know but just
wanted to say it again. Okay.

1195
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:29,070
You were like on Canva I thought

1196
01:08:29,070 --> 01:08:34,140
there was something more to the
story because you went from Nazi

1197
01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:35,820
nursed Okay, anyway, go ahead.

1198
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:40,170
We all knew the Nazi Notre Dame
Chris Trent blame Trish says

1199
01:08:40,170 --> 01:08:45,840
Merry Christmas Happy New Year.
Miss VB Thank you Trish. Glad

1200
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:50,370
you made it through surgery. So
well says User 11 something 1000

1201
01:08:51,030 --> 01:08:55,080
took to youngstock 73 a boost
Sir Brian not that Brian a

1202
01:08:55,080 --> 01:09:01,200
different kisser Brian. Then we
got some PCP with multiple

1203
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,110
booths got some SATs on fountain
bitches. Merry Christmas.

1204
01:09:04,290 --> 01:09:08,670
Christina pearl. Oh, Christina.
So she's been earning SATs by

1205
01:09:08,670 --> 01:09:11,760
listening to other podcasts and
fountain and sending to us very

1206
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:20,400
very Christina. Travis Estrada
says boost your youth you froze

1207
01:09:20,430 --> 01:09:26,040
you frostiness. Can I set my
teenage boy to this train? What

1208
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,590
someone wants to know he can
send his teenage boy to this

1209
01:09:28,590 --> 01:09:33,450
train. The CB trainer. I
actually think the E collar is a

1210
01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:36,510
good idea. We're probably we're
probably a good we've had

1211
01:09:36,510 --> 01:09:40,770
teenagers. It's a good good
idea. Another user with a number

1212
01:09:40,770 --> 01:09:44,010
with a great show boost. Thank
you very much. And God bless you

1213
01:09:44,010 --> 01:09:46,560
Adam. I send you my blessings
and health for you since today

1214
01:09:46,830 --> 01:09:50,460
for a long time great program. I
salute you also to your

1215
01:09:50,610 --> 01:09:53,160
celebrity. God bless you both
okay, I'm not quite sure what

1216
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,950
you mean, but I know it's meant
well, and we appreciate it.

1217
01:09:55,950 --> 01:09:59,970
Those are our booster grams.
Please pick up one of those mod

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01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,170
and podcast apps new podcast
apps.com You can use fountain

1219
01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:09,510
you can use pod verse you can
use curio casts or you can use

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01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:15,240
this at least 11 different apps
fountain is real easy to

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01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,600
understand so you can use that
too right off the bat send us a

1222
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:21,210
booster gram let us know how it
goes. You can you don't even

1223
01:10:21,210 --> 01:10:23,730
have to buy Bitcoin you can earn
it by listening to other

1224
01:10:23,730 --> 01:10:25,710
podcasts and then to Natasha I
do

1225
01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:28,379
think you need to do a universal
decanting though because there's

1226
01:10:28,379 --> 01:10:29,609
a lot of new people I

1227
01:10:29,610 --> 01:10:36,270
agree here we go. You then D
canted and please people send in

1228
01:10:36,270 --> 01:10:39,150
your booster grammar has to be
decanted we're happy to do it

1229
01:10:39,150 --> 01:10:41,130
God can't things for you the
Volkers

1230
01:10:41,130 --> 01:10:43,050
and vineyard nation unite

1231
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,890
we do it. We do it on request.
Absolutely.

1232
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:49,470
So what do you have on your list
over there?

1233
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,540
I've been through my list I've
got I've done everything. I've

1234
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:54,120
got one thing you got one thing
it's how can that

1235
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,030
be? I know how long how long are
we going?

1236
01:10:57,060 --> 01:11:02,940
There must be well we got a
couple more minutes Allison's we

1237
01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:07,470
made a love connection. Not so
sure the connection we made yet

1238
01:11:07,470 --> 01:11:08,280
but we haven't.

1239
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:14,520
We finally made the connection
Tommy, the landscaper and Alison

1240
01:11:14,610 --> 01:11:18,480
the teacher who got bit by
Phoebe, we finally made the

1241
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,140
connection.

1242
01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:23,760
How did you do this? This just
came to us because this was off

1243
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,470
the table and then it came back
again.

1244
01:11:25,650 --> 01:11:29,340
Tommy was here he was here
watering the junipers that we

1245
01:11:29,340 --> 01:11:34,620
just planted telling me about
how you gave him the finger. On

1246
01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:37,500
your text message. He said he
wanted to be on the show and he

1247
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:40,320
said you gave him the finger
said he was your husband's mean

1248
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:45,150
to me. Okay, Adam and Tommy
banter

1249
01:11:45,150 --> 01:11:47,760
back and forth. We aren't
goodbyes. We're good buddies.

1250
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:51,810
So he was telling me about his
date that he had in San Antonio

1251
01:11:51,810 --> 01:11:55,860
and how he basically ignored her
and she ended up leaving. And

1252
01:11:55,860 --> 01:11:56,100
then

1253
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:00,030
I think she was built to be not
quite sure what was going

1254
01:12:00,030 --> 01:12:03,240
on now. But when he came to
plant the Juniper, he was

1255
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:06,330
talking about his date who ended
up he only saw him in the neck

1256
01:12:06,330 --> 01:12:09,360
up and then when finally better.
She was on the dating app. She

1257
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:13,050
was not quite not quite
represented the way that he

1258
01:12:13,050 --> 01:12:13,710
thought she was like

1259
01:12:13,710 --> 01:12:17,340
my first my first my first
Tinder date was 49.

1260
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:21,210
She keeps getting shorter every
time you tell the story. She

1261
01:12:21,210 --> 01:12:21,990
literally came

1262
01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:27,090
in I don't want those cards a
clown card. Fiat 500 with a

1263
01:12:27,090 --> 01:12:28,650
whole bunch of people I rolled
out,

1264
01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:32,970
keep the story keeps keeps
getting shorter shorts. Really,

1265
01:12:32,970 --> 01:12:33,780
really be like

1266
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:37,290
she was half my size. A little
person. Let's just put it this

1267
01:12:37,290 --> 01:12:41,940
way. She could have easily gone
to the Game of Thrones audition?

1268
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:48,120
No, she wasn't a little person
was too close. She was very,

1269
01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:50,070
very and not like tiny. Just

1270
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:54,570
yeah, people. Adam was on Tinder
for one for a brief moment.

1271
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:56,520
But enough about last month.

1272
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,140
So we've been together for 17
years.

1273
01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:02,100
Tommy's like,

1274
01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:04,440
hey, wait a minute. No, no, let
me back up.

1275
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,620
He called me back channels me on
this shit. You know that right?

1276
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:08,670
Yes. But I said

1277
01:13:08,670 --> 01:13:10,920
it. Michael, let me show you the
awesome. Let me show you. He's

1278
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:15,240
like, Oh, she's really cute.
She's really, really cute. And I

1279
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,570
said she is cute. She's got
cute. She's, you know in shape.

1280
01:13:18,570 --> 01:13:21,480
She's the same age, aren't they?
No, she's

1281
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:27,840
59. And he's 60. How old? Is he?
62. Yeah. So I said, Tom, I need

1282
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,690
picture a picture. You need to
send Adam picture he sent

1283
01:13:30,690 --> 01:13:40,410
me these pictures. I got here's
a Rough Rider look at. Well, but

1284
01:13:40,410 --> 01:13:44,400
they got on the phone. They're
connected. And right away. They

1285
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,370
were clashing, of course because
you know, I think she said,

1286
01:13:47,370 --> 01:13:48,510
Well, you let me talk.

1287
01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:51,870
They have both. They both have
strong personalities.

1288
01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:56,460
This is either going to be the
best match made in heaven. Or

1289
01:13:56,970 --> 01:13:57,450
worse.

1290
01:13:58,350 --> 01:14:01,350
You kept saying, Oh, I don't
this is not good. This is not

1291
01:14:01,350 --> 01:14:01,680
going

1292
01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,920
to friends and a landscaper.

1293
01:14:05,519 --> 01:14:08,219
Why are you putting this self
fulfilling prophecy out there?

1294
01:14:08,399 --> 01:14:11,099
Why are you doing that? No self
fulfilling

1295
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:13,410
until it's self fulfilling. It
was just the prophecy.

1296
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:18,720
I don't know. It could be the
you know, who knows? So I sent

1297
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:24,990
her his picture and she's like,
it's worth a try. If anything,

1298
01:14:24,990 --> 01:14:26,130
we'll be friends. He

1299
01:14:26,130 --> 01:14:30,450
is worth a try. Tommy is a good
guy. He's a really. He's a solid

1300
01:14:30,450 --> 01:14:33,450
guy. And I think he's very Yeah,
but he's really charming.

1301
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:37,830
He's so funny. He's like, Yeah,
Tina, your your husband's mean

1302
01:14:37,830 --> 01:14:38,130
to me.

1303
01:14:38,910 --> 01:14:41,370
We saw him the other day he came
by and he was not in his

1304
01:14:41,370 --> 01:14:41,910
regular. We

1305
01:14:41,910 --> 01:14:44,460
talked about that. Yeah, right.
Who are you?

1306
01:14:45,510 --> 01:14:49,470
Pretty good, actually. Are you?
I lose track of what we talked

1307
01:14:49,470 --> 01:14:49,650
about.

1308
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:52,920
We'll have to we'll keep up with
the Tommy and Alison. Yeah,

1309
01:14:52,950 --> 01:14:57,330
well, man. Yes. Yes. keep you
all informed about how it's

1310
01:14:57,330 --> 01:15:00,930
going. This is really my first
matchmaker. I've never really

1311
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:03,600
I've never really matched
people. So no, it could be

1312
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,680
whole business. Yeah. It's a
whole new business opportunity

1313
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:08,880
for you matchmaker.

1314
01:15:09,119 --> 01:15:12,959
Yeah. I was thinking the other
night about how we met. How we

1315
01:15:13,049 --> 01:15:15,569
how we came together. The good
story.

1316
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:17,820
We sold the story. Yeah,

1317
01:15:17,940 --> 01:15:19,920
I know. I was just thinking
about it the other night like,

1318
01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:22,470
oh, yeah, I remember when he
asked me a bunch champagne.

1319
01:15:22,950 --> 01:15:26,490
No, no, that's that's not how we
met and came together. That's

1320
01:15:26,490 --> 01:15:29,670
how I that was our third date.
Yes. I'm like, third date time

1321
01:15:29,670 --> 01:15:34,710
people. Have you seen my
stripper pole?

1322
01:15:35,519 --> 01:15:39,059
That's right. When Adam when I
went to his apartment, second

1323
01:15:39,059 --> 01:15:42,929
date. So second day, we went out
for sushi. And then afterwards,

1324
01:15:42,929 --> 01:15:46,889
we walked back to his apartment.
And we went to his apartment and

1325
01:15:46,889 --> 01:15:49,229
there's a stripper pole in the
middle of this apartment. Now,

1326
01:15:49,229 --> 01:15:52,499
Mike, what the what the? This
was, so

1327
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:55,170
it gets even better when I say
oh, that's my daughter's. That's

1328
01:15:55,170 --> 01:15:57,390
even funnier, because my
daughter's stripper pole.

1329
01:15:57,420 --> 01:16:00,270
But what I was thinking of what
I was thinking about was at the

1330
01:16:00,270 --> 01:16:02,700
time that we were texting back
and forth. We hadn't gone out on

1331
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:03,240
our date.

1332
01:16:04,290 --> 01:16:07,380
I know exactly where this is
going. I know this one time

1333
01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:13,200
you call me. Bedtime. The one
time you called me. And you call

1334
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,550
me at 11 o'clock at night

1335
01:16:20,460 --> 01:16:23,580
so Adams talking to me on the
phone 11 o'clock at night, I'm

1336
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:26,700
working. I'm a professional
Mike. This guy. This guy is a

1337
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:31,260
partier. This guy is out there
he is going to the yellow rose,

1338
01:16:32,070 --> 01:16:38,880
living it up with the cigs
phone, and he's smoking from a

1339
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:43,080
bong and I hear the water. This
is what a year played again.

1340
01:16:43,350 --> 01:16:44,010
This is what I hear.

1341
01:16:47,850 --> 01:16:51,690
With a lighter flicking to write
you heard that part too? Like

1342
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:54,270
this is an actual recording from
seven years ago. It's

1343
01:16:54,270 --> 01:16:58,740
like, Hey, man, I'm thinking.

1344
01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:03,570
And who am I now?

1345
01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:07,830
Look at you. You're Mr.
Energetic. You have a you have a

1346
01:17:07,830 --> 01:17:11,520
task list. I looked over your
task list. And you know what I

1347
01:17:11,550 --> 01:17:14,100
saw that warmed my heart
immensely.

1348
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:16,320
What was that your prayer lists?

1349
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,750
You had a prayer? Prayer list?

1350
01:17:19,290 --> 01:17:22,650
Yes. I learned this from Dave.
Dave, my

1351
01:17:22,650 --> 01:17:28,050
heart. I fell more in love with
you. When I saw that. He smoked

1352
01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:32,310
the bomb. On the phone call the
first and only phone call he had

1353
01:17:32,310 --> 01:17:32,490
when

1354
01:17:32,490 --> 01:17:34,020
you're dating. You saw my tanks.

1355
01:17:34,230 --> 01:17:36,240
I saw your prayer list. I do
have

1356
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,550
a prayer list and so beautiful.

1357
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:41,700
Something that Dave Dave taught
me. Oh, do you have a prayer

1358
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:44,370
list? I said no one's apparently
said, Oh, man, you got to put

1359
01:17:44,370 --> 01:17:46,410
people in your prayer list
because you can't keep track of

1360
01:17:46,410 --> 01:17:48,600
him after a while. I'm like, Oh,
that's a good idea.

1361
01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:51,390
And then anybody who just pops
into your head, like, you know,

1362
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:52,200
when you Oh, no,

1363
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,050
I just I just call them right
away. Yeah, no, I've learned the

1364
01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:57,090
Liturgy of the little things.
I've learned all of

1365
01:17:57,090 --> 01:18:00,450
this anyway. So even though you
were sucking on a bomb, I have a

1366
01:18:00,450 --> 01:18:03,570
prayer list. I fell in love with
you.

1367
01:18:05,490 --> 01:18:10,410
Alright, Johnny's anything else
that I'm done. I love you so

1368
01:18:10,410 --> 01:18:10,860
much.

1369
01:18:10,889 --> 01:18:11,669
I love you.

1370
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:14,670
I look forward to two more weeks
and then we'll do another show.

1371
01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:17,010
Okay, I'll be here date. It's a
date.